HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton New Era, 1889-05-24, Page 7NEWSPAPER CRITICISM. spit, blow, and disgust everybody
with your offensive breath. It
It is a privilege every new pit you have acrid, watery discharges
per reserves to itself to criticise, from the nose and eyes, throat
disease, c•ausin, choking sensa-
tions, cough, ringing noises in
head, splitting headache and other
symptoms of nasal catarrh, re-
membee that the manufacturers
of Dr Sage's Catarrh Remedy offer
in good faith, $500 reward for a
case of catarrh which they cannot
cure. The Remedy is sold by
druggists at wily L0 cents.
adversely if needs be, for the pub-
lic's benefit, anything in which
the public is deeply interested.
It is the custom of H. H. War-
ner & Co., proprietors of the re
nowned Kidney and Liver Cure,
better known as ' Warner's Safe
Cure,' to flood the country with
medical pamphlets. The writer
has taken the liberty to examine
one of these marvellous little
books, and finds food for criticism,
but before indulging in it, will
give our readers some quotations
therefrom, from the highest meds- •gentleman, exceedingly polite.
cal authorities, which we believe He would go out of his way any
time to avoid offending a neigh -
worthy of consideration. Under'
the head of ' No Distinctive syinp- bor or friend. Use day a neigh-
' hor met hint nu tine --street with :
toms Apparent,' we hand :
First—More a lust, are carr;e 1 ` Mallet, Mr Perry K I was just
off in this country by chronic kid- going in to get a drink. Come in
ney disease than by any other one and take something.'
malady except consumption,— `Thank ycu. Mr --, I don't
care for anything,' was the an-
swer.
But come in and take some.-
thing,
ome-thing, just fur sociability's sake.'
Now, I want to be sociable,
but I can't drink with you.'
'All right, if you don't want to
be sociable, I'll go without drink-
ing,' growled the friend, and he
silently walked along in the direc-
tion in which Mr Perry was tra--.
veiling.
Presently th• e pair drew near a
drug store, when Mr Perry broke
out with : ' Mr —, I'm not feel-
ing at all well today, and I think
I'll go in this drug store and get
some castor oil. Won't you join
me ?'
What, a dose of castor Oil ?'
Yes.'
Naw, I hate the stuff,' saying
which a chill went over the man
as visible in its effects to Mr Per-
ry as if the ague had.seized him
on the street. .
But I want you to take a• glass
of oil with me just to be sociable,
you know.'
The friend still refused, when
Mr Perry said : ' Your sociable
whiskey i, just as distasteful to
me as , my sociable oil is to you.
Don't you think I have as much
right to bo offended at you as you
have with me?' The pair heartily
shook handy-, the dialogue was
circulated in Covington, and Mr
Perry was never invited to drink
again.—Courier Journal. •
A STRTGE PRAYER.
A NEAT LESSON,
Mr Pt.rry was ai, old Southern
Thompson." •
Second—Deaths frons such dis-
eases ate increasing at the rate of
250 per cent a decade.—Edwards.
Third—Bright's disease has no
symptoms of its own, and may
long exist without the knowledge
of the patient or'practitioner, as
no pain will be felt in the kidneys
Or their vicinity.—Roberts.
°;,it Fourth—In the fatal cases—and
most cases have hitherto been
f▪ atal—the symptoms of diseased
kidneys will first appear in ex-
tremely, diffeeent organs of the
body as stated•above.—Thompson
Fifth—Only when ,the disease
has reached its final and fatal
stages may the, usual symptoms.
of' albumen and tube casts appear
in the water, and will groat pain
rack the diseased orgy ns—Thomp-
• son.
Sixth—Bri ght's Disease, which
usually has three stages- of devel-
opment, 'is a universal disease in
England and America.—Roborts
and Edwards.
