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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Expositor, 1942-03-06, Page 5• to". ' • a , a •-e • qJ! HL -Ai :L i:. 7 4'i `. Jrttl i4 iV,4;iIlete1.12.344fAt The Week At the Seaforth Collegiate Institute (By Ken Keating) A rather embarrassing incident took place- in a P.T. perior last week when as the command of "attention" wast given one unfortunate. -east dropped a pair of dice on the floor with a• cloud clatter. Mr. Weedmark kindly looked the other way while the red- faced boy retrieved them. * * * - The, march of plaid shirts continues and one local merchant is reported as saying that he expected to see the teachers wearing them next. Al- though things have not gone to this extreme yet, one teacher has- kept up with the styles by • Sporting a 'color- ful plaid skirt and 'has gained the admiration of the students. * * , Third Form eld a sleighing party on Wedne elnight and the teachers were invited to attend: 7.ihe sleigh and- the team of horses were supplied by Keith Harrison, and a good 'time was had by all. '* * * • An anonyzpous letter was received by a Third Former this week in which all his faults were sumed up in no uncertain terms. Although this seemed Childish and in bad taste, the receiver was delighted to get it and is hoping to receive another enc, Who says that it's the truth that hurts? * * * The boys' basketball games for this week were postponed because of the illness of several of the all-star play- ers:, The Week At the Clinton Collegiate• Institute (By Bill Sproat) Speaking of going over the top, IV .and IA have exceeded their quota for , the year. In the case of IA the graph ran off the chart onto the well. `They've certainly .showed the Fifth Formers••how to •give. * * * The second round of target prat- -Lice is fairly well over. Tall tales .arefloating around. Ebbie shot a neat 44, but Pip-squeak topped it with a 46. Then there's the chap Who got 50. He put one in the bull's eye, spotted it, and shot the rest off the target. Corky got buck fever and _shot out a "V" for Victory. - * * * No news is good news. In this case -its Easter examinations: They start, on March 17. .It was a nice term up till now. * * * '• What Tomgirl substituted on the girls' basketball team the' other night? He plays better girls basket- ball than he does boys. Of course there was a .good forward on his side. It's quite a dist-face to the male race. * * * Due to the changeability;aof the times, it.can only be salch there might be a ebasketball game between the C. C. I. -girls. and' the School of Com- merce, and the C.C.I. boys "and the S.C.I. boys. Keep your fingers cross- ed.. ." * * * Don't forget the At -Home on March 13. Write for your invitation.—Advt. McKILiOF ..M . The , W.M.S. and W.A. ''meeting of Duff's Church, McKillop, was held• at the home of Mrs. R. M. Scott on Thursday, Feb. 26, with a good. attend- ance. In the absence of the presi- dent, Mrs. ' John E. Daley presided and opened' fhe meeting with Hymn 513, after wtiche she led in prayer. A- very few ladies were able to get out to the World's" Day of Prayer, so the leaflets were Bused for this meeting. It was decided during the business period to have •• a pancake social on March 17, in the basement of the - church. The meeting closed with. "God Save the King," and lunch served when the ladies enjoyed a so- cial half' lour. CROMARTY ters, Mrs. Donald Smith, Harriston, and Mr. Malcolm McCannell, North Dakota, BAYFIELD The Young People's. Society met on Sunday. ;evening in the basemedr o' the church 'with Mary A. Hamilton in ..charge. The Scripture was read,- fol- lowed with •prayer by Mr. Jamieson. 2et't5 ekte IK-e1ar ga'Pe a" reading en- titled "How the Eskimo., men grew kind." The topic on "Confidence," was read by 'Miry Hamilton: •The meeting closed 'ley repeating the Lord's' Brayer in unison. Wilma Hain Stem took -charge of a Bible contest 'which• was very interesting. Personals:: Mac MdKellar of Mit- chell, spent the week -end at the home -of :Mr. and Mrs. Lindsay McKellar. and family;•,,,,Mrs. Duncan. ,McKellar .with :Mr, and Mrs. James Fulton., and family at:Mitchelle Mrs. Bessie Mc- -Donal/1, who "has been -- nnrsin'g- in Kirkeon, for •some.-time....has' returned to her dome here; Mrs. 