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SEAFORTH, Friday, February 16
Fall Fair Prize Lists
It may seem foolish to discuss fall
fairs in the midst of winter storms,
but on the other hand the success of
a fair next September is in a large
measure dependent on the thought
which is being given it now.
Too frequently, fair committees,
appointed at the annual meeting in
January, are prone to forget about
their responsibilities until a month
or two before the fair. Then there
is a mad rush to prepare prize lists
An Order that they may be in the
hands of exhibitors at least a few
days before the fair opens. The
tendency then is to look over the
prize list for the previous year, make
one or two minor changes, and use
it over again. No thought is given
to the experience gained at the pre-
vious fair, or to whether or not the
prize list recognizes current trends
in agriculture in the district the fair
serves. It is this method of prepar-
ing a prize list that has resulted in -
the retention of so many features
that fifty years ago were of para-
mount interest to farmers and the
public, but which bear no relation to
the practises of 1951.
During the past two weeks Ontario
Fair Associations have ,been holding
their annual conventions in Toronto
and speakers at the meetings there
have laid emphasis on the import-
ance of an up-to-date prize list—one
that accurately mirrors the agricul-
ture of the district the fair seeks to
serve.
In their prize lists, Deputy Agri-
culture Minister C. D. Graham, told
the delegates, agricultural societies
should lean heavily toward the crops
best suited to the district in which
the fair was held. The production
to be encouraged should always be
consistent with the best farm man-
agement practices for that commun-
ity'
Another speaking, commenting on
judging competitions, warned: "To
many, it seems that too much is spent
trying to decide which is the better
of two very good Holstein cows—
without knowing about their milk
record and butterfat test—or trying
to judge between several highly -fit-
ted beef cattle which, although it
seems necessary that they are that
way for present show -ring stand-
ards, are not in condition which is
practical for the ordinary farms
throughout the country."
Regretting the tendency of fair
boards to ignore changing farming
methods, he pointed out the horse
had slipped from a position of prime
importance to a relatively minor
spot in most farm programs.
"It is very difficult for many young
men to understand how, in these sen-
ior exhibitions, the horse still com-
mands approximately the same per-
centage of the price list as it did 50
years ago."
Every fair board knows of re-
dundant features that should be
eliminated, or at least relegated to
a place in the fair program consist-
ent with their present-day import-
ance. The rural fair occupies a
place in the ' contnunity, the import-
ance of which cannot be over -empha-
sized. But to ensure that it retains
rightful‘place, it must progress f
With the times and properly reflect
the agricultural practices of the day.
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1fIse Spending
t th'i • titre of year when munici-
al bodiop are giving thought to the
'40 Walt :to be undertaken
of u lieijlalities, :the following
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comment in the Lean] ut, onleast trna.
and
News is particularly pertinent.
"True ,economy does not consist in
slashing expenses right and left. It
is economy to cut off wasteful expen-
diture and expenditure for things
that are not needed or are not neces-
sary, but it is not economy to stop
spending for things that are needed
and things that ire useful. Wouldn't
it be, better to drop this word econ-
omy and substitute therefore the
term 'wise spending'?"
How frequently have we seen oc-
casions when maintenance pf public
buildings, or of bridges, or of roads,
has been neglected because of a so-
called economy program? Councils,
feeling that they are working in the
interests of the public, decide to fore-
go maintenance with the result that
finally it becomes necessary to'carry
out a major repair program at a cost
much in excess of that which ordin-
ary maintenance would have total-
led. There is no true economy in
such an attitude. On the contrary,
it is a more costly procedure for the
taxpayer_
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On Naming Children
There is something intriguing in
the manner in which names given
children appear to ribs ih cycles. One
can almost tell the age of an indi-
vidual by his or her name, particu-
larly if it happens to be one that en-
joyed a run of great popularity.
There was a time many years ago
when a child had to earn its name.
"Running Deer" obviously was an
Indian youth, who ran with the
speed- and grace of a deer. Nowa-
days, names indicative of the traits
of the child are not awarded until
he or she commences school. Then
he, who to his parents may be known
as Alphonso, soon becomes Fat or
Dopey, or Slim, to his friends.
