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'Before marriage she WKS tleai'land lie
wait her treasure]• but .afterwards she
iwcawe dearer and he treasurer; '
A. Mormon never ipeaka ohie better
Haff, but of his better' eigi til or, si >
•t'tatmtls, as the Case may be.
'Seubrett-"]low is the prettiest way
to hold the hand V' Wlly, so. that the
other side oau't see what csr(is ,you've
go. • • .
Advice trout •tits Greek t "Itnew
thyself" is good ad 'ice.. And to find
out all about yourself'. in the shortest -
time get nominated for otlice,
A prominent New York lawyer cun-
tidentially informs us 'that during
his experience he has never met \vitt
ale divorce but what there was a wom-
an. in it.
11. W. Roily has u, poem . on .«The
Lost hiss." He dosen't make it very
plain as to how be lost it, but'.it is pre-
sumed that hvr mother clinic into the
room just in, time to catch. Iter at it.
"1 rE'nl>:+ntber,': said brewer, "I re-
member two young ent:n who used to
board at my ]louse -they are both dead
row." The crowd broke into .a' nitaam
ing sinilN,'and Brewer woniiereel why
they didn't wait for the featly part of
the story to Coale., •
"This butter, nlr. Spicer.," said tiie
t'1•oaler, "carried off the prize at the
farmer's fair," and Seth spat out a taste
of the compound.and remarked': "Un-
less the prize was a ship's anchor and
utixin cable,. I should. think the butter,
could have carried it off easily."
1iThnt new girl is smart lookini'v and.
a, good figure, but she is too confound-
otlIy frank with the customers," - said
-Mr. I+'lemishell; the dry goods merchant,
"You ought net to • eXpeot`' anything•
different, sir," answered his confidential•
clerk. LeWhy not 1"°: "Why, sir, you
say she is a good figure, and . figtfres,
you know, sir, won't lie."" •
The barber's children are little shay-'
cera; the upholsters are • little tackers;
• the butchers' are young lambs; tlie car-
penters are chips fromthe old, block.;
the baker's are clam baby tarts; aria
the angry'. man's are little pits:=lCew
Yurk.Daily 'Yews, And the. printer's
are pious;.th.ehotel:keeper,'s.iit.tleb-e-ars.
and the pork packer's grunters
n,Hagyard's. Pectoral Balsam,'; tt:few
doses relieve the moat aistressing
cptugh, and a twenty-five cent bottle
has cured Charly a sufferer from Asth-
ma, , Bronchitis, Group, Influenza,
Hoarseness dud Soreness of the Voest..
It is the grand specific for all throat
and lung complaints leading to Con.
suaupticn.
"'flail beauteous„ bounteous,lad-
soslte Spring" -this was Mark Twin's
prize ,L)oew---but the dire' diseases in-
cident to spring, spoil the romance.
Burdock Blood .Bitters is the prize
remedy, the remedy prized by all who
have tried it as the nest Blood Purify-
ing Tonic and System • Regulator in the
market. It cures all Blood Humors
trout the worst Scrofula to a common
Pimple. Sample 13ottle 10 cents, for
sale by all iihtilers in medicine.
'-Six Nevada widows, each worth oyer
$300,000, have formed.a. compact and
solemnly agreed to take no mon-but edi-
tors for second husbands., 'The reason
for this•'is that they know editors are'
• above pecuniary considerations and will
• only wed for love. And we'. wish to.
add that every editor in the land •con
-siders all those ladies as ,..among the`
loveliest of their sex and= h:it;hly',intel
"iectua).
THE HURON,' RE QflD
1S 1'0651811HU
Every Friday lnhTO>rnitng,
At the othee, Victoria Block, (near. the Post Office)
• CLINTON, ONTARIO,
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TERMS ••--7'nn 1trcOan wi11 be sent to subscribers
(postage fere) for 31.25 if paid inadvanct ; 31.50 if
paid in 11 months; 82.00 if paid at the end of the year.
No pupa discontlnned till all arrears 510
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line, tic.; each.snlsegnent insertion, 2c l'rofeosioual
t'ards,.not exceeding six ]sots, $4:0011er tuntuui.'
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be inserted until forbid, mad charged aceorQutg1y.
