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int EXPOSITOR
Estahlisbcd 1860
Pub/16W e�dldat Seaforth, Ontario, ev-
ery Thm ay afternoon by McLean
A. Y. McLean, Editor
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;8EAFORTH, Friday, September 24
£EAFORTH FALL FAIR
The Seaforth Fall Fair is being
held this week. Re: ogrlizing the in-
creasingly greater place the Fair
bas occupied in the community dur-
ing recent years, the Directors this
year have extended the program
over a third day.
The new arrangement should
prove popular and permit a more or-
derly presentation of the extensive
and interesting program that has
come to be regarded as one of the
-outstanding features of the Seaforth
Fair. At the same time, it will per-
mit a greater recognition of the con-
tribution which the breed shows and
other stock exhibits make to the Fair.
Many classes, it is understood, are to
be judged in front of the grandstand
rather than at scattered points
around the grounds as has been the
case in the past.
As in recent years, one of the out-
standing features will be the merch- •
ants' and manufacturers' exhibits in
the Arena. Arranged by the Cham-
ber of Commerce, the exhibits are
more numerous than in the past, ac-
cording to officials.
Fairs, of course, wouldn't be Fairs
in the eyes of many unless there was
lots of entertainment. This feature
at Seaforth Fair will include out-
standing programs on Friday and
Saturday afternoons and special
concerts Thursday and Friday eve-
nings. In addition, a square dance
competition will feature the Friday
show, .while on Saturday a full card
of races has been arranged.
All in all, it looks like a pretty
good Fair.
MOTORISTS MAKE STATISTICS
Statistics dealing with highway
traffic fatalities for August are now
at hand and reveal an improved sit-
uation as compared with the same
period in the preceding month. But
this is nothing to boast about, for
during August 90 persons lost their
lives in, Ontario as a result of acci-
dents in which motor vehicles were
involved.
Over the Labor Day weekend, .13
people were killed in traffic mishaps.
This compares with 22 deaths over
that weekend in 1953.
Statistics as such mean little. It
is only when the figures are viewed
in the light of broken families and
manned children can they seen in
proper prospective.
Motorists make the statistics. Only
motorists, by continually practising
care, courtesy and common sense,
can make them tell a less grim story.
INITIATION TIME
Students of all levels, from kinder-
garten to college, returned to school
during the past couple of weeks. For
some it means an introduction into
a new grade—from primary school
to high school; from high school to
college. And with the step upward
comes initiation.
There can be no objection to initia-
tion when it is in the sense of a more
or less formal introduction to new
responsibilities, new fellowships, new
experiences, and when the ceremony
means the extending and accepting
of new associations. But, unfortun-
ately, and too frequently, this is not
the case.
In Toronto, initiations at certain
'schools are reported to have deter-
iorated to a point where students are
said to be forced to "suffer shameful
indignation, miss classes and humili-
ate themselves by travelling city
streets in pyjamas."
Such situations quite properly lead
to demands for the abolition of all
initiation ceremonies at all schools.
if this is to be avoided, those in
of schools will have a re -
sponsiblllity to ens e that initis tion
ceremonies do not exceed the bounds
of common sense and decency.
FARM PONDS HEIS'
Daily' papers a few days ago car-
ried a story which told of a large
barn on a farm near Streetsville be-
ing saved from fire because water
was available in a farm pond.
The pond had been excavated only
a year ago, but the abundance of
water it provided enabled fire bri-
gades to confine the blaze to the driv- -
ing shed, a small tractor and a large
straw stack. The barn was. saved.
This is but one more example of
the value of a farm pond when fire
strikes. No matter how efficient the
fire brigade, or how quickly it reach-
es the scene, there is little that can
be done if water is not immediately
available.
It has been suggested that the
reason more farmers don't provide
farm ponds is because when there
are children the presence of a body
of water, adjacent to farm buildings,
can be a danger. But surely little
weight 'should be attached to such
an argument, when it is realized an
easily erected fence could cut off ac-
cess to the pond.
