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The Huron News-Record, 1889-04-24, Page 3--�• 'elle%:! ". -' ..r r • -BU$1NEOS ANNOUNCEMENT, CORR)ISI'ON UENCE. We will at all times be pleased to receive items of new from our sub- scribers. We want a good cones, p>oradent in every locality, not already represented, to send Ud RELIABLE new. SUBSCRIBERS. Patrons who do nut receive their ,paper regularly front the carrier or thr'ugh their local post offices Will confer a favor by reporting at this .office at once. Subscriptionv may commence at any time. ADVERTiSEiSS. Advertisers will pease bear in mind that all "changes" of advertisements, .to ensure insertion, should be handed •in not later than MONDAY NOON of each weelc. CIRCULATION. THE NEWS -RECORD has a ?urger circulation,than any other paper in this section, and as an advertising medium lies few equals in Ontario. Our books are open to those who mean business. JOB PRINTING. The Job Department of this jour- nal is one of the best equipped in Western Ontario, and a superior class of work is guaranteed at very -lost prices. The Huron News -Record $L50 a Year -$1.25 in Advance. Wednesday. April '24th. 1889 THE INDUSTRIOUS SQUIRREL A'Danbury farmer points to the squirrel as aftbrding an intitance of agility, quickness and hard work. Last fall he stored several bushels of butternuts in the second story of his cora house, and recently he noticed that they were disappear- ing much faster than the legitimate demands for his family supply warranted. He discovered„ soon afterward that a squirrel, a small red one, which the farmers' boys call "chipmunks," had found a hole under the eerier of the building and, was stocking her_storebonse with the nuts the fanner had gathered. As an experiment to learn how rapidly the squirrel had worked, he removed all hut twenty of the nuts and set a watch upon them. Six hours afterwards every nut was gone. The distance frow the corn house to the tree where the squirrel had its peat was just eighty' rods. In going for a nut and re, turning with it the sprightly little animal had to travel a distance of 160 rods. Computation allowed that the theft of the twenty nuts re quired just ten miles of travel. But this did not include all. Sever- al times dogs frightened the squire. rel, and it had to turn back, and twice the ftimily cat got after it, requiring it to take a circuitous route to reach the storehouse. The nest was exatnir.eJ soon afterward, and a big, fat, lszy male squirrel was found snouzing quietly while his little mate, was performing a prodigious feat to supply him with food, -=N. I', Sun. • SHE CAUGHT HIM ON THE FLY. At eight o'clock the other morn- ing a wife followed her husband down to the gate as he was starting for town and kindly Raid to him. " William, you know how sadly I want a blue bunting dress." " Yes dear," he remarked, " but you know how hard up I am. As soon as I can see my way clear you shall have the dress and a new hat to boot. Be patient, be good, and your reward shall be great," Forty minutes after this he em- erged from a r•estau,•aut with a big' basket and a fishing io'l, bound up the river. In the ha.]krt were a chicken, pickles, cake, fruit pie, and a bottle of liquor of rich color, and he was just lighting a fine cigar when his wife came along.. " What ?" you here ?" he exclaim- ed, " Yes; I was just going to the market, Where are you goitrg.4 What's in the basket ?" sees "I was going to carry this fishing rod to a friend in Fenchurch street, he modestly answered. " And that basket ?" " This basket ? Well, 1 was go- ing to take it to the orphan nsylunl as a present to the children, ft is a donation from six business friends." " William, I don't believe it." , " Sh I don't talk ao loud," " William, I shall talk louder yet," she exclaimed. " I'll bet you are going fishing." " Mary, have I ever deceived you ?"