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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Expositor, 1941-07-11, Page 74.: 4 4 e ca v EWA D. ElsiT.le-ter and Soll`ckjor ', IS " 1,78 Atte nce in Bruseols Wei i*eSdaY and Satlinilar.' ' 1204 McCONNELL & HAYS Barrrh teirs, Holl lti0trs, .iter Patrick i}, MCConmeli, - H. Ole ni HaVV. SEAPORT/El, ONT. • Telephone 174 6898- H. I: McLEAN Barrister, Solicitor, Etc. SEAPORTH - - ONTARIO Branch Office - Hensall Seaforth: Phone 1731 Hensall Pion Hensel) Seaforth Phone 113 Phone 173 MEDICAL SEAFORTH CLINIC . DR. E. A. McMASTER, M.B. Graduato of University of Toronto PAUL L. BRADY, M.D. Graduate of University of Toronto The Clinic is fully equipped with complete and modern X-ray and other up-to-date diagnostic and therapeutics equipment. Dr. F. J. R. Forster, Specialist in diseases of the ear, eye, nose and throat, will beat the Clinic the first Tuesday in every month from 3 to 5 p.m. Free Well -Baby Clinic will be held on the second and last Thursday in, every month from 1 to 2 p.m. 8687 - JOHN A. 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Barker a magazine article about El Kerak, a soft of oriental Rob- in Hood -and seeing the photo- graphs again, recognizes Barker as El Ke'rall. ,She, promises to -keep his secret and seals her promise with a kiss. There was singing in the bar, Slim's voice trying to do a sentimental bal- lad. Then a kind of half 'silence, the swish: of water alongside, the sounds• of tie snip as she plodded steadily into the East, the East that Slim held. in 'such contempt, the East that Ron- ald Barker had made so peculiarly his own. • Then the sound of whispering voic- es, men's voices, beyond the shuffle- board where she could lust °see their shadows against one of the lifeboats. Without planning, but moving in- stinctively, she got into her evening wrap again and went out into the cor- ridor. Rallying her courage she ran along the gangway past ,Ronald Bar- ker's cabin and peered out on deck. The shadows on the lifeboat were still there, but the voices were more muf- flled, than before. She stepped out on deck and approached the group. They turned their backs to her, huddled' to= gether. and looked out to. sea. But their conversation stopped when she passed them, going on to the forward end of the promenade. When she re- turned they, had disappeared. It was not until she ment into' the corridor again that she realized the • risk she had taken on the deserted deck. And now her footsteps turned j instinctively aft to the bar where Slim's singing of "Mandalay," though i hideous, •was masculine, friendly and comforting. -Camilla stood for a long moment framed in the doorway before Slim and Michael saw her. Then they rose apologetically 'and asked her to join them. But social conversation was not in her mind. .'"Slim, I want you to go up to the captain w'it'h me," she said in a rush of words 'without pre- amble. "You, too, Michael." ' •Ex•plainir g as they went, Caanilla led• the way up the after companion: ladder to the upper deck and so, for- ward to the captain's quarters. Cap- tain Simpson was just taking a •night- cap with his first officer whose -watch it was. The two men bodied her in with her,,, .�►.--... am.. few of the •passengers in various de- grees of negligee assembled, asking questions. "Just some .drunken idiot having target practice at one of our, electric bulbs," Simpson said. The excitement among the pass'en• gers diminished as Camilla went with Janet Priestly to talk- th1i gs over. Slim and Michael followed the ever. down :the corridor toward Ron- ald Barker's stateroom. He met them at the open door where some of his neighbors stood inquiring. "No dam- age, Mr. Barker?" the captain asked. "None et all. Some silly ass out on deck having target practice. Woke me up, just the way it did the rest of you." "But it's your window that's, brok- en, Mr. Barker." Slim glanced out of the window and examined a piece of window glass on the carpet. It was a corrugated glass that would let in light but not vision. "Funny thing, Mu•. Barker," he said. "How do you account for the fact that splinters of the glass have fallen out- board on the deck, instead ofinside the cabin?" "So they, have! Quite remarkable! You mean that someone must have fired from the inside of the state- room." "Sure thing," Slim said. "The im- pact of a heavy bullet -it would take some of the glass -with it." -. 