The Huron News-Record, 1886-06-16, Page 3YOU CAN'T DENY IT, GIRLS. ally kind in hiding his blushes and A Mtowt4rr4 medical' work
--- favoring;his sly glances, The nytu- 1 FOR YOUNG & MIDDLE-AGED. MEN. LirE
Young lady,"your chief object in p'bs soon stowed' away, for there Oaaly 81 by Mail, Postpaid, •
life is now as it ever has and always were neither bustles to unhitch nor illustrative Sample Free .to All: -•�---'Fors--_._._
Will be, to .get married, Do tot corsets to unlace, when their malagma,
attempt to deny.it, It is a fact, and evidently very anxious not to sloth.
you. are right, Marriage is desirable, ei' her /guest, considerately relieved
even to be tevommonded. Here la himt f
our advice to y'oe on the subject :-' "Yon can unkiver now, stranger;
+� ,: ' r,t Marin, ` o s, and you ain't
you'll keep, and linprove by ago, afraid!. of Ino,1 reckon l" y,N t oil na Physical D PURSES,:'
•both mentally and physically. Do
The stranger happened to be
I)o not get in a Bush • take it cool ; I' d f lk
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ththaueted vttalit o •v s a e.
bility Premature Beel ine in Alan, %Tors of Youth
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tiers or excesses. A book fur every man, yotmg,
middle-aged and piQ« it contains 125 proscrip-
tions for all acute and ,;b ronle 4iseasoa, each 01
which is invaluable. So found by the Author,.
Whose experience toi"25 yeorsis.such as probably
never be,ore fell to the lot of any physician, 800
pages, hound in beautiful French Muslin, etnboss-
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work in every aquas than any other work 00111 In
this country for $2,50, or the money will be re•
funded in every instancq. Prise :only $1,00 by
mail, postpaid, 111nstratod Srample free to any
body. Send now, Gold medal awarded the author
by the National Medical Assoelotion, to the Pr�•e-
sident of which, the Hon. P, A Diesel', alId
associate odicers of the Board the reader is
respectfully referred.
• The Science of Life is Worth more to the young
and middle-aged men of this generation than alt
the gold mines of California and the silver mi',es.
of Nevada combined. -•S, !•'. Chrontetc.
rile Selenee,of Life points out the rocks and
quicksands on which the constitution and hopes
at many a yank man -have been fatally wrecked.
—Manchester rfit Tor,
TheSaionce of Life ,s of greater value than. all
the medical works published in this country for
the past 50 ycars.-.rl ttanf f Cmntituaan,
The Science of Life is a superb and mnasterty-
treatise on 'nervous an.l physical debility.
Detroit Free ,Press. •
There is no Member of soaisty to whom The
Science of Life. will not be useful, whether onth,
paront, uardinn, instructor sr clnrl ymanr-
drno,rait�:, .
Address •tae Peabody Afedical Insti'ute, or Dr..
Wit H. Parker, Np.. 4 13,uifinuh: Street, Boston,
Mass., who may lie consulted on all diseases re..
quiring skill and experience. Chronicend.obsti.n-
ate diseases that have baffled the skill of all other
physicians a specialty, • Sueh treaatedsuceeasfally
without au instance of failure. Mention Tun
Nsws-lisoonu,Clinton;Gut. Ss9 Y
not be afraid. to refuse the first two
or three- offers, i£ you Have any "married folks" himself; he tinkly-
iluatbts as to'. Your future happiness' erect and turned his back with true
3 pl connubial indifference, as far as the
Letter die au old maid than to marry
ancient lady was concerned ? but
ii3coundrel. When you have gotten with regard to the "gals," he deolar-
}1o1c1 _ of ri. young man that rvoulcl ed that his half -raised curiosity, in -
marry you for your own value; who
spired the most tormenting dreams
is endeavoring to raise himself from
of mermaids that he ever expert-
obscurity 4o character and influence, snood:
his own efforts close the 'bar, not by _;__
aid front his relatives, . but gain, A STIRLING MAN SPEAKING
throw yourself into his arms and E.NGL1SFI.
11 liilll *pal a'0 "his'n ii anfl h0 i•S
to � ,
"yonr`'n;" for snell a youug'man will
'neither bring yon 'nor himself to
poverty, want or disgrace. Do not
be afraid to start. poor, , either.
l\rork and advance together.. That
next to home-made bread, is•' half
the fun of the thing.
