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DANCEY& BOLSBY
BARRISTERS, SOLICITORS, ETC.
LOFTUS E. DANCEY, K.C.
P. J. BOLSBY
GODERICH - BRUSSELS
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ELMER D. BELL, B.A.
Successor to John H. Best
Barrister, Solicitor, Notary Public.
Seaforth Ontario •
12-36
PATRICK D. McCONNELL
, Barrister, _Solicitor, Notary Public,
Ete. ,
Office in the Smith Block - Seaforth
3679-tf
VETERINARY
• A. R. CAMPBELL, V.S.
Graduate of Ontario Veterinary Col-
lege, University of Toronto. All dis-
eases of domestic animals treated by
the most modern principles Charges
,seasonahle. Day or night calls
promptly attended to. office on Main
Street, Hensel), opposite Town Hall.
Phone 116. Breeder of Scottish Ter-
riers, 'Inverness Kennels, Hensall.
12-37
MEDICAL
SEAFORTH CLINIC
DR. E. A. hicMASTER, M.B.
Graduate of University of Toronto
J. D. COLQUHOUN, M.D., C.M.
Graduate of Dalhousie 'University,
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The Clinic is fully equipped with
complete and modern X-ray and other
tip -to -date diagnostic and thereuptic
eqdipment.
Dr. Margaret K. Campbell, M.D.,
L.A.B.P„ Specialist in diseases in in-
fants and children', will be at, the
Clinic last Thursday in every month
from 3 to 6 p.m.
Dr. F. J. •R. Forster, Specialist in
diseases of the ear, eye, nose and
throat, will be at the Clinic the first
Tuesday in every month from 4 to 6
p.m.
Free Welt -Baby Clinic will be held
on the second and last Thursday in
every month from 1 to 2 p.m: '
3687-
W. C. SPROAT, M.D., F.A.C.S.
Physician and Surgeon -
Phone 90. Office John St., Seaforth.
12-38
DR. F. J. BURROWS
Offiee Main Street, Seaforth, Domin-
ion Bank Bldg. Residence, Goderich
Steeet, two doors west of United
Church Phone 46.
12-36
DR. HUGH H. ROSS
Graduate of University of Toronto,
Faculty et Medicine, member of Col-
lege of Physicians and Surgeons of
Ontario; pass graduate course in
--Chicago Clinical School of Chicago ;
Royal Opthalmie Hospital, London,
En.glarrd; University Hospital, Lon-
don, England. Office -Back of Do-
minion Bank, Seaforth. Phone No. 5.
Night calls answered from residence,
Victoria Street, Seaforth.
12-88
DR. F. J. R. FORSTER
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat
Graduate in Medicine, University
of Toronto.
Late assistant New York Opthal-
mei and, Aural 'Institute, Moorefield's
Eye and_Golden Square Throat Hos-
Pita's, London, Eng. At Commercial
Hotel, Seatorth, third Wednesday in
each month, from 1.30 P.m. to 4.30
p.m. 53 Waterloo Street South, Strat-
ford. ,
12-37
DENTAL
,
OR. J. A. McTAGGART
Graduate Royal College of Dental
Surgeons, Toronto. , Office at Hensel],
Ont. Phone 106.
12-87
AUCTIONEERS
TENTH- INSTAL'M' ENT
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SYNOPSIS
With hie Partner, Rosy Rand,
Dave Tnreeris on. -his Way to bis
epoch at Soledad. Beth Men
rettlrning Mom Prison where they •
have served BellienceS "fee unjust ••
beevietione. On the train, Which,
earrying a large Sinn of money,
Rosy's quick action 'end straight
sheeting' foils 'A hold -Up: While
Dave saves the life of Martin
Quinn, a gambler, who is being
threatened by a desperado. Stop-
ping at Single ehot, the sheriff
tells Dave he is not wanted. Quinn
defends Dave but Dave and Rand
go to Soledad to Meet Mary,
Dave's sister, and proceed on
horseback to the ranch. Mary re-
veals she is married and tells
Dave that tee ranch is doing poor-
ly, being 'beset by nesters andin-
volved in a claim dispute. Sud-
denly a shot from the darkness
topples Dave, fromhis horse.
Rosy fires and kills the unknown
assailant and they rush to the
ranch to. treat Dave's severe scalp:
, wertand. Next morning, at break-
fast, DaveaThdeRogy discover that
Mary is now cooking for. the
ranch.bands-a bad sign. After •
discussing financial matters with
Mary Dave and Rosy saddle hors-
es and: leave for Single Shot to
,see the town banker, Mr. Pear-
son. Mortgage is renewed and
Dave decides to get enough money
to, pay off mortgage by raising
alfalfa and selling it. Following
night the lake is blown up and
Dave inwardly accuses Hammond..
