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"Are you. sure he is dear naked
the insurance. agent of tb`e widow. of
a deceased miser.
"Cortain of it."
"What proof have I of it %'
. "Thee 1yer.e twenty carriages at
his funeral,' that I ordered myself."
"r;IIow 4008. that prove his death?"
"Alt, sir, you: didn't know hitu,
If Thomas,' had been.ali,;ue ll,e'd have
kicked. a1 the expense„ sure.
ICNIrIW WHAT' NE. WAS
BO1 Y.
)$gown,=•I'sny, lxbat'si the
attraction .up this .way ? 1 see [you
passing, quite frequently., •
Smith•=-3es, six nights in the
wee(.- aucl. , ,twine on • Sunday.
There's a lady in the case,. old alt.
Jf3rown-All, • ah 1 I see. 'But'
six, tligl)ts .in the ;week and twice on,
Sunday is rather' thiel., isn't it ? I
found that twice t} woek,..was--
Smith -Yes; but yob. married a
young lady. gra Qctutting a.11idA1v.
I know. what Jv'm about, olcl man. •
. GETTING A NEW IIAT. '
"I?.on't prated o be: asloop,
madam," said young.Fresbio, the
broker, es ' he returned from' the
club, and• awoke his:: wife one-night.
just a. week and a half. ago. "]doll,
is it tlrat.I find a main under your
• bed 4',' •
rlSpe Rs, Gool'
algo, spare us I
told. Charlie _I mottu;ll . Skidmore.
=-not to hide there , • I knew you:d
catch hint, Morey ! liercy !" • •
".What-iniset�tibio woiutiil,sl:rick
olftEreshie; ;''have 1. detected, you at
last I" and he emptied-. his re lver.
under, the bed,. "Haim I:-stl i:nblod
upon. your er uta' i. was Duty • try- ;
ing to April -Fool you.,,hllt�"
"Got;fpo1ed yourself;'.' said: 11i'r;•
` . ealrfq., ,'And now drat • you',v'e,
shot,iily honn'et••box.'full of liules,•
perhaps you'd .hotter fork out that
,twenty for ilio' nett$ • spring hat I
' wanted, and come to bed."
.A:ndhe diel,'
-An exchange suggeststhat the
whale caught in the St: ;Law.renee,
just "below Montreal, on. Monday,:
be sent to M.O. Carnorort.
Barry CO, .o ' Gaipsboro town
Allip, . was . shot at, .• waylaid and
robbed- of ' $300 the other: night.
'the bullett struck a'•buttou Cu his
coat and glanced off. No clue.
Durif, of fluev'ile, iyltile
soaping a Malley, in his saw mill'
had his lett armbroken, by getti1
it °bight between the pulley and'
the _ belt.
.. err WORE. -
"t•was•off work, for two years:sufi'er• •
ing from kidney disease; and `ceta'id'
get no relief, unttl•advise.0 by a friend
to. try B.B.B. I was cured by two
bottles and. ooneitler•it.a iniraculous.
cure." The above is the stibstartce•
of a.cam municattou troin 1Vin, 'fieri'
of St..Marys, Ont
The Editor of a 'morning' paper
knows all .about the nights of labor.
Ners area, IPe3c litldf f ai t i$fd,a i,
You, aro. allowed a freeitttib'of'iheirty
days of ,tho use of'1)r Dye's Celel meed
Voltaic Belt with .Electric Snsrtensor:q
Appliances, for •tlie speedy relief and•
permanent cure of Nervous Debility, loss
of VitanIts,and Manhood, and all kind}'ed
tro'Fbros. A1o,•fur many ather.diseases •
Complete rostofa.tion.•to health,'. vigor
ani( manhood guaranteed. No • risk is
incurred, Illustrated' pamphlet,: with
frit information, tombs, etc.; • mailed
free by addressing Voltaic Belt, O ,,
Marshall, Blob. • • 318y -e348
You may say what. you'will about
isictures. o.r aatonishtnent, but you
just ougb t to see a frog try• to trip ••
into a pool of water, that •is (Eaten.
over: JIe don't say tuncit, and what
he does say can't, be relied upon.
livid, TO 11io'i'utilitL-Al r yott rl iatlub=
r.l at night Anil broken of your. rest by n
1,1k child suffering paid nryit„ with pun:
of Cutting Teeth •'l It' so serol in ntieu anal.