807' Our rates for yearly contracts will bo outdo
known 00 applicationat the ufllee,
• .1011 PRINTING,- Rook' and Job Printing of every
description executed with neatness and despatch, on
thtl shortest possible notice Orders by mail prompt-
ly attended to. Charges moderate,'
CHURCH D1I1tEVT011 %
Canada Slcthodist•;•tierriees'at 10.30 to 111. and
0.80 p. 1n. Sabbath Sehool at 2.30 p. tn, 1li v. Ws.
Stcl)uvaen,, Pastor,
• Canada Presbyterian,- Services at 11 non. and 0.30
nii7,lPuestur.ath School, 2.3o. p.m. ' 1'H\ A1,ox, Srrsw-
Et, Paul's (Episcopal). --Senecas at 11 a., m. and 7
p. m. Sabbath School and Bible Class, 3 in, Rte.,
\V Canto, Rector P. .
Bible Cluistian Serviees at 10,30 a. 1n, and 030
p. m. Sabbath School, 2,30 p. 10. •.R a...11. "rnwIAs,
Pastor. .
Baptist Cbureb .-Service at 10.30 a.m. and 0;30 pan:
Sabbath School. 2:80 p. m. Rev: J, Gans, l'it'ter,
,An Interrupted Wedding
'Uniontown, Ky., -society has' been
given a shockfront which. it will take
a long time to'recover. The trouble
cumilated at a weeding. The about.to•
-
be -bride was young, refined, and, as
her masculine acquaintances aver, was
beautiful: The groom had been intro,
dnced- :into the :'best chole of Uuion-
town-people' a few nio ftlis before, and,
had ,completely won'the cotificlence of
the young woman's parents, He Was
handsome, scholarly, and of fascinating.
manners. A. week or so ago' the
friends of the bride mei 'at .the church
where the ceremony was to be per --
termed, and soon ithe bride herself en-
tered, with flowing veil and rosy cheeks;
The clergymen, whose services had been
secured for the occasion, eyed • the.
llridegro'om elese)Iy, and, :wheh the lat-
ter drew near, the good man dropped
hiss book as though ,atnazed.,and hor-
rified. '•
"I . cannot ,rlxy this man," he said,
recovering quickly. -
"Why not, sir l" asked the .bride's
father, rising ' ger and moving
toward the elEgyman.
"Because I married' this Man to
another' woman .at Evansville; 'Ind.,
lass thana year ago.".' •
Some of the ladies fainted, the bride-
groom -elect gesticulated violent .pro-
testations, and the wedding• -party col-
lapsed. Investigationshowed that the
charge was well-founded.
TRAVELLING. GUIDE.
' • r aatai 'f'riuik
EAST.
• Pass Exps Mixed, ,]fixed,
l oderne Ly 7.00ana. ,1800pui..3l5pin•..0.00 RIO
llolmesttllo.. 7.20 " .,12,80 .,3.50 " ..9.40 "
Clinton ; 7.30 " .12 45 :.4.15 " .10.00
Sen3p{ith 7.50 " .. 1.10 ..4.45 0 10,50 "
Dublin .. 8.03 ' . 1.30. 'e ..510 11.25 "
Sli.tehell .. P 16 " .. /.45 ." ..5.85 " 11.55
debringtille..8.35 " 205 ! :,010 '12.35p1n
Stratford,_Ar8.45 " .? 215, `,:050 "; . 1.00 "
VALUABLB
Village Lots for Sale,.
IN BLYTH.. .
1. Part of Lot No, 3, Block "A," Qae0n Street Mc-
Connell's survey. This lot is in the centre ,oj the
business part of the Tore, and has frontage enough.
for tierce stores
2, Pert Nos. Two and Three, Quoon Street, Drum:
11744)11's survey-- ery conveniently situated.
deueos.
5. 1058 Nos, 11 Rod 12, Block " C,"l,fceonnell's sur•
vcy very suitable, on Wheeh to erect private resl-
Pass.
$tritlord..Lv 1.20 p in
Sohring\•elle.. 1.80
Mitchell ,.... 1.45 "
Dublin ..200
•Seaforth 2.17 "
.0,liuton .. 2.40 "
fTolmesville.. 2.50 `
pot18r1uh.: Ar3.15" t'
"Arkansaw or Arkansas." It is im-
material which pronunciation is adop-
ted in this case,. but quite material
that the citizens of Arkansas with the.
rest of the United Status and the Vo;
minion should be supplied with good
pens. Bsterbrook's are •popular, re-
liable and standard.
