Huron Record, 1881-12-02, Page 7Ala! 1111131101t.
When a 'looter losea his patieitta, it
sins t•Oi. •follow that Ite iteeta of •tem.
per- •
g.rl nresteel the lmves, hot' the,
boy pmsded the girl, The press 4,3
wig!: ty and YI ,p v soil. - 4001seeter-•
Alwrect•
There to rreithittg •itt bt more hamelt-
sble and aususittg, from .atp•inartiatic
etand poin t, ;alum a ff is O 40OUtillg felt
on his trousereor a woman artailingMp
m. fence. •
A proceetiten of latY. .patisefl oh/neigh
,..Main Street tthis morttittg, and wore an
and a :half passing a given point.
'The g vett point was,v. tialoon.-44
An old ustatt„-tiot ottra•-tive; recently
;read in a te.' Ittperanee lodgentt original
1p:tents entitled "'The lips that tottect
shall newer touch nsior"," and the
Xoung nem /present .ga.ve .her three
4:beers.
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The Ohmage Min •flootreil,--7WIten the
'Obicago man saw -Niagara, he shed tears..
-"Duo' it," he Said, "I ain't eitough•Of
:taller to desenibe it mei make it any
'bigger thateit is. 41'141 floored,
The bashful young matt who atiked.xt
tidy on the beach if he "eould.strieer
4 lame," was much surprised Ott beer het°
•reply ilthat he could go up and see it
if he. wanted te, but she. didn't *ink
her Sather wanted to 'sell."
"Sixteen yearc ;married? incred glop*
ly muttered • the henpecked • husbaticl,
"Sixteen yearsmarried,"- repeated the
good-natured man, "and happier 7.10w
than ever." "You surprise.me.." -
.elozi't mean to.- My. Wife run elf with
'smother wan six months after our wed
wlIng." •
She Told Hitu.-"What .would you
;do if you were I and I were your
'tenderly -inquired a youing. swell of his
lady friend as he escorted her home
front churelh. "Well,'" said she "if I
were you,t would throwaway that vilo.
cigarette, cut u.p mycane for firewood
wear my watch -chain. Roth:meat:It • My
coat, and stay at home atig•lets aud•praV•
for brains." . • •
Very few people !tette, any idea of the
Slowness the Austin street car is, cap•.
;• table of. Only yesterdaya lady, with ea
2 -year old boy get in •the cat. She
Imid her own fare, and asked.what was
the charge for:tbeinfant. . "No charge.
Weronly Charge Xer -adults." °Then.
might as well pay:. He will be.grown up.
!before he gets .there: I'M going five
:Imocks.'"-;,-Tatee Wan. gs. - •
"You can't add d•ilferent° things to-
gether," said an Austin school teacher.
"If you add a sheep anda cow together
it does not make two sheep or twoonws..",
A little boy, the son of a Texae•-milk-
man, held up his'liand, and said: "That..
sauty do with sheep and cows, lut.if
yap add a quart of water to a qUart. of
milk, it makes two • quarts of milk. I
have seen it tried"--•--Terae Siftings,.
Mike -"It's the. Irish that dose011
-the inventing:- in these days, Sore.'
• ..4,fonathata"frish be darned; the Irish
don't invent. anything to 'speak ef7f
• the Antericans that invent everything.'"
Mike -"Thin • perhaps yousan till ant•
why doe frialissan't name; Pat, "ie al
ways trk,ct de the Apte on all the iiti4Aen-
tions. Davil of an 41.aterican name oath
ye find on.,, wan, at alc;al, all!" • •
Profeasionabarid Other ea' nig 4114*(114 1011RECTOJAY, cLINIrcoN
• ; • •‘4.• .Leat Zoe) a
. ...:
NN, 1. '.4 it IVA:10410 '
•_s 'Gr44.11dit•TilltUlAttsbn(ritt.340;.'N.1
..: Vs' jf , , IC011eKe Ut .I 'maul Sur
- intent, tit 011trio,
has
• - s„,opetied rooms an Vic -
...,:t lii , . g , ...sgs,*'• tom Block, Albert St.
- .: `1•'t?' .• . ''b°11-1.1ot7instna‘‘ntTyninI4I'gt.telltl•I
... ..e. 1.11,..-
•-• danee, and prqpinsd to
e...KAArAs144
'.•s°
.:" perform every opera.
,tion in connection with
Clinfmn,-Apri) tz, Km. "Pentietry.
JB.JfEROME, Ligentiete of Dental Surgery will
lit Myth on each and every;month, from the
tent/I:mail the fourteenth. when he Will be MO8e114910Y
to nein upon all those that may favor him with their
pokninage. All operation* performed in 'the titat
eltiffhd manner.
linolh, Dee. 17 18S0.
