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HomeMy WebLinkAboutHuron Record, 1881-03-04, Page 6' An Irish Romance. • When. I arrival at Kilnaurrey, ono of those storms which come from the Atlantic, and in an instant envelop the Wanda in a cloud of wind:striven mist, made Me seek refuge in a cabin. It was a crowded busy peasantni home, and as I sat by the fire—the warmest seat being given me with the invari- able hospitality of these people—I found abundant material for observation and re- flection. Whatever cleanliness as possible in a family of eight occupying one huge room along with two pigs was carefully maiatainecl; • a least, the mother and the children were neatly and comfortably attired, the earth well ewept, and the pigs were conficed to the limits assigned them. An old woman was carding wool, a child rocking the cra- dle, and the mother, spinning at the wheel, The chickens, also driven in by the rain, one by one hopped up the leaden to their roosts among the iefors from which they watched over their ruffled feathers the busy family and the blazing hearth with so muoh approval and satisfaction that I ani sure, if chickens be susceptible to emotion. these were very tender ones indeed. A dog sneaked in, and seeing a stranger, wet out into the rain again. The dogs, which aro not numerous on the islands, are of the most miserable aud condemned aspect, and seems to feel their ignoble ancestry, as they in- varibly jumped over a wall or ran into some obscurity on the approach of a stranger. While drying my dripping garments, I saw for the first time, seated in a corner, as if to screen himself frees observation, the figure of 'a young man clod in white flannel; the of the island. His face was thin and sad, and of the same color as the gar- ments he wore, and he gazed at tho fire 'with such a dejected and hopeless expression as led me to infer that he was the fated victim of some terrible disease—Consump• tion, perhaps—and was feebly waiting through the long hours of the day and night the death he knew to be so sure and near. I spoke to him, striving in my pity tit appear unconscious of perceiving big, xnisery. Without answering he rose abruptly and left the cabin. The looks of concern and in- queitude in tho faces about mentold me of some unusual sorrow, which the mother, leaving her spinning -wheel, explained to me in a low voice. She told me that the young man, her eldest son, poor Owney, as she called him, had until a month before been the most healthy and cheerful member of the family; ready and prompt at work, and the life of the household, when a letter came from America to a neighboring family inclos- ing money to pay the passage thither of their eldest daughter. It appeared that the youbg man had long entertained a secret passion for this girl, and when ho heard that he probably , would never see her again, he declared his love to her, and besought her to remain. So far from being unmindful of his affection, she avowed her willingness to Marry at ohce, if he would accompany her to America immediately afterward. ' This' was impossible; his ownfamily was unable to assist him, and the few people who possess money on the island would not lend it with- out security. •The praetibal dameel.saw on the other side of the Atlantic every prospect of improving her material condition, and doubted not that husbands were as plentiful. there as elsewhere; while, if she remained, she knew the drudgery and hopelesselaverp that were the lot of all around herwould hers also. Thereforinshe told her suitor if • he would not accompanyter she would not listen to hie suit. When the youngman found his apbraidinas useless, he gave way. to despair, and had not worked Or Spoken.' since hie cruel sentence had been prOnoune- • ed. Every day he grew thinner and more wan, and he did not partake of trefficent food to support life. All the 'solicitude and tenderness of his mother had net .Succeeded in arousing within him hie former self,' and with tears running down her. cheeks she told me she thought he had lord his reason forever. Some weeks previously the school -master had written for them to a priest, a distant relative of the family, who•lived in Conne- mara; but they had received no reply, and she supposed he had neither help nor conn. sel to give. I pondered for e tong while, as I sat by the tiro, upon What often