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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron News-Record, 1889-03-20, Page 6morU .._.._e,rft="1, iraMo*.",04%IKKwtccalar3r u6ai IFsrcWiiwM„'_ wN11Q11M 41 . rhe Huron News -Record boa Lear -41.25 to Advance. March ItOtIt, 1889 A CANADIAN DOC'CUw S 110MANCE. "flit. HIS LIIVE WAS LIKE THE BED, IthD aosE." ltl"r snr1 STOPPED BROW INO TOO SOON AND US FOC 1) A L:1RUEB 13LOS- St,.+l—DAMAGES AwiaDF,D DY THE JURY $1,500 ,I uu ilruce Spriug Assizes open- ed at 11 alkettuut Mulch 12th, 111r. .1 uglier, ,it2•eot presiding. 'IR, KAHN'S 13111•:AKINU UP. Miss Olga Nieuteier v. Charles .1, 'ty. Kern, a spicy bre mil of ,irorr'.••a case between parties in high - o,.;al eireles, \vas next proceeded ,, with, J. W. Karn is a medical ure,etitilanor of Woodstock. 111iss \'iemcier, a fi•uo looking girl of about eighteen years, is the�daugh- 1ut• of a wealthy Medical ge demon rf Nietstadt. Karu did not dotty ,'1: l:t•omtise and the mase wont to to ''r` fury, simply to assess the \Ir. O'Connor, much to the delight of a very largo au - thence, read extracts from ratters by hare. The following is a fair sample of his e11'usious Ale .DEAR 0I,OA.-1 received your sweet tittle letter aud was wore Luau lACallWily struck with its goodness wl..: et,:.ty. huy sweet, kind, genet• i cannot help thiuking that onge I nm good at absorbing 'set e r;, poor at giving anything out, hitt wren you see me again you must squeeze me and like the sponge with lbs moisture so am I with the , r 0.2 1,0.Z:3 you have given me; • ..• me and you will get it all pot just a lovely Xmas card. *Ty ,?Pe.* Olga, you must have extra venal tate to prick out such a beaut•. at':: :yard. The color means love; the wisales were love, the roses meau lura, t;.o forget'me•uots mean true , :.. lily of the valley indicates re, .t.l of friendship. My dear ole , 1 v,ll always keep the card and remetnh^r it as a love ofler3ng. When 11 decided to go to Neestadt I 1tttlo el-cpected to be' all broken up • saa,.t,t pieces, but in that respect :.r,taeably surprised. I have .0.1;(1...',"1 in .society a good deal, ar i is never before able. to draw i.ny distinction between my lady triennia, t,utat last I have found the • ui lay dream. As some author t liT. t tuere is a balln in Gilead; Oh. • :1,::., l:: ]my bairn and you will never qe lse to regret it. A LA SILAS WE00. A`aiu he quotes:— . il:•rary and lgoly the world ;;;•:e'd appear if women were none; : t wtt,.a1 be like a (air, . tee.- "either fun or business that,, . 11Cx• where thy shadow faces .:ts and music calls.* i • II :.;u ve you in such noble ways .,.• * ever was known before; k and crown thy Lead with bays, .1 love thee more and mete; r )I). 1n - love's like a red, red rose ;'s newly sprung n June; •iia love is like the melody .::>•s sweetly played in tune. ;.:'.•• Luc+ lily of the valley, df you . • :'.it it must be in an atmos. • 11„ enial to your nature. • ,round you flying leaves aro ' , then remember, my love. ' 's you went mo was very ':!tough . it was indirect, but -1,••• ! tt•inkof the direct one I got •*t No)) Ludt I can't help saying:— new, aying:— nen , a kiss by letter, like other If If„,:. iu limit sweeter tastes gather - ea :Loa, the tree.. lineal:,ng of lel incident' uu the train, he contittutd:— '11:er', was a golden haired boy and gutti,•n Haired maid, as spooney as Hilae:.iey c.,uld be. 1 like a little of tl:.. I of thing myself, but I like • !} private. iaat latter he performed _ ... , .. ,;,t,tt aiuty of clouding the :di:i v.:.ry extract:— ' do not care for you as I' •. , ' (lave entirely ceased to and would bo pleased to 1 i 11 December on y as a friend. 1 el.) :.curry to have to write this, kl.oa+tee al 1 do that it will strike your poor heart, but Olga link 1 aiu to blame, for you la,,. 1 to make yourself sulci. 