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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Expositor, 1952-02-15, Page 24., 1 TilE EUS ®N EXPOSITOR 0511 li;3he ]8 !;c A. Y. McLean; Editor 'Published at Seafor'th, Ontario, ev- _.- try Thursday afternoon by McLean Bros* Subscription rates, $2.50 a year in .dvance; foreign $3.50 a year. Single leopies, 5 cents each. %demberof Canadian Weekly Newspar ers Associat'on. Advertising rat's on PHONE 41 application_ Authorized a 'second CI* ss Mail Post Office I.epartment, Ottawa ' SEAFORTII, Friday, February 15 The King Is Dead—Long Live The Queen The funeral of King George VI takes place today. The peoples of the free world will join with the citi- zens of the British Commonwealth of Nations in paying final tribute tot' a good King. For George VI was just that. He was a devoted and sincere servant of Iris people. Winston Churchill, dur- inghis recent visit to Ottawa, ex- pressed the feeling of all towards him when he said: '`We have a truly beloved King. In constitutional duty. he is faultless. In physical and mor- al courage he is an example to all his peoples. We are proud to pay him tribute. This is no formal salute of loyalty, but the expression of our intense natural impulses." Handicapped physically and by the circumstances by which he came to the throne, King George throughout his reign displayed a magnificent -courage in the performance of the tasks of his office. Faced, as he was, so soon after his accession with the horrors of a World War, he carried out a job which he had never' expect- ed to fill and for which he was not ,sp'ecially trained, in .a manner that added lustre to the Crown. He was a family man. And as one to whom his family meant so much, so to will his pasSing be an immense burden for the members of his de- voted family to carry. To ,them goes the sympathy of the people ' of the Commonwealth, who will pray that they may be granted strength to bear their sorrow. It was during changing and diffi- cult times that there came to King George his call to duty. But never slid one so ably heed the demand that self be made secondary to the pub- lic weal as did he in the carrying out of those duties. As they bid a last farewell to their g, the people of the Common- wealth will turn' to. their new Queen t and assure her of that same loyalty and devotion they gave to her father. Queen Elizabeth, like her father, could not during her childhood an- ticipate the Crown. But already she has indicated her capacity to bear the heavy load that has become hers. Her Canadian subjects, who so re- cently had the opportunity of seeing azld meeting her, know well her gra- ciousness, her dignity and her kind- liness. God Save the Queen! • Accession to Bring Changes The death of King George V_ I and the accession to • the Throne of Queen Filiza,beth II brings many changes in the every -day procedures and 'term- inology of their subjects throughout the world. The most (o change in "God Sa sof course, is the tonal Anthem to e t this, reatest ant one. Al - messengers te documents and orders have gone out to Her Majesty's ships. At- Her Majesty's stationery office, the first batch of envelopes marked "On Her Majesty's Service" came of the< presses. Only to avoid waste will stocks op' hand of His Majesty's sta- tioner�y be . used up. In Canada the ng P inter ,becomes the Queeaf's ev ,postage stamps and coins will Que while that touching the number of her people, is. ready the first Queen' have travelled with sta FEBRUARY 10, 19§g. have to be desigte(L Before they can be designed), howeverr the Queen rout give her approvalof the desigus, Mailbo*e>s now will bear the ini- tials E R., in England dome still in use still bear the initials . V.R. for Victoria Regina. Criminals will be detained on the Queen's pleasure, the King's Court becomes the Queen's Court, the pre- siding judge will be one of Her Majesty's judges and attorneys grac- ed with the title. King's Counsel now are Queen's Counsel. • Special Prager Special` forms of service commem- orating the King's funeral have been issued "by her Majesty's special corn= mans." They included this prayer "Almighty God, who rulest over all the kingdoms of the world, and disposest of them according to Thy pleasure, and Who has now called Thy servant our sovereign lady, Queen Elizabeth, to the throne of this realm; "Let Thy wisdom be her guide, and let Thine arm strengthen her; let justice, truth and holiness, let peace and love, and all those virtues that adorn the Christian profession, flourish in her days; "Direct all her counsels and en- deavors to Thy glory and the wel- fare of her people; and give us grace to obey her cheerfully and willingly for conscience' sake; that neither our sinful passions, nor our private in- terests may. disappoint her cares for the public good; "Let her always possess the hearts of her people, that they may never be wanting in honour to her person, and dutiful submission to her auth- ority; "Let her reign be