• be plaintiveiy asked. " I never have. As proof of ray sin• eerily you can take this basket to the asylum yourself." " And I'll do it," she promptly replied, as she relieved him of it, "Mary, h,ac}rl'f, yon-•-" "No, sir, I hadn't. You bad better stake haste with that fishing rod, as the man may want it, and be careful how yeti stand about In the hot sun." Slle left him there. He wats:lied her taleA the car for hurtle, and then he retuned the fiehing rod" and crossed t le street and said to an acquaintance, "'lout I'm suffering from neuralgia, and the excurefion is eel till next week. Too, bed, but we eau never tell what a day may bring forth." There were chicken anJ pickles arid other good flange on the table at 'linuer, but he never smiled, even when she wished that elm was an orphan. • If that was the way they were fed. He never betrayed the gloom of his heart. It was only when sIle handed hint the bottle he haul so carefully tucked into the basket, and saw it labeled "Goal for little eh]ldren," that he said : "Mary, it is an awful thing for a wife to get the impression that her husband is a desiguing impos.. tor." " It Must he," she replied as she took up the other chicken leg — Chr•istian Intelligertcer, AN IRISH FOOTMAN'S BLUN- DER. ,Nits. Hallowell was a very pretty and amiable widow, but she had a sorrow. She had arrived at that critical period when age shows its marks upon the fade, and especially in the frost it sprinkles upon the hair. She resolved to dye the latter, and for that purpose made arraugettents with a certain tonsori- al artist, Mr. Donegan, whb at her r' quest, was to. meet her at ten Q'clock at night. to avoid observa- tion, and in the privacy of her own boudoir, restore her hair to a jet- black hue. She had agreed to attend a party that night, and, of cource, was anxious to have the hair•dyer prompt. At ten o'clock she was awaiting him, eager for his appear• -ante. The bell rang, but the hairdresser did not present himself before her. She sent down her maid to make inquiries of Mathew Riley, the Irish footman, who also officiated as attendant of the door. "Who -was it -rang?" asked Charl- ton, the maid. "A blackguard "' replied M"thew Riley. " Who ?" said Charlton. " An impudent blackguard," said the footman. "Bedad if it wasn't for fear of the police, I'd tube hits better." " What did he want?" continued the maid. - " What, is it ? Sure I'll he afte telling. ye, as yore so curious, fo it's weself asked hint the question, replied Riley. " Well," said Charlton, " go on. "'Well'' says I, ' what do you want at this time o'night, my tine fellow ?! ° I'll tell your tnissus,'said he. 'Divii a bit,' says I, ' till ye've tould me first. ' My business is with the lady,' says he. It will keep warm till to -morrow, then,' says I, 'tor clivil an inch you'll ge in till I know what you want, ' Can you keep a saycret ' says he. ' Can a duck swim ?'says I. Upon that he came cloee to true, and says he—but arrah, you won't helavd me." r r „ t " Indeed I will," said the maid. "' Well', then,' says he, ' I coma to die hare.' ' Die hare 1' says I. 'Yes,' says he. "And where would you wish to die I"says I. 'In your missus's room,"says he. So with that I kicked him down stairs, "Indeed! then you have done wrong,"said Charlton, ready to die with the laughing. "But be sad, he came back again just now," resumed Riley, "and says again, as pert as may be, "Tell your utissus I'm come to die hare." "Well' and what did you say?" asked Charlton. "What did I say?" exclaimed Matthew; 'entre I said what every honest man would." "And what was that?" she asked. "'Be abers,' said I, 'ye're nothin' but an idiot; and you'll not die hare. Go somewhere else and die, you scamp of the world!" Die hare ie. deed?' So for the second time I knocked him down the stoop; and be, dad, I'm thinking he'll niver come here again to die." The mistake was so ludicrous that even Airs. Hallowell laughed at it, although to her is was a serious 1i•tnpoitttment. —A spelling bee is an absolute necessity in Buffalo, A Judge of the Municipal Court in describing a nun called it a "singel bawrell." After that Canada is a still better country to live inthan ever. —For the first time in the history of the game, baseball is macre a cause for divorce. A Mrs. Belle Jacobs, of Toledo, has sued for a divorce on the ground that her bus• hand is a confirmed baseball crank. The case is now under advisement by the Ju.ige. 4 TI7E GOOD .OLD WAY THE BEST A utost ridiculous though serious piece of ronta•nce in real life was enacted at Moosomin, Assinaboia Territory, - during the past week. A well -to do bachelor, resi"ing along the Pipeatoue, south of Moosonlin, being anxious to secure a partner to share his joys and sorrows through this transitory life and not being able to secure one there, corresponded with a friend who kindly agreed to procure hint the much desired Letter