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' If there's ae thing mair than
•anither that keeps rue frau jauutin'
aboot an, seeiu' thee kiutra,' said
Bob Johnston, ' its hotels. 1'lI
never forget my hotel bed experi-
ence iu Inverness, but I think my
hotel bedroom experience at Oban
puts the crooner uu even that ex-
eitiu' exploit.'
\'Peel, to cuteu to the story at
since, the wife at' I, ye see, had
been, what is aca'd in polite lan-
guidge, daein' the Caleduuiau C,Iial,
but it would set'rii, f'rae the guide-
book I boeht to steer me through
the scenery, that we had been c:cteirt'
it the wtaug way; at least I ken
- this, when wtestarted free Inverness
I had to begin at the hinder -en' u'
the book to keu wirier 1 wis, an'
read backward, like the Chinese or
the atunoteut Hebrews, as I've heard
oor minister speak about, There
'was a Salid t ehiel' on butted the
att. Beer win ,saw my difficulty wi'
the book, an' said it, wid teak'
things a' richt if I'll st•au' 01.1 toy
heid autl road; but L'tn thiukiu' he
had less gumptiou than iwpideuco
to tuck' sie a silly proposal.
1'in uo pun to tell ye aboot the
sublime scenery o' that glorious
sail, nor about Jluggie's daft -like
speil'iu' at the caner /ten at Furl
Augustus as to whims they keepit
the key u' the lucks, our about her
' talttltt' • (loon to fest 011 ate 0' Lhe
airu capstans, ,1 thiuk ye ea' them,
at the luck gates, that started to the
t•nrniet' the minute she had satdoun,
and whirled her aboot like a poerle
till she w a perfee' dizzy, to the
great enjoyment u' a wheel* gigglin'
London madams, wha seemed to
think the hale allitir gut up for their
atnnseinenL. What I .want to speak
aboot is a thiug that happcutel to
us the nicht we plat. '1p at Oban.
We had left Fort William in tin;
forenoon, an, gut into ')bap in the
afternoon. Wed, I was stautniu'
on the quay w i' my Gladstone hag
• in ley ae lieu'. an' •nay it her put out
to help.elaggiu elf the g•ulgway, tut'
-she's no turuin' uny suppler the
.aulder she gets, wheu, lo and be-
hold, my brig' was uippit clean Dot
o' my ban', au' afore ye could say
•.lack Rubinson I ,legs it gaun.inaireh-
• ill' awe' up the i}uaay on the sheoth'
ers o' a man in uniform—a •Ilotet
porter as I at length discovered hint
to be.
It wis a' Maggie an'. I could dae
to keep.it.iu richt, an' the Heelitn'
rascal never let on he heard. me
yellin' on him to pit it duon ; but ou the stair, _al' fervently hoptu'
awe' he scoots up the steps o' it big she wales succeed in her min i :11
hotel that nearly took my breath o mere;, for a muetud plaistor on
a bully's 61111111116 ie nee sine' joke, I
can tell ye.-
Some
o,Soule time palled an' a' was quatu,
att.' nae signs o' her corrin' Gosh,
thinks I, has she fa'eu asleep in the
diuin'•rooln, or h:s 0•o lost her way
back, or what.?
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fur twa, if oor siller wisna to be 'It's you that ),a i}tI1 feelit" I froul Lit, flint Ih.. ura lige./ wale .0
prone condition ens! god brder.
Calling at Om tett,k he ascertaiued
that the consignees hard $1,400 to
their credit tit one of them. Armed
with these affidavits and this infor-
mation, 1b, Ilarris at once repeilud
to a detective agency, whore he em-
ployed a detective, who called upon
the cousigneus, and iuformed theist
that the wished to purclaaso one hun-
dred bo::esof orauges. They readily
proposed to sell; ho agreed to buy,
but said to them that 1►e wished
them shipped to St. Paul and as, no
doubt, the oranges would have to
be repacked, woutd sail 1110 next
day. They readily replied. 'Oh, not
'I lteso are the celebrated Citta or-
anges, which require uu repacking,
as they always arrive iu the beat
culditiun,' l'ha detet/tive at once
1 just quat"Iy lowerr'I the breast u' reported the facts of the caseeto 1)r.