'Virilliam Houghton and her grandson, Frank, fn Mitchell with Mr. and Mrs, Jack Kemp and family; Mr. and Mrs., Lloyd Sorsdal• entertained a .number of their friends to -a, birthday annivers- ary in honor of their little daughter, Anneeta. -• -VA'RNA Mr. Soe Foster, of the Sauble Line, has purchased Mr. George Clark's ,property west -of the village and Mr. Clark has purebased the Weekes pro- perty in the village. ' We are pleased to report Mr. Hart Who was confined to bed for some time, is able to be out again: Mr. Carnochan, of Seaforth, paid' a flying visit to the village Monday. • Mr. Harry Coultice held an auction sale Friday. ,'Mr. Coultice and son have gone to London to reside. Mr. and Mrs. Nelson Reid. and • 'daughter:, Mary, attended a reception for Mr. and 'Mrs. Mulholland, which was held at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Keyes,- Tuckersmith, on Satur- day night. The many "friends- of Mrs. Chuter will • be sorry to know she is under , the doctor's Bare, but every hope i s heliefor a speedy recovery. . 1. Delrirar, of Bayfield, called Mdiltlay,.pn her sister, •M•ra. Moasop. ARNA A play,•, "Aunt Tillie Goes Tb Town" Will be presented by'the ening people of t i Junior Farmers and,.J>fnior Wo- meli?s Institute, in. the Township Hall, Varlet, ,on Thursday evening, March 12th. Mrs. (Dr.) Lewis of Toronto is vis- iting Mrs. Margaret Woods here . this week. ." • Mr. Geo. Weston is visiting- friends in Detroit this Week. •Pte. Lloyd Westlake; of Kitchener, spent the week -end with • his parents; Mr. and Mrs. Walter Westlake. • Miss. Elliott,- of Brucefield, is ^ visit- 40 her• aunt, Miss Mary Reid, • at present- `John McLeod. of the Navy, spent ,Saturday with his parents, Mr. and. Mrs. Lewis McLeod. A '`Vietory Loan concert was held in the Town Hall Monday evening: A program was given by two schools of Goderioh Township and Bayfield. Mr. Gill,• of Grand Bend, the music teach - c" of the schools, was in charge of the program. Rev. Mr. Weir, of Hen - sell, was present and gave a very -in- structive address on the Victory Loan which was well received by all pres- ent. .The local Red:_ -I nqs com=mittee is holding a euchre -and (Tahoe in• the Town Hall ,pn, riday evening, March 6, with good music and prizes. Pro- ceeds go 'to the Red Cross. Dr. Volume has purchased the resi- dence on Chiniquay Street from Ivan Steckie and intends making some im- rovements, before moving in this spring. Miss' A. M. Stirling le, spending some time at Port Elgin with her sis- ter, -who is 1-11 at 'present. • Mr. Robert McLeod, of the •British Navy, arrived home last week from Halifax where the boat' Is laid up for repairs, having suffered trouble on Newfoundland coast in a storm and had to go in for repairs.. They had the success of sinking an enemy sub- marine to tbeir credit on the home- coming on the ocean, having been, in Iceland on their trip. Robert -expects - to have three weeks off before being called again to' the boat. • Mrs. Helen Stott became ill last week and. was taken to Ct•oderich hos- pital for treatment, and•is at present somewhat improved, Mrs. Gi1.ne'r--returned on Saturday from visiting friends in Kitchener. .USSELS Alt active prat..._ • ' titdoner in Toronto and in Huron County for halLa cen- tury, Dr. Melcoln; Ferguson ailed at his ,home in Toronto Monday after a long illness. Born in Har r Ston 80 years ago, he was educated in I-Tar- riston schools, Model School and gra- duated from Old Privity College "in 1892. Dr. Ferguson began hie prec- tiee in Ethel,. near Brussels, and was widely known in Huron County for 35 years (before going to Toronto. He wag an elder of Kean Beach . United Church, 'a member of 'St. John's ll�a- aonfo Lodge and Academy. of Medi- cine'; He is survived by his widow, folrthefly CharlotteeDavies of Ethel, a Beit, :Tir. G'. Ross Fergueon, Coppet+ and a daughter, Edith Fei"gun eon; •"X'oronto; one -brother; Dr.. John JI'erguitOn. _ /Aount Pored, and two Mo HAY.