TIM Rffi
EEVE. Oce,Itatenbirry Straitt., Mimed:
ately behind Itansfortre lank store. 'Residence
opposite the Temperance flail. Huron Stain.. °thee
hours front 8 a.m. to 6 p,
Clinton, Jan. 14, 1631. '
D41. DOWSLEY, M. X. O. 3. nagmad,
Physician, Surgeon, Sic. Oitiee and ,resitience
next Molseri's Bank, market sere.
.Clinton, Jan. 14, 1881. X-3°
pottetET8SCOrr, Barrister, Selidnor in the Supreme
Court ef Ontario, Conveyaneer &u. Others in
Beaver Block, racert street, Clinton, Ont. 85•0111.
•A11. MANN.ING, Attorney, Solicitor, Conveyanceir
24e.-1 s.xer Block, Albert Street, Clinton, Ont.
Money to lend at lowest •Interat. Private Punde.
Agent fur some of the nest Woomera Conspanies, 411y
3
"fONEY CAMPBELL, Practical Barber and Hair.
J.) Dresser, has removed to histriew shop In Smithle
Block and is now better able to attend to the wants
of his numerous customers than ever, Call and be
Nunlypiced,
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Two umn,disputed about the poler
of endurance, . and ond one teatily-
the other, "1 bet you that I can hold
my lege is boiling water longer thin
yosz can." "Dcine," said !the other, and .
the Itteaming water was hoe -tight. In
went the legs; No. I with an.air of de-
fiance, No. 2 With edifying serenity.
• Net -began to wince, No. called Calinly
for a newspaper.. No. 1 began to find
it intolerable, No. 2 mined at the hunt-,
or of the paper. "In heaven's pante!"
at last exclaitmed No 1, exasperated by•
the heat of the watef and the coolness.
of his antagonist., "What is •your Jeg
made al" "Wood," sententiously re-
plied Lite other.
HMIRY FISHICIPS Shi.ving Parlor, next to Coni• '
mcreird 'Hotel, returns thanks for post toren.
Come and seems again„Shop refitted antgood
JnollitrY. 21, 1881, •
TAMES IlMiliKtir Licena
sed uct
ioneer for the
t.I County dt liwuni. Sales iittenlied at reasonable
rates.
Clinton, Sas. llthl 1881.
OLINTON Lodge, No. 84, A: P. & 1 X.; meets
k../ every rriaay, on or after the full :moon. Visit-
ing brethren cordially invited. - •
A. STRAITON, w. J, MacWIIIRTER, Sec.
• Clinton Jan. 14, 11:181. . " • • 1•1
Air ONRY to lend in larva or small sums, on good
111. mortgages or personal security, at the lowest
current rates.- H. liA,I.E, Huron Street Clinton,
Clinton, hkih,225, 1881. 1.1 v.
CEN'ITLAT, ThOTEL, Myth, Ont., D. Erwin, prop.
The aboa house is now refitted and furnished
anew, and affords good accommodation to the travel.
ling mublie„ Geist Liquors and Cigars always in the
bier Good sample rooms. livery attentiom-pald
guests. Good stabling and attentive hostler. •
Myth, Jurre,23, 1881,
Ars.a1;1117)z,T,743:411,716111;e02,1irtt1
New Method" taught if desired. Residersee-,Grange
Street, near the Huron Road, Clinton. s'• . 35
1 NSTRUMENTAL MUSIC,•; -Miss Webber; from the
1 Boston Conservatory of music. Will take•a limited
number of pupils on the.organ or piano. Particular
attention given to those who wish to improve on their
present styldotplaying;,at residence of L. P. DIMS,
near the organ fietory.
"DROP. sALTER, Clinton, Ont., teaches ri,Assie10
1 all its branches. musical science and hiermony
a specialty.Careful attention given to young begin.
TIM also "the most' approved vino' training fel
strengthening and develgprag itiae voice ie given whemi.
desired without extra .enasme. Piipils Atomics' .at
their own residences it requeetl. Charging moderate.
Clinton; Peb..18th, 1881.
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W. 11 .JAVESON, ,
. • • . : • • .
.• , :Ado! lAt a so, oat. Wat.
, ,t • tr. , ierian..; havnieri at 11 ales. and 6.30 temp. factory
rabhwth tttakttu4 *WV. Pt, tice4W-
j aut.