Thompson is authority for say-
ing that more adults aro carried
off in this esuntry by kidney dis-
ease than any other malady ex-
cept consumption. L oder War-
ner's 'Safe Cure' article on con-
sumption, -we find a paragraph
claiming to be a quotation .from a
publication issued by Brompton
Hospital for Consump;,ives, Lon-
, don, England, which state., that
52 percent. of the patients of that
institution have unsuspected kid-
• ney disorder. Dr Herman Breh-
mer, an eminent German autho't•i-
ty, also says that Consumption is
• always due to deficient nutrition
of the lungs, because of bad blood.
• Medical •science can no longer
ab4,yaputo the fact that the kidneys
. • are the principal blood purifying
'organs•of human system, and •if
they -are diseased and thus fail, to
'expel . the uric acid. poison or
the waste matter of the blood,,. as
the blood passes through these
two great organs, the 'Safe Cure'
r ' claim is correct, and the reason-.
ing of its proprietor holds good.
There is no doubt but. that in
too many instances the medical
fraternity doctor for symptoms,
instead of striking, at the root of
the - disease, and that under this
form of treatment many .patients
i die.
• BABIES OF THE WORLD.
It has been computed that be-
tikeen 36,000,000 and 37,000,000
of babies aro horn into the world
each yoar. Tho tate of produc-
tion is, therefore, about seventy at
minute, or rather, more than ono
for every boat of the clock. With
the one -a -minute calculation every
reader is familiar, but it is not
revery one who stops to calculrto
what this means when it comes to
a year's'supply. And it will pro-
bably, therefore, startle a good
many persons to find on the au-
thority of a writer in the hospital
that could the infants ofa year be
ranged in a line in cradles seven
deep they would go round •the
globe. We have the ingenious
conclusion also that supposing the
little ones to grow up and the
sexes to be about equally divided,
we would.have an army a bun-
ched times as large as the fi ices
of the British Empire, with a wife
in addition to every soldier. The
same writer looks at the 'natter
in a still more picturesque light.
He imagines the babies being car-
ried
a -
ried past a given point in their
mother's' charge Otte by mic, :alit
thil precession being kept up cntt-
tinuousiy night and day until the
last comer in the twelvemonth bus
passed by. A sufficiently liberal
rate of speed is allowed, hit even
with these btbies•in•arms going
past twenty a minute, the review•
ing officer would only have seen a
sixth part of the infantine host filo
onward by the time ho had been a
year at hispost. In other words,
the babe that was carried when
the work began would be able to
waddle onward itself when a mere
fraction of its comrades had reach-
ed tho saluting post ; ani when
the year's supply of bal:o'+ was
tapering to a close, thele would
be a rear guard not of infan-t , but
of romping boy and girls. They
would have passed, in fact, nut of
the maternal arms inti, the hands
of the school teacher. ":very
momctet. of nearly coven years
would be required to complete
this grand parade of those little
ones - that, in the course of n
twelvemonth, begin to play their
part in the first age of tnnri.—
Lecds Mercury.
C-II.O.O 1 C -II -O 01! C-11.0 O!!
Dn,n't snccze,Qnccze,hawk,hnwl:,
A Hartford rgynian tells this
anecdote:—,Eir in life, while oc-
cupying another charge, he invited
a clergyman who:IL:the unregenerat-
ed would c+11 conceited and dull to
preach in his pulpit. Dui:ibg the
sermon our Hartford preacher dozed
away in the sweet;.. old way till he
was suddenlyi1ed on to conclude
,the service wall prayer. Accustom--
ed to regard'hinrself its the humblest'
'of. his Creator's instruments, and
forgetting4hat he had not delivered •
the sermon, he began with, "We
beseech They to accept the weak
find feeble effort that ha§ 'been ad-
dressed to Thee, and more richly to
endow Thy servant in-'thepraces he
so greatly lacks."—Hartford Cour-
ant.
T :MPE RAN CMNO'[ ES.
Prof'. Gardner, of' the Glasgow
University, gave 100 men thirty
ounces ;,f alcohol for delirium
tremens. Seventeer died out of'
the 100. Of the 509 cases of'
young persons who were not al-
lowed win(.'(,I• whiskey. not )rte
died.