long. and pros- perous and crown her with immor- tality in the life to come." What Other Papers Say: The South Huron Hospital (Exeter Times -Advocate) This year is Hospital Year for South Huron. The objective is high: To build and finance the hospital at least $50,000 must be raised over and above the $95,000 already collected or promised. The effort will be re- warded: Everyone will benefit, di- rectly or indirectly, to untold degrees from a district hospital. What price can be set on the worth of facilities for our sick? Co-operation is need- ed: - With the support and co-opera- tion of all organizations in the dis- trict, the objective can be met eas- ily. Otherwise, it will be a hard task. The strain need not be burdensome: If each of the 3,500 families in South ' Huron budget to give only $15 for the hospital this year, over $50,000 would be raised. • Sidetracking the Press (The Gananoque Reporter) It seems that too many people fail to realize or understand why press representatives attend meetings. There is 9. more important objective than "just getting the news," which, of course, is important. Anybody or group of people who is supposed to be serving on a public utility, or com- munity groups of various kinds, should expect, and usually welcome, the press. There is a tendency on the part of some to hamstring the press by pre- facing their remarks with "This is not for the press." Often said with a tone of finality, we think there is a danger of using this sentence too often and on occasions when it is neither fair nor warranted. There is also a danger. of forgetting that the press is serving the public .inter- est, not the whims of any individual. The press attends meetings with the objective of placing an accurate and unbiased account of local hap- penings before its readers. It should be realized that a story written by an experienced reporter is certainly much .more accurate than the street reports that get circulating. The press is representing more than the paper whose representative he is. He represents the public who are not present, at meetings, but who sill have every right til know what is go- ing on, if it concerns the public in- terest. a CR ROADS t E es 'Scott) MUFFLED DRUMS AND TRUMPETS In the early watches of the morn- ing in the City Room of a great newspaper all was quiet save for the steady ticking of the teletype machines which, by a miracle of modern science, 'brings in automat- ically stories in the news from all over the world. A single man stood by tearing off the sheets of paper when one story was fibished, be- fore another began. A story was coming in from Iran, but it never did get completed. The warnivg bell which tells the attendant that an important "Flash" is coming through began to peal wildly and then . . . King George VI died unexpect- edly today at Sandringham . . .' Thus the news came to our shores and by the time loyal Cana- dian subjects were on the streets already the gloom had spread into every corner of the land. People talked More quietly. Their faces were distressed. Many wept. They wept for a King. They wept as for a member of the fam- ily. They thought of the monarch's gallant spirit which he had carried high and courageously through one of the most troubled reigns of Brit- ish history; they thought of how he had shared with all his subjects their torments and their trials. They thought of Ilia imanmediate family, of the young woman who would shoulder the (heavy burdens of state, of the smiling' cosnort who had sustained • the King through every difficult hour, of the indom- itable Queen Mary who had lived to see her son become one of the most Loved and respected men in the world. And, as it is when death strikes the family, ,they sensed with fear and uncertainty the fact that we had come to the end of a page of history and, not knowing what the next page might hold, were loath to turn it. . Already in the street's you could see changes. The windows filled with the gay red hearts of St. Val- entine and the garlands of violets and cupids began to empty their cheerful show and in its stead ap- peared the mourning purple and A black, draped over framed pictures of His Majesty. The ' flags drooped at half 'mast and symbolized a- na- tion in grief, fearing for the future. We were all perplexed by Death's suddenness. And on, Friday we were more perplexed for at noon that day the flags went up again to top. staff and waved bravely in the whipping breeze. Many did not know why. It seemed wrong. But on Friday Queen Elizabeth II, with the page- antry of the ages, was officially proclaimed our Queen, and from noon till sunset, the flags flying proclaimed her sovereignty. The net day, and until the state fun- eral, they would fly again at half mast. In the midst of mourning, the gallant flags interrupted for a few hours to reassure the people. To tell them that the Imperial Crown remains unshaken as it has through all trials and buffetings of our an- cient story. And the Queen, herself, standing