Press Alt + R to read the document text or Alt + P to download or print.
This document contains no pages.
HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Expositor, 1943-01-01, Page 2Sit
'Abed
'PLean, Editor.
g,eafeith,,, Ontario, ev-
rfi ay a*rnOon by 1VicLean
re, There km eVen been a fair de, ,
for good horses but poor ones
apParently, have DO Market- valtle,
The reason -for the horse situation
laVery apparent. Owing to the
SeareitY of helpfarnfers want tae
tors. which will perforni more work
in less time and be handled satiSfac-
torily by a boy or a man from vil-
lage • or town, who couldn't even
hitch a team, much less drive one to
wagon_or plow, or any other farm
machine.
The rise in the price of farm-ma—
chinery can also be readily ,guessed
at. During the long, lean years on
the farm, farmers were unable to
purch,aselarni machinery. Now that
money is decidedly more plentiful,
farmers haWe found that new imple-
ments are not to be had at any price,
and repairs on Old ones are next to
impossible to obtain. That, in all
possibility, is the reason farmers are
now willing to pay any price asked
for good, well looked after imple-
ments.
Farm prices, however, are not
climbing. If there has been any
change, it has been a slight increase,
but, not enough by any means, to cre-
ate a boom in farm land or even a
demand„ for any kind of farm prop-
erty.
There are also good and apparent
reasons for this also. These words
tell .the whole story—help and mili-
tary service. Prospective buyers,
either good practical farmer's or
men with money to invest, hesitate
to purchase farms without any as-
surance of adequate farm labor, and
the young man who would like to
make ,farming his life •occupatibn,
does not want to mortgage his im-
mediate future years without know-
ing or not whether he will be called
-up for military service.
}Pawl, rates $1.50 a year in
ee; foreign $2.50 a year. Single
eS,4 cents each.
dvertising rates on application.
AFORTH, Friday, January 1st
Happy New Year
No one can foretell what a year
may bring forth. But all can hope
for better things.
The year that has just closed has
not been a happy year. To many
homes, in many places, it brought
loneliness and fear and sadness, but
others were more fortunate.
It' was, at least, a better year than
the year before it. It started with
battle ,and death, and the hand of
war was heavy on it, and still sha-
dows the new year.
But the old year closed with the
hope of better things. The war is
still dark and the morning of peace
may riot dawn this year, but it is
near enough to see the light break-
ing.
Near enough to strengthen our
hope and trust for better things be-
fore this New Year has ended.
And so we wish our readers and
all our friends a • brighter, happier
and more peaceful New Year.
•
_
Improved Finahces
The yearly statements issued by
town, village and to-wnship officials
of the county would seem to indicate
clearly that within the past two or
-three years there has been an im-
provement in the financial standing
of all concerned
• Tax payments have been more
• prompt and general; back taxes are
cominv in more freely, and most,
murdeifratities le' to have substan-
tial balances to' carry over, although
the majority of them invested, and
some heavily, in war bonds.
In some municipalities there has
been a reduction in the tax rate, but
that -is a .feature of municipal financ-
ing: that is not always advisable. It
may have, great re-election appeal in
the minds of sorne ,present
lois, but at the same time it is well
to remember that good -years are the,
years to build up a substantial bal-
ance, because, naturally, they are
the years people have money- with
which to meet their tax payments.
It is an easy thing to reduce taxes
when money is plentiful, but it is an-
other matter altogether, to raise the
t.x rate at any time, particularly in
a hard year, and this county has ex-
perienced many such in the past ten
years. A good balance is not hard
to carry and it is a very, comforting
feeling for the taxpayers to know
that it is there for use in case of
emergency instead of having to bor-
TOW which costs ;money and means a
higher tax rate as well.
Municipal councils in town and
country would appear to have ful-
filled their municipal responsibilities
with care and businesslike efficiency
and that is much to their credit, even
if they; don't get any thanks for it,
Which they rarely do.