1 i'activo to re. !aim my love • 1 :; •erelld be only reception on ±rt to keep you in the dark. tf . ^,,;sed by bidding her a : gaud -bye and asked her 11,.1. trouble to .Jesus. Kern ;Harried the daughter of a • • .,, I reputedly t1•oalth,y tied-' In1 .,t Woodstock.. When ex- • 1',adore the trial he gave as a•.: .:;; ; why ho broke oft' the uu • ,.t with little Olga, to whorl 'i:, 1' t • ,ine,l the poetical effusion, t tin b :c:atno ung again she . ..•• •tl of statural. !lo •expected ' • -a— ',i grow, but she did not, •.,? •:un:.l he ashamed of her—The inuuigratiosprospects from i.,,.. '', st,Pot. M r, O'Conner Britain to Canada are fair this. year. :' 1 ! the pi.aiutiff. Mr. Black- 'file Aliens say that a large party : ; 1 .arms for the dofendeut, will leave by the Parisian, and also .1: ' • ' :t hig u`l'ort to get young t''at eubaequent steamers will bo full, ”' ' !,.tidy, but it wes no good. though the season may not be as '"' • 4 ar•, the plaintiff :1,500 good as last. 11Ir. Graham, at Gies - , 1),. Kuru anis his wife gowstatus that the prospects aro ex - •r. " ' ''u' s+rews u' \\'alt:erten collent. Tho withdrawal of assisted :„ ''1 t •lftornoon, land when passagns led to a higher class of onli- 1',t r" a la, t there the mita on grants going from • Scotland,. most r ^r inalioated that the Truax having a knowledge of farming and ' - • , t ) laf gene, genie capital. crofter families ender the f:ovnrnmont scheme will AN A I'i(;K-Mig;-1TP after exeessiVC leeve early in April, and will arrive oxoi"ion or exporure,\lilburn'e Beef, in ttlr• North -\\Teat six weeks earlier t Mo arni Wino is graceful' ana aunt• forting. "` than Mar rear s settlers. m ..-.-ui.4.+7313.AUMS=IS6RCA:a.A.-912%paiNIr.C. 11,72=-' 2.T.T.4=C-Sxw :73213C9.. BELLE BRADEN'S BOUNTY. AN ELECTION REMI V1 1114i • ••nvy.uul jealousy to every- CENCE 01+ 11U RUN. j Ludy elou. I say then that, under There is no possibility of Bella the eirCumstau0es, carrying on as Braden's going to the Black's ball, A strange amusing incident you do a trade of this description, though the cunveted invitation was - • • b • 1'et l'' ctly certain it eau - in her hands. She wanted to go badly enough, because Dick St. Claire was to be there. The truth of the matter was that she had no dress to wear. Her father was a mau of limited means and he had that day given her as much money as he could afford to buy a nioe evening gown. Belle, filled with the visions of a delight- ful evouiug, had duly stetted out shopping, but on the way was attrac- ted by a crowd around a tenement house. Stopping to learn what the mat- ter was sho found that an Irish family were about to bo turned into the street because they could not pay the rout. Belle was good- hearted and immediately stepped forward and payed the mouey. She could not huy her dress now; but she returned with a heartstrange- ly stirred by what had happened. She thought how Miss ]flack would enjoy haviug Mr. St. Claire to herself that night. 'Oh, after all 1 am glad I did conte good with that muuey !' she said. Then it carne into her head that she had money left—that perhaps those poor people needed food. `I'll gu and give them the rest,' she said, 'and tell pa, someday.' She was able to find the right house without difficulty. A stuoky lamp stood in a little niche in the hall of each floor as she climbed the stairs, and Mrs. Finnegan opeued the door. 'It's the good young lady 1' she cried. 'An' Pat is better, only Jaulosy bruk his little leg slidiu' down the balusters, but. it'll be all right. O11, sure, the blessin' of God is on ye! Where would we be this night but for you.' 'I cares to sue if a little money would not help you out of your trouble,' said Belle, 'and I brought it.' 'The holy Mary sent yo sire!' cried Mrs. Finuigiin. 