"RIVER -UT, UP, STRANGER, TILL_
TFIE GALS UNDRESS."
•
There is' a spot in the•sollthwes-
tern hart of. Arkansas known. hs the
"Fiery 'Fork of Hloney. Riiu-''-a
delicious locality, lie doubt, as the
a'un. of •l;ont'y is, of course, accom-
panied by a corresponding .flow .of
"milk," a mixture' of : mill; ' and
honey, .or at any ,rate, honey and
"Peach" is the evidence of eubleuiary
contontnient, every place where they.
have preaching. "Honey: Run " is
further 'Christianized by. the pre:
• solico .of • an... e ttremely Hospitable
thiuily, whose mansion, comprising
one' apartment, -neither more. nor
• less-is.noted. for being never': shut
-against 'alio ' traveler,, and so oar •
friend found it during the Chill
horning' .ail, at. the expenso: ;of a
ihenariatisnl •in hla slle,Uicler-its nu-
morons' unaffected. crsoks• ancl'spaces
'Clearly showed 'that.dropp.ing the
latch 'was' a. useless' formality: • • The.
,venerable host,ni'id hostess, iii their
orvu' apn? tnilont usually enjoy' the:
society"of two sons,. two daughters,
• ' sundry dogs, and."ias Many lodgers
17as may deem it jprudont to.risk the
somewhat 'equivocal' ani tinent of•
' • About twenty years ago, a gentle-
man -was paying' a visit. to a cousin,
married to. a Liverpool inechfant•of
some standing. The husband had
lately had a visit -from his aged
father, who formerly followed the
- occupation of • fanning in Stirling-
. shire, and who had probably never
been out of Scotland- before in }is •
n S o 1,
`life, The- son, finding his.•father
rather ..in the -way. in. his office, one
day .persuaded him to cross the ferry.
. over the Mersey.. and inspect the
harvesting, then in full operation,
ori;, the Cheshire side. Ort .landing
• he•approaehed n youngwoman reap-
ing 'with the sickle in a field 'of oats,
'when the followin ; dialogue ensued :
Farmer-"'Lassia,..are yaw aits
muckle bookit th' year .' • • • ' •
• .Reaper -"Sir 4:'
Farmer- L was- spiel in; •gi?f yep
aits'aref Muckle th'.year i" •
Reaper: (in atnazenaent)-"I reall
don't know wltat. you ,tiro . saying
SPECIAL N'OTaCEs.
I. wilt iun11 ('gum) tlio roque
• tai F L ES. fora sin,pic Vea*rAIS1 BALD,
that will Tonto% TAN, Fasolu.Es, PLMI'tSS trod.
• I3Leronts, leaving -the skin soft, clear and bcauti-
"fol; also instructions for producing; a luxuriant
growth of Hair un . a bald head of smooth face.
Address, including Se stump.111:N YANUEtbf lt'
CO., e0 Ani street, N.: Y. • 802y
t
TP: CONSUMPTES i
The advertiser having been permanently cured
ef'thattiread disease, Consumption, by a simple
remedy, is aualous to make known to his fellow-
suiTSrers the means of cure, To at6 who noire
it, he will send a copy of the' prescription used.
(mu), with the directions for preparing acid using'
the sauce, wh1, h they will Hnc1,-a sure Cunn for
COUO1iSi COLDS, CONSUMPTION, AaiTIiMA, lti,os C111T1y-
�o. Parties wishing the Prescription will please)
Nr address Rev.P. A. WILSON, 104 ;Penn.Streot,,
Witliinnsburgh'.N.. Y. • • 802y
sir in
Farmer (in egualastouishment)--
.."Gude-nave-u __-do ye no•undei
.stan' • plain English .2 Are-•
gaits-•=•nruckle=book it 2"
Reaper decamps to her neares
:•companions,!'saying thatwas a lead
man; .While '110 shouted-' in . ;rex
wrath : '
•"Whey were xieethino ease than..
a
:set o' i'gnorant•
.,pockpuddlns ".
•
�VIiY. THEY ATtf'; IIGNEST
l An Arizona. editor' rocontlyhsen
'postal cards. to all the pl•ontineu
MANHOOD
Restored. A gentiaMan halving 'innocently' cop•
treated the habit.of self-abuse ;in his youth,• *ma
.6e ognsequencc suffered all the horrors of Sexual
Incapacity, Lost Olanhood, Physical Decay Gen-
• oral Prostration, etc.. full, out-etsympathy .fer'
his fellow sufferers, snail free the recipe by which
he fi•as fluid) cured. , .Address in confidence. J.