half. Accordingly a fair nue was procured at St. Mary's, Ont., and dispatched there to meet her future adorer and protector. The hapleee miss was a tiny hit of seventeen Rummers, poorly clad, and, unfor- tunately, not endowed with the aver- age amount of brains. Upon her arrival here she put up at the Lake house, where, after considerable in- quiry, the object of her,joureey was made known and a rig was procured to drive her out to the home of the anxious one, where, upon her arrival, the first scene ensued, the ioteely bachelor declaring that her appear ance did not suit hint and that he wotld not have her, upon which lie was threatened with a suit for breach of promise. Seri was iMilletd to return to toren, and the next day the man came in with the hope of iudu.aing the girl to return home, which proposal she resented and. again threatened suit, whereupon he procured a minister and the pair were made one, returning at once to the farm.* Uufortnnetely being married did not increase the swain'uP liking for the fair - creature lie had reluotantly made hie wife. After six days of harmony had passed he deliberately brought her in on Sun, day morning last, bought a ticket to to St.:Mary's for her and started her off, telling hei' he was going to Vans couvet and would seed for her when he get settled there. He is now seeking to dispose of his property, with the object of getting out of the scrape by taking his flight to other parts. This should be a lesson to other lonely bachelors not to deviate from the good old way of securing a wife. CU1?REN7'S TOPICS PROVINCIAL RIGHTS The judgment of the Judicial Com- inittee of the British Privy Council in the British Columbia Minerals Appeal, while based on strictly legal and constitutional grounds, arida another link to the chain of deciss ions which show that the rights of of the Provinces, in the matter of territory and legislation, are large and well guarded under the British North America Act. It cannot have escaped the notice of the thoughtful that the recent vote in the Canadian Commons on the mo- tion for disallowance of the. Jesuit Estate Act points in the same direc- tion. Whatever anyone may suss pect, to have been the real motives which produced the overwhelming majority against disallowance, it is clear that either honest convictions or political exigencies forced both parties to take a firm stand in favor of Provincial rights as against Otta- wa .supremacy. The rescinding of tate monopoly clause of the Canadian Pacific Railway Charter last session, under pressure from Manitoba, was another case in point. Thus a uni- form line of precedents, which will soon become too strong to be broken, is heing made in support of the thoroughly federal characteryof the Canadian union,—The Week. PARADISE REGAINED, This is not from a paper desir, ous to make a point against Kansas for political, commercial or emigres tion purposes, but is taken from the Salina County Journal, in an address to the farmers of Walnut township in regard to the price of binding twir:e : "The povertystricken, mortgage - burdened Hgriculturists of Kansas. * * * It is well known that Kansas agriculturists who till lean uplands in the region !adjacent to the desert, or who attempt to culti• vate desert farms, are very poor, and that they stagger toward grea- ter poverty under a heavy load of farts mortgages that bear high in. terest." The Salina County Jouanal goes on to speak of the money of eastern capitalists being "lent to farmers at three per cent, per month on chat. tela," of farmers who have to mort- gage their wheat crops, ect. This is the very unpleasant picture of far - mere in Karma, and yet how can its truth be doubted corning from a paper published in the state and speaking on behalf of the agricul• tural community there. We ven- ture to say that such a state of things cannot he found in any part of Ontario. .11 —" We. would like to see your mother.,, ' if she is not engaged," Seven -year -old --Engaged ! Gcod• nese, Rho was engaged long ago and got married before I was born. —Un a summer's morning our little Lillie was walking with her aunt and discovered a spider's web. She, was delighted and exclaimed : "0, Ree., here is a hamtnock for bugs!" Jiter Oeea9 Is Published Every Day of the Year, and is the LEADING REPUBLICAN PAPER OF TIIE NORTHWEST. Price. exclusive of Sunday. try mail, postpaid Price, Sunday