Huron Record, 1881-09-16, Page 6Two Oversights
One of the stall keepers at the Cen-
tral market had a basket of vegetables
to go to a house on Fort street east
yesterday, and calling to a whitewasher
who was hanging around for a job,.
said to him :
"Here, old man, take this basket to
No.—Fort street, and I will give
you a watermelon."
handed him the two
melon. "I promised
c
halves together.
"But tier mellyon
that would give you
"Dat's so, boss, but
reckoned dat it was
a lumber yard till
color of de nlellyo
The colored brother closed his bar-
gain at once, and upon his return, .after
d suspiciously brief
absence, the man
halves of a green
you .a melon and
here it is," he lai1, as he clapped the
hain't ripe, boss."
"Can't help that
I didn't specify
a ripe one."'
I didn't specify
what time dis summer I should tote
dat basket up dar, either, an' I . kinder
best to leave it in
I saw de size and
n, 'Pears like I
hain't much behind
in dis trade." '
He had a ripe melon under his arm
as he started off to
finish his errand;
Heavy Losers.
" Pardon sire for troubling you, sir,
but did you drop a $20'gold piece?"
asked a man with an earnest look on
his face and a memorandum book. in
his hand of a well dressed individual
on the corner of Jefferson and Wood-
ward avenues.
" The man addressed ran his • hand.
into various pockets and replied :
it Well, now,. I declare, Can it be
possible that I was so careless'. as to
drop that coin ? Yes, it's gone.:. I
must have lost it right here,near where
we stand."
The elan opened bis memo-r'andum
book, took from his vest pocket the
stub of a led pencil and said :
t -r Will you tavor me with your name
and address ?"
They were ,given, and the questioner -
started on, when the well-dressed man
cried :
" Hi, there I Where's the money.?
Give me my .gold piece."
" Oh, I didn't findany money. 1
took a notion this morning that- in • a
city like this, where thousands •and'
thousands of dollars are handled every
hour, there'm.ust be • great 1 sses, . and
started out to investigate the' matter..
Between here and. the river •I found
seven men that lost twenty -dollar gold
pieces,. and I expect to run 'the' list.up,'
to two hundred before I•reach. the City
hall. Good day;'sir.
What a Boy Did. ;
A dirks, walking in his garden one
'day; saw a Latin copy of a• great work
on mathematics lying on the grass, and
and thinking it had been brought fro—
lits library, ealled some one to carry it.
back.
•
."It belongs to me," :said the gard
ener's soil, stepping up.
" Yours 1" cried the duke ; ".do'
you understand geometr-y.and Latin?"
t° 1 know a little of then," answer-
ed the lad, modestly.
The duke having a taste for the
sciences, began to talk with the voting`
student, and was astonished at. 'the
clearness and intelligence' of his ars
ewers. • ' .
But how came you: to .know so
much 3" asked the nuke. •• '
" One of the servants taught me to
read," answered the lad ; " one`does
not need to know more than the 26
letters to •know' everything else one
wishes," • But the gentleman wanted
to know more about it.
" After I learned to read," •said' the
boy, " the masons came AO work at
your house ; I noticed the architect`.
used square and compasses, and made
many .calculations: What' was the
meaning and use of that ? I asked ;.
and they told me of a science called
arithmetic. 1 bought' me an arith-
metic and studied* it . through. They
then told me there was another science
called geometry. Then I found' there
were better hooks about these scieppes
in Latin. I bought a :dictionaty:.•and.
studied Latin. • I heard thews werb
still better ones in French. , It. seems
to we we uiay learn, everything •.whim
we know the 26 'letters• of the alpha-
bet,"
They are, in fact the ladder to every
science. But how many men' are Cor -
tented to .waste their time at.. the' first
two or. three rounds, with not pluck nor
pe•rseveranoe enough to clink higher ?