Each year fire takes a toll of dis-
trict barns. If farm ponds could con-
tribute to lessening this annual loss,
it seems difficult to explain why there
is not a pond on every farm.
Singing the Blues
(Kincardine News)
If there is one commodity more
than any other in which editors revel
it is self-pity. Their job, they are
convinced, is the most difficult and
exasperating on the face of the earth.
With this germ of an idea they can
embellish a couple of columns or so,
wallowing in a swale of despond.
The sad part of it all is that it's
true. The editor of the Broadhead
Independent Review, a gentleman by
the name of D. S. Markham, listed in
his Wisconsin weekly a few of the
pitfalls and problems which he con-
tends put editors in this unique cate-
gory.
As we read them a sympathizing
tear began to trickle from our eyes
and let all know the hard, cruel fate
which goes with presiding over the
preparation of editorials and news in
any,weekly newspaper, "whether it's
Broadhead or Meaford or Kincardine
or Kapuskasing, they are passed on
for reader edification.
"I don't know how newspapers got
into the world, and I don't think God
does, for they aren't mentioned in the
Bible. Maybe the editor was one of
the fallen angels, for he seems to fall
for about everything people tell him.
"If the editor makes a mistake,
folks say he ought to be hung; if a
lawyer makes a mistake, he appeals
the case; when a doctor makes a mis-
take they say nothing, because they
don't know Latin and they couldn't
read his writing if they did.
"A doctor can use a word a mile
long and it won't make any differ-
ence if he knows what it means, for
folks will think he's educated, while
an editor has to be able to spell am
word he uses. If the doctor goes to
see another man's wife, he cha -s
for the visit, while if the editor goes,
he gets shot.
"People that call the doctor and get
well think he's a great man. If they
don't get well, they're dead and can't
say anything. Two-thirds of the
folks in town are sore at the editor
either because the paper said some-
thing about them they didn't like, or
said something nice about somebody
else."
The editor might also have said:
When people want to get something
into the news columns, it's usually
advertising, and when they want to
keep something out, it's news.
People often tell the editor to write
an editorial urging that this or that
be done, but when those people are
asked if they will stand to be quoted
on the subject, they usually back
down.
They will also tell an editor some
good live news but it's always "off the
record," and if the eaiti or writes it
he's broken faith, even though every-
one in town has already heard it
from the original source's own lips.
They are mightily happy when the
editor pats them on the back for a
worthy job well done, but if he sug-
gests they have made mistakes of
acted unwisely on other occasions,
they scream he is trying to ruin them.
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THE litiR011 EXPOSITOR
SEEN IN TIIE COUNTY PAPERS
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98th tirthday
Mrs., . ,Frank 6\ etealf, Blythe
Grand Old Lady, will celebrate her
98th birthday on ,Wednesday, Sept.
22. The very best wishes of The
Standard, together with those of a
host of well-wishers throughout
this community, are extended on
this very ttappy occasion. — Blyth
Standard.
Return From Trip
Mr. and Mrs. James Hackett, of
Belleville, and Misses Norma Stein -
back and cousin, Carol Thiel, had
a most pleasant motor trig to
Montreal and Chatham, New Bruns-
wick. At the latter place they call-
ed on Mr. and Mrs. Smith (nee
Joan Merner), daughter of Mr. and
Mrs, Wes Merner, of Zurich, and
enjoyed a delicious supper with
them, and all wee glad to see
each other. Then oila to Cape Bre-
ton Island, Boston, and coming in-
to Canada by way of Niagara Palls
and arriving home safely after a
two weeks' sightseeing tour.—Zur-
ich Herald.
House Damaged By Fire
Early Wednesday morning fire of
unexplained origin caused, $3,000
damage to the home of L. D. Hol-
land, Goderich, Clerk of the 'Town
of Clinton. Both Mr. and Mrs. Hol-
land were in Toronto, but passers-
by noticed smoke and called the
Goderich volunteer fire brigade.
