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TRAGEDY AT FLEsHERToN.
..FREOI1MAN FATALLY BEATEN
nY TWO BROTHERS.
On Jan. 9th when the afternoon
train from Midland drew into the
station at Orillia, among other
pas'sengers who alighted were Chas.
Hebner, his brother and a French-
man named Philip Murriel. They
made their way up town, Morrie!
stopping at the Oriental Hotel. In
the evening the Helmets; came a-
round with the intentiun, accord-
ing to their threats, of giving the
Frenchman a thrashiug, but were
promptly expelled by the proprietor
of the hotel. The train left, at 9
o'clock, all being aboard and some-
what the worse of liquor. Arriving
itt Fleshertun, about sixteen miles
--north- of 0rql-i-a7--a-a1-their place of
residence, they alighted. , The train
had hardly moved out when the
Hebners attacked Morrie]. Charles
knocking him down with a pair of
skates he had strapped together. A
!nen named Thos. Cartmill,. who
witnessed the affair, tried to inter-
fere, and was. also knocked down,
but only slightly hurt. The Heti-
ners kicked Morriel's face and body
altnest into a jelly, and left him for
dead. In it few minuted, be arose
and walked to his boarding house,
about it plater of a mile distant.
He told them that the Helenas had
been trying to murder him,' but
they couldu't kill a Frenchman.
Dr. Hanley, was immediately sent
for, but arrived only ft fOW niinutes
before Morriel died, about four
hours after he had beeu beaten.
The Hebners were arrested:, It is
rumored that there is a woman at
the butttnn of the alitir.
ACCUSED OE MURDER.,
sAin TO BE A CANADIAN
DONNA.
New York, Jan. 14,—Nicktiamas
°atm produce ludicrous mistakes.
Fuer gifted young ladies who are
boarding at it fashionable boarding-
house nut far front Madison square,
were in the habit of meeting in one
of their number's room and having
a jolly time gimerally. They are
musicians and artists and are known
to each other 39 RON nstein, Patti,
Michael Angelo, aud Crieket. Patti
has it divine soprano voice, Rubin-
stein has wonderful skill as a pianist,
Angelo is winning fame as a pupil
in the Art League, and Cricket
chirps, is beloved by them all and
cfn do anything. They 'lovingly
call each other Pat, Rube, Mike and
Crick. The room where they met
to rehearse and enjoy themselves
adjoins that of rt dyspeptic bachelor.
He did not know who ocenpied the
room b o .use the entrance to it was
in a different hallway.
One night last week he retired
early al111 WAS awakened by loud
eiders :
"Mike has f le floor 1 Hurrah,
hurrah, hooray !" (limn the chorus.
"Some society or politic.il caucus,"
nitittered the lewheler, twisting a
pillow around bis hemd to keep
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Assmssourectesost
away sound. It seems, however,
that Mike did not have the floor,
for a romp °centred and Pat an-
nounced that he had the floor.
(Loud cheerand laughed.
"Shall Canada be annexed 1"
-cried Pet. Two of the young ladies,
by the bye, were from Canada.
Great confusion followed and the
answer was lost in it.
"A lot of blasted Fenians,"
groaned the thoroughly, awakened
bachelor. "They will kill some-
body, have a watt!), and I shall be
a witness."
A wild roar of applause followed
the rewarks of Pat, and the next
tangible noise seemed to be a souffle
between Rube and Crick, interlard-
ed with such rernarka as "Never,
never, though all the -guilty globe
should blaze." Then several chairs
were overturned. Finally quiet
was restored, but only in order to
hold a consultation, the prelimin-
aries of which were to arrange for a
duel then and there. The bache-
lor's fright was something terrible.
He heard thorn ask'who had pistols.
Then steps wore counted and instant-
ly the reports of two pistols were
heard. Then a body fell heavily,
and a voice said, "He is dead."
'Without hesitating, the bachelor, in
Itis nightgown, rushed around and
banged lotidly*an 'the dear. It was
opened, and in he rushed, saying,
excitedly, ,
"I accuse you- all of murder !"