•
Auction Sale Prices Higher
Although the farm auction sale
season in this district is over for this
year; there has been a. notable t nd
all fall to higher prices. Partic arly,
this has been noticeable in the prices
paid for cattle and farm machinery.
" tine weekly paper records the sale
", binder for two hundred and
•
dollars, that had been purchas-
our yearS previously for two
red, Another records that a
et, tired- tractor brought two
ed 'dollars more than the orig-
4ce to Years ago..
h °pit e of COWS ha oi also been
htigdred ha
„r rice
ti net
-••• : a ')•••,',a), •
•
This Winter Weather Of Ours
To a stranger, this winter weather
of ours must be, something to wonder
at, as well as endure. The week -end
before Christmas it was twenty-six
below zero, and there was plenty ef
snow to last a whole Winter. In fact
.:We have had a •good part of a winter
already.
•'Last Week -end it thawed and froze
and rained and thawed again. All
but the highways became impossible
for motor driving. Trying to drive
a car on the streets of any town was
like trying to steer -a car through
Alberta mud, and there are few
more thrilling experiences in life
than that.
• Seaforth main street was cleaned
up on Monday, all ready for the pres-
ent or the next turn of the weather.
But what that will be we refuse to
prophesy, although others are more
brave, because we were here first
and feel that we can stand it.
If the weatherman would only
display a "little common sense and
give us the second part of our win-
ter for which the first part has al-
ready hardened us, and then along
about the middle of February usher
in spring, and gradually drift into
summer, people would be satisfied—
or would they?
But the weather man is the wea-
ther man and by next week -end the
weather may be anything, or just a
combination of all the seasons.
•
• And He's Still Here '
When the 'first German prisoners
arrived in 'Canada, many instances
were told of their cockiness and
worse, and the assurance they felt
that their stay in Canada would be
a very short one.
Two years ago a German pilot,
)shot down in England, said to the
' R.A.F. men who captured him:
"This is the fourth time I have been
brought down in an enemy country.
I was brought down in Poland and
. my conquering Fuhrer carne along
and liberated me 'in a day or two.
The same thing happened in Bel-
gium, and in France, so why should
1 worry? My Fuhrer will soon be
here in England."
The answer to this by one of the
MAI'. men was very short: "You
had better tell your Fuhrer to hurry
up ;,• you're sailing to Canada tomor-
row."
-• The MAY. -man was right; The
Germanpilot sailed next day to Can -
aa, and what is Icnorehels still
tiara. '
• ' -
• 1'
Iutert* *, 1ed from
twentY- YOiro ago.,
From The, 4, 19
e,laHlttr00 Expositor
The annual meeting of the Seaforth
Fire Brigade wastheld in the fire hall
on Wednesday evening' when the -fol-
lowing officers were appointed; Chief,
P. Bell; I'foretrutn, Wm, -Oughtoq;
assistant foreman, Frank Sills; secre-
tary, H. R. Scott; treasurer, Geo. A.
Sills. The brigade is one of the best
in the Ontario 'Volunteer Fire Brigade
Department Systena.
The weather duriag the .past ten
days, has been- the coldest for the
past 50 years, as the thermometer
registered 20 below zero on Saturday
morning last and every morning since.
It is fortunate that some coal arriv-
ed in town, otherwise the situation
mould have been serious.
Mr. R. P. been
met with a very ser-
ious accident at the foundry last
week, when -he fell from a ladder,
fracturing his wrist and cutting his
head and face.
The Rob' Roy Milling Co. have pur-
chased the Ogilvie Flour Mill in Sea -
forth and took possession the first of
the month. Mr. L, T. DeLacey retains
the management of the new firm.
Mr. J. M. Wilson has been cam -fined
to his residence owing to a bad acci-
tient suffered at (the, Bell munition
plant.
Mr. and Mrs. William Mooney and
family have returned from the Peace
River district, where they have 'ben
for the past three years. They will
take up residence on Mr. Mooney's
farm at Chiselhurst.