Up, up, up, if you want to know. More,.
a,ud see clearer, and take a high post of
usefulness in the world. And if you
are- epoor- hey -arid -need -a little -friend.
ly encouragement to help. you oaf,. be
sure, if you hate a will to climb, you
will find the way, just as the ..a:•der
el.'s son found it afterwards hi the
Duke of Argyll, under whose parent-
age he pursuer) his studies and boeame
a distinguished mathematician,
The good accomplished steelpens ie
incalculable, but the cost of a boxy of
Esterbrook's pens is only nominal. The
stationers have them. .l'he trade .sup-
plied by BatowN Bros., Toronto.
Self-resecpt is the first step in. all
reformations:; and when your blood is
laden with impurities and you are :suf-
fering, from biliousnessor dyspepsia,
the first step to a radical cure is to.
take Burdock Blood Bitters. Price
$1.00, trial size 10 gents.
The terrible disease, Canadian chol-
era is but little less fatal than real
Asiastic cholera, and will require
equally prompt treatment, Dr. Fow-
ler's Extract of Wllcl Strawberry will
cure it as well as all other forms of
bowel complaints of infants or adults
if used in proper time.
Many medicines check to suddenly
attacks of Bowel Complaints, inducing
dangerous inflammation, Dr, Fowler's.
Extract of Wikl. , Strawberry, cleanses
Strengthens and heals the diseased and
weakened mucuous surface of the Stom-
ach and Bowels, and safely cures every
orm of Summer Complaints.
Delays are dangerous. And none
more so than to neglect the incipient
stages of bowel complaints in infants or
adults. Dr, Fowler's Extract of Wild
Strawberry is the, most prompt and
pleasant remedy to administer,. and is
always reliable tocure cholera infer).
tum, dysentery, cholic, cramps, and all
summer complaints, Forsale by all
dealers,
—Bishop ,Hellmuth writes to the
press giving a sketch of the establish-
ment and\progress of the Flellmuti,
Colleges and of the London University.
With a viel, to firmly establishing the
University he asks for funds, in addi-
tion to the $53,365 already raised,
mainly in England,and the $25,000
promised by the friends in and about
London, In .a postscript he announces
that 'since the appeal was Written sub-
scriptions of $3,800 have been receiv-
ed.
FOR 'SA'LE.
A LARGE Carriage and. Illacksmith shop on the.
Main .Street, i11 the village of Blyth. 'Thorn are
two largo' shops, 40x60, cath two stories; a goad
dwelling end stable. • This is the best opening In the
cotiety for a carriage manufactory and will be sold on
reasonable tern's; if not sold soon will be rented, , Ad.
dress, •
• 'C.IIAMILTON, Myth.
Blyth, June 23 1881. .
PRIDE OF. TtE V11I�LEi'
MEDICINE,'
(Tiede hr trk,adeisterce March, IS$1.
•
The only medium that acts at the salve time on the
Livor, aha BowelO crud the Kidneys l,h�ese Great
Organs are thcnatiral cleansers of the system if
they work well Health Will be perfect; if they bosom)
cloggu , dreadflll.tlt8eiraoS the s111'e, to fellow', with ter-
rible suffering. Ilillfousncas, tIoa11 tthc spcp,i,y;
Constipation, kidney .Complaints, pneumatic rains,
and Aches are devoloped.lectruse the brood is poisoned
with. the humors that should 'lave been expelled.
natural; 'Palms OF TOE V,si,1 vt Medicine is a positive
coverer the above, For salt, •by all principal (ti ug•
gists. Can be had at J. 11. Combo and at WattstC Ca.'s
druggists, Clinton, Ana
A. 11 Shi•ieves, 110' Bathurst
Street, London, Ont., solo proprietor for the United'
States and Canada.
Can be had Wholesale at I t m ve Irros: iC Co., T.
Milburn iC Co., and Northrup and Ly nnan,'ot'Torotito;
also Archattle Wilson, & Co., of HIamilton.. Sample
packages, 25 cents; five for ol:
BEA UTIRIL Ch'R0A1O8..
• A LARGE STOCK WHICH I ,Elft. •
.SELLING OFF CHEAP
at from 2n cts, to 2Ci et''s.. and 411 cts per
pah,lot flame, glass nixl picture.
COME AND SEE THEg,
AT A.- .HALE'.