'It's not nat'- ral-like. Oh, I'll be thankful and 1'11 pray for ye ivery night! And there's another friend I have—the doctor—that charged mo notltin' for'mondii' Jamosy's leg, and him not a dispinsory, dither,' At that moment the door of the bedroom opened and a geotleman camp out. 'Jimmy will be all right, Mrs. Finnigan aud,' he said, 'and he won't; be, lame. I'll—ab, Miss Bradeu 1' It.ivas•Dr. St. Claire. , 'Lor' bless ye both!' cried Mrs. Finnigan, 'do ye know aiche other ? And a Bine couple you two would slake; and the blessin' of God—' They went down stairs together. 'You aro not at the Blacks, then.?' said Pelle to cover her confusion. `No,' ;said the .doctor; '1 heard you had clout a regret.' 'Yes; something happened that obliged ate to do so,' said Bello— 'and I wantott go; it ie always so pleasant there.' 'Yes; they are charting people. And the youug ladies are very beautiful.' 'And so stylish and elegant.' added Belle, determined not to be jealous, There was a pause. 'Will you take my arm?' said Dr, St. Claire. They were now on the street. Belle took it. 'How delightful this is,' said the doctor. \Vuuld you mind walking a little farther than we we need? Such moments do not come often.' 'I like walking.' said Bello. 'Where on earth have you beon? r'in frightoired out of my senses.' said Mrs. Braden as she opened the door for Bello. "It's 11 o'clock,' 'I've boon sitting on the Blacks' stops crying because I couldn't go to the party, mamma.' - said Belle. 'Oh, I'in su sorry you worn frighten- ed; but I and so happy.' '!'lien she told her mother all the reader knows and added. 'And mamma, when we had reached Madison square he took my gland iu his and told me that he loved me and asked me to bo bis wife. Mamma, please don't be angry; I said 'yes'—I love him so dearly, mother.' 'Augry!' cried the Mother, 'Why, I and perfectly delighted. Such a splended match!' :...1,aa+i::,ti..,...::wmuw.., •ut:�W..t:::Fia*1nR aaGv:53o-Ya,"v,`6 uoc.urred during the e.. u: 1882. On the shute of tun lido:, iu Huron cot►wty, sixteen utiles out from Goderich, there is a little vil- lage named ICiutail, populated, like the surrouudiug uuuutry, wit 1! Irishmen. John J. 1lawkiue went up ono night to epeak fur Lis ft hold Sam Platt, and llou. C. F. Fraser was on hand to address his eo-le- ligiouists in the interest of Col. A. M. Ross. The little hall over the driving shed was lb-uriily erulrlt• 1 by a body of eleeto•s who seemed equally divided along political linos, but who were thurougl;ly united in their love fur a ruetiuu. Tho in- evitable dispute as to who shuulll speak liret had j ubuiu worked the audieuce t li to LLl fighting point whuu the fluor start- ed to give way and evcryhuily rush- ed poll iuell out into the up1•n air. It a'tt.i 0 warm 8U1t111101•'s night, and the speakers agreed to address the assembled electors from the window; hut once again they co01t1 11111 count' to terms ou the order nor the length of time each should speak. At last Fraser resolved to go ahead on his own hook, and began haranguing the people on their duty in the com- ing contest, Platt's friends organ- ized around the corner of the tavern, and when Hawkins in stentorian tones yelled, " Irishmen to the front 1" they awept down like a whirlwind on the crowd listening to Fraser and took possession of the meeting. Then lfawkins began to speak, but Doss' friends had by this time learned the trick, and in about ten minutes they charged with such force as to carry everyone before them. All night loug this thing went on, each side alternately gain- ing the mastery, aud whets the sun was high in the sky next morning the mon were still on the road, shillelah in hand and sore heads all round, but neither Hawkius nor Fraser had spoken half en hour in all that time.