The threshing: machines are still
busy in the neighborhood of Usborne.
The dance, held in Cardno's Opera
Hall on Thursday evening in aii of
the children's fund for the British,
Navy and Merihan 1Viarine, was. well
attended in, spite of the blizzard. 'Tony
Vitas ordhestra of London supplied
the music,
Mr. Geo, ,Murray and son,' of Branf
don, Manitoba, are here visiting hie
mother, Mrs. Ellen Murray, Goderieh
Street,
Miss , Ella 'Chesney, daughter. of Mr.
and Mrs. Hugh Chesney, of Egraond-
vine, has been, engaged to teach. in
the village school to fill the vacancy
caused by the resignation of Mr. G.
W. Holman, who has been appointed
county clerk.
The first hockey match of the sea-
son will be played in the -Palacv Rink
here on Tuesday night between Clin-
ton and Seaforth.
Rumor has it that there is to be a
grain market opened at the C.P.R.
,station to the north of Manley.
Rev. Mr. Argo resigned his charge
in. Egmondvilie owing to continued ill
health, and intends moving to Lon-
don to -reside.
Mr. Clyde Rankin, of the Bank of
Comtherce, Dundas, spent the holiday
at his home here.
Miss Edith Govenlock, daughter. of
Mr. and Mrs. „I, M. Govenloek, who
has been teaching in the' West for
some time, has returned home.
•
.From The Huron Expositor
January '6, 1893
Mr. and Mrs. 'John Anderson and
family, of Sheldon, N.D., are home
visiting friends and relatives at Kip -
pen.
Mr. Wm. Love, of Hillsgreen, is.
engaged drawing material for the
erection of a barn for Mr. Alex Mc-
Murtrie, .of near Kippen.
Mayor Holthsted, Seaforth, was in
Toronto this .week delivering up the
debentures issued under the last by-
law to raise money to erect the mar-
ket building and purchase the site.
The debentures amounted' to $14,000
and they sold at a premium of $750.
The Messrs. Coleman expect • to
start 'the machinery in, the new foun-
dry in Seaforth today.
The 'officers and directors of the
Tuckersmith Branch of the Agricul-
tural •Sooiety and a few friends en-
tertained the veteran president, Mr.
Thomas Oovenlock, to a cOmPlimen-
tarp supper at the Commercial Hotel
in town. Mr. Edsall, the genial host
of the Commercial, prepared a boun-
tiful meal. Mr. M. Y. McLean. and
Mr. Sahli Hannah were chairmen ov-
er a most 'enjoyable program of toast,
song and sentiment.
The elections at Bayfield on Mon-
day last caused lots of fun, if not a
great deal of excitement. Theresult
wkid ae followsa Reeve, George W.
Woods; councillors, T. J. Marks,, Jas.
PaWlie, Dr. Stinbury, Geo. Erwin,
Mr. and Mrs. Robt. D. Bell and Miss
Annie Ford, of Tuckersmith, attended
a house warming in McKillop at the
home of Mr. Finlay McIntosh, and re-
port a good time.
Tbe elections in Tuckersmith on
Monday resulted in the return of Mt.
Peter McKay as deputy reeve, and
Messrs. John Reinke, John McLean
and • John, McCloy, as 'Councillors.
Those named, with Mr. John Shep-
herd as Reeve, will constitute the
council for 1293.
Several sleigh loads of young peo-
ple from. Cromarty ,drove to the resi-
dence of Mr. Jas, Hamilton, ,Staffa, on
Monday evening and celebrated the
advent of the New Year.
There was a contest ,only in Ward
3 of McKillop this, year. The candi-
dates were Richard Common and WM.
McGavin. Mr. McGavjn won by 30
votes. The council Will 'be eatilpoe-
ed of John, BenneWeis, ret4-e, aidr
Messrs. Archilaald, Mealtaira Wane'
and Manley, councille.' •
Missed Fee and Turner arel,the new
teachers at Zurich school.
