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Home My WebLink AboutThe Huron News-Record, 1888-11-28, Page 3A W, ill r FrW ` ' ing, tied ti►.e large plhce R has in our Alto a ibapsfidy of words." It ' T, eHuron Nows,Neocird ;;"tl s� x e' Q �o�f� � w ditio) of things favorable to the ,Brig" are uu)ong the enjoymetlts SBR tr p g the brstioo Altaic, wily not horse 0.50 R Tear -4,0b in 44vonco. , tilts ab.p.ut thein, slid it 0048 that f rporeal amusements? St. Paul. they con accurately be divided into h' • ing, tied ti►.e large plhce R has in our Alto a ibapsfidy of words." It ' T, eHuron Nows,Neocird ;;"tl s� x e' Q �o�f� � w ditio) of things favorable to the ,Brig" are uu)ong the enjoymetlts SBR tr p g the brstioo Altaic, wily not horse 0.50 R Tear -4,0b in 44vonco. , tilts ab.p.ut thein, slid it 0048 that • rporeal amusements? St. Paul. they con accurately be divided into - ify tiny self congratulations. While lV0#1liegtlgty, Noy. 28th ISS8 , Ilia four following classes, the celestial is one, and tit" glory rapid growth of our exports, our the terrestrial in another. So Ea WHEN MEN CROSS THEIR R6nlairied within ayepr..,75per scut is sown a natural body and LEGS. mus 2. ducts has been steadily falling behind _ Waiting for an offer., ..10 per cent tiritual body. Now;. this I say, Liverpool Courier. CLASS .3. total exports from 61 to 78 million ;lieu generally cross their logs Fallen into evil ways....1-0 per cegt t when thertfis least pressure oil their minds, You will neyer find a CLASS. Devoted to cel_ibdcy.. ...A per Gent $5,500,000 to $8,000,000, or 48 per man actually engaged in business These figures blive beeo compiled , see the Rev. J. L. Scudder with his legs crossed. • The liwba at front a comparison of the divorce crease, Save actually fallen off from those times 'are straigliter than at lists with the carriage registers; mcomitanta of flesh anti blood, uny other, because the mind and from the statements of judges, justi- s`' body work together. A uian eil• ces of the peace, clergymen, Irwyers, :,Novo, gaged in awtiting accounts will slid court officials, and from perso- ton, iu order to have given the com- (lever croaa his legs, neither will a net inquiry among those who have ':'+ ,► tnan who is writing an article, or been divorced. They can Ile accept - crease of our cheese exports have, who is eruployed in any maunur elf as fairly and substantially correct. ery good methods for bringing the where hisi brain is actually engaged. tiuf+tars slid churches into fellow, in 1872, they have grown to over When at work in a sitting posture TWO MEAN PEOPLE. ith each other. Wo, find in tilt- the limbs naturally extend to the Iethodist Church and amort the In view of our natural advent. floor in a perfectly atraight line. A How is this for a clod :-A clerk e' mail may cross his IegN if Ile 1H sitting in all ofliOe chain' discussing in a big wholesale house, whose awakened disposition throughout Some proposition with another man, miserly ways were well known t0 all Ilia associates, in the actor. It A HUMAN FUNNEL but the instant he becoules really ill chanced that one day in balancing ` fo"ho dairy industry ill Cauada earnest and perceives soknething to litubs the cash, the cashier threw outs bad earer,the Watchman (Baptist) uses be gained ilia uncross quick d which said clerk per• _ as a flash, he bends forward toward chased for a dime for a pocket piece, sari for rofessing to speak the sentiments his neighbor and begins to use his The following day the lady to whore -- hands. That is a phase that 1 believe you will always observe. he was engaged came in to per' o'not say these things for myself,' DLERS. chase a few things at wholesalt Chrohlc BrottchitisandAathrna Cured Men often stoles their legs at price, as was her custom. Haviui have nd I am afraid we shall h public meetings, because they ;;o completed her purchases she depart• entirely economic this week, and`( there to listen or to be entertained ; ed and immediately afterwards ht Taints 7 No other member of tor, they aro not the factors in the per• went home to dinner. He had beat. once. Don't buy goods front tho forinance, and they naturally place ' goue but a few moments whet, tilt on, 'they all,know. that