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The Huron News*Record
(11.50 a Year -41.26 in Advance.
Wednesday. Marclr..Oth.1889
"THE AMERICANS AT HOME."
HUMOROUS LECTURE BY MAX O'RELL
APPRECIATED BY SCOTOHMEN
AND NO SURGICAL OPERA-
TION REQUIRED,
Max O'Rell, the well known
author and lecturer, who is now
paying a farewell visit to Scotland,
appeared in the Gilfilan Hall, Dun-
dee, on the 2nd inst., and narrated
some of his experiences of "The
Americans At Home." In the
course of his remarks the lectdrer
said he happened tu bo in Plymouth
a few weeks ago, and when there
,he paid a visit to the beautiful
museum. Among the treasures he
was shown the teapot in which was
brewed the tea of the Puritans
while they were ou board the May.
flower, more than 250 years ago -
It did not seem to detract from the
value of the treasure that tea was
not introduced into the country fur
more than a hundred years after
the time of the Mayflower, (Laugh•
ter.) The old Puritan was nut the
gayest or jolliest of_ men—he
summed himself sadly, (Laughter.)
He suppressed bull baiting, not
because it hurt the bull, but be-
cause it gave pleasure to the specta-
tors. (Laughter.) When the Puri-
tans arrived in America the Indians
were proprietors of the land, and
he felt cunstrained to move against
them With his gun, with the view
of increasing the number of absen-
tee landlords. (Laughter,) Ile
met Indians and he. met witches,
but he 'Was equal to the occasion—
he kept the Indians undar fire and
the wit"hes over 1t. (Laughter.)
Whatever may be said of the Puri -
taus, he believed that they would
be forever the glory of England—
teapot or no—(laughter)—he would
not say Great Britain, as it had
only been called great since Soot -
land joined the concern. (Ap-
plause.) A hundred years ago
America had 2,000,000 inhabitants;
now it had 60,000,000—all alive
and kicking. (Laughter.)
TIIE AMERICAN'S LOOKS.
The Americans are not at all
beautiful, but they are all intelli-
gent -looking. Their faces beans
with intelligence, and in this main
lytconsists th'e beauty of the Ameri•
can Wren and women. The men are
thin ; the ladies ` are plump.
(Laughter.) Your first iinpres-
sion, which soon deepens into a
conviction, is that the mon live iu
a continual round of activity, and
the women, in clover. (Laughter
and applause.) In all vied -appoin-
ted houses you will -find behind
the 'dining -room door a place with
a brass plate on the .wall. On that
brass plate there aro four buttons.
You touch the first—there is a cab
at the door; if you had touched it
twice the cab would have had two
horse;, (Laughter.) You touch
the second button—there is a
policeman at the door—(laughter)—
inquiring if there are any burglars.
(Laughter.) Yon touch the third,
a telegraph luessonger; you touch
the fourth, and there are the fire-
men, with all the rest of it.
(Laughter.) There is always some-
thing new in America. When he
was in Chicago there was a propo-
sal about using as a motor for
sewing machines the talking power
of women. (Laughter.) They
wore to got the woman's chin con-
nected some way with the wheels.
(Great laughter.)
A TITLE TO RESPECTABILITY.
In Scotland a man who lives on
his private income and does not
work goes by, the name of a gentle-
man ; in Chicago he is called a
loafer—(laughter) — and perhaps
that is the best name for hint. Ifo
remembered once, when in one of
the principal houses of Chicago, of
the mistress of the house pointing out
to him a young fellow, saying, "Iios
is three tinges a millionaire. For
many years ho would not work, and
people began to shun him ; now he
lee started a newspaper ; he is
losing money fast, I believe ; but
ho is respectable." (Laughter.) The
ordinary American enjoyed all liber-
ties, es,feclally those he took with his
fellow creatures and the English
grammar. (Renewed laughter.)
When he speaks you imagine it ie
through his naso ; he buzzes rather
than speaks. If they heard two
Americans talking they would
fancy they heard the distant dron-
ing of the Scottish bagpipes.
