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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron News-Record, 1889-08-14, Page 3si`'1.4 4,14,41L 1i11',A HODY MEET A BODY the re eulttfs'a'Collision, whether "coming the ryerotldli1leiond. wae not. colliding with somebody of eepeetbing. It it isn't with out neighbors it i9 with some dread die, eases that "knocks us off the track" and perhaps disables us for life. Women espe. clally it seems, have to bear the brunt of more oolllll1ons :and afiletiona, than man. kind. ' •Ift n11; eases of; nervotteneee pear. ing dowf Sen8atiella. teltdernees. perb:el :al pains, Wok headache, congestion, fnliem. mation, or ulceration and all "female weaknesses," Dr. :Pierce'% Favorite Pre- scription comes to the rescue of women as no other medicine does. It is the only medicine for women, Bold by druggists„ under Oalt�lve grantee, from the. inanuf that „it will give eattetao. tion iu:etmeet_ ee er money paid for 'it willb0 refunded. See guarantee on bottle+ wrapper. Copyright, MS, . by WenLD's Drs. Min. ASB'le. Dr, Pierce's. Pellets regulate and cleanse the liver, stomach and bowels. They are purely vegetable and perfectly harmless. One a Dose. Sold by druggists. 25 cents a vial. The Huron News -Record 51.50 a Year—$1.25 Ip Advance. 1 The',naa duet not do jr'elite to hie buti,less leu spar le ices i,), a•1veetiviny. than Ad dont in rent.—A. T. Srs...krt., the s,imion,lir'e ne.raleant of Yew Perk. . , Wet' testi:iy. An;.. 1•I1,h, 1889 Illi. KINKS AND MARIAII. Mr. 111l.ks meandered to bis domicile On Thursday eight loaded up after hes usual manner ol* lodge nights. Since the inception of the cold water treatment I,y his ener- getic spouse, Mr. B. has turned Over a 00W 1e,f, and generally ruin• agvv to get horns before eleven. Ile was bristling with .elf•in,por- taneae and exuheraut triumph as' h,r steadied himself by the table in the fitting room and faced his better half :—"Riar ! I'm glad I'm a man." "'A man?" queried Mr B. in her sharp, satirical voice, "a' man, forsooth 1 If I was a guzzling this like yo•i, I'd hang myself or drottin myself.", "But say,*Rtar ! if ;ou . were so (hu) full that you couldn't -lied the river,- or', tie a knot, •what. (hic) won Id you do? Eh, ole, gal??' "1 wpuld,kp'os my proper place and illy pr'o'per c`tiwpanions, and I would ..rawl into the pigpen among fire swine." "Pig -pen be bloweel ? R.iar, Pin a ma ,,,and 1 Glu live a thousand years, if I want to. Dr. Brown• Sequent, of New York, has discover- ed an elixir of (lie) ':f- ' •1 fnt u "(not Women, 'mind "ou t)' m - mortal (hic):. He has turuc.l til e olyl lir upers into young men already. Tried the stuff on several (hic) a Outer. No go. Their tempe• are too peppery." "Biuks I you old fool ! who has been stuffing you with :such absurd nonsense'( •»leu„ indeed! poor things the best - of actin ! (mmor- tal ! ..IRot "Riar ! I1 give you my solemn navy for it, that I read it in the Hair)iiton ,a"jlectcaori an!.. ` , and lir. Burns told me it web so (hic)." 'Tinker said his wife, straights ening herself 'up as straight and stiff' as a ramrod, ."if' ever that in-, cendiary, sheet conies into tie house r.gairt .there'll be a row, Remem- ber that 1 Anil if• ever you bring Dr. Forbes or Dr. Burnt to me when I'm sick there'll he a Batas, troplTe. Remember that 1 Cet to bed now ! 'Quick ?" .lir. Pinks crawled nrqkly up. stairs. At the top be turned round and, solemnly wagging hit noodle, whispered ;,—" Wrhen I wet the thousand -year %medicine !I1; bury you forty feet deep, and t ere'II be a jol)ifioationt, 'Remember hat!" —Lord Randolph, Churclill res commends ae a final solutio* of the Irish question an imperial loan of £100,000,000, to enable tettnts to b6ye?their holdings.), ; --Indiana has a double leaded baby girl constructed upon original principle. It has at each end of its body and I awns promiseuoualy distribul tween. The child or the cl or whatever it or they 'a rr n is or am doing well. very head 9 and d be. ildren, e, are, —A Kentucky man Lilld hint. self the other day because e did not want to hold the baby and a Chicago mein ended his life a ay or two since In :wise he couldn hold Itie•wife. Tastes differ, TAR STR.iS +N11 P g4i'I.S, Iylti)sE ,tta9QnT OAttR$B, ?fl , ?tt eEnEri.