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NEWS NOTES.
M. M. Downing,the well known
-cattle drover of East Lambton and
North Middlesex, died of typhoid
fever at his home in Thedford the
other day. It is said when the
Exchange ge Bank
failed a few years
ago he lost $55,000.
° WLLSONS FLY POISON PADS
M'•. Oneef these pads will kill more flies
every day for a month than can be
naught upon a Itirge sheet of sticky
paper. A 10c packet of Wilson's Fly
Poison Pads will last a whole season.
Eold by all druggists.
Last year Mr W. Whiting, of
Greenway, sowed one poa in his
garden which produced 33 pods,
containing therein a total of 155
peas. This year he sowed the
produce of' last year's pea,- which
yielded him 11: quarts of good
clean peas. This is better than
the Indian thought the whit man
could do when he said, 'No won-
der white man gots ric,h when he
sow one bushel and get two.'
A. wife stopped into a bar -room
where her husband wqs drinking
with a friend. Setting a covered
dish which she had brought with
upon the table, she said, ;Presum-
ing, husband,that you are too busy
to come home to dinner, 1 have
brought yours to -you.' She then
departed. With a forced laugh,
he invited his friend to dine with
him, but, on removing the cover
from his dish. found only a slip of
paper, on which was written, '1
hope you will enjoy your meal; it
is the same as your family have at
home.'
If we may take the trrowth of
the city of' Winnipeg as a Criter-
ion of the rate of development in
Manitoba and the North-West,
many years will not elapse before
the new Canada beyond the lakes
will balance old Canada both in
population and enterprise. In
I876 Winnipeg had 3240 inhabi-
tants. I881tbe number had risen to
7977. Then there was a bound
upwards, nearly doubling these
accord-
ing figures, to (4,662. o
totheWinnipeg Directory
just issued. the city has a popul
!ation of 25,002. Since 1887 the
growth of the city has been
-steady. Before that date it fluc-
tuated. 188.4 the population had
risen to 24,7G0. This was the
' culmination of the boom. Then
came a decrease to `-'0,287 in 1886,
- %ter which a re'gtrlar normal de-
wFl.: lopment began has continued
r' to the present time. Winnipeg
is certainly destined to become
one of the great cities of the
prairies and its prosperity may be
taken as a proof of the rates at
which the province of which it is
the capital is being settled. It
depends more on its relation to
a rich agricultural country, for
which it is the entrepot and point
-ofdistribntion,than on its foreign
commerce.
SAVE YOUR CARPETS.
A eheetof sticky fly paper will do more
damage to carpet and furniture than
wnything ever invented. No careful
housewife would have one abort. Wil.
lien's Fly Poison Pads will clear the
house of flies more quickly and surely
than any other means. if placed near
the light where the flies are the thickest
'Wilson's Pada will kill pints every day,
and clear the house in short order. Sold
by all drnggiete.
SHOULD HAVE A TRADE.
Mrs Senator Cushman K. Davis,
of Minnesota, is a strong advo-
cate of the practical in the educa-
tion of girls. "1 believe," ebe
said, "that aboye everything eke
every girl—I care not what her
circumstances in life may be—
should be educatei toearn her own
living. In Alnerica where re-
verses of fortune are to sudden,
and so frequent, this must ever be
the most importantart of educa-
tion
duCa-tion for the rich as well as the
poor. I imbibe my ideas from an
old Scotch aunt, who took my two
sisters and myself %hen we were
left orphans at an early age and
brought us up as her own child-
ren. Born of wealthy pa.ents,
and accustomed during the great-
er part of her life to every luxury
that money could buy, the bad
been reduf?ed by unexpected re-
verses to comparative poverty at
the time she took us in charge.
Utterly ignorant herself of every
art by which she might have add-
ed to her slender income, she
resolved that we all should be self-
supporting. Two of my sisters
she made school teachers, while I
was fitted to teach music.