1'iic intnaottse .,unt of s1U,000
was spent fur the single iter} of
wine at the centeaial banquet in
New York city, dii(.'hnl•tl Muss,
the chief steward of the I[nfl'mt(n
House; said that not since the
feast of Belshazzar had so much
wine been drunk' as On the occa-
sion of the centennial hall and ba
quet. -
There is a popular belief that al-
cohol is a necessity in the prepara-
tion of many very important and
valuable medical preparations. As
science :allai1C'es it is not found as
necessary as was at one time sup-
posed. •Pi-of,,C. Gilbert Wheeler,
enjoying the reputation of' being
one of the most skilful chemists
in Chicago, has recently assorted
that he does not know of the drug
in medicine which cannot he pre-
pared as well withnat alc'nhol ay
With il.
A rungs' attempt of a Idack to
be niatle white has been brought
:to light in England. A poor lit-
tle bootblack was hired to sell his
skin piece -meal at the rate of a
sovereign.,These bits of skin
were transfrred to the face of a
negro who was discontented with
his natural color, the negro's skin
being transferral to the boy. The
operation is hardly a success, for
it appears that in a short time the
white patch on the negro began to
turn dark, while the black on the
boy turned white.
(ANSUMPTION CURED.
An old physican, retired from prac•
tier, having had placed in his hands by
an East India missionary the forumla
of a simple vegetable remedy for the
speedy and permanent cure of consump-
tion. Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma and
all throat and Lung Affections, also a
positive and radical euro for Nervous
Debility and Nervous Complaints, after
having tested its wonderful curative
powers in thousands of cases, has felt
it his duty to make it known to his sof.
Tering fellows. Actuated by this mot.
ivo and a desire to relieve human suf.
fering, I will send free of charge, to all
who desire it, this receipt, in German,
French or English, with full directions
for preparing and using. tient by mail
by addressing with stamp, naming this
paper, W. A. Noyes, 149 Power's I31cck,
Rochester, N. Y. 13012•y.e.o.w.
Pullman Yestlbuted Train
It ie universally conceded that, not-
withstanding the advent of old and new
lines into the field of competition for
passenger traffic between Chicago, Mil-
waukee, St. Paul and Minneapolis, the
Chioago, Milwaukee & St. Paul railway
maintains its pre-eminent position as
the leading line, and carries the greater
portion of the business between these
points. It is not hard to Account for
this, when we consider that it was the
first in the field, apd gained its popular.
ity by long years of first-class service.
It has kept up to the times by adopting
all modern improvements in equipment
and methods, the 1 .test being complete
PullmanVestibuledtrains running daily
between Chicago, Milwaukee, St. Paul
and Minneapolis, and its route being
along the banks of the Mississippi,
through the finest farming country, the
most populous and prosperous towns
and villages, it offers to its patrons the
very best service their money can buy.
Its dining cars are celebrated through-
out the length and breadth of the land
as being the finest in the world. Its
sleeping cars are the best belonging to
the Pullman company, being marvels of
elegance, comfort and luxury; its day
coaches are the best made, and its em-
ployees, by long -continued service in
their respective capacities, are experts,
courteous and accommodating to all.
ft is not at all strange, therefore, that
an intelligent and discriminating tra-
velling public should almost exclusively
patronize this great railway, with its
separate through lines running between
Chicago, Milwaukee, St. Paul and Min-
neapolis; Chicago, Council Bluffs and
Omaha; Chicago, Kansas City, and St.
Joseph, Mo. A. V. H. CARPENTER,
G. P. & T. A., Milwaukee, Wis. A. J.
TAYLOR, T.P.A., No.4, Falmer Hoose
Block, Toronto.
Chicago will rank in the list of cities
with over a million inhabitants when
the United States census is taken next
year. Suburbs which have 210,000
population are to be annexed this year,
which will. carry the figure beyond the
limit. It is within the bounds of pos-
sibillity that the new census may show
four United States cities of over 1,000,-
000 inhabitants each. They will be
New York, Philadelphia, Brooklyn and
Chicago, No other country has more
than one city of a million population.