Si. Paulls,(Eplecopal).--Semieesat 11 a. tn. and '3
P. 111 nablmtli tiehuol and•BibleCtises, se. In, its.
Iv oast% aleetor
Bible ('n..-Servieee at 30.30*. m, and 040
n. in. SsbWth Subool, 2.30 p.m. Rey R. Timm",
1taStOr.
Feud': year donor plittlitle0 • ondergraduate Toronto
Residence at Mr% A. S. Fisher's.
' S. FOWLER itez SON
Per the BEST VIOLIN STRING in 'Town., *GLOMS
wATcates, Jeseutv and SILVER mime.
Clinton. • Ontario.
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111t111ILTON, .
A UCTIONEER, land, loan and ineuvance • agents
„Myth. :Sales attended in town mid country, on
reasonable tering. •A list of farms and village lots for
gale. Stoney to loan on real estate, at low rates of in
•iterest. Insurance effected on all classes of 'property.
Notes and debts collecthd. Ooods appraised, and sold
en commission. Bankrtipt stocks bought and geld. ;
lilvth. Dee, 16 .1380
Hagyt&sd's Pectoral Baboarnia a pure-
ly vegetable healing. balsam. It -cures
by loosening the phlegm and corrupt
matter front the Rungs and expending,
it from the system.. Croup,. Aithuni,
Bronchitis Hoarseness -and all pectoral
diseases yield to it prontptly. It•cest
25 cents per bottle.
With the•approach of spring,
HEA.D 0t'1VE 'T kr •
THOMM WORKMAN, President. .
11. B. MOLSON, Vice.President. .
WOLVERSTON THOMAS, General Manager
EDWIN ii:ERFElt, L. D. S., .
" DENTIST, TRAVELLING: GUIDE.
• Baptist Olipreh.-SerVionait 10.80 am. and6,30 inns.
Sabbath Scheel, 2.30 p. IA: BEV. J. GRAY, POStOr.
$1,000 FORFEIT.
Immix Contra 'Cur, Depot,
Ceasleook, R.Q., Canada. •
ANOEB, 011213
without tee use of the Knife,
Timothy Permanent Cure in the World.
Por'partiethars enclose two 3 cunt stamps to 0, C.
Sumo, Coaticook, 1'. 411., Canada.
irdr Highest rafesenees.
,
()tugs min, Asp CERTAIN. -
Any papers:ton publish the elbow for 65 4 year, with
thirt note anal paper regniarly:.
John ..Staitk •
.APICIIANT: :TAILOR
AND
General Outfitter,'
(Carson's BlQck)
CLINTON-. ONT.
FOR SALE.
GOOD BARGAINS.
rE unninedgned begs.to announce to the inhonl.
tants of Winton and enrrOunding Townships that
be has RE•FiniEl.) the above establishment, and Is
nevinossmarect to manufaetitre all kinds of
end Cistern PutiiPs,
CISTERNS and TANKS, on the shortest poselbl
conludtAllet°1eHa
nt, 01givingohandivinIgaeedaretvtelreyheavyfaetin9tk
inQeeveriyvieare caee.
CIIAHQFS monsnAmn. Ordure by mall promptly
attended to, or Your pattonage solteited.
' 1 ;That large amaI eenlinedieges (mine • threlilu4
how', neat 0. W. It. testi, timely occupied
by the station agent. Has parlor, dining -room, night •
bed rooms, kiteben, pantry ;Sze., large stone cellar,
hard and soft water in buil.fing. ;Well suited flo! a
large nosily to a boardinghouse, 1,ately painted:and
in good .condition. App/y. to the owner, M. CL. Men;
tley,,,,ortispne.unde.raigued.
4. 4) 'iltrerst:class Earns on the Ilium) aloud,. sear
,4,4„ ilarpurivey. GA 33, in the brat .00MOSSION rof
Menthols,. 101 antra, (80 cleared) She pro.
perty of L. Mawr, Esq.Log- and Pram House, hypo
Frame Barn, good 'Orchard, Ate.. Apply to M. li1fM..
• WHITELY, Hume Road. TucidirsmIth-or te the
undersigned
0 'Lot 29, in glee Twelfth Concession of 0.oderich•
• r), Township, near llohnesville-80, acres. about 40
.eloared, balance eill timbered. Prime house and
stable. Well suited for a dairy or•gratIng farm. Only
8200 required do'!sr.or would-be exchanged for Town
esreirerty.' Apply to .51r. 13, MODINTOASTLE, Myth,'
or Ws the undersigned '
A 'The valuable !rote' 'proPertonon Victoria Street,.
'ktiown as Lane's Hotel,: now occupied
by Mr. Geer& Esier,, comprising's. large hotel.build.'
ing, 'driving she4, IOW ahoioe T,,wn jots, Am. '
That Magma palo.s5ory.traine dvelling•houm. on.