The sight that met his gaze did
not freeze his blood,- but caused
him to retreat faster than he came
in. Four pretty young lad les,
stylishly dressed, two holdino
pistols in their hands, were stand-
ing:in the middle of the room.
They laughed with embarrassment
at the apparition that had so sud-
denly entered and accused them of
murder. The secret of their noise
was that they were rehearsing a
comedy. The dyspeptic bachelor
left the next day, declaring that he
had been hoo-dooed and was not in
his right mind.
A SOLEMN pRoTEs.r.
.The nonconformists of Ireland—
mainly Presbyterians and Metho-
-dists—have always been Liberals in
politics. Their sympathies are with
Mr. Gladstone. If they take ground
against it—if they find themselves
. .
impelled to enter their solemn pro-
Lestagainst Home Rule as demanded
by the Parnellites and understood
by Mr. Gladstone, it is because
their fear of Home Rule is greater
than their attachment to the party
with which they have always been
identified. And no greater condent•
nation of Hume Rule cau be placed
on recuad than the protest of nearly
the whole body of .nonconformist
clergymen in Ireland. Of these
reverend gentlemen there are in the
island 990. No less than 864 sigu-
ed an address to the Earl of Salis-
-terry and the Marquis of Harti-n-g-
ton against Home Rule; 118 de-
clined to sign ou the ground that as
ministers of religion they ought uot
to make any declaration in political
affairs, and 8 declared themselves in
f .vor of Horne Rule. The protest
is as follows :
We, the undersigned ministers of
the Presbyterian, Methodist, Con-
gregational and Baptist churches of
Ireland, have seen with great regret
the presentation of an address to
Mr. Gladstoneasignecl by a consider-
able number of nonconformist min-
isters in England and Wales in
favor of a scheme of Home -Rule for
Ireland. We hold that the opinion
of their brethren living in Ireland
is entitled to far more weight than
an expression of opinion from men
who, however good their intentions,
have little or no personal knowledge
of the.state of things in Ireland.•
We deprecate in the strongest
manner, as disastrous to the best in
of the country, a separate
parliament for Ireland, or any legis-,
Mien tending to imperil the legis
lathe union between Great Britain
and froland,or to interfere with the
unity and the supremacy of the 1111-
perial parliament. 'We do not
believe that any ttliarau tees, moral
or material, could be devised which
would safeguard the rights of min-
orities scattered throughout Ireland
agasnst the encroachments of a ma-
jority vested with legislative and
executive functions.
While Res fiuwiedging that in the
past large sections of the Irish peo-
"pie have suffered many wrongs, we
helieve there are no grievances re-
movable by legislation which cannot
be removed by the imperial parlia-
ment; while the establishment of a
separate parliament for Ireland
would most seriously aggravate
many existing evils, and would pro-
duce other evils greater than any
that at present exist. •
We especially claim the aid of
our co -religionists in Great 'Britain
in resisting strenuously any such
policy, believing that it would de-
ns of our rights of citizenship
in this great empire.
The people who know IlOrne
Rulers best distrust them most.
Their nearest neighbors stand in RDA
_
fear of them. And not without
cense. There has never been an
uprising in Ireland which did not
result in a butchery of Protestants.
The nonconformists of Ireland have
not read the history of their coun-
try in vain.
SAM JONES ON CHICAGO.
Sam Jones has put Chicago by the
ears last Sunday with a sermon he
preached to 1,500 people, who paid
50 cents a piece to hear him spout.
He ann3unced the subject of his
lecture as 'get there, with the Eli left
off.' The thread of the lecture was
simply a paraphrasing of the idea
that true success in life is only to be
attained through earnest, honest and
conscientious endeavor. Some of
the characteristic illustrations and
expressions used are these :
'The dude and the dudeen are
the highest type of tnodern society.
The Almighty never dreamed of a
dude when He created Adam, and
the whole business has got the start
of the plan of creation. A dude is
it little pimple oil the body of
society, indicating that its blood is
out of order. Did you ever wake
• .
up tn. the rnorning with it little
white pimple. olt„. your face'? Well,
that pimple is a dude and when
,.you squeeze it it is a dudeen.'