I am on themselves in the most comfortable fatly returned and asked to see hies gin to obtain afore --of the comforts position known to them -namely, One of his fellow,clerks told hen (< leaning well back in their chairs that he had gone to dinner, am. young man coules to your door hold• and crossing their leas. A man asked her if lie could serve her it list they use you as sucli.' always crosses Ilia leas when he read, any way. She'1►esitated and that protests that .be in sacrificing it, and a newspaper, but is more apt to 'when said : ' Perhaps you can. I bough Canada at DitlryiR- Country lie down lie reads a boon.. some things Isere a ahurt time ago weeklyinstalments ; what more He reads the paper,,of course, to and this couuterfeii fifty -cent pica 'In 1887 our agricultural exports infortu himself, but at the sante was in the change$: He had runt "l time the pert>y%l of its contents (s ill the bad coin that he had pur by virtue, of exports, is second in recreation to him, and his body chased fur 10 cents on Ilia fiancee + again seeks its position of relaxa- How's that 7 _.. tion. When a roan is rHadig0 a n, : - A, Boston lady ..last week ca I've roomed with him -in my board- newspaper and waiting for Ilia very near beating that. The seen Phe field......................$41,000,000 breakfast his legs are always crossed, was at a fashionable deutiat's. Th came home my room mate,the fakir, but as soon as the breakfast is so-called lady was a woman o Vines ........................... 4,000,000 brought to hits lie puts the paper means. She told ller._Juntiat ilia J. aside, straightenR out his legs and site had derided .to have her testi Miscellaneous ..... .......... 1,000,000 goes to work -that is, begins to eat, extracted, and got his prices fo knives and forks (he is an agent for his Mind now turning on the duties r making a Het. rhos site said I departure from that of the trade of the day before Ilia).' Would It be any less expensive 1 !' is -- - I were to bring a plate and have i ' "animals and their products," ex- IS MARRIAGE A FAILURE altered 7'• 'The dental surgeon hesi ' gut oil `to this half dozen and picked separately tated before he said, Why, yes, These figures, striking us they are, A,, few, days Hgo Mrs. Frank A, little, of course; if it were a .golf _ ` llegroot, of Milbury, Massachu, plate,•ttiecost of the .gold cheaper the considerations which emphasize setts, gave birth to four girl babies : Then,' said the lady, ' I'll, do that goods, a first instaltnerit of three Mother aud'children are all .doing The plate is not mine'; it is in, more nearly in a raw state, like nicely, but the father is badly'broken mothers but mile will not live ores' t up. The children are all bright longer., The dentist naturally loot ,• and active and cry with as much 1 ed a little shocked, and the fai 'flandsomoly for bring humbugged spirit and in as good voice as any . customer added hurriedly, ' It isn' ducts belong only to the naw phase well,regulated baby. ought to do' Ht that I care about the money, but i to be angry at tue anyway, I'do my their age. The aniallesi weigha' would be a nice way to remeonbe a' nearly tivreti pound, and the tethers her, 'don't you think T all(] forks in soparrte pieC@a Of tiaRue nearly six pounds each.. The mother — ': ). has always been in excellent health and has had children before. The T'IIEOLOGICAL' THOUGHT. which alone was worth some, money. father works. in Back's chisel works. THE CUSHION WEDS THE SEAT. Now, an analysis of the exports Tile attending physician says there is no reason why all the children �ZY 6rsEincumbent, Mr. Hughes the rule, 'when he gets left. I sboald not live. The occurrence is said a well known English clergy ' the talk of the town and general man, was very absentminded. , delivered to a "lady"in St. John'R interest is manifeste,l in the young well known member of the COngt stands- higher than ours other re- woman who has so unexpectedly gation had enlivened dull hecenh hI one for forty e(ntts. He Increased the population of tfie 'fey bringing home his bride; alid tL Cheese and butter .......... $ 8,000,000 place. ladies were on tiptoe of expectatio ' ........................... on the following Sunday to st Wheat ........................... 