-;estoEOIC 4NNP ,0114 ¥4.41IY CRIMES, Writ), Apgust, J_O.-eA11 Paris, tied ntfeed all Fralnee, Itas been horrified by die Hoyos affair, as it is called. Tbie wretch is a widower' who logit his wife after about a year of marri- ed life. The unfortunate woman was fol?lnd,,dead irl a stable with a deep:eiceiiuFh, her head, which was supposed to "have been received from the kick of a horse. Her neighbors, however, waitttained that She had not been killed by an ascis elect, but by her husband, who Ited insured her life for considerable sunk in various insurance compan- ies. Later on Hoyos was' intpris- oiled for theft, forgery and breach of trust. After his iteprisoun►ent he married again, but very soon attempted the life of his father-in- law, and his wife left him. While in the service of the Count de I3iver- olie he again thought of victimizing the insurance companies, and actu- oily ineured in his own favor the life of an old peasant, but presented in his place, for the medical exam- ination a young and healthy Man. At length he hit on the! eoheate of insuring his own' life, and of draw- ing, Ity means of confederates, the sum for which he was insured after proving his own death. To • rry out this' echene he required a dead body which should be supposed to be hie own, and procured it by means of as colli -blooded an amass. ination as was ever perpetrated. He killed a' young man called Barron, stripped bin, put on a suit of the assassin's own clothes, and even it shirt which had been ex- pressly marked with. his own inir Male. Then putting in the pocket of the murdered man a wallet con- taining some of Hoyos private papers, be threw the body from the parapet' of a, railway. bridge to the track below, and placed it in a posi- tion to be run over by the next train. Having thus accomplished the first part of his murderous fraud the wretch disappeared, and when the body was found no one at first doubted that Hoyos himself had been killed. The inquest, however, proved that the victim had been killed before he was thrown on the railtrack ; then 11 was discovered that the body was not that of Hoyos, but t,f Barron, And the police were not long in finding Hoyos himself, living under the name of Barron, and engaged as a waiter at Valen- ciennes. The chain of evidence was cotupleted, though all the facts could not he elicited, and, after ten minutes consultation, the jury found Hoyos guilty. For once 'here was no pretence of extennat. ing circumstances. Hoyos was co,t-. dunned to death, and when he has passed under the guillotine the world. will be rid of one of the greatest villains of the age. AS "OU LICE IT. —M. Noquet having obtained a divorce from his wife sought to be• release l trom the payment of a pen• i0n to his mother-in-law. But Monsieur failed flatly, for it was ele- r .1 tie t ,.lthough the diyorced wan haj no longer a wife he had not Leen ditorced from his .mother -in. law, and must continue to pay her a pension. —'1 he well-known detection of a '0'ime, in "Diplomacy," through the perfume 'of a woman's glove was re- produced by a recent occurrence in Paris. A man who found his room robbed of all his jewelry perceived a peculiar perfume and a few days later notice•1 it again when passing two well•dressed women in the street. 'i'e• res arrested and found to be , Le thieves: =A verdict of death from tight lacing comes from a Birmingham jury, expressed as a verdict of "D ath from pressure round the waist." The subject was a servant girl who died from a fright, and her death was attributed by the medical witnesses 'to the fact that she was tatted too tightly to enable herr to stand any sudden emotion. She was a notorious tight lacers, not only at the waist. Her collar fitted an closely that it was impossible to loosen it at the critical moment. Under her corseta abe wore a tigl►t- lyshuckled belt. • —An oculist who has made the human eye a study for thirty years, and who bas examined