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He that !ended) to the 'tramp,
le the ealoenist.-Petroit Choi.
A very small boy can get otitside
a very lare watermelon in a very small
space of time, but it takes a very large
doctor to harmonize the two.
Notwithstanding the malaria said to
surround Washington, we have not
heard of a men who shook so mueli
that he couldn'tdraw his salary.
On Friday of lest week, a nun in
Canadian corivent, fell!. heir to an estate
valued at 0.50,000. This confirm the
popular ibelief 0110 Friday is a nun
lucky day.
"Timmy, did you bear your mother
call your Course I did ," ''Then why
don't you. go to ber at once?" "Well,
yer see she's earvous, and, it'd shock
her awful 'ti should go too suddent"
Here's sometbin„,e which occurred in
a, Plhiltelelphia public school. A email
boy was asked to name some part of his
own body. He thought for a moment,
and then said; 4i13owel, which are five
in number -a, e, i,eeand u, and, some-
times w and
X Norristown, man whose .grown np
daughter bore tbe name of Sarah Jane,
changed k to Umber Ella, a few months
ego, in the lope that some one would
carry her off; but she atilt remains on
his hands. There are dome Umber.
Elias safe any wherEi.
The truth of the following , is not.
vouched fore -An Erie young man has
been turned out of the church for danc-
ling. He now wishes that he had gone to
a Sequin Schoolpic-nio arid hugged. and
. kissed thegirls in the religious (ram° et.
Copenhagen, tied thus retained his good
•standing in the churek. ' • •
.A. young man writes es letter ask-
ing if it would be a good thing for him
to send a dollar to the gentlemen who
advertises to give a fifty dollar watch in
exchange 'for that small amount. Send
the dollar by all means. NoV that you
would receive any fifty 'dollar watch, but
yott would get u'Wte than a dollar's
worth of experionoe. If we should ad-
vise hint to save his 'dollar and he
should follow our 'advice, we shoidd,
ways feel aa thouerl, we missed the great-.
est 'oppertuniiy f our. life, and ;lie
would hate us accordingly.. 'Doting men
ought do try their :chanties once. • .
Dot PoY Of Mine. •
made in thesthanufacture of steel pens. :a
Improvements are constantly being V.A.LITABLE
Esterbrooles are of superior excellence
rur sale by all stationers.
If SO you can testify to its marvellous
powers of haling and recommend it to
your friends. We refer to Dr. Fow-
ler's Extract of Wild Strawberry, the
grand specific for all summer com-
plaints,'-- diarrInea, cholera morbus,
disentery, cramps, aloha, sickness of
the stomach and bowel complaints of
infants or adults. Let its merits be
kttown twilit who have not used it,
IN SIXTH.
1. Port of Lot No. 3 Bloch." A," Queen Street, Me,
Counetrs survey. This lot hi In the centre of hu
business part of the TONVII, and has frontage enough
for three stores
2. Part Nos. Two and Three, Queen Street, Drum.
roontro survey -very conveniently situated.
3. Lots Nos, 11 and 12, Block " 0,"1ficUorinelPs our.
vey-very suitable, on which to °red tnlivate rot.
TERMS EASY.
dome
For furtherrtht
partoeulare, apply to
o
C. FLOODY, BI)stb.
RECORD OFFICE, Clinton ,
THE HURON RECORD si,00dFoRFEIT.
Immix Calmer Cure Depot,
c
TO OUBLIMIND
Coaficook, Q., Canada.
Every Friday Morning,
At the office, Victoria Block, (near the Poet (Mice)
CLINTON, ONTARIO,
-BY-
E. PLO.ODY 'PROP.
TERMS.-Tife Hamm will he sent to sub:lathers
(postage free) for $1.25 if paid in mimeo ; 0.20 if
paid In 6 months ; 82.00 E paid at the end of he year,
No paper discontinued tilt alimrrears are paid.
RATES OF ADVERTISING. -it insertion, per
line, 8c.; each eubsequent insertion, 2e. Professional
Canls, not exceeding six Eos, $4.04 per ettetrin.
Se Advertmenients without aperitij:. dtreetions will
be inserted until forbid, and charged occonlYngly.
£31 Our rates for yearly contracts Will be made
known onappllettliott et the office.