Fire Chief John Hoggarth said be
believed spontaneous combustion
had caused the fire. Firemen
hacked holes in the roof of the
modern 18 -month-old house. Main
damage was to the outside and to
rooms at the rear. Smoke and wa-
ter damaged the new furniture in-
side.—Clinton News -Record.
Driver Hits Ditch
An airman from R.C.A.F. Sta-
tion, -Centralia, escaped uninjured
wheu his car rolled over in the
ditch near Grand Bend Tuesday
:fight when he swerved to avoid a
man on the road. Driver Jean Col -
bourne, 19. told police he was trav-
elling south on No. 81 when he no-
ticed another car parked on the
highway and a man beside it. He
,swerved sharply and ended up in
the ditch. Visibility- was poor be-
cause of rain. The man,. Henry
Hartle, of H.R. 3, Parkhill, said he
had stopped to watch aircraft traf-
fic on the nearby R.C.A.F. Station.
Provincial Constable Elmer Zim-
merman investigated. — Exeter
Times -Advocate.
Cycles From London
Riding as a passenger in a taxi
is a lot easier than pedaling a
bicycle, a London man found last
weekend. Chester Parkinson. 65,
of R.R. 9. London. set out from
home last Thursday afternoon and
got as far as Hensall before he
thought he'd better call it a day.
So he stayed at Hensall overnight,
taking up the journey to Godarich
again in the morning. After reach-
ing Goderich, he decided he need-.
ed another rest. so he stayed ov-
ernight, at a local hotel. Next day,
however-, the urge to do some more
cycling lett him. so he packed the
hike into the back of a taxi and
headed back home—this time as a
passenger.—Goderich Signal -Star.
Left 50 Years Ago
An interesting visitor in town
this week is Alex Mclvo, of Win-
nipeg, former Goderich boy who
50 years ago was the champion
long-distance bicyclist of Ontario,
and who in recent years contribut-
ed to The Signal -'Star a series of
letters on events and personalities
of the days of his youth. Alex went
to Wlinnipeg in 1906 to take a posi-
tion in the big Purity Flour mill in
that city. He has visited his home
town on a few occasions since
(once for the Goderich centennial
in 1927), btt haying now retired he
is making a more leisurely stay
and is meeting scores of old friends
and acquaintauces.—Goderich Sig-
nal -Star.
Recovering From Accident
'Michael Harrison, 11 -year-old son
of Mr. and Mrs. Earl Harrison,
Blyth, is recovering after an acci-
dent last Friday noon, which might
have had much more serious con-
sequences. Michael was riding
south on Queen St. on his bicycle
and when he reached the corner
of Queen and McConell Sts., he
made a left-hand turn across the
oncoming traffic to proceed to his
home. Ile failed to see a ear ap-
proaohing from the south on Queen
St., driven by Mr. Tames Walpole,
of Morris Township. Mr. Walpole
had no chance to avoid the young-
ster who was hit by the car and
thrown a considerable distance
from his bicycle. Mr. Walpole took
Michael to his home and medical
help was summoned. Fortunately
no bones were broken, the injuries
being mostly bruises and scratch-
es and a bad shaking up. — Blyth
Standard.
Seriously Hurt in Head-on Crash
'Five persons were injured (two
severely) when a car and truck
collided head-on early Sunday
morning at the crest of a hill on
the Bayfield - Varna road, just
west of Varna. Taken to Clinton
Public Hospital were Donald Mc-
Gregor, 21, R.R. 5, Clinton, driver
of the car; Bruce Marshall, Clin-
ton, driver of the truck; Mr. and
Mrs, Murray Lovett, Clinton, and
Joyce Dale, Londesboro. Provin-
cial Constable Jack Parkinson, of
,Goderich, investigated, He states
that marks at the scene indicate
that the McGregor car was turned
to the right just before the impact
and most of the damage was to
the left side of the car. Both Mc-
Gregor and Marshall are in Hospi-
tal at London, and Wednesday
morning both were still uncon-
scious and unable to describe what
happened. Head and chest injur-
ies were incurred. The three other
occupants of the cab of M:arshali's
truck suffered cuts and abrasions
and were released from Clinton
Hospital.—Clinton News -Record.