yer shirt, as 1 thueht, and siren,! Hestia, who in►mediately wrote to
the ewindlers and notified thetn
that he had ample evidence to cou-
viet then, of cheating and swind-
liug. :They readily admitted they
were caught, and gave• hits at check
for $1,190, the actual price, when
ad•lect to the $150 before sent, re
ceived fur the two car Toads of or
auger.
clean weetit. retained, hotly. 'lime ryas I
' Well, I canna till tliis day e,ty doubled up wt.' cramp eiel 83311-1)
whether it wits the melon, or the neetliu' a 'mislaid Alai"ter, an' ill
eooeuwbel•, lit the totnaytoes, or the stead 0' bringiu' in tne'tu ease
my pangs, ye cooky • tt 1 tic ye've
gine all' prt it uil anither /Ban.
Fine like conduct this. I'm think iu
the ither nlau'11 nu lintel: ye fur yer
kiuduess. What in a' the wort'
made ye duo sic a trick V
olives --but at onytate 1V1aggie an' I
had hardly gime up to oor bedroom
and retired to oor virtuous couch to
rest when t wis seized wi' a }'ain
across the region O' rely stunted*
that .twisted me up like a wisp d'
straw, 'It was tree trick ye ill dark in'
I'm weal keut it8 a man of cork- wretch that ye ere,bet at mistake. 1
siderable euduranee, an' no easily thocht had t,otae up three stairs
beat wheu I tak' a thing in my . when 1'31 ouly come a}► ',we, au'
heid, an' as I didua wish to waulteu I went iutu the room jist like this sue
the wife au' alarm the hale barracks, but ill the lobby below. '1'nere
1 lay3 •
t
I
,the 331u d swell pupil). all ►vas a ensu like reed', link—white
tee in bends, groan in' in to Inyse1', nicht-cool, red hurtle, all' a' —U)
an' tubbiu' like mad at my stained). nnoriu' i' the same tulle o' voice,
to try tui' ease the pain. an' as 1 thuuht it wis you faun' ewer
But a' wadua else. The mair III was swuatrt uu wankel' ye, salt I
rubbed the w,Itlr it gut, till ta'e11
unawares by a tu•►ir violent stuns'
than ordiner', 1 let not a groan Cheat
made the wife start up in terrur.
thirikiit' 1 wis tit toy last g.tsp,
She took in the situation ata glance,
au' up and oot the bed wi' a jump
and set•ewod up the gas. Wheu
she „ave my white false she gut a
friulit I eau tell ye.
Oh :lob, what's wlaub whist's
cu• 1e uwer ye. Speak to tis,', Pub,
1Vi11 I rin fur the Iloctor.'
' No, Maggie,' I grasped. '1'm
no sae—batt—as—(uh)—a' that,
If I jist had u pickle mustard aboot
tato--roue,, thin' ye—oh 1'
'No, but there's plenty dounsteirs
in the diuing-Io'ut, au' if ye jist
thule a wee, Bub, i'1l slip • on my
petticoats an gaug cannily loon
stairs so as no to wsttkell ouy'hotly.
L'll spteud a bit blow' paper over
wt' mustard, and be back Isere in
•1'•: tine.''
%Ve11, a' the while she avis slMil' ,-
the phtister nicely ewer yer huttuln;
Ll,(Il L went to screw out the peep
u' gas, but ttiiti,•,I it% on
lull in inistak' ani' as the
lici)1• Was turnu,l u;) I 114N/oiled
to •eatst Illy u'e Ower to see that ye
wele ;3 richt, 3311et1 1 saw Illdt thr
man 3visua you Hoe., but neither
1111113, alt' Illy II 0:1 8.111k 111.131 II ill my
brea,:1, stmt 1 rail out the ruu'o all' up
Ole stair liktt nand,'
'A11' ,limn ye uu talc' the plaister
all the roue agnin7' While waiting at a stattitlir in
'Vu, 1. *thine, cul' 1 Wuu'1e3 t1-' South tJarulina Otte day, writes M
hear ye sub;;,► ► sic a tlti'Ig. A11' if geed ill the Detroit I'I'ce Press, I
,yer a yuan ave, Lob Juhnstutl, a1, was juiced by a Blau who carried au
ell a cuia•, yell gang duue yr('sel', old I'ashiun"d sat0111:1 Ott his
e 'i,Iuie tit• elistat', to.' telt' the shoulder, ani! w!'u 14;1(1 evidently
plaister 11,1 when ye'ru at 1t. walked many miles through the mutt
iV 111' .,104 1. cuel,ln,t d tit that, ' Ile was fully 6(1 years of ago, screw -
gaggle. The 11111'11 1,e led but by try 133131 homely, anti he simply
this time, an' ye eliuht as heel by nodded to tau and s11, 'I lou uti ,►
to 11"e in the air as apolugeese to a bald uC tlultun. In about ten
111 ill with to tl,lstal•d plaister t. . his, tllilrtit,•n along 0(Ime a w010111 in.