JOB P10iNT1NG,,,- Book .end Job PrhKing of every
description Tixecttted with neatness anti'despateh, on*
the shortest possible notice. Orders by 'mull prompt.
MCDONAOH, Pastor..
4410 p. tn. Sabbath Schoolat 2.39 p. m, Rev. Wsli
IT
Vane& liidthalist.-Services at 10;30 a, m. anti
11Wll. Pr illiCrilI.
IT attended 'to. Charges moderate.
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ClItItC111 DIBECTOItY.
'Canada Presbyterian.- Services itt 11 a.m. and 5.30 . •
t.. in. Sabbath Schoel, 2.50 p. nt. IOW. MAX: SktSW. . FOR SAL,E.
:DI C. B. - E
witbob toe use of he Knife.
The only Permanent Cure in the World.
For particulars 'enclose two 3 cent stamps to S. C.
SW" Coaticookt, e., Canada,
Highest *references.
CURES SWIFT AND CiEDFAIN.
Any paper can publish the above for 35 a year, with
this note and Itaper regularly.
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One of -the -teachers Of a public school
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4ibtually received theother elay an eX
.cuse unique itits 'way,anal written 111
behalf of a delinquent pupil by his'faih-
•er. N teaclr. coeld•hoid such an ex.
ruse not valid, even under The require,
meet of the pew code of. the Board.of
Edecation. It runs in this wise
'511:r. Pastor.
St. Paul's (Episcopal).-Serviecs at 11 a. tn. aksal 7
p. tn. Sabbath School and Bible Claes, 3 p. 111, Itev,
W .Camo, Rector
Bible Christian.--ServiceS at 10,30 a. m. and 6.30
p; In, Sabbath School, 2:30 p, iti. Bev. It. Trunfas,
Neter.
Baptist Church.--AYrvice at 10.30 non. and 6.30 p.m,
,Sebbatli Schoo:soi. nt. Ilev.J, °RAY, Pfistot'.
Mr. Teacher : Dot poy of 'thine vas
absentele cider day vim he slitaid out:
He got von big- 'colt mit lie his::in bis
m m
neck, vat enade hiuch, trouble all
'de vile. these doWt give him some,
bunielfinent veil he vas late mit the
morning. He vould got :the Shust
in-
tirne d•itsry day, but he ish no' himself
to blame, he has got no.. Meader.' She
vas &ea ten years ago. 1 am dis poy's
paret3t by ,hiamedder before she, vas
GOOD iiAFiGAINS.
1 That lirstelass Tarte on the Huron Itbad, near
Ilarpurbey, Lot 33, -in the first tiontession of
101 acres, (SO cleated) adjoining the pro-
perty of b. Sliver, Esq, tog and Frame House, large
Trail e Barn, good Orcharil, Apply to 111r, WM.
wamee, Huron Road. Tuckeradth-or to the
TRAVELLING GUIDE. u""r8iY"ed
cleared, balance well timbered. Franke house and
/1
Millt " stable. Well suited for a dairy orginzing farm. Only
• $900 required down; or weal ho exchanged for Town
property. •Apply to Mr, N. MOUNTOASTLE, Inyth;
or to
titheelab
°vTitetrsi.fen°L
9Tel propcniVon 'Victoria Street,
e), Clinton, known as.Lane's Hotel, hew occupied
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Grand Trunk •
, 41 • Lot 20, in the Twelfth Conedmiloit of GoOdrich
Township, near Hplmosville43 acres, about 40
.4- "..! 7,74•Wit,-,-;
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arriage Works.
H. DANTEAN,
MANUPATITHER
PROPRIETOR,
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BUGGIES, CUTTERS, WAGONS, SLEIGHS,
ILBEI•AND SHINGLES taken ill exchange, Cive'itte a call and 1 will give
you Flees that cannot be batten in the County. U.,,Ecpairieg and liorseshocing done •
with despatch,
by :Mr. George Eno; compriellig 5large hotel build-
' Mg, driving shed, four (thole° '1,,Avn'Iots, tte, _
A That; elegant two-story Rhine dwelling-houSt, an
• "k„.• Huron 'Street; Clintotn. formerly hold,by J. C.
Miller,. now occupied by lir. Min P. Martin.