prove to be the unfortunate sincerity of men, and I would not refrain from deploriag the no less frequent levity of iiiy own sex. Inpas- ing through the village a week afterward I stopped to say good clay to these kind peo- ple. when I found the house a scene of bustle and confusion. My erewhile lot-e•siek swain was, when I entered, making himself a pair of pampootees; and as he bade me good day over a dangerously starched co11i, his deo glowed with health and energy. The now cheerful and happy mother informed Inc that slime my last visit they had received a letter from the priest in Connemara; inelos- ing his blessing for her son, and the moray to pay his passage to America She had very busy knitting him stockings, and mak, ing him a fine white flannel suit to be mar- ried in, and which thereafter he would not again wear until his arrival at Now York. so that he would make a decent appearance in the new world, as became the relative of apriest He was to be marmied to the objact of his choice the next, day, and they were to start immediately afterward upon their long voyage. As I loft, the damsel, whose month's delay to prepare her outfit had given such a fortunate respite to her lover, thrust her head inside the door, and calling upon Oa ney to be sure and wear thebine etook- inge she had knitted him to the chapel ea the morrow; and then, with her little -re- trousse nose turned up to the sky ran blush. ing away.—J. L. Cloud, in Harper's Mag- azine for March. train was beyond. their contrell. Seeing that ' SMILES. nothing could, be done to atop the mad course the train was running, Brown jumped from the cab while going at the rate of sixty miles an hour, and landed seventy-two feet distant, actual measurement. Blesniagham, who was on the caboose with Pawnee Charley and wife as pa sense s, fearing that the train was going to destruction, cut his way -car loose, and checked it with the brakes, while the train continued its velocity clown the long grade. The fireman stood at bis post like a hero, and while the engine was plunging down the Sight at a giddy speed, he crawled out on the foot -board and poked sand through the Band- box, thinking that it might assist the wheels in getting a grip upon the rails. As the train tined around Material curve, which is short and stoma" the velocity was so great that the locomotive ran on oneirail, and over- balanced so greatly that it came within an ace of losing its equilibrium. The brakemen on deck were obliged to lie flat and cling to the running -boards for safety. For six miles those badly-frishtened men stuck to the ship and faced. the horrors of death. Be* Con - omit° is a natural basin, with three miles of level track, and it was on ibis stretch the rnnaway train was mastered and stopped. Some cf the cars were laden with iron for the front, ut they wi re unloaded before the train stopped by the material being hurled in all directions. Just how the train held to the rails as well as it did is a mystery wh•ch the philososhert must Ive—we cant. • The Influence of Poe. gondos;ews.) ' • ' Poe, like Pope, threw himself into a war with' dunces. He tit and .thrust at them vigorously, he exposed. a score of cheap popu- lanties, heaves merciless to the inexpensive reputations then readily aequieed by every tootler on, the avhistle of Miss Eliza Cook. Since the time of Poe American literature' has wonderfully advanced in the acquisition of force and of polish. .Amertean novelists, for example, almost gives us lessons in eleboras- tion of style; in reticence, and in we.11•caleu- lated effects. American poets are, perhaps, too numerous. That they get a hearing, as they do, and appeal -to a really large public, says much for the interest of the people in centeruporary verse. In form, in the mere art of versifying, even'the minor American poets of to -day nhow wonderful -versatility and deftness. Commonplace 48 much less successful than it was of old. In fiction, analysis is almost too catoful. We can not but think that this rapid ripening of the American Muse (who • was a raw, unformed schord•girl in the lifetime of Poe) is due in part to the influence Of that critic.. His method is as unlike the method of Mr. Mat - there Arnold as possible: But he examined the same kind. of innuence, Like Mr. Arnold, he introduced Borne tinge of Frenbh thought d f h lot t intothek !lin of his