HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron News-Record, 1886-06-23, Page 3"SPERITS MADE PERFECIc.".'
The following is an original ser-,
tuon delivered many years ago by •
EE0onto Baptist 'meeker nick -
*lined "Doestieke:—
may say to you my breether-
. ing, that I am not an edeoted man,
ou' I am not one o' •them at bleeves
• Location ie necessary far a gospel
•Olinister, fur 1 Irleeve the Lard ett-•
(metes his preachers jest as he tVants
rem to' lie edeoated, an', although I
• say it that oughtn't to say it, yet in
the state, of IndiannYi what1 live:
there's uo mai as gilts a bigger con-
gregatien nor what 1 gits.
• 'Thar may be -some here to-d.ay,
my breethering, as don't know what
persuesion I tun tiY. 'Well,. I may
say to you, my breethering, that I'm
a hardshell Baptist; Thais some
• folks as don't like the Hardshell
Ihiptiets, but I'd rather have a hard
• shell as 110 shell at all. You see me
here to -day, any breethering, drest
up in fine close; you inout think
Was Proud: but I am not proud, my
* breethering, and althaugh I've been
u preacher of the Gospel fur • twenty
• years, and. although I'm opting of
that fiat boat that lies at yure land -
I'm not proud my breethering.
"Pm not a gwine • ter tell you
edsackly whar my text may befonnd;
'6uffies it :to say, it's in the leds,of
the. Bible, an" you'll find it some:,
• whar 'ween the first chapter of the
book,. of • Generations and the last
• chapter of the book Revolutions,
•an' ef ; you'll go • an' •Isarch the
Scriptures as I have serail° 1 • the.
' • Scriptures, yeit'll ,not only find my
text thar, , but a groat many tither
tares as will do you good to read,
an' my tex,.when you shill find it,
•, you 'shill find it to.read thus
"'And he played on'a harp uv a thews.
anti stringx-LaaperitS or just Men •ninth)
heseck. " .
tex breethering, leads me tfi
.
speak uv (Tents. , 'STOW' thaeh a great
• many kinds of sprits in the ivorld
the fust place thar's the eiperits
as same folks dell ghosts and:then
0i:teethe operas uv teipinttinte and
then: Vitae's the sperits as sonic: folks
• still Iiqnor, an' I've got as good an
artickel of them kind of sperits on
.my flat boat • as ever was; fotched
down the. Mississippi river, but
• thar'e a great. manj. other kind of
'sprits, for tho.tex sez: 'He played
ou a harp uv •a thousand strings—
• sperits uv just men iriada perfeek.'
• •• "But I'll tell you the kiiid uv
operas
as isJnent in.thelex; it's fie
That is the kind Ofriperite,as is ment
the tex, niy breethringo.Now
times a great many kinds of fire in
'the wori.d. In the fustplace,
the cominon sort •uv fire yoU lite a•
• segar qr pipe with, and then.thees
cam -fire, Are before .3rtire reddy and
fall back, and many other kinds: us
•
• fire, for tho tex : • 'Re played on
• a harp uv a thOU-sabal strincts-
sperits of jfist men:made perfee;.'
"Bnt rn, tell you the kind uv fire
ment in the te3t, my breeth'iiiig
—it.s ho/Ifire/ au! that's the kind uv
• fire as' mat -fumy come
to, ef you don't do better nor what
• you have 'bin doin'4--for 'He played
011 11 harp ttv a. thou -sand strings—
• sPprits of just men make perfe01Lr
• "No*, the different sorts 'of fire
.
in the 'world may bo likened unto
different p ors mae o ;•,-tv C hristia n.
in the world. In- the fast place we
have Piscapalions; ati1 they area
• high an' a high-falutin' set,.
• on' -they, may be likened unto a
' key -buzzard, that .flies up into the'I
• air, an' ho• . goes up an' up, til he
• leoke, no ,bigger than •your finger
' nail, and the fnst thing you know,
• he cues down an' down, and clown,
and is a fillin' 111.mself on the ktirlt lasiv..
a dead hoss, by the side uv the
• read—and '1 -lo played Olf ft harp uv
1.14.04./.01411d ngg—dporits of just
/"• men made perfeck.' .
• "And, thar's the Malted's, and
they may be likened auto the squir-
• rel rennin' up. into a tree, for the
Methodis bleevtte in ovine On front
one degree uv grate to another; and
finally on to perfeekshrui, and the
sqltirrel goes up, and up and 'tip,
he Pimps front Ian" tolitn'
and branch to branch, and the.fust,
• thing you know he falls and down
• (quit* kerlluminux, aud like
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the Methedie, for they is alleys
fallin' from grace, ah And—.11e
played on the harp uv a thousand
sand stringe—sperite uv just men
made peefeek.'
"And thell, nry &earning, emelt
the 13aptists, ah 1 and they hey been
likened unto a possans on rsimion
tree, and the thunders may roll, and
the earth. may quake, but that pas -
saint dingo there, dal ahl And
you may shake one foot loose, and
the other's thar, an you may shake
8,11,feet . loose, and he laps his tail
around the lint' and he olings'"fur-
ever, f&e—tlie played on a herp uy
a thou sand strings—sperits of just
tnen made perfeek."
HE WAS ADMITTED..
Bill Wilberly a lawyer, made ap-
plication to jein the Ictaights .of
Lobar,
"They won't let you in, Wilber-
ly," someone remarked,• • .
"Whyl"
• . "Because you are a lawyer."
"That's against me, I admit, but
the master workman of the assembly
which I want to jein is a great
friend of mine, and will do any -
thin° to help me along."
Wiiborly• was admitted. Shortly
afterward, meeting the master work-
man •to,,ether with a• • nuts/bee of
other acquaintances Winerly eaid:
"John, did yon have much•tr011e•
•
ble in getting.me in?"
• "Not much." , .
"Objection* •were rafsed; of
emiree," said. Wilberly 0.1aucine, at
his'friends- •
".Yes'•
• sevenia mon liY�t d
objected' tn. you because you are a
lawyer.", • .
• ‘t'Hovi, did you quiet them 'P'
•
"Well, T says, says 1: 'Toys he
ain't lawyer enough to hurt, noth-
ing, jind they withdrevt their olnec-
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• ' Wilberly has withdraivnfrom the
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