Tho comfortable Cantu eatItAT on North Street,,
which belonged to the late John Pugh, now 00.
eppiud by,i41., John Balley-tvith two largo lets, good
gorden, .-hear the Flax 4E11: •
• Thoprii. stmo cottage and ' forgo' lot No. 063,•.
O. 011 Erie Street, Clinton. nee lot is near the
Junction'of the two railways, and may hereafter be•
valuable as a factory site; • • ' ,
• Ad/ Also other lots and buildihgs dorsale..,...Anply.
to
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,,,,. EAST. •
• Pass. • Exp '
Gekierich . TA* 7.00 a in -12.05 pin. .3,15p in • ,11,00 a m
. 7,20 • " -12,30 " :3.00 " ..9:40 "
Clinton • , 7.30, , .12.42 " -4.Hi ", 10.00 •
l'iraferth 7,50 " 1.10 " -4,4ti " 10.20 g'
Dublin '
3.03 " „ 1.30 " _MO " 71.25 "
5litchell 8.15 " 1.45 it" 11.99 `"
Sehrinelhe.. 6.35 t.05 " " 12.05 pur
*.ratiord Ai 8.45 " " " . • LOC( "
WEST, '• •
Pasa. • Exp's, • MIxoti:
H. HALE, •
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....tr'tfc'''"•• • v L" P m - 7.511 1),'" "71,P0, a',i,a • 'Tr° l'•,P''' Clinton, April 11,. 1821, iluron St., Clinton
Aibringvillm. 1.30 " -8. 5 '
°r gi "ii.. If -4'4,- 41
Mitchell .... 145 " ...8.20 . 8. 0 „ . 0
Dublin .... 100 " -8.40 " „8.45 " . 5.10 " ' .
Clinton . ... 2,40 a -9,15 " 10.00 " -0,15 ,4 John mit
seacrth. ,.... 42.,1 1 ..s.„ „ -0.15 a -5,4) " .
-6,05 "
Goderich....3.15 " „D.50 " 11,00 " ..7.15. " '' • . . , • .
--' . . MERCHANT TAILOR
A'rt Oil City lady remarked'to a
?neighboring milk-nien
"'The weather, has been moist or
some time hack, hasn't id" • •
e, Yes, decidedly so," repliedthe milk-
man, " and the flies bother' my cows.
eerfully,
" Why. dou't • you •Sitinik • theta 1"
asked the lady. • •
"That, wouldn't ,do any good re-
sponded he, " it would only make the'
;matter worse to shingle of their hate.''
"1 didn't say anything about 'shing-
ling off their hair." •' .•
-" Dithet you . advise me, to shingle
them . • ••
" Ycs, certaiely." • ' .• •
'3 .W114 did you mean l" • • .,
" Why exectly whit I -Said, Shingle
them -put on shingles, or a thiruef.".
" What good -would that do '
" Iteuight possibly keep the water
- out of 'the milk." . •
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A Iligh ,Testimsoniril,
Aradatne Arigele, Pritaa 'Dortna of
the French and Italian, Opera, Says :
M.,ENDELSSOHN PIANO CO., lIEW YORK :
GICSTLEMBN-FrOtil the experience 1
have had in playing upon your 'Upright
Pianos, I 'cannot help expresFing my
admiration of their tone: and action.
One respect in which they particularly.,
excel in their singing quality of tone.
Wishing you gaoll succeek in the manu-
facture of these fine ifistrements, 1 itin,
Yoursetrulyr-'
•ANny.t.t.
The 'Maple Leaf base ball elub, of
Cobourg defeated the Oakes, of Belle.
ville, at the latter place, on Saturday,
by a'Score of2 to 1. • ,
Great Western •
, /totem.
• .Eeprqsa; Mail. Express
London.... .. 7.40 a p m., .. 6.25 4 111
Hyde Parks.. 7.50 " 2.00 " '....6.35 ,"
Ettrick : . "
Ildorton 8.05 ,• "" ....6 tis ' •
nruisgii .. 8.15 " " -7.03 "" •
Clandebc,ye. 8.20 " ....S.11 " ....7.14
Centralia 840 " .. • :8.25 " ....7.28 • "
Exeter,. : 8.52 ....3.38 " 14
lichee!! .. 0.00 ' -0.52
Brucefield... 9.21 " ,11:4,0`f a -8.08 •
ICippen D.11 " , 57 " • ' " CLINTON ONT.