countrtnne s be Was not fi wide reader, and thell'eleteethtaPe affectation in -n s ifiature may lie detectelidifuhtis quota. L • th • allusions. It is hard, to nay how much know- ledge was implied in thine allutioadhow rich -thiamine was from which Poe dug these :sparkling frieg,ments. Still, he judged the writers of his own country with some know. ledge of other liteeintiren. As he was_ quite ?Olsten in,hisenticiems he . did good, but at .h cost. ' • • . • Turkish Policy In Armenia. •• [Frani 'the London News.) •• s • Although there is no truth in the •report that aninsuireetion has broken out in Ar- menia, yet the conduct of the .Turkish Gov- ernment in that Province leaven Calculated to' provoke arising Of the people. They are introducing large numbers of Circassions in- • to the •gendarmerie ostensibly charge with the -duty of maintainingorder in the country: There have been considerable differences of opinion as to the numerical proportion which toe Armenian Christians bear to the Kornis and other Mussulman inhabitants of Arme- nia. The Turks appear deterniinea to settle this question in a very -high -heeded manner. They have introduced into the country latgit.' niiinbers of Moslem emigrants from the Cau- casus, so that substantial increase may talca 'place in the number ef .the faithfals The •Aarnenian Patriarchate at Constantinople ap. pointed agents to make an informal but ap- proximate. census . or population ; but the Turkish autlictithls. have arrested these per. sons, and seized their papers. , By such un- satisfactory motile -Els is the Porte endeavoring to show that Armenia .shouldte' blotted out of the and henceforth be known.as Kur- distan. Even in Constantinople all the :pie: tures representiag the old Kings and heroes •of Arnienia have been seized, and many of • their verniers put prison. If no outbreak takes Vane in Armenia it will certnitilY not be for want of pinvosation. . • • . • • . • - • An Irish Family in Bed. ' • Malachi Higgins is the tenant in possession .of five acres of the dividedtarm. "The house in which he lives *as built by his father ivhen. (111 his Marriage that portiou of land was allotted to him. • It is 'a cabin .eonSists ing of a single noom. The walls are macle •,of tempered mail mixedwith straw, and the water that oozes from: the rotten thatch makes slimy patterns upon their 'white- washed faces. In this one room • is' a bedstead, raised about eighteen inches from the mad .floor, on which a feathered bed is placed Over a thick layer cf straw, and in this bed sleeps every member of the 'family' i Malachi Higgins, tis wife, and the girl's heads one way ; the boys' heeds at the other end of the bed. Before his father succeeded to.procering a bed the family adheeea to the • • A Runaway Train, (Las yaps (N,'1%) Optio.). • ." • The most hair-raising episode .that.. ()Ver. happened to a New Mexican mountain rail. . way train fell to the lot of Conductor. Bless.' ingham Thursday afternoon at 3 o'clock, on the west slope of Glerietta sorninit . The train comprised nearly thirty loads, and as it entered upon the descent, Jake Brown, the engineer, threw on the water brake, but found that it was broken'and would not work.' The train gained. momemtum. °such frightful extant that the switch -cables and hooks lying on the pilot baso in front were hurled from their place into the air, breaking orae of the locomotive's .guara,rails. Brown called for brakes, but the trans men had. al: ready set every one, .and realized that the primitive custom of sleeping " stradognan At night, ; rushes and ferns being :spread upon alio finer the ,husband and . wife lay down in the Middle, the. youngest girl next the inotliern the youngest boy next the father, and ao on in graduation of age until at the extreme ends were the Strangers sleep- ing on the outside of their respectivenexes. The 'bedstead being raiser' so • high off the ground affords a comfortable place. where tho pigs can sleep, and in winter the addit- ional warmth supplied by the animals is welcome. The other end of the apartment is large enough to.aecommodate the cow-ana the 099,50 Malachi Higgins sees no necessity Or erecting a shed for these useful beasts:. • • When one gots to love work, his life is a happy ore. • • The e liter man sat lonely runt grim In his room up near the sky, And never a laint of hie terrible rage Could be