A Smile or Two
Janice: "Am I the only girl you
thave ever taken to a dance?"
Joe: "Absolutely, and the pret-
tiest one too!"
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Boy: "What giveh more milk
than a cow?"
Girl: "Two cows."
Boy: "Wrong. A milk truck."
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Patient (in hospital): "Nurse,
may I have a drink of water?"
TJurse: "Are you thirsty?"
Patient: "No, I just want to see
if my throat leaks."
CROSSROADS
(By James Scott)
IN THE SOUP AGAIN
err
Some weeks you can't make a
aickel, they say, and as far as I'm
c nncerned this seems to be one of
them. 13y this- I don't mean ,ex-
actly financial returns. Mather I
use the phrase in the looser sense
which, 1 think, merely means "You
can't win!"
My trouble lately would, seem to
be that I write and talk too much.
So far this cdlumn hasn't got me
into any trouble—that I know of—
but just about everything else I've
written lately has.
For example, I'm in the bad
bo les of the Mayor of 3loose Jaw.
don know him. never saw him
and, for that matter. never heard
of him until I got a letter from
him the other day. 'It seems he
was starting a fire up at' his sum-
mer cottage and chanced to see
something I had written about
country doctors which made him
real mad. so he took pen in hand
and wrote me that I didn't know
anything about anything, especial-
ly country doctors and that city -
bred and fed Easterners like me
ought to shut up. He also suggest-
ed that it was too bad that what-
evelr doctor brought me into the
world didn't squeeze the forceps
good and hard w hen he got me by
the head.
Well. that's as may be• I may be
prejudiced in the matter. Just the
same although there are probably
several millions of things about
which I know nothing. country dot
tors are a subject with which I
think 1 can claim a nodding ac-
quaintance. After all, most ttf my
life has been spent growing up
right along side one, in the same
house, in fact, and if my own
grandfather wasn't a country doc-
tor of the real old school, then
I've been -misled badly all my b°ern
days, There just isn't any justice
at all.
Then the other day a great and
prosperous Canadian publisher
chanced to see some comments I
had written about an author of his
who is just going to publish an-
other book. I said, rather sadly,
that I expected that the new book
would be just about the same as
the one this writer wrote a couple
of years ago. I guess that pub-
lisher didn't like that old 'book (I
didn't either), because he claimed
I was insulting and wrote the pub-
lisher of the paper which carried
my story and said I ought to be
boiled in oil and -needed my head
examined, and what's more, I was
no friend of writers or publishers,
or any other decent citizens.
Now the publisher who wrote
that was—I thought—an old friend
of mine. I've called him by his
first name — which is Bill — for
years. After all this I'm beginning
to wonder if just plain good old
Bill and I have come to the parting
of the ways. He didn't sound
friendly at all.
Then I made some radio broad-
casts recently—one of them about
the Stratford Festival, and the oth-
er night I was accused of trying
to destroy the Festival. Me! Why
I'm the fellow who made a special
trip to Stratford to plead with the
Board of Directors on bended
knee to give it a try, when every-
body else, except Tom Patterson,
was saying it was a hair -brained
scheme which would never work.
Honest, fellows, I don't mean
any •harm. You've got me wrong.
I want to like everybody.
Well, almost.
So you can see why I feel pret-
ty good about one of my neighbors
in a nearby town. She happened
to pick up the little pamphlet
which I wrote for the Huron Coun-
ty Museum, called "Huron County
in Pioneer Times," and she sort
of enjoyed it. Not only that, but
sbe took the trouble to pick up
her pen and paper to write me a
little note about it. That was real
thoughtful, and I certainly appre-
ciated it. I'm not very good at
answering letters, but I can tell
every one of my good neighbors
who drop me a line or stop me on
the street to share a chuckle with
me over something I've written
that it is one of the nicest feelings
a writer can ever have. It's part
of the give and take of living in
the country. I'm absolutely sure
that before Pm through •I'Il write
somethint in this space which
somebody won't agree with. I
doubt that he'll scream for my
scalp, or write tt; the Editor and
tell him to kick me off the paper.