Why. become 'a suffering martyr to
headache, \Mile Burdock ' Blood Bit
ters +will surely curet' the cause of all
varieties of either . Sick or Nervous
Headache, cleanse the system, regulate.
the serrations, relieve Constipation of
the Bowels, purify the Y31ood, renovate
the liver, and tone up the Nervous
System, and distressing 'headache will
be unknown 4 Sample Bottles 10
Cents, Large Bottles $1.00.
WEST.
Exp's. ]Mixed: fixed..
,.7.50pm..7.00am..3.48pm
..8.0.5 ' 7.30 ' ..4.10 ."
..8.25 " 1:8 15 " ..4.45 ."
..SAO a' -8.45 ' • 5.10 "
8.55 " . 915 " .5.4a "
..9.15 ".. 10.00 " .0.15 '"
9.25' ' . 10:2.0 ' ..6,35. 0
:9.50: y •11.oa '..7,15 "
Grein Western
NORTiI._;
•
•-' TERMS EASY.
For further particulars, r.pply to
or to the C, FLOODh, Blyth.
RECORD OFFICE, Clinton
fitil FORFEIT.
Immix Cancer (ere Depot,
Caaticook,,1'. C,1.,.Canada.
ANGER CURE.
Vii✓
without tae use of the Entre. .8.8
The only Permanent Cure in the World,
For particulars enclose two 3 :cent stwnps to 8. C,
5111111, Gattieoult, 1'. tars, Canitdc.
l7.0 Ilighest references.
GITILE4 - bly'I}FT ANO PERTAIN..
Any payer can pnhllclt the above for 35 a year, with.
this note ands paper regularly.
Express. - Mail.. • ' EFpress -
LOntloh ._ 7.40 a in. .2,20 p m....0.25 p m
Ilydelark,. 7,50 "' ..2.80.'" 0.35
Etteiek. 6.44 "
llderton 8.0;1 {` 49 " 0; 2•
Brecon .. 8.15 " 300 : " 7.08
.Clandeboye 8.20 315 " 7.14 "
.Centralia 8.40 '" , ..8.25 "
Exeter 8.52 .3.38. 7.40 "
1lcnsall 9.05 " ..8:52 " 7.53 "
,T;ippen .- 0.11 " ..8.57 " 7.59.' "
lirucoheld , 9.21 " ,:4.07 " .8.08 '•
Clinton ... 9.39 " • .4.23 • " 3.25. '•
Londesborough 0.53"' 4 41 . " 8.45 "'
Blyth.. .10.00 " . ..4.50 - 0 ....3.52 "
Belgrave 10,24 " . ..5.00 ' " .:9:09 "
wfngham.. 10.45 " ..b.25 " , ..0.25` "
SOUTH. , .
Exprese. . Mail. • Express --
Whe hair . 700 a to .2 55 p tn....0 20 ji • m
Belgrave -w 7 15 " 313 ,' " _....0 38,
Blyth .. .735 " ....8 28 " ,051 •'
Londonborough. 7 44 " 2130 " " ...7 04 ".
Clinton 802 ".364••c" ....7 24 "'
Brnceleld.. - 8 PO " „.
4 07 ` :7 43 "
Iitppen 830 :.4 i5 " ..7 59 "
Hensel].. .,. 830.:" 420 " ....800 "
Exeter -- 8 52 " • :.4 82 ..8 25 . "
Centralia.„ -. 9 02 " .4 42 r .„8 42 '
Clandeboye.. 016 " . 4 54 _ ' 002 -• "
.Brcuon ,,. 9 27 `• -'..5 04 "..918 . "
;Merton 938 " _ ..6i 13 " 'x ...9 35 ""
Ettrick �_. '9 47 "
11ydo Park ..' 046 " 5'20 " . 10 00 "
London • -.10 05 ' ,a 65 " ...1010 "
-AND-
[i�i� �1°�l�I'CiCS
FOR SALE.
GOOD -BARGAINS.