Mr. David Goschalk, o iirIii, fa
making a great chaae 1i hid,,shoe.
store.
John Shepherd, reeve of Tucker -
smith, had a bee hauling brick last
wcek. Ile intends, erecting a, brick
house next summer. )
Om Thursday eveilitig,, a. PlefiAlit
soeial was held .at "the,heitie of Dayid,
Canipbell, near Walteti3Ofi aid Of the
Presbyterian Sabbath, .011001. , • " '
.•
ORA PT# R Til I STY -IS E V.RN
"You do look as though yoti were on Leetree."
, 1 school dance. Several young. people
I had secretly called her "Madam Sim-
gians,'i sold. Bill to Claire. There's ) notttresortenrsilal;afdancea.11, emdi hower:
Prepared to feed the,Polfla or the Bel, "To
enough food here for a dean . pic- moment Dian could think of .Others
mos." things she might be called. But she
"Never mind that," said Claire. held her tongue, and prayed that the
day wouldn't seem`too long'.
"Maybe you'll feel differently when
you start -eating. Besides, I'm --plalt---- "Dian and I will run and get into
land?"
supper else."
"The island?" said Bill. "'What is- but it'll do. Besidee, it can hold an
our !bathing suits," Claire said, "while
you :boys load the things into the
boat. It's an .old flat-bottomed thing
ning for us to stay on the island far
awful lot of stuff."
"Goodness. didn't Claire tell you?"
Dian broke in. - Paul shrugged and laughed, "Claire
speaks, Bill;" he said, "and you and
••'t
Trimm: "MY Sort ,*.kiintnat6
racing inOtorist..7-VirhiatAain,
'tram: aWefl, daft, ',Stand It' lira'
Way WhateVer else Mt M» •:'
U. "We're to pretend we're shipwre n I move."
7-- "so it would seem," Bill 'said some -
ed," Dia a went on. Isn't it perfec ly what dryly.
ducky'?" The two girls hurried down the
Bill looked, at her. So did Claire. walk toward the rather barnlike
Paul was too busy picking up thing, building that served as a bathhouse.
to load in the car. Bill wasn't sure "it won't be long now," said Dian,
just what emotion was neck of Dian's as they entered.
remark—nor was Claire. "What do you mean?" Claire ask -
"I suppose," Bill said, determined ed. She paused to test the ramshackle
to treat the matter lightly, "Paul and shower bath arrangements.
I will have to display our prowess as aUntil you see Bill in bathing
Crusoes—" trunks," said Din, "and make your
"And make fires by rubbing two
sticks together," said Dian. She saw stu,,poehnld,,,ous decisian."
Claire's expression, and added, "but isn't it?" said Claire. "It's exciting,
that won't bp necessary. I was'. civ- "Terribly," said Dian. "But how
lazed enough to bring 'along matches awful if you discover that Bill has a
and charcoal." tummy."
"Stop jawing, you folk," said Paul. a - •
Of course he hasn't. You can tell
"And let's be on our way., Give me that withdut his putting on, 'bathing
a hand with that hamper, will you, trunks."
Bill?" • "How do you know? May he
Presently all was 113. readiness. wears orke of those rubber reducing
"You sit in front with Dian,' Paul," corsets."
Claire said. "I want Bill to sit with "Dian! What an .awful thing to
me so I can point out the sights to
him."
I'll be—" said Paul. Then
"What's wrong with Dian's doing the
pointing?.",
"How can she, when she's driving?
Don't be silly!"
Nothing happened for a moment or
two. Bill looked at Paul and Paul
looked at Bill. was, Dian thought;
Just another one of those awkward
and embarrassing situations Claire
was so clever at- creating,
"Why not toss a coin?" she asked.
"Or Claire might point at you two'
•men and say, 'My mother told me
to take THIS one.' Then the loser
sits in front with me."
"If you're trying to be funny, Di-
an," Claire said, "you're not."
