HomeMy WebLinkAboutHuron Record, 1881-03-18, Page 7eDDS.AND ENDS. Au Er 'Roe's Wire.
Time leeks are met of recent inviter The Editor of the Cartesville Ga.
tion, According to the course or nature, Express says:—There is a little brown
eyed, enthusiastic, high-spirited lady,
Adam had time locks—greytairs.
'Izganeas school teachers:"Where does wb°1 after she has cooked breakfast,
eleared the things away, set the house
.our grain go tor "Iato the hopper," •
attended .to the call of the
•"What bopped" "Grastopoer,' tri- rights,
bread wae•ott aud 'naked the cow, dons
•umpliantly shouted a scholar, wag
ou,
bat altdolealc and vomes into this
"Pepe, how,do editors get ia free to - •
all the shawsr x, wen, sonny, as a Ornee, yanksms up out of the editorial
e-sy clatie,:pounces into the exclia.ngee,•
general rule, they give f.5.110 worth of amputates every item of interest, stacke
•ativertising for a 25 cent ticket."
theavon the copy -hook, grabs up a Fa-
" How is it, Mistf, you gave your age ber, travels it over a quire.of editor's
to the census -taxer as only twenty-five manuscript paper, removes her snowy.
when you were bora the same year as 1• white aproth-shoves up her sleeves, and,
%was, aud 1 aux thirty-nine" "Ahl Y°° grabs, a stidk and rule, sets it all up in
rhave lived much faster, than I have. type, reads the proof and corrects every
A clothier had a largeapple painted error. That's our wife, and she will re -
•on his sign. When asked .for an ex- ceive her reward in heaveu.
planation, he replied, "Mit !IWO, been
for an apple, where would the ready
made clothing stores becto dayl" Wise And Otherniset,
The coaxing man Will have to be per- •A, bad thing never dies,
feet in •body, brain and uervoas sys-
Abed lock itrvites a burglar.
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they all say, but when he•ceines with a A bald bead is soon sbaven. .
m.-25r.e. lAverniara That is what•
well-filled • pocket -book, t 9 ----------- A bad day never has a good night.
The 11.1nte,Ililn, Climb,
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" Las' nite de ole woman an'
1 went out -to atter'' a lettle :ban -!-
pet at de house° of a neybor," axe -
gait Brother Gardner as the dust set -
Led down, "kliegs. waentoving off as
Blick as a boy elidin' down. a cellar
door 'when ele-tudge Spooner remarked
dat it was an airly fall. Atterney-Gio-
eral Blossom replied ,dat • lid41 ••rieen a
good many .airlier fails dart die A dis-! . /
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pute sot in Glen alai' Aar ; an' afore it • H. CANTEWN 1
ended seberal gneets bad der' beads. •
.punched an' tie festivites . war' broken
tivities 'wee broken up, !Wall cum 7
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from two men disputin'ober ;boaf war . ...
ignorant ebout. You will.notice dat de .
less some men know about fings de more BUGGIES, 0 UTTER% , W.A. G. 0„ N.. SI re LEIGH.i §1. 8Ms
dot dpy will be in argyment: Dey seem: : -
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to emagine dat • loud talk an' obstinacy '.,T.TUBElt AND Slir,VOUS- taken in exebange. (live me a call -and 1 will give
will Byer up want ob knowledge. De you pits...,s that eanuotbe beaten Mille County. lUx., Repairing and llorseshoeing dune
pusson. who amiready to fight in .defence 'I'ith4le8P4t4.
ob his•argyment feels de weakness oh - •
Ids side.. De pusson wl,o sticks to a .fing . - . NOTICE.—AlLindebted to the late firm of H.. CANTBLON
bekase be said' it was so; aux a bigot• an'-' • •
not wolf mindin'.. Argyments keep,- *OS , either by. NOW or Book Aebouut,-• are -requested to call -
principles •barniShed up' butodae aux a and settle ;by. cash Ior aiote...
dividia' line between argy went Wahine. -
. ' "Are you aware:that. you breathe • A eonstant guest le never welcome. De =an who an orgy ati' not. lose his . . . IL CANTELON.
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generally "yes." • •. . . . A. black hen will lay a white .egg. See to it dat you dean cross dis °line, : • • - .
.eighteen. ,timee a Minute, and three . A blind Man wontil be glad to see. teinper atu two weak-minded to be.coo- • . • • •
• • 'II aloa- •E13.1.90A1.6613, rye *91764 ODWalscInEt 9114.9•19 •49PviN
thousand.eubie feet, or. about three heti. 4... bankrupt tl ' .