Our neighbor Jonathan is "getting ,big
boy now.
ilr. 'WASHINGTON
M.I)., L.C,P:S.O. tt T.L,S., 'Etc.
WILi. VISIT
CL14TON,
Italleobory Ilion
t
MAY 21st
ALL DAV.
Dr; Washinot-n has been compelled to
snake Monthly visits to fully supply the
wishes of hundreds of patients who availed
themselves of his successful treatment.
His new method is based on the principal
of conveying cold medicated vapor direct
to the seat of disease, thus bringing the
medication in direct contact with the dis-
eased tissues. He does not claim to' care
all patients who consult ]rim, but he does
claim to cure a much larger percentage
than the general practitioner, in general
practice.- It is not an unreasonable,claim
..eithersvhen 11 is considered that tho,doctor
has devoted 7 years to the study of the spe-
cialty and improved on all the new systems
which have been before the scientific world.
His treatment has risen superior in its ef-
fects and results to that adopted by the
most eminent specialists even in New
York,as he has today patients in that city
who bave been given upbyNewYnrk'smost
distinguished Throat. and Lung Snt,;eons
and nave been cured by his treatment.
The names of some of them have heen pub-
lished in this paper, on several occasions.
It must be remembered that Dr. %Vashing-
ton,"who has been devoting years to the
special study of Throat and Lung Diseases,
has to -day been handsomely rewarded for
his indomitable and indefatigable persever-
ance, and could there he more tangible re-
cognition than the testimonials published
in this paper from time to time? The I)r.
has built,up an extensive practice through-
out the Dominion, examining all patients
personally ; anil will be wholly responsible
to all who have an necasior. to visit him.
Another fact-- it is well for all to remember
who Inay1 he troubled with any of the fol-
lowing symptoms of Catarrh, that in a very
large majority of eases it is the incipient.
stage of C'onsnm ,tion. In fact 90 percent
of all the cases of consnnnttion have their
origin in Ottani' of the head and throat.
A few of the Droit prominent symptoms of
Catarrh will be fountbcloti; and let these
Mi. have .e'eu (1onsun ptiot its it- first
stages recall the terrible fact if the :tbnve
is not correct, Joel why so many die of this
terrible disease is that when hope and every
chance of treatment to a successfnel issue is
hell out. the patient neglects till too late.
Today is the golden opportunity. 'l'rtke
warning in time. 'Tempos I' igit. Time
flip l'rocrastirnttio ;s the theft of time.
ti1•ni;►tout. of Catarrh.
Susceptibility to cntuli cold in the head
A feeling of tightness across the bridge of
the 1 e,witlt sometimes pain. Stuffing 01
the nasal passage. Accumulation of mucus
which is discharged by the nostrils,or drops
back into the.throat, 'A sense of pain or
heaviness of er the eyes, often in the back
of the head and neck, sometimes in the top
of the head. At time dizziness. Pain in
eyeballs. In severe cases a dull, drowsy,
sleepy feeling in the head, Swelling i,f
the nose and eyes. Sometimes a protrud-
ing and distorted appearance is given to the
upper part of the face. A tendency to
sneeze frequently. Sometimes, the•secre•
Mons are collected together in hard masses,
or chinks, which are with great difficulty
removed. Sometimes the mucus membrane
is broken, and scabs form, which are dis-
charged with mucus.
In some cases the secretions are very
copious, and are found in the hack of the
head and throat chiefly, and very little
stnffin • of the nasal passage, with a eon-
stant Ilesire to clear the throat. Hawking
or spitting or raising of tough phlegm,
especi in the morning trt- after taking a
warn drink. In other case9 the amount of
phlegm is very little,' it is extremely tough
and almost impossible to remove,
A few facts to be remembered.
1st. Dr. Washington it the only Threat
Ind Lnng Surgeon in the Dominion devot-
ng his whole time 111 diseases of the pas -
ages.