"Thanks. Tra so sorry." •
"Okay, we will toss a coin," Paul
said suddenly.
"Then what?" Bill asked, feeling
decidedly uncomfortable.
"Heade I sit in back with Claa'reaa.,
"Tails you sit in back with h'er,"
said Dian, looking at Bill.
'"Don't talk like a nut, Dian," Paul
Said... "That way we'd botb..sit
Claire."
"Well, why not? After all, I'll be
busy driving."
"This whole business can be set-
tled right now;" said .Bill.
"How?" Claire asked.
"I'll sit in front with. Dian."
"-Oh! But Bill, I—"
"It's settled," said Paul firmly. "Get
in, Claire, and let's stop losing time:"
• Bill got back into the front seat
beside Dian,
"Now," he said,' "with that stupen-
dous problem settled, let's have a
look at that island you were telling
me about."
"Suits me," said °Dian. "I didn't
eat much breakfast. I'm getting hun-
"But we swim first, don't. we?"
"We do."
Bill waited until the car was under
way, and then he said., "I think it
would be fun, being cast up on a des-
ert island with you, Dian."
"I ani. pretty 'good at making the
best of things," said Dian. "I've had
a lot of experience along that line."
She gave Bill a quick smile, deciding
that she was being unreasonable in
keeping up her sarcastic attitude.
"But why do you think it 'Ould be
fun?"
"Because I—" •
"That's a woman's reason."
"Because," ,Bill repeated, "you're
iou."
And Dian let the matter rest right
there.
An hour later the eu,artette was
gazing upon the lake, wbich lay like
a sheet of silver before'. them There
was a gentle breeze and diminutive
waves whispered softly close to the
shore. -
• "How far is it to the island?" Bill
asked. •
"About a mile," Dian said. "Do you
mind rowing that far?"
"Certainly not. We could -swim
there, couldn't we?"
"It has been done. But sinee-we've
got a lot of food and stuff, I think
rowing's going to be necessary!"
"And we're going, to get into our
bathing suits first," said Claire. "We
will leave our clothes here — since
there's no place to change on the iS
land," She jumped from the car, as-
suming a sort of , leadership that
Smacked, so Diam thought, of (bossi-
ness. "Bill, yeti and Paul 'unload the
foods, and Dian and I will look after
the bathing things."
"Is that the bathhonse •over there
by those trees?" Bill wanted to know.
"Yes," claire replied. "Don't look
so dieconragedi This, isn't Bar Mar.;
bor or Sones. Beach, yen know. There
are two roma, one for Men and one
for women. Maybe fronae day they'll
turn the place into a' real sufnmer re-
sort, but jest how etritiething of
makeighift."
'• "We used, to have Mir •Stiinday
Schaal picnics Mit here," Dian .said.
, thiS is no trine for retain-
-UMW, CIalieutaid hurriedly. "Let's
get eVerYtliing Unloaded." •
reached. for her bathing, things
tuiCtlin littgio ?blanket the haebought
•.A?.*P took them ..fierni the)
,eitt • Oite 'Ought, Offing' far,
Claire; 'She. .eotild: not helP,
'Wring kW, Oltdre Itid; til**.s4040.
,..)14derifilifi&t-trlietheiraUta
hoinojtatent:' PlaY it
ened so wide with admiration Whelk
they beheld Claire as she looked
. "Like it on me?" Claire asked,. 505-
1g Dian's eyes upon her.
• "Yes," said Dian. "You look like
something out of a ,magazine cover.7
Claire smiled., pleased. She. waited
until Dian was in her suit, and then
said: "I like yours, too. It's really
•the type of thing that suits yeti to
perfection."
'Weaning you don't think I should
wear long skirts, ,Iong sleeves—stock-
inge, and laced -up shoes?"
"There you go again!" Claire said.
"Being sarcastic. Come on, let's join
the. boys."
She caught up a bathing cap and
went out. Dian followed her.