Huron Street, Marton, formerIr held by J. C.
Miller, now occupied by Mr. John p.• Martin.
The good tr.usitemtage atm large lot'No. 963,,
' . . on Erie •Strotd.,' Clinton. The rot is near the
„function of the tree railways, .and inay hereafter be
..valuanie as a tottery site, . -. • •
gr Also other iota and buildings. for 'sale,' :Apply
.
H. HALE,
eMiaton, April 14 1981. Huron St.; Clinton
Ironer Graduates Royal College of Dental Snrgoens of •
/Ontario: late with Trotter & Caesar, leading Dent.
lists of Toronto. All Operations neatly antLaireefully
• performed..
ROOMS: eaver Block, Ctineen, A.11,
The preservation ofthe Natural Teeth a spodialty.
. July 15th, 1581.
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C. L., No, no, inm
eetaodoneay each months
L. in Biddlecenibe's Hall. Visiting brethren cor-
dially invited. • : •
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Grnild Trunk
Pass.
Goderich..Lv 7,00a ns
Holinesville 7,20' "
Clinton.. -.7.30 "
Seaforth 7.50. "
Dublin ,. 8,03; "
Mitchell 8,15 "
. Sehringville.. 8.35 '"
Stratford Ar 8.45 " •
EaSi.
Exp e. Mixed. Mixed.
.12,05pm,.318pm...00amn
„12,30 " -3.50 " -9.40 "
-12.45 ".4.1e "
1.10 " -445 " 10.50 "
1.30 " -5.10 " 11.25„ "
.. 1.45 a" ...5.35 " 11.65 "
2,050" -0.10 " 32.3)iun
" ..630 " . 1.00
J. HAMNER, lc 31. PLOODY SifeY• " 'WEST. .
14, 1881.. .
IN TEREST REDUCED
Monty on tint -blase feat security and on favore.ble
terms to borrowera, can be hall:
At- 6 per- eent.. per' Annum.
. „Apply to . .
C. A. tiAterr •
Attorney.
Clinton, Mar 5,
JOHN ROSS.
If MARBLE 14004
••••,•Wewl•A• Newee•••••
IIFILLi1A,111 flTiI, Prong
suseerserearm
•IIONUXENT OD HEAD STOWS.
Pirtieular attention given 80
Free *Rom Work' for Beata* Av.
tifTWorlte, Josephine street nr. station.la
Pass. . Mixed. Mixed.
Stratford , Lv 1.20 p in -7..60 pm -7.00 a tu..3.46
Sehringville- 1.30 ". .. 7.30 " ..4.10 '
Mitchell „., 1.45 " .8.26 " .8.16 " ..4.45 "
Dublin ... 2.00 "..8.40 " ..8.45" " . 5.10
Seaforth .... 2.17 " -8.55 " -9,15 " ..5.45 "
Clinton 2.40 " „9.15 10.00 i. _Aug ..
Goderielt, " -0.50 11.1;i10, P. ',.:07..3155. .
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• Creat Western
Ifolmesville.. 2.50." ..9.25 10.20-"
" NORTH.'
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PHOTOGRAPHER,
Beaver' - Clinton.
07FINEST FINISH rIg- LATEST STYLES!
HORSE BLANKETS I
-AND- , •
F ELT BOOTS • •
FOR ALMOST NOTHING,
ims.„ TwiTcHku-Ps, VICTORIA BLOCK. -
Express, • lie% Express
THE 1401.80IV'S AN If, .
-enders.. ,. 7.40 a in....2.20 p nr....0.254 tr.
)1313e . . " 2.30
Incorperatel by Act of Parliament, 1855. ° Ettriek Park .... 0.44 " . •
Merton „ 8.06 "-2.49 " .....052 "
"Brecon 816 ....3.00 " ....7.03 ''
Clandelioye.. 8.28 ---------11 " 7.14
Centralia • 8.40 " .3.26 " , ...7.28 "
•Extiter.. . 8,52 " „3.38 " - .. 7.40 "
9.05 " ....3.52 " , -7.53 "
Hippen 9.11 " ....3 57 ". -.7;69 '1
Brucefichl... 9.21. " " '.
Clin ton.. r` 9.39 " -4.23 "
Lornicsborough 9.58 " ....4 41 " .8.46 "
s10,24 '*" 6:041 "
-10.00 " .. -4,50 ...,8.52
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Wingliam. -10.45" "
WATTS & CO„
CHEMISTS AND DRUGGISTS,
CRENCNORTII-IVESTERN.TELEGItAPII OFFICE, • •
ALBERT STREET, CLINTON, ONT..