b1"isl, \Vheesi, what's tht119 Mich- hone -spun, luli•y his age and abuul
nig • Maggie wis iyin' bur things ty me, there he is already ra'npagi13' as homely. She had ta180 Intl a
ai,out her; an' pkting her slippers ilk,' la ria"i''' lion?' r
vu hur.feer, au' tul:iu' fa bittiu Linn.• " ' long walk, She nodded and sat
paper iu her hate, awa' she went 'a u' sure „woof, 't this minute duan) on lruuther cuttuu bele. Nut
lt)tlt! cies of '�VPtiter,' `l.andlu•',f,' •1 ..tees► was said between us fur ten
puir body duun 1 le•laeg dark stairs , \larder!"L'ulice!' tang minutes, 1 eat, ,;s th9 'yids le of the
grupin' aboot to pAss,►gts 1111 she a through the
genu' to the door u' the ges Li11oul a vast building, caused by a luau be train was heard in 010 distance she
low ill 1118 flea" sl"•: gown an11 n said to the luau.
Uf comae, 440, a' the things 1Ve1'0 44,333'1 Rword i3' his Ilon(:aril his
cleared awe' air the table, but the face distorted .1'11,`. passion, who
cruet Stan's were on the sideboards, wanted to kna,t ,,h.•VI; the man
au' the licit o' the veuetiatts let wesei11 he'd cut I,i"• •lo3i'n ill in•
;Iaggie see what was what, cites, elite hail els .11 him such e
She doon vi' the paper on tits' 1)0381ly t.1. k as to steal Otto his
table, took up a mustard pot bedro .e like a thief itt the night
and scraped its contents out, there and 1 '' 0 1,1• , vith sack but bai els
spread it thickly ewer the paper, .creep,. '11r`1ure is the villain,' he
till it was weel laigered wi' a coati... slloule ' •' • 11 • h•Ive his life—till 1
0' mustard as thick as a NO 0' cake, think ilii gu•,:7'
then out she steals, an' seizin' baud 0 I,, what's to be ,luau?' cried
b' the t'ailin o' the stairs, she -safely Maggie. 'He'll kill us baith in
creeps up again without dist''rbin u 0;3,1141 belie. 8,,e0 me; save
single human bene'. Bob;'
+ort,' dr, sere kicked' up her heels,
\1'601, a' . this time I was lyi.tl' till 1 saw that, something kunst be
listo.nin' wi' my ears on the cock, done•to keep her oat o'' hystoiics,
a'u' whether it was this state' o'' • 'It's a' richt, Maggie, I'll save yo,'
watehfu Hess mnatlo' me forget my L cried, a brick thocht flashi3l'
inward troubles, or whether the through 'my bruin. 'in ye go
fear o' the mustard 'plaister on my' aneath 'the blankets, pre'teud yore
sumach had something to dae wit siiorin', au' 1'11gang oot to the
at onyrate the pains left me; an I .lobby alatig t"i' the lave to allay sus
lay listenin' for the wife's footstope picion.'
W A N'I'El) '1 O ,J I N I::
awn' Wi' its grandeur.