•t a bottle of • "Mrs Win low's • Soothing
.13i•rnp'' for Cltilih•en I"eethi'ng.' Its value
is incaleulitblu... It will relieve the .prio), •
tittle;'. Sntfutet' immediately: I)erli.:n.1up In
f nfetl e S there is no tuiatak al nut it
'EURB FOR SORE. TIl f3.ox .
A prompt and efficient remedy for
sore throat as well as croup,' asthma,
Bain in the side, gar ache,. deafness
and many other common and pain
coinptaiuts, is :found. in. Ilagyard's
Yellow Oil..
A HEAVY BURDEN.
Dir. George Russel, of Aurora, Ont.,
says he was a great sufferer fro».e.•1
running sore et' the worst description,
moon baffiea the best reedivat skill,
and his lire. was a burden. Ire was
cured by B.B.B,. tv. Itis, great joy an&
the surprise of his friend's.
National Pills will not gripe or
stioken,.yet are a thorough cathartic.
, • 391 ;b
BANCGER AHEAD:.
Tliere,'is danger ahead from nag
lected colds, . A. tight dough and
irritated throat,,stubborn coughs,and
all bronohialsitnd lung, troubles..
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• Im can do no TTarm to : try Free
wan s Worm Powder.* when •,your
child is ailing, feverish or Fretful.
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WILY IS Tr?
Why do'so marry limp and hobble
about on sticks and crutches, suffer
ing from rheumatism, stifl'joints, and
cords, lance back, sprains and outer
• aches, pains and lameness, when
,'Hagyaed's 7 e;ellow Oil, an 'Unfailing
relief, -care be purchased at the trifling
cost of twenty-five cents ? '.
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Prof. Lowrs Sulphur Soap is a -de
lightlul toilet luxurras. well.as a good
curative for skin disease, , 3.94 4t, ,
• A 'minister: was visiting ore old
woman in his parish. On the Centre •
"'ofahe table in, the room in'wifich
they •sat was a largo thick fami'y;Bible.
Tho minister . • hap'iietted 'to say,
"That's a very big Bible you've got,.
Mrs. Brown." ,"An' nae wonnsr it's `
big, sir," was the repby ; "it's• got the
".apothecary in the inside. .2f i'- `
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t -a :Pt:lt :: 13tiut i,f:tt. I,ov west plica for these four :creat works
^i•i,;)') t Fit;' price is :l 1..)t) i po.-An ;e ill feet.: tut re,
a pro 1.1t•t .in••t in 141''1 • •:"n...', 11411:1 ('114'. '1'!,•' I„it'u..rf.l, tt
,g o wr,,'1, Ii :t',1Itit tit ":11 t' ?t3.:ot) per atopy, :went 3e• >.,•r: e•
; amt , "1 1 11'i'el t`i. wisdom in it, fits evervllo,lk will •. 111' it,
•1 it trip vol.; be the nt".ens of ntl.vt'rtisiti; and !.111.1,ittring;
ralm+r oa:: t ht'i 44.4(14' Iwoktt is ,li •h t!:•, ' ',l it;,i•'r r put-
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tti.nrnlllrt,llint:.n,•h Il mild,. 'vnitorie ea01 114• furnished at
tall e t u,t., «'lu•1hen t e;n:wire its hirer proportions, bentt-
'Ii l,in flit;, title 11x:;4'. 1''00!lt'tlt_ paper, nuutertrns: and strik-
1,4 itlttitr•I;inn•,,' nWnll'rilt nearly. 100 ---ad are first-class;"-•
i ',(a•i:uric 4 ; ooim- P '1'111eag'_, 111', . • •
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• ,geQi5 awl l ll at t, r tl lie, leaded, 11,e following works, =abridged:
Scott's d`onrpleto. t'orrieal awl Dramatio \Torten.
'I.t•Ll/'441 11 ,okuf or Ita',el't 110,45.
fiitil,lete 4'oatioaL 'W* e1is of Tlroutas Stearn'.
Equally- good editions of these. aro not elsewhere obtain-
able for less than $4.50; -nays price li .170; postu'de /it cents.
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ILLIUS.TRATEO
HISTORY, r
• Poetry, Cla tin..