At an early age she bought me
a doll and materials for its dress-
es, and told me I nest provide
dolly with clothes. I set to work
and eventually succeeded in cloth-
ing her neatly. When I was ten
years of age aunt bought me a
pattern, some navy bule cloth and
some black velvet, and told me
that I must make myself a gown,
which I did greatly to the satis-
faction of my aunt and my own
and the envy of my playmates.
From that time to the present
dayI
havenever
paid one cent to
a dressmaker or a milliner, nor
has anyone else done so for me.
Every dress,hat and bonnet I wear
is made and trimmed by my own
hands."
The crop it. McIntosh county,
North Dakota, is a total failure.
A number of farmers have already
v
asked for assistance from commis-
sioners, and supplies are being
furnished. The same condition of
affairs exists in some parts of
South Dakota.
A bull brought from Wolfe Island to
Kingston by the steamer PrincessLouise
broke loose on landing at the wharf,
and for a long time could not be se-
cured. Oyer 1,500 people gathered,
many of whom had narrow escapee
from theinfuriated animal. He was
at lenght secured by a plucky young
man named Richards, who rushed in
and seized the bull by the snout.
Itch, Mange and Scratches of every
kind, on human or animals, cured in 30
minutes by Woolford's Sanitary Lotion.
This never fails. Sold by J. H. Combe,
Druggist. June 27-3m.
Henry Mussell, attorney for the
Michgan Central I{ailroad Com-
pany, says that if Congress can be
induced to sanction the construc-
tion of a high bridge at Detroit,
one will be built. Not only is all
the necessary stoney ready, but
the site at both ends can be secur-
ed at just the place where the
bi^dge would be most convenient
to all of the railroads. The high
bridge now under consideration
contemplates but two piers in the
river, neither being in the direct
channel and an aerial span be-
tween then,, 140 feet above the
water. 'Phis bridge is of'suflicient
height to clear the masts of any
vessels on the•InIces, with one or
two exceptions.
Plso's Remedy for Catafrh le the
Fest, Easiest to Use and Cheapest.
CATARRH
Sold by drugglete or sent by mala, 50c.
E. T. Hazeltine, Warren. Pa., rte. A.
lu Talmage township, (ix
miles from Akron, Ohio, a far-
mer's children playing in ]f barn
observed a pile o1 hay moving.
They called a farm hand to kill a
supposed skunk under the hay.
The hired man thrust the pitch-
fork into the hay and impaled a
negro. One of the tines entered
the meal's eye and reached the
brain with fatal effect. Ile was
identified as John \'Villigms, well
known to the police of all large
cities as one of the most dangerous
crooks in the country. Williams
had killed two men and had served
three terms in the Ohio Peniten-
tiary from which ho recently es-
caped after serving over fifteen
years. Upon hint was found a
loaded revolver, burglar's tools
and valuables recentlystolen from
residences in the neighborhood.
THE POLITICAL SiTi)ATION
Has not materially changed within
the last year, but Wilson's Wild Cherry
is becom;ng bettor known every
week as a cure for Coughs, Colds
Whooping Cough, Croup, Lose of Voice
.nd other affections of the throat, chest
and lungs. For twenty years this re-
'iable medicine has been used in scores
' f families with the greatest success.
Sold by all druggists. (let the germine
in white wrappersouly.
Children Cry for
Pitcher's Castoria.
The Collegiate Education.
From Life.
A ,ter.
Tb.ot Was Different.
There
W( -I4- t uelye or fifteen men sitting
around iu a Ii,:Halu saloon, when a stranger
to all entered, a,,,,d 1•y the dun, and asked
in a loud wore:
"Gentlemen ib :Leve cue among you who
will help a poor. disc .uraged clan to—"
He appeared to rhrll:e up right there, and
while c•leariug his v, nee it was noticed that
two ui• three unln slid out of the back door,
several others turned their backs, and one
man suddenly vent to bleep. Each one as-
sumed an attitude. or demeanor calculated to
discourage t h.• st ranger, but he presently got
h s voice, and continued:
"Who will help a poor, discouraged elan
to drink a dollar's worth of beer!"
unfeeling
Penelope -Do you think this poison will
kill the rats?"