many famous men's eyes, declared the other day that the "thorough bred Aimerican" eves was -.steel blue in color. "Would You 'say that bleek•eye l and brown -eyed men are deficient in in- tellect ?" "Not that, to he sure, since history has afforded some ex - amides of able men whose eyes pos• sassed this pigment. But, unde• niably, among the people of higher civilization eyes grow°lighterin hue, and there are to-ilay far more blue- eyed persona than there were a century ago. If you will Ise at pains to inquire the color of the eyes of Bismarck, Gladstone, Hux- ley, Nirchow, Buchner, Ronan, in fact, of any of the living great as well as of the great army of the dead who in life distinguished them- selves, you will learn that most of them have, or had, eyes of blue or 'gray, I1.: hen fiwad, t9;; N1°, tat, tliiipig11telII l in the wary, that;,it ai,scures the Objects pre.gntee11, to .the viiia) orgu,u i i.nd`that theaepi'rfatgg mind a$et'king '"Ile greatest'.' light caste knife JUS•T FQE;,1!{IN. , , — trst ,uedt R1 t 'waiter; r� open n that witidriw, p1eU$t>,' I' 'min%' Stand title beat." Wsrtereer`Directly sir.' (Open'; the window.) Second guest (a, little Tater)---'Waver, thete'it a draught enough to give you a death, of a cold, Do,Out they window 1' Waiter—'Yea, sir i' (Shuts • the wl,nduw,) First guest —' Waiter ale you mad ? What hive you 'closed the window fort Open it again this Minute !' Waiter—'Very good, gir ! (Goes to the landlord.) Herr Lampert, one of the gentlemen wants the window open and the other wants 1110 10 abut it. What am I to do 2' Landlord—'Do what the gentleman nava who hasn't dined yet.' —An old• plasterer is called upon to give evidence for the plaint:tf, Connsel for the defence tried to bully hint. 'Your name is John Smith ?' 'Yes.' 'Are you the saute John Smith who was sentenced to eight days' imprisonment• for using had language?' `No.' 'Are you the same John Smith who. was sentenced to a couple of years' hard labor for theft?' 'No, that wasn't me, either 1' 'Then you have never been in prison 1' 'Yes, twice.' `Ab ! and how long the first time?' 'One whole afternoon.' 'What !— and the second tune?' 'Only one hour.' 'And, pray, what offe.tce had you committed to deserve so email a punishment?' 'I was sent to prison to whitewash a cell• to accommodate a lawyer who had cheated one of his clients !' (Crone - examination collapsed.) —The flannel shirt has been Making a triumphal progress .this summer, but Still it is not univer- sally popular. Thus, a writer of '.Ise Roche er Herald says con- cerning it : en it is 'brought home the proud husband and father dons it and goes forth to defy the 'heat of a July day. The next week it is washed; ard then it is just about the size for• the twelve -your old son, Another week rolls round, and it is just a tit for the baby. The fourth week it descends to Betsy's doll, and the tifth week it vanishes altogether ; disappears mysteriously. It was seen to go into the washtub, 1 ut that was the last o: Our Weekly Round Up. —Mr. Thos. Atkinson, son of Jae Atkinson, of Tuckersmith, was killed in the California lumber woods on Thursday of last week. —A London, Ont, firm received on Friday from Japan a letterpos.ed s•1 at Robe July 1. It is .stamped Yokohama, July 4, reached Van. couver July 19, and ' •ndon on the 25th. • —Two remarkable cases of long. evity are reported from Mashr'w tow 'ship, Ottawa county, Robert McCorkeli; a native of Donegal, Ireland, dying on the 4t11 inst., at the ripe age. of 101 years; his widow, 99 years of age, surviving him four teen days. • —Sarah Peckham, a domestic working for A. McCrirnmon, barris- ter, had her jaw -bone broken the other day while getting a tooth extracted. The physicians think she is suffering from some peculiar disease of the bones, being partially lame through disease of the bones of the leg. Some time age her a -m was broken at the wrist, it ni alleged, by being struck with a broom handle in the hands of Mrs. Depotty, of Welland. Her solicitor has entered an action for $2,000 damages ega;net Mea. Depotty. —Miss Ellis of the township of