(Laughter.) An American will
ask yon point blank where aro you
from or where are you going ; it is
an acts of good fellowship.
(Laughter.) IIo would tell you all
about himself in a minute --all yon
require to know. He would lay
his hand on your coat, and ask how
much you gave for it, If you
happen to have in your bag any
bananas, oranges, or apples, ho
will help himself. (Laughter.)
That is not an act of rudeness, it is
An act of good fellowship, because
he will expect you to help yourself
—if Ire has anything. (i,aughter.)
Ti1E MOST OB.IECTIONAni.E [HABIT
is that of expectorating. The little
articles of porcelain seemed to he
it'
indispensable. In America you
could not escape them. There is
ono in every room, they sand senti-
nel at room•dooreland at your beds,
and even tura up at Courts of Jus-
tice. The Americans used these
targets from the tenderest ago, and
they never missed thew. (Laugh•
ter.) He had seen marvellous feats
of marksmanenip—most marvellous.
(Laughter.) In the Capital of
Washington, in the supreme Court
of Judicature, he saw such a feat.
The hall was crowded, and there
was an advocate in the midst of a
perfect thunder of eloquence. All
at once he stopped—saw that thing
three yards oil'—aimed at it—right
in the bull's oye. (Great laughter.)
He expected the judges and the
public would cry 'Bravo,' but there
was nut even n giggle in the room.
Ho supposed there was not a man
but said to himself—"There is noth-
ing iu that. We can all do as much.
(Renewed laughter. •
NO MARKED CHARACTERISTICS.
A nation scarcely more than 100
years old, and composed of a groat
many widely different elements,
could not in the nature of things
possess very marked characteristics
and nationat traits. There were
plenty of Americans. but the Atnori-
cau did not exist yet. In the East
he was as different front the mitt; in
the West as Englishman are
different from Frenchmen, or Scotch,
man, perhaps. He lould give many
illti>3trations showing the differences
of the people, For instance if a
minister iu the East indulged in the
pulpit iu semething unorthodox the
Yankee won't take any notice, but
the following Sunday he will
change his church. In Pennsyl-
vania . he will writes letters tu the
papers. In the West he will wait
until the minister appears at the
door—and knocked him down.
(Laughter.) For instance, int a
Western newspaper he saw the fol-
lowing :--"A Minister has just lad
his nese beaten off by a member of
his flock, who took exception to hie
remarks in the pulpit"- -no com-
ment about it. (Laughter.)
THE EASTERN AND WESTERN WiT.
In the West the wit is prepos-
terous; in the East it is delicate and
refiued. He would give them an
anecdote from the West to show the
preposterousness of it. A young
fellow is addicted to drink, and his
parents don't know how to cure him.
Ono day they catch him dead drunk ;
they lay hint in a coffin, and place
_a friend -__by. his side to watch-.
those stories they told without a
smile. '(Laughter.) By-and-by the
young fellow wakes in a state of
torpor, sits up, rubs his eyes, and
looking around, sees the friend
solemn. "Where ant II" Bays he.
"You are dead." (Laughter.)
"Dear; how long have I boon dead ?
"Three days."- "Aro you dead ?"
"I am." "How long have you been
'dead?" iOThree •weoke." '"Dear,
dear i Well, then, you have been
here longer than I have been, where
can I get a drink?" (Great laugh-
ter.) Philadalphia is one of the
richest towns in America, but com-
pared with towns like Boston, Chic-
ago or New York it. is a little bit
slow. A man from Philadelbphia
was visiting Boston, and while
rambling about the place said to a
Bostonian, "Yeas, it is very beauti-
ful ; but somehow I don't think it
is quite so well laid out as Phila-
delphia." Says the Bostonian, "It
will be when it is as dead as Phila-
delphia." (Laughter.) That, of
course, was an anecdote which re-
ferred to the superiority of Boston,
and the superiority of Bostonians
over the rest of the human race.