Her Unfeeling Brute of a Husband -I
don't know. You might try it on your pug
dog first if you are anxious to make certain.
- Munsey's Weekly. Not What she Expected.
Fangle-I saw your friend, Mrs. Jaysmith,
get on the train and leave town with a mar-
ried man this morning!
Mrs. Fangle (deeply interested) -Well I've
been expecting a scandal in that quarter for
some time. Who was it with, the shameless
thing(
Fangel-Her husband. -Racket.
sad,
"She has very taking ways."
"•til
alas that. a . ti he takes nine -tenths of
my salary for bonbons and favors every
week. In fact, there is only one thing she '
won't take."
"What's that?" II
"Me." -Chatter.
Two Victims.
Brown -Hello, Jones, where are you going
in such a hurry?
Jones -I'm going to the dentist's to get my
tooth pulled.
Brown -That's bad: but I'm worse off yet,.
I'm going to my lawyer's to get my leg pull-
ed. -Light.
Rees ' g by Analogy.
"Is Bagley's wife travelling with any cir-
cus
ivcus this year?"
"nagley's wife! Why, 1 didn't know she
was a performer."
"You didn't! Well, she was practising
the bare-bac•k act at all the balls last winter."
- Judge.
_ _
Baume 'thing.
Neighbor-i've come to te:, you about
your husband.
Diss' Neighbor's
]patcd wile--ls he in his
CUT'S?
Neighbor --No, lnada,rl, be's in the lock-up.
-Texas Siftings.
Business in (hurts.
l'hollie--1Veally. I couldn't come, don't
you knew. 1 1,a,1 business in the courts,
don't you know.
J(mes(Whu is a ooaIse, rough mom-Thuu,i-
er and lightning, you're 140 lawyer:
Cbotlie-Ha, ha? So I'm not: but I'm a
tennis playa,s dont you know, and we had
a game hedny, lout you know. - Washing,
ton titan'.
',-here %Vass One Ready.
"can't I have a newspaper to -day 1." asked
the tnen'dert•'', its the sheriff entered his 'cell.
Yes," rcpt! -•Il the obliging official• as he
t,u,k the death :warrant free, h s pocket:
"Here is a 1:, „se leper to y-ou."-Munseyll
Weekly.
,{veil Fitted.
Manager Baseball Aeso'latltnl to green•
looking re••ruit-Are you g•,.1.1 0t catching
1°0181
Recruit ---Ives, sir. I have lived on s
chicken farm for tett years.--Ilurlingtnt
Free Press.
A Slinging Rebuke.
"Prisoner, you are t•hnrged with beilt
'drunk and disorderly. Are you guilty "r nut
guilty?"
"1)at's what sense is paid ter find nut, see1
ain't ag,,in" ter help yer."-Racket:
t'ufaithful to Hint.
Museum Skeleton -"My wife, the fat lady,
doesn't seem to care an marl' for me as she
used to. I've noticed it since that other
skeleton came to town."
"She likes hien better perhaps."
"Very likely. He weighs four pounds less
than 1 do. I Filppose that's the rens'')),"-
Yankee randy.
'Ile Liner ante,
"Who :ere you writing tn, darling('
"I an, thanking Mr. Selman for those gam
dies. How is i1, my hear, ynu never buy
any now!"
"('an't afford it. -
"But you
t.""Ilut'you used to a while ago."
"Yes, but your father bought your bonnets
then. --Life.
Ile Wanted no Discourager.
"I've got a good dog 1'd like to sell you,"
said a fancier to bangle.
"Not much!" replied Fangle; "why I've
gut four marriageable daughters. Epoch.
Hy the Sounding Shore.
Maud - The leach is all littered with sea
weed to -night.
Jack -That is strnnge, isn't it The ocean
has such a reputation for being tidy. -
Chatter.
One Way to Propitiate.