• The regular monthly meeting of the council of the Townsrhip of Hay was held in the Town Hall, Zurich, on Monday, March 2, with ail members present. Minutes of the • February meeting were adopted as read. After disposing of the communications, the following resolutions Were passed:— That Bylaw No. 5, 1942, providing for remuneration for road superintend- ent' be read first and second time and forwarded to Department of High- ways for approval, and that Bylaw No. 6, 1.942,,, providing, for remunera- tion for "operator of, power grader and for the. weed, inspector be read three ".times and 'finally passed. That ten- ders be advertised for operating the township crusher ,and for truckl4g gravel for season of 1942, tenders to be opened at 'a special meeting of the e uncil on Saturday evening, March 14, at $ O'clock. That tax collector be authorized to continue collection of 1941 tax arrears and shall return the tax roll on April 6' neat. That road Superintendent look after portion of Adams Award Drain to .be construct- ed by the Township of Hay. That 1941 assessments paid on tiled por- tion of ;Schwalm Drain be refunded add that assessments -be made on ep= en portion of said drain in 1942 and years following until sufficient money is raised to pay to Township of Hay amount .expended on 'said drain for re- pairs - made during past years since •drain was constructed. That --accounts covering payments off tc'wnstlp -roads, Hay TelephQi e, Relief and general accpunts be passed as -•per vouchers: Township Roads—Guenther Trans- port, cartage, 84c; W. F. Jennison, snow plowing, $500:49; Ei: Steinbach, road supt., $11.70. • Hay Telephone System-13eli Tele- phone Co., tolls, Dec. to Jan., $173.75; ,fr. G. Hess, salary, $175.00; Northern Electric •Ce., supplies, $100.46; Te H:, Hoffman, salary, $183.40. • Township and Relief Accounts-•-- Znrioh hydro, lights for halls •$7.50;, nen THE • INTERNATIONAL In picking the various directors for the committees for bile 1942• Interna- tignal Plowing 'Match in Huron Coun- ty, one; thing was kept in mind at all times . . . "Let's put these men at work for' which they are ,best'suited, They'll enjoy it better and will con- sequently do their' work in a more satisfactory manner," William J. Dale is chairman of the teams committee, Bill is a farmer from Hullett township . a man -who speaks with a. drawl but who knows exactly what he means to say when the does speak. He was born and bred a horseman .. . and if you want to get something out of Bill just let him know that you are a . good. horseman. However, you'll have to show him that you are and that is no easy task. Bill Dale, married', with a young- ster to divide his attention;' served his period of time "lig a "white collar man" as well as that of hard work on the farm as a young man. He.was a bank clerk stationed -in one of those busy, teeming centres of commerce downtown in Toronto. He survived for quite -tame time and had he re- mained with the firm would no doubt be manager of some busy branch now: Ile was sick and tired of figures and perspiring •'patrons worrying over debts and taxes. He wanted ,to get back on the' Mere. Bill likes to smoke a•pipe and good, strong tobacco, In fact • it doesn't seem right when you meet him if he hasn't got the pipe in his , mouth. Drop in at the farm"on a 'slack day and he'll be currying a horse or talk- ing about horses with a neighbor or a stranger.-'- He is certainly the man for' the job—Chairman of the Teams Committee. He is also secretary of • the Huron County unit of the Canadian Federa- tion of Agriculture. It is a new en- deavor • in the county ..and Bill has helped nurse the -•.infant along from the time when it was reared by the Agricultural Committee of the Huron county council until the present 'time , when It is a lusty .organization, attracting country -wide .attention :by its history -making survey • of farm conditions in Hullett township. Bili Dale is- looking for the ardent co-operation of every . man in Huron County.. He knows that teams are vital to the success of the match and, be wants and will see that'from the', team angle the International -P -lowing.' Match in Huron County will be .an unqualified success. • "Hen'e's a chance for the, people of Huron County to really show the country what they can do," Sill, says. "Let's put this plowing match over. in a really big way. We can do it . we will do it with the full co- operation of everybody in the • best county in Canada .. Huron County,". John Kalbfleisch, acct. '• hall; -$8.68; Hensall Fain, grant,. '$25; Sohiibe & Son, hail, $70.39; T. R. Patterson, Ad- ams Award drain, $37.001 refunds Schwalm drain; $177.03; Mrs. G. Shannon, allowance, $15.00; R. 