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THURSDAY, IVIARCH 7th, 3918.
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What Russia really needed was not a
Trotsky, but a standpatsky.
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March came in like 'a lamb, and we
'would like to see it go out the same.
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William, Jennings Bryan's reception at
the ternperance convention in Toronto
Jest week was unfortunate but not sur -
Prising. ,
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The Government's popular majority
over the official opposition alone is 326,-
008. Ontario's vote for Union Govern-
ment was 510,241 and against 208,218.
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EARLY CLOSING
No movement can be more beneficial to
the young manhood and womanhood of
Canada than this as applied to the
store -keeping classes, Being behind the
counter when others are free has been and
is the curse of • store keeping. It has
helped to nulify and stunt the'inerchants
interest' in community life, and instead of
being a mighty influence for good in
society, they become its slave.
Prom the owner of the store down to
the boy, intelligence, quick action and
strict integrity are needed at every turn.
If you want to get the best out of the
boys and girls behind our counters, every-
thing should be done to elevate the busi-
ness.
Our Wingham merchants are only fol-
lowing the lead of larger centres and big
progressive men and women,
N'savipa of life's. energy -a big saving
both directly and indirectly of light and
luet-ea...more nnited andbetterfamily life
will be the first results, We believe these
things are of Very gre,atiinportance.
wig the. ladies st5f •Wirigliam and the
surrounding country helP, to Make them
easy.of attaininelit, • ' •
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Town" Council -Reports
The Advance's aim in reporting pro-
ceediegs of the town council each month
teplace before the ratepayers things as
they actually occur. .
On printing such reports we would not
tolerate -for a moment any personal friend-
ship that might exist between any mem-
ber of the council and the editor of the
Advance' -
Opinions wilt vary so long as 'this old ,
world continuesto rotate-ancl if we take
exception to the action of any particular
councillor, or,group ofeouncillors, on any
issue, we ask. the gentlemen se opposed
to conSidei first -and• always that . we are
ixt the neWSpaper buSiness to serve the
public to the best of .our ability.
• . Opinioes, We repeat, vary, and while it
Is not a pfeasnre to sprinkle Cold water on
the remarks of a friend, we will at all
times, criticiee in as gentlemanly and im-
partial a manner as possible.
We feel it our duty when Council ac-
-Lion invites criticism to pass it out, and
whether it be favorable or otherwise it is
- enerely the opinion of the Advance, the
Sitnation may by: .such that we stand
alone, but whatever the verdict as re-
gards this point, undoubtedly some good
will result from our effort.
The town's business is the business of
every ratepayer, and in their absence the
local press should convey through itstol-
urnns the reports of the proceedings in as
true a forrn at; possible. '
CREAM
WANTED
Our service is prompt and remittance
. sure,
Our prices are the highest on the
market consittent with honest testing
Ship your cream "direct" to us and
save an ageet's commission. Tbe
commissien conies out of the producer.
•The more it cost to get the cream to
its destination the less the producer is
sure ta get.
We supply cans, pay all express
cbarges and remit twice a month.
Write for prices and cans.
By NUS Hortense Yetest
cbt, i1 Wow. 1406i;
Tit w7nete00,
"Mies Hertensfe Tette,
"Raynor College, llaynortoven.
"Have et last sold businese to great
advantage. HIM) sublet apartment
here to Colin Dare, end will epend
the Winter in travel. Will spend
Thanksgiving 'with Ton at Raynor.
Love from father."
Thi e was the telegram that Mr.
Yates wrote a week before Thanksgiv-
ing. jinit couldn't bell It down to
ten words, mamma," he said to his
wife fie he read It 'But the time's
come when we can be a little lavish,
now we've retired."
"Hortense certainly will be surprised
*--Poor girl," answered Mrs, Tates.
"She 'couldn't afford to come home
for the short holidays. Something in
her letters sounds as if she thought
yen had been feeling hard times -
that's why she didn't spend the money,
When she learns what a wonderful
disposal you have made a your bust -
nese, won't she be surprleed?"
"She'd be more surprised if she
didn't get the telegram."