Later in history, parents indicat-
ed the qualities they hoped\ for in
their offsprings. The Germans wish-
ed Albert, Bernard, Leonard, Louis
and Robert to be respectively illus-
trious, bold as a bear, brave as a lion,
a famous warrior;' and bright in
fame. From the Greek came Mar-
garet, a pearl; Irene, peace) Sophia,
wisdom, and Phyllis, a green bough.
Violet, Rose and Lily were expected
to be beautiful. Biblical and virtu-
ous names were long the fashion—
Moses and Daniel, Patience and Pru-
dence, Faith, Hope and Charity.
Many times the selection of a name
is dictated by a desire to please a
relative. Sometimes we have gen-
eration after generation being bur-
dened with a moniker which becomes
more frightful the more frequently
it is employed. On other occasions,
the choice results from a fad of the
moment, or because it seems pretty,
or to the parents, sounds nice.
Whatever may be the reaon un-
derlying the selection, the only one
to suffer is the child, and he has no
opportunity to protest—that is, until
it is too late.
We read somewhere the other day
a suggestion that might clear the
matter. And that was that all chil-
dren be designated by numbers un-
til they are old enough to have a say
in what, after all, is an exceedingly
personal matter. "Listen Seven!
Come Eleven !" sounds all right to us.
What Other Papers Say:
A Thing Of the Past?
(Port Elgin Times)
•- While hholidays are desirable
from the standpoint of small stores,
if larger stores remain open, then all
may be forced to fall into line. It is
now reported that chain stores are
considering enlarging their staffs
and remain open every day through-
out the year. Port Elgin and other
resort towns may find themselves in
the position that, at least during July
and August, they may have to stay
open to meet the keen competition
from large stores in larger centres.
Half holidays may soon be out under
present-day conditions.
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Sleighing Is Out in the Cold
($y John Gould, in Christian Science Monitor)
The issue under discussion was
whether or not Jingle Bells is a
Christmas carol, about which no-
body seems to care; but the merits
of a sleigh ride can be considered
a moot question. For your informa-
tion, you who wrote to me, the vote
runs about 50-50, with the vehem-
ence on my side. Those who dis-
agreed gently chided me, but those
who felt as I did were outspoken
in their felicitations and said I hit
the nail squarely on the head and
drove it out of sight.
So we learn, and to those who
admire sleigh rides more than 1 do,
my advice is cheerfully proffered:
Go ahead, you do it. The rest of
us will compose ourselves by the
comfy fire and play checkers and
permit •the frost to settle over the
countryside as it listeth.
I know now, though, that sleigh
ride enthusiasts abound, and this
makes me wonder about the future
of sleigh ® riding. As I sit here
matching Joe try to get me out of
a dodge -corner, pondering on the
future, I feel it is dark.
I suppose within gunshot I could
find a sleigh tucked away in the
dusty back end of somebody's barn.
It might not be ready to go, but
with a little fixing it might stand
one more trek. There might even
be a light harness if you knew
were to look. It wouldn't have a
breastband, because the antiquers
have picked up everything with
bells on it, and I suppose the breast
band is now hanging by some front
door in Connecticut. Most of our
younger set wouldn't know the
breastband from a hayknife any-
way, and since there's no horse
to harness it doesn't make much
difference.
The only horses nearby now are
farm chunks or society animals.
One couple keeps a. couple of light
horses for amusement, and in salu-
brious weather they ride them sad-
dlewise. When snow comes they
get out a pretty old red pung and
are forever trying to get somebody
to go riding with them. Then they
have to finds somebody for the next
time. Other than that, the horse
and sleigh situation around here is
glum.
But there's a worse problem than
that. Snow. Times have changed,
it I may coin a phrase. I will ignore
the likelihood that we are in the
low phase of a climatic cycle, and
that the snows -vf yesteryear don't
come so fluently. Apart from that,
even the snow we get is sleigh -
less.