—The Empire. ILLUSTRATED JOURNALISM. Foreman of cutupusiug room (speaking through tube to manag- ing editor)—You say you want that article about the woman wlio killed a bear and three cubs illustrated with a cut of the woman 1 Managing editor—Yes..1 do.. Foreman—What cut shall I use? Editor—Where fg t' it• cut Lydia Piukham that we run in the weekly 'I . Foreman—It's being used iu the first form to illustrate that article on Queen Victoria. - ' " Well, then, run that picture of Harriet Hubbard Ayr; • for the woman who killed -the boars." - " All right ; but what are we go- ing, to do for cuts for that article about Joseph Chamberlain and his bride ?" "Well, suppose you run that cut of W. L. Douglas that goes with this $3 shoo ad for Joseph and that old handbill cut of Emma Abbott for his bride" " All right ; and I suppose that old cut of the new Colorado capitol will do for .Joseph's castle, won't it?" • • "Yes, yes; ruu anything you can find for the castle. There's a lot of old cuts in the job room. See if you can find something there for an article I'm going to Rend down about the Emperor William and his wifo. I guess that old cut we run a few weeks ago of Coquet in and Had- ing will do." " All right, sir ; Ilading and -Goquolin goes." JEWELRY AS A NECESSITY. At the first annual dinner of the Birmingham Jewellers' and Silver. smiths' Association, held on the 28th ult, Mr. Chamberlain proposed the toast of prosperity to tho associa- tion. In concluding his speech he said that judging from the faces' about hint the munafactnrors en- gaged in the trade were evidently not dispirited. "I do not think you have any reason to bo," he said because after all the love .of per- sonal adornment is inherent in human nature, and you will not find any nation, either in modern or in ancient times, or any tribe, however savage, who could do with- out it. Consequently, when people talk about jewellery being a luxury they are talking of what they know nothing whatever about. It is per- fectly evident that it is a necessity of human nature. The fact is, all experience teaches us that glen and women, and especially women, can do without houses, they can ,lo without food for a long time, they can do without drink, and there are some of them, I have been told, that can do without tobaccos-- (laughter)—they can do without clothes, but they cannot du without ornament. Accordingly, you will find that the most naked tribes of Central Africa, although they can do without anything that we have cone to regard as necessities of Iifo, cannot do without their nose -rings or their tip -rings or their ear rings or soma other article of personal adornment which ministtors to their self satiefaction, and which oven -`�., . w.;-a>xx.�...a:.,w::mn .esui..avx..•,:nx..a•..:...3b::.'...:�w*�ier.fi..,.�aw�:lsr.:".• '4? not not and will Lot pii ntently languish. '!'herefore, in thinking the toast 1 have bueu asked to propose, Idrink also with greet hope and tho most confident satiat'.tetiuu to the contin- ued aud extended prosperity of the trade which your ussueiutiuu repre- ei ute." (Luud cheers) NU'I'ES FROM 1 NE\\'SPAPERS. —The twelfth death t'runl smelt pox it) Sollttt vuld 'l ownallii', 1.1,.;it, neem,, i8 reported. --Win. flossier shut his wile ,In Ill and thou suici,lud at Tectoria, Iu*.v,l, 1111 \1'ili1ii l:ly. L'ause, jual. uusy. --Last Suueltty 'Viva -General Ifunthit7i,-at the basilica, Ottawa, r,•0.1 a decree of the council of Que- bec, fobit1ding dunces sucltas watt• zes, polkas and other dancing. --The ('resident's message to the seems, regarding Reil simply sets forth again the patent fact that liiel's United States citizenship could nut give hila immunity for offences com- mitted 011 titanitllian soil. —Its the York County Court Ju11;;o McDougall set aside the con- viction by Cul. Denison of Rev. W. 1'. Wilson, the Methodist clergy- man who figured in the celebrated " wove uu " case. —Mrs. Thomas Mitchell, while attending a Presbyterian tea -meet- ing tat Rothsay, appeared in her usual health. Suddenly she fell down, apparently ill a faint and ex - pried a few minutes after. --lir. Coo. Carter, the senior member of the firth of Carter 435 Co., grain merchants, of St. Mary's re- ceivucl a paralytic stroke the other day, which' instautly'prostrated hint. All ono side of his body seams to bo very Much 'Effected, so much so that his lif'o is despaired of. —tutolligenee was received at Paris radeutly by telegraph from Prince Albert, N. W. 