seen in his deep blue eye. With pencil and scissors he toiled away Nor *ken from his pipet up, But his soul was feared with an anguish Andwoinidgjore bo could calmly sup. Beneath the shirt -front so snowily white Reposed a rubble -stone heart. For the editor man was reading a picot Winch be tersely described as "Dod-rot the darn poets 1" bo fiercely eaid, " With their soul -tongs and other gush; HI had my. way I would sink their stuff Along milt the fishery slush?' A fair•haired inaid stepped softly te,-1 The editor's girl, I wenn, Full quickly ho looked from the manuscript up— Ah, 'tis you, ray heart's own queou." . • • The etlitor-men have pretty tough times, And often their bones do ache ; But in winning the hearty of the maidens fair, . The editors capture the cake. More Truth Than Poetry. Father,, tell me what are Editors ? Are they men, or beasts of prey ? 1 heard some one say,, their creditors Kept thorn in ambush, night and clay. • Alas, how soon the hours are 'ever, • Counted us out to play the lover I And how much narrower is the stage Allotted us to play the sage 1 But when we play the fool, how wide The theatre expands 1 beside How long the audience sit benne us ; How many prompters, what a chorus! • .. A tame It-on—the sofa. A dam growler—A tigress: Sequel to Cowl play—An egg. • A sterling work—An English sovereign. Tho sphinx is a mystery—the hen, an 'egma, • The actor who cannot draw is worse than a blister. •A matchless story—one in whioh there aro no weddings. '• Some people have had a cold. all winter. It is very fashionable—Old cold. , • • Boxing, the ,manly art, is a sort of hand to mouth way of getting a living, . • s • • A down -east girl, who is engage to a lumbermen, says she hag caught a feller. It's hard to get along with cannon,. they are so melee mouthed about everything. • Pnossminut.--Mett ire- geese, women are • ducks, and birds of a leather flock together. • The " enyelope " muff is Much worn. It: 'stamps its , wearer as ready for the next. male. • ‘, • The Elmira Aplvertirer' thinks that pietty soon itzwill be cheaper to be cremated than to keep on living. • • • Plump giris are said to be Oleg out of ton. 1.f this is true; -the plumper the girl OM aelnorner her chances. • Womares Sumicz,—Woman's silence, al- though it is less frequent, signifies• mach inore than a man's. .. • • • • The Egyptian emblem of a snake with its tail in its mouth was the 'eailiest sign of the "swallow tail." , . • • 1* With Liszt. (From nelsrevtaa The bell of St. Croce, in the tall campanile over the cloisters which form part of the Villa cl' Este, rang out at 12 45. It was a Lad tell, like most Italian belle, and I nat- urally alluded to the superiority of Belgian bels, above all others, rather to my surprise, Liszt said "Ye, but how are they played? 1 remember being much amok by the Ant- werp carillon." 1 describe t t hint the me. &aniorn of the carillon clavecin and tamhour, and reminded him that the Antwerp carillon was much out of tune,Bruges being superior, as will as of heavier calibre, and Mechlin bearing off tho palm•fOr general excellence. We stop- ped short on one of the terraces, and he ssem, ed much interested with a description I gave hint of a performance by the great carilloneur, M. Deny, at Meohlin, andttilich reminded me of Rubinstein at his lace. lie expressed surprise when I alluded. to Van den Ulieynn compositions for bells, laid ''et like regular fugues, and organ voluntaries, and equal in their way to Bach or Handel, w o were con- temporaries of the great Br 'glen organist and carilloneur. " But," he said, n the Dutch have also good bells. I was once stay- ing with the Keg in Holland, end I believe . it was at Utrecht that I heard some bell music which was quite wonder- ful, I • nave lietened myser to that 'Utrecht canine, which is . certainly superior, and is usually well handled.. We had again reached the upper terrace, where the Abbate's midday repast was being laid out by his valor, It .as a charming situa- tion for lunch, •commaading that wide and magnificent prospect to which 1 have intuited; nut Autumn was far advanced, there was a fresh breeze, and the table was ordered in; • doors. Meantime, Liszt, laying Ins hand up- on my arm, we pass through the library, opening to his bedroom, and thence to a little sittiug•ro nu, (the same which commanded that view of the Campagnan