"You don't mean, papa, that you"
just go out and surprise her? Well,
what a wonderful idea I"
"Mr. Henry Yates, 701 West Ninety-
ninth street, New York city: Have
earned a little money tutoring, and
have decided to come home Thanks-
giving. Love, Hortense."
Hortense struck her pencil through
a word here and there to get her tele-
gram down to ten words, and then
paused, with the pencil in mid-air.
"They would be a lot more surprised
if I didn't send the telegram," she re-
flected. "What a wonderful idea I"
As an aid in effecting a perfect sur -
rise, Hortense rejoiced that she had
in her possession a latch key for the
small city apartment, where her moth-
er and father bad made their home
since four years before she first flitted
off to College. She arrived at three
o'clock the afternoon before Thanks-
giving, and, suitcase in .hand, passed
quickly by elevator attendants to her
parents' apartment on the second floor.
It was not surprising to her that nO
one was home. Wednesday was her
mother's club afternoon, and she some-
times remained out all afternoon, end
then met her hnsband downtown for
dinner. Hortense hoped this was to
be the case this afternoon, for then
he would have more time for perfect-
ing the plans that she had in mind.
Hortense found her little chintz -
trimmed bedroom in immaculate at-
tire, and, having quickly slipped on
a comfortable house dress, relied up
her sleeves and donned an apron, she
hurried out to the kitchen.
Down on her knees before the 'ice
box, she opened the door and sniffed
end peered curiously into its interior.
"Poor, old mumsy," she said to her -
emit as she beheld a meager broiling
chicken, a few apples and onions and
a small measure of potatoes. "Times
have been hard with dad, and she
didn't even have -a turkey."
Hortense recalled that her mother
had written, soine time before, saying
that they "expected to have a quiet
little dinner together on Thanksgle-
but she thought that her hearty
young mother end father had planned
to feast off a ghee squablike broiler
brought tears to Hortense' s deep blue
eyes. 4
She vounted her money carefully,
folded her return -trip ticket and a
few new dollar bills into a little purse
that she putfor safe -keeping and be-
yond the temptation of green grocer
or butcher, in a little ,pocket beneath
the !olds of her bodice, and then count-
ed out $5 besides. "That'll get some
sort of, spread," she said, "if I go to
the inexpensive places and make good
bargains." She found an empty mar-
ket basket, and having put her coat
and hat on, slipped her arm into the
basket and sallied fertile
It was as Hortense supposed. Her
mother and father did not return for
dinner, and she worked interruptedly
on at cranberry sauce and a small
pumpkin pie till long after dark. The
Nast was not to be a large one, but
Hortense was a deliberate sort of
cook, and so busy was she avIth mi-
litary preparations that .she did not
take time to sit down or even to en-
ter the living rooms, of the apartment
or her father's and mother's bedroom.
If she had, she would have seen ob-
jects that would have disturbed the
serenity of her plans. As she had re-
placed the broiler with a tuekey for
the Thanksgiving dinner, the satisfied
her ow ie appetite -now well developed,
after all her many -activities -on half
of the broiler, and another tear atele
into her eye as she reflected that this
small bird lied beeil intended to stay
the Thanksgiving ardor of her pa-
rents.
When the living -room clock struci
ten Hortense concluded that her moth-
er and father had determined to stay
downtown to the theater nn lee] been
their custom before. 'Poor there,"
ehe murmured. "It Is probably only a
dicey movie ,show." Worn by her
travel and her exertions she deter -
Mined to go to bed, but first she wrote
a little note which, evithont taking the,
trouble to turn en the light in her
parents' bedroom, She pinned to a pin-
.
cushion on the bureau there. It said:
Seaforth Creamery Cos can't guess then look In the kitchen
'Thiess what has happened. If yen
refrigerator and if that &met tell
SettfOrtili 011to you, peep into the little bedroom and
FARM FOR SALE
vre, offer this week, for quick sale
fine &MI of 110 acres, with brick
veneered house (new), large bank
barn with cement *tablet), Sill In
good order, only a mile from
sehoole *tad churthes, and within
miles of three good market*,
Good wells, orchard and paint
and Situated on well travelled read,
*am or going Wait and will give a
enep II told this meth,
Rltchie & Comas
onterte
aee 'who' there."