By the time Maggie an' ine gut
up the steps an' could gather breath
• to speak, the man had a bedroom
engaged for us, an' a3va' we tnairch-
ed upstairs an' slang big lobbies,
.1411.1 was clean doited wi' the be-
wilderiug array e' doors am' pass-
ages. Au' we passed Sad molly
swells, male and female, on the way,
that, lod, I couldua think to kick
up a rippit aboot the way we had
been treatit afore sae molly big
wigs, Sae, when the lean plump'►
my bag doou in a bedroom, en' ten
me it was number 123, I jist aocop--
ed the situation wi' the air o' a man'
accustomed to sic graudeur a'" his'
days, as if I were—as Willie Shake -
spear says— to the planner born,'
and sifter waehin' oor man's, we
cam'. door to the dining-rooni, a
place that faitly dazzled my eon wi'
its gilt an' glitter, cutgless an' silver
nick uacke,
'Gracious,' whtrpers I to Maggie,
whoa I looked coon' an' saw the
grau,l array, this is something
awfu'. Feth, ley lass, we'll poy for
001 whustle hero. I houp this
dirn'1 sent! inc into the 11a'Ikruptcy
Court.' •
Maggie was IIIIc0 gmate, and said
hut little. She wis fairly subdued
by her surroundings, and didua feel
at home under the glare ,0' several
pinch!' noses and highly-seentad and
ponted madams aboot the room.
However, here we were, and I
at least was determined to be equal to
the occasion, and if T was to be
ruiuod by the tratSuctiou I wid hae
the worth u' my stoney at ouj tate
oot the place in refreshments if I
should die for it.
Wi' this noble t'osolutiou 1 blew
a note o' defiance on my blue -spotted
silk hanky, spread it oot upon my
knee, lowsed the button o' my
collar and the lower buttons 0' my
weskit, en' fell tae,
1'lI no say what I ate at that
table that day. It wid be far easier
for ole to tell ye what I didua eat,
for there was scarcely n thing broolit
in 1 (11313111 try my now set o' teeth
on. An' I wis a' the Blair eager to
do justice to the bill o' fate, ter
U3",mn, 119 1 think tlleyeat'tl it, seeiu'
that Maggio, puir burly, could hardly
oat a bite-- it seemitl to stick in
her thrapplo, she said.. -so I had to
the best o' my ability to daft duty
I was begineing to think sotno-
llti 1g sefigile bad ital'potwd, when
a' at aitee I heard somebody come
scuddin' up the stairs like mad, and
next tuument ;Maggie burst into the
room, and throwing hersel' doon on
the bell, burst into a hysterical fit o'
cryir. ; hut as for the mustard plaist-
er, 1t was naewhere t0 be seen, I
was plo..,:ed to observe.
B1,'48 my heart, ,Maggie,' says I,
' what's c',''6 wrang tri' ye ? IV hat's
the lis,.,, , 1 • Speak, woman, speak
for only s .';e, wil.l.ye 7'
'Oh, It ' , I've—I've—boo.—boo
--uh wh ...lave I dune 7'
'Ay, wit •t3h.a•ve ye dune, that's
what I W ...1 to be at ? Ye surely
henna murdered onybody doon
below 1 Speak an' let me ken the
Ivarst at ante, or ye'Il drive nta
mad ! Whaurs the mustard plaister,
ye wont awa' to got?'
'O11 Bob, save ole, save me. I've
put it —oh, dear isle, I've put---on--
un '
'Will ye stop yer sobbbin'an' tell
me the waert at tone 7 In the name
o' guidnoss, what hae ye done wt'
the mustard plaister? I demand to
knout 7'
'Oaf, what'll I dae, l3ob—I've put
I've put it on—on i, e faring 'dant.'
'Yo've what 7' I yellers, julnpiu'
out the lied cu the nlidd10 u' the
[blit. 'Woman what, div ye mean
by these teenier
'Oh, 11'1-) nwI'e true; it's OWI'e true
Bob, an' What'll I dee. Let its put
on oor clues au' Hu before it's too
late.'
'Rin? What'll 1 rin for 7 What
hat I dune that I should rin, 1''d
like to ken 7 ant' what hae you been
dada that puts thochts u' rinnin fn
yer heid 7 11y certie, I mann ken
this mieate wha the man is ye're
been pitt331 •plaiSte►'S on, It was 1110,
all' no neither Iran that need it the
plaister—me that mile just deein' to
to get a mustard plaister—too that
yo was lawfully entitled to bring it
t0, and r insist 01) ye Ie111n' 311e a'
shoot it ! \Vh•tur'9 the plaister 7'
'l e've uueo little indite for isle,
Bob, or ye witlua speak that way','
A.•' so I drew on ,ny breeks, and
wont (loon lo' where the man was
stat'uiil', ,vi' the plaister in the
ae leu' an' the sword in the itltel',
witutill' somebody to slay. IIe was
au Indian major I 'vas told, an' a
gay peppery body he was, an' I can
hardly say he got muckle sympathy
when ance we took the sword oot o'
his hen', an' got ltilu' to tell his
story,
Z sew everybody enicke'iug ahint
their 'hau', Reenlingly thiukiu' that
whaever laid the mustavd plaister
on that gingery wee bodiu's stanutek
was a gey wttg at-weel, possessad o'
mair that 003)1111011 courage, an' no
fear't for his life.