TAT I �1 �iI'• af' (1.ra1:.�STC l' if�.5i:. In one imperial o��
t4vo votat io of about 000 pageea, bandsorn type, Ana boo t utb Dluuia3, `0
ornaarlcuted, the fobowtngfa'mous essays Ana woi•q,s
1f7acaul:tr'If i:'•ss:lya ort ninon.,
,fa tet St:tart Amit On L1.44.ty.
F. S1. llttrncrtr,n's• The Inteliee.". Lite.
ilrr',er t S encs r otr E(tutarion..
tire it Tliongir:A fi•rr:it (i'r'ii:E Attthori,•
Eit'cnt'AI:oah;ltts f cin L atit+ Antltors'
l oniplettr,T' ;sofa 14 Lord 11•'rr.F4
4o n .F, to "Lgtto of .)n%iur.'"
X.vini•',r I:1p' 1;tvt 1."i,t1 :ar oust OtFIVrr BSketcT*"'
. 31'.sl,Lwt'ftnt'n l'arewi•`1 neat other (tddresAcs.
A.iac; ulav''. Lift rf � rerirrtrk tam clru d.
Tl'et above cannot be obtained from any .other ItnT,li¢Ai>z
} Ilea;. t' for lees f llacy $10; my price is $1'.175,,f postage 11) ei'.its
•:'hint,i:,deed:awondew-book, liths amountan.i valval4o
t,r,at:ty of its ctaitt•n 1t. The wonder is limy snub :a lannk,
rvl.i' 11 is a, library in itself ran !tebii111at suchaefSle4."..Jriit•.-
i uai.,t Itc't"rtier; 1'tt:.,hur;h, Pa. , '
I " your , J l istol it•al \1'aniler-i3ooll ' IIS a rf ontler-a wondr'r
how ins azattt> i:tl uetovo 1'olnnte of over t,ad() pages. with Ma op
;1tu tr:ttti» tss, clear type, tine Raper, lttintlion sly bound, ti.it-
tuning foe, stuutl a •l ilio,orh al myelo of great r nlut',
sold for $? in•"-fli $,S0x J.Lossi'io,-LL.?'., thijlli„ toiian.
a '1''', u, n 111,E rveelr. d' in bet• e of 45 cents ti,', •oa8rit 0 ,
go P'Cfr1 pt;l u•ur rel 'ler„[ musr'. o ks, If , n; r,itnn11in ,layR trop„tuti•,.t
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1 a �t k.* TS, Lid+ p:,prr i m+nano wunr nr raper( 'Tilt" nfrer It to secure yuur
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'.716';1,:.1)..11.(.T E G' I T d I,OG L I' shit free. Tile llc>'t. lid
eritturo of 'tile world at the.lowest prices ei•.er. known, "loam
scut for EX41LfCYA110Y 7:EFORE .PA1.t2!!ji\.L'
on reasonable evidence of good faith. Address
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JOHN B. ALDEN,. Publisher,
P. O. Box 12A'r.. 893 Powri Street, i bw Fork,
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• • NEW STOOK ! NEW ,STORE !
ELLIOTT'S BLOCK, m CL.INTONN.
JOSEPH' CHIDLEY, Dealer in: Furniture.'
Call at the. New Stara and see' the Stock of
Bedroom and Parlor Sets, Lounges, Sideboards, °Vairs, Springs,
Mattresses, etc., and general Household Furniture,.' The. whole Snick is flout the very
best uuinu1aeturers, Picture Frames and Mouldings. of' every dt scriptiott.
JOS. CiIIDLEY,•one «001* West of llicltsou'S' (look .chore.
As Sweet as Honey is Dr . ,bows 'F10 Ni ES'T • \f/\LLJ E..
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.Pleasant Worin"Syrup, yet sues to '
-destroyiand expel. worms. '39t1.4.t ' '•I{eadaticarterS' for New Fr�uItts, Peels, GI"oceries, Sze..
IN BAD HUMOR.
",it year, ago my :head• was.' covered •
:with sores, •butt the eruption coveted
'rny.face alsora•ad spread .even: until
the books of my hands were -store. 1
bee:ame' weak and. ill. .Finding no
lcvre I tiled ;'Burdock Stood Bitters±
Two., bottles, perfectly cured me."
