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-Mr. Andrew Morrison, of Welton,
leas purchased the ,farm of Mr. John,
Walton, containing 43 acres, for $2,33§:
o -11lrm. Iioo,1>er•i>•f Stt'phen, has pur-
chased &ow Mr. Kuhns,: 'ot 13, con. 6,
containing 10U acres, for the sun,, of
$6, 600.
--Last week A, Webster, manager
of the Brussel, flax mill, shipped 10
tons of dressed flax, acid 3Fj cwt, of tow
eto New York.
-Gouiulock Bros. intend leaving'Sea-
forth for Dexter, a little town on the
St. Lawrence river, 'where they have
purchased a woollen mill.
--Richard White of Grey intends•er-
actiug a new bank baro this ttpring,
size 40x6O ft, (3'ohe McFarlane, of
Cranb:•ook, has the job;
-.While assisting at a wood -bee one
day last week, a young 'newt -tented D.
Legal; of Grey, cut his foot badly, bet
under proper treatment he will soou lee
,round again.
-Mr. John Lynch, of Mal illop,
sold his stallion "Dublin King," rising:
four years old, sired by old LordIdaddo,
for $350, to Messrs McRae Ss Goldin,.
of We.et Elgin. .
-Ex-Constable Everett of Biddulpit
fame, who gecured the conviction of.
ono of the Dounrtl'ys for shooting at
hint in Luca" has secured a position as
detective on the Grand Trunk.
-Mr. T. C. 1111tiasey, formerly of
Morris, but who hae been absei.t fors
seven years or more has recently return-.
eel to Sunshine to pay a visit to his par-:'
este Mr. McCasey has, -during this
Iperiod of tiniti, travelled all over the
greater part of Europe.
-One day last week, alittle child
about fifteen months old belonging to
1V. E. Fagan, station .master of Ethel'
was st•alderl to death by falling into •a
boiler of water that was on the floor;
The.poorlittle fellow, was very badly'
Scalded, his face and arms beim., g about
•all that escaped. He died' the next.
`day.
-Mr. 0. Sproat, of the township of
''l.'ucker. inith, who is on' of•the foremost
.stock raisers of this section'of.Ontario;,
sold a thorough -bred. durbain :bu11,
''' l'itzleonard," a few days ago for .a
handsome sum to a •Pili•. Vii'lentsne
Rofirich, of the .fnwushie of Fullerton,
-.tau- .-the _.(lau.-iollowing.the. mile,,
Sproat- event to Galt to attend 111x,
Cowan's sale of stock, with. the intelY
tion of purchasing arrother animal, but
found his n)istalce in parting with Buell;
w superior animal, and iJr. Cowan haci
nothing in all his herd'to compare to
the one sold by Mr. Sproat. .
IRISH NEWS.
•
Parnell has issued a circular, asking
the leading members of the Home Fettle'
4.onfc deratiou of Great Britain to con-
tribute towards Confederation. A meet,
in,g was•held in London on the 25th inst.
for the purpose of organizing a plan for
the establishment of: breeches ,of the
:lend Let'gue throughout the country,
and to replace the Home Rule Oonfe'1-
oration by the League orgarlissation
ODDS AND ENDS. .
A Date-ive case. -The box in Which.
elates are packed.
There are a dozen opium smoking
•dens in Virginia City, Nev., and young
girls patronize them.
English cavalry regiments Tam to tee
exercised as much as. possible in the du-
ties of uiouutitd.infantry.
London See •tato • says that5winburne.
shows a want of knowledge and interest
in men and their surroundings.
When tivo gi siting young women
make a great display of bidding each
other good-bye it may be .called "much'
adieu about nothing."
A mamma asks .why her infantson
when he is laid in his • little' bed is•like
o•u; exnerieuci)lg, the vengeance of the
Lied League $ and adds : because he
is Boy-cotted.
"But, Mies Totlikins, do telt me how •
old you are," . "011 1 but I don't tell my
f ge anp mote. I aryl just as old as I
louse -(,dere 1" "indeed." thougpt you
much younger."'
Our friend Brown (whoflus just
to
The Dog. c'kildren 2" be queried..
" Put down that I bore up?" she'
coltltnauded. "And that one night
whets the watchers' were asleep, I crept
out of the bed and took a drink of -•-."
"This is foreign to the subject, mad-
am, Hew old are your children 1"
, "Haven't you put down that Lining
ori the edge of the gravel"
"No, niarhuii."