W. PINIi•NEY, 4'L Cgdai St..'Nety York. ' SW
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sleeping. partners.. ,• citizens of;the pixie re uestium'tlxeni
h
O i the nif'ht in:.question our b
friend, after a H.eaity.suppel of limn zi r, e 3" . .
.nisi• ems and a .canvass of the'Fier 1�Ph e' you.' ori honest man
as ' Y Somo. of the replies ho 'ntiblis]lea`
Forkersthe old lady having porn , are curious: One anstvera < It mus
ed out his bed-=t'elt .,'t ery weary, b' because of ui3T darned cllssecl less,
and only looked for an.opportiinity I 1' di l 1`k b cli#ftirent'
a way s3 It . like
to Hive au, ansrvex 'to .:t''e questijon
oa e
to -"tuiii an " though. the mosquitoes'
;GIVES
GIVES . .
GIVES'
GIVI+:S
,1 OIU l�''EADZN c,-oa
1Vt0'iRE l,EADINCr° it
ZVIOJi 1tE A.DI NG," ii
ORE ' I•t.k 1vING u
" • f om other people.",Another -:says Z
'mole ttun et al kinds r ;
a 1n 1]tl s w all
d Ia
P - a" Q€ he is'hongst because he novor'bold 11e'FO1Z THE lCO1`)iY
•
•
and no -net appeared fo' bar the,M., "any".Pal ire 'iy.{fice . Another incl g- AE"%'OR ':1'HE MONEY
The• dogs -flung themselves s�l;, elle nantly answers.: "A'i hat d'ye take > POR '1 HI«1• MONEY
EY
• floor, •or again rose, restlessly, •and
'sought tlie'dogr. step * the of. plan'
stripped •
his share
Arlo •for=gin angel 2" Another sar-
•castically remarks : "I suppose you
unconsciously and sough•t 'are mein', -to shirt a .rnusenn'1 and are($
of the
l '"FOR .THE MONEY
1
SATCHELS,
�--*� Walls and. Ceilings Be : u t if
1 1 • It is .C1I> AP 1 Any ono can apply rt. St'perior to Kalsoniine t►ad lV luting.•
4J
'lRh. IT. TRY I•lf•• Only to be bal•fivfn-
abastine !
---;0:.-�-•-
bon't begirt Rouse Cleatiing without tt. It will make your"
HOMES PURE, BRIGHT, AND ` HAPP''
• ;.---AND YCI1It+--
'GODERiCH.
—7kfisozzzauvEQ U,S' ..
OKS,
: OKS
MIf
• —0f AU .Zs incl. ,
BiV TLE,L' S,.
GODERICH.JOHN
CUNNINGHAVIE
:elida Goods, '
Has been appointed solo agent for this celebrated Tea. ' Of itself it-is.tlle
• best value in the market, besides which'
oyIron and Ifr4rd'ivnre lifercli ant,
AfarebLIS86.
At BUTLER'S;
M.ARKETSQUAI E, - • COf£RICB
•
• m.
7 BUTLER SELLS CIIEAPEE
than anyone' on top of the eartlz.
TO1•••••••
uu .+
•
1 HAN DIS, 0 V.i...t.'J' - Bl3)E.S. V ,T'
is.given to'eser purchaser of 3 its and upward:. It is -Pitt up7n • half; •
aY 1 poun•d.packets.at. ••
1,
50 TO 70 OFNTSpeRPolJAth..
.Purchasers. need not buy 3 -lbs Pat' once in orde to get a Present. HO'
books.ell se' front 'Tr a 25 -cant packet -•? "
�•� 'tuftal nt , to oc y 11 cl of T.1 G�itorTea,: ,
q! Sote agent for Fr.nxslln t,NN'$ YEAST; the: best in the world...
ABRAHA TH, John, Cunninghame,
.Market"Sqi , ,
G0DERIC ..
WEST OF • ENGLAND. SUIT
•.1'l�rGS _dC •TRO USERTNGS,
SCOTCH TWEED: SUITIN GS & i
'TROUSERI.ti CTS,
r]l; ,CII A. 1) LNGL1SIl' E?I'
� � W>I.