This was the note that Colin Dares
old bachelor friend of the Yates', found
on the pineushion when he returned to
his room at eleven after an espeelally
trying evening spent with a client in
his law offices. The handwriting was
unfamiliar to him and there was noth-
ing for him to do but to follow the in.
etructiotat of the bete. Ite looked at
the beautifully filled larder and, still
In doubt, peeped Into the little bed-
room that, for aught he krieW, had not
been fondled :dace the original tenants
a the apartment hied left a week bee,
fore. He softly opened just enough
of the door to tee tiorteriseet tumbled
curls on the pilloW and then withdrew
as Coney as het had tipproadised, per.
plexed with whet Was an extremely
clifilesit elution to solve. It was
Hortense -theft earls could be tiel
ernea ebree-aud the *honest Ware that
dra IP kill tean into
We awoke to leara that he had al-
1ewe(1 her to remain there all night.
SO euro was he that he ought not
to allow her to sleep peacerully on
that, he tried to louigine his hest
method of proeedure in waking ker.
But this seemed so much more dim
eult than the task of simply letting
tier sleep that he faltered and on
retired to his OW11 room. tie intended
to stay awake all night so that lie
might be prepared to relieve her dis-
tress when she discovered that her
parents were not in the apartment.
But toward daylight he Tell asleep
In his dressing room gown on the
lounge in his bedroom and slept so
soundly that only the tempting aroma
of coffee and browned muffins, wafted
from the kitchen window throegli the
court into his OWL) bedroom, waked
him..
It Was a perfectly shaven, serene,
looking, eaint-eyed young lawyer who
preseuted himself at the kitchen door
) a half hour later, and Was all but
caught in the embrace of the very
much agitated Hortense, not from the
oven and the muffins.
"Oh, I thought you were father,"
she gasped, and then leaned back, lirep
and confueed, against the kite's= cup-
board.
The only thing to do was to eat
breakfast, and after that the only thing
to do seemed to be to spend Thanks-
giving day together and feast upon
the good things that Hortense had
prepared, There were meanwhile
nahny explanations and much discus -
Sten of what should be donenext.
Colin Dare, though he recalled Hor-
tense as a very disdainful little girl,
whom, four years ago, he was in good
way of being in love with if she had
e 'permitted it, regarded her now as, a,
sort of Thanksgiving angel, the per-
sonification of bounty and good cook-
ing. He 'had hoped -to keep house with
a Jap chef, but four within a week had
proved either thieves or fools, so he
had despaired. The broiler, he ex-
plained, was left from the order of
the one that had left the previous
morning.
"Once, you know, a girl would
have thought lier reputation had been
compromised just because she had ac-
cidentally stayed in the same apart-
ment with it man all night," Colin
told Hortense. "I am glad you didn't
look on it in that light."
Hortense assured him that she was
far too op -to -date for such foolish -
noes. "Still," she said, "mother is a
little old-fashioned. Of conrte, I'll take
a train back tonight and tell her
Just what happened. I wonder what
girl would have done when mother
was young when she found herself in
just this situation."
• "She would have felt that she had
to, accept the man in the.question as
her husband 'whether she wanted to
or not," pronounced Colin with lawyer -
like conclusloo. "That is why Pm
glad you are a girl of today. If yen
should' ever consent to be my wife I
want ,to know it is because you care
for me.", .
By eight that night Hortense and
Colin were on their way to meet Hor-
tense's parents in Raynortown wlaere
they lied been wired to await Hor-
tense. Somehow in that Thanksgiving
afternoon Colin had wooed and won
the disdainful little girl he had once
almost loved and they felt that the
'Theniregiving =prises were not com-
plete till they had both together craved
the parental blessing.
. .
Too Much to Endure.
."I saw Iteggle"yesterday," said one
ehorus girl to a second row girl when
!they met on Broediva.y, "and he's all
3roken up over your turning him
lown." "I don't care," came the
easel, reply. "Ile can die if he wants
o. .I ain't going into no matrImonial
venture with an alienation enemy, or
whateveryou call it. I warned Reg -
;le that I'd put the skids to him be-
muse he Was afraid to enlist, so to
win me over he gives me a mesh bag.