before the Privy 'Council of the banqueting hall of old St. Tames, told all her subjects of her inten- tion to be worthy of her gallant father: "I know that in my -resolve to follow his :Mining example of ser- vice and devotion, I shall be in- spired by the loyalty and affection of those whose Queen I have been called to be and by 'the counsel of their elected Parliaments. "I pray that God will help me ta discharge worthily this heavy task which has been laid upon me so early in life." And by publicly declaring her faith in God and cher trust in the loyalty of her' subjects, the Queen made us realize that the loss of George. VI belongs to all of us and that our duty to his glorious mem- ory is one which we must all carry together. And I could not help but think of the lines of a poem of the late A, E. Housman, written on Queen Victoria's Diamond' Jubilee: "Be you the men your fathers were And God will save the Queen." Winter Care and Management Of Sheep Strength and size of lambs are greatly influenced by the rations fed to ewes. Certain feeds may be satisfactory from the standpoint of maintaining the ewes in satisfa tory condition of flesh but are u satisfactory for the production o strong vigorous lambs, points or A. R. Jones, of Beaveriodge Exper mental Station, Canada Depar ment of Agriculture. Trial's on Experimental Far have shown that grassw hays, he fed alone, especially during the la ter part of the pregnancy eerie often result in weak:. lambs and scanty flow of milk. When thes hays are to be used they should b fed in conjunction with more nu tritious hays such as alfalfa. o other legume hays or, if fed alone should be supplemented with whol oats Or other concentrates to main tain ewes in a thrifty conditio and to provide sufficient milk a lambing time., All sheep should be fed iodize salt to prevent the birth of sof flabby and goitrous lambs. Whe ewes are being fed cereal or grass hays .these should' be supplement- ed with a mineral mixture of equal parts of bonemeal and iodized salt. This should be available at all times to supply their mineral needs. The condition of the ewe wil govern whether or not grain should be fed. Handling of the individua ewes is the only sure way of de termining whether the ewes are 1 satisfactory condition. If it is found that they are thin, it will Abe necessary to feed them more liber- ally. • Grain feeding is often necessary when poor quality rougbages are fed. Recent feed trials have shown that grain feeding during' the lat- ter 'half of the pregnancy period gives almost as good results as feeding grain during the entire period. During the last 4-6 weeks before lambing, the ewes will us- ually .need not more than one-half to ' three-quarter pounds of grain per head per day. Ewes that are seriously underfed during the latter part of the preg- nancy period. may not accept their lambs. In such cases there may be insufficient milk for the ,.new- born iamb. Exercise during the winter months promotes thriftiness and results in a stronger lamb crop. Feeding racks may be 'placed some. distance away from .sheep shelters, thus t e ew to take more exercise. should be covered with about one foot of saw dust. If the soil .be- neath is impervious clay it will be better if there'are a few`.ineheva of gravel below the saw dust. in putting in the ice the boards can e_ be taken away from one side and n_ be replaced when the ice is in posi- t tion. A space of one foot should it be left between the stacked ice i, and the side boards and this should t_ be filled with sawdust. The ice i should also, be covered with saw- r>s dust. It is the sawdust that keeps the n ice from melting, and the drier the t, ice the longer it will keep. a e e' Plant For Beauty However beautiful the lawns and ✓ flowers, the general effect of a , property as a whole depends much e upon the boundary and foundation -slanting. They serve as a frame n for the overall picture. t' While most home grounds are left open at the front, hedges, d fences or 's'hrubs . are generally de - 1 sirable down the sides and at the back. They make for privacy.and give a background against which flowers will show to best advant- age. Cedar or spruce make good ever- greenhedges if Japanese yew is considered too expensive. On light soils in sun or shade Chinese elm is the cheapest, fastest growing hedge but there is lots of work trimming it two or three times 'a year. Eventually, suggests E. W. n Oliver, ,Division. of Horticulture, Cheap lee Storage Though the modern refrigerator using electricity or other means of energy, is replacing the ice -box in many rural areas, ice can. still be used to advantage when a souree of supply is readily available. And it can. he stored without providing an elaborate ice -house. Any unoccupied corner of a shed will serve as a site for a rough - board enclosure. An enclosure ten feet square and eight feet high will hold enough the to provide 50 pounds a day for 130 days, after allowing for a reasonable amount of