Pure Drugs, Dye Stuffs, perfilmery, Genuine •Patent- Aledkings,
Horse and Cattle Medicines, and all Artictes Crenerally sold by Druggists,
PRESCRIPTION'S AND FAMILY RECIPES •CAREFULLY PREPANED.
' • 'Agents for Darr& Glove Cleaner.*
Capital, $2,00'4,090. Rest, $14.0,000.
, .tols Re. ..
Colleetierw made, Drafts Minted, Sterling and
American Exchange bought and geld, ins." notes dis•
Counted at the honest current rata. Interest allowed
on deposits SI, LOUGH. manager,
clines; reb. teat; asst. . ettsrge,
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A. S. FISHER.
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st5a000 to Lendat 6; per Dent.
• With extra ,priviliges to borrower..
Agent for the old Lancashire, Insurance 00., En
land, Capital Pinto Million Dollars (416,000,000.)
;Complaints prevail that Often lead to
serious results. Guard against their
attack in time by using 13urdock Blood
Bitters : the hest Liver Invigorator,
Kidney torfector, Regulator of the Aaw.
els and secretiOns, and the purest, most
• permanent Tonic in the world. For
sale by all dealers. • • •
Their name is legtort',--the people
who praise that quatehless medicine,
Burdock Blood llitters,,It' acts at once
npon the Secretions, the Bowels, the
Liver, the skin and the Kidneys, It
purifies the Blood, dispels all foul burn-
ers, and s4rengthens the nervous and
debilitated sdstem. NO knout remedy
tan.do more. Try it And be conyin.
med, •
Agent for first.elass fire proof sithiss...rindirilhetitt.
by oottee& McCullough, Galt.
Second-hand sa fes taken in Exchange
clinten, 28,18;z1, 3.7,
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CLINTON
ayria e Wor
11. CANTE10..11,..
PROPRIETOR,
BUGGIESS, CUTTERS, WAGONS; SLEIGHS &C
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T,trAfBER AlsID SHINGLES takenln exchange... Give me a call and I witipee
you plis.es that cannot be beaten in the County. Is; Repairing andlIorseihoqui' $.401(-1
with despatch. . ' . . . • ; •
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CANTELoN.
SOUTH,
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^ ExproiS. Man. Ex press
Wingham • , 0(1 a 51. ...2 55 p in.. -6 20. p 111
Belgrave. .. 7 18 " 13 " .6 28 "
Blyth., „ 7 25 " .3'28 " .,d 55 "
Londesborough 7 44 " ...,3 36 " . ..7 04 ".
moon 4. 8 02 " 54 " ...7 24 "
.11r1)eeneld„ .. 20 " 4- 07 " ‚.743 "
Hippeti• ., 8 SO " .. 4 15 " , • -7 60 "
.. 8 30 „ 4 20 "" .8 06 " ,
Exeter .. 52 " „ ,.4 32 .",:„ 25 "
Centralia,. .952 " 42 : 42 '
Cinndeboye 916 " ... 4 54 " . .902 "
Indian ,. 027 "6 04 " ,...0 Is "
lidertnn . 985 "•---.513 " "
Ettrick ,. --9 47 " .
'Hyde Park, 50 " 6 20 " 10 00 0°
L nden .3000 ' ....5 .; 101.0 "
Broadfoot &Box,
Unilertaters
Our stock of "dnderfalting
Goods is very. large and conj-
. plete. person requiring
anything rn this line will find
•it to their advantage to tall
and see us,. as we have just re-
ceived a largo stock of
WALNCTiLiND
RO8EV11000
CASKETS.: •
Also COFFINS, of every des-
cription, front the best ,A.meri.
can and Canadian manufactne-,
era, also a stock of 1101)08 and
Trimmings, which we are pre.
pared to furnish at half the
price formerly charged for
those Goods.
'-NO, 7 BRICK
innikomaisimommulat
BLYTH SAW'
&DODDS
. now prepueu ado alt kinds of work In it.r r
lino. Having put rn a grain crusher, We 10"O
to d'o OhOppillgs any time and on tho 41:101it6E rbOt .•
G0151.4AN & DODDS,
Meth tree, 17 1880. -.
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Cures Cholera,Choiera Morbus, Dy-
sezterg, Cramps, Colic, sea Sick- •
nese and -Summer Complaint ; •
Cholera infantum,• and oil corn -
plaints peculiar. to children teeth -
mg, and will be found equally
beneficial for adults or children.
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FOR SALE UY ALL ORROCISTE.
T. 011111.13URN &C0.;
Peoprietort, Toronto.
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