4,000,000 Peas ............................. 2,000,000 - Some doubts will•arise as to the what she was like. All inv.oluntar ' unalloyed felicity of the marital, smile was caused by 6e text - Eggs ............ ,..... (nearly) 21090,003 State upon reading the circumstances ',Behold the bridegroom Cometh ed that he himself had been taken developed the other day in a case By no most diffident was tI fetal.........' ............... $41,000,000tit, brought at.Os oode hall 'Toronto g p K i r young lady, who extracted s promif i;; ,• for the chancellor's decision. The from her vicar that he'would' preac ed our combined exports of sheep, action was entered b IlMartin by ',an appropriate sermon when HI lack," regretfully murmured the against her .husband Philip, a re appeared alt church on the Sunda ry, tired pork butcher of Hamilton, following her marriage. The te) and kicked." I will tell you some who is at present residing in Torun- was somewhat a surprise : "Yt wto, for alimony. The wife charged skirl abundance of peace so long r that she had to leave' the husband the moon endureth." Speaking t on account of his numerous infideli- marriages, how amusing is ' ti ties, more especially in connection following incident :The incumbei with irregular resorts. The defers, g of a popular pariah in the midland dant, as a Counter charge, likewise who never failed to have publici t,. r+ alleged infidelity, claiming that the tion of numerous banns, looked f( Plaintiff- had broken her marriage the banns hook as usual after tl vows, and charging one John ..cons lesson, Feeling assured t Murray as the partner -of bar guilt,• finding it he commenced, 1`,l.publit It was also set up for the defence the banns, of utarriage--"A .that file wife was 'addicted t0 the awkward ptlURr, during wh1Cl1 1 immoderate use of intoxicants, and looked i:eneath• the service Book considerable fail tit was excited when "but could not see shy litter frien, the defendant in his examination bemuse he was not there." ' ' iltated that Mrs. Martin "could publish the banns," repeafed h drink more than the counsel, the still fumblini:, "between-betwe( i. defendant and the official examiner _„L{etwrrt the cushion and ti together," and mentioned an instance sent, sit•," shorted the clerk, lookir In which an enormous quantity of ill) alld pointing t0 the place wilo'. liquor was consumers in an inred' tilt hunk Ilan hurl mislaid, ible short space of time. The than•. cellor gave judgment for the plaintiff, MATERIALIZING THE Gt}_EAT BEYUN. allowed bar alituony, the weight of The Follewina extract is from it i (g ': evidence being in her favor. The New York Sun of Moud,ay :- _.._ - master at' Hamilton is fo,-takr an account of the defendant's property The Roy. J. L. Scudder, pastel in order to fix the amount to be Taher»aele Church in Jersey Cit, paid. preached one evcniug of "Ti ;`r.. Relation of Amusements to ti Then again the nnnther of di, Church." Among other things 1 Y,y vorced women who ro•inarry would said :- ''p indicate that, though they have •ophe Bible e,lys there is a rev found marriage a failure, the exception but proves the rule that in lieavlm, and I firmly believe til there in success anti bliss in it if there will bn swimming and yach ing there.' We will tido on hors persistently followed up. Which bHch these too." - `: ;.`'. propositions• is e9tabl•ishod by tile. Chicago Tribune showings -what be- To this a•. correspondent object comes of divorced womou. A Can it be possible that any clerg vast field of unexplored territory is conn could give ufteraece to am; '( opened by the question. Just as thing so absurd, 'not to say sac; mules are. supposed to seek for their legions 7 And, what is still mo death some spot. where tri Pyt+ can difficult to believe could a con re g g' behold them, so divorced women, tion notcomposed entirely of id-io once divorced, are believed to with, calmly listen to such twaddle 7 draw to some nlystorious limbo in The Rev. J. L. Sctiader, by sit( whichthe rest of their lives is spent rambling talk,grossly iusults,Chris GREAT a REDUCTION • Prices. � �lll WIII Having contracted, for SEVERAL. HUNDRED DOLLARS WORTH of Stoves at a Bapgain ! we are in a p,sitiun to sell Stoves CHEAPER THAN EVER. The Stoves Pre b„uhht anti the Stoves M UST ICE SOLD, so call and got Prices before puralimiug. If you want to have COMFORT in your house and to SAVE 'MONEY in FUEL, get one of our NEW GEM FURNACES, CROSS UUT SAWS, AXES, COW CHAINS, away Clown in price. 