" Aree't you going to V'
"No, madam. You see I am simply
taking the cCIIsus of Detroit, I desire
to ascertain-•-."
"You can't ascertain it here, sir 1"
she snapped, "If my.siekliess, which
cost $200, isn't ,good enoughto go in
the book, then; you .don't get a lin('
Isere I"
"Let me ask you---"
" 2'o'uso asking for any of aur pito
tographs, sir If you ;et "pin any-
where and put our picture, in that hook
we'll Make it hot for you 1 Good -clay
sir, good -day."
. He stood on the step, sighing, o.n(l
she called through the door -
"My grandfather was also bitten by
an aligator,. but 1 won't afro you any
of the particulars 1 You want to
walk:,"
tIe passed alt, sorrowfully wonder:
ing if the next woman's mother 'rva,..s
blown oil' a bridge or carried down the
river on a haystack .•=1Jetroje Free
The dog is a digitigrade caniverous
uiarmmal, This will be news to most
persons, who bad always suppose(. that
a dog was simply a dog,
It bas been bruited about that the dog
is the best friend to magi among the
brute creation,
He pants after thethief. When Once
he gets hold of the thiere pants he makes
breaches
A barking deg never bites ; .that is
to say, when lie begins to bite he stops
barking. Conversely, a biting dog nev-
er harke,.and for similar reasons.
The hair of a dog 'will cure his bite:
This is a oureous superstition among
hair -brained young Wren who are fast go-
ing to the dogs.
Dogs are dentists by profession;
They insert teeth without charge.
The sea -dog loves his bark. Did you:
ever eee a dog that didn't,
. The, bark of a tree is unlike the bark
of ardog, Even a dogwood know this,
Dogs are not always kind, though
there are ntany_kinds of dogs.
Every dog has his (lay, although dog
days east but few weeks in the year.
There must be a .Sirius error here,
` The dog's star is the clogs' plallnet.
They ,planet so that their days s=ome
while the star i$ in the sky. '4'
They do not feta: it, It is not a Skye
terrier.
When a dog enters a pitched battle
he uses the dog's 'tar,
Brutus said, "I had rather be as dog
and bay the moan thansucha zomau,"
He had'seen the dog roamist' around
on the bay.
They never get over the bay.
See 2
A flybys dog is Said to'be)tietterthan
;
adead lion, There's no lyin about this,.
but a dead don is•dog gaup tsad.
Tray is a good' dog, but tre's is worse
than the deuce wheel it is against you.
Dogs.: were the original .Argonauts.
They have never given over their search
fdr the fleas
The bull is .a stubborn He it,
met'easily Cowed. -
A great many, stories about the deg
slat a obtained eurrenoy; • The man who
leas left a part of his 'clothing with the
dee- has .current,-See.1.--
Puppies ere horn blind. They are not
see dogs then, •
There are many types of doge, inclul-.
ing the doguer.rotype.
But perhaps welled better paws Imre.
' Howl this• do for the dog l 13ostofe
-rA ai12crij)t..
opened the carriage door foe t•1Se.'Vetnee
I.ady).-I beg pardon ,1-1Taugitty.
Ileauty.-I didn't speak.-.••- I;rowu-'-
Oh, 1 beg pardon. I thougkkt you
said Thank you.
A strong agitation is on font against•,
the proposal of the %Var °(lice (i,nthor-
ities to abolish the regimeetal tartan'
in Ilighlaud regiments. This goer far
to prove that the old clanish mei* of
tho Scotch soldiery is not yet entirely
plaid out.
Aunt. -A (leli'ghtful • ser mon, • My
dears 1 Tom --Yes, indeed, Aunt. 5(
seasonable 1-Aust-Seasoftable'Tont
.Tom.- Yes, Aunt. In this weather,
M r. Iloanerges' constant refer eneess .to a.
warmer place aro truly cheering, and `
1'einind us that this cannot last forevv�r.�
Bow. She Gave • the Cees s..
the'ceits s taker a 1
-When u 1 pprc atthe
door of a certain Detroit' cottage 'on
Ortwford street, the other.' day; and
wondered if the woman .would sot the
dog on hind or dots° him With.. dish-
water, a great 'disappointment. awaited
.11im. She • opened ' the door :softly,
Snuffed the air to see if lie :smelled. of.
lightning rods, and .then threw'it open
for hide to ';attar. •
"Madam, f ate. making :a can i tss of
the city," he began. '
" Ali l sit down," elle 'replied, .•ancl as.
began to open.liis-book .elle contin-
uecl-"There are five of us in the fau'ir
ily, wed We paid ;'x1,00 on tide place.