Two doors south of 1 t er.lcp'e.Uillinery Store, Victoria
Streif, •Cleztrni,' Ont...•
Boob an
ci Shoo liaking.
BEACOM
\Vislaes.to inform the inhallitants'of Clin-
ton and vicinity thlitlle i8 p' part:d to do
• till kindsof
shoo u•llia kii . &Rep -airing
(� ► 1 e ,llcrtest l?osnteii:Ce:,
Bost.French Kip or. C i Boots
�if'l;k 11
Ids to Order, $4 to $4.50..
Qr-allau i 1
? lleG o /reit' 1)rirr,:l,
Place of Bensante,s—'.1qbitntenstle s
Oltll'itand.
(iliaton, April 2..th, l831.
Mrs. Ira Mulholland, Oakville,
writes ; "For several years f have suf-
fered from ,oft.reeur'r)ng bilious head-
ache, .dyspepsia, and .complaints pe-
culiar to my sex. ,Since using your
Burdock Blood Bitten'. 1 am entirely
relieved. , •
WSW
Braadfaut )3Oxl
Our stock of Undertaking
Goods is very large and com-
plete. Any person rr'quiriug
anything in this line will filtd
'it to their advantage to call
and see us, as we have just re-
ceived a large stock of
WALNUT AND
ROSEWOOD
CASKETS.
Also COFFINS, of every des-
cription, from the best Ameri
can and Canadian manufactur-
ers, also aStock of 'Robes and
Trimmings,which we are pre-
pared • to furnish at' half the
price formerly charged for
these Goods.
190, 77 BRICK BLOCK.
,
Whiter Mountain
tire
WILL
'PARE'CORE AND SLICE
a bushel' of apples in,
FII" rEEN MINUTES.
t3
-• : -2r'oor-and:Hardware 'Merchai t,, •
CLi NTON.
RED BRICK STORE.
0
IIARfr1IARE AND STOVES.
SP CIAL BARGARNS
7n Fly Traps,. Apple Rivers,. Barb Fence Wire, White Lead, faints, Oils and
Varnishes, Win.tlow Glass, Brass and .>iivanu1)Iled .i'1•';.('r'ritlg Kettles,
and Granite: ,Tran Ware. We will open 'up this week a line
assortment of Lamps and Lamp Ousels, and al\ ex -
b traordhiary low prices. Call and ,1•t) thein.
OUR,
TSTOCK O .STOVES
This fall will be the largest and most complete ever shown iit the county of
Huron, comprising all the latest designs and improvements in Cooking, Niall,.
Parlor and Parlor Cook Stoves;; also a full line of Base Burner Cole Stoves, in-
cluding the celebrated Radiant Home. Our prices and terms will be as favor-
able as any house in the trade, and. we solicit a call from all intending purchasers. -
1Io not mistake the place, Red Brick Store, bign of the Padlock, Albert street,,
Clinton, Ont.
'HARLAND, BROTHERS.
THE WORST PLACE'
in this Townie get your -
Is at the Old Waterloo Clouse..
ROBS THE GROCERY
Keeps the worst Stock in Tcwn. His prices are' higher than•
any other Grocer; he is very inattentive to his customers; and.
makes himself generally disagreeable to every person that does,
patronize him, and lie don't want your trade—still, he 'keeps.
open day and night." '
"Lear ore, how thisworld is given to perversion,' nearly EYERYBODY
'BUYS FRO\I• . • -
HI11'I.
There - Must be'SQrneMfstake Here
for leis' Goods ire all New and IlYell Bought, and
Don't You : Forget It I
O�— -
'Remember the place -
osrte Pit Ofco ' , in the
Old'Waterloo' Hosni �.
0 331 Grocer.
Y, ii
qf {4� (�h r—seepq,ep. �1qq� p ,.
L1Vt:8]i tiitil5i' 't�.�,.�i 5 Cl+i l rata
6n d for Purl yli,; trio 43tdoct. I
3t has been in use. for 21 years, and hits tr,
preyed to bo 'the best) irersalation to the
n -1 etfer SICU Ii 17 /Ai t, ,, PA1r1IN �F
iLJf• SIDE OA , 'LIVER COM
lr ]I�'T1J111YI:I$uUi4'x, E,1Y $.