Here stood his grand Erard piano. `` As wo are talking of tells," ho sant, "I should like to show au % Angeltai ' which I have just written ;" and opening the piano, ho sat down, This was the moment which I had so often and so vainly longed f,r. When I left England it - seemed to inasimpossible that I should ever hear Liszt play, as that 1 should ever see Mendelasoliu who has been his grave for 33 years. • How few of the • present genera- tion have had this privelege. At Bay: euth, I had hoped, but no opportunity offered it, log and it is well known that Liszt can hardly ever be ;prevailed upon to open the piano in the presence of strangers. A favor- ite pupil, Polig, who was then with him at - the 'Villa d' Este, told me he ninety touched the piano, and that he himself had seldom heard Win; "but," lie added with enthasa . jam,' "when the .master•touphes the keys, it is always with the same incomparable ef- fect, unlike anyone else.; always perfect," "You know," said Liszt,' turning to me, -." they ring tho 'Angelus' in Italy careless- ly the hells swing irregularly, and leave off and the Cadences are often broken up thas :" ,and he began a little swayingpassage in the treble—like bells tossing high up in . the evening air it ceased; but so softly that the = lialf•bar of silence made itself felt, and the listeuingsear still carried the broken rhythin through the pause. The Abbate himself seeineasto fall into a dreani ; his fingers fell again lightly on the keys, and the bells went on, leaving off in the middle of a phrase. Then rose from the lastairthenOng of the An- gelus, or rather, it *inert like the., vague ,emotion or one who, as he passes'hears in ,the ruins of smite wayside Cloister the ghost ncif old monks. humming their droWsti•naelo- ' dies, as the she goes down rapidly, and the' purple shadows of Hain s'eal over the land, out of the orange west! We sat:motionless --the disciple on one side, I on the othdr. Liszt was almost as !motionless ; his 'fingers Seemed quite independent, chance ministers of his soul. The dream was brokent by a pause; then came back the little swaying. passage of bells; tossing high up in the even- ing air, the half -bar of silence, the 'broken rhythat-Land the Aegeles wakrung. MEAN crusty old bachelor says be thinks it's woman, and not hor Wroisge, that ought to be redressed. ' T.he latest journalistic: ventnro in Cincins nati is a penny minor with no name. . It goes wherever there is one sent A London bookseller who tried to imitate Dr. Tanner lived five weeks on filtered -water • ;and then "kicked the bucket", . . 'Over:maim )3Y A PASSER.B57.-11Y. Jane, it eleven o'clock; . toll that young Man to please shut tho • front door from the out- side."' s • 'First gentleman (at the theatre) -a" What. do you think of tbescenery?" Second gentle- man—n I never saw a prettier Gainsborough hat in my life." • ' Hee:BAND' AND WIFE. --.The experience, of many a life, n What a fool I've been 1' — The experience of many a wife,'" What a. fool I've got!" -• "you seem to have apidket tee," as the bey said to the fence when it detained him by the subsequent part of his pints. Would you say he was boy -004(1S • s " 0 dear !"' exclaimed penniman, " I wish I could excel in something! I do believe if I sliould kill:a man it wotildn't be anything but Murder in the second degree 1" Too ItUE.--Tbe Arab horse is not broken until his fourth Year. That's where they differ:from teacups.. But then Arab hotses are not washed by the average kitchen gith An: editor in Georgia says; "Gad is found in thirtti.:six 'leanness:in this State, silver in three copper in • thirteen, iron in forty-three; throe, in' twentsraelx, and whiskey in all of them ; and the' last gets • • away With all the rest," • • • A stranger in Galv.esiton asked an Old resident how malarialnever could be 'distinguished from yellow -fever. " As a general thing," was the reply, "you can't tell until you have tried it. If you ain't alive, then it is most likely yellovv-feyern% "18 it law you're talking about ? Look, now, when was .a soudger I shot twenty men for the Queen, and iffie gine me a pin - shun ; but it I was only to shoot one stray fellow for Myself, bedad, I'd be tried. for murther. 