'Fish- er, labor hall, $2,40; E. Wuerth, labor hall, ,$2,49 .1,. Wagner, labor hall, $2.40; International Plowing . Match Association, grant, $100.0'0; Township Clerk, Adams Award; $5.00; J. Sup - let, allowance, $10.00. The council adjourned to meet again for regular moethly meeting on Monday; ;April 6, at 1.30 p.m., D.S.T. —A. F. Hess, , Clerk. HULLETT Death of John Carter ,The death took place on .Saturday Feb. 28, of John Carter,. of Hullett township• Mr. Carter was born in Blyth on December 16, 1858, and was married to Margaret M. Dodds in 1878. They have lived in the Town- ships of McKillop and Hullett ever since and are -well known residents, He is survived by his- widow-, tw'o sons and three daughters: James, in Tuckeremith; John, in H'ullett; Mrs. George Dale, Walton; Mrs, John Fer- guson, Hullett, and Mrs. 'M.e'McKeliar, Seaforth. . A daughter, Mrs. George Hill, passed away last October, and one son, Edward, died in childhood. The funeral, which was largely at= tended, Was held on Monday from his late residence with interment; in Maitlabdbank cemetery. Rev. Heigh Jack officiated. The pallbearers were Lorne Dale, Gordon McKellar, Jack Carter, Cleve Carter, Kenneth Carter and Alvin Dale, ' The flower bearers were Verne Dale, Arnold Dale, Bill Dale, Alvin Doi ds and Lorne Carter. Those who sent flowers were: Mr. an'rl Mrs. Fred Elliott, Toronto: Mr. Jack Taylor, ,Walton; Mr. and Mrs.' Frank Fowler, Mit. C. Fowl€r, Mr. Fred and, Miss 'Matilda Fowler, Mr, ! and Mrs. T. J. McMidh.lel„ Mr. and! Mrs, J. L. Bell, Mr• and Mrs. Robert Wright, Mrs. Wm. Clark, Mr, and Mr Ephriarn Clark and Elwood; Mr. an . Mrs, George Leitch, Mr. and Mrs, James Dale and family, all of Hullett; Mrs. J. S. McNeill, of Fullerton..;. Mr. Alex McKellar and fanny; Cromarty; e basket of roses by the -eleven grand- children; the gates ajar by the wi- doW and family, and Edelweiss Re- bekah Lodge, Seaforth. Among those attending the funeral were: ,Mr, ,Dav- id Carter, of Myth; Mr. Jarnes"Hen- Berson and Mr. F. Carter, of Gude- Pith; Mr. and 'Mrs. Gordon McKellar, Toronto, antt''Mr. and Mrs. Cleve Car- ter, of ,Clifford. - ANOTHER N;EW CANADIAN IND.I,JSTR'1 A rtnag'le. incentive for inventive genius els woal :'Phe maelstrom of ev- ents comprising the Last two years has drawn the eaprdelous public eye to focus with ever-increasing interest upon a comparatively small, unassum- ing ,group of men at their labors. Mase interest is. usually inspired by either !idle ci losrity or selfish con- cern, and in this' case it is doubtless the latter. Necessity is still the Mother of Invenrtion, and with disas- ter ;srtarMg menklnd in' ;the facer the Necessity for Invention has become dire indeed. So, true to charactere we siiddellly take a keen interest in =those of our fellows who are, fortun- ately for • us, possessed of unco =mon skill and ingenuity„ in origination. That this creative fatuity of /theirs should be deflected from the holy paths of the pursuit of greater happi- ness, for the genus hemo into a death struggle: to outwit a heinous enemy, is a, mocking cluirk of circumstances, Indicative of this newly aroused in- terest in researeb and s`eience- is the recent opening of •Canada's one knd only optical 'plant. Located at Lea- side;' a Toronto suburb, "Research •F. re terpnises," as it is oalled, is one of a dozen government-owned companies producing vital war materials. A cul- mination of• a vdsion'of Lt. -Gen. A. G. L. •k'VlcNaughton, weep had been advo- cating the production of optical; glass in Canada for sometime, the new plant produces weapons of war that have played, and will yet play a de- cided part" in the conflict engaging the nations of the woeld at the pres- ent time. Delicate instruments of war, used• by all -three braliches of 'the service • are fashioned by skilled craftsmen•in this plant, One of these new devices is known as a . "radiolocator," which reveals the approaoh of enemy air- eraft•dong before it could. be detect- ed by previous metlho(i•s. By thus eliminating. the surprise element in attack, —counter,offensive measures. can be taken beore the enemy reach- es its •objective. 