Garafraxa, was stabbed by a young man named Patrick Haley. She has some si•t or seven wounds, and this morning lies very low. Haley made his escape from the crowd in the darkness, end has not yet been captured,although the country round about is being scoured, and tele- grams • have been •sent in every direction to arrest him. • The e :.cite• ment in the neighborhood is very great, and if found there it) •great danger of his being lynched. The cause for the fiendish act is supposed to be jealousy. • --Tho total oat crop of the United States will be about 763,160,438 bushels. —A, bloody fight took place at a negro„ [lance in Walton, Ky. The' scare of the trouble was the home of Rube Furrell, where, on Saturday night, dances were held. There was an abundance of whiskey and the crowd about midnight became boisterous. When the Marshal and several others entered the dive, Rube Futrell was r found lying on a ou pile of wood with a bullet hole through his abdomen. Ho is fatally hurt. James Robinson, a si;teon year old boy, was dying noar by with a bullet in his breast. Bailey Casser was found on the roadside three miles from the scene mortally wounded. He has since died. Half. as dozen others were hurt and five or six m ry lie. • REMOVED I. • '• REMOVE() 1 O12ej Door North -of Young' .eft keg; , krt, i 'treat • e 0. I' F e k'1 L Provisions fo[ 9, 1 8 1 b summer ) tc 9f(;ce)v9a ,ti 1 u► tat very court e u c t1d e et and spring t .y will'beu r vo of:Goods Need lt'lelsb and oliltlilo e11b1t+cui o ]ice t cos sto be foundini til) u. Reliable, g 4ly !G .l g•F 19t Nass G •ecery. • We aim to give. the Beat Poseible Goods at„t! a Isowes)t Passible Pvh e, sad tot:come:Meal buyers,we plfer many adventeee9. Pitt/DITCH TAi C RT IQ.N HOS ., W`boiesate• & Retail Grocers, Clinton'. lognal 600 1 f..qc,P,°, S d;dG.. gi 4) aye °'2 9,91e1 1'� ra El "'.:"cot; 4.4 a �•pK{,'O z'l, ,u t"u M.mg H g 0 g„lap B i el -'.c 9 � En t.9::::4156?);F:'-gl• ��~�, W W 1-4 pp�,~a. owrs go er. 43 mal -4U .' 0,r0 Ami • LUCK IN AN OLD LOVE LE?'1'ER. Mr. Mayer, the special examil,er of the bureau ,of pensious, told , f it nem who lives up in Butler county. He is paralyzed from a sunstroke received while ou march to Wash- ington to the grand review of • the surrender of Lee. Not a neat could he found to assist iu proving his claim. All his comrades of the march were Beat tared or dead. There were not a scrap of paper of official record. "I am satisfied," said Mr. Mayer, "That here was a genuine case. Hbs story was elway's consistent, and then he was a comparatively ;Helpless paralytic.. • He, could prove about a little, but could do no work. I tried in every imaginable way to get him to resell something that would give me a clue, but visit after visit to him brought nothing. "I finally asked hint one day if he ever wrote letters home, and if be had not written about thnt time. '"Why, yes,' he said, '1 used to write to my sweetheart,' "'Ant! where is she now 1' 1 asked. " 'There she is.' " `Gid you ever save any of those letters, madam ?' I inquired. Just as though a woman didn't always save her love letters tied up in a ribbon. 'Why, yes, I believe all the letters he ever wrote we are up stairs somewhere row, <6he replied. Pretty, soon alta came back with a worn and faded package•of letters. And ants. ; them she found a letter from her then sweetheart, descr•bs Mg the very incident of the sult- stroke. He had written her as soon as e had recovered sufficiently aced told how the day was oppressive and the march toWashin;tou hotand dusty, and how he had heel* over- come with the heat and hod fallen by the ways`.de and had lain under atrte all day long while the columns were marching by. "The letter to his sweetheart saved the day. It got him his pens- ion. He had been trying ever since 1864 until recently to secure it. It was a case in which T became profoundly interested and '[ rejoiced with thew." HOW THEY DO THINCS IN CANADA. Police Captain Iteilly has just got back from a ten-day vacation trip to the St. Lawrence for pickerel. He caught just five pickerel, but he consoles himself on the