'There's law for yea!' They wore watching the seagulls whirling in gracefuteireles above the waters of the bay, while the rays of • the sinking sun covered the landscape with a flood of gold, Finally he •turned• to her, and in a. voice 'trembling With emotion, asked ; "Darling, it we were seagulls, would you fly away with me andbe at rest?" To which she answered, with her .gaze. fixed on a far-off mass of castellated clouds: "No, Georgia ; I'd let you fly away, and then I'd have all the reit I wanted here." _ . A Sunken Island in Lake Michigan. From atrilLu.ritimplijiYue%Praelltiarm.1 no learn tonne particulars vor•cernieg the teealled whoa " 1.4 the vicinity of Port du nforts (Dentinal:seer). Mrs. Graham states that the islaud was situated in, Lake AIWA - gen, about five mil( southeast of Rock Island, and known as " Little Gull," be- cause of its whiteness and appearance of a gull at long range. The island was irregu• lar in shape, being about fifty feet in width by one hundred feet in length ; VMS entirely a formation made of small stoners ranging from. the size of a walnut to rocks wetabiog several pounds. By no means its the Island a place of vegetetion, for not siren grass grew linen it. In the summer of 184G or 1847 Mr. Graham built a tieli shanty or house on "Little Gall," to be handier to his nets that wore sot "outside." Into the small fish palace, on the island of soa pebbles, Mrs. Graham v. out and oo11ke4 for her husband during the summer mouths; buf, as fall ap- proached and old Michigan beetn to froth, the inhabitants of "Little Gtill " returned to Rock Island, where terra firtna was more extended. The next season Little Gen was too amen ta even "egnat" ma—having dimin- ished good deal during the winter. It continued to grow smaller each year, and long years ago disappeared below the nut, face of the water. Then the spot was re- ferred to as the "outside gloat" Still the work of "'going down" continued, and email suil crafts of light draft could navigate over the shoal. few years ago the water over the shoal was of a depth sufficient to hide the appearance of a shoal, and alarge steam: - or suffered heavynoes by grounding on the bar. To.day; tbe °nee dry island is covered • by fathoms of water. By the superstitious it is claimed that the disappearance of Little Gull island is a mystery, and that the neigh- boring islands have also settled a number of feet. Landmarks prove the latter statement entitle, while the mystery connected with the "sunken island" does not seeni to be. be difficult to solve. The fact that the little island was entirely formed of small stones— unquestionably. heaped up by the sea—it does not seem unreasonable to suppose that the same power that rolled the stones up could also level or roll them down again. • • • (tneseow Herald.) Sheriff Barents at Perth; has just held an inauest under the prisons act on a man who had died ia the lunatic ward of the general prison for Scotland. The evidence disclosed someniventful and very romantic phases of ' this man's life. Be had been arraigned at a circuit court at 3tulturgh for the crime of • murden but, on proof that he had been and . was insine, he was ordered to be de- tained in prison during the Pleasure••ef .her majersty: He was in 1885 transmitted to the lunatic wards of the general prism In 1875 • he was kr far restored that, on -medical. • . certificates, he was released on probation under an owlet of the.se,cretarn of state. He then took an his abode, at COldstreani,‘ of Which place he was a native. Soon after his first commitment to the prisoa a woman in 'another county wos also. brought before a justiciary court charged also with minder. • She in like Manner was found to be insane, and accordingly was cotnmited to the gen etal prison.' The two had seen ellen ether . -within its ann. She too; hide° fitt recovered, . as soon after his release she was also set at jiberty on a probationany order. She wearied • hernvay to Coldstream, and there the two lunatic murderers were wedded tegether: ,The man soon relapsed into a state Of lunacy, and attempted to commit suicide, and there.. fore was recommended to his old quarters at Perth. At rici lengthenedinterval the woman,• now hie wife, also replan& into lunancy and , • was sent back to the prlson where her hus- . band had preceded nen Ile died from cancer intlie stomach oath° -bf January last, • • and wa.s'buriea in thegraveyard of the pHs, '• on. The wife is still an inmate of the lunatic: • • Married Maniacs. • . ward