Londesborou.gh 9.58 " ....4 41 • .3.45 "
Blyth.. -10,06 .4.40
Belgtv.ve • -10.24 " „ " • „ -9.09 "
Wnighant.. -10:45 " ..5125 a ....9.25 "
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SOUTH.
Express, Mail. Express
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mgham . - 00 a in. p m .020 p•itt
Bolgrave. , 7 18 " 3 13 " .:..0118 "
Myth- .. 7 35 " ....3 " 55 "
Londesborough 7'44 " ....3 36 " ....7 04 "
Clinton • 8 02 " ....3 04 " ,7 24 "
Bruccfield.. 820 " :4 07 " , .7 40 " .1fanufaetnrer of aild dealer in all kinds of
Henson.. . 8 30 4 20 ' " • .. .8 06. Marble & Granite for Cemetery.
Iiippen .. SO " ...• 4 15 " • .. :;7 59 "
Exeter .. 8 52 " . .4.32 " ...8 25 " •
Centralia.. , • o09.'.,449 " :..849 ' .
Clandeboye 016 " 4 54 '1 , .0 02 "
Brecon .. 9 " . 504 " 18 "
lldcrton . Ii8 " ....513 " ....9 35
Ettrick , 047 " .
Hyde Park .. 9 50 " .526 . " .. 10 00 11
London ..10 02 ' 35. " .. 10 10 "
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A.ND
Geneial Outfitteil,
(Catson's Block)
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Olilitt Tdfork s,
• lillitOrrSTREET) CLI1goNi
W.11 COOPER, Jr
LYTH SAW . ILL.
`GORMAN. & DODDS
Are•now prepared to do ali kinds of work 111 their
line. Having, put. in a grain crusher, we are able
to dot:hopping at any Runt anti on the shortest notice
• , • UOSMAN DODDS. .
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Birth Dee 17 1830, • • . 424, .
Work, tit figures that defy comPatition. •
:Alct nutenfacturer of the CelOrated
BroxE for Building per -
poses' end CeMeterV. Work, it niust.
be seen to be apprecinted,e-All work
warranted to give sttadatutittlf,
IL CAN TELON.
FOSTER
•a PHOTOGRAPHER,
Beaver Block, - Clinton.
UE FINEST -FINISH crrLATEST STYLES !
Harness, Light,
-AND-
arness Heavy,
FURNITURE!! - FURNITURE!!
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Clinton Furniture Ware -Rooms No 77 Brick Block.
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. , Owing to the increase of business during the past year, •
B TR,. 0 i30 a3-0
Have taken out a new.„Icase of o 77; and Will.contibue to do •businoss as formerly.
" We lia1att on hand at the present One aS line a stook of Furniture as was ever on exhibition in this Toon,
which we Will sell at a very A1,1, ik MANCE ON COST. As Wit inanufeeture all our own Goods, WO RIO pre
pared to give our Custonfers pe,TrEtt GOODS for LESS MONEY than cell be obtained elsewhere.
ALL GOODS WARRANTED.
Pi' DOB% Illanaget, . A. BENNETT, Salesmot
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• i257Poll't miss the place -No. 77 Briek Block;
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TEAS !,' TEAS- TEAS1
2 la,14,E4T DEDUCTIONS IN TEAS...
Neuer,Uati Good Valueas at-tht Present:nine:1
.X033/ season, Nil flaVoi, Yeung Ibsen, 50 cenis:. ' •
- New ftettsOil, Spring Leaf japan, (May picking) 60 0ent", '
• • • New.§easme Bleek Tea (Congou) 50 cents.
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New seacql, Eng 1811 Beenkfast, 60 cents.
New season .Souching, Ceniene Oraege Pekoe, Fongtai, Assam, Iromassa.
New•.stock•just Received,- and putup in 5 lb. Caddies, at City Prieee, Liberal dis
:.cbunt to dealers.
S. PALLISER & 00y 99 BRICK BLOCK, CLINTON. '
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Palliser. T. White.
Ears for the Million!
alwaljs be had' at the LOWEST
Foo Cheo`s Balsam of Shark's. EATES, ttt
Positire/a_liestore.s' the ifea2:ino, and fs NEwTopi
& DENNIS' •
t1-Qt./Absolute etc.re for Deafness ..