'r., of the death of Donald aull Jultu Fiulay- sou, of that town, and sons of t110 lata Donald Fiulayson. It appears that they were overtaken by asovere blizzard and frozen t0. death. They were+ industrious farmers in • that section, aud in good circumstances. —A washerwoman named Mrs. King, at St. Catller'ines, was lifting a lid off a stove Saturday night, when her apron became ignited and the flames rapidly spread td her clothing. She:screanlod and rush- ed futo the street, whore sotne passers by came to her rescue and• extinguished the 11an0s by rolling the unfortunate woman in the snow. Sho wits 'frightfully burned about the 'ohest and arms, and grave 'fears aro entertained for her ultimate re- covery. --Jim Saywell is one of the red- dest -headed travelling men 011 the read. HIe was sitting at his dusk in the store the other day when an- other travelling roan came over from across the street. ' Do ' you know,' said the visitor to Jim, ' that you remind rile very much cif Clay 1' Indeed,' said Jim, in a tone that showed b"groat deal of quiet satis- faction; ' do you mean Henry Clay?' ' Oh, no, nor I mean this common red clay they mako bricks of.' =Capt. 1'. W. Dawson, editor of the Charlston, S. C.. Nears and Courier, was murdered by Dr. B,Mc- Dow. McDow, who is married and the father of a family, had been too familiar with a Swiss maid in Capt. Dawson's family, and Dawsqn visited McDow at his office to re- monstrate with him. Words and blows followed, and the enconnter ended in MoDow shooting Dawson through the heart. The murderer locked his office and wont out. Three hours after he surrendered to the police. —At Seattle, W. T. Tom Cleary, ex -champion middleweight of the Pacific coast, awl James McCann,. of Nanaimo, B. C., fought nine rounds for $100 a side. The fight was awarded to Cleary, as McCann, who was being punished terribly, slipped down to avoid'furthor pun ishment, In the seventh round Mc- Cann went down eleven tithes. The fight was the most brutal ever seen on the coast, ono of McCann's eyes being torn out and the other so seriously injured that he may lose his sight entirely. —Mr. J. W. L. Foster, of Toron- to, is at Ottawa. Mr. Foster, with Messrs. Corbett, of Niagara, and Munro, of Woodstock, Ont., have offered to disclose to the Govern- ment the whereabouts of'a coal mine in the l'rovinco of Ontario, provid- ed the Governinent give them a bounty of two cents per ton on all coal mined. Tho coal deposit. it aj !offs, according to the statement of the gentlemen referred to, can be laid down for $3 per 'ton in .all the Ontario cities. The offer is under the consideration of the Gov- ernment. —Dean Swift, having preached au assize sermon in Ireland, was iuvited to dine with the ,judge, and .having iu his sermon considered the uses and abuses of the law, he then pressed a little hard on those counsellors who plead causes which tired know to be wrung. When HOUSE PAINTING, GLAZING AND GRAINING, PLAIN AND DECORATIVE PA.P L R HAMM. . • ,c60 Kaisomining tt\D FRESCOING. Shop Next Spooner'h Hotel, Albert Street OI_,INTON, ONTARIO_ CHAS. T. SPOONER NEW ,STOCK ! NEW STORE ! . - CLINTON. JOSEPH CHIDLEY, Dealer in Furniture, Call at the New Stere and see the stock of Bedroom and Parlor