When it starts to spit, our road
commissioner assembles his crew
and the big trucks caloop out on-
to the highways and byways 'with
all blades down. As long as it
snows, they keep plowing. When
the wind thauls around and clears,
our roads are as bare as this
checkerboard. A lot of cliff dwel-
lers who venture into the sticks
only in the summer don't realize
that.
It's the cities, today, that get
tied up by snow. A few inches will
paralyze them, but out in the coun-
try four feet means nothing. Even
drifted snow is controlled by snow
feuces erected every fall.
If, as sometimes happens with
wet snow, the plows can't clean ev-
erything off the hare dirt, the art-
ful road commissioner ,has another
trick. He 'attaches a whirligig to
the back of a hydraulic dump
truck and strews a mixture of salt
and sand. This concoction gets a
working over by automobile wheels
and in a short time the ice is go-
ing away.
At this point a horse attached to
a sleigh or even a set -over pung,
would be balled up in ten feet.
("Balled up" was originally an
equine expression. Being balled up
means the horse has snowballs on
his shoes and can't trot too well.
I insert this information not so
much to amaze you, as to show that
I know a thing or five about hors-
es.) If anybody started from home
in a sleigh on a good icy highway,
the salt crew would strand him
and somebody would have to go
after pung, horse and sleighers
with a can. It would be a Iot like
Marty Provencher's wife, who
somnambulated onto the peak of
the barn, and then woke up. The
neighborhood was quite a time
bringing her down.
So I think sleighing, all in all,
no matter how highly its promoters
recommend it, is going to remain
a lost cause. Its many sweet mem-
ories will remain, and for those
who recall it fondly no uncouth rid-
icule will have the slightest effect.
If occasion arises to embrace it
again, you should embrace it, if
you care to, while you have the
chance. As the world moves on,
sleighing moves out.
One lady asked if I had ever
gone on a straw ride, cradled be-
neath blankets, a gay band singing
in the moonlight and arriving at
length where a chowder waited.
Ah! I almost did. Once we hired
Nathan Dustin to drive us, and he
came with his Nova Scotia hay-
rack mounted on traverse runners.
The rack body didn't fit well, and
when we went by Lovell's place
we all got dumped in the brook.
Sleigh riding in the white water
of Lovell's culvert during a Janu-
ary moon, the gay company floun-
dering in a squishy mass of sioshy
oat straw while the team ran away,
is not fun. Not wholly. As Nate's
cajoling voice disappeared up the
road like a spent clap of August
thunder 'dissipating itself in the
sky, I pronounced the whole ven-
ture a failure. I don't remember
all the specific incidents of the out-
ing, but I remember it was a fail-
ure. That's two out of three, Joe
—now it's your move.
To The Editor
Toronto, Feb. 10, 1951.
Editor, The Huron Expositor:
Dear Sir: It is mighty plain to-
me,
ome, and just as encouraging, to
see the increasing trend to rural
organization along the agricultural
front these days. In your "Farm
News" feature, G.1VI.G., gives chap-
ter and verse concerning plans "to
co-ordinate efforts of all farm or-
ganizations. in Huron County." If
an outsider may be guided by the
current reports as recorded in the
news -columns, the farmers are
'making yards' in this comparative-
ly new business of working togeth-
er, -in order to improve their bar-
gaining power, in de�iing with the
tightly -organized people they must
deal with, in town and city.
This is a memo to express a
thought or two on the problems
being faced by the dairy farmers
—not alone in Huron Conray, but
right across Canada—and, as well
expressed by your columnist, "their
efforts to protect the industry from
being destroyed or driven into
bankruptcy by substitutes made
from imported oils." (I am told
that in the U.S., no margarine may
be based upon imported raw ma-
terials).
I ,have not sufficient information
to be able to feel quite sure that
the proposed direction toward
building and exploiting an all -dairy
spread, is the right one. Of course
I realize that this target is yet only
at the research Ievel, and that only
when a satisfactory 'all -dairy
spread' has actually been success-
fully processed, advertised and sold
to the public, at prices competitive
with margarine, will all the conse-
quences be known. Nevertheless,
it is disturbing (at least, it is to
this reader) to learn that, in Janu-
ary, according to the Ottawa Bur-
eau of Statistics, "butter produc-
tion slumped, while margarine out-
put increased." Now, sir, I am
thinking in terms of the dairy
farmer as the raw material source
for No. 1 creamery butter, rather
than in terms of an all -dairy spread,
so to speak, 'knocking the present
substitute spread out of the ring.'