Bill and Paul were • waiting for
them, And, Dian thought, you could-
n't find. two better looking men if you
searched the world over' or two men '
with flatter tummies, broader shoul-
ders and narrower hips. And tanned?'
Golden brown Paul—who was blonde;
and mahogany -colored Bill — who was
brunette.
"Goshf" said Claire softly.
"They are easy on the optics, aren't
they?" said Dian.
"They simply take my.breath!"
Claire exclaimed.
"Then stop looking at them," Dian
said. "you'll need your breath for
swimming." She moved forward.
"Greetings, gentlemen!" she said. "All
set for the desert island: epic?" •
"All set!" said Bill. And he
thought, "Sweet .girl, Dian—like a
slender ballet dancer in that elite
skirt." He then looked at Claire and
thought, "Venus DeMilo in a bathing
say."
"Anyway," Dian went on, "yell suit." He grinned and said, "It's
know Paul looks -wonderful in bathing a shame to take too lovely creatures
trunks. So you can always fall back like you 'girls fo'a desert island!. We'
should be marching you along the
on him. •
"I wish," said Claire, opening her boardwalk at Atlantic City:" •
beach bag, "that you'd park :that sar- "Cut the kidding, Bill," said Paul.
casticnet ns ttonnoeughsornyoeuwhweerree, ganoicingtroyn to"And"And help me with the boat. It's,
picnic. Do •you mind?"
"Oh, no," said Dian. "Oraly this , And presently the boat moved off
stuck."
• "Right!" said Bill.
business of serving as background —two pairs of oars dipping and ris-
gets a little bores•ome. I feel like. a ing.
piece of scenery that lends attires- The two girls sat in the stern. Dian
phere,•but aches to say something." gazed... off toward the island, Claire
gazed toward the men. Their smooth-
ly working mAscies fascinated her. .
6,HAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT
"How on earth could an artist get
Claire took out a white bathing out- to be so strong?" aloe asked Bill.
fit that consisted of brief shorts and He flushed a little. "Oh, run
a !brief brassiere. "How do you like around the Central Park reservoir
it?" she • asked, holding up. the two ,t,Thrhe:n,timtoeos: ayoreeka,n",thehnsnagiidn,ejokhinowg.
pie,,cliess.
• mll right" said Dian; "what many times I pick up tubes of -paint
one."
That, you know,
there is of it."
• adenvdelompys
"It's the very latest thing." •
"I can imagine. It's so late, it "Idiot!" said Claire, laughing hap -
,e, Dian
nlmognstt foourtgohterto ogwent
Pi17.ind I got my strength": said. Paul,
hap-
seems
sattoalml.
y "from opening cane In my west
' '1 ld f ed b .
any manner or means, but which, dies kitchen." He looked at Claire
suit; whFch Wasnt o - as. n
compared to Claire's, seemed like and smiled. "But from now on I
yards of material. "This will have shall have ta take up some other
to do for me," she said. "Ithagine, form of exercise; since you're going
' to use your mtither's recipes, and feed.
it's got a skirt!"
"Oh, well," said Claire comforting- me like a lord"
ly, "lots of girls still like ,those tricky
little things."
"Thanks, I'm glad to hear that,"
Dian said. "I'd hate to feel like my
grandmother or something."
They heard Bill and Paul enter the
adjoining room, and lowered their
voices. •
There was a knock on the dividing
partition, and Paul ,spoke.
• "We'll be ready .in three ihakes 'of
a sheep's tail!" he . said. "Don't be
all day."
"We're almost ready now," Claire
called back. "But don't get we until
after we reach ,the island," ,she add -
all sloppy." ,
ed: "We don't 'want ,to get the boat
•
"Yes'm," said Paul.
• "But I was counting on swimming
to the island," said Bill. ,
"Silly!" said Claire. ."You've got
to help Paul row the boat."
"So it goes,",said Paul. "Men must
always labor."
