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This U.S. Naval SrOcret ,dor $ritlsh Only
The intricate mechanism of the gin on one of the over -age U.S. destroyers being turned over
to the Royal Navy is here being explained to a Royal Naval rating by one of the American sailors
who manned the destroyers during their transit from the United States to Eastern Canadian ports.
The mechanism is of a new secret type and the official censor has decided that Herr Hitler should
know nothing about it.
JUST ASMILE OR TWO
The burglar's wife was in the wit-
ness box and the prosecuting counsel
was conducting a vigorous cross-ex-
amination*:
"Madam, you are the 'wife of this
man?"
"Yes."
"You knew he was a burglar when
you married him?"
"Yes."
"How did you come to contact a
matrimonial alliance with such a
n_ah?''
"Well," said the witness sarcastic-
ally, "I was getting old and had to
choose between a lawyer and a burg-
lar."
The .cross-examination ended there.-
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"Your'doctor's out here with a flat
tire."
"Diagnose the case as flatulency of
the perimeter and charge him accord-
ingly," .ordered the garage man.
"'1 hat' , the way he does."
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"The man who .gives in when he is
wrong," said the speaker, "is wise,
hut the mat who •gives in when he is
•fight is—" -
"Mar•ried," said a weak,voice from
...e audicnce.nt-asa.nt•wt. :.,a --. _aa•
ClkeSNAPSFIOT GUILD
WATCH YOUR BACKGROUND
The sky makes an excellent backg
the subject on a high rock, and
increased the effectiveness
round for pictures of people. Posing
using a color filter over the Tens.
and appeal of this picture.
IN YOUR snapshots of people do
1 you ever run into "background"
trouble? That is, do extraneous ob-
jects behind the subject tend to at-
tract more. attention than the real
center of„interest?
This, unfortunately, is true of
many amateur snapshots. Too often
many camera -hobbyists concentrate
all their attention on the person
they are picturing and forget all
about what lies beyond. The cam-
era, however, with its critical eye,
sees all and records everything.
There are, in general, two types
of backgrounds—those that . are
plain, and those that form a com-
ponent part of the picture, the
latter, commonly called "settings,”
might be a flower garden, a wind-.
ing road, or any scene' that may
add interest or appeal. There should
be a relationship betviteen the sub-
ject'and the setting, and the picture
should be composed with this in
Mind.
' UNually, the simpler or more neu-
tral the background, the better the
picture, and if ydu desire strict
neurtra,lity---use the sky. Place your
subject on the crest of a knoll, on
top, of a high rpcky; qr event a. fence
to give enough Ifietratient `tor a low
angle shot. With no Confiiz ing ele-
ments to distra'c't ,the attention, all
interest is centered right where
you want it. In.'"making the illustra-
tion above, a medium yellow fil-
ter, commonly 'called a "K-2," was
slipped over the lens, darken'i g the
sky, and thereby separat '? the
light tones of the figures f r the
background.
If any extraneous objepts are be-
hind the subject, eliminate them by
either having the subject move, or
by changing the position of your
camera. Shooting from a higher or
lower angle or moving slightly to
one side may Often be all' that is
needed to remove unwanted mate-
rial froth the ?{eid of view. -
Remember ,that the inclusion or
the excl'•usioYl ,of baekgr ound mate-
rial is hist ai lilt 6- as' important as
the person in the picture and should
receive just as malt attention. Pse
your subjectB against She S1 , 10m,or other pliiiiitiAtirtla and noff ce' 'tlie
difference in your next snapshots.
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You don't have to be, a fisherman
to miss a good catch` because of a
weak line.
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Airman: "Is that your new girl?".
Sailor: "No'. Just the old one
painted over!"
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If things go too well wh le the boss
is on vacation, he may not like it
when he returns.
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The bridegroom who in June wa ,
ranting at dictators may wake up is
,ruly to find he married one.
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After recovering slightly from the
shock of the budget in London, one
j employer called his staff together and
'explained that there must be further
reductions in Wages.
"It means we shall .,all have to
tighten our belts," he ended. Then
after.• a moment's pause he turned to
a junior clerk, who did not appear to
be listening: "Do you understand
what I'm saying, Smith?"
"Yes, sir," replied Smith, "but it's
,.r. o- gooCi yt lling0,yme Van, t. , _My belt
broke at the budget 'before last."
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Mrs. Style: "I want a hat, but :t
must be in the latest style."
Shopman: "Kindly take a chair,
madam, and.wait a. few minutes; the
fashion is just changing,"
Three little boys were boasting of
the abilities of their respective fa-
thers.
' Said one: "My father's a musician
and when he composes a song, he
gets five 'dollars for it."
"That's nothing;" said the second.
"tMy father's an, author, and when he
writes an article, he gets 'ten dollars
for it."
"Well," said the third boy, "my
father's a • minister, and when he
preaches a sermbn it takes- six men
to •carry the money up to him."