, Ivo l000ry_o now doe. vineed, . by- argyment. - De men who
. wenitreason am a, bigot. De man- Wh.o .o,,p 9400AS 41.1V1034 V atIVIN 39 111%i '0101Id 13MM f/A3R. 311.1.
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per hour r What a terific question to . • ' cm& be eonminced,. am uk. fool an' ' . ' - . •
A contented mind .:,is a • continual' "stplarfiojoyd:azig ofi7 ' ‘sfiuquivd 110
propound to a person who has-been. eat shooldn't be •• !meddled wid 'twice.. . . .
feast. . • .. •
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Arri.ag.i.e:.. Works.. •.
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fired and seventy-five hogsheads, of oefr ter.
• We will now xpurceed .tvrter de rigger
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ing onions.
A•eareless watch invites. the vigilant programme."
• . 'amp° ,zawm JO /!O ..y! pappid -samd Vuetuafiaviu3 ‘sayicto
"Does your sister Annie ever say •
Anything about me, Susyl" asked an • •
•eestmarril ..t.torra mint rapt .10.113,1 SIM °TU.
anxious lover of a dittle girl. "Yes," A. charitable malt is a true lover of A Parting Scene.
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was the reply.. "She :said if you diad God. .
sip go Lite ul ovum zatil NI! AliriVab Ni. axia: " "r1 -
0q0tia eq tl! spin •
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rockers •on your shoes they'd make a . .A..workman quarrels with hit'. Did you ever hear two married wool-.
quo 11m1 01 quomdinoa sloes 'td vatimc Teaaaes entre •sareqs palpu •
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' bad . '
nice cradle for my doll:" . itools,' . . - • , en take leave of each other at the gate un 49 II•lom
. . •mil lo SU 11 q.xv- Zurprei met .lo • Eille tit iittyeaq tnoloria'ai :owl lottm.. '
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on a Summer evening, This is the way
A man went throtigh. the bankruptcy .• A. book that remains shut iS but a they do z__ . .
court. Ho owned a tine horse and .gig, .,bloek. • • • • “ Gooa„hy le ' • • . .. • Itic
and they both disappeared for atiate ;. - ..A. clear conscience laughs at false - "Good -by COMO down and see us - •
but by and by the horse and gig -were accusation. • . • • • . ' right sooti.4 . . .
doint.e. service for the same owner again. - The cream of a joke should never ,be "I•will. Good by , • ' '. '
man's reply was :- "I went through the .
the ,Sq posvqoand tteeq 8m •
On being asked what this meant, ., "Good -by. r Don't 'forget to come • .
:bankruptcy. court ; but the horse and • , . ,
Clocked -hose should never be botight soon;" . • ' , . . ,: . • ,
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• on tick. • . •
• . • • "No, .1. wen't. Don't forget -to come G
gig , - A common jeerer Ano,y have withut P• .. • . • . , • • • .
. ' 1.1 " - . : . . • • NOIN110 )10 1E1 UJAV]
went around. • - . • ..• : , - . .•
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women carry •their purses to.-frastrate, . • . . • .• ' ",' • .1'0mb-with you ilexttiine," ; ' ' • ' •
A Contemporary asks:: "How shall . • "1 woiA. •Bosure..and brine Sally • . • •
NV.ifS1:10.ip,
t he thieves 1" Why, carry them empty.. .' A..yOtitig• barber ileorns. to shaveby ' • ".I will. 1.';I have brought her up , • :
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Nothing frustrates- a thief More than to .'allailOg feolS, , • • ' . - . - • , " '01 i time but she' Wilsn't•• very • well
• Snatch a weinales,purse, after following . A 'bird:is ' knew!): by. its note, and, a She wantedto eetne•awfel bed" ••• .. • .• ...1 ' . ' . .• . . . .. • • • • ., • .. - ,
her lair a mile, and then ,find that • it • Man by his talk.: ... " . , : • • .' .":Did slae., ..now.2 . That wtis•loo bad. : ' , . .. . ' . . . .
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.e.ontaias a receipt. for.. spiced peaChea . A ctiurageome foe is better, than a • Bemire and bring her net time". . . , . - -.. • . • . ..
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anda faded photograph of her grand; ..coWarclly friend. • . . • • • ...