The landlord -got him at length
quatened dooe wi' the promise u'
setting the haill police force en tate
trek o' the scoondrol, though I
could see by the sly twinkle in the
landlord's e'e, that he enjoyed tato
joke' himsel' as much as ouybudy,
When I got back to my sin room I
got, Maggie buried ablow the blank-
kets wi' her finger at her ears, an'
her eon steekit,
'Maggio,' says I, 'the man's forgi'-
en ye, an' yer life's to be spared,
`but he says the next time be needs
a mustard plaistor he world like to
be consulted in the maittor, and to
grt Ieave to -put it on himsel.'
DISHONEST COM .1. L`+SION
A Florida paper is responsible
for the following: "Recently, 1)r.
Harris, of Citra, shipped two car-
loads of oranges to I),avidsou &De-
voto, of Cincinnati. A few days
thereafter he received a letter from
these eolntoi:sion merchants, with a
check f'or$150 inclosed in full fortho
two car -Loads aforesaid, and a state-
ment that the oranges, upon arrival,
wefe rotten and in such condition
as to be valueless, and that the said
commission merchants were fortun
ate to obtain even $150. Dr. Harris,
being dissatisfied, and also assured
that he was the victim ef ewindlers
tvho intended to rob hire, at once
packed his gripsack, and started
north by the next train. Arriving
at Cincinnati, ho at once called up-
on the railroad officials, with num-
her of cars, who informed hint that
the oranges had quick transit and
arriyed in prime condition, giving
affidavit to that effect; they furnish-
ed him the name and Address of the
drayman who delivered them to
the consionee9. Calling on Ole
(Impede he obtained an affidavit
'Then, Jim, yuu ar' g !fine oaf ter
jinn the Mutinous 7'
'1 ane, Hannah,' he replied.
't\1111 "011 w'O11't take )lie rf'
'No.'
'And it won't do no goud to
argufy ?'
'Not a bit.'
'Wall, then, good-bye to you.'
She started forward with extended
arta, but passed his hand and seized
the satchel and Hung it thirty feet
away. 'Then site grabbed him be-
am hair and they /1'0111 off the plat-
form into a inud.hole together, and
as the train moved away she was o11
top and januui•tng his head into the
old gold soil and• saying between
the jams:
'Want to jine the Mormons, do
you 7 Want to leave the old wife
who's dun lived with you 40 years,
Want to jinn jile jine., you old
►abbit you!'
And fifty passengers gave her
three•cheors and a tiger 118 she gut
a new hold on his patriarchal
w11i.3kers. •
S tjt' S
M Y R Tip J
GOT PLUG
SMOKONC TOBACCO.
FINER THAN EVER.
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EACH PLUG a113 PACKAGE.
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CLOTHING.
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Market Square,
GODERICI-I.
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INGS & TIIOUSERINGS,
SCO'T'CH '1'\VEEI) SUITINGS
T110USERINGS,
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STED CLOTHS,
Mc rte up, is Berl Style and Work-
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Now t e'(acll' nae of 'be firer',,(.
beet' (f'vcl ' ff
WINTER CLOTHING
AND CLOTHS.
A Fr'' o;' G_CIV'I'a' .t tilt
N,TSHINGS always in stook,
1t' 1(11111.(l/ yam ha roll On .
a" 'HAM SMITH
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BU INESS DIRECTORY
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G. H. COOS,
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Office—Over Jac so..' Clothing Store, next to
'out Office, 033,300.
far Night Bell answered. 492y
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Itattonbur)• Street, tteslduuce opposite the
Temperance Hall, Huron Street. Coning fur the
County of Huron. 0331 hours from 3 a.m. to 6
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Money to La,an.