No, he'll just mention it the next
time we meet and, in the same
way, 1f he reads something he
likes, he'll mention that too.
That's. the way we do things in
these parts, and the*?a one of the
reasons why I like to live here.
Years Agone
Interesting Items Picked From
The Huron Expositor of Twen-
ty-five and Fifty Years Ago
From The Huron Expositor
September 27, 1929
Mr. and Mrs. Robert Hogg and
Mr. ,Melvin Merriam, of Goderich,
spent Sunday with friends in Win-
throp.
Mr. J. R. Murdoch, Brucefield,
shipped from that station this week
a carload of honey, which goes
direct to a firm in London, Eng.
The government inspector, who
passed the honey for shipment, pro-
nounced it to be the finest in.qual-
ity he bad inspected this year,
which fact speaks well for Mr. Mur-
doch's success as a beekeeper.
Messrs. Gilbert Jarrott and Clar-
ence McLean, Kippen, have return-
ed to resume their studies. at
Western University, London.
Rev. R. R. Connor, Mr. Norman
Alexander and Misses Jean Ivison,
Isabel Alexander, Florence Thom-
son and Olga Bell, of Kippen, at-
tended the young people's conven-
tion held in Sarnia last Tuesday.
Mr. Albert Keys, Zurich, has sold
his 10.0 -acre farm, .being Lot 23,
N.B. Concession, Hay, to Mr. Leon
Jeffrey, Jr., of Blake, whose dwel-
ling was recently destroyed by
fire. Possession will be given in
November.
Mx. and Mrs. J. W. Ortwein, of
Hensall, had quite a large reunion
of their family the first part of
this week. Several at a distance
had been visiting here from the
States and had been joined" by oth-
ers from other parts, so that it
made quite a' large family reunion.
Miss Mildred MeDonell left Hen-
sall for Guelph recently to attend
the Macdonald Institute,
Mr. William Davis, Staffa, left
last week for Caron, Sask., where
he will purchase a number of cat-
tle for shipment to the east. He
was accompanied by Mr. Robert
Bell, Hensall; Mr. David Gardiner,
Cromarty, and Mr. Howatt, Blyth,
and they are making the trip by -
motor.
Mr. Joseph Moylan. Hamilton,
spent the weekend with his par-
ents, Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Moylan,
Beechwood.
Mr. and Mrs. Fred Rutledge and
family. Walton, have left to spend
a couple of weeks with relatives
in Grafton. Garnet Batten, Monk -
ton, is supplying at the C.P.R. depot
in Mr. Rutledge's absence.
Messrs. Len Purdy and Garnet
Dalrymple, of Chiselhurst, have
purchased a bean thresher and are
prepared far custom work, and no
doubt will give every satisfaction.
Mr. H. McIver and family, Hib-
bert; Mr. Joseph Lynch . and sis-
ter. Kate, and Mr. and Mrs. J. M.
Eckert were visitors at the home
of Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Manley, in
Manley. last Sunday.
Mr. Herb Clarke, California, a
nephew of Mrs.. George Stephen-
son, spent over the weekend at
the home of Mr. and Mrs. P. B.
Stephenson, Constance.
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From The Huron Expositor
September 23, 1904
- On Thursday afternoon of last
week the first sod was turned for
the Guelph-Goderich branch of the
C.P.R. at, Goderich.
Mrs. C. Reise, G. Lockie, R. Har-
ris and Mr. and Mrs. R. Black and
Mrs. Scott Black, of Hensall, at-
tended the London Fair last week,.
Mr. H. 'McGregor, Kippen, has
sold his two-year-old: general pur-
pose fillies to Mr. S. Laidlaw, of
Tnckersmith, for which he receiv-
ed the snug sum of $350. This is
a good price for two-year-old colts,
and Mr. Laidlaw- has got 'good va-
lue for his • money as they are the
best quality- and perfectly match-
ed. They are a bright chestnut,
and are half-sisters and sired by
the well-known horse, "Balbogie".