Sets, Lounges, Sideboards, Chairs, Springs, iiuttraeses, etc., and general Household Furniture. The whole Stock is from the very best manufacturers. Picture Frames and Mouldings of every description. JOS. CIIIDLEY, one door Hest of Dickson's Book Store. dinner was over, and the glasses be- gan to go round, a young barrister retorted upon the dealt, and after several altercations, the counsellor asked him, "If Setae were to die, whether a parson might bo found who, for money, would preach his funeral sermon ?" "Yes," said Swift; "1 would gladly bo the man, and I would then give him his duo, s I have this day done his chil- dren." . • —There is ou eihibitiun iu Marantetto's window at Windsor, a very old, remarkable documeut. •It is written in French and reads as follows : " I certify having sold and delivered to Bodishon Labadee ouo Indian slave named Mannon for and in consideration of eighty bushels of wheat, which he is to pay me as I want it through uoxt spring. Given uudur toy gland at Detroit the 10th day of October, 1775. Signed, James Sterling ; witness, John Porteous," The Mr. Labadoe mentioned as purchaser of the slave was Marautette's relative. --In rho Quebec legislature as- sembly a motion of non -confidence wan made. by..LAblanc,_ member for Laval, blaming the government for ,allowing C. Beausoleil, the premier's partner, to retain $31,000 on a col- lection of •$519,000 made in two months on the commercial corpora- tion tax, and which was claimed to be for his disbursements, while there is a paid officer, 11. Lamb, as collector of revenue. Messrs. Lus- sier, Lafis, taiga and Catagen govoi n ment s'" )otters, voted with the opposition, and Bourbonnais and Polliort, also government support- ers, who were said ' to be in the building, abstained from voting. 1'ho.vote stood 24 to 34. —Alex. J. Thompson, of the 7th concession of Loudon township, a married man with a respectable family, appeared before Squire. !'eters to -day charged with attempt- ed criminal assault on the wife oi' Mr. Robert :1lyall. Thompson was committed fur trial. According to the evidence Myall, who works for Thuutpsou, was sent away by the latter ou March 1 with a load of hay, and during her husband's ab- sence Mrs. Myall claims the assault took place. On the other hand it was stated that defendant had given the illyalls notice to leave the home) belonging to hit -u which they occupi- ed between the data of the alleged offence and the laying of the infor- mation, and that Mrs. Myall told him ho would be sorry for it when she received the notice. Defendant is postmaster at Ettrick, London township, and owns three farms. Mrs. Myall is 0 rather good-looking blonde, probably 26 or 23 years of ago. —Sumo time ago a stranger had called at the North America Bank- ing office in Seaforth and discount- ed a couple of notes signed and en- dorsed by good reliable farmersin the township of Logan and McKillop. It was soon afterwards ascertained that the signatures to these notes wore foroories, and they were re- pudiated by the parties who purport- ed to have signed them. For var- ious reasons suspicions rested upon a man named John Wilkin, a Gor- man, whose friends reside in Logan, and who had been on a visit to them from Scott City, Kansas. These suspicions became so strong and so apparently well founded that Mr. Smith despatched constable Dunlop to Kansas to bring Wilkie hack to Canada if possible. Mr. Dunlop susscssfully accomplished his mission. Ho was taken before Justices Strong and Beattie, and after an inveitigation, was com- mitted to stand his trial at the next assizes. .flail in the sum of $2,000 was taken fur his appearance. Wilkin says he has no knowledge of the affair ; that lie has not been in Seaforth since 1882, and that he can 'prove an alibi. Ou rho other hand, Mr. Smith, at the investiga- tion, could not sweer