"What do you mean, men must al-
ways labor?" Dian said. "I expect
to speed half the day over a hot fire
broiling wienies. for you."
"Wienies?" said Claire. "Why, the
chicken's already cooked and ready
to eat. Who on, earth. wants to bother
with wienies?"
"We do," said Dian. "Bill, Paul and
'That's what you think, my dar-
ling!" said Claire.
And Dian saw her when she once
more turned admiring eyes upon Bill
Rollins.
Although Dian had been dreading
the day, and praying that it wouldn't
be too long a one, she began. to en-.
joy herself the moment she set foot
upon the island. She hived the out-
doors—sun and sky and water. It did
things to -her. It seemed to wash
from her all feeling of malice and re-
sentment, and emotions of that sort.
She bustled around helping get all
their stuff settled.
"Why, I'd forgotten all about this
old atone 'fireplace yeti hoyta built!"
she said to Paul.
"So had I," daid, Paul. "Boy, what
fun we had doing And now what
fun dt's going to be cooking these,
wienies in it."
Bill watched them. "Darned' if
don't envy you your memories," he
said. "It must nave been fun being
an Ardendale kid."
"It was," Paul said. "But I sup-
pose all email town kids are about.
the same."
"It wasn't, alas!" said Bill. "Mr
folks never stayed put very long. I
was always being dragged off here or
there or the other place. The long-
est I ever stayed at • one address was.
"We'll eat the chicken for lunch," when I was in college."
said Paul, "and have the wienies for "I should thiuk that would have'
sapper." been exciting," Claire said. "I don't
' The Idea!" Claire said. "Mother think being a small town, child is any -
and I slaving to fix a perfectly mar- thing to boast about?' he took a
-thous- picnic hamper—and you bring
along wierdes."
"Oh, forget it," said Dian, for
Claire's ears only. "If the men want
wienies, let them have wienies. Why
should you get all upset?"
Claire tried to think of something
to say and couldn't She finished get-
ting into her bathing suit, piled her
hair high upon her head and fasten-
ed it- with a ribbon. Dian, watching
her, reluctantly admitted that it
would be difficult to find a more beaff-
tifta specimen of young.womanhood.
No wonder men could do easily shut
their eyes to Claireqrsellishness and
fickleness! No wonder their eyes op-
tablecleth from the picnic hamper her
mother had prePared. "I used to en-
vy people who didn't live in anion
towns."
"Yes, I remember," Dian said. "Yen
used! to go down to the depot every
day you could manage it, to see the
New York express go through."
• "And wish you were sitting at one
of the tables in the diner," said Paul..
Claire laughed. , "I'll never forget
the first time I went to New Ybrk,"
she zaid. "I nearly drove mother
wild begging her to go into the diner
and eat. And then over -ate and got .
terribly sick."
(Continued Next Week)
...asimararos
•
1988816118191911101184911111.11111111111111111111111111111•11151919011iliallarataa.....aanas.
*JUST A SMILE OR VIVO "P'
41
The new Office boy had been in- was leaving the —
.strileted how to ansewer callers. Just
before noon a man asked, "Is the WAS
in?" •
"Are you a- ealeimortn, a bill collec-
tor, or a friend 'of his?" the ,boy in-
quired.
"All three," was the answer.
"Well, he's in—a, ,htisineaS iSonfer-
elice: Ire's out of towil. Step In and
Oee
Irate enthtiOak, Who had
borne team go .b1
deleak, stOPPed the referee as he
"Where's your dog?" he aaked.
"Don!" ejaculatect the u-mpire, "r
have no dog."
"Well," said the grottchy Ame,_
"you're the first blindi, Man I ever•
slaw who didn't have a dog."
Customer: "I warn you, shan't
be able to pay for suit for three
pion
Taller: "Oh, that's all right, gar.
DOn't,Wcirry."
"Thitnitt. 'When will it be ready?" --
"In 1bree.montlie, art"
.• :•,, :•;.; •
•I