That firstelass Tarn, on the Ilin'on Road, near
• 1larpurhey, Lot 33, in the first concession of
SfeKillop, 101 items, (b0 cleared) adjoining the pro..
'perty of L. 51eyer, Esq. Log and France ]louse, large
Frame Barn, good Orchard, Sc, Apply to SL'. WM,
Wij1'1'ELY, lDurbn ]toad. Techorsmith•-=•0r 50 the
unde.rsie urd
() Lot 29,. fn the Twelfth Coneession -01 Oocicrlch,
N. Township, near llolmesville--80.acres, about. 40
cleared, balance Well timbered. Frame house and
stable Well suited fur a dairy or gazing farm. Only
3200 reetfired down; Or would he exchanged for Town
property. Apply to Sir. 11. 31OLNTCAS'TL1i, Blyth,
Cir to the undcrsiunerl
i) The valuable llotel proliertv'on Victoria Street,
e), (linte,., known as Lane's Betel, now oroupied
Thy Mr. George, Knox; comprising a forge hotel
.build-
ing,•d1'iving• shed, four choice T.,Wn lots, 1,e. • ' -
4That elc ant two-story frank dwelliri-11OUSc on
I ilurnn Street, (llntun;• formerly held by J. C.
• Miller, 110W Gnelllnetl•b,y Mr. John 1'. patten.
t✓ The comfortable frame enttage on 'North Street,
e), winch belonged to the late Jaden Pugh, now 00
copied by 51r..Jahttwail tw0•13rge lots, good
garden, are,-near.th.Tiailey o Flax ax 51111. '
(/+ Thu good f rune cottage and large lot No. 903,
0. on Eno 4treetr (Hutton..- The lot is near the
Junction of iho.v o rain al's, and may hereafter "he
valuabloaS•it factory situ,.
.lr•+IT Also other lots and buildings for sada. •Apply
to _
Hi. HALE,
Clthton;'April 11, 1831, Buren, St„ Clinton
Ear's for .the 111111 10n 1
Foe Cltoo'S,1Rals•un of Shark's
Oil,
X'ositiveM Restores the IIear(ng, and is
the Only'dLsaluI, C ei'e for, Deafness
•Kneen:
This 011 Isextractcd !roma pectillar species of small
Sunnit, 'naught in the Yellow Sea, known as.
Carcharodans Rondeletii, Every Chinese flshorman"
knows 1t. Ito virtues as it restorative of hearing Were
discovered by . Buddhist Priest about the year 1410.
Its eureo Were 80 nt111terOtls and MA\r HO BMr01801.0
MntA6t'LOns, that the relpody Cia8 n111ela1ly proclaimed'
over the entire Empire. Its use became Ho tlnt0orsal
that for ovale 300 VRARs 00 Do,tvxlmms IIAH MIMEO
.50000 1101 CIIIgai/a"Lisor1Jf: Sent, charges jlrel9lald, to
any address, at $1 -per bottle.
only Imported by
1.1AYLOCK & CO.
901.7E AO1STS you minim 17 my$t., Now Yerk
Its virtues are 4eldgt1P.stiitl able and its curd tier char-
acternti3oltete, aA the ureter peen personalty tcst(f'y,
MA front exprerienee and obserodtion.
Among the many readers of the Bbviow in ono part
alul another of the country, It Is prohahl0 that num/
bets aro oftictett with dulness, and to such ft stay be
said; "Write at once to flay lock. & Co., 7 Day Street,
10ow Ybrif, enelosing 81,"and you will receive by re-
Mint a remedy that will enable you to hear like any.
body else, and whose ehrath'e effects will be perms-
, nont. • rode.
You will never regret. doing so."--Ettitor ill
Jew 1 ork Yeroantile ]ttroicre, Sept. l+s 1880.,
John Smith.
MERCHANT TAILOR
ANI)
G neral - Outfitter,
(Carson's
CLINTON.
Clinton Marble Works,.
•HURON• STREETI CLINTON.
W.' H..C'0 o'PER, Jr.,•
-tfanefacturer of and •dealor in all kinds of
Marble & Granite for. Cemetery
-Work, it figures that defy competition.