positively that he was the inan,although tho descrip- tion of the person ho more to co•responds•voi'y closely to Wllkin's appearance. Mr. Aird, the manage of the Rank of Commerce, swore positively that \Vilkins is the man who offered the forged notes to him, but he is not positive as to the exact date on which he called on him. Mr. Co1we11,1 of Mitchell, admitted that ho drew the notes and recogniz- ed the writing in the body of the notes as being his, but he would not swear that Wilkins was the man for whom lie drew out the notes, nor yet would he that swear ho was not, ' —If the debate on the supply bill has brought out no other fact, it has shown the country the divided opinions prevailing in the Grit household which Mr. Laurier is en- deavoring to hold together. The first three speeches, wore antagonis- tic to each ,other, although uniform- ly directed against tlio Government. Sir Richard Cartwright advocated. unrestricted reciprocity, r1r. Charl- ton annexation and Mr. Armstrong commercial union. Sir Richard repudiates Mr. Armstrong's plan and denies that he favors Mr Charl- ton's ; but the latter has the advan- tage of the other two in that he does not care which 'scheme is adopted so long as it leads to the end which he is convinced will be the bast -for Canada. Tho member for Norfolk is a native born American, and spoke' moro for the oyes of readers on the other side of the line than he did for those in Canada. —Mr. McMullen, of Wellington, who follows a long way after ,,the late Joseph Hume of the British IIouse of Commons claims the right to speak on every subject,. whether he knows anything about it or not, although it is only fair to state that the Ilon. David Mills' record of 135 speeches on one bill still re- mains unbroken. It was Mr. Mc- Mullen who wanted to know a few nights,ago what became of the old carpets, and it is ho about whom a good story has been often told. Some years ago, it is related, he got two friends to nomivato him . for a municipal position—it may have !aeon the wardenship of Wellington —and when the ballots were count- ed it was found that ho had receiv- ed but one vote. ' First the mover wont to Mr. McMullen and said it was to bad his seconder had gone back on hint, and a iittle later the second- er came along with a story of mean- ness on the part of the moyer in do- serting hitn, He could stand it no longer and with soma warinth said; " You are pair of liars ; for that one vote was my own." RIGHT PASSWORD BUT WRONG SMELL, A high officer of the Sons of Temperance, presented himself with the • smell of grog Ito had been drin'.:ion upon him at the door of a "divising" for admission, was waited upon by an Irish sentinel, to whom lin gave the password, when the following passed :— "Sir -e," sialil be, 'tan' yoz Mister O'\Vright, the Ghrand Worthy Patriarch of the State of Khain- tuoky, I do be after belavin'." "Yes," said Jim, "you aro per- fectly right, my friend ; but why do you ask the question 1" "To toll yez the truth, then, sir, and shame the divil," snid Pat, "yez do be havin' the right password for a Son of Timperanoe, entirely ; but by the holy Virgin and .the blessed Saint Patherich 1 yez have got the wrong smell." - - —�--- - -"You ntiacreant, here it is 11 o'clock, and you promised to come home early and take me to the theater," "Yes, dear; but there was a closing out sale np town, and T stopped to• huy you these earrings.,, " Oh, you precious dilrlingl" --A *Buffalo elergym'tin, whose name we Suppress on account of his "sacred calling, was absorbed in thought a few Sn'tdays ng.,, just be- fore service huge rt, when 1)0 Wits ap- proached by the o:'gatist, who asked kiln, referrnig to the nrfeiug hymn, --(What shall 1 pla)1' '\\'hat kind of a hand leas n you gni?' reesondod the ahs(11 :.n t( )4€.i1 clerg)111at •\ • •� 1 4