included, by mail, postpaid, 58.00 par year 10.00I:er ye:.r THE SH :VIT-W1✓EPfI,Y INT Ts: R or.7,FAAI, Ia published on MONDAYS and Tl LIIISD.tY•5, and besides th • u •+vs condensed from the Dally, it Contains many special features of gr :at value to tit ,.,,• ,yo ,itnutrd that they ran ; Secure the Daily every clay. The Mouday!sari., contains the sem nn+ v:•iuted In Thu Dal y Inter Ocean of the same date, THE WEEKLY rot -','=:.x.1- Is the Moat Popular lanrilyYewa,,ay,sr pu'olisl,• 1 R'o,ito1 0.0 :'..20211.111y r,ta.. alns. 11 ours its populari.y to the fact tea( it is the ItE.ST EDITED )) and l,a • a.. EST IITERA1tY CHARACTER of any Wushr:•u Publication. It fa BItIGH'C, and is the able exponent (A ID)EAS and PRINCIPLUS dear to the An.c..• people. While It 1s broad in its phll$,ithrupy, it t; 1'OftAMMRICAAGAIN -iT'r WORLD, and broadly claims that the bust survive11 .1 can bo dose 1'O1i MAN is 1': n ; TOINCRtEISE AND MAKE PRIIIL4!.EN-L' T11)1 I'1tt)SP1.I1ITI' OF OURU.::..,?' Itr f't]firde. Conscientious service in this patriotic hue of duty hue given Dan unuso .1 hal I upon the American people. 1] sides, uo pa:>er excels It as a otssein in icor of new.,. 'rill. MARKET REPORTS ARE RELIABLE AND COMPLETE. S'.:.: NEWS OF THE WOULD la found condensed In its columns. and the very b..t stories an.l literary' productious TH.tT al(LTfEY CAN PURCHASE are regular:)' (mind in its columns. Among the spacial family features ars the departments -Tit E FARM AND ROME, WOMAN'S KINGDOM, and OURCUItIOS/TY-SHOP. On t1,• whole. it is A MODEL AIAEldCAN NEWSPAPER. and 1,1rh1y desu,- s whut i t hx.. THE L:IR(.EST C TRCULA'rION of any pablication of the kind in Atn52.00ericu. beat paper for the home and for the workshop, The price of The Weelriv is,,. .......................... 51 00 mer Year The price of The Semi -Weekly is •) l e i For the accommodation of its patrons the management of THE INTER GCE .1 made, arrangements to club both these editions with THAT IIRILLL1uT.LtN1) tit•;•• CESSFUL PUBLICATION. SCRIBNER'S MAGAZINE, Ona oEthe be it Literary Monthlies in America, and which compares favorab]ywtt]+ nny of the o:der alagazines 1n illustrations and literary matter. THE PRICE OF THE ,11.1(]:! - ZINE 1Stl63,but we will send THE WEEKLY INTER OCEAN and SCRII;NEit-s MAGAZINE, both one year. for THREE, DOLLARS. Both publications for the trice of one. THE SEMI-WEEKLY INTI.R ()CRAM and SCRIBNER'S MAGAZINE, both one year, for FOUR DOLLARS. In the political campaign that ended in the election of HARRISON and MORTON and THE TRIUMPH OF PROTECTION PRINCIPLES, no paper had more iuiluenc'e than THE INTER OCEAN. It has been first, last. and always Republican, and due: ng the campaign came to be recognllted as tho LEADING REPUBLICAN PAPER OF 1:11 WEST. It will maintain this position, and will give special attention to governmental and political affairs. Remittances maybe made at our risk, either by draft, express, postotflce order. express cedars, or registered letter. Address THE INTER OCEAN, Chicago. JUST FOR FUN. SO NIE FACTS ANI) FIGURES. hat building is that? asked a stranger of a boy; pointing to the school. 'That,' said the boy, "why, that's a tannery,' unit be feelingly rubbed his back and passed on. —iSlagistrete :—What is the matter with your eye, Alwlrouuy Mulroony :—'Sure, sir, me wife hit mo wit] a flat iron, your worship. We wor argyin' 'ls Marriage a Fail ure?', sir, an' I said it was, an' she said it wasn't, an' thin', sir, she tru the iron.' —"Talk about cheap postal rates. I've seen 125 pounds go for a two• cent stamp,"•replied Mr. Keeplent. " When was that ?" said Mrs. K., laying down her paper. " 'Ibis morning my dear, when you went to the corner .drug store for n stamp. —A lawyer entering the office of Itis family physician, said, in a hoarse whisper :—'I've got such a cold this m.oru ing that I can't speak the troth. 'I'w glad that it isn't anything that will interfere with your business,' responded the doctor 'in a torte of sympathy. --There was once a minister who thought that none could heat his man at ploughing. So he sent him to a ploughing? match one day, being sure John would get the first prize. When John came home the minister asked if he had succeeded. 'No,' said John. 'but I am fourth.' 