Two la,i+ina were one day having a
walk net.' Boston. They arrived at
the first a ilestone, on which was
written,"1 :n: from Boston." One
of the la ii' s taking it for a grave-
stone, sa;.=, "How simple, how
touching. "I am front Boston."
(Laughter.} Could anything be
more subll a o than the way in which
most Arne) icans could combine the
sacred and the profane?
YEARNINGS AFTER GLAr)STONE.
Two years ago, when the late
Henry Ward Beecher came to this
country, his lecture tour was
managed by a Yankee of the purest
water. That American engaged
Max O'Rell to go the following year
to the States, and as he bado 'him
good-bye ho said, "I will see you
next year, but you are not the
European that I wanted."• "Well,"
returned Max O'Roll, "I an eorryt
for that, but who is it you wanted I"
Ile said, perfectly calm, but with a
sigh, "Ah 1 Gladstone would have
brought ale pots of money in the
States." (Great laughter.) In
America politics are a profession—
very well paid profession. A
Member of Congress was, paid 35,-
000 a year, but as Americans would
say—"They are worth the money."
In America, as at hone, there are
two great parties—the Republicans
and the Democrats—The main dif- Now
forence between which is that the
ono is in power and wishes to re-
main in, 'and the other is out of
power and trying to get in. (Laugh-
ter.) In America to be a chemist
yon study chemistry, to be a lawyer
you study lav to be a politician you
study your own interest. Immense
fortunes have been and were being NISHINGS always in stock.
niade in America—he hoped in a
straightforward and honest manner. It trill pay you to call on
[In had heard certain things, but het ABRAHAM SMITH
was not going to turn his back on his + Tfie Question finswefed
American frieuds. (Laughter.) The
lecture concluded by giving speci-
mens of Mark Twain's humour.
He was listened to with the closest
attention, and at the close was loud
ly applauded.
HORSE GOSSIP.
An English paper makes the
following comments on the prices
paid there for horses for export,
which shows that some very poor
horses must bo selected by those
who buy tot export : " There is a
great din erence between the value
of the horses we itnport and those
exported from this country. The
average value of the former for 1888
was ouly £16 14s. 10d,, while that
of the latter was £85 17s. 8d. a
price more than .£7 per head above
the average of horses exported in
1887. Canada received the great-
est liurnbcr of horses we sent, away,
Belgium conning next, and Holland,
the United States and France fol-
lowing in the order here "given,
Canada gave the highest prices, the
average being nearly £80 por borer),
and Belgium the lowest, or about
£40. French purchases livereged
about £75, and American £56."
HAS THE LIMIT IN SPEED BEEN
REACHED
In a speech before the National
Academy of Scie nes recently, Prof,
Brower said The English thorough-
bred is a inislled breed; and has
undoubtedly arrived at the summit.
of its excellence. There has been
practically nu new blt,gtl iu this
bleed since 1860. It has been
finished and completed in two sen-
ses, First, as to its grade, heredity,
blood and character; secondly, as
to its speed, in which the limit has
been reached. `1"e have faster
hoses than our grandfathers, but it
is not unlikely that our grand -child-
ren trill have a faster breed than we
have now.
In the case of trutteis there has
been a steady increase of speed.
The best record is 2:081Less than
a dozen horses have ever trotted in
less than 2:14.
Zhu best record it) • running was
made iu Louisville, the time being
ip 1:39;x.
The nearest that any horse has
conte to this record is 1:40, which
was dupe last year,
A very large number of horses
have wade their record but once.
There are many that have matte as
fast Li:no as those that have records,
but in not winning the race they
have no record. The record as it
now stands may bo lowered. 'When
I say that spend, has reached its
maximum 1 did not mean that bet-
ter time could not be made. I
think that 1:39 will bo the spend of
runners.. Hereafter breeders will
be expected to keep up this high
standard of excellenca:sather than
to make better time.
f
—The English and Canadian gov-
ernments have arranged to subsidize
new linos of steamers to run between
Liverpool and Japan, via Vancou-
ver.
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G. H. COOK,
Licentiate of Dental Surgery Honor Graduate
of the Toronto Schou) off Dentistry.