'Using the •approvnd nethods of one of the oldest producers, of optical. grass in..the world, 'namely the Chance ' Brothers of •England, the•, new , plant , produces many instruments that have been painstakingly worked out by va- rious m.embers of the Ne,tional Re-' search' Coancii. It ds most -import - ate, of course, that the raw metferials 'that .go into the making of the optical grass he of the highest quality ,and purity. After the ingrediepts are thoroughly mixed by hand, they are loaded'into huge clay pots, w hich ?held about 2,000 pounds. After some 24 to •36 hours in the iueitingfurnace, and while the molten glaceis at a tem, perature approximating ' 600 degrees Centigrad:e, the pots are, suddenly chilled. In about 48 hours the clay pets are broken from the solid mass, and chunks of _the glass ate examin- ed xamined for flawa and impnsitues. After various operation of remolding, grinding and• annealing some 500 pounds of good usable optical glass ds •obtrained at each melt. This pliant, one of the most recent' add4'tions • to Canada's rapidly growing ' defence program was officially .open- ed by Minister of Munitions and Sup- ply, Hon. C; D. Howe, on! July 8th of Date year. ._.. DUBLIN Mrs. W. Mathei•s and 'Miss Helen Mathers attended the ceremony, on Saturday at the nurses' residence in Stratford when Miss Doris dtathers,' nurse -in training in tire-`G'enerar"• Hos-' r%itai„ Stratford, received her"Cap. Personals: Miss Doris Mathers, of • Stratford, spent the 'week—end with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. We Math- ers. I'te. Leonard Nagle, of the military poiice force, Kitchener, spent the week -end with his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Michael Nagle. ,Miss Grace Scherback, of the Strat- ford Normal School, visited her aunt, Mrq K. Benninger Tom McCarthy, Toronto, visited with his parents, Mr, and Mrs. Mich- ael McCarthy. Mr. and Mrs. Norman Walker and family, Of Listowel, were the guests of Mr. and Mrs: Tom Brown. Helen O'Reilly; of London, visited with her aunt, Mrs. Lucy Woods. The following is taken from a re- cent issue of Tile Catholic- Record: "Victim of an accident on Saturday when he was struck by a ear' driven by a resident -of Essex, Peter J. Nev- in,. 370 Goyeau Street, Windebr, died yesterday morning at Hotel Dieu., Mr. Nevin, who was born. in Dublin, Ont., 78 years ago, had made his• home in Windsor for the past thirty -flue years, For twenty-five years a highly valued representative of The Catholite Red - oft in the southwestern part el: the diocese 'of London, he rendered valu- able services to this paper and made for himself and it a large circle of friends.' For 12 years he was do the Civil Service, stationed lit' the Port of Walkerville. Though beyond the average age for military duty he serv- ed in the Canadian Army during the Great War. A devout member of St. Alphon•sus' parish, he was a regular attendant at daily Mass. He took a keen interest in parochial and frater- nal work, holding membership in Windsor nmrnc11 of the Knights of '1•+' • 'd th'e St. Alphonsus' :,ociety in which he had held the office of president. Surviv- ing are six nieces of •whom five live in Windsor and one in 'Toronto, and three nephews residing le Windsor. Hanrahah, _C., ,,B,, a grand nephew, is on the•staff of Assumption, College. , The ftineral took place on Wednesday from .Panisse Brothers' Funeral Home to Sit. Alphonsus' Church where Requiem High .Mass was celebrated .by, Rev. F. P. White, P.Pe Bullet took place in St. Alphon- sus' cemetery. The . final eerv5icea were Conducted by 1:"at ler 1Janiahan." ou Men Who NeedNew Clothe. Sure You Known --- That there won't be many more double breasted. suits. That cuffs are going to be a thing of the past. That zip- pers are on the "no" list. That pleated trousers. and tap- ered trousers are to be taboo. Sure, you know 'all that -- But, Did You Consider --- That there's a possibility that you won't get clothes at all? Did you consider the difficulty of shipping wool from Australia to England and then shipping the cloth to Canada and all the way through sub -infested waters at that? Can the merchant marine continue to do it? And if Au'stra is is attacked the supply of wool will be cut off. Add to tis picture the demands for the fighting forces. Where does your suit come in? Think ! Take Ti From Ui Get that-- New Suitor Coat No' We're all set to look after your needs in either ready- to -wear or made -to -measure Suits ' or Topcoats f o r Spring. But the early bird is going to get