What effects are likely to flow
from a completely successful all -
dairy substitute? May it not do
more damage to butter than mar-
garine is dping? I'd like to have
the experts define the road ahead.
CANUCK
Good' Seed Brings Better Yields
The profit from growing grain
can often be substantially increas-
ed by the use of good seed of an
adapted variety. For example, the
use of commercial feed oats as
seed, although still a' practice
among many farmers, has little to
commend it. Apart from being a
possible source of noxious weeds
there is no assurance that the
grain is all of acne variety, or that
it would be adbpted to the area in
which it is to be sown. Varietal
adaptation is of prime importance
in the ultimate yields obtained. In
oats, as in other cereal grains, the
performance of a variety depends
largely on the environmental con-
ditions under which it is grown. A
variety which may be considered
high yielding in one locality may
perform very poorly in another. A
farmer is wise to choose for seed
a variety which has proved to he•
adapted to his own district,
Plant breeders are continually
striving to improve varieties by
breeding into them such factors' as
-resistance to diseases and insect
pests, lodging resistance, high yield,
and better quality, as E. J. Zillin-
sky, Cerealist at the Central EX-
perimental Farm, Ottawa, points
out. The new varieties are testecl
along with the standard varieties:
in numerous replicated te4ts!s.eriise
Canada. Only the v'ariet#ee ,,Vehich
continue to encl. in yield asia: teat,
ity are recommended by 'the Pro,.
Freddie Fimble's sister Kate
Found out, though it ,
proved too late,
That if foot troubles you
would court
Just buy shoes too tight
and short
Dept. of National Health and Welter*
Years Agone
Interesting Items Picked From
The Huron Expositor of Twen-
ty -live and Fifty Years Ago.
Child Has Broken Leg bruisedelbow for our efforts. --
While playing on the public Blyth Standard.
school grounds at recess Tuesday
morning, Beverly Scruton, six-year-
old daughter. 'of Mr. and Mrs. Ed.
Scrutou, fell and broke her Ieg
between- the knee and the hip.—
Goderich Signal -Star.
Moved To Exeter
Mr. and Mrs. Fred Penwarden,
who recently disposed of their pro-
perty in Centralia, have moved to
Exeter into the residence recently
purchased front Mrs. Stanley Wil-
Ty,o Fire Calls in One Day
The newly-orgaxlized lire brigade
(which looks very mach the same'
as 'before) .had two calls Wednes-
day. In the morning the trouble -
was at tele rooms occupied by Mr.
and Mrs. Fred Johnston ever Skel-
ton's store on Hamilton Street, ov-
erheated pipes from the oil stove•
in the store having set fire to a
partition. The damage wag slight.
About 5:30 in the afternoon the
liams. Mrs. Williams and son, Bob, call was from Jas. Webster's houses
have gone to California to reside.— on Napier Street. This was a chim-
Exeter Times -Advocate, ney fire and did not require any
action by the brigade.—Goderich
Signal -Star.
Award Silver Star
Wins $50 Draw
Winner of the lucky draw for
the $50 cash of the Goderioh Lions.
Club for the month of January was
Miss Rita Dalton, Reg.N., of Ham-
ilton. The draw was mads by Mrs.
Phil Sturdy. The. February draw
will be made on Feb. 23. Proceeds
go to the Lions contribution to the
floor for the new arena.—Goderich
Signal -Star.
Sale Largely Attended
Heavy roads and stormy weather
interfered to some extent with the
auction sale held at the farm of
William A. Reid, on the Parr Line,
two miles south of Varna, Wednes-
day afternoon, but it proved to he
an excellent sale. Evidently those
who braved the elements really
came to buy. Clinton News
Record.
From The Huron Expositor
February 19, 1926
Mr. and Mrs. Fergus Bullard, of
Winthrop, entertained a few of
their neighbors to a progressive
euchre party on Friday night.