wastage. The smaller the amount stored, the greater the pro- portion of wastage. t The bottom of the encloliiire Central Experimental Farm, Ot- tawa, (more pleasure with less work may be obtained from alpine current, if a four -foot deciduous hedge or less will be satisfactory. Plant in single line 15 to 18 inch- es apart and trim back heavily at the start to ensure lots of branch- es near the ground. Put good earth in the trench rather than manure or fertilizer. If the house is attractive, keep the foundation planting at the front simple; just enough to vbgxzff simple; just enough' evergreens or shrubs to soften the corners, frame the front steps and break up large wall spaces. it is only ugly foundations, Mr. Oliver points out, that need hiding by a full bank of green. Evergreens are very good against a light background. but they don't soften ugly lines as well as loose growing deciduous shrubs, and they won't grow where floods of water and e'now fall from the roof. Use ash leaf spirea or early -flowering hydrangea for such copditions. Tall shrubs suitable for corners or large wall spaces are lilac, tar - Wien honeysuckle, mock -orange, or in shade, highbush cranberry, Medium shrubs for framing steps are van Houtte epirea, Bouquet or Dame Blanc mock -orange, or gold- en leaf mock -orange. Low shrubs to plant. 'beneath windows or in front of others are weigelia, Thun- bergi barberry, Oregon grape; or in shade, snowberry and early hy- drangea`. Plant all shrubs at least (Continued on Page 7) Striking effects can be gained in .floral arrangements Ary keeping dark vivid colored flowers Idw and. to the centre of d .triangular ar- rangement, This creates a centre of interest which immediately atrike'e the. eye, • 'Pork is a meat , r the epicure, But for yo health's sake yo ;'must be sure To cook it well, or trichinosis Might be the doctor's diagnosis. Dept, of Notional Health and Welfare Years Agone Interesting Items Picked From The Huron Expositor of Twen- ty-five and Fifty Years Ago From The Huron Expositor February 18, 1927 Mrs. Jas. Finlayson, Tucker - smith, entertained at 'a quilting on Tuesday. The work was finished by 4 o'clock and then started at an old-time "picking bee." Following a delicious tea, Mrs. Wm. Irvine delighted all with a solo, and Mrs. W. S. Broadfoot gave a mouth or- gan selection. Mr. G. K. Holland, Beechwood, who has been the painstaking treasurer of McKillop for the past 21 years, ,has resigned and Mr. F. Bruce Medd has been appointed to succeed Mr. Holland. A pleasant evening was spent when a surprise party was held for Mr. and Mrs. Ben Rising in McKil- lop on Friday, when about 125 friends and neighbors gathered on the eve of their departure for To- ronto. On Tuesday evening a meeting of Scott Memorial Hospital Board was 'held when ten tenders for a hospital building were opened and considered. The board will inspect the various properties offered for sale, before a selection of a hospi- tal site is made. Mr. Patrick Feeney, of Dublin, has resigned the assessorship of Hibbert Township owing to ill health. He successor is Mr. Robt.. Norris, of the .7th concession, Hib- bert. The most successful skating party of the season in Hensall was held on the rink on Thursday eve- ning with a record 'Attendance. The rink was nicely decorated with Chinese lanterns, making a very unique .appearance. The following were prize winners: ,Men's race, Lee Redden; ladies' race, Mildred McDonell; couples 'race, Miss M. McDonell and Mr, Claude Blowes. Mr. E. F. Knipe and Mr. Errol Drummond took a great interest in the affair-- and much credit is due them. A number attended the 60th an- niversary of the wedding of Harry Golding, Staffa, on Monday. Mr. T. McAdams, Zurich, narrow- ly- escaped serious injury the other day while working in the pit where the filling is obtained for witiening the Zurich Road in the little se -amp. He was shovelling gravel, when a quantity of sand slid down, pinning him against the wagon. From The Huron Expositor February 21, 1902 Mr. R. B. McLean, Kippen, held a brick bee this week, preparatory to the erection of a house for his son, James. A good many are anxiously wait- ing at Kippen for a race to come off between Arthur Anderson's "Buckskin" and James McDonald's "John A." As soon as the referee is ready and the roads in proper condition, we expect to See a splen- did exhibition of speed. We understand that Mr. Geo. Mc - Ewan, M.P., has secured the Sea forth Flan Mill and will operate it during the coming season. Mrs. Alex Sproat, Jr., of Tucker - smith, had the misfortune to fall on some ice and break her right arm at the wrist. Mr. 'George Chesney's auction sale on Tuesday brought out an immense crowd of 'people. It was like a fair day in town. Steers went as high as $116- a pair, and the whole sale realized nearly $2,500. The partnership which -has ex- isted for some years under the firm name of Greig and McDonald, has been dissolved. Mr. McDonald• has disposed of his interest to Harry Stewart, and in future the 'busi- ness will be known as Greig & Stewart. 