'Captain Simpson sat on the .bed, listening and watching. "You'd better tell the whole story, Mr. Barker," he said quietly. So, omitting Camilla's share in the adventure, Mr. Barker told what had happened. He had been warned of a possible attempt on his life aboard the 'Orizaba. He had. not believed in his danger at first, but after he had turn- ed in he found himself thinking how easy it would be for someone on the outside to take a pot '.shot at him through the half open Frenph window and get away before the alarm.'' • Barker had switched .off the 'ceiling . light, made as good an imitation as he could. of a sleeping figure. in =his bed by stuffing coverlid and under- clothing under the blankets, then turn- ed the bed light in its box so that it was dim and lay on the lounge hid- den from the deck outside. Perhaps dels.inform,ant had been mistaken. He was just getting drowsy when the sil- houette of a head darkened the win- dow. Then everything happened very tepidly. , He wasn't sure that the sil- houette Meant mischief until he saw the .glint of light .on a gun barrel. He . fired quickly, while the silhouette ,fir• ed also, aiming at the huddle under - the ?bedclothes. ' .• Barker went over to the bed and •showied where two bullets had gone through the pillow and the neckband T Of one of his best . shirts. "Pretty close .that," he said. •"Sure .thing," •Slim gasped, "And .here's wherge the bullets went through the head of the bed. ' That 'guy must have • been practising in a shooting gallery." . "It's all my fault, Mr. Barker," Simp- "You received a, wireless message yesterday, didn't you, a code mes- sage which contained the words 'do g' and 'saguache'?" companions and offered' a 'drink. But Camilla was already, telling her story in brief broken 'sentences - of the conversation She had overheard a few nights before, and of the belief that Ronald 13arker was not safe a- board bite Orizaba without a guard ov- er his stateroom at night. From smil- ing incredulity at ' 'her fears, they found her sincerity at last compelling. "You'd better, not let 'Mr. Barker know. I don't want him to 'think I'fn meddling in his affairs." "Well, it's my affair more than yours now, Miss Dean," Simpson said. "I've got orders from the come pang to put Mr. Barker safely ashore at Alexandria and I'm going to do it." Michael and Slim stood rather sheepishly while Simpson gave the or- ders. He" had hardly completecL therxr when a muffled sound of shots and a clatter of' broken @lass came from ,somewnhene below. With the 'excitement of the group gushing out of the captain's suite, there were other sound's, calls front .men of the watch ob..deek, as Chniil, lff, betbi*een Mint and liliohael, tan ciowti into the A dock saloon Where a' son went, on apologetically. "Know- ing about you I might have suspected something in a s'hip's company made up like this one is. "But 'I'm going through it with a fine-tooth comb be- fore we reach Naples." .. Lt seemed necessary in the morning for Camilla to get a new slant on the events of the previous day so that her thoughts .would make sense. An im- portant' fact seemed to emerge. Sibs had been' most earnestly embraced by a man she had met only two days before. Another 'important fact was that she seemed to 'have- liked it. She took her coffee in her room, and after her bath found herself with a new point of view which refused to. accept Mr. Barker at ,his face value. She was •glad when there was a clat- ter at the door and Josephine_ Holio- swel+' and Kitty Trimble rushed in.. All night they had been ready to explode with;curiosity,-•they said,. for the story of Camilla's• tiart in the affair vo'ab all ovet the ship; much. distorted, Mak- ing thea' a heroine of sorts. 0 .- 11�• n'oota. u :sen taint . �_ w_ �Rfe y put o e over on Asan," Josepli4se gurg'l'ed, "aird Slim and, MOO" tb say neth• r.