Master Clarence Tuffin, Staffa,
had the misfortune to break his leg
while playing at school this week.
Miss Ada Galbraith, of Bayfield,
has returned from a delightful trip
extending over four months time,
visiting relatives and friends at
Douglas, Wyoming, Denver, Colo-
rado, Manson, Washington, Van-
couyer, Victoria, Winnipeg and To-
ronto.
On Thursday evening of last
week- the curlers tendered a ban-
quet at the Commercial Hotel to
W. D. Stewart& of St. Paul, Minn.,
the patron saint of the Seaforth
Curling Club. Some 30 members
sat down to an. excellent dinner,
after which there was a short toast
list, including "Our King and Coun-
try, "Ipur guests," and the "Roarin'
game," and responded to by W. J.
Duncan, K. M. McLean, F. C. Jack-
son of Montreal, and W. D. Stew-
,
art Solos were rendered by T. S.
Smith, Jack Beattie and. James A.
Stewart.
While out shooting rabbits near
Roxboro on Friday, Dr. R.. R. Ross
shot two, one of which weighed
eight pounds and the other nine
pounds.
Mr. and Mrs. Patrick McGrath,
of St. Columban, celebrated th,e
twenty-fifth anniversary of their
wedding on Saturday eveninglast,.
when about fifty of their friends
and neighbors gathered at their
home to extend. congratulations.
Large catches of herring have
been made through the ice by fish-
ing along the shore of Lake Hur-
on, and the fishing usually last un-
til the ice break-up.
Mr. Thomas Forsyth, of the 2nd
concession of Tuckersmith, deliver-
ed this week a fine team of horses
to Mr. Jas. Smillie, of the London
Road South.
On Monday evening a box social
was held in the basement of Car-
mel Church, Hensall, under the aus-
pices of the Welfare of Youth Club.
After the program the boxes were
sold and a pleasant social evening
was spent. The sum of $65.00 was
realized.
vincial Cereal Variety Committees.
Information regarding these varie-
ties may be obtained from the lo-
cal agricultural representative or
from the nearest Experimental
Stations
The best seed to use does not
merely imply the right variety, but
it must be uniform plump seed shav-
ing a high percentage germination
and free of weeds gad seed of oth-
er grains and varieties. The high
standards maintained by the Cana-
dian Seed Growers' Association
makes the purchase of pedigreed
seed a safe buy. The little extra
cost and care spent on obtaining
and maintaining goad seedis an
excellent investment towards high
yields and top quality.
Seed Act Protects Buyer
Present and future production of
seed is tied up with the seed used
today. Seed contaminated with
weed seeds will increase cost of
production and may lessen for
years to come, the crop yield of
the land on which it is sown. Seed.
of a variety not adapted to the
area, or not suited for the purpose
for which it is grown, or seed with
a low percentage of germination
generally involves loss.
For these reasons the sale of
:home-grown and imported seed for
seeding in. Canada is subject to the
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Takes Position in London
Mr. Merrill Cantelon, of town,
has accepted a full-time position
with the editorial department of
the London Free Press. Mr. Can-
telon has been appointed news
photographer for the Huron -Bruce
district, and will work in conjunc-
tion with the correspondents cov-
ering these areas, with headquar-
ters at Wingham.—Wingham Ad-
vance -Times.
Sail For England
Mr. and Mrs. R. E. Pooley left
Tuesday night for England where
they will visit Mende and relatives
in Devonshire. They intend to sail
on the Queen Mary from New York
on Thursday. It was 40 years ago
when Mr. Pooley, then in the first
World War, last saw his the
brothers and sister. Mr. and Mrs.
Pooley intend staying at Hillcrest,
Helston, in Cornwall, They will
return in the latter part of March.
—Exeter Times -Advocate.
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From The Huron Expositor
February 22, 1901
The handsome new Anglican
Church at Kirkton was formally
opened by the Bishop of Huron on
Sunday. It is a beautiful church
and' cost in the neighborhood of
$5,000.