1:iLA.' 1'ILES, and all L c a ca tr..tt
f arise -from a Disordered Lrici c •an lr.•t
,q
Imre bloc(' ''Sousa dsofourher'pco,e
!� rake it r d gi a, it, to t"ieir ch ,.ti 1. eny
qj
sickens 1 c lir. achy: Those who:use
it o'nee e i me ld it to others..
It is rade from VeUowDool T]nndu
ras r r: p rtliat, Wild' Cherry.S ugia.
L•rnrt ioz Sassafras \Winter rein, and
Roots
cher tt I is),own valuable Roots and ',I
Ler Io'is strictly 1.ugetribl. arid can 11�
rt L art t o mn^t t eats t, ^.trtrtrton.
Ir i•, c: e c r Las bet n)c ll anus in use
ter 1,-u!.1g ' ov e'•i
It is's('d by all reznorrdhle druggists
• at era d e, for a quart bottle et. say. p
bo 'eto 1Roct,l t tj
These who cannot rbtatn a bottle of
1!
this inot `ne frrOrt _.: t n1 gs:5.tna33�
AMA, us ) ('o:1a, anti\vo wuttloaver.ft
to "'heel et at y that ;es,
{ t7. YQS;t. T71]4 CJ , .tan,rfictueern,
Anlrrt::'•'413i1RG 0,N'.1%)
4.4
Sold by WATTS J CO
Chemists & , Dru;rgists, ('l lntgn.•
11
•
THE KEY To HEALTH,,
Unlocks nit the clogged avenues of the
Bowels Kidneys • and Liver, carrying
tali' graduallywithout weakening the system,,
all the impurities and foal humors of the
secretions •, at the same time Correcting`
Acidity of the Stomach, curing Bili-
ousness, Dyspepsia,
ili_ousness,Dyspepsia, Headaches, Diz-
ziness, Heartburn, . Constipation;
Dryness of the. Skin, Dropsy, Dim-
ANS
im,
Ae .. of n Jaundice Salt
ss Visio. i , Rheum,
Erysipelas, Scrofula, Fluttering of
the Heart Nervousness and General
Debility ; gall and nman other simi.
, these n y
lei Complaints yield to the happy influence •
of BURDOOK BLOOD BITTERS,. 4
Sample Bottles 10e ;Regular site $1.1
For sale by all' dealers.
T. luILB101tN at CO., Protrrietors,; Toronto
7r
C o-ur' Choice bins of Foots an ..$hoer, Very 0:'ea •
BIG DISCOUNT :IN P:RTJ•NELLAGOODS.
Heavy arrivals of Sugar, bought bilore• the late advance.
Heavy arrivals of General Groceries.
Iieav'y arrivalsof Crockery Glassware,- .Cc.
Breught direct 'from the .manufacturers,' very low.
We . neitlier went to China or Japan to iinrcllttso ottr Ti blit, did the•next best tiling--;. 'ewe
Luitol.t direct frons Bestir y importerw; . Any old; woman. in thu can ntiy who has trod our
T will tell yen itis the best they can bey: ,Just try once, then 11lWays, '.
CASH 'FOR; EGGS. 0RSH FOR BUTTER •[N • PACKAGES.
Strawberries during their season to ati il orders for the same.
•
ply any
TE M3.� S V N & BOLES.
e :deiss
Will make, for the next 6:0„days only, a Grand Offer of
IANOS..AND- O q.. .
$850 Square: Grand Pians for only $2415,.
(('' 9: llfagniacorrt rdsewood ease.olc :1ntly finished, 3'Strings : 1.3 Octavos full patent cantan
)7 L
JuY1 t) ogresses, our new.patent overstrung scale, beautiful caritecl.legs and lyre heavy scrim
iue and large 101103,. moulding round case, hal Iron Frame, Yranch Grund Action, Grind hemmers, in fn.t CVO
improvement whish can In any >vay.tond to th'e'perfoction of the h,struutent has been added.
tip„. Our price no this tnstrsmont boxed and delivered.ori hoard pars at,() f=- • . .