Nitrous Oxide Gas administered for the painless
extraction teeth.
Opine—Over Jackson's Clothing Store, next to
Post Office, Clinton.
LWT Night Bell answered. 492y
ttedtca1.
UR REEVE. Office—"Palace" Brick Block,
Itattenbury Street, Resideuce opposite the
'Temperance Ball, Iluron Street. Coroner fur the
County of Huron. Od1 hours from 8 a.m. to 6
P. m.
Clinton, Jan.14, 1881. 1-y
DR. GUNN
W. Gunn, M. D. L. R. C. P..bdinburgh L. R. C.
8. Edinburgh Licentiate of the Midwifery, Effie.
Office, un corner of Ontario andlWilliau, Sts„
Clinton. 478-3.
3: gal,
MANNING & SCOTT,
Barristers,
ELLIOTT'S BLOCK, - CLINTON.
. Money to Loan.
A. H. MANNING. JAS. SCOTT.
T.1. F. HILLIARD,
BARRISTER, SOLICITOR, d:r.
Office -•Cooper's new hloek (ground floor),
Victoria Street; Clinton.
Will attend Divishni Courts at Bayfield and Blyth
re PiusATa FUNDS TO LEND at lowest Tutee of
interest. 513
�tDWAR I N011y15N LEWIS, Itarrister, Eon
J leiter in High Court, Uonreyanrcr, arc.,
Goderieh and hayfield. Money to loaf' et five
and one-half per canton two -third margin. }Aly•
field office open every 'Thursday from 9.30 to 4.30
in Swartz hotel bluetc, opposite Division Court
Olfiee. 4(01f
EAGER & MORTON, Barristers, cc.,.t , God•
°oricb and Vinghum. C. Seager, Jr., Coderieh
J. A. Morton Wingham, 1-1y.
DAVISON & JOHNSTON, Law, Cila,cery,and
Conveyancing. Office—West Street, next
door to Post Odice, Godorich, Ont. 57.
!-) C. HAYS, Solicitor, .ec, (Mice, corner of
It* Square and West Street, over Butler's Book
Store, Goderich, Ont. 67.
.t' Money to lend at lowest rates of interest,
j,, CAMPION, Barrister,Attorney, Solicitor in
J. Chancery, Conveyancer, &c. Office over
Jordan's Drug Store, the roome formerly oceu
pled by Judge Doyle.
A'zT Any amount of money to loan at lowest
rates of interest. 1•1y.
Attettetterrtno.
y.
H. W. E3ALL,
AUCTIONEER for Huron County. Safe, at-
tended to in any part of the County. Ad -
4r088 order, to GODRRICII P 0. V-17.
CHAS. HAMILTON,
AUCTIONEER, land, loan and insurance agent
Blyth. Sales attended in town and country,
m reasonable terms. A list of farina and village
tote for sale. Money to loan on real estate, at
low rates of interest. insurance effected on all
classes of property Notes and debts collected.
Goodgarppralsed, and sold on commission. Bank-
rupt
unk•
rapt stocks bought and Bold.
Birth, Dec. 16, 1.880
Photographers
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CLINTON.
Life Size Portraits a Specialty.
Clinton Marble Works,
HURON STREET) CLINTON,
W. H. COOPER, Jr.,
Manufacturer of an dealer in all kinds of
Marble & Granite for Cemetery
Work at figures that defy competition
Also manufacturer of the Celebrated
ARTIFICIAL STONE tor Building pur-
poses and Cemetery Work, which must
be seen to be appreciated.—M1 work
warranted to give satisfaction.
McKillop Mutual Insurance Co,
T. NEILANS HARLOCK
GENERAL AGENT.€
Isolated town and village property, as well as
farm buildings and stock, insured. in,,ranees
elected against stock that may be killed by
lightning. If you want Insurances drop a card
to the above address.
502-tf.
Goderich Marble Works
Having Wright out Jossen VAN.stor !,
•in Goderich, we are now prepared to fur
nigh, on reasonable terms,
HEADSTONES AND MONUMENTS.