^ - ing of all the eligible ferxiales oathis ark." "'Whet I came in tp ,trod out," Kitty Trimble said, ,"is what, you've got that I haven't got. You haven't even got the experience k of a handsome grass widow twice removed. And yet you 'walk off with the mystery man. under my very eyes;lead him out in - ,to the moonlight, whie'h makes every woman 'beautiful; so lie can make love to you; and then, just to show him how indispensable you are to him, you save: his life froth a. bunch of assas- sins." `' "There's nothing to tell except that he's half American, working for the British government -very interesting, and what you'dcall, a good egg." - "But who was .it wanted to kill hi'm and why?" "You'll have to ask him." Josie gave a sniff of impatience a- bout him- You ,warn tate man and keep him from being shot and he doesn't, even tell ,you-" "It,was none of my business.". "Or our•st, I guess you mean. Oh well - A knock on the door and a steward entered. "Captains camp 1 i m ents, Miss Dean, and ff it's convenient for you he would like to see you 'in his office at once." • The other girls rose as the steward went out. Camilla slippedinto her coat -and with a wave of her hand hurried out toward the gangway to the upper deck. She was surprised to find a number of people, who alrnost filled the cap- tain's cabin. Her glance pasted over, them quickly; passengers with whose faces ,she was familiar. There were Slim,' Michael, Ronald Barker, the Russian = Stephanov, Asad, Torelli and several. other.puen:- A steward, a member ..of the crew apparently just off duty, came inand stood near the desk where Simpson sat with the pur- ser, Mr. Disston. "-Captain Simpson asked you up here," Barker whispered, "on, the chance that you might recognize some of these men or their voices. It's pretty hopeless, but he wants you just to .sit in and' listen while they talk." She nodded and, took the chair he of- fered her. The captain addressed them all. "I invited you here because the room stewards have reported that none of you had turned in 'before half -past one o'clolk last, night. It was after that hour that a murder was attempted on this ship. Someone sneaked along A deck, in the darkness, and fired through the port•of Mr. Barker's state- room. Mr: Barker fired at the intru- der from the sofa where he was ly- ing, but in the dim light his shot' went wild. • Simpson went on, looking sternly at the faces, of his visitors. "Now, the captain of a ship," he continued, "is also chief of police, judge, jury a.nd public prosecutor. I've asked you here to testify as to what you were doing at that hour: Mr. . Asad, you were on the promenade deck just be- fore the occurrence. Will you 'stand up and tell me if you heard the shots, where you were, and what you slid?" Joseph Asad smiled cheerfully. "Gladly. I had come in• from a walk on deck where I passed Miss Dean and Mr. Barker. I stopped for a while in the Saloon to find a book and then' went down the main gangway- of B deck and stood aft talking to the chief engineer who had just come out of his office to go below to the engine room. It Was while I was talking to the chief that the shots were fired. Chief.Zimmerman, will, of course, ver- ify erify this statement if you wish it. We coulds not ,tell where the shots came from, but we went at once to the saloon on A deck where a number of other passengers were gathered. It was there that 'I heard who had been shot at. Aside from this I know noth- ing about the affair. "You have no idea as to who might have ,attenapted to murder Mr. Bar- ker?" "Not the least idea," Asad finish- ed. Captain Simpson made a signal for Mr. Asad to be seated and called on Mr. Jose Serrano to testify. Mr. Serrano was a small man with a scrubby brown pointed beard.' streaked with gray, which he stroked affectionately. "Mr. Serrano, you are an Assyrolo- gist?" asked . Captain Simpson. "Yes, sir," he said, in excellent English. "I am on my° way east to investigate some new discoveries in the Tigris -Euphrates -valley." "Did ,you ever hear of; Mr. Barker?" "In a general' way, yes: Mr. Ronaid Barker is very web ktt'own in Egypt and Palestine. I read his monograph on Borne of the Cairene • diggings. I am very glad to meet him in the flesh." "Can you imagine ant reason why anyibody,.on this ship '!Mould want to l ilt'11m?" "1 cannot." (Continued Neht Week) • Truth ??tire truth cannot assimilated ,y._-.,. •r'-' »- - 11 the tal'e'W`d it: 1� -••C mmnin y , be- 0 4. fiat- -' - d vs b e tit • bi'i.