1W See our NEW EMBOSSED STOVE PIPES. '.I`ry our PARLOR LIGHT COAL OIL, it is a No. 1 an•1 same price as common oil. Harland Bros., Apert -St., Clinton. - hj iutelligente, "'and sweet .religion ing, tied ti►.e large plhce R has in our Alto a ibapsfidy of words." It industritil eco.Domy, bespeak a con- wimming, .. yachting. horseback ditio) of things favorable to the ,Brig" are uu)ong the enjoymetlts -future prosperity and progress of the brstioo Altaic, wily not horse tile coo utry. " oing, walking matches, Sold other Uphappiiy, a future aaalyeis of rporeal amusements? St. Paul. out dairy exportR will greatly rYieJ- ila us Ifthlare are celestial bodies ify tiny self congratulations. While Id bodies terrestrial ; but„t'h.egloky in a general splendid expansion Hnd the celestial is one, and tit" glory rapid growth of our exports, our the terrestrial in another. So dairy products,as a whole, have kept so ia;the resurrection of the dead. pace with the ruolit important of our is sown a natural body and other exports, one of these dairy pros deed a spiritual body. There ducts has been steadily falling behind a natural body, and there is a in a most marked degree. The years tiritual body. Now;. this I say, 1872 to. 1887, which increased our •ethren, that flesh and blood can. total exports from 61 to 78 million It inherit the kingatim of God; dollars, or 22 per cent, increased either doth oort uptiou inherit it)- our cheese and butter exports from irruption." $5,500,000 to $8,000,000, or 48 per It would he a novel sight, indeed, cent ; while our butter exports, iw- , see the Rev. J. L. Scudder Rtead- of allowing their share of in- (witnnling .and riding oil horse, crease, Save actually fallen off from Ick." divested of. the sublunary three and a half millions to one mcomitanta of flesh anti blood, million dollars, or no less than 73 id yet that lsjust what this learn- per cent. ! It, of costae, follows I theologue would have his hearers that the exports of cheese roust have :,Novo, had an almost phenomenal expans• Nubora staggered into the OffCt' ton, iu order to have given the com- "It is notorious in Rave the 1?61iy- biped exports so good a Showing as PUS Herald (Congregational), they have made. And theactual in, that it is the weakness of Con- crease of our cheese exports have, regationalism that it provides uu indeed, Itemi Something striking, ery good methods for bringing the From less than two willion dollars tiuf+tars slid churches into fellow, in 1872, they have grown to over lip. knowledge, and acquaintalice seven million dollars in 1887, an ith each other. Wo, find in tilt- expatlsint, of about 286• per cent, ! Iethodist Church and amort the In view of our natural advent. 1piscopaliand a power appertulaling ages, the genius of our people, what )a bishop. These church organiza- has already been attained, still an ous have their advantagos.", awakened disposition throughout out upoh tine Htreeet. He seemed' .out the country to make greater pro - A HUMAN FUNNEL gross, there is surely reason to, hope In an article properly characteriz• ` fo"ho dairy industry ill Cauada lg and severeely rehukinti the tale.- A GRAND FUTURE. earer,the Watchman (Baptist) uses W. H. LYNCH. his story as an illustration :.r".A 'minister, Danville, P. Q. Bacon 'went .to his and Nov. 24, 1888. rofessing to speak the sentiments W. II Storey, of Storey & Son, prominent glovemnnuhtcturersof Acton, Ont., cured by f the congregation,. began to, coin•— -- lain of his style of preaching. 'I DON'T BUY FRO3I PE D- o'not say these things for myself,' DLERS. e added; 'I a ki not at all dissatis- Chrohlc BrottchitisandAathrna Cured ed, but the people are very uneasy, (fhatherw'ah• io Toronto Labor Reformer.) have nd I am afraid we shall h 1., „ going f• O I salt Odd Intl I m ;,otn� t l todble.' 