'Miss Tessio McCarroll, of Dub- lin, has gone to Detroit, where she has procured a good position. Miss Rate O'Connell, Dublin, left for Toronto on Monday to attend the millinery openings. About 80 young people gathered at the home of James Fulton, Lead - bury, last Friday night and spent a Pleasant time in dancing and other amusements. The first carnival of the season was held at the skating rink. 'Fri- day evening and was undoubtedly one of the most eueceastul ever held in ,Seaforbh. The ice was In excellent condition, while the Hand added not a little to the pleasant event. .Prize whiners were:. Gent's costume, II. Robertson, (Percy Town; gents' comic, John Cfirrie, 11. Barnett; ladies.' costume, Mise Crich; Mary Murray; -ld'dies ao,j ,'ease istelviirt. The 'spectator's. Prise was wen. by .Edgar Neelin. Reception For Gienannan Couple A dance was held in iienannan school Tuesday, Jan. 29; in honor of Mr. and Mrs. Walter Dunkin. The Junior Farmers orchestra pro- vided splendid =milc for old and new dancing.. After lunch the young couple were presented with a generous gift of money. Mr. Neil Eadie read the nicely worded ad- dress. Dancing was enjoyed till the wee houre of the morning and a 'very pleasant evening was en - Ti joyedmes. by all.—wingham Advance - A Lot Of Rabbit Last Saturday a big rabbit drive was on in the Zurich district, and local hunters, assisted by hunters of the Sharon distract, numbering about 28,E set out and by the time the day's catch was all in there were 122 rabbits and six foxes. An- other drive is being organized for this week and hunters are asked to join in and contact either Chas. Meyers, of Zurich, or Gordon Eag- leson, of Sharon. It is said there are some wolves in the vicinity south of Zurich and the hunters are anxious to clean them lap.— Zurich Herald. Stage Hilarious Show The Building Fund of Clinton Branch No. 140, Canadian Legion, benefitted considerably through two presentations of the 'Clinton R.C.A.F. revue, "Stage Crazy," in the Town Hall, Clinton, Friday and Saturday evenings last. Sgt. J. E. Miller was master of ceremonies and did his usual good job as such. Members of the cast were ''tops" and provided much hilarious en- tertainment. Some of the skits were quite original and, perhaps, brilliant. Members of the troupe deserve much credit for their per- formance.—Clinton News -Record. Manager Posted To West E. J. Green, manager of the lo- cal Canadian Canners branch for the past fifteen years, left .last week for Morden, Mn.,awhere ne will take charge of a new factory now under construction. The com- pany announced this week that Harry K. Penhale, son of L. J. Penhale, recently retired western district supervisor, will be acting manager of the local plant. He Was formerly superintendent at Strath- roy. William Johnston, of the For- est branch, was appointed super- intendent, and Edward Pollen was named maintenance superintend- ent. The office and staff held_ a farewell party for Mr. Green on Thursday of last week. He was pre- sented with a pen and pencil set. —Exeter Times -Advocate, Celebrate 61st Anniversary N Congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. George King, Hayfield's grand old. couple, who on Monday, 'Feb. 4th. chalked up 61 years of happy mar• vied life. They spent the day quietly in their home on Main St., going about their household chores, enjoying the radio, reading and welcoming callers. Mrs• King ]seeps to the house in the cold weather, but Mr.: King walks down town each day for the mail and to do the necessary shopping. When the snow is deep he keeps a path- way phovelled to the gate, and' sayno that it is no trick at all if one• knows how to dig. He goes at It - easily and it never bothers him.• It is the young fellows who go at it. too hard and strain themselves who drop off with heart failure, les says.. —Clinton News -Record.., Marks 88th* Birthday During the afternoon and, even- ing of Tuesday, Jan. 29, lifts. Geo_ E. Saville was at home to the many friends who called from 'town and district to 'honor her on her 88th birthday, She was the recipient of many beautiful flowers, and gifts on this occasion, as well as the best wishes of all who know .her,. The following ladies assisted Mrs,. Saville in receiving her g rests and serving them tea: Mrs. Pingland, Mrs. Armstrong, Mrs, Laidlaw,. Mrs. Gordon Cuninghame and Mrs.. Margaret Addison. a Mrs. 'Saville% was married in Londesboro in 1593" and has lived on Rattenbury St_ for the past 57 years, in the same• whouse which has been Saville pro- perty for the past 150 years. Her husband died in 1937.—Clinton Citi- zens' itizens' News. Sponsors Skating Party On Tuesday evening about fifty- employees ftyemployees and friends of the Rich- mond Hosiery .enjoyed a skating: and euchre party. Two well-filled care motored to Stratford Arena, owing to a hockey game being play- ed in Mitchell. Meanwhile, in the, Legion Home, Mitchell, others• played euchre and also a few games of cribbage. High scorers in euchre were Mrs. Sam Lawrasoa and 'Walter Mabb.