George Patterson and Fred Har-
ris are this week attending the
Ancient Order of United Workmen
Grand Lodge meeting in Hamilton,
as delegates from Seaforth lodge.
Thos. Archibald, of Leadbury, also
represented Walton Lodge.
Mr. Jas. Broadfoot; of Philadel-
phia, was here this week attending
the funeral of the late Mrs. James
Pringle.
Mr. Benjamin Kearcher and his
niece left Zurich for their home in
Cavalier, N.D., after a pleasant vis-
it of two months with friends in
that district.
Messrs. Woodmen, Ross. Brigham
and Riley, Constance, this week
got in their supply of ice for sum-
mer use. They report it as being
the best ice ever secured.
Mr. Wm. Riley has completed
the contract for the erection of two'
large frame barns in the vicinity
of Winthrop during the coming
summer. They are both 50x70 feet
with stone stabling underneath.
One of these is for Wm. Dodds and
the other for James. A. Smith.
The following were ticketed to
distant points this week at Somer-
ville's uptown railway agency: Mrs.
Thos. Lockhart, McKillop, to Sar-
nia; Mr. McKay, Tuckersmith, to
Cadillac, Mich.; Thos. Doods to his
home in Fessenden, N.D.; Seldon
Rose to Ohicago; Mrs. Dallas to
Nelson, B.C., and Mrs. Hamilton, to
her home in Rochester, Minn.
Mr. J. P. McLaren, of town,
returned on Saturday after 'spend-
ing a month at the dairy school at
Strathroy.
Mr. Win. Hawkshaw, formerly of
S•eaforth, has •purchased the Com-
mercial Hotel at Exeter, from Mr.
T. W. Hawkshaw, and has removed
to that town.
On Tuesday evening the employ-
ees of Wingham Furniture Factory
met the manager Of the factory,
Mr. Jas. A. Cline, a 'termer t+rell-
known resident of Seaforth, and
presented him with an easy Chair.'
They also .presented Miss Nellie
Cline with a handsome broach.
Sustains Head Injury in Fall
Milton Osborn, son of Sylvester
Osborn, whose, death occurred so
suddenly on Friday, had the mis-
fortune to fall out of the hay mow
on his Logan farm on Tuesday
morning, striking his head and cut-
ting it so severely that several
stitches had to be taken on his re-
moval to Stratford Hospital where
he is now resting comfortably. It
is believed he must\have hit his
head on the hubw.
of a agon.wheeL
—Mitchell Advocate.
Injured in Hockey Practice
Mr. Rees Ferris suffered an in-
jury to his forehead that required,
four stitches. The incident occur-
red at the Blyth arena on Monday
afternoon when along with about
25 other Hullett farmers, Mr. Fer-
ris donned his skates for hockey
Practice. It was while he was on
the ice that he fell sustaining the
For exposing himself to intense
enemy fire to administer medical
aid to a wounded comrade, Pvt. Ev-
erett E. Pollen, son of Mr. Edwards
Pollen, Exeter, was awarded the
Silver Star, the United States-.
fourth highest award for gallantry
in action. He has been missing in.
action since November. Pollen,
who joined U.S. forces after serv-
ing in World War II, was decorat-
ed for "Gallantry in action against
the enemy on Nov. 1, near Unsan,
Korea." During an enemy attack
against his company, heavy casual
ties were inflicted by extremely,
heavy enemy mortar, artillery and
small arms fire. "Seeing that a
member of his squad was_seriously
wounded by machine gun fire," the -
citation reads, "Pvt. Pollen volun--
tarily left his covered position and
administered first aid to the wound-
ed man lying in an exposed posi-
tion
tion of the enemy fire." With com-
'plete disregard for his personal.
safety, he carried the wounded sol-
dier about 200 yards through in-
tense fire to a safer position. A.
veteran of three years' service mirk
the Canadian Army in World War
Il, the former Exeter youth joined
U.S. forces in 1944 and served a
year in Japan. In December, 1948,
he rejoined the U.S. Army and was
posted to Japan, later serving iru
Korea. Born in Exeter, he attend-
ed local public and high schools
before joining the army. Mrs. Gra-
ham Mason is a sister. — Exeter
Times -Advocate
A Smile Or Two
A woman gave a series of lec-
tures lasting for a week. Her hus-
band has now promised her a new
hat.