ground that two of the five were the biggest pickerel he had ever caught. The most notable thing eonnected with this very unprofessional fishing achievement was the utterscollapse of the captain's effort to get more fisherman's bait when the supply was exhausted. He scooted off by rail at daylight on Sunday to t1,e Queen's hotel in Toronto, a hoatelery big enough to accommodate nearly 300 guests, to get the bait. He received the severe shock to a thirsty man of learning while driving to the hotel that in Toronto 'every saloon where bait for thirsty fisher. Hien is ordinarily on tap in any quantity closet) up regularly at seven o'clock on Seturdmy night, and rernaios shut as tight as a drum until seven o'clock' on Monday morning. Arguing that under her majesty's rule enlightened• excep• tion roust, of course, be made• in the caro of hotels, the captaip walk- ed confidently into the reading room adjoining the cafe and called for socia bottled sarsaparilla. The her was locked and double barred, sure enough, but the captain's hopes rose when the colored water said : "All right, sal, fetch it in a minit, sal)," and he scurried off. It was ten minutes before be came back, and he wore a crest. fallen look. "Can't git dat 'ar sasprilla, sah," he groaned. "It's Sunday, sal), ycu know." sots .su1raaIYe' BraoJtaroecleatlaeanynal earelulty preearedereSot csqOM�eTwedornemy yyeerb01er1Yatepreetleeaithituceso.rpdforover thtrt yearausuUbytWhta1!eople. Everyatn>zlsnp0- Th e UI o rue Wi41:11N,toaaenrlmg, aecett. be marl retne tioele rt. e ptrt OFF PRFSCWL4 RPF, mute V4pae w l crs eTue Wl� 4Wm Cn9ol al •l Fevers, Congestion. Jdaauimutton,, of og�Cp^t etrp-ones 'ronobR Neuralgia, Toothache' Faceaeho 1 'lioladnekea/ siokTieadaelue;',ertlEo a ytlpepsia, elnoUe Stomach. 1 Supp1,repse. or Palutat Periods. ., 1' ''ilea, leo rtroffe'•Pai lode ' , 1 (troll r CP.ugh, Dltncwt$reatbl 1 alt` 1Lticurn, Erryyelpelaa;Erin np. :' 1 IILheulnattsrtt 1,tpeumatlePa 1 Fol'erand,iteb,e',Chitlsiltalarla.i" Pllp s, Blind or Bleedin (lnlarrh, Induemnu Cool latheDead ' Who ping Cough violent Coughs. , ticttt�crat nei iutv.l'In s rath:Z spa . Kidney Disease Norvo,,ID yility, , UUrinary Wocekneaa, Wettln Bed l: NtaeggaeofilbCU0aj'i,Pa1tlt0tival � . Sold by Druggists. er ,cent Oatpald on receipt Hera b'• p 144 a ea richly* DR. Dtold, : t 1 rlchlq bound In cloth and gold, walled free, Humphreys' eledlcl ue ee.IOV Fulton qt. N T. SPECIFICS. WELL i$ Intent tD30N co..Agents, 11IONTIIEAL. "What I" exclaimed the comwan der of the Tenderloin in astonish ment. "Why, sarsaparilla isn't liquor." • The darky said he couldn't help it. The gentleman hi the office had told I ill that if the gentleman in the reading asonl wanted sarsapariile he'd hate to take a room and' !Mini it sent there, because the law didn't allow any other way of serving eirtnks. The captain said he yielded to his intense thirst, and hired a $5 room to.get a 10 cent drink. Then be got on board the train that left the Dominion' before nightfall and sped hack into the United States. He reached home on the following Sunday Morning •and told of ,ria adventure in the dint, g room of`an up -town hotel. In the the course of the recital a waiter glided up to an adjoining table. There was the ittv'timg pop of a cork an in- stant later: and the waiter lifted a silver bottle with a handle to it and poured sparkling dry into the glasses that were arranged on the table. The silver bottle turned out to he a new-faugled contrivance for Sunday use. It consisted of two ornaiuen- tel shells of silver fitted on hinges which could be closed around a pint bottle of champagne so that all but the, edge of the Lottle's mouth was concealed. The captain's eye was illuminated as he noticed the ilver hottleholder. "We're home again in the realm of cosmopolitan civilizata. a," he obseryed with a smile. "There is no place like New York after all." It was the first time the silver bottle moulds had been used iu 'the hotels, though. The proprietor gnarl afterward that he used the moulds to avoid offending any one who tv didn't like to see ine served with meals on