STED: CLOT;IIS, ,
/Mad ?fp in Best Style anti.Ti'or•T-
•
manelt;ip at Abraham ,Smith's
I.
:Nota in stocks:: oft L of !'the, cheapest
and best stocX's v a;
Peddlers s Olt cone .-57Ns, geed Young, f ' .' �' d a? t g cd Xc nb Hyson Te�•.for: $�'. ,.:
WINTER Ilavipg a lar4e,atnek of SATJr on hanal, ordet;9 aill:.be filled•atthe LOWEST -
' ..• ���H ,PRICIS over• ofered in 01 •itch; as the. Solt 11 of its wi1l.be sold as Seell as ai•rangetueut't
are completed... lrs'1'inrothy and' Clover: Seed wanted.'
a.
375•Sm, J•OIiN JAR ,
•
9L CLOTHS.. .atRr
A FullLine of GENTS' .FUR-: _ .-,- .. _ -----;.i .
NI HIN
S GS alN'vays�iu stook,,
i ill pat. u.t , rt‘
tv 1 ,/ ,/v v_cal�mt .
, ' - ABBAHAM SMITH.'
RU::SIQRE.
0� 'i
The utialersi„einerl:has just opened nor �I i ng Store, iii , TACIiSON'S"
NEW. BLOCK,• ot}, k1UEpN• 3rRE1iT, two doors west of the City,
L'unk ,•Store, where will be •foitixil: a complete as$ortiiient. of 1hure•• •
Drug's autl Chemicals, Itiso. I�atent Medicines, and:
• 1)rntr istor Sundries -all that the public may; ask for.in those.
lines.
ihC • A. W.ORTHI'NGTOIN:O
o on, Men Jdnimi.y, 1884/
1'.-S '- ntf e nhsngou front reSideneo to stOfc.
THE ' PEQEPL .,L
.*C a
get Cheap- "
� � �r�c�riest • G�eu PraVlsl0n�
•
;Pfs�n are needing a nobby.
rig call and
••••c --ate,
• Opel)
'ccs
and Top ,Bu les, �
'9 Democrats,. Rhcotan, ,
�e/ebiatea' G'f'xn e •
ono collapsed=look- , r.2 ,
lookln fear frealts i�ell count me
ing pillow, and the sons cavalierly , •••
followed his exariip]e, leaving • the
old women, gals and stranger; to
settle any' question' ,of delieacy that.
•
1ni ]t
,e l al'ISe.
out, I m not one," , Another, a pro-
fessional Bailor agitator, wrote in
blood -red ink, on a postal' card
125)
tlolC �25) ni PR] � C `AITSfliSKnemh �'eaY1111J� , l \ ((� \ oremy vehicleemade of the '!gt,+�, t✓! assort/l-( rO�jtbest mnteririissell r e , et every• rig Meng ut dob/ Il0F t r,: .. TALLOW, (RLfI, 3 do rnortt, . ► :' , [ r dd18. ri
,A 11 gs throe" .
. - /,es 'Coat. ; �t±'ll and see s'tools�h tis•'
• 1Trgheat market Brice paid. B.riug '
them. along.
"What are you givin' us 2" . While
The candidate yawned, looked at : the ed•
itor of the •oppointlon paper:
volunteered the answer . !that, he ( . 25)
his .Seel, went to the door, looked at
•alio•daunlltel f" till d ht
•
s; cn y,.ln ownitg
`Aseertied to la •bare the al iitatinn '
Y. li 1 b
ror 1ossness, } ,, seated ilial}self" upon ntainspriug of • a' noble and honest
•T� n 'soul at the ,,A,.n st,of a dishonest
Hoe do*ney and hulled off his reptile. and Political. parasite."' The
book. Well, he..'pulled : oft' his coat, ociitor' is so tvel.l, pl asell with the
and, then h '1 d
whisbied, and then-'he;•ealled the •
old ladVs attention to 'the fact Ord
�` t' "W l t d t l f
e •yawned , an. then
11e results of liis inquiry that lie intends
soon to ask' for aifewers, . to the
clues. ton,, la o' you irks• or a
muddy tr'ouser's, and tllon he Undid cold R • - TRY •T 1" I'
it would. never do to._sleep •in his „
TITAN ANTI,'' OTHER: , PAP
TITAN ANY OTHI.V. 1P•ER
''Il'AN- ANY Oi'HIj ', t1I'E1t
ANY ,OTHER PAPER
-IN THE COUNTY
• IN THE 'COUNTY, .