My; husband's pain is Peter, his age;is
forty-two, and he came from -a mean'
family. I{is.fatlleS' was always having
lawsuits About dog, :said his mother
was -the : greatest .gossip in ` Elmira,:
Have you got that Clown 1"'
".111y.i.latne is Aj:vina Sarah, and I'
w£te porn
• "I.don',t. care til :•Know. where . you
.were berm., madam," he interrupted.
' Wel)y I.•caro1" she exclaimed, ".it
shakes a reat'tdeal of 'diffet'eeece ;Duets;
er I was born in Africa or Boston, and
I Want it•put 'clown, ..t`Ls 1: Was saying,'
I' was, bolnl •ill. Boston -int 18:35. Put
dowse that I •oante of a good, faiiiily,
"Madam, you don't understand
your"
" Don't tuuder staled that I :can.e e)'f -
a good family l • t'd like to know of a
Boston family which eat•ried their noses
higher than the ILogerscs 2: Put (Town
that my ' fathee.,Wee. ill ,the Mexican
ryas x.
"You have three children, madam 2))
"T haven't any .such thing, sir!'
Pitt down that my mother was killed
by an explosion in e4 •,quarry. ,Her
mother and father were-"
('
How many- children - have you,
madam 1"' ' '
"Ilave you got inotlier dow112"
• "No,. madam, .you See, I pill taking
the comets of the. city:"
";SV•ril,",she seid giving him a deng•
eroue look, "I had tho typhoid fever
at the ego of tifteen, and for weeks and
weeks I' hung on the edge of the, grave.
I bore up 41.s tivr1l as I wan able, and-"
"Fite in t1ie family -•-how many
.,... „r.
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A. Po:114111 of P's,
We do not know to whom to credit
the following, but it contains truth as
well as alliterated
• "Proverbial philosophy. Persons who
patronize papers should pay prompt-,
ly for • the pecuniary prospect's' of the
prose have peculiar iozy(r iu pushing for.'
tvatd"pubtic prosperity. If the printer
is paid promptly and his pccket bookie
'kept plethoric, by prompt paying pat-'
rims, be pets • his pea to his paper in.
peace, his paragraphs ate inor.'o pungent
land pointed, he paints hie pictures of
nassing events •bi n)ore pleasing :oolors,
an 1 the perusal of hi:s paper is a ple asui'e
to the people. Paste this in your pock •
ei.-hook. '
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At the otc,o, Vretotla lllocic, (near, the lost. Offoe)•
CiLBi�� f<i ONNTARIO, . .:
PL0`0:DY,'': PC •OP...
Tf T1EMS Tnt llscnan will be hent to 'mbserihors •
(000(0310 fame) for 81.20 12 paid in ad,(ihre 81,5019
p3b1 111 0 months.1 82.00 it •ital of rho o;l of the year.
4o pape (lisoontinuul.t.i11. all arrears aro mace.,
neees (1I Ai)l I eTtet f 1st insertion, per
lino Se,; etch su t c4 twit Insertion 'r, Professien3l
eras, not e5(cetl)n) t) 13010; :;4:00 pertaounln.
tz '' Aall crtisomuufs n ith0)it sltoo!flo djrc c(iutis ;ells
b4 h)Fertect until forbid anti charged accordingly. •
irfr Our rates for• yowls contracts' will be made
known on application at the ol;he. •
.100. PRTh r1N $ ... nook and Job Printing of every
deseriirtl4in executed with, neatness and despatch, on
rho ohet•test possible notice. Orders by 3nai1prompt.
ly attended to. Chitrges moderato. ,
TRAVELLING GUIDE.
Grand Trainit
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(odcrirli %v7:00 am,.12.1111pm 3.151)11, 9.03 a 10
•Itolmcscille 7.20 " 11.30 " 3,3) •' 0.)0 "
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(lmton 7.50 " 12.45 " 415 " 10.00 "•
.Seaforth . 7,50'" '. 1.10 " ..4,40 " 10.00 "
liublin., :8.03 ' 1.30 ' 5;10 ' 11.25 ".
\likOhClt , . 8.15 LL •1.41 (,35 .11.55. 1.
Sebri nj,, lllo . 8.38 " 2.05 .13.10 . 12.35
Str'atiord,.4r8.45 " .. 2.13 " ;.0 se ' 1,00. e
WEST.