Sunday. The courts have decided that hotel roprietors need- n't use such dev.ic .s on Sunday if they do not feel like it. This is away ahead of the 'anucke• r p e G —There is considerable trouble amongst the congregation of Holy Trinity Church, Chatham. Rev. Jaffrey Hill, the pastor, has aban- doned the church and is holding services' in a small building formerly occupied by the Methodists. He has also vacated the parsonage. The cause of it is that the church is financially emberrltssed. A number of the congregation who were re- sponsible for the mortgage were charging the congregation $700 a year rent, which, the latter could not stand. NEWSPAPER LAWS We call the special attention of Post nesters and subscribers to the following' ,ynopsis of the newspaper laws :- 1—A' postMaster illp required • to give notice BY LErrEit (rettlrninc a paper [roes a of answer the law) when a subsc iber does not take his paper out of the office, and trate the reason for its not being taken, Any neglect to do so makes the postmaster responsible to the publishers for paymtnt. 2—If any person orilere itis paper dia- soritinued, he must pay all arrearPges, of the publisher may continue to send it until payment is made, and collect the whole amount, whetlier it bo taken frow the office or not. There can be no legal discontinuance until the payment is matte, 3 -Any person who takes a paper from the post-ofnce, whether uire, tod to hit acme or another, or whether he has sub• ,.gibed or not, is reesponsiole for the pay. 4-110 subscriber orders his paper to be stopped at a certain time, and the publish. dr continues to send, it the subscriber bonne) to pay for it if he takes it out of the post•°Ili cc. This proceeds upon the ground that a man must pay for what he uses 0 . 0 0 0 gig' in tbe'Divisioti eon in iiode,ich at the November sitting a newspaper ut- Ialter sled for payof paper.The p d - t t Tho deter sr. t objected paying on the ground that he had entered a former proprietor of the piper to discontinue it. The Judo held that that was not a valid de ence. Tho plaintiff, the present, proprietor, had no noti le to discontinue and consequently could collect, although it was not denied that defendant bed notified former pro- prietor to discontinue. In any event defenattt was bound to pay for the time Ike had received the paper and until he had paid all arrears due for subscription. ILL. READS, NOTE Ijp,.de, Letter H•eLde, gags, t;tutemerts, Circular, Brelnese Cords, Envelopes Programmes, eta., etc., prints l In la workman Alm mune: and at low, rates. THE NEWS -RECORD Orrice. TO THE FARMERS. ,Study your own tetere$t•and gp,where you can get Reliablea";� ,gayness; 1 manufacture cone but the Bahner STOOK. B•ware of shojis. that sett cheap, as they have got to Yee. Air Call and get prices. Order by mall promply attended to .1 -4D1 --x 711T T. CA.R.T.M Et f[AItNESS EMPORIUM, l3LYTl1, ONiT. BUSINESS ANNOUNCEMENT. ,CORRESPONDENCE, . We will al all lintel be pleased to receive -items of news from our sub- scribers. , We want a good corres- poftdent tin'every locality, not already represlented, to send us RELIABLE news. SUBSCRIBERS. • Patrons who do. not •receive their paper regularly from the carrier or tlir nigh their local post offices will confer a favor by reporting at .this office at once. Subscriptions may commence at any time. ADVERTISERS. • Advertisers will please bear in,mind Mat all "changes" of advertisements, to ensure insertion, should be handed in not later than MONDAY NOON of each week. CIRCULATION. THE NEws-REPoRD ltas •a larger eirctelation•thun any other paper in this sectiorta• and • as au advertising medium., has few equals in Ontario. Oar boas are Open to those who mean business. JOB PRINTING. The Job Department of this jour- nal is one of, the best equipped in Wester,' Ontario, and a superior class of too'/ is guaranteed at very 10)0 prices: DR. FOWLERS •EXT: OF • ••WILD4 1 TRJWBERRY CURES HOLcERA holera Morbus O,Lr I C'aft�- RA1SaIT,S IA1 RlWA YSEHTERY AND' ALL SUMMER. COMPLAINTS AND FLUXES QF THE BOWELS IT IS SAFE AND RELIABLE FOR CHILDREN OR ADULTS. •