-•-- ., de c agi '� k"re ri `.'i'hree iteins which appeared -ixii thej The fiir41 judgment is g , press of the Morning et, July ,241. 'ageg o °history':,: 4,4t socce I` Meet mean much ,for lite peace of the wino MO' #3e4"_ dceru 11' 'Fa,cl1e and'the Far East • pfialse Me wiie''tixo, and erect naoriu bout' 1 filet, 4. nutter •front the .wings of the if . t. ,tanks, they' wilt detrounee :those bird of peace, is wort; t a . moment's w'ho supported. it, 4owing little or. thought, `even' a passim_;" comm aotltxlag oy fie gtxldf ig forces. 'whtc the items are ans iollow's---+lute them. fietgrmined the mistaken act o,n. Once with care' -they appear 'as : trifles•.- but Cbanvberlain. returned from a 'Visit to sometimes trifles,' light as air, indi Hitler and annouueed with joy tl ; tate the; fate of Men and 'nations. hek had brought about :peace, '•'in sour 1. Jyly lot -"Reports from Tok- own time."'. A • great American, states, yo said it . was likely . Matsuoka man, Woodrow Wilson+, laid the four would be ousted shortly -as •the re- dations of a League of Nations, '•If suit of powerful oppositiofr;`�'•to his either of these had : produced . the policies, especially the nei1trality pact with Russia, and bis‘continued demands for Axle collaboration. 5higemitsu would take his place. "He is regarded as a strong ad- vocate of British -American -Japanese friendship.." 2. July lst-"Jhp and Anzac Bonds Rise 'Sharply, N. Y. -Tok- yo's 51/2' per cent bonds rose three points today. ' Japan's 64' 's were up 1 at 731/2. Australian bonds were, also. tip." ,3. July 1st -"The Japanese 'yen advanced .14 cent to 23.62 cents, a new 1941 high, coincident with strength shown by Japanese dollar loans in the bond market. Money dealers) said ' • the gain may have come from rumors that the United States 'and Great . Britain' .had a' chance to pull Japan away from the Axis." Taken separately, these items -nay mean little.. Considered . together, they may mean much. The return to Japan of the Japanese Ambassador from Great Britain may suggest the beginning of a change in the mind of Japan. The rise in the price- of the Japanese yen and an upward' move- ment in Tokyo and Anzac bonds may suggest that at least war is not im- mediately imminent in the Pacific and that the advocates of peace may still have a voice in the flowery Kingdom. Japan was, at one time, an ally of Great Britain. In those days she kept her word with scrupulous exact- ness -still does, otherwise; in her present economic situation, Japanese bonds would not be'worth-as-much as they are in the New York market. They have little back of them except the promise and past performance of Japan- . ' There is this to be said in defence of Hitler -he acts as the 'horrible ex- ample. The tattered drunkard is an ccular demonstration of the evils of intemperance. Adolph Hitler is• a perfectly . unscrupulous', forthright, outright and downright liar. He has admitted it himself. He has. proved :he point. It remains to be seen how 'far a cheap carbon copy -of Ananias may get away with it in the realm of statesmanship. He wrote a book which denounced Russia and every- thing associated with it. He made an agreement with Russia. He tore the agreement to pieces without a single suggestion- that t,1�te Russians had. in .nny way violated their end of the ac- cord. - It suited his purpose. So long as the treaty was of value to Ger- many he would keep it.. It would not be retained for a day after it ceased to pay. The Japanese are, not with- out political astuteness. . On the .day that Germany crossed the border of Russia, Japan must have realized elea'rly that to become a friend of Germany was more dangerous than to remain ,an enemy. As an enemy, one could- be on guard-o'therw-ise. it was possible to be murdered in one's sleep without even having a chance to choose the method by'which the fool deed was to be done. There are always those who, at the outbreak of war, become exceedingly belligerent. . No sooner do we take on one nation in combat than they Want us to take on another. If ono side of. the world is in flames they would advocate an' incendiary policy for the rest of the world. They seem- ed anxious that the United States, Great Britain and associates, should get into a war.. with Japan. There was no advantage in such a policy.