'ffell itself is only selfishness on
fire.'ee
'There me some men in the world,
but there are also it lot of these little
fellows. A fly can sit on the nose
of one of them and paw in one aud
kick in the other. You can put 100
of such fellows in a sardine box, a
one cent stamp on it and send them
anywhere by mail.'
'You her some of these old
Christians singing '0, to Be Noth-
ing.' Yea old man nothing going
nowhere, and old woman nothing
going with him. What do you
want to be nothing forl How can
God crown -nothing, and bow can
nothing play on a harp?'
.'Never where there so many peo-
ple simply trying to have a good
time, to enjoy hog -heaven, plenty to
eat and nothing to do. The highest
atnbition of 9 out of 10 girls is to
dance. There is some good in eat-
ing, but my ! my ! my ! what good
is there hi .cutting a pigeon ‘wing
with the arm of a dude around
you 1'
`I don't believe we came from
tadpoles and monkeys, but I do
think many of -us are •headed jhat
way uow.'
'I admire Chicago because it's
alive : but you've got enough hell
in this town to start a branch office
of damnation; and you've got plenty
of men ready and fit to take the
place of the devil in running it, and
good locations for the office on near-
ly every corner.'
'If an angel should corne down
from heaveu and aunouuce that not
another Illan would die in Chicago
for 100 yeats, and -you believed it,
not a preacher in town cold(' get a
salary above_$5 a year.'
'The meanest people ye in the
church. They pack their pastor in
au ice box for a year and then
grtimble because ho dou't sweat.'
like physical courage- Do as
the Quaker did, turn both cheeks to
be slapped, and when you've got
the bible on a nian then pitch in
and whip him till his wife don't
know him.' •
'Don't stop making love to your
wife when you have married her.
Put your arm around her once in a
while and tell her t 'You dear old
thing, you are the sweetest old thiug
I ever knew.' Sortie of you will
have to tell a lie to say it, but tell
the lie once iu a while and your
home will be the happier., ,
'I've talked an hour and twenty
minutes now, and admission tu the
street is free if any of you want to
'They say Sam Jones is only
after money. Well, whet are you
after, old man? If you'll show me
a MAU in Chicago who . is not after
money I'll eat him raw without a
bite of bread, and he'll be glad he's
ate up, because he will be vo lone-
some,'
A CHICAGO ELOPEMENT.
HOW A YOUNG BRIDE WAS TRACED
AND CAUGHT FOY HER ELDER-
LY HUSBAND.
Tuesday morning, a lit!le fater one
o'clock a line -appearing old gentle-
man, elegantly attired, called at the
Central police station, Detroit, sc.
compenied by Attorney Blodgett,
and said to Sergeant High that his
name was James A. Bodle and that
he was a resident of Chicigo. Mr.
Bodle told Sergeant High that he
had traced his wife, a bride of
eight months, to a hotel in this city,
where she was registered with a man
named the two occupying the
same apartment. The sergeant at
once detailed lloundsmen 1)eiller
and Slater on the case, and the two
offi.,9ers proceeded to . the Griffin
house and, on examination of the
register, found the incriptiun
S, Griffin and lady, Chicago, Ill," Co's stores, on Wood street, fell
The couple had been assigned to with an awr'll crash which was
room 33. The room was entered, hoard for many squares. Although
the couple awakened and ordered by Pooplo at a distance could nut under -
the policemen to dress quickly, and stand what was wrong, the ominous
in a few motnentee patrol waggon
daubed up and the guilty pair were
whirled away to police headquart-
ers. Griffin is au engineer on the
Michigan Central railroad, living at
Saginaw. He is 28 years old, and
single. Mrs Bodle is it petite
brunette, not apparently over 28
years old. Mr. Bodle followed her
on the same train from Chicago.
She had expressed a great desire to
visit a sister in Ypailanti, and he,
suspecting •that. all was not right,
bought her a ticket and took pas-
sage on the same train, with above
results. Both the partiee were look-
ed up.
COMMON SENSE RIME.
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SIR THOMAS GALT DECIDES AGAINST
THE INSURANCE COMPANIES.
Chief Justice Sir Thomas Galt
gave judgment in the case of the
Attorney -General 'of Ontario vs.