At, a hotel A waiter came out of the coffee -
room and unformed the manager that. a man
was rteng n dist nrhance 1,ecau1e be could
net I ave his necustnmed sent at the tulle.
"t :o in again," said the teenager, "and pro-
1,itTnte him in some wny "
Rack u, ' the whiter ,•, 1 -ni,l: "1f you
don'' .ns wit 1.1. • h, re. yon
ran g,.' . Il. •'r I'i1 i , • t g ratty
Betting on a Mountain Lion.
The recent attempt of Texas men to get
up a fight between two bulldogs and a puma
reminds me of tt iqueer oceeding in our old
mining camp inNevada•prThere were plenty
of mountain lions prowling around iu those
days, and one off day, we built a deadfall in
hopes to make a capture. The "fall was a
heavy log, which was intended to break the
lion's back, but one night a varmlut was
caught in such a way that he was simply held
down and not a bit injured. He was full
grown and as savage as a meat axe, and we
bad an awful time getting him down to camp
1.r.1 raged up. We calculated on selling hint
fur is good, round rum, but after shunt a
week alongcame mea man with the meanest.
looking cur dog at his heels you , cr saw.
The animal was puler, wild-eyed, homely,
and awkward, and he didn't weigh over
e
tela:dwve pounds at the mics,. The man heard
,,bout our lion, and atter lookiug him over he
:
"Boys. l.em•e seems to be an opportunity. 1
think my dog e u lick your huh inside of
Lwe nunuteb!"
You could have heard us Inugh and yell a
mule away, but the man preserv.-41 a •t•ery ,seri-
ous face and added :
"Anybody kin holler but money talks
GentleInen, I'll bet a hundred even up that
ms dog tacks your lion 1"
We jumped ou to him awfully rapid under
that proposition, and when be offered to make
A $200 we jumped the faster. After the
stakes were up we set about fixing for the
fight. There was a natural sink near by
about as large as a circus tent, but as we had
no way to enclose it we had to get a collar
around our lion's neck and send seven miles
for a chain to hold hie,. By the usa of forked
sticks and blankets we got him out of the
cage and drained him to a stake in the centre
of this sink. My ! but wasn't he ripping mad!
He rolled over and over -he stood un end -he
bowled and screamed, and none of us would
have gone within reach of him for a thousand
dollars.
The fight was set for Suuday, and there
were 400 men there. At o'clock in the
morning everything was ready, and the
waster of ceremonies announced :
"Gentlemen, the bet is that this 'ere dog
licks that 'ere lion in five miaits."
Thu owner of the clog advanced with the ca -
tune under his arm, and the lion screamed.
'111' dog was flung at him, and then, wonder.
ful to relate, the lion gave him one look and
turned tail, The dog ran him five times
around that rink, biting at his heels, and
then, scared half to death, the big beast twist-
ed his head out of the collar, broke through
the crowd, and dusted for the cedars. The
dog ran hien out of sight, and then came
back as if nothing bad happened.
"Gentlemen, the dog wins!" shouted the
referee, and the stakes were handed over.
We offers 1 the man a hundred dollars to
explain new it was done, but he replied:
"I couldn't do it for a thousand, 'cause 1
don't know All I know is that everything
^ets ,r
11t, -,..-w
=.' ,: „• • ,.e of 118 could ever feel satisfied
as t • w.., t.,.;:. engine' old lion turned coward
rue may be did. --N. Y. World.
Pulling Out a Rabbit.
The old doctor and the old captain were
fast friends, both in, eterate jokers, and
both, dell:te thci:' egcl .•gate six -score years,
rabid tpo; esmen. The doctor's frightful
stammer (: not seem to impede the flow of
a joke, 001 lid the captain' equatorial girth
lessen bis agility, says Harper's Magazine.
One afternoon the old men set out on a
rabbit hunt. As they passed through an
orchard something scurried into a burrow.
"A r-r-wist-rubbit!' shouted the doctor.