'Howie it,' inquired the' entirely economic this week, and`( ,actor, 'that you hear all these coil- have a suggestion to give you which Taints 7 No other member of tor, may ho of much practical ituport, hurch seems to lit; so familiar with once. Don't buy goods front tho hem as you are.' 'O,'said the dea- silver plate faitir. With increased on, 'they all,know. that I am on production of wealth the people be- erfns of intimacy with you, and gin to obtain afore --of the comforts Rey snake me a funnel into which and elegancies of life, and what more hey pour everything they wish you natural when a nice, mannered o hear-' 'Yes,' replied the pastor, young man coules to your door hold• and it is becauaH you are a funnel ing a beautiful and enticing cruet' list they use you as sucli.' stand or calve basket in Ilia hand and _ protests that .be in sacrificing it, and (Copyrighted.) will take a small-payul6nt 'oil the Canada at DitlryiR- Country article at first and the., balance in ,,local option." Kill all the snakes weeklyinstalments ; what more Published by permission of the Author.) natural, I say, than that the good 'In 1887 our agricultural exports wife should fall a prey to the seduc, I -mounted to more than half of, the tiveness of the polished eil'ver and otal exports. The industry which, the equally polished rascal, and buy by virtue, of exports, is second in the Shining deception. But never- mpuritnce is Chat of Lhe forest, and tbeless, don't buy •fr8m the jewelry she exports of the ]at were less and silver plate fakir. And the way hat half tbose of the field. In I'11180 positive in•ntyadvioe is because Quad millions of dollars, our total I've roomed with him -in my board- ;xports, iu 1887, were as follows : int; house and know a few of his Phe field......................$41,000,000 tricks. About a week ago when I Flic forest ..................... 0,000,000 came home my room mate,the fakir, Fisheries ....................... 7,000,000 wag hunting all over the room, and Vines ........................... 4,000,000 before I could sit (town. "Gather. Manufactures ................ 3,0.)3,000 away,'. said lie, "have you any soft Furs ... ...r ............... ... 200,000 tistine limper? Y6u see; it's this way; Miscellaneous ..... .......... 1,000,000 I lied an order for a half dozen good Tots, l .................... $78,000,0:)0 knives and forks (he is an agent for Ili this classification I have made one of the regular weekly payment I departure from that of the trade stores) and I happened to drop into, Ind navigation tables. In the the cheap Jack auctioner's plane Oil `field" (a"rieulture) I have included the road honte ; lie was sellinty a I "animals and their products," ex- kind of snide line of tile, goods R. ,ept "furs," which I have classified gut oil `to this half dozen and picked separately them up for a dollar. eighty. He These figures, striking us they are, held up to my view one of the knives which he had been • indust - Io not fully express the relative im" riously polishing on the leg of his portance of agriculture, Among pants and continued with a satisfied the considerations which emphasize grin, "I will get about $9 for these that expression are the following:- goods, a first instaltnerit of three 1. The forest productd exported are dollars, the balance in payments more nearly in a raw state, like of twenty fivu cents a week, Its deals, planks, etc., and do not repro- Hn awful piece of humbug, you dent the employment afforded that know, but the peoples- want fo be field products -do, the litter includ• humbugged and are, willing to •pity nils such products as Cattle., cheese, 'flandsomoly for bring humbugged butter, grain, etc. '(2.) Forest pro and are quite ah,rry if they aren't ducts belong only to the naw phase humbugged. Well, they don't nerd of the country, and must wane with to be angry at tue anyway, I'do my its development, while+the field isand n best to humbug there, and veer the present backbone. future fakir carefully wrapped t promise of the cuuntr and ourtile"knivesp y + all(] forks in soparrte pieC@a Of tiaRue highest prosperity in the future will paper and neatly turned in the endo, be continent upon its brat esti sou- making a parcel with an appearance tinuous expansion and improvement, which alone was worth some, money. which both 'are possible. No, lie, isn't always successful, but Now, an analysis of the exports it is only the exception which proves of our most important and valuable the rule, 'when he gets left. I agricultural resources will show remember a case last week. Ha there 'is one special branch of the had an order for a gold chain to Ile industry which overtops the other delivered to a "lady"in St. John'R branches, even as agriculture itself Ward. So hi'- caller) in to the Yongo stands- higher than ours other re- street auctioneer all(] bought simrces. We exported in 1887 in one for forty e(ntts. He round million dollars .