" I will; and yOu:be.snre wad hying, 1 .• • : .. • . . , •-• .. .. , • • • • ' • •• •• •
. • • ' ' ' :, •• '' •• : ' .A. civir denial:is better .than. a.. ru.de 11.O be,b.y4'L ".. : . • , '• • . • • • •• . .. ., . . .. ... . ._ .. .....c.,...,-„,„
Catali.'efiniplintiOe. . ••• . •
illother.
-•••••-'. drain for fifteen ntinutes.... The fadit is
• It is stated that a•Perioh Can
...diphtheria by 11°1(414
Y valuable as showitig. what an act .of re-: - .
tributive jestice it.. wonld •he if society
• . lila li°041.0Yer 8.2 :•••• lien like - pins 'Tare .nielesas :when • - •••• •• • ' • • -. - • • sa
.. they losetheie heads,. .: .... '
A broad hat. does
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net always Oolrer a • • " Five.•. It makes hini,b.Urful .tress".
.. • .- • '• . • •"fiviti.. l• forgot to tell -yoti that. •, • • ' • ' .. . - • , - • ., . . . .
•• • - lies cut another toOth.- -. •.. , S
: • • , ,." You'. doe.".t. eay. • Hew' Many' has lie' . .
.:. got now 1". • : • , ... . .., , ..
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were to organize itself as i a..ivit.ijaiyea• ten.erahle. head .... . . • . - '-,. :" ' • .
"1 guess it does, . this . hobt..:-,weather.• . • ^ •
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committee,foi, the purpose of oaptoriug . . ----,---7 .• • ---7---, Wefl, good by :: Don't forget ..to acme .
weather prophets aud 11.°..1.4hi.g•-3Weir • • . ••• : • • ... •• " "lr'lltte'ti'.' • ' . • clown*" • - • • ••• :' - . ' . • •
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heads over:a drain.' r• • . ••••••• . • ..• • ' • .. .... : • • ;,.. ....---•••• . '• • - ' • -. •:" No, 1. Won% Y:Dont you forget to : ' . • . . .
The. ,t.lcket seller . at the Bonaven- '.coine:uP.':•-' Garod-hy."' • . ' • . : —IMPOliTEII. or—
into"Calico wristlet. parties" ere 'Jointing • •.
brings a pair of wristlets, 'made °I,Oalico ?on-Cie...up incnand. that •he was tenni'. - • - - • • , . .• •
. • • "Good-ljY." , • • • ••• ':•-• I' ' ... "
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' fashion; • They are ,sondeetedina • Ore depot has had another ex,perience . . . . • . . • I -
somewhat , . novel way. • Eatiii; lady •
• BAII1110ii STEEL CARRIAGE ,8ILDE•R8'
in harnati nature, though.. he Icing acre • . And they separate.' ' • • •
• • - • •' Mr With. all the tricke and traits evdr • - •• .. . -77' -7 ..-7--.-"'*--7-•:' ‘. ..... • .": • , . . .. . .
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• one of which she deposits in. a , hie. at• • • . • •
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,The • employed • by those 'who travel; Re . • •
tittle doers Ob$cer.attott ou the .. • . . • •
the door, and retains. the other.... . ' • .Weittlier. i '. . .- ' • • - . HARDWARE, . GLASS, - OIL., PAINTS., • ...
bag is then shaken up, and each:e,
cientle- • yesterday ' noted •a ..middle-aged bias,. ,. • .. • •. • • • : . ..- .. . . •
hand ' and. wife holdil
ng a close potifeb ' . =a usele• ,taree
man draws out one of the': wristlets. IS.espedies of piffles°. ' ,• . -
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- . . • . • . the man lounged,up and said ,... • .' • •
p ier. • , long 1 he appears o. iare
i-Alt1 l 1 — • 't 1 • • it ••••1:'-1 '.'1Z_LoA.-.0=7 • . •
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fliptoni On
The search for mates affords a good deal and -pointing' Wit. way, and after•a•-titne • i . • •
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• of amusement. • .. - . Weathered eight score' and twenty -win- • • - . . . • • •• • , : • . . .2 : ... .. • • . .