Mr. John Galbraith has sold his
farm on the llth concession to
Mr, Thomas Beattie, of,Hullett,
son-in-law of Mr. John G.,Grieve.
The farm contains 100 acres and is
one of the best in the township.
There is not a foot of waste land
and it is in good condition, and
there are good buildings. The price
paid was $6,400, and possession
will be given at once. Mr. Gal-
braith intends moving to the old
homestead to live.
Mr. Lorne Scott, who has been
in the Sovereign Bank in Hensall
for some time, is now holding a
good position in the Sovereign
Bank 'at Zurich.
Mr. Robert McLaren, of the Lon-
don Road, recently accompanied
Mr. T. J. Berry with a shipment
of horses to the Old Country,
The friends of Rev. E. A. :Shaw
will be pleased to learn that he
has recovered nicely from his re-
cent accident,
"Kaplan," the fast pacing stal-
lion owned by Scott and Warwick,
of Brussels, made a record for him-
self at Reedville, Mass., on Friday
of last week. He won the second
and fastest heat in his race, going
the mile in 2:081. "Kaplan" is
now at his own stable in Brussels.
• Miss Minnie Beattie and Miss
Lois Johnson, Seaforth, left Tues-
day for Guelph, where they will
take a course in domestic science
at the Macdonald Institute in con-
nection
onnection with the Agricultural Col-
lege.
Miss Leila Best, daughter of Mr.
J. M. Best, of town, met with a
nasty accident on Saturday last.
She was getting off the verandah
when she struck her hand on a
piece of crockery, cutting a gash
in it Which required several stitch-
es.
Mr. George Powell who has con-
ducted a grocery and produce store
in Biyth for a number of years, has
disposed of his busine$s to Mr.
Cutt, of Jamestown. Mr. Powell le
an sitstive business man and we
hope it is his intention to stay in
the village.
Mrs. Baines, Oshawa, has been
in Hensall during the past week
visiting her mother, Mrs. Warring.
SEPTEMBER , 1,904
'Keeper of the Trees"
(By MR8, M. C. DOM
(Continued from last week)
"The whole world has to advance
together," he declared to Bill Cul-
liton, as Bill waited for his hog -
chop to be ground. "I tell you this
thing of prosperous, brainy people
thinking they . can ignore their
weaker, .stupider brethren, just say
'To h= with them, They got
themelves into the mess, let them
get selves out of it' — these
pe pie are just laying up trouble
for themselves. They're fiddling
while Rome burns; they're danc-
ing the French minuet while the
mob storms the Bastille."
Bert took a deep breath and a
long drink of water. a
"The whole world has to ad-
vance together, the fine, generous,
heady ones always in the lead, or
the trash is going to pull. down
the edifice and we'll have to start
all over from scratch. You know
darn well, Bill, that you can't even
let your dog lie in one of your
ditches because his decomposing
body will probably pollute your
well, and in a few days you're
dead of typhoir fever or bubonic
plague, or fallen arches, or some-
thing, and serves you right! Did
you ever read of the wonderful
way of life the Japanese ruling
caste built up hundreds of years
ago in Japan? Why, it reads just
like a tairy 'tale. And where is
that beautiful dream world today?
You know where it is all right.
Look at the wonderful social life
lived in the French castles and
chateaus before the French revo-
lution. Poetry, music, charades,
everything to make life enchanting,
and the poor devils of serfs out-
side the walls eating grass! Not
much poetry or music in their
lives, let me tell you!"
Bert got to his feet and began
to pace the floor. ,
"Take a look at life in the South-
ern States right on this continent
not, a •hundred years ago. Ever
read any of .the -novels about the
south befo' de wa'? Life for the
boss and his family- was just one
long festival of dining, dancing,
making love. The women couldn't
even wash their own hair. The
men never dreamed of shining
their own shoes. They've washed
it and shined 'em since, let me
tell you! And why shouldn't
they?"