"L -1 -let's p -pull him out;" and kneeling at
the hole, he thrust his arm in up to the shoul-
der. "S -s -say!" he remarked, after a mo-
ment's fumbling; "I c -v -wilt -cant q -quite
g -get h -hint. Y-y-uh-you t -try it. John;
y -y - uh-pour arm's ('longer than men -wast
--mine."
The Captain knelt and thrust his arm
down. In an instant he was executing awar-
dance around the tree, waving a bloody
linger.
"Blankets-blank-blmlk! 'That's no rabbit;
it's a ground -hog."
"D -d -wilt -did he bite pet you. J -John l"
queried the doctor, anxiously.
"Bite? BI
ankoty-glomi,! Don't you see he
took off the whole end of my finger!"
"'.Vh wh-uh-why, that's t -too b-b-wist
-Lad(" said the doctor, taking his own hand
from behind Lim, and showing a sadly lacer-
ated thumb. "H -he b -b -wise -bit me too'"
Not the Spelling.
A solid young fellow, who had been writing
a letter with a pencil, got up from his seat in
the Erie depot for a stroll around. Leaving his
unfinished letter on the seat. A man came in,
took the seat to waitfur his train, and in au
absent way picked up the missive. He held it
in his hands when the young man returned,
and said:
"That's my letter, ,nistea.
"
"Well, you can have it," was the reply.
'•T)id you read it?'
"N -o. That is, 1 glanced over a few lines
of it and netieevt that hardly a word was
spelled correctly."
p
"It is a letter to oly girl."
,•Yes"
-Girl I'm g,nl)g 1,, ,carry."
"Yes."
"And I don't care a cocked hat about the
spelling. What I want to impress on that
girl is lav, 1 -it -v, null lots of it, for there's
sixty acres of land and a sawmill behind
her.''-- N. Y. World.
•
A Fellow Feeling.
\Vife- "('Inrenoel I hear burglars trying
to get in at the front door:"
('larenee rwho has been out late) -"If they
have 1114 hard a time ns 1 did an hour or two
ago, I pity thein."--Munsey's Weekly.
Tit for Tat.
Miss Vasser-Don't you think Miss Spring.
love is a charming poetess?
Uncle Soloman -Oh, yes, a very sweet
pnetess, and her'ausin, Miss Chalmers, is a
charming painteress, and her Aunt Lucrece
is an excellent sclllptoress, and her tnother
used to be nn excellent dishwasheress,
and" ---Life.
A Good Recommendation.
"Ane those complexion powders warrent-
ed fast colors('
"Well, madam, 1 -linnet say that they will
wash like the natural complexion, but they
ant rub efr "n n C, )at sleeve,"
s
MAKING A RECORD.
Mr. Van Punts Scores His Ninth Rejection
Without Opposition.
Pleaso do not say anything more, Mr. Van
Puck," protested the young girt "I must
not listen to you."
Don't refuse to hear me, Miss Pether-
bridge!" be exclaimed as he looked about the
room as if to find a hassock to kneel on, but
seeing none, he stood upright, looked intently
at the ceiling, and proceeded rapidly, in a
high-pitched voice. .
"Doubtless you will ..ay, Miss Petherbridge,
shat you never have giveu meanyencourage-
ntent. You will think I =presumptuous in
venturing to address you thus. But it must
occur to you that a young man has uo other
way of ascertaining in what light he is re-
garded by the object upon whom he has fixed
his hcpes of earthly happiness than to -to
try it on, you know. Therefore, Miss Peth-
erbridge, to come to the point at once (for in
,natters of this kind it has always been my
custom -or, as I was about to say, in matters
of this kind itis always best to be direct and
explicit), let me ask you, without any pre-
amble, prologue, or introduction, whether
you could--"
"Mr. Van Pund, I ant sorry to—"
"Whether you could make up your mind to
consent/ to link your fate to that of a young
man whom you never may have regarded in
any other light than that of a friend, but o1
whose entire devotion you may be assured,
and who long has entertained for you feeling,
that—"
"You will oblige 1110, Mr. Von Punk,
1'y--"
"Feeling. that be may not have suffered to
escape him hitherto. In short, Miss Pother -
bridge -for the question is simply one of the
heart, and need be occasion fur the fewest
words only -may I ask you whether, after
mature deliberation
and—
"What are you trying to ask, Mr. Van
Punk 4"
"I am trying to ask you, Miss Petherbridge
if you will marry me."