"I want to.go to Cornwall.'" • . ••• anuary 12th 481.. ' • • .- - Have you muzzled •yeur.cleg l• We .• 2 ters, taperforms With marked 'ability . . .
have net. Nor dowe mean to. that •' "Veriwell,". •• , , • !'.-.,• :. . ' ' • the Onerous duties of • 0, porter In ti: - . , • ,
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• dog is happier as be:is. . 'With thejaws . "repose I' 'have to Pay full.. fare," Sautt.;1?eari street ocava,r,xxotn, and. is.:
loose .he earl catch..fifty flies a day. and continued the man, "hutthat old wo.. : consequently:. .a well-read -men He:. • • . •,. : . .... • •
i . gnaws hic. bonesineonifort..,•ReeideS, man]esides, you see Over there is. O., fool; and 'We.ars the •Sante. elotheii ;simmer and - • . • ' / .. .
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he's better able to take. ease •of .niid- Tur takine her home to her., ••,•frieads.. 'whiter, but his overcoat, whit,li is tight,. Ai
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• night callers • without a strap over 1115T .1 s'pose feeds' travel for Iilf-fare, .don't • ly buttoned :exeunt'. his 011111,. precludes . .
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nose. Don't you .eritue tooling around they V' .. .• '. ' ; • . • - • .the Pbssibility of a rieS?riPtion of the '• •• -
our niece at•unreasonable "mare. ' .fool ,under e l••we charge just a:s' mach for. a gartilents Over which it • stands . guard: ' •-.. •
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the impression that . Oar.' dog :is muz- as anybodY els& We-. have And • It Occurred to .the.reporter te' ask. the' . ,
' zled• one prioe.,, , , ..... . . .. ., • . • • . d ,,entleman a.questilati-oi two.. -• ,... . - . •
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Why do you didesAl..O .Ti..1 .3E-1 1 ... . '
hand stood before a gichigan,aVenue • "Well, . that's 'kinder ' :.,singtilar,"•• • • • • "Uncle s•••"°''''
• .), ,... ., • • .. . . • • . •• ' ' . .1 ' Gr LEZ1 0 1 C .1 ...W .1
• A small boy With a bjg,int 44 bis - 3- 1,,
mused the stranger: • " They ,.,,,„,,y• . same in all 'seasciesr • - -.• • • " ' ••• ••. • - ' - • . , • • . • . • • • .
Our •stezir. is.. el:ways- kept, FRESH entl•Well asserted. Wi. WI. in thebeitt market • ' .:
.grocery fora long time before Making op. oo s. into . circuses. and- balls Mid • .. . " Welb'srinny, case dis • elitnate '•ani • -
. . .. • . • ',, a l• i• .'i• ' x , .-e,a •-e. I' 7 ' for ,UAS.1.1, and warrantte eisse .waisfeletiint, •• • i'llOULT Ur', T.A.KES INIIN.C1-14-1.;Stikl. . • . '. • .... .
Ilio oil rid tO enter. 'When asked whale Jet f ' 1 '' • - ' •
shows for lialfprice, and sometimes. tor V11•137•4 .i. I
co, in c imam- • ..e.
' come here and •geb trusted. for a stick have, some pity en her.". --- .
twos col all de tittle I wouldn t he se., • • • . ...• • • • • .
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ilemired, be inquired : "If aboyshotild ' nothine. Serena as ; if . you ''.Ought.. to • .wha! taa wilinn
w'all de One,: or wSPALLISER &.00.1 99' BRICK. IILOCK,..CLINTOIL
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of gum, how. emelt would it beg"
" One cent," was the reply, "Aed if -a
boy should conies here, with the .citsh
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"I have pity..6n her, of curse, but fastydyus. In dis elithate, ef yo' on_ ,
e iv one • t • dalitake fo'-to • tog Yo'sef. col' w'eti -it
am wa'ain, or-wa'am w'en it col! yo've ,
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" I3esides being a. fool; She has Craiy • • • . .
hew much would it her • " Just tlie
• • yot t' be Ixerry te ce-dent ef yo don b. C -
Triis iirA•lol. • 1 ' THIS W41'710.11
ells., •eouldii:take ad11,0
same." "Then 1" guess ill get trusted,"sp-too, t sbe vantan• wake up some ntawnin' wid•a coff.h. eaD B oo nes ,m Ramo iibAsin.ffle
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.quietly remarke,d• the financier, -as he 9 / don I.; take no well chances. I blieve 5 rri •
• f tl e inn tie act and ee for half fuel"
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' slipped the cent down lute .his pocket. "She.nanst, pay full firel" was the dat•watalkeep out col' Ob wintall ll . -01(q/ 8 Long Boom;:. .
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"Please sir,dat me shine Your bets" decided UI (1 • ' • • , • eject de heat ob St11111.1104 hale° I stick - ' Boys 1011q Boots , • ,• '. .•,.• . .