'Fie tie,' said the minister, '1 would think shame to tell that.' '1 dilute ken,' quoth John ; 'stick -ye up beside othereighteen to preach au' I loot if you wad get a prize ava'.' AN INSUI.'1'EI) BRIDE GRWOAI, `Is this the editor?' Yes, sir. What can I—' 'My name, sir, is Grumpy. - I was married last week. ' Let lee offer my congratulations, Mr. Grulupy, I am glad to" see you. By the way, we published in this morning's paper quite a full account of your wedding.' ' Yes, sir, I saw it.' You have come, perhaps, to order some extra cop---' 'I have come, sir, for personal satisfaetiou. Your reporter asked for photographs of Mrs. Grumpy and myself to use in writing up the wedding,' sits' ' Yes. Didn't he—' He said he would have engrav- ings made from them and run them in with the articles he wrote about the affair.' Yes. Was there any—' And some lop-eared, wopper- jawed, bow-legged, gourd•head of a printer in this office mixed up the portraits, sir. You published mo this morning, sir, in your advertis• ing columns as a Tennessee barber who had suffered for fifteen years with a lame back and a sore throat, and had been cured by twenty- seven bottles of Dr. Billjaw's Com pound of Hankus Pankus; and you run the portrait of that infernal Tennessee barber in your account of my wedding, sir. You can stop my paper, sir. And now, will you show mo the typesetting &pertinent of this office. I am on the warpath this morning sir, bigger than a grizzly bear, and I am going to find' the man that mixed those cuts and reorganize hits front the ground up. In the excitement and confusion that followed some ono hastily turned in a fire alarm, and it took the,entiro department and a squad ofi)olico to (pouch the fiery young man. —Daring the American civil war 267 Union soldiers were executed for desertion. —� Jolts Albert Bright, the caudi date of the Liberal -Unionists, was last week elected to succeed his father, the late John Bright, as repre- sentative of the Central Division of Birmingham in Parliament, Mr. Bright received 5,610 votes against 2,560 votes for William P. Beale, the Gladstonian. —AI. Merlin, President of the Committee of Senators who will conduct the trial of Boulanger and M. M. Cordelot, Denlole and Traviux, have beeu chosen to act as a sub -committee to examine 10,320 docutnents bearing on the case. The matter to be examined includes 3,000 newspaper articles and a groat number of Boulanger's visit' ing cards endorsed with short messages. I3esides the charge of corruptiugTe army, .the General is charged with malvorsation in the War Office as regards the handling of funds and with Ineking a sediti- ous speech on the eve of President Carnet's election. It is stated that M. Cletnenceau can confirm the last-named charge. • ---moi A BIG STRIKE. A big strike was make wben Powell & Davis issued their Extract of arsap- arilla and Burdock. It has met with great success, and it must, for it is the most powerful blood purifier in the mar- ket. It is used with the greatest success in all diseases arising from a debilitated condlton of the system, and everyone needs, and should use a bottle or two at this season of the year, of Powell's Ex- tract of Sarsaparilla and Burdock. Bear in mind one 50c. bottle contains more solid medicine than most dollar so-called Sarsaparilla and bitters. Also remember that it is sold in Clinton by all druggists, price 50c. a bottle. Sold by all drug- gists and medicine dealers everywhere. 443aly SALE BILLS. -The News -Record has un- surpassed facilities for turning out first-class worluat low rates. A free advertiseunen1 in 'rhe News Record with every- set of sale bills. NEWSPAPER LAWS Nye call the special attention of Post nesters and subscribers to the following synopsis of the newspaper laws :— I—A. postmaster is required to give notice BY It•I'•ner (mettu•ning a paper hoes not answer the law) when a subscriber does not take his paper out of the office, and state the reason for its not being taken. Any neglect to do so makes the postmaster responsible to the publishers for payment. 