•
"A funny thing happened to my -
mother in Paris."
"I thought you
born. in Ohio."
•
On the witness stand, the old
mountaineer was as cool as a cu-
cumber and as close as a clam..
The prosecuting attorney was be--
side
e-side himself with anger and fm-
patience.
"Sir," hissed the lawyer, "doe
you swear upon your solemn oath.
that this is not your signature?"
"Yep," replied the witness.
"Is it not your handwriting?"'
"Nope," said the witness.
"Does it resemble your hand: -
writing?"
"Nope."
"Do you swear that it doesn't'
resemble your handwriting?"
injury that required medical atten- "Yep."
tion and four stitohes. The ice "You take your solemn oath that:
seems harder and the distance one
falls seems .farther, as the years
roll along. The writer knows, hav-
ing found it out to his own sorrow
a few years ago on the open-air
rink, when we fell (fortunately not
on our face) and received a badly
said you were
this writing does not resemble•
yours in a single particular?"
"Yep."
"How can you be certain?" de -
mended the lawyer.
"Can't write," replied the wit-
ness.
BOXWORD PUZZLE
By Jimmy Rae
World Copyright Reserved
ACROSS
1—Checkered
4—Thick board
7—Entirely
8—One of Muses
10—Visionary
11—Yes man
15—Meadow
16—Head harness
19—Simpleton
22—Frightful
23—Headdress (pl.)
25—Ascribable
26—Foreigner
27—islands
30—Hawaiian wreath
81—Uttinjured
34—Punish by fine
37—Answer (abbr.)
38—Infected with itch
40—Lancer ""• '
41 --Corpulent
42—Gusto
45—Proclamation
'46—Wrap up
49—Make sure
52—Mineral rock
53, --From that place
56—Garret
. 57—Rain
58• ---Not cold
59—Eminent
60—Footwear
DOWN
1—Flexible
2—Prevent
3—Capital of India •
4—To posture
5 -Past
6—Small barrel
7 -Supreme Being
(Arabic)
9—Be ill
12 ---Calamitous
SOLUTION ON PAGE 7
13—Waste meat
14—Island (N.Y. Bay)
17—Unaccented
18—Contort
20—Hebrew prophet
21—Inscribe
24—Apportion
28—Part of poem
29—Assuages
32 -Without gender
38 --Glowing
35—Occult
36—House covers
38—Inactive
39—Scold
43—Eras
44—Entertain
47—Approaches
48—Proportion
50—Eft
51—Ultimo (abbr.)
54—A swine
55—By ,birth
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ACROSS
1—Checkered
4—Thick board
7—Entirely
8—One of Muses
10—Visionary
11—Yes man
15—Meadow
16—Head harness
19—Simpleton
22—Frightful
23—Headdress (pl.)
25—Ascribable
26—Foreigner
27—islands
30—Hawaiian wreath
81—Uttinjured
34—Punish by fine
37—Answer (abbr.)
38—Infected with itch
40—Lancer ""• '
41 --Corpulent
42—Gusto
45—Proclamation
'46—Wrap up
49—Make sure
52—Mineral rock
53, --From that place
56—Garret
. 57—Rain
58• ---Not cold
59—Eminent
60—Footwear
DOWN
1—Flexible
2—Prevent
3—Capital of India •
4—To posture
5 -Past
6—Small barrel
7 -Supreme Being
(Arabic)
9—Be ill
12 ---Calamitous
SOLUTION ON PAGE 7
13—Waste meat
14—Island (N.Y. Bay)
17—Unaccented
18—Contort
20—Hebrew prophet
21—Inscribe
24—Apportion
28—Part of poem
29—Assuages
32 -Without gender
38 --Glowing
35—Occult
36—House covers
38—Inactive
39—Scold
43—Eras
44—Entertain
47—Approaches
48—Proportion
50—Eft
51—Ultimo (abbr.)
54—A swine
55—By ,birth
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