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ger money to lend at lowest .area of interest,
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Mr Any amount of money to loan at lowest
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H. W. BALL,
A CCTIONEEIt for Huron Count . Biles lit•
l'1 tended to in any part of the Comity. Ad.
cress orders to ftoniatca 1' 0. . V.17,
/'NAS. HAMIL'T'ON, --
A t'C'rIONEEtt, land, loan and ins•"•n.noe agent
myth. Sales attended lu town end cotnitr,,,
In roasomable.terms. ' A list of farina and village
lots for sale. Money to loan 011 r .I estate, at
low rates of interest. Insurance ei ected on all
classes of property, Notes ,and debts collected.
floods appraised, and sold on commission. rbtnk•
rapt stocks bought and sold.
Blyth, Dee.16,,1890
Ptwtographei s -
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CLINTON.
Life Size Portraits a Specialty.
Clinton, liar&le Works,
HURON STREET, CLINTON.
W. H. COOPER, Jr.,
Manufacturer of an dealer h all kinds of
Marble & Granite for Cemetery
Work at autres that del) con,petiticn
Also manufacturer of the Celebrated
ARTIFICIAL S1'ONE for Building pur-
poses and Cemetery Work, which must
be seen to be appreciated.—All work
warranted to sive satisfitction,
McKillop Mutual Insurance Co.
T. NEILANS, HARLCCK
GENERAL AGF:NT.1
isolated town and village ',reports, as well as
farm buildings and stock, insured. Insurances
effected against stock that may be killed b)
tightnh.g._ ff you want Insurances drop n card
to the above address.
602.tf.
Goderieh Marble Works
•
Having bought out Jossrtl VANs•ro,s,
in Goderieh, we are now prepared to fur
nisi, on reasonable terms,
HEADSTONES AND MONUMENTS.
GRANITE A SPECIALTY.
14'e are prepared to sell cheaper than any
other firm in the county.
Part:c wa Iting anything in Oils line will
find it Lo then' interest to reserve their
81•tler6 for (1s.
ROBER'T'SON ,t
May lith, 1886. 302.3111
EXHAUSTED VITALITY !
1111 .L .(:s01'LIEU,
I. the great Aledln'' Work
of the aeon 3Isnhood. Ne. •
tons an,. "hvnl' 1 Debility ,
P,etnntnre 1/cell ne, :•to -q
of Youth, and the ttnlol,.
n1180 .1,9 cons ',envie the •s-
on 300 '+1-•,s R v0., 126
•1 ega.ripl'o',sforalldi+0, sea
Clotft, fell: Int, only 81,00,
by nail, sealed. illustrative sample, tree to all
young ams 13' mite if cd mon. Bend now. The
Gold and Jewelled lle,hll awn .:e,. to the nnthor
by the National 11ed1,...l A".oniation, Address
P. 0, Rete 1800, Bo:don, laws, or Or. 3V, fa.
PARI.`.R, •,r'nlunte of viva 1%1 Medi, .1 OnlIcre,
26 )•ears'1rn'S•ce in Roston, oleo mol ho t 6114111
CO confidentially. 3peria't 111srn•rg of yin
Office 1' 0 4 Rul(Ineh tit ecc 493y
lea
isoeti to Qtgfttt,
iONL!toIma .' e or ••ti
the loweddnn' e•• r o,' 'craw I ae
Clinton. .es. 11 A LE,
Canton, Fob. 26,1811 15.
MONEY.
J, RF'jNJd
IVATE S to lend on Town 1.,
property. Apply to
Office, neat Naos. coven (up•stalre) ! I 1-r
369.3-n
1.,,,..011... AUMNIN141.111ba
gankIng.
TflE]llLZjIyj
lneorporated by Act of Parliament, 18(5
dAPI 'AL, -
1' -
- $2,000,00Q
$1,000,000
Bead Office, - 11 MONT.1E..iJ.AIt.
'i'11061AS WOltKtit AN, President..
J. 11. it. SIOLSO,N. Vtce.President.
8, WCLt•'EKSTAN THOMAS, Ceneral Manager
1lotos discounted, Colleetionaumade, IJ:oft
issued, Sterling and America.. e
change bought and sold at low-
est current rate.•.
Israaas'r AT 3 ' 4311 CB+T, At 033 ,o ,0A In, o 1-,s
Mmme( advanced to farmers on their own note'
with e,e o1• 333'1re endorsers. No mortgage .et
putted as security.