Pass.: Tsxp's. Mixed 1ti<ed..
Stratford .,Ls' 1.20'0 m..7.50 p m..7.00 a to ,1.45.p ro.
Schring4,ri31c , 1,00 ! .,x057 ' ,7.50 " 4.10•'L
11 teltell., . 1.45 " ,.8.25 " 15 LL 4,45 "
llrkhlitl ::2.00 " -8.40 . -8.10 -" . 5.10 '
Setforth..... .2.17 " .,8,55" 010 " 540 "
1111ton, ...2.40" 11.15'" 1000.+ U1,.."'
No1noosvillc.. 2.00 " p;35 i' • 10.20 0.35 "
Goder1ch.•Ar3.15 " ,0.50 " 11.00 '< .7a& "
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Ilydo.'ark 7,110 • " .2.30 " 0,:35 "
T'ttrinit, „ tt'44,
llclerttnl,. 8,05 " 2,111 " CI 5'2 "
-Brecon • 8115 " 3,00 " ., .7 ,03
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13rncu0olrl• .0.21 " .407 " ,. 8.08 "
Clutton,.• 0130 " 423 ' .8.25 "
t,ondrsborough 0.58 " 4 4i " 8.45 " •
1114 lh I ,10.00 " 4 50 ' `5:52 • "
Sulgrave, .. , 70.23 f'5r.ou " ,. .0.00 "
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w;ni;ham...• 7 lo ft .,.208 p ui:, .1120 p )n
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IIIvth., 730 " '32,t " 0111 "
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BUGGIES! COT'S" ERS, WAGONS, $LELGK &C.
'T.11lil it ANI) SHINGLES till;eu in exclinnge. (live me a call reed I will give
pre. 11 • 44 that rlltlnet lie neaten in the County. *8f„ Repairing and Ilersesltoeiilg alone
with (T('Npdteh.
NCTIOE.-^Ali indebted to the late firm of H. OANTELON
!i.r(ia eit.iior by Noto. or Book Account, area equested to call
alit; settle icy""'cash or note.. "
H. CA.NTELON,
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bell pe Sure nt 0 911(t,ent14 sv iTtaer lvah 1`II fitl`l:Id: 50 oun .oeocke cup Ili spurs
llv o Agee 4110 nem 01. aua)oddtuoe epos 'dello td's,Tv0A peteees prTu seems palpire.
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--IMPORTER or
AR MON, STEEL,
HARDWAl E GLASS, OIL, PAINTS.
"niton; Ont.
�;livary 12tb,' 165.1.:•
0111' st()J 1s' always .ice at' I'ItL' II � a)1(i well a890rt(1t1,.. 11't 1)119 In til 311
O beat 311tet, ..
1'or LAS.Ii tinge *errata to eve sutis(',tction. PItOD13`4.: PRODUCE L'v IN- EYCHHAN GE
S PALLISER L 00., 9O BRICK BLOCK,` CU TON.
Tllrti WAY P011
ken . Boots Shoos
Aloes .1o)1r/ Boots,,
kis Lon('„I100, a
limas .tong Boots,
Tl'ome:1s's�'OoatSkin b'lioes;
41f1sse8' Goo, skein ,S'h?ler,,
suss, !e' i lrtto)]ril.riils.
OT0RIA SL0CK .
TI1IS ,11't1.Y FOR
Holrnasstioub .silly B.
13)i./f(flo.lobes,
Goctlliobes, •
Ho4'se13lanl•ets,
,t arra TRADE l''OR WQ.O. ). 9 .
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CLINTON
SPRING ' E . FACTORY AND:. FURNITURE
WitnIE Q to ys`,
Wo E:. CRICK & OO.,- VICTORIA ST.: QLJNTO ,
7 0Wi)eg eft intimate (*the Inhabitants of Clinton and surrounding country that 'hey have on hal)d It very'
select stock of all kinds of 'Furniture, such as Parlor•81)1te4, ('b:unbcr Suites, lhtsy Chairs, Patent ltorlcer,,
Sideboards, 8.t•,, tte. rtaT',SPRINIG• 13151)S and WVgtlCIS: made to order.'04 All turtles Wishing to put.
chase will eons11t their hest interests by giving us a•O.dl, •
Y'l NLitilt.8 .F'C 1t 1ISi1Lu on short notice, COFFINS and s119V0t Ds always on band, '
N. B.3ASSWYv QOI) . LI/ 1113E1. , taken 111 o .chariot
Goods.
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