Bert was a trifle hoarse by this
time.
"And it's no use handing me. that
old one- about the common man
making a fool of himself when he
does get a little money. Of course,
he makes a fool of himself. Of
course, he can't govern himself or
his' appetite. D'you know why?
Because he's never had enough
practice. The common man, given
a little practice, can govern him-
self quite as well as the descend-
ant of a belted knight. or an M.P.,
or even a senator'. Take a look at
our co-operatives—how well, most
of tfrem are run. Look at the Cred-
it Unions run by and for the com-
mon man. How much money has
the Credit Unions lost through bad
debt? Less than a quarter of one
per cent. Show me the bank run
by the ablest financiers in the
country that can point to a record
like that."
At this point Harry Iaid down
his pencil and notebook. Bert was
too fast for him.
"If we had enough producer and
consumer and wholesale co-dhera-
tives in the world we could send
all .our M.P.'s home, put the men
in our armies, navies and air forces
to useful constructive work, and
laugh our heads off'at Nazis, Fas-
cists and Bolsheviks. It isn't the
people who are doing useful work
who are making all the trouble in
the world. It's the worthless beg-
gars who couldn't cut their own
kids' hair if the town barber went
on strike—they're the trouble-
makers."
Bert was 'very hoarse by this
time,
"And some of these unions and
associations are just about as bad.
One of the worst things I've heard
of in a long time was this busi-
ness of the association of trained
nurses sending a spotter up to this
little one-horse hospital to see that
nurses' aids weren't taught too
much. Isn't that a fright? • What
do they think they are- One of
-those old-time guilds that flourish-
ed three or four hundred years
ago in Europe? As if useful know-
ledge was going to be bad for any-
thing or anybody. These unions of
working people who think they are
going to benefit themselves by con-
structing a closed corporation
with themselves and their tribe
safely ensconced inside -- they're
crazy. The more smart, intelli-
gent, well-informed people there
are, the better for the world, and
don't you forget it."
Bert took another drink of wa-
ter and looked over his glasses at
his dazed listener, Bert had nedd-
ed bl-focals for some time and had
never got around to getting them.
"I should charge you for that,"
he remarked.
"You mean I should get paid for
listening to you?" retorted Culla
ton, heading for the door• "What
p. man!"
"Gish! Mr, Welch," said Harry,
admiringly, flipping over the pages
of his notebook. "You filled thir-
teen pages with shorthand and
then I didn't get nearly it all."
And every darned syllable was
wasted if I know my man," Bert
said, rather bitterly.
Berhad a
air
f
ale grey eyes
whicht, when phe wasothoroughly
tghly
worked up, had the power of par-
tially mesmerizing his opponent.
He onmeQ_t
plc toidid thenot co-operativecvertae movemanypen
as he thought he did, He simply
rendered them speechless for the
time being.
He was tenaciously loyal and fer-
ociously honest. He had a few'en-
emies who would have liked to
have seen him hamstrung, but he
had many friends who would have
died for hits.
III
Harry Fox liked Bert Welch im-
mensely, and Bert liked Harry
with reservations. Harry was
strictlyn a nine -to -five office work-
er and sometimes the nine was a
quarter after, and the five—espec-
ially in summer when there was a.
ball game—was apt to be a quar-
ter to. Bert could not understand
that attitude in anyone. It was
twenty years since he had needed
an alarm clock to get him to work
and it took a Big Ben, Isabel, and
about five journeys upstairs to get
Harry to work on time.
But Isabel did not mind, She was•
as proud as a peacock of Harry's
new job, and Gerald was almost ea -
bad.
"I always knew if he could find
the work suited to him," declared
Isabel, "that he would be the best
boy in the whole village."
"I guess I've been a little hard
on .him," Gerald came down hand-
somely. "It's after your folks he
be taking, always wanting to keep
his hands nice and wear clean.
clothes, and use his head to make
a living instead of his muscles.