./Etna Insurance Co. Monday. This
action, it will be remembered, is
brought to recover $17,000 damages
done to a wing of the London
Insane Asylum to be divided among
26 different companies. His Lord-
ship gave this decision :—This
was tried before me at Toronto
without a jury. There are 23 other
i nsurince ....X.0111 pa n les. have,.
each entered into a similar policy
to that now sued on. I may state
that the policy of the Government.
of Ontario was the insurance of all
Provincial buildings to one-half of
their cost. The total value of risks
on Government buildiugs is placed
at $3,117,192 and the amount of
insurance $1,564,940, which was
distributed amongst 26 companies,
namely, 24 defendants and two
other companies, who do not dis-
pute their liability and have paid
their portion of the loss. With a
view to ensure uniformity the
Government has prepared it formal
policy to be adopted by each 'com-
pany which is subject only to the
question. I have to decide as to
whether or not the building in
which the fire ()cowed is covered
by insurance, under what is styled
the main building, and what the
parties intended when they entered
into the contract:
I attach no importance to what may
be called "expert evidence" to the
meaning of the term "main building.'
When persons enter into it contract
of insurance, or any other contract,
they do so in accordance with what
may be called coninton sense, and
they are in accordance with the
.meaning ' usually attached to .ardi-
nary words, and aro not to have
*their contracts sot aside by reason
of some professional man ' attaching
a different meaning to a common
expression. •
In tuy judgment the fact that the
two other corporations have admit-
ted their liability, and paid the
same, is entitled to great weight.
I find the term " main building,"
as used in the policy in this case,
iucludes that portion under which
the time occurred, and give judgment
for the plaintiff with costs.
The insurancecompanies an-
nounce their intention to appeal.
CYCLONE IN PENNSYLVANfA
AT LEAST 60 KILLED AND 100
INJURED.
Reading, Pa.; Jan. 9.—This is the
saddest night in the history of
Reading. A death -like pall hangs up-
on the city as the result of the most
%horrible disaster in its history. A
hundred households are in mourn-
ing as the result of one of the great-
est calamities in Pennsylvania. A
cyclone swept over the northern
tection of the city and laid waste
everything within its reach, with
terrible loss of life. The livs th
have been sacrificed and the num-
ber that have beeninjured cat
only be estimated. The only re-
liable computation at 10 o'clock to-
night is that not less than 60 per-
sons have been killed outright and
100 injured. Persons residing along
the track of the storm say that they
saw the first signs of danger in a
funnel -shaped cloud, which seemed
to gather up everything within
its reach and cast it right iind left.
Out iu the country houses and
barns were unroofed, farm outbnild-
iu,gs overturned, crops ,rooted up
and destruction spread in every
direction. The cyclone came from
the west, but passed along the north-
ern border of Reading. First it
touched the Mt. Penn, Stove Works.
Ifere the corner of the building
was struck and is pUrtitni of the roof
was cut offas nicely as if done with
a pair of scissors.
A silk mill, in which 250 girls
were employed, blew down just be
fore the hour,. for quitting work.
About the same time there WOP an
explosion and fire in the same neigh-
borhood, by which eight men were
burned lo death.
DEATH AT PITTSI3URGIL
Pittsburgh, Pa., Jan. 9.—At 11.-
30 to -day, while a fearful wind and
hail storm was raging, a now four -
storey building on Diamond street
neer wood and in the rear of Rea
Bros. & Co. and J. R. Wildiu &
sound sent a thrill of horror through
their hearts. The force of the fall.
bgildins wee eo great that the
rear walls of the two other build -
Inge mentioned were crushed as if
they had been made of paper and
their front walls fell upon the pave.
ment on Wood street, burying sever-
al people in the debris and mangl-
ing some horribly. Of these two
were a girl and a boy and one a
man, unknown, all of whom were
taken to the hospital. A _barber
shop in the rear was alao demolish-
ed and six occupants were buried
in the ruins. The top storey in
the rear of Eichbaum's building on
Fifth avenue was alao knocked iu,
and three printers were injured.
The number of killed and injured
cannot be definitely stated. Up to
2.30 o'clock twenty persons have
been taken from the ruins. It is
believed a score more are still in
the debris.