"Then there is no need of any more words,
I am sorry that I cannot give you a favor
able answer, but-"
"Do I understand you to refuse 1"
"1 certainly do refuse."
"You reject me?"
"If you must have it in the plainest possi'
hle words, Mr. Van Punk, 1 reject you,
though lam sorry
Lo sayanything that
giver
you pain."
The young man took a note book from his
pocket and Made a mark in it with his pen.
"You will not deny," he said, " that I have
asked you whether you would marry met"
"Certainly not. "
"And you have said you would not?"
"That is what 1 have said."
"That's right. Check."
And he made another mark in the note
book.
ou are the ninth young woman who has
given me the same answer since last Thurs-
day," he said briskly. "I'll get over the
pain, Mise Petherbridge. I'm trying to
make a record. That's all. Good morning."
-Chicago Tribune?
She Agreed with hint.
Emerson Waldo (of Boston) -I do despise
petty personal remarks. There are so many
lofty and elevating subjects ou which cul-
tured minds may converse -literature, art,
science, and the broad field of metaphysics.
Don't you agree with me, Mita Platte,
Miss Platte (of Omaha( -You bet I do, Mr.
Waldo, But do look at Mrs. Laker over
there; she walks as if she had corns. -Light.
One Soul Saved.
First Feminine Reformer -"Du you think
you have finally saved Mr. Tipple?"
Second Feminine Reformer -•'V es, indeed.
I have prayed with him, and sang with him,
and read to him until he has become convert-
ed that he is going to get a divorce from
his wife and marry ate." -Life.
3larriage a Failure.
t.'obwigger-Did you ask Brnwn if he liked
his new house
Merritt -It wasn't neoessary. 1 hear,! Ids
wife say she liked it. -Epoch.
Had Her Revenge.
A woman carrying a faded carpet -bag stop-
ped a policeman in hicago, and said:
"Which way must I go to the World's Fair?"
"Headquarters of the directors are around
on Dearborn street."
"I don't care a snap for the headquarters.
I want to know whar the Fail' is-Whar they
air Showier thiugs."
"There isn't any such place, madam. The
Fair won't be open for three years yet.''
"What., ain't there no show at. tall("
"Not
"Didn't I see in the paperathat eougress had
sent the Fair to this town!"
"You may have read that this place bad
been selected as the site of a fair to be held
three years from now."
"An that- won't be none till then!"
"Not that anybody knows of."
"An congress has fooled me into Conlin' all
the way from Missoury to gee that Fair.
Look here, this thing is a fraud. an' I believe
you had something to do with it. Do you
hear mea'
"Yes, I hear you."
'Well' what have you got to say for your-
selfl"
"Nothing."
"Then you aeknowledge that you are a
fraud, do you!"
"I suppose I am."
"An' you air not sorry for it, nuttier, I
reckon."
"No, 1 am not particularly cast down."
Wall, +will you do me a favor, jest to sort-
er make things squar?"
"I will try to."
"All right. Then hold this carpet -bag Lill
i step right over gander an' eat a snack."
"Why don't you take it with you?"
"Peered somebody moot steal it while I'm
Patin'. Will you hold it?"
"Yes, I'll take charge of it for you.
When the woman had been gone half an
horn' the policeman began to feel uneasy,
An hour passed, and still t l e woman did n rt
return. 14rite that evening the earp . t
was opened. It, contained four '1 4nd r., •.
together with the following note:
"These cats hay in an alley next lo Int•
house, on the West Side, for four days i
have time and again notified the authorities,
but as no notice wns taken of my appeal, I
have taken this method of disposing of then).
Youmay return them to me when we meet
it the World', Fair. ArlrnnsawTraveler.
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