'atomic. . .... • - . • - • also' a Large Steck .of
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This on is extracted littna peculiar species of small • • . ..
Willi% 811Atto, Wight in , the Yellow Sea, known' O.* • • 1 : 0 -
Caro/tarot/on Ilonclettlii. 'nary Chinese .flaherinan
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knows it. Its virtues as a restorative of hearing were
discovered by a Buddhist Priest about the year 1410.
Its Mires Wereso ellefet333131 Met 31ANv 40 eitliMINCON
motACOLOUS, that the robotly was officially prochtlincd
over the entire Empire, its use became so univeaDy
rsal
that for overt 300 VNAttft No littarNeSs tiatt. NXISitto •
AMONG CIIINtate LitOowt. Sent, cleuptS prepaid, to
any address, et ,81 per bottle. . W.110 1 WIbe sold .
1 1 011E232 -
rimy litiported by •
HAYLOCK 8t, OUP. We aro giving Spreiel__Bargains 113
SOLE AOttSIN reit AMt1Ul' J 7
"°. 14"Y. Yclk' T11114'03 find IrfiliSCrii Our stock is very
JI
Its virtues are 1torytie5ehmab1esoii5orcaue_r1)ar..._thitelLetilargett.A1411__Spribr,;_in,
above lines, , All eve tisk is for the pub -
/thione the Many readers of tbe Uciicw in,bha part
and another of the country, it is probable that num- convinced that eve are selling cheaper
bbrs are ellicted with deafness, arid to such itinay be
said t e'Writc. at 01100 to 11a7 look 2,. Co, 7 .1 Isy Street,
New York, enclosing $1, fuel you will receive by re.
turn a remedy that will enable von to Nil like any-
body else, nett Whose eurt3tive effects will Ilk perma.
nent. You Will never regret doing so.”- -Editor Of
.Xcte re& .PierCentite &thew, Sept. 23 1880.1
lie to call and inspect biir stock ttnd be
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To the Electors of :the Dounty.pf Huron.'
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TWITcHEL1.1 S -HARNESS nEporr....
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, . is the best and cheapest placeltlui tomes to bey our •
LIGHT AND HEAVY HARNESS
Whips, Trunks; Valises. ate. : • • •.4.
GREAT BARGAINS IN BOUTS A.Ntt 8110.E.:1
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' We invite your inspectiod. anti i'ery cordally solicit yo1, patronage. : •
JAMES TWITCIllELL, Vittoria Block, Clinton, Ontario.
ATP s .c • :
CHEMiSTS AND DRUGGISTS- •
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110.VTREAL TET4GRAPH OFFIC4,
ALE3EgT S4TREET, OLINTON, ONT.,
--DEALEIts •
Pure Druge,.Dge Stuffs, Perfumery, Genuine. Patent Medicines,
• Horse and Cattle Medicines, and all .i?Oticlas erierally sold by Druggists.
PREscruptioNs AND FAMiLt. EistIFES CAREF [JLLY PEEPA.VED.
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24.1,1(0nts kor GIOV Cleaner.
• 1174)11..,S410.
• The undersigned' las r01 liana a quantity
of
Virst --Olaa-SIMMLE
-which he- will ti11 very ettrzonable • feil
. case.
than ever before knowe. We have al-,
ways made Light Ilarneas tspeeiaity, E.
and, warrant all Collars; •
•N14WTON & DENNIS. Contractor and Builder:
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•b" Li rtitok
Pump Faptory
•THE undersigned begs to announce to the Juliet
' tents Of Clinton anti snrrounding TOWtHltips too', •
hu 1111sliE'.14mrHo •the above' establisbnicot, a1.3 ,-. • .
• liOW•prepared to tuanunteture all 1111100 1.0
We I I and Cistern8 Pumps,
erseerixs 4$1,1 -TANUS, on the shortest 3145511,1
notice, Erni.; 00 baled nvery Ileayy' stook, V, (FAT, '
Cetk.filieCilatA Utg4111141,AVE°!I glialtit4etn.111)111Iir .letYrt.Y11').18Z.1,.;
attonktki to. tar Your patteintlye,solleittd. .
• • JOHN. 110SP.,
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