A.nd what do j,on suppose I find print-
ed on the inside of the clasp? Ger-
man silver. Can you beat it?"
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What Did She Mean?
Congressman Elect Bill Smith
wants me to get him a job -says that
he voted for me.
Wife -And how can such a belied
head expect to hold down a job1
Hot Times,
"These times are making it Watill
for the motoristo."
"!es; they are either getting fella"'
ed by the public or 'torching than14
selves." go s ongo and Charles Ste,
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TAT WINGHAM ADVANCE
MEN AND WOMEN
TO EARN MORE
MONEY
The 1110,t powerful. single influence in
greater nrotinelion, and coneequently
itts9 r earning power, is the energy
of the worker.
To work his or her best, the worker
lutist be in possession of perfect health.
So many who start the day's work with
full vigor, tire as the day's work goes
on and are fOreed to make frequent
stops to relieve an aching back.
This backache is not due to the work,
but to defective kidney actien, and *ill
disappear if treatment with Can Pills is
reeorted to.
We have a number of testimonials on
Me from men who have had to give up
work on account of backache, thane-
tism, and the various ills :that follow
poor Kidney action. Gin Pills enabled
these people 'to resume steady work
again, with the vigor of youth and all
the happiness of unfettered, activity.
We will gladly send a free trial of Giu
Pills te, all who feel the need of this
tested remedy, or we urge yrit to buy
from your dealer on the strict under-
standing that your money will be
returned by us if Gin Pills fail to benefit
your particular case, accepting your
word on this. matter. Gin Pills are 50c.
a box or 6 boxes for $2.00, Write for
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the U.,S. address, Na-Drn-Co Lice 2.ta
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SYNOPSIS OF CANADIAN NORTH-
WEST LAND REGULATIONS
. The sole head -of a family, or any male over
18 years old who was at the commencement of
tho present war, and has since continued to be,
a British subject or a subject of an allied or nett -
•446.1•111.1401.41.-oli.i.k.
N1010PiliS OF LON° A00 THE VATE OP' BEM Int.
Winghain 15 Years Ago as Token from
TUB ADVANCE, February 19th, 1003
W,
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Mr Mulvey and family of Delmore,
have lecoine residents of our town,
to which we bid them a hearty wei-
come.
. A few weeks ago the Advance Made a
' note of the advancement of Roy P., son
of M Gordon ()Innen. , Last week we
received a letter from Roy, thanking us
for the kindly notice. We mention this
because ftbough it is the right thing to do).
it is so unusual. The Advance, has Spent
hours of time, writing and putting into
type thousands of such notices, yet if wo
! remember correctly, Roy is the first to
spend a two cent stamp to thank the edit-
or for the notice
One night last week, near the mid-
night hour, a man, while driving towards
Bluevale, drove on the railway track "Y"
and succeeded in getting his sleigh fast
between the rails After a vain endeavor
to get to the roaci again, he says he visited
every house near but no one would • yen-
- ture out to assist him. Ile came to town
and aroused Alex. MeNevin, who with. a
neighbor went to the rescue. they set the
belated traveller's vehicle free, and sent
him on his way rejoicing
George Fhippen's hounds got on the
traa of a fox on Wednesday of ast week,
and followed it from Jas. McGee's,
Whitechurch, thence 2:1, miles beyond
1Vlarnoch, where, on Thursday evening,
they drove it to its retreat io the ground.
From this, it was dug by two men, and it
proved to be a dandy One of the hounds
returned, and the other whichavas suppos-
'ed to have been lost., has been found.
Once on the track of the fox, they never
lest and Reynard will visit no more
barnyards this winter.
On Friday last an aged citizen, Mr. Jas.
Groves, passed to his long home. De-
ceased was born Octeber 13, 1819, in
'County Antrim, Ireland, where the family
had been iettlecl from times of Queen
Elizabeth Numerous members of the
family figured in the defence of London-
' derry, 16S9 (vide "Londonderry, Boyne,
Aughrim and Limerick") When quite
a young man, he came to Canada with
the other members of the family, and
settled in the neighborhood of Stirling
village, Hastings county
Air Alex Ross has disposed of hie
stationery and wall paper business to W. -
Cooper & Co. of -Clinton, retaining the
.express and telegraph parts of the besi-
ness; the offices for these will remain in
the same store, for the present at least,
A. T: Coeper of Clinton, was here on Sat-
urday in connection with the transfer, .
which has been conipleted and there -
cent purchasers are now in 'Possession.