2—If any person orders his paper dis- sontintiod, he must pay all al'rearages, or the publisher may continue to send it moil payment is made, and collect the whole amount, whether it be taken frorr the office or not. Thet•o can bo no login discontinuance until the payment is made 3—Any person who takes a paper from the post -office, whether aii•ected to hit name or another, or whether he has sub• scribal er not, is responsible for the pay. 4—if a subscriber orders his paper to ba stopped at a certain time, and the publish er continues to send, it the subscriber 1 bound to pay for it if ho takes it out of the post -office. This proceeds upon thegt•ourid that a man must pay for what he user Ff AW -In the Division Court in Goderich at the November sitting a newspaper pul - haher sued for pay of paper. The defend • ant objected paying on the ground that he had ordered a former proprietor of the paper to discontinue it. The .fudge held that that was not a valid defence. The plaintiff, the present proprietor, had no noti2e to discontinno and consequently could collect, althouglkit was not denied that defendant had notified former pro- prietor to discontinue. in any event defenabt was bound to pay for the time he had received the paper and until ho had paid all arrears duo for subscription. TO1THE F:.ARMERS study your e'en intermits and go where you .can get Reliable= Harness, I manufacture none but toe Ba9Toesrece. Beware of shape that deli cheap, as they have Jot to lice., gar WI and bet prices. Orders by mail promply attended to J'OEIN T. C .B..TI" R,, HARNESS EMPORIUM, DLY Tit. ONT . BURDQ-CK . P. IL LS • r !-SUGAR COATED A SURE CURE Fon BILIOUSNESS, CONSTIPATION. INDIGESTION, DIZZINESS, SICK HEADACHE, AND DISEASES OF THE STOMACH, LIVER AND BOWELS. THEY ARE MILD,THOROUCH AND PROMPT 1N ACTION, AND FORM A VALUABLE AID TO BURDOCK BLOOD BITTERS IN THE TREATMENT AND CURE Or CHRONIC AND OBSTINATE DISEASES. .= ;SYRUP DE57Ei0YS AND REMOVES WORMS 01' ALL KINGS IN CHILDREN OR '.CLL=rS SWEET AS SYRUP AND L_C ANNA T HARM THE MOSTJ.-sec CL-ICAS°C CHILD BILL HEADS, NOTE (leads, Letter Heads, Tags Statements, Circulars, Business Cards, Envelopes, Programmes. ete„ etc:., printei in a workman .like manner crud at low rates, a THE NEWS -RECORD Otflce, CARRIAGE AND WAGON FACTORY, corner l(sron and Orange Streets, Clinton, FIRST - CLASS MATERIAL and UNSURPASSED IRONWORK. Repairing and Repainting. IW ALL WOItK WARRANTED,'ee, 5211 DR. WASHINGTON Throat and Luu4, "urgeon, of Toronto. Will be at the Rattenbury Nouse CLINTON. APRILiITH' All Day. A few of the hundreds eared by DH. WAS,IIINGTON,S New Method of InIkulation W. H. Storey, of Storey :SiSon, prominent glove manufacturers of Acton, Ont., cured by Dr. Washington of catarrh of the throat, bad forte, and pronotiueed incurable by emhien specialists in Canada and England. Write him for particulars, Chronic Bronchitis andAat.hma Cured • An English Church Clergvvtiihn speaks, Rectory, Cornwall, out Da, 1Vesttixo'ros.• — DEAD Si,ll-1 am glad to be able to inform you that our daughter is quite well again. As this is the second time she has been cured of grave bronchial troubles under your treatment, when the usual remedies failed, I write to express my gratitude. Please accept my sincere thanks. Yours truly, Mrs Jno McKelvy, Kingston, CatarrhOnt.0B. and Consumption, - .1ohn Mclieivy, Kingston, Cit, Catarrl., Mr A Bopping, Kingston, Out, Broach°Consump tion. yl r. 1;. Scott, Kingston, Ont, Catarrh, head and throat, Mrs Jou Bcrtrnaii, Harrowsmith, Ont, near King- ston, Catarrh, throat. Miss Mary A Ronbourg, Centreville, Ont,.,atarrh head uud throat. James Mathews, P. Master, Acton, Ont.' A EiFish, Gents furnishing, Belleville, Catarrh throat, John Phippen, P. 0, Sandhurst, Ont, (ncarNapa• nee), Catarrh head and threat. Bad case SOUND ADVICE. -Those having sales of any kind should consider that it is jest as important to have their posters properly displayed and ap- pear ne:timid attractive, as itis 10 have a good auctioneer. Tisa Naws-ligeorin makes a specialty of this class of work, they have the material and experience to give you what you want at Vent' reasonable prices ( 'i TRA Y STOCK ADVER- I TISEMENTS inserted in Tits - News Rsconn at low rates. The law makes It compulsory to advcrtile stray tock. If you want any hind of advertising you toot o better than call nn Tews•]tecor•', CURE FITS! stop them- sayoa time. and then have them rhe ;urn I haagain. e made th© disease oft OURS. FITS, -EPILEPSY or FALLING SICKNESS, A.lifelongstndy. 7 WAgnAxrmpremedy hi Dunt the worst cases. Because others nava (Medi s no reason for not now receiving a cure Bend at oncetor a treatise and aFitirn BoTa'L5 of IIIV INFALLIBLE REMEDY. (MVO Ixpreal end post OMee. It costs yousyothtng for 8 tela:, and 1t will cure you. Address Dr H. G. ROOT. 87 Tonga s9t,, Toronto, Oat. nrommerryvammimmur