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"What part of a motor car causes
the most accidents?"
"The nut that bolds the wheel."
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A boy had fallen into a river and -
the kind old lady stopped until he
was safely on the bank.
"How did you come to fall in?" she
asked.
"I didn't come to fall in," he said,
"I came to fish."
Three Canadian soldiers sleeping in
a tent in an English cam were awak-
ened by a terrific crash not far away.
"What was that — thunder or
bombs?" asked one of them.
"Bombs," was the laconic answer.
"Thank Heaven for -that!" chimed
in the third. "I thought we were go-
ing to have more rain."
Teacher: "George, what is an is-
land'?"
George: "An island is a place you
can't leave without a boat." '
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A lady was one of a party of sight-
seers being shown around a warship
at Portsmouth. 'Turning to the sailor
who was''h:''cting as their guide, •she
asked: "Can you tell me why sail-
ors Wear Such loose -fitting clothes?"
Rather tired of the lady's repeated
inquiries the sailor answered: "Cer-
tainly, mum. It's to allow for shrink-
age when we fall overboard."
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Mrs. Jones and her small son were
gazing anxiously at aeroplanes pass-
ing overhead.
.."It's all right," assured their next-
door' neighbor, Mrs. Smith. "They're
ours." -
Next day Mr. Jones was out with
the boy, when another batch of planes
flew over -then.
"It's all right, Dad," exclaimer} the
boy. "You needn't worry. They're
-1Wtrs. Smith's!"
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Radio Station Manager (to actor
seeking job): "Do you feel that you
can sot without. araudience?"
t''it actor: " 'h•anf>;lyti . sir, that's why
I'trt here."
A woman • w'ent to the bank en
asked for a new cheque book. "I've
lost the one you gave me yesterday,"
she said. "But it 'doesn't matter. I
Look the Precaution of signing all the
cheques as soon as I got it—so, of
course, it won't be any use to anyone
else!"
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An electrician was examining an
electric refrigerator which had been
using too much electricity but the
man could not find the reason. '
He idly asked the cook, "How do
you like the refrigerator?"
"I like it fine," *she said. "I open
the door and it cools off the whole
kitchen."
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A visitor was entering a museum
when he was stopped by the new
doorkeeper.
"Pardon me, sir," he said, "but you
most leave your umbrella here." '
"But I have no umbrella," replied
the man in surprise.
. "Then I'm afraid you must go and
get one," said the nloorkeeper firm-
ly. "That notice -says that all um-
brellas raust be left at the door."
' Knsaveri' and flattery are blood re-
lations.—Abraham Lincoln.
Under all circumstances it is bet-
ter to suffer than to degrane•oneself.
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Treat the poor with the delicacy of
thoughtful respect.
Service
The age is served by all who live
wisely, worthily and well. These serve
like stars or like the' humble lamps
of the street—by simply shining.—
R=ev. Charles G.. Ames.
Cleverness
What a man gains in cleverness he
may lose in spiritual perception; he
is indeed' great who can conquer his
dwn cleverness.—F. S. Smythe, • in+
"The Valley of Flowers."
A Good Son
A good son, who can fulfill what is
expected of him, has done his work
in life. He has to redeem the sins
of many, and restore the world's con-
fidence in children.—R. L. S.
Order
Order' is the sanity of t:ae Mind,
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the health of the body, the peace of
the city, the security of the state;
as the beams to a house, so is order
to all things.—Robert Southey.
It Will Pass
One day is dull, and we are more or,
less depressed,
Another day is fine, and all the world
is blessed;
And so this age will pass:' another
will arise,
with kindness in its heart and µis-
dom in its eyes.
Selfishness
Selfighness is the making a man's
self his own centre, the beginning
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it. Slub Cotton materials or Celanese effects. Regular values as high as
$9.5C: Colors are Brown, Sand, Light and Dark Green, Light and Dark Blues
and, Airforce. Sizes: Small, Medium and Large. Trousers and shirts to
match at
Sale 5.95
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All colors. Reg. $1.95. SALE
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BOYS' ALL WOOL SWIM TRUNKS $1 19
Penman's make. Reg. $1.50. SALE.... ■
BOYS' LACED SKINTITE TRUNKS 79c
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and end of all he doeth.—John Owen.
The Will
inhere may be some tenderness in
the conscience and yet the will be a
very stone; and as long as the will
stand's out, there is no broken heart.
—Richard Alleine.
Countenance
-A lovely countenance is the fairest
of all sights, and the sweetest harm-
ony is the sound of the voice of her
whom we love,—Bruyere.
Likes
As we cannot get what we like let,
us like what we can get, is a good
thing to remember in these days.
Confusion
A man should never be ashamed to
own he has been in the wrong, which
is but saying. in other words. that
he is wiser today than he was yes-
terday. Swift.
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