:IoW York, with lime Plano Cover, Stool and Book, Only
:IoW.
This Piano will be sent on'test trial. Please send reference .if you do not send 1i1000y with. order. Ca
sept with order will he refunded and freight charges paid by as both Ways if Piano {suet ,jest ;1s represent
in this Advertisement. Thousands in use. Sendfortlata:ogue. Every instrument hilly Warranted for 5yea
• 103 to y4,1O (with Stool, hover and Hook). AU sirietly Firstclass n
sold -at Wholesale factory prices. These Pianos !rule Dna" of the flint
" r� {y: 4 4+ ' displays atthe Culltennhal Esltibltiirn, end., were unanimously - sees
`v . nionded.for the IlnntiSs•r hovel's, The Squares. contain our.New Fate
Seale, t 1e greatest, improvement 111 the history of Piano ,ntal.hig. The Uprights aro, the finest in Ainori
Positively we. nut to the finest Plano,, of the richest 0.1111) and greatest durability. They aro recommetbled
tho hlgl est lrrusleal authorities in the country. Over -1.4,000 10 use, and not' ono dissatisfied purchaser.
Pianos or O1t;uns sent on 12 days' test trial(•eight /too if lrnsatirr/•uctar•l/. Don't fail to write us before b1
ing. Fusitively 'o offer t io host bargains. Cotnlo ue mailed fres, 110081ome Illustrated and Ilosoript
Catalog 10 of 48 1,•ig(st mailed for.•8C. stamp. livery tlatto fully Warranted for 5 vents: •.
}.. t , n 'Our "Parlor Grand .11
h t lee Organ;' style 35,
jtj
L5E"tithofluralstret
t � '•
toned Reed organ a
offered the nnisicnt;publie. It &tattles Five Ootayes; Fire sets of steeds, tour of 21 Octaves each, and Oa
Three Paves. rlu teen Ste )3 with Grand Organ.- Diapason, Alolodia, Vola, Flute, Celesta, 'Dulcet. Eu
:1loludia•1'orte, Calcarine, Violins, Fluto•@'ortei Tremolo , Grand -Organ and Grind -Stroll, Knee -Stops. Nei
74 Length, 43.1114 Wrath, 2410,; Weight, hosed, 3001bs. The ease 18 of solid walnut, veneered with eh,
woods, and Is of an entirely now and beautiful design, elaborately carved, with raised panels, music cif
lamp stands, fret -work, .&&., a I elegantly finirhmi. Possesses all tito.latest and best improvements, with gi
power, depth, brilliancy and, svlliathetic.'rytiality; Of tone, Beautiful so10 effects and perfectst,•p ant
Ilogular retail price 1285, '000 whotestele east 603/4 price to have 1t int,•udaccsei, with retool end bock, 0111^ s07
one .1,;141)11;61(180115 atl,ors. Cosisivc1'y nn dot l tti•n b1 price.. Nri pa} 01c nt regt,lt' d until , ou have fully tr
the trg)1u1 hs your otvn 110tfie. Iva Bernd 01101 ens Oh 15 dei;r,r tett's'if't rind irx. freight both ways If 1'lstrnn
Is not as represented, •/'ads)yirtrrrarltea for yearn. other 8tyius---Sstop organ only 505 ; 0 sb1p::, $85
stop5N11i Over $2tO^0 sold, and 00013Orgait 11us given the fullest 5atisff00010n. • Illustrated circular in
free„ ,lenotary 0211) *arerooms, 57011 St. and 10th .lro, -
�J r�O at Ona•thlyd price. Cltalogua of 3000 ch011e p50041306410 for 2
01 H ET U i i a staur(a, Th18 Cat l101nre inclnaos must of the 4)05111001(1(181410
day end 6Fbry" vnti0ty ottnusient composition, by the last authors, AdareSs,
MENDELSSOHN ORGAN:. CJ., P. Box 2a58, New ¥ort-Gi