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A GEORGIA COUNTY EDITOR
WHO IS VERY LIKE THE
PRESIDENT-ELECT.
Th'e editor of this paper takes
pride in noting the following points
of resemblance between himself and
the gentleman who is to be our
next president:
'He wears a 71 hat. So 'do We,
of the vintage of the summer of '87.
'He wears a 6 shoe and can
wear a six. We wear slippors—odd
!numbers, one a five and the other
6i—but we could compromise
on a six if it was a good wearer.
He had a bunion on his right foot
aud no corns. There's where we differ
from him. 'We sport corns on both
feet, and a sore ou our heel where
the ventilation was placed in our
sock.
'Hie neck measure is 16i. Don't
say inches or *feet, perpendicular or
circumference. If either inches or
feet up and down he beats us to the
tank. If it meant circumference
wo repeat what we have said before,
that he is a Kest of bull-necked old
structure, anyhow, and we are not
built that way.
wears open front shirts at
$27 a dozen. Vero wear them open
front and rear—especially rear—and it'
we eller own a dozen we'll pay the
price and ask no questions.
'He seldom carries a silk, but us-
ually it linen, handkerchief. We
carry none at all, but we wipe our
teitra away on our coat sleeves just
the same.
'Ile keeps a horse. We have a
neighbor who keeps one, but he
keeps it awful close. Perhaps he
knows best.
'He smokes small cigars and does
not smoke to excess: Stnall aro the
cigars we smoke, and if ever we
stnoke one to excess we are not
aware of it.
His whiskers are getting gray
Ours will get that way. Ouly is
question of time. He uses bey rum
on his hair and no oil. We use
common water week days and neats-
foot oil Sundays.
'Ile is fonkof baseball., So are
we, at a safe distance. But there is
ono thing, he certainly made a base
hit this time.
'His chest measure is thirty-seven
his waist forty two. Ours fluctuates
and we have not figured out the
average. He has a good deal of
stomach, and we have i pretty good
one, too, but it is patient and long
suffering.
'Ile weighs 180 and eppears to -be
five -feet seven and a half. Well,
there, are times wheu we feel ten
feet high andweigh a ton, hut not
ordinarily.
'Ile does not fancy jewelry.
Neither do we. It is money thown
away, and our preacher denounced
the custom of wearing it. Another
thing, we never could endure a 840
saddle end a 820 horse.
'He wears high buttoued coats,
and seldom arrays himself in suits
of one piece. That is our way pre-
cisely. High buttoned coats toll
no tales, find'imits of' different pieces
aro extremely convenient,
'Ile reads for recreation., Is fond
of Scott, Elliot and Thackeray. We
for the recreation of cliPping form
our exchanges, and we like all of
them who get up good stuff.
'11e goes to bed .rit ten, gots up at
six or seven. Sometimes we go to
bed, but it is nobody's business
what hour. As t� getting up it
depends upon the condition ef our
conscience and the state of the
weather.
rrii4, family cooking ie done by
an old 'aunty.' Ours is too, but we
have to change them about once a
week. They are such stickers about
Financial matters.
'He is it Presbyterian deacon.
Well some of oar best subscribers
are Presbyterians, but we'll bet hint
a year's subscription to the Guardian
against the Hong Kong Cousulafe
that wo can beat him' ting up a
collection with one hand tied behind
US.
'In some ways wo resemble each
other, and in others we bear a
stronger resemblance than he does.'
—Cedertown(Ga.)Guard ian
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SKIN DISEASES are most annoy-
ing because ao noticeable. Dr.
Low's Sulphur Soap heals and
cleanses the skin.
A WOMAN ictraxp BY A CAT
upp•
A queer tragedy, in whieh a cat
has caused the death of an elderly
woman, is agitating the people of
Milwaukee. The infuriated cat.
buried her claws in the woman's
'shoulder because she had unconaci-
onsly trodden on the animal's tail.