- The consola- tions went to Mrs. Norm McNair/: and Morley Clemo. Skating prizes were awarded to Mrs. John Cov- eney and Mrs. Bert White. A de- licious lunch followed. Lunch con- veners were Marie Frier and Shir- ley Diegel. E. C. Walters moved. a vote of thanks to •the commit- tee in charge of the lunch, on be- half of the employees. — Mitchells Advocate. Firemen Return Officers The annual meeting of the Blythe Fire Brigade was held on Monday night last week at 8 psn., in the: fire hall. This was the night when.. the election of officers for the en- suing year took place. It was un- animously decided to have the' same officers as held office last: year: Chief, Herbert 'Dexter; cap- tain, Harvey McCallum; truck driver, Freeman Tunney; secre- tary-treasurer, J. A. Gray. The" resignation of Moody Holland wee: accepted with regret. Moody has.' been a faithful and efficient mem- ber of the brigade, and his fellow.... members were sorry to receive his: resignation. Arnold Berthot was chosen to fill the vacancy and was. sworn in by Chief Dexter. It was decided to buy fifteen Sweaters for the use of public school hockey and ball teams. These sweaters were• to be kept at the school under , supervision of the school principal,. It was reportedthat the two danc- es held recently were both success- ful events.—Blyth Standard. English Speaking World. Adopted Present Calendar Two Hundred Years A g o • The new year-1952—marks the 200th anniversary of the calendar as it is known in North America. It was in 1752 that the English- speaking .world finally got in, step with nearly everyone else by adapt- ing the Gregorian system of keep- ing track of days, months and years. Special note of the anniversary is being taken by pie world's larg- est 'calendar firm, Brown and Bigelow, St. Paul. Behind the calendar of to -day lies centuries of research, confu sion, adventure and romance — all occasioned by ;van's countless at- tempts to pail down time to an ac- curate scdule of measurement. Although Pope Gregory XIII had his scientists and astronomers work out a fairly -correct calendar in the sixteenth century, protesting Eng- land • and her colonies was, leery of things emanating from Rome. As a result, they held out acceptance of the calendar for almost two hun- dred years. When Parliament finally decided to get in step with most of the rest of the world by adopting the Greg- orian calendar, the Julian calendar usedup to this time by England and her colonies was eleven days behind the Gregorian count. To catch up in a hurry, eleven days - had to be "wiped out" and it was ordered that the calendar for 1752: should skip from Sept. 2 to Sept.. 14. Tihis caused considerable con- fusion. As early as 3,500 B.C., the Sum- erians came up with a calendar. It- was workable even if the, year was only 354 days -11 days short of a. true solar year. The Egyptians got the error down to a little over 11 minutes. Astronomers worked' constantly- 4 to try to reconcile the calendar with the heavenly movements, but. meanwhile the 11 -minute and 14 -- second shortage of •the Egyptiairs calotilation began to accumulate. By the 16th century, the year was. 10 days out of kilter. , Pope Gregory began looking into', the problem. Setting aside a room in the Vatican—still known as the, "calendar room"—he put his •best scientists to work. Here they toil- ed until they produced a calendar which, with an extra day every four years to take up the slack, workedi: out pretty well. The.margin of error in this com- putations .though small, will ac- count for the loss of only one' day - in more than 3,000 years. A Smile or Two "Well, son, what have yeu been doing all afternoon 7" "Shooting oraps, mother." "That must stop. Those little things have as much right to live as ''yon 'have." • During a wedding dinner, the young sister, after listening to the remarks of the many weight -con. scions women guests, commented, "I guess all women do is either put on fat, take it off, or rearrange it." • A certain well known business- man who is noted for his quietness, was in a Pullman smoker when the general pest, well known for his inquisitiveness, approached . him and attempted to start a Converser tionwith."this_ gtiestiom ___ How many 'People work in your "Oh," replied the 'quiet gentle - D.: man, getting up and throwing bias - cigar away, "I should say at a. rough guess, about two-thirds of • them!" Explorer: "We were surrounded) by savages. . They uttered -awful cries' and beat the 'ground with • their' clubs;" Weary Listener: "Golfers, prob- ably." • "Children," said the teacher, "it want you to write an essay about King Alfred. But don't waste time writing about the 'burning of the cakes." One essay read: "King Alfred went and knocked on the door. of to, lonely 'Cottage fn a f i est and was. admitted by a farmer's wife. t'that'- happened after that Ifni not air lowed to say:" - ti t a A