• Winston Churchill never takes his eye off the the main point. The . ject of civilization today' is to •.def : at Hitler. Once that task is accomplish- ed, if it is done with thoroughness, the world will probably settle down -each nation .striving its' best to avoid future conflicts. The evil voice of Hitler is the dominant note in the present malaise of the world. When he is gone, the world will feel better -at least if it does not, it will only have itself to blame. Great Britain, the United States, Canada and the British Dominions have acted with the greatest reason and restraint so far as Japan is con- cerned. Our position in the Far East was strengthened. That was not provocative policy -it was protec- tive action. It was not aggressive -- but defensive. Everything that could be done with reason was,done by way of suggesting that peace was better than war -not only was it bet- ter but it was more profitable. The iron hand was under the velvet glove, but the interested nations were quite clear on one point -they would be quick to defend -slow to provoke. In the present stage of world de- velopment, this is the best approach to peace. Appeasement is, after all, .' . ue 'tfn to1i'1.- ing high h bones' oI thea h' . a•s no longe:*;? ;. once; h r,. If 1"i' nce ltal. ! t ..tfriea as drd ril what would hove�ki £a13" might thi.?i. bate ter if she band 'thought 11. still, lived. It *cello h ave Aibicon Struggle in si'tyt•; bania would not have be Greece wpuRl not have been; ed- Perhaps whole tion would have taken': ort" a= appearance- We: w'oul'd ibave 'bee able to strengthen Turkey's,-.potq io in• the : East° .The. .Mediterranean would have been open: for • ordinary traffic; but these things did net hap pen. We are only discussing the 'ifs'„ of history. France no longer,„had the';'` power to act -even the will which: might have helped her' to leanupon another was gone. -Y.. Who knows what willhapppen to- morrow, six months or a year from today? Hitler has thrown caution to the .winds and decided to. occupy Rus- sia. That is as difficultand danger- ous as undertaking as ever faced a conqueror. The United States has a little over three million square miles. of territory --Russia has eight. Rus- sia is as ilarge as the continent of North America -1,200,000 square miles, larger than South America- biggee than two Europes put together! The United' States has • one hundred and thirty rnillion people; Russia has over. two hundred million. Russia has nev- er been defeated by external attack. She was defeated in the last war, by internal revolution. She'is unques- tionably stronger now that she was then. Russian policy has been realis- tic. It wanted to avoid war. There was a reason for- that. The •pro'blent. of internal development in Russia is one which will ,require all the energy of the Russian people for the next century, perhaps for all time. Itis a country of tremendous natural' resour- ces with almost endless 'horizon There is opportunity for :Russiane pension in every line of .human effort. •. The greatest "if" in all the world to- day is involved in this conflict be - 'ween Germany and Russia. A few short months or years from now, the question • under review may very well be:.. What would have happened in Hitler's war of conquest if he hadn't. invaded Russia? fruits of the peace they promised, history would have awarded these men high places: The world must al- ways be blind to potential. achieve- ments -it judges the wisdotn of men by their works. 