Statenie,nt ei,.11tiss IItlinnie'Stevenson,
'ettocagne, N.B.. •
See our New Glassware, Mugs, ce.
TEAS GENERAL&: '' GROCERIES.
:T113 R ht Goods. at .the Right. Prices.{:.
Faris Producetaken atHighestPrice
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RAC`Y`S OLD STAN®, ALBERT STREET, CLINTON.
We= ?i3 .P.'O•tWDL�:wG"'3:
Aropleaaant tot t o.:.Containt ciroar:.
•'`Par aiiro Ip 'nl safer sure; awl E. i'ccc tu-
, destroyer o2 wards in CLil3.o4 or Adaite
A BARGAIN
IN -
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A POUND. .:' T.
_0,-4),--r l . . COOPER 0 .01\1".'S.' .. ;. 1�t}�
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Alio,. f+eliora2 QEiOCERIES,. •e a: � -�J s it
'ws 3 t. ,
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• 'i)Iuiured•by (t, Patrons'. q y.05icnutTeasolil'elsewlici•o: Geta(,•pcnntt'
PORTANT.:A....
NIENCEMEET.
In returning :th,,nics to env. many friends and _pat'rons: for'. past patronage, I would ,
like to cell their special attention to my very•complete stack of
HARNESS, WHIPS , ` CURRY :;;,COMBS BRUSHES, ETC:, ETC.
.Especial attention is directed to;ni stock of
■INCLE:H., 'N -ESS..
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It will be tenni. very complete, and far duralnlit,y' and finish •canntit be. exce•lleri by
any Oho. em ploy nvne,bnt the beat .`worltmen;:and Ilse the best material to. be
bought in the market, • all who may fndoc me with'tbeir patronage 'may feel Confident'
ofgetting' saleaatinn.
.''B ICES.. AWAY. ` Dow;
Trull': ;lnd`Vallses• in great variety and Prices Low.
HAR.
THE ' 'E•T
SIIOULD •Li?AYE THEIR .ORDERS Al
he News Record - Office
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.. SALE BILLS,
DODGERS, •
INVITATIONS
S1-IIPPING TAGS,
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-`, BILL 'HEADS, INVOICES.;
YETINOTE HEADS, .UhItCULAI2S;,
LETTER HEADS, CARDS,
STATEMENTS, GE\TEIt 1I.. PRINTING
LAirEsT STYLES OF CUTS..
Tlhe. Beet ever' ofi'ered..'in this
vi• cinity for the Money,
actually cheap. • • ' •
FLO•011 AND FEED'.
on hand
Ti 08. STANBU
t it e n al to any.
•• • Caddie b.•fore:it is all,gono. ' •
arlwags. • '
.A Good Japan Tea at 35c.' per Pound
\t.tv 14 alantin •Uet!sitis, Extra. Selected. Ii:drins, Iileekt;13asl:t'ta, S((, dl( Itaisitls,, I1Zety•
Fi.•Cur'tans; New-tilu;llud Almonds, Almonds, Filberts, New t:einmt,''Ot'angr, and Ci.ron
■, •" Peel. All; kinds nt 1'(ultrI'. taken in eselitnige for (leeds,w'
T'.'';_ COOP..;, . O.
,.t; (aIti]CE RS,. - `` Corner Store in Senric's 13luek... '
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ADVERTISERS
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Pfr euros l.)ysmtery anlC I lnrrlsri•t, i'''Plittt:.•
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the txinua are.►ni,:t Dtilt mu•rgy to the IND/OESTION, FLUTTERN O 1 ally" pYa�7�Se 111e. d
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the Stomach and liowelA, cin r gild
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whole system. "Alas."Alas.Winsloe's:S01(hing JAUNDICE.
OI TIIE War,'
nsrul>" An, children teething kltleayagt ERYSif'L'LA,', OP
advertising in American „�' (�` A .fro
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•n thy taste;hitt is tin: 11116.(4 [pt 'Mk of ..r. SALT
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AO- west of.'`1t(ri'pnio. l _ .
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WORK : STRICTLY . FIR S -GLASS.
See our .stook of C,;tits before you ort1er. ' PuCescotlfilt+tell't with good H'ul'l~.
' Orders hsy mail p 3luptly attended to.
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^ Publishers 'and Prtllle s,,
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