Miss Cook, who has the reputation of
being an excellent saleslady; will have
charge of the Winghane store.
Cleriumis. Made Plans to Partitiol
Conquered rountrf.
The Belgian Government, at Sayre
has pnblieted a German secret doen
1310111 .obtskined by Ito agents. in which
tho purpose of Germany to destroy
lielgium as a political entity, 40Prive
it of value as a neutral buffer gate
and make it readily susceptible to
de-
clared, control from Berlin is cleatly des
Intimations of this purpose have
cone from varieus sources. It was
indieated in the efforts Med° by Gr:
many to promote a separatist Flew sh.
movement soon after Von Dissing set -
tied down to his work as an adman's.
trator.7*The fainous Flemieh 'Univer-
eity, with its subsidized professors,
that could never get enough students
to give each member of the faculty
a simultaneous audience of one, was
parAteocofrtdhiongplotot.
aoountent
now made r ublie, "dentate politieel
forst will be givz Plandere and the
fate of the Walloon- ',Ill be dee'd'
In the future"; in the emerivene,
imperial government decrees thal
every German must contribute toward
making ,possible the reconquering of
Flanders for pan -Germanism and the
standing of that country on Ger-
flinaal:.:s, side in the future to assure
the eafety of the empire% western
Obviously, tbe conquest here de-
manded is not the open conquest of
force. In other words, it Is not "an-
nexation by violence." Van Hertling
has righteously repudiated all idea
Belgium.0fsowiked a purpose in relation to
What is planned is the division of
Belgium. into two states — Flemish
and Walloon—the Flemish state to
, be the especial care of Germany,Tbe-
cause it carries the coast line, hp
. strength of Belgium thus destroyed
by dieunion, Germany Can trust eco-
- noraie and political pressure and in-
trigue to achieve the rest, Doubtless,
• she forallY fancies that by stirring
racial animoeity between Fleming and
Walloon she can create the chance to
buy the friendship and subserviency
• of the former.
In this, we do not doubt, she is
• mistaken. But it must be borne in
mind that site has already Aeliber
ately and systematically reduced Bel -
"glum to a condition so impoverished
and so utterly denuded of industrial
machinery that the little country, un-
less wholly ,liberated from Gorman
control. end influence and fully in-
demnified for her losses, must fall a
prey to the Kaiser's rapacity.
To G:ve Finland to Sweden..
The German Government OWes
large debt to Sweden. Tho Swenish
Government hsti acted as messenger
and spy for Germany. Under tbe
elope( of a sympathetic neutrality Swe-
den has been at Germany's censtant
SerViCe—for a price. Germany pro-
poses to pay the debt, after the Man-
ner of old-fashioned diplomacy, out
of the pocket of someone else.
Ilussia is ltelplese now, While C4e-
sacks are killink Bolsheviki Germany
may safely deal with her, as with
_cal:Ai-ye with b.ands tied. The Grand
Duchy of Finland lies next to Sweden,
its people hate Russia (with good
reasOn), the Swedes would like to
have them once more under their do-
minion, and there you ape.
The proposition that Germany,
which is as remote from Finland as
the United States, should undertake
to remove 4,000,000 people occupying
territory about twice that of Ontario
Nein Russia to Sweden, to pay for
services rendered is royal dealing in-
deed. It is the way of kings to dis-
pose or kingdoms as they fancy with-
out regard to the people conterned,
And yet the proposed shift of dove-
reignty is commendable.