The vietim was Mrs. John Bernacka,
the wife of a Polish laborer. Two.
weeks ago Mra. Bernacka attendecL
the wedding of Joseph
and Miss MarkoWski, at the saloon.
of Albert Markowski, on Harniltea
street. Dancing was one of the
pleasantries indulged in on that
occasion, and she heedlessly trod
upon the house cat. The cat was
crazed with pain, and sprung upon
Mrs. Bernacka's shoulders, sinking,
her claws into the flesh 'so deeply
that she was removed with (In-
- eulty. The woman had been in
poor health, and ou die day after.
the wedding she became vely ilL
with symptomsfof blood poisoning..
Thursday night she died, and very
wild stories concerning the manner
of her death have been circulated
in the Polish colony, where the
family live. The physician who at-
tended her thinks that the wounds
intlicOd by the cat perhaps only
aggravated an existing tendency to
blood disease. Mrs. Beruacka was
!Moll t ,60 ye Of age:
BRAVE MRS. CASPERD,O.NE.
On a farm ten miles west of Man-
dan, Dakota, lives Charles Casper -
done with his family, consisting of
a wife and two little boys. On Jan
81.11 Casperdoue Cattle to Mandan to
sell stock and remained there visit
ing friends. Ou Saturday night.
the chickens roost was visited by
wildcate. -When Mrs. Casperdone.
heard the noise she jumped out of
bed, grasped an axe and sallied
forth. Rushing in at the door of
the honnery she encountered a wild-
cat, which sprang at her, catching.
one of its claws in her left arm and
lacerating it terribly. Pushing it
away she struck it a bloat', which.
rendered it unconscious. Another
of the cats sprang at her, seizing the
calf of her leg and cutting it sever-
ely with its teeth. Mrs. Casper --
dune aimed a blow at the beast,
which missed, but the animal be-
came frightened and ran into the
wood. The third cat, which had
been crouching in a corner, then
sprAng npon the little woman, get-
ting its teeth entangled in her
clothing and tentiug it almost from
her body. Sho succeeded in push-
ing the infuriate.] iinitnal front her
and as it sprang at the throat a
second time she &It it a blow which
killed it. Mrs. Casperdone was eo
overcome .that she fell in is faint
and was found there by a neighbor,
who had been sommoued by one of
the boys. She will recover •unless
blood poison sets in.
•
LADIES' MEN.
By his air and gait, the ultra
Jashionable style of his clothing,
the killing curl of- his moustache,
the "look and die" expression of
his sirnpling face, his stream of
small talk and sundry other signs
aud tokens of a plethora of vanity
and lack of soul and brain, you
may distinguish at a glance the
individual who plumes himself
upon being a lady% man.
His belief in his own irresistibil-
ity is written all over hitn; and to
say the truth your ladies' men have
some ground for their self-
conceit. It is indubitable they
do sometimes fall in love, tfr
what they euppose to be
love with fellows who look as if
they had walked out of a tailors'
fashion plates—creatures that by the
aid of the varioue artists who con-
tribute to the makeup of human
popinjays—have been converted in-
to superior samples of whet art can
effect in the way of giving men an
unmanly appearance. Tho wetnan
who marries one of those flutterers
is to be pitied, for if she has any
glimtlerings of common sense, and
a heart under her bodice, she will
soou discover that her dainty hes-
band has no more of it mau's spirit
in him than any autometic figure
ou a Sevoyard's hand organ.
But a svomtan Werth true man's
love is never caught by such a speci-
men of ornamentil hollow wares.
A sensible woman is in fact, a ter-
ror to ladies, men, for they are a-
ware that her penetrating eye looks
through them, and sounds the
depths of their emptiness. She
knows the man indeed from the
trumpery couuterleit, and has no
touch of the mackerel propensity
to ,jump at a flashy bait in her
wholesome composition.
The lady's man should be per-
mitted to live and die a bachelor.
His vocation is to dangle after the
Sex, to talk soft nonsense, to carry
slinwls and fans,to astonish boarding
school misses and to kindle love,
flames as evanescent and harmless as
i he twinkle of is lightning bug. If
however, he must needs become
benedict, lot hi Til be yoked with
some vaiu and silly flirt, his natural
counterpart. So shall the law of
fitness not be outraged.
MILBURN'S BEEF, IRON AND
WINE is prepared from fresh beef,
soluble iron, and pure sherry wine,
combined with choice arotnatics.
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