2nd. Ile has de•veted severe years to his
pecialty.
3rd. He has been compelled te n)ake
tenthly visits to meet the ever increasing
leniands.
4th. He consults, -examines, treats all
Ames personally, and is solely responsible,
5th. He represents his own business. .
lith. He has employed an eminent as-
istant, I)r. 1landerson, member eif the
Royal ('allege of Surgeons (England).
7th.1fis assistant will tarry out the grin-
of•i
i les his treatment,
n
8th. He trives 1081,1111f•/111;11S n v
f the most
relatable and prominent character of resi•
lents of Ontario of the most wnnderfnl
ores ever recorded, with whom a lane
nunher are acquainted.
9th. 1 le gives the name in full and 1'. O.
hlress, not the tiler,. initials, which might
wean any Toni, Dick ar harry, and invites
/my person interrsted to write fir p.irtien•
airs.
loth. 'Phis is the last season to trent (.'at•
1rrh, which leads to consunyyttion std all
liseases of the head, throat Knd lents.
11th. 1)r, Washington graduated in 116;'°
n 'Toronto, with honours ; in 1880 visited
Novy York and Boston, taking a special
'nlnc•lynic con on diseases of the throat
and longs.
12th. I)r Washington with he in ('lintt'n.
May 21st, personally snperintendir.4 his
awn 1,isiness,h'orsoltat,on fsec.
///
JOHNSON'S
RETIC
PAINT
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92 PER CENT OXIDE OF IRON.
G UARA.N:r':'. D TO COYER 50 PER CENT MORE THAN
Al's 3.' OTHER OXIDE IN THE MARKET.
FORMS' BE_ t 1.-TIFUL WARM TINTS with WHIT' LEAD.
'r
de. MOWN
DOER NOT SCALE OR PEEL OFF.
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CO iPleRd 100 PER CENT MORE THAN LEAD.
ABSOLUTELY PURE.
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THE WILLIAM JOHNSON COMPANY,
14 ST. JOHN STREET, MONTREAL.
THANK yiNew :Furniture ;stock
In thanking you for past custom and soliciting a continuance of the
'same, I beg to intimate to the public that' I have a full stock of D.M.
FERRY'S and STEELE BROS GARDEN, .FLOWER, FIELD and
. (><RA,SS SEEDS. • Also a large quantity of POTATOES.
FULL STOCK OF FARM AND GARDEN TOOLS
A full case of .BIRD CAGES, of ap. • My stock of GROCERIES, GLASS,
GLASSWARE, HARDWARE, HARNESS, &c., is full and complete.. Large
stock pf CROCKERY just arrived direct froth the old country. A good
Tea Set for $1.7.5,.and a better for Strait)
LAIti), HAMS and BACON in stock. AN kinds of Produce taken for mods
•
GEO. NEWTON, - - LONDESBORO
NEW PTJMP FACTOR'
Howell's old Blacksmith ,.hop,
Huron Street, Clinton
The undersigned has his new factory thoroughly equipped auc fitted• up for
the manufacture of .
First Class Well aiul Cistern Piinips.
There being nothing doing in the building -moving business in the winter time,
I have improved the opportunity by getting out pumps, and am, therefore, pre-
pared to supply them at the lowest possible rate. Those wanting anything in
this lire will find it to their advantage to see me. This will be carried on inde
pendent of the moving of buildings, which business is still attended to as hereto-
fore, by the undersigned.
Cistern'[`ltilikyand Proops supplied at LowestRates
JOIIN STEPHENSON, CLINTON.
CROSS -CUT
SAW
We have the sole agency for
the "President Cross Cut Saw"
universally tlmitted to 1)e the
REST I1E WOPIT.T).
AXES
We are also Sole Agents for
THE REXFORD AXE, the
choice of woodsmen and the
best in the market.
Full stock of
Coal and Wood STOVES,
HARDWARE,
CUTLERY, LAMPS, OILS,
PAINTS, &c.