The Finns are the most enlightened
people in the Rtissian dominion, They
have been subject to • Russia since
1809. By the treaty of annexation,
Alexander guaranteed the preserv-
ation of Finnish laws, constitution
and religion, a solemn pledge which
his suecessiers renewed, Nicholas
gave this pledge also and then broke :
it. The Finns were robbed of all 'sew-
ers given. theni and a systematic and
brutal campaign of Russofication be
gm The Finns hate the Russia= as
the Alsatians hate the Germans. They
would welcome deliverance, and as
they are not so placed that they can
maintain their independence — the
Finnish border is less than forty miles
Nem Petrograd—they would be satis-
fied to come again under the Swed-
ish crown. There they would haw) a
degree of autonomy their have no en-
joyed Tho fuogrhy ewaers .may, condemn,
fore, the high-handed method with
there -
which the Kaiser proposes to pay Swe-
dee. for doing his dirty business, there
dab. be aa dellbt of the historic justice
of it,
WOMEN TORTURED
Suffer terribly with corns because of
high heels but why care now
tral country, may homestead. a ?tarter section Women wear high heels which finckle
atcbewan or Alberta,. Applicant roust appear
in, person ab the Dominlen Lands Ageney or
of available Dominionland lab anitoba, Soak- -
up their toes and they suffer terribly from
corns. . Wome.n then proceed to tritn
these pests. seeking relief,. but they hardly
_ realize the terrible danger from' infeCtion.
. says a Cincinnati anthority.
, Corns an easily be lifted out with the
fingers if you will get from any drug store
a quarter of an ounce of a drug • called
freezone. This is sufficient to remove
every hard or soft corn dr callous from
ope's feet. You simply apply a few drops
directly upon 1 he tender, aching corn or
Callous, root and all, lifts Out without one
particle of pain.
This freezone is a sticky. substance
which dries in a moment. Tt just shrivels
up the corn without inflatiling or even ir-
ritating the surrounding tissue or skin.
Tell your wife about this.
.11bAgrtaZitl.:rvi?1.1'iocnta liintry by P"'
it
Dums-bix months residence upon and
cultivation of the land in each of three years.
In certain districts a homesteader nut, se-
cure an adjoininA quarter section as pre-emp-
tion, Price $3.00 ver acre. Dumms-Reside
Six months in eaeh of three years after earn -
inthomestead patent and cultivate 50 acres
4gra. May obtain pre-emption patent as soon
homestead patent on certain conditions,
A sether after obtaining homestead patent,
if h(lanendot heoene3tonsIteaaxrtemollion, may take a
Poo 4.00 por acre. Must reside six moas
ram districts,
in eaohof three years, cultivate 50 acres and
iiold'erFerivtr t3.1))0, g0o
Ornot house .
tint time of employ-
ment as farm laborers in Canada during 1017,
as residence duties under certain conditions.
When Dominion Lands aro advertised or
posted for entry, returned soldiers who have
served ovirserts and have been honorably- dis-
charged, receive ono day priority in applying
for entry at local Agent's Mee (hut not, Sub
Agency.) Discharge papers must be presented
to Agent.
W. W. Coity,
Deputy of the _Minister of the Interior.
N. 13$ - Unauthorized publications of this
advertisement will 110i, be paid for -1131.
ELLIOTT
ONE WAS A GRIT AND 'FHB
OTHER A TORY
. For years two farmers lived side by
side,
And the paper § stated after they died,
Toronto, does not ask for a better repots Lion
than it already possesses. 'We get rod!' ne That one was a Grit and the other a
igtirg gus"Iligeea°11:3TritiattitIAlirgi: Tory,
73i Yon t Y
CLEAN•swEEp SALE
OF EVERYTHING
I am selling off all my stock at and below cost.
Now is the time to buy anything you want in the
following lines:
Gents' Watches, Clocks, Rings, Silverware, Neck-
lets, Cutlery, Bracelet Watches, Cut Glass, Gents'
Chains, Ivory and Ebony Goods of all kinds, Tie
Pins, Brooches, Pennants, Earrings, Post Cards,
Everything must be sold rega;dless of cost.
A. U. KNOX
Jewe11r and Optician Phone 65
As if to be either was a passport to glory.
Inreligious matters they both agreed,
There was no difference in either illan's
creed.
But whennoit.tcanie to politics they bitterly
fought;
The command of the Lord, they heeded
it
That their interests were the same never
entered their head,
Or that by scheming politicians they
freely were bled; •
To them their party had the first call,
And what their paper printed they swal-
lowed it all.
At nothing whatever would either one
oni.lly
stop.
keep their party on top,
To further that object they resorted to
ticks
That are commonly used in politics.