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simultaneously ejeculatedtwa little.boot- • The woman bad been skulking for 'to de obahlrote at all times." •• t
blacks ou Galveston avenue as thestranr ward during the:conversation, ..and as "You seem to • have -studied the . cli, I''ontlis )ii Bads, atiC
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ger stiipped front of them Mid lesi- herbusbanci turned from . the window,. • mate; what is Yeer opinionof the -pros- . Women, $ 6 ofri .k3,j- Ntoes,'': ' . ' • .•
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toted which' to empley. • Tfle. smaum. .slie whisperingly inquired: "Kin ,1 ,go
eat weather,and that which has pro; , Jr• ,•,,'•c ••'• f SI& •
-11"wilfasi BotIoned
.hey said : "Let me shine'em up., sir". !LS f°°""
"'Nam I"growled the man as he • . ceded it for Se Veral months r • •
for 'have to StIppOrt, ft little brother flt
" Virp11, sanny,- I lab at dif'ren.t •
home, who is deformed, end oao,t, am>, turned upon her— fools have to pay as
IdaineS.geedaTOWItil lot, of wintals; but • •
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Let the slime ' ern up -I" thiMed introit as anybody:" • .
bah nygen,
ebber yet seen • So VIOTORIBLOp•
•-the higger one, "for Iron the poor •little • e P ). Can • 81°, may say assycleons,• a wintakas .dis ; It
• siek brother, and I don't Want to be,tin- asked. • , • • • , . tun all ketch hold an" n°Clet ge. • Ef, 1 --------•
der any obligatioes to bucli an infernal ' • "1 s'pose not, but wo did.n't'WM'
IC it was prekidial..ohallde distribushOn : oh . • •
liar -any more, He hasn't got any riglit, •I ought to lave - thrown snliff in de•atinosfeab'I shod • decide dat a 'me- . •
brother, no haw,. and I. can see' better' her eyes, put 31°''., fa's° • teeth ill my shun fo a tnelt, was in Malt:" •
than lie,ca,n." . . • Mocket, and. tried, to pass ye along as
" You of course know that in some SPRING
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• a poor inc woman goinc, mc to 0:2e• •
'" parts of this state the,snow is fem. feet ..wArtenooms.
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.71-71. 11110TURE
.That marvellous purifyer, Branoeit on Yet'. "A'and's •Liravg• ' • . • ' •
-the sallow • face tri one of freshness, -PLAN'. smni LinIONADE.-Foor table- have no thaw until spring, Uncle • .• :- • ' • .! , . 4. f
health and beauty. It regulates . the speottfuls` fiart-se.ed, whole i one quart Joel l'' - . . ; Now see to mimeo to tso inhabitants amino', and stimulating eoinito tine, so nave on snit a ..tr.. '.
• 'Bowels, acts promptly on the Liver and. boiling 'water, Poured. •ou tbe flax -seed ; ' " W-11; t .4 ". _21 :, select stook of all lcliiilg of Furniture, stieli ad Pallor Spites, Chamber Suiti.m, Envy illairs, fitteot .14.9tenti.4.,
ell noney, fa. la pnrseees ter Nitieboardi+, itc., Zze. • re sigtiNo mos and not„Ncas made to order:ea Ati ratites wishing, to pa..
'KidneYs and strengthens the system juide of two lemoes, leash& oUt the shncw., all' de jahwary• thaw docsi, biterrim wilt conautt, their but 111turests 11Y giving` 118 5 col. '
when broken. down by Nervous or Gen- peel, sweeten to taste ; st,Pop three 'long in•Felfruary, .my . private pinyun PCXERAI,Sycnstsritw on short notice. COFFINS ItIla Waives always on hand. •
'oral Debility. Ask your Druggist for lbours in a covered pitcher ; it too thick, ain dat somebody 'long in Mardi ' bad .
eiTrial Bottle, the cost is on' 110 cents, put in cold water with the letnen juke. bettab evcrtis' fo' seel'd , pnrposiele fo' N...., II—BASSWOOD. LIMBER taken in . exchange fm
Law, Bottles $114.0.• '‘Geod for eoida, • ' de buildia' oh de ark,"--iltbany ..frotte. GOMIS. . . . • A iy
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deep; :with new snow storms happen- — ,
111.001) 1.31TrtitS, will speedily change .. • • - •••-• log ov°rY daY or' two- floPPOso wo W. B. CRIOH tit. VICTORIA ST. - CLINTON
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