II. C. BREWLH,
February . 1884 Manager,
COQ= 'mbataers� C • u
�lil£ftttte. -
el LiN'I'ON Lo,l•r, No. 84, A. t'. & A
11 meets every Friday, on or atter the I
moon. Visiting brethren ; .R • ''13.1/0(,
J. YOt'NG, 3v. 11. J. CA ',LANDER, Ste
Clinton, Jan. 14, I881. 1.
L. 0. L No. 710
)• "'mo i`
(J1 ..Z 1N 91-O A
Meets sac,,Y.i .i!Qgday. o; e,et)'
month. Ili I', Ra,; flat, Nieto' ,
meek. Visiting' brethren elan/ e '
80 made welcome,
3v. C. syr;rtr,
P_('ANTE_t1N,See. I)_ 1t. CAI.i4ICL, p• ' .
Jubilee Preceptory No. (61,
(Blue!, Knights (0` Ireland)
lk(et4 in the CI'nton O•':(' -e I • ,• sc.•u
w'etii eatiay of ovc' •• moot.,., at 1..0
the (,ening. Visi6nr Sir 3 'its will ••
"':sive a ion we're re.
+.`)r ' on, Wu 'hii'ul
a r., rt. a t . ••, 11on,10 • t, a
IV '• 5•t(''r 11c ',t .
Royal black PreceptorV 391
J
B1(1C/' ii(ir/lrt8 ff Ireland,
Meets ; , is ' e 0 P. ,, I ail, 1.' • t 1. c ' L•
day a u.. di u•1,on ni et e:) .00,1
Royal Black Preceptory 315.1
Black ICn/f/hls. if Irelan�(,
Meets in the O a-ge 11,)3, ('oily i.',, , is
:.0003' of ever 'wont 1. 3isft'..1•,. '
mase. weIcorre. ''
JA111E'.: 11'N.m„S, P °center, hr't'u tt P O
33' 11 Id EY, 1 .8t 114 , G, ( •: • e O
iL'1' TO.T ENiGit'rS OF 1,A130'l
vV
Rooms, t 11'4,' rut, Victoria block. Rego!,
meeting every Thur. 113 eveni mg at 8 o'cioc
sharp. Vi.itir 1:•,13b,, made welermie.
FOR FIRST CLASS,
HAIRCUTTINC AND SSHAViNG.
Go to A. E. EVAN'S, F,t41ItoNA 1: 'r
13A11ltl•.11, 2 (lours cast of N los ('lit:(:utw o'• -
five, Speeidi attention (riven 10 LA DI
esu Cm:amp:x's fdaircnttine,
Post PADOCIt HAInct•T'rt NO A $j'ocl31:II
FOR SALE
111118SUBSCRIBER offers for sale lou: eligib'e
1 Building Lots fronting on Albert Street; also
two fronting on kattenbury Street; either coy
Woe or in separate Iota, to suit purchasers. For
further particulars apply to the undersign...I.-E.
DIN SLEY, Clinton. 382
�•, DROPERTY FOR SALE OR
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CO, News•itecord" enc or the best mediums
in the County of Huron. Advertise in
"The New+-Iteeerd"-• The nnuble Cireolutim.
Talks to'Ihousnnd,,, (rate:' as Ino as any.
SCitSO1t9 sharpened, Rasura ground and set
nod Umbrellas repaired. If loft at Air S.
Davis' hardware store will be attended- tt. by E.
melt.3,27.
J. C. STEVENSC N,
Furniture Dea'er, &e,
THE LEADINC UNDERTAKER AND
FUNERAL DiRECTOR.
Opp..in• Town Hall, - Clinton, Out
•,,
011,1,8. Tho
News lacconl has un•
surpassed facilities for
turning out first class'
work at low rat,+. A
free advertisem, fit In
The News Record with
every set of sale 1)11,.
WILL CURE OR RELIEVE
INLIOUSNESS, DIZZINESS,
DYSPEPSIA, DROPSY,
INDIOESTIOIJ, FLUTTERINO 1
JAUNDICE. OF THE HL''ARY',
ERYSIPELAS, ACIDITY OF
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HEARTBURN, DRYNESS
HEADACHE, OF THE SKIN,
And every species of dfse8ae arisinggfrom
disordered LIVER, KIDNEYS, BTOMAOH,
BOWELS OR BLOOD,
T. MILBURN & CO.. Prcp4TOR6NTO.