- took it, to his customer and got a Cheese and butter .......... $ 8,000,000 brat payment (in the price -eight Horned cattle ................ 61000,000 Barley 5,0$0,000 dollars -he wanted fr,r it, but when ........................... he called for the second instalment Wheat ........................... 4,000,000 Peas ............................. 2,000,000 he was told in n forcible manner to Flour ............................ 2,00;),000 leave, andthe chain was thrown out Horses ........................• 21(100,000 after him. Picking up the cause of Eggs ............ ,..... (nearly) 21090,003 his tuistortutie, my friend discover - Sundries ........................ 1(1,000,000 ed that he himself had been taken anti what lie held bought for a fetal.........' ............... $41,000,000tit, brass chaitf, washed With gold, was Tile dairyezportH here stand only a steel one, (lipped in a solu- highest of all. Indeed, they exceed- tion and worth about' 15 ets. "You ed our combined exports of sheep, tee a loan can't always have thesatne fruit, bacon, hay, oats, hides, pole- lack," regretfully murmured the toes and wool ! They are, nearly 20 faitir ; if he aid Ile would be like the per cent. of all the Hgricultura.l ex- old Iraolitigh king who waxed fie ports, and over 10 per cent of our and kicked." I will tell you some total exports ! more about him again, but i. think The manifest advantages of dairy you have learnerl enough to accept GREAT a REDUCTION • Prices. � �lll WIII Having contracted, for SEVERAL. HUNDRED DOLLARS WORTH of Stoves at a Bapgain ! we are in a p,sitiun to sell Stoves CHEAPER THAN EVER. The Stoves Pre b„uhht anti the Stoves M UST ICE SOLD, so call and got Prices before puralimiug. If you want to have COMFORT in your house and to SAVE 'MONEY in FUEL, get one of our NEW GEM FURNACES, CROSS UUT SAWS, AXES, COW CHAINS, away Clown in price. 1W See our NEW EMBOSSED STOVE PIPES. '.I`ry our PARLOR LIGHT COAL OIL, it is a No. 1 an•1 same price as common oil. Harland Bros., Apert -St., Clinton. - my advice: "Don't I,u from the t - -' silverware and jewellry ft-hir. - a my advice: "Don't I,u from the t - -' silverware and jewellry ft-hir. Illl WITH BOWIE KNIVES. AN ALABAMA DOCTOR AND A LAWYER FIGHT TO THE DEATH. v- t t a Some Little st-o Dr. Rubnrt Nuhors, - • _ of Alabama employed W. W. Short- ridge, n lawyer, to collect claims —x-�. '' �G against d.linquant puUruta. Tile a returns wens' not satisfactory,mol 016. mese evils(( T ke - tiriHlTy" : •, C�'/4 `�+ (� :.• it ? r,, quant y i? �„ fight with bowie knives agreed to h t r^' ti, ;, 0 11 t ►,.,; f' d ft<+ �i in a darkened room jest Off the ileo, 1}.•�.�-.�.�_!i..-,!�,,�;„.�.- �� • Ly _.�_._., H tura ofiit e. Removi'n their, coats0- 1, $ ; , '. and sloes the wan entered the room and fought blindly Pilin desperately for nearly tell minutes. 801110 ,moi neighbors broke the door open aid Nubora staggered into the OffCt' Aroploarr-at tot ::a. with blood streaming front a dozon Pnz. t:: o. :, ,•. � :•, e•- ti, rtr:xal gashes is his.face and breast, and' dmtroycr coir 1, - n:,:::: (._.:,1. n or without saying a word he rushed - ng a g(th down tile stairs still 'Lying knife in his hand. 