1F The historian will always find an interesting subject for discussion in.. posing the oft 'asked,.'question: What would have happened if the pages of history had been reversed and the victors had been the vanquished. on -some of these' hard fought battles? Whe:e, today, would have been the world, as we know it, if the Spanish Armada had won -if Wellington had been defeated at Waterloo -if the South had been successful at Gettys- burg? These are only a few of the "ifs" in history. Their number is endless. One might carry it on in- definitely. Turning to the right or to the left at the fork of a 'road may make or mar the life of the individu- al. He may turn left and remain a mute, inglorious Milton -turn right and become, one of the great in the nation's role of fame and honor. .Looking now at this war, not yet two years old, the same ir,tiusive word suggests itself: What wound have happened at the outbreak of war if, ell Europe including Russia, ha4 united in one common block in pr - fest against the madness of Hitler?, Is ,that the stuff of dreams? If there -is one thing common to democ- racies it is their spirit of independ- ence -the extreme difficulty of flicluc ing them to take united action. Their individuality, their love of. freedom, militates' against such gietion. The ' characteristics which are th ei r strength and power, in this case, be- come their destruction. There are other "ifs" which are not quite so impossible: What would have happened if, at the opening of the war, Great 'Britain and France, com- bined, had presented to Italy this ultimatum: "Decide now -fight for or against us. .We array be defeated. in this combat but we will not be stab- bed in the back." Italy might liave stayedout and pledged us guarantees that she•would' do so. • Remember, Italy came in only Hope The men who are cheerful and hopeful have the surest promise of. success. crieSNAPSNOT GUILD ''PROBLEM" PICTURES 'Problem" pictures -showing amusing situations at home -add to your album. Think of such situations that have occurred house -then re-ena th for the camerae HOW a subject in an amusi g "flx"-a problem situation . d you have an entertaining pict': re. All manner of simple everyd p y problems can be used for pictu purposes -and '11 you just show th situation clearly, these snapshots never fail to be interesting. If there's an o171, worn-out alarm clock in the junk box or the at fish it oat, let' Johnny the works apart, and then a shot of him trying to make everything go back in place. If there's a puppy' at your house, pose him with a couple of cans of dog food, and a can -opener on the floor in front of him. Scold him a bit, and you'll get a doleful expres- sion that makes the picture p'eefect. Here's ,another. Once I tried to bake an angel food cake, and it fell so flat we tried to' use it for auto- mobile tire patches. Now, why not get hubby to don an apron. Theft have him hold a cake pan, sand pie - only .the search for a means of pre pie - tire him lifting a big brittle,:sugar s4rving pewee liy tine_ tiniz ration of cookie out of itr That's the noire as his baffled expression will re' eal ;--and you'll h'a've a abet that really u dings the bell." - ,Asin how about Nantes of hnb or • Uttcl Jahr► t ' e ru 'n 0 . __ g�x 8 AA, and $bslbg reason and common sense to points of differences. Because appeasement failed with Germany does not, nec- essarily, mean thatitroust always fail, The Medan of poltey pends to sortie a tent upoki tshanCe: F in M .'LSd,d eate±lSfi ti.Y Ja4.ticl. interest at your the collar button? It has happened to everybody. And it is worth sev eral pictures -a sequence- conclud-ing with the final triumphant recov- ery of the elusive button. Just lacy it! Often, in the comic strips or hu-, orous magazines, you find si'tua- ions ' that will make good snap- shots, with real people in them. Some tine ago, one mimic -strip showed a man trying to even up the legs of a tall kitchen stool, so it would stand level. Bit by bit, he sawed small sections off each leg -'- until he wound up with nothing more than a footstool- If you have an old, broken-down stool around somewhere, try this it, too, Will make a marvelous snapshot 'int quence, with -five or start piottri'es all eirually hinny. ' • Just sit down and recall amusing, things that have happened at /UMW', in the past., Does the,kitten get.hiii• self' all 'tairgi`ed up hi C4randttiotheug yarn-beyoisd -es'etipti7 Did Snort e'V thump your libgsi' With :a hanixmera trying to hang it pleturol ' tetr e'. db` tt outfit thlrigs•• het. Ottt thee* Into- e len" tiita"tiotlt' SiniPti l tp. t�•s a. d*at,e $`b 9a'tr 'lb t�' un`• tM1Cii" diYle9Cls: 396'..- ,t, d,tiri�Klil) 119 {� f 4M1 G Hf• Mk Pet,