GRANITE A SPECIALTY.
We are prepared to sell cheaper than any
other firm in the county.
Parties wanting anything in this lime will
find it to their interest to reserve their
orders for us,
ROBERTSON'&. BELL,
May 17th, 1886. 392-3m
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Office No 4 Bnlfinch Street 405y
litontg to glad.
MONEY to lend in large or small sous, o
13' goo4 mortgagee or pentane! security, a
the owest current rates. H. HALE, 1lurum-e
Clinton.
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property. Apply 10
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lucorporatcd by Act of Purliawent, 1855
CAPITAL, - • - 1$2,000,000
REST,• - - $1,000,000
Head Office, - MONTREAL.
THOMAS WORKMAN, Prepident.
J. II. It. MOLSON, Vice -President.
F. W0L1•E1tSTAN THOMAS, General Manager
Notes discounted, Cbliectionsmade, Draft
issued, Sterling and American ex-
change bought and said at low-
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H. C. BREWEIR,
February, 1N51 Mann er,
LLINTUN
/1LINTON Lodge, No. 84, A. F. & A 3r.
menta every Friday, on or after the fel
moon. Viettiug brethren cordially invited.
J. YOUNG, w. M. J. CALLANDEP, Su
Clinton, Jan. 14, 1881. 1.
L. 0. L. No. 710,
CLINTON,
• (E/r;?. Meese SECOND Monday of every
month. Hall, Sad flat, Victoria
-� block. Visiting hrctllien always
}.. •!!0 made welcome.
C. TWEEDY, W. 31.
W. S. SWA1•'FIELn, Sec. H. S. COOPER, D. SI
Jubilee Preceptory trio. i61,
(Black Iiniflite of Ireland)
Meets -in- -the I'rirnurr orange Hail, the second
Wednesday of every 1000111, at 7.30 o'clock in
the evening. Visiting Sir Knights will aiwuys
eecirc a hearty welcome.
A. S1. Tone, tlbrehiptul Preceptor
GROROe HIANLEY, Deputy Preceptor
Wmw,M McGee, Registrar
Royal Black Preceptory 397
Black Knights of Ireland,
Alecto in the Orange Hall, Blyth, the R'ediea•
day after full u100/1 of every month.
Royal Black Preceptory 315l
Dlacl, Knights of Irelu(id,
Meets In the Orange Hall, Goderich, the Thi,
Monday of Ivory month. Visiting 1(ni ,1 , aiway
wade lvelenme.
JASIES WELLS, Preceptor, Saltford P 0
W H MUltNEY, Registrar, Godcrieh 1' 0
CLINTON :KNIGHTS OF LABOR.
Rooms, third flat, Victoria Muck. Itcgulr
meeting every Thurpdsy evening at 8 o'cioc
,harp. Visiting Knights made welcome.
FOR FIRST CLASS,
HAIRCUTTING AND SHAVING.
Go to A. E. EVANS, FASIII(,NA1t1F
BARBER, 2 doors east of NEws•Rrenf:D of-
fice. Special attention given to LAM4:r1
AND CIIILDREN'N Hail= tiieg.
P03ipAnot'1t HAIRCUTTING A SPECIALTY.
WILL CURE OR RELIEVE
BILIOUSNESS, DIZZINESS,
DYSPEPSIA, DROPSY,
INDIGESTION, FLUTTERING
JAUNDICE. Of THE HURT,
ERYSIPELAS, ACIDITY OF
SALT RHEUM, THE STOMACH„
HEARTBURN, DRYNESS
HEADACHE, OF THE SKiN,
And every species of dls.sss arising frosts
disordered LIVER, KIDNEYS, BTOMAOii,
BOWELS OR BLOOD,
T. lith i V -.i it 4- CO.. ProprtTORONTG.
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pp. l RENT. —Advertises will find "The
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in the County of Huron. Ad ertise in
"The News•Itecord"—Tho Double Cirruhntloe
Talks to'fhou'atla. Rate as low as any.
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