'Lying upon ties ■ LN WASHINGTON, floor was, Shortridge. His bund had Throat~ apd Lttllt: Stir-cou, of e hell 'ir- a arf r boon fearful mann , 'Toronto. The arteries of Ilia neck had been Severt,d, one rye had been gouged will be at the ou.t and his hands had been cut so terril,ly that t• e, fingers hung only., { ftat��bury House by, the teudone. ' The mgn,.was dead. -Nubors, after leaving the office, ran CLINTON. out upoh tine Htreeet. He seemed' .out be crazed with pain, ant] stagger 21I ed wildly along the street until lie reached a store, where Albert 6NOVEMBER Forenoon. ' Keenan, a negro, stood in the -door- A few of the hundrede eared by DR.. way. Without saying, a word WASiIINGTON7S New Method Of Irthalatiorl Nubors rushed. tit KHrnan and struck at him with the knife. The W. II Storey, of Storey & Son, prominent glovemnnuhtcturersof Acton, Ont., cured by negro dealt hint a terrible blow upoll ..Dr. Washington of catarrh of the throat, bad form, and pronounced incurable by eminent the head, ant], leaping over his body, speehtlists in ran:tda and England. Write him ran•ifito elle street an& disappeared. ter-pmrtteulars. - I Nubors never regained cotISCIOUn- Chrohlc BrottchitisandAathrna Cured ness. Doth bodies'were burie'(1.-next I An English Church Clcrg>,inan speaks, day, the funerals bring lar;;ely• at, Rectory, ContN'all. Mit Da. WASHtxoroN.- tetided. DaAR Ste, -I run ghtd to be, able to inform you thin our daughter in quite well agnin. As this is - --+ the secur,d time she has been eared of grave bronchial troubles tinder h•onr treatment, when AS YOU LIKE IT. the usual rmneditw failed, I write to express my gratitudC. Please'accept my sincere thanks. —Twenty-five snakes runnilt .�'- ii Yours truly, C•n.PETr1T. Mrs Jno :11cKoh•y, Kingston, Ont., Catarrh and throu"li the street -that's "free „ Whiskey. Twenty-five snakes gathi Consumption. John McKcn,, 1(ingston, Ont, Cat,irrh. Sir A Hopping, Kingston, Ont, Broncho Cousump- ered in a box, in which 25 holes at tion. Mr. M.. Scott, Kingston, Ont, Catarrh, head and made by the" authority of the court throat. -that's "low license. ' Ten of the -that's Mrs Jno Bertram, Harrowsmith, Ont, nem• King- Catarrh, throat. holes are closed, anti therauakes all MissVaryA stuniho::rg,Centreville, OnL,.Anrrh r get out through the fifteen -that s hcadand throat. James Slathcws, P. Master; Acton, Ont. "high,liconse." Drive ell the auak(a A ElFlah, Corns Furnishing, Belleville, Catarrh over to.. the next village --that's throat. ,john Phippeu, P: 0. Smitlhurst, Ont, (nearSapa- ,,local option." Kill all the snakes see), Catarrh hand and throat. Bad vas, -that's prohibition. , -Overheard on a railway train- Q A -`Do you know old Duseuberry7' 0 N U• IC u a En U li=-'1H be aii old widower with four mdrriageable ditughters, who W C�j U 0 a are always trying to flirt with the � t.� a men 7' �1 f""� (J m 'Yes that's the plait • but he is A C+i '.. Z o 0 01=4 worse flirt than his girls. He has 04 p m offered Ilia heart and hand to half tr �•+ p bA >.. �0/ � &.4 w dozen different woman, but they jilted W � .n W oo a'� "o havw all him.' 1J t.. c1d ^- N "Well what about hinl7" `" ,��.Fi h'''i A A" 8 ',There is a good joke about him, N O 3 0 Everybody is laughing at it.' 0 ,'� Qr b 'Let's Lave it.' til y-+ b /� r�r�� Z o U O CL ser, after the old re. CLI rA .'Well,'you probates had been sapked half a dozen tinu•g, it occurred to hint to advertise in tine IVva�ld fm- a wife. 14is advertisement was to the effect `111-1'CURE that he was in his best years;, had anllrle property, and desired to marry a young and accomplished lady, etc, etc, I1�: also requested ' those ladies who demited to compete, FITS. so to speak, to enclose their photo- I graphs.' 'Did any bf them bite 7' When I say Coneidonot mean merelyta 'Oh, yrs ; he got four answers itop them for a time, and then have them ra, :urn again. I MEAN A RADICAL OUR& next (lay each one ,enclosing ,a Ihave madeAhe disease of photograph.' , Fusit.EPILEPSYor ,Well, is he going to marry any ' ]FALLING SICKNESS, of them 7' 'Hardly, for when he Opened the tt,ltfolongstudg. I WAiinnxmmyremedy to Mum the wors eases. Because others have letters and lancer) at the hoto� g P falledisnoreason fornotnowroceivinj� neuro Send at once for a treatise and aFBEE BOTTLI graphs lie, almost Swooned away, Of m INFALLIBLE, REMEDY. hive EX Tess pnd Post Offlee. It costa yortnotbing toe e for the photographs wero triose of trial, and it will cure you. ,Andress Ilia own daughters. They say he is Dr H. q'. ROOT. 8T Yonre St., Toronto, Ont, cured of his matrimonial aspirations.' to A dt� '4144: -- u.•aa:C,-. v. WY. tWYk,.�YIIiIQ. "iCi'= — u,� R ^.•.1•• ei':L� �'l P� _