IN .1.1=1E COUNTY,
IN TILE' COUNTY,
country, but 01•k a SpM('j,LIt .k.'.
R' A. COUCH, BUTCHER
has vest, and then lie whistled again, -- fulbert 'Luella of foci. on '.City
and then soddenly, an idea of her
lodger's ' possible embarrassment
so'etued to flash upon:the old woman,
and1 she cried :
"Gals,.jest turn your backs around
till t,he•stranger gets in bed.;,.
'The backs backs • wore turned around.
find. the stranger did. get i11 bed iii
'Tless.titan no: time," when tire li:ost-.
ciss'agai>I spoke.
"Reckon,. stranger, as you ain't
1t80i1` to tis,' yolr',d bettor kivor 111)
till the gals itndress,•hadn't you •4"
Py this time our friend'ssleepy
tit was over, and,. ,though he did -
d'l:iirem ftp" as .desired.; somehow or, '
otllei.the uld..cpXi*1terhrane WAs Coir»
neat Guelph, has . been colltinitted TRY 1T ,!' ra•
for trial for keeping a ,hostas of. ill -
fame. It tlanspired during the trial $1,25,A YEAR,.
that:the man's daughter; aged 13, had • ,
boon sednoed by him, and that'sho
was now a mother.
CLINTON'. 355tf
ATTENTI tN !
FARMERS
`"itITT t' i..TimpleliecntS!
11 It'IT' !19l"TIt't I'1".'!: : r":
•- His Honor d'udlgo,. Sinelfa,', in
his address .to.' the 'Grind Jury, a
Hamilton, condemned . the ;Minting
of licenses to saloons which did not
provide the requisite accoi1rinodatioli.
fey the travelling public; 13e char-
aetorifre(l thong as mere, drinking
places which should not be estitblish-
ed in: any eonrin1iuity which -hoped
furs progress or prosperity.. His
Honour slid he did net baelieve• in
prohibition, but he nevert•hceless.
'old very strong opinions on this.
matter,.
$1.25 A' YEAR.
$1,25 A YEAR. ---
$1.'25 A YEAR. • ;QUO= IC% SE r,P •BINIYERS,
Implementsle'ments
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V.
--Tn. his 'art tress' to the £'rrand
'fury at the opening of the 'County
Guurt,.111 I{iugston, tludgeg.I'rico awl
wicked to change hi the 111fiintu'nanco
of haulers. Each uiunicilrality
sholtlt1 take care of its ](o01', .and
thus -Uvula tliei••iinl)ositibil notv'•frrae-
• Hod upon private charity and seat --
dais now incidental.to.tlie treatment
of 1711u1;els.,
REAPEt1S$ 141.,0 1i1S, .
SEED D1'tILLS, El01.1SE BATES
PLOWSpi.
CUTTING VOXES,' S11ELLEHS, •
• ETC;, E'1'C.,
And all Tnlplen 111ts used on alarm
its Geozi as the Befit, and as Cheap
as''the Cheapest, at. ,
-E.• WEIRS
IMPLEMENT WAlfflOb1tTS,ttLINVIIL.
-a1)A1NIIziAOTIIRILR Or--.
7
RR•YAQS,
u �Cot'nui of. Huron .and Orange Streets, CLINTON, ••
,
The rmprovail' Timpkin Eilay a specia1t r.
In Durability, Lightness and Appearance equalled by no other.
All the tatest improved vehicles .kelt constantly on hand, .FIRST-CI.t+ SS`
B LAC KS. N'i IT H int Connectiotanraneh, ' •Srsesi), material.' Riad w(tlimanship in all.
b
ALL WORK WARRANTED. .- u PRNCgS REASONA E .
Repairing and. Repainting Promptly .A: tided: to
it
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r ,
sw'
Yes, and with the right kiirdtof alnil t ititiotl,, at,
TAMES
ANCE��iSON T �� RESTAURANT.,
OY• T ' fir' , Shell l and Bulk, b Dish or • ldl:t .
�L~�Sella E 5' ,,
10o per ti w
DANDIES O . p Bound, (�.�.ANGBS�anc�:LENiO�"S' 26a,3I>Jr da74
GALL ANNN. 'S E., ll. ,i, NOXI. CRANA. MUM.
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