, Aloe -lllanufudturer, of the Celebrated
ARTIrIc1A7r SroN.E 'lot. Building pur-
bposes and Ceinetery.Work,hvhich roust
e semi to 1)e appreciated. -A11 work.
warranted to give satisfaction,
CLINTO
arrI-a.g-4
D. CANTELON
NANUFATU1tER
orks.
PROPRIETOR,
OF.
BUGGIES, CIJTTERS, WAGONS, SLEIGHS, &C.
LTTI1,f BEit -ANT) SHIT GLPS taken in exchnnge. Clive me a call and 1 will give
you pric,:s that cannot be bep,te11 in the Comity... e....11epairing and Iiorseshoeing doiae
with despatch. - • _„•
Harness, Light,
•-==AND=,
Ti. CANTELON.
Harness j-/eauy,
Can always bo'had at the LOWEST
RATES, at.: .
NEWTON 84 DENNIS'.
PHOT 'C A HER, ' -
Beaver :lock, Clinton
LATEST STYLES 1
' FINEST FINISH 1
also a Large Stock of
C g
• which will be sold CHEAP.
'We. are giving Special Bargains in
Trunks and Valises. Our stock is very
much enlarged this Spring, in all the
above linos. .All we ask is for the pub-
lic to call and inspect our stock and be
convinced that 'we ate selling cheaper'
than ever before known. We have al-
ways made Ligllt 'Harness a specialty,
and warrant all Collars.
NEWTON dt DENNIS.
FURNITURE!! - FURNITURE!!
Clinton Furniture .Ware -Rooms, .No. 77 Brick Block.
Owing to the increase of businossduring the past year,
13 IR, 0A•1)IP00T 8z T3.0.7r
Vale taken out a DOW lease of No.' 77, and will continue to do business as formeri 4 •
Wo have on hand at the present time as tine a stock of,h'urniture as was ever on exhibition in this Town,
'which we will sell ata,very SMALL ADVAN(•T: ON COST, As we manufacture all our 0011 Condi WO arc the
pared 500'0011r Customers BETTER 0001)8, for LES�SLtylr,ONEEY than caul jo oobtainedd .sewhere: ,
' - ALL... GOODS �ty�� ARRANTEDI.
P..ROBR, Manager ; ' A. BENNETT, Salesman
- ' .tar Don't 1n1ss'the place -No. 77 nrlekBlock. `irh
BOOTS AND SHOiES,; TRUNKS, ETC.,
ONS 1/M0N''T
J: Z'WI'T'C LL'S, ICT RIA •BLOCK
wrr5
CHH MISTS AND DRUG ,ISTS
GREAT IVORTIU-'ii STERN TELLGRAPfl OFFICE,
ALBERT STREET, ' CLINTON,.
-DEALERS IN
Pure Drugs, Dye S.tufs, Perfumery, -Genuine. Patent Medicines,
Horse and Cattle Medicines, and all Articles Generally sold by Druggists.
PRESCRIPTIONS AND FAMILY RECIPES CAREFULLYP[1EPA.`ESED:'
Agents for liarris' Glove Cleaner.,
•
BroadfoottBoa,
ll�Ul l�Uld
Our stock of 'Undertaking
Goods is very large _ and coin-
plete. -.A,ny person requiring
anyth•ing•in this line will find
it to their advantage to call
and see us: as we have just re-
ceived a large stock of •
WAIrNUTaAND
ROSEWOOD
CASKETS.
Also COFFINS, of every des-
eription,'frons the best Ameri-
can and Canadian manufactur-
ers, also a stock of Robes and -
Trimmings, which we are pre-
parod to furnish at Ralf the
price formerly charged' for
these Goods,
NO,17 BRICK B OCK1
LYTH : SAW MILL.
• GOSMAN•& DODOS`: -
Are now'propared to do'all kind of work' in their
line. lhwingput; 111 a grain erushor,•We ere :aisle
to do cbopping'at Shy time :and on the shortest iloti00
• GOSMAN S D01)DS.
Blyth Dec. 17 1380. 42-tf. -
Cures Cholera, Cholera Morbus, Dy-
sentery, Cramps, Colic, Sea Sick
•nessand Summer Complaint; also
Cholera Infantum, and all Com-
plaints peculiar to children teeth-
ing, and will be found equally
beneficial for adults' or children ,
FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS. •
T. MILBURN & CO.,
Proprietors. Toronto.