the best choice, because they're selling out fast in both lines. And the late bird—well. He may be just out of luck. Take our tip before it's too late! - READY-TO-WEAR NEW SPRING SUITS 24.50 Extra Pants $5.00 • 26.50 .28.50 Extra Pants $6.00 Extra Pants $6.50 MADE -TO -MEASURE SUITS OR TOPCOATS 'Z8.50 29.75 35.00 THE 'SPRING HATS • ARE HERE . STETSON .AN.D-..BILTMORE MAKES Tanbark, Cowboy Brown, English Grey, Plymouth Blue, Cactus Green, Teal Blue and, Squadron Blue are the colors 'you're • going to wear tri the latest styles of two-tone and match- ing bands at $3,50 $3.95 $4.50 LISTEN TO "HOUSE OF DREAMS" CKNX, EVERY FOiDAY NIGHT, 9 TO 9.30 • INISMIXINEEFININSMitnealtenealtorsonsateeneWinaSIONIM • ROYS Mrs. Harvey Dow, of Munro, spent Wednesday with her mother, Mrs. Clifford Dow. Mr. and Mrs. Campbell Dow visited with.. Mr. and Mrs. John Miller of Staffs, M -r:" Fred -Bb5t -spent •th-e- week -end in Stratford: , • • Mr. and Mrs. Clifford- Dow, Brant- ford, visited on Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. W. J. Dow. Mr. and Mrs. Watson Garbutt, of Carlingford, spent Sunday wits. Mr. and Mrs. Gordon Dow. Mr. and Mrs. Harvey Dow, of Mun- ro, spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. W. J Dow. Mrs; T eleon Brydges .spent the week -end in London. Congratulations are extended to Mrs. Ve Mair on her success in the recent contest. Mr. John Morgan, de, spent Friday in London on business. Mrs. John Morken. Sr.. is recover- ing from an attack of flu, nir. Albert liey visited With Mr. and Mrs. John Morgan, Sr., on Sun. day. -• .. Mr. Mer•viri I)ow of the R.C.A.F., )las returi ed •to (`nlgary after spend- ing the past two weeks with hie pai•• Nuts, .Mr. and Mrs. Stanley Dow, Mr. and .Mrs. (Ilea 0111, of Tlssel- dale, visited on Friday with Mr: and Mrs. W. J. Dow. A pleasant evening was spent at Ftusseldale hall on Thfrsday evening when the friends and neighbors pres- ented Mr. and M'fh:Hat•vey- Dow with a library. .table -and an occasional chair. The following is the address: "Dear Dorothy and F1'arvey: We have gathered tonight in honor of your re- cent marriage. We wish you to know that. we ,wish you well In your new life together. Dorothy, ' lou have grown up amongst us 'End weeeppre,•• tate very much the -place You have so "h,bly„• filled. Harvey, since we have come to know yob, you have become one of •us, and we take this opportun- ity of saying how much we value your courtesy and kindliness. So we ask you to accept these gifts as in a email way conveying to you both our best wishes. May their presence in your fie -IV -Lane biTii Mk warmth of friendship with which they are .given: May health, wealth and happiness be yours is the hearty wish of all pres- ent." Mr. Dow made a reply, thank- ing them on 'behalf of himself and Mrs. Dow. "Don't send any more shirts to that laundry, Maggie," said the husband. "What's wrong now?" asked his wife. "Nothing much," he replied...."Only I feel a:s if I'm wearing lace .curtains." • Mr. Drinkwell: "What time did 1 get in laelnight hompson?" Valet: "Well, sir, the grandfather ,'lock on the stairs pointed to half - last three when ,l p'r•ked rt up the, morning." • "Does money ever burn a 1101e h1 70111' pocket?" "No, The -amount I carry isn't so 11ot." • Customer: "I suppose that 1927 moth is tQ show hoe well your cart Inst.?" Dealer: No; that, is just a freak car --twelve years old anernevei• a single mortgage on it." "There ought to be only one head to every family," declared a man at tie crab. - "Quite right," agreed a little ;man, "I've just paid for hats for -nine daugh- ters!" • • The ohild of rich parents saw a o n urea! e r of youngsters streaming acr•otas the street In front of her car. "Poor little Children," she. reflect. ed. "I suppose they've got no nurses --only mothers." • The kcork'seforeman had called to see Mra. Willson, the wife of one of the employees "V'krinw, mum," he said. "I'm 'Afraid yniir husbaind Jras been badly spoiled," • i?on 'A.. tetic such •iri,ffle: Mrs. Wil• son retorted, indignantiy li ::eht ' ih r ,'' the fui "man re-' ;fi''•ri. "1r ynu don't believe me just ui true ,trona• to the job and 'see ,ohors-Iappened .to him since he got ni :.he way of the steam roller." Dead and Disabled Animals REMOVED PROMPTLY PHONE COLLECT: SEAFORTH 15 EikETER 236 DARLING AND CO. OF CANADA,