They kept it up all the days of their life,
They seemed to delight in political strife.
And 11 was t3i) strange they never knew
They were playing into the hands -of a s
Who pfactItve'd them on the back and slyly r
s
Laid "sic", 0
Every time they pulled off some slippery
ti tele
And tohl them for being faithful, reward -
cd they'd he,
- But tiwy died and no reward did they
A
see.
Their neielibut.i laid them in the church- t
'yard to reet,
And their :burs may have gone to the
home of tbe blest, PI
nut 1 hese my rlreibts, for in the manekate
if p,k1
What would the Lord do with a Grit and /4
a Tory:
Conferred With Turks.
British and Turkish delegates-, who
have been conferring in regard to a
proposed exchange of prisoners, have
closed their negotiations after reaeh-
Ing what the British delegates de-
seribe as "a satisfactory arrange-
raent." The negotiatione provide not
only for the exchange of prisoners,
but atso for a complete inspection of
prime camps. Turkey has about ten
thousand 13ritish prisoners, mostly
Indians, while Great Britain has fifty
thousand Turks. It is expected that
the agreement will be immediately
ratified and within a few weeks the
ftret exchange Will be made on SWISS
SOIL 1,000 British invalid prisoners,
being exchanged for "1,500 Turks.
After this exchange there will be an
examination of all prisoners under
anew schedule ordisability by a miz.
ed commission. of Turkish and 33ritish
ar
doctors, this rangement doing away
with the delay incident to the employ..
Mont of neutral dOetore. The tiego.
tiationS With the Turke proved far
more satisfactory than the British
delegates had expected. The discus -
ions were conducted in a coneillatory
Writ on both tided. A number of
tleal)eljhleenid ernettrYrdingatretreaetrameaPf Waidree
iters hereafter.
MX WIFE'S STORY SUR
PRISES WINGIIAI
The following has surprised Wirighami
business man'e wee suffered trom dys
eplia and constipation for years. Al.
hough she dreted she was so bloated bar
'other; would got fit ONE SPOONFUL
ickthorn bark glycerine. ete.. as misted
Akierel.ka relieved her INSTANTLY-
reaake A1eler-1 kit empties, BOTH large
nct.rtatill inteetine it re ens ANY col,:
onselpailen, emir sitornaeh or gag and
neereiliehei It ham QUIGERST ace
ittri Cif tetysliting we ear Ohl* 31 W.
estalell!fie *Ur*"
nraday Mar. 7th 1918 its,
,„..i.mosammo."
Ficow We Car: Afford
To Do It.
The secret of our, success
with the Bachelor Suit found
in the turnover, We are con,
tent with a very small margin
of profit in order to be able
to sell' the
SUIT' $20.00
AT
"T• he Suit with the Guarantee,"
The profit on each iuit is,
small, but we can afford to
sio it because we sell such a
big quantity.
If you want a suit that
will wear aswell as it looks,
don't lose any time about
corning in here.
H. E. ISARD & CO,
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GUNNS LTD.
WEST TORONTO .
Do you
not pur-
pose en-
ri ching
your soil
for next
seas 0 n's
crop.
Order
now and
you will
be sureof
deliver y,
Cream, Butter, Eggs and Produce Wanted.
GUNNS LIMIT ED
E. H. Harrison, Branch Manager -
Phone 25 Wingham, Ont.
howwww.1/2 SNevegoadtOokr 11‘01"~AVisicsoad1/4^ 044001Sitihts
THE
PHONOGRAPH
which really sings.
EDISON
"The Phonograph with a Soar'
actually sings. It has stood beside Anna Case,
Giovanni Zenateno, Guido eiccolin.i, Arthur,
Middleton, Thomas Chalmers and a score of
other great artists; and has sung duets with
them, and then sung in comparison with them,
The musical critics of more than five hundred
newspapers concede in the columns of their own
papers, that it is only by watching the lips of the
artist standing before them, that they. can tell
m hailer it is the artist singing or The New Edison
singing,
We almost hope you will disbelieve what Wit
say—and tome to our store and make us prove our
statements. You will not be asked to buy. Wa
merely wish to prove that the New Edison Re*
Creation of music is alai'.
D.B