S. DAVIS
1\ianilnoth Stove House,
CLINTON.
Opened out in ELLIOTTS ELOC$r
- NEXT DOOR TO THE -CITY BOOK STORE, CLINTON.
BEDROOM SETS, PARLOR SETS,LOU,NGES•
SIDEBOARDS, CHAIRS, Ike.,
ANiS A GENERAL ASSORTMENT 01' THE VERY BEST MADE FUF.N1
TURE AT REASONABLE PRICES.
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TICAL
HARNESS and PRACGOLLAR MAKERS
Having; bought the businese and stock of GEO. A. SHARMAN, we are prepared
to fill all orders in our Line at the lowest living prices. We are both practical
workmen, well known tc the people,of'Clinton•and vicinity, and eau guarantee a
superior class of work at moderate rates. The material will always he found ef'
the best; and by strict attention to business and honest dealing, rye hope to be
favored with as liberal patronage as our predecessor. We have a ,Tle•n;lid line of
SINGLE HARNESS, which, for material, workmanship and uric„ c.tunot be
surpasse Full stock in all lines. REPAIRING promptly atteeded to.
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re -FOR THE HEATED TERM -
JUST RECEIVE[)
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THE FAVORITE SUMMER DRINK.
Eno's FRUIT SLAT)
EFFERVESCENT CITRATE of MAGNESIA,
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CHEMIST AND, DRUGGIST, , CLINTON, ONT
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PACTS FOR MEN OF ALL 'AGES
DISEASES OF MAN.
M. V. IST.7BO T'$ Sr ECIPIC NO. E
THE GREAT HEALTH RE.YEWER, •
�r.� o', Marvel of Healing, and Kohinoor of Medicines,
au rt�?5i the terrible cpnsequeitees at Indiscretion,,
1E:xpl 'sure and Overwork.
Y'OT71TC1-Md.bnLt£-AG=� • o c. 2..0EM
Vho aro broken down' rbma the effects of abu emir find in. No. 8a radical once for nervo
debility, organic weak wealmedkilltivoluntary vital losses, etc.
11VPTOSfe s08 Wawa No. 0 Suouao BE Uaet*,—Want of energy, vertigo, want Of ptnpoe
dlmn8'qabf Bight, aversion to society, want of confidence, avoidance of-converaatio'
deeira'1or solitude, listlesenese and inability to fix the attention on a p' articular enbjee
cowardice, depression of spirits, giddiness, lose of memory, excitability of temper ep,
matornctea, or loss of the seminal fluid -4110 result of self-abuse or marital excess—imp
tinny, innatrition, emaciation, barrenness, palpitation of the heart, hysterics feelings i'
females trembling, melancholy, disturbing dreams. etc., are all sywpptomeof thteterribl
habit, oftentimes innocently acquired, In short. the spring of vital force having 'oat i,
tension, every function wanes to consequence. Scientific writers and the eu erintendewii
cl insane asylums unite
ma in ascribing
to the It
yeffects n: s+olf•n.l,use thet
ea majority
t l eOct: y:. -
was ed l v s'•whlch come t o h
t lett 1 u ,
nt e. It you are hieon a great'
fo a ardnoc.
dutlesof business, mealy -listed for the enjoyment, of lite. No, 8offereanescape!roc
th$ effects of early vice. you are oitvan.,uri in soars, No. f t ill ewe you 1111 vigor an;
stleetengtli. If you are broken down, 1•hyCie,aly tint morally, f, in early indiscretion, the
resnit of ignorance ani fol;v, semi your adJres, and 1) coats in stednps for S1;. V. Lanett',
Treatise in Book Form on Dieesie3 of Elan. &Noted ant secure tom Obeervaea
Address all communications to ef, W. LEMON, 47 Ws'IIll kaon Si. E. Immune,
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lives la a looi'3 paradise. CLOPCUARAHTEEO. HAI. 618E SICK.
=is r lei 's r. -. s f" '11%1 -'1'•e
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