of the general prison. , • . . • A Southern Grace Darling: • ' • . • (arum tea Galveston News.) • Capt. Omen. of•the sloop •Tomron, plying hetween Clear Lake and this citys gives. the News an account of an aot or heroism by a young' girl that 18 eminently worthy Of record. He saarthat during the last norther a snatll sjnapam•svhich.thbre were two men, was capsized off . Elwards's Paint. Both: succeeded in getting upon the bottom of the boat, and in this perilous position were. bitf- feted by wind and .sea and exposed tci the gold for about •twenty•four hours. One of the men, utterly exhausted, was reedy to succumb, but • his eon:mai:non bound him to the boat with a romra and thus prevented hie destruotien. , Finaily they were berried by the waves to within about a mile of the shore, when they were seep through a spy- glass. by Miss Evans, a sixteen -year-old daughter of a gentleinan residing at, the Lawrence place on the b :sr eliores between Edwards's Point and the mouth of Clear Creek: The brave girl, realizing theirnm- minent peri!, and knowing that thero. was no one ou the plane to go to their rescue, herself launched a frail' skiff and set out to aid them. With such a sea as was tunninn; this would have been a hazardous undertak- ing for a strong man,•but the little heroine Was not daunted by danger. Pailling,through: the billows until exhausted, ishe would drop her anchor, nest, nod, hoisting her weights, Would start anew. In this manner she slowly Worked her way to fhc men, whom she relieved from their dangerous situation, and safely conveyed to land, attonding to. their wants, and gently .caring for them at • , bt.. ..111.. • • • ,. . Frenchman is- about to be beheaded. Under the guillotine a priest approaches him and says : friend, have you any last' wish to make r The wish of a dying man is . sacred." " Yes," replied the doomed min, "I want to learn English." Did you over see a woman slip down 110f course you never looked, but then you've seen them. She don't flourish. around like an intoxicated junming•jaok, filling the air with arms and bad words as a roan, down but she simply abbreviates,:so to speak, • like a .ortished hat or patent drinking cap, ' while ypu stand by and Wonder .you never noticed that hole id the sidewalk before. • CHAT BY TEL WAY. , • . • • • , • • s • : • • • , Wittinti no mann 'feelings urinecersiiiily. - There ate thorns enough in .the path'of ham - an life. .• tntinii is the most powerful thing in the World ; even detion only pleases us by ins- ' resemblance to it. a ' If we could only' tax• the follies of the world the payment of 'national debts would be a mere begetelk.: • Whenever you And a poor inan who is • • truly grateful for the pittance yotiziye hiin, - you may be sure that he Would himself 'be generous if he had money to give. • • ; • Solari people have a .genius for doing everything wrong. ,They are like the Irish- • mah s frog, who always stood up When he sat down, and always sit down when fie stood up. Gossip is the peculiarity. of a small mini Souse people don't know :enough te talk about the greatness of things, and so they talk about the littlt nun of persons. The • expression of their men shallawness is what wo ecu ' . , _ . • .A Foolish Desire. ' • • • .(Frolm the Pall saintelasotten'. ; A. Very curious story is telegraphed to the • Standard this morning from . Vienna. It is to theeffeet that Spain is seeking to bo rec- ognized as one of the great powers. She fedi humiliated at not being admitted to members ship of the European concert, and she laments that the destinies of the .East are being arranged without her being as meal at • stilted, • In area, if not in population, nhe is superior to Italy, and in, population, if not in arca, she has the advantage of the Sultan. Why, then, should she not be invited 'to European congresses and take part in inter- national naval demonstrations? Such, accord" ing to an "eminent authority" in the Aus. trials capital, is the question wit* Spain. is : . now putting to the chief Cabinets of Europe, who skew " no •strong disposition to oppose the views of the Madrid :Government." WhO would have thought that he Spanish • Government could be so ungratefultfor the enormous advantages of ita present position ? Ambition, however, isjtho will-of•the,whisp of natione, andit may lead Spain to flounder in the Orientalinorana's •