Sure, it takes all kinds to make a,
world.,'
"I hope they won't expect him
to go out in the mill and handle
bags and things like that," worried
Isabel. "He never was any goody
at dusty, dirty work."
"Leave it to Harry," counselled
Gerald, philosophically. "I'd like
to see the party who can get him
into the mill to work. It's a gen-
ius herd be, that's what."
But there was one thing about.
Harry that Gerald would never get
used to, not if they both lived to•
be a hundred. Harry slept in py-
jamas instead of in his shirt -tad
ilse a Hurn. So far as Gerald knew
Harry was the only youth in Brig ,
End Mills who slept in pyjamas.
There may have been others, but s+>'
it was kept a closely guarded sec-
ret by their families. They never'
appeared on the family clothesline
in daylight.
But Isabel hung Harry's where
all the world could see. He had'
three pairs for summer, one of
them sills, which had been given
hint at Christmas by his Uncle
Clayton. Iie had two flannelette
pairs for winter that had been giv-
en him by his mother. .
To Gerald, those pyjamas were
almost the last straw. The city
•blood must be overwhelming. To
pays Harry in the hall when he
was wearing a pair of those things
was more than he could bear.
When they were fluttering on the
clothesline and Gerald had to walk
past them, he did so with hanging
head.
The only person to whom he had
ever voiced his feelings was Sig-
mund Kelson. and then it had been
in a manner so indirect that only
a shrewd man like Sigmund eould
have grasped what he was getting
at.
Gerald fixed his eyes on a row
of sauce pans high on a shelf and
addressed Sigmund in a voice
somewhat lower than usual.
"It's a queer clothes the young
folks he wearing these days. Sig-
mund;"
"I'll say they do. You never
know from one day to another
what they'll be putting on neit.
And it they're not putting it on,
then they're taking it off, wbieh is
maybe worse."
"It's these haythen clothes on
white folks that I don't like, Sig-
mund. You know, those whadave•
callern's?"
"Sarongs?" suggested Sigmund,
who had a picture of Dorothy
Lamour tacked up in the back shop
which he secretly rather admired,
"Nall, not them! Them other
things. Like Chinamen wear!"
"Oh! pyjamas. Ain't they a
fright! Did you see Evelyn par-
ading around in what she called:
beach pyjamas last summer? When
she came .through the , store in
those things the first tine it was •
all I could do to keep from being
sick."
• "Harry wears 'em," confessed
Gerald, in a low tone.
"Does he, Gerald?" There was
a world of sympathy in Sigmund'e
voice. "Do people know?"
"I guess so. His mother hangs
them right out on the clothesline."
"That's too bad. But you might
just as well forget it, if you can -
There's nothing you can do."
"I know. I shouldn't. be surpris•
-
ell if Art wears them, too.''
"Quite likely. The whole dang
world is going 'to 'the dogs! No
wonder there's wars. There has
to be something to reduce the
Panty -waist population. What do'
you thihis of this fellow Hitler ov-
er in Germany who is getting too
big for his britches?"
"Oh, he'll likely keep on until
somebody takes him down a peg -
or two."
"He's kind of hard on the Jews."
"Yes, isn't he? He must be
afraid of them."
"Must be, I never saw the Jew -
that I was afraid of, did you?"
"No. The only thing I'm afraid
of is them py'jas, I wouldn't..-
touch
ouldn'ttouch them with a ten -foot pole"
"Me neither."
IV
To every man there cometh, at
some time or other, some kind of
temptation. Harry's temptation
came disguised in the same attrac-
tive garb that temptations usually-
wear.
suallywear. In a word, 1t came clothed
as Opportunity. And Opportunity's
other name was Chevrolet—year of
1931. It was really a bargain In
cars. A bargain of bargains!
There was only 3,337 miles on B-
and it still bad its first coat of
paint.
Harry wasn't much of a money -
saver. To be exact, if the savings
banks had had to depend on Harry
for their funds there wouldn't have
been any. Not that he didn't In-
tend saving for a rainy day some -
/me. Maybe when he was twee
ty-one.
(Continnied Next Week)
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