The latter blames Dave. A chance.
ineeting of the two gives them'
an opportunity to clear away this
false impression. The bent now
turns. to •Crowell, the mysterious
man of iatteens and ambitions.
Rosy's guns spoke in three lances
of dame, the last shot bringing
darknese. Rosy pushed Laredo from
him, then moved quickly after the
little foreman. As ,Rosy. expected,
the intuited outlaw had drawn his
guns and was shooting in the dark.
He shoved th.e door open and fell for-
ward. A whine of slo ng over
his head. He roiled out of range,
dragging Laredo,, and lunged to his
feet.
Across the street fronting square-
ly on the alley was the sheriffs
office. Rosy made for it. He remem-
bered the ro-om contained, a cot and
without striking a mato]] he found
it. hared° was sleeping peacefully
as Rosy laid him on the cot. He left
the building, closing the door care -
filly behind him.
He drew a deep breath. Things
were shaping up. He knew now that
the understrapper in the saloon had
been following 13,1M, and that the
fight with Laredo had merely been
a pretense to shoot it out with bim,
Rosy. The man had wanted to kill
him. Why? Who was Sayres?
Laredo had told so little about tem
that Rosy was curious..
He fished around for a stub of a
pencil in his pocket, tore the back
off a soiled envelope and wrote :
Quinn: If I was you, fel change
my room tonigtht. Rand." Maybe it
was unnecessary, but this under-
strairper had seen him talking to
Quinn, and Rosy didn't want the
gambler pulled into the trouble.
lie flagged a young Mexican,
gave him a dollar and tolci bina to
deliver the note to Quinn.
Then Rosy' ducked back into the
alley and headed for the livery
stable.
Tile office of tbe livery stable' was:
lighted and Rosy strolled in. An old
ma.n was sitting at a desk, poring
over a feed catalogue. Rosy sized
him up in a glance. The man had
good eyes, a kind, homely face, and
was slow in movement as he looked
up at Rosy while still leafing the pag-
PS.
"Oh," Rosy said. "The other fel-
ler ain't here?"
"rhe night aidan? Loouie? No. I
HAROLD DALE
Licensed Auctioneer
Specialist In farm and -household
sales. Prices reesonable. For dates
end infortnation, write or phone Har-
old Date. Phone 149, Seafortb, or
*MAY at The Expositor Offite.
12-31
Safree Was the ' Man who had done
the driamitinel?
• Be didn't Ituow, but he was goteg
to lied OUt. He heard a train whistle
far eff and headed for the station'.
"Yen On , mornings run out of
here?" • , •
"Sure. Beery other Morning.
Why?"
"Was there a little ,short j.asper
got on here this morning? Dark, in
black clothes, city clothes. •Had
black eyes, and pretty mouthy in his
talk."
Hoagy snapped his fingers. "I re-
member him. I never did find out
where he got of. I never seen
and I didn't get his ticket."
"Then he got off?" Rosy Said
eagerly. "Where?"
"Before Walpais, the first town
east." ' •
"That's all I wanted. to know."
He jogged up the alley, turned at
the bank, walked over to the Free
Throw and got his horse. As he
swung past the hotel, his bay was at
full gallop.
Rosy reached the ranch well atter
one o'clock: • The 'house was dark,
still, end lie wonderedif Hank Lowe
had stayed all night.
• He let down the corral bars, un-
hooked his hull and slung it off his
bay, whistling in a minor key the
while. He heard a tetarp object
strike the hare and he stopped.
"That cinch buckle," he groaned
softly. "If I „don't find it tonight, I
never wilt"
He slung the saddle over the con
raebars, then strode over to the barn.
Squatting, aa,e struck a match and
started to look for the buckle.
A low cry escaped him.
There, in the soft dirt of the cor-
ral, was the same bootprint that be
tia.d seen, at the lake!
He stared unbelieving, his mend
racing. Tbe match burned him and
died, and he' struck •anothen. This
time he measured the track, but he
knew it was the same. Whose could
it be? His? No.! Mary's or Dave's?
No. The sheriff's? Hardly. Win-
ter's? . . . Yes! Now he remem-
bered. Winters wore army boots, or
eastern riding boots.'
Rosy squatted against tbe barn,
his heart numb. It was Winters, all
right. Whether he wanted to be-
lieve it or not, Winters knew about
the lake being dynamited,- This, to-
gether with Quinn's eviceence, was
damning. And the cigarette butt.
Sick at 'heart, be turned into the
stable, crawled up into the loft to
wait for dawn.
Rosy sae erect with a lung -e. He
had been asleep and it was already
daylight. . Was he too late? No,
there was the sheriff's oice below,
and Winters' genial leugh. He found
a crack in the boards and could look
down into the corral. They were
saddling up.
"You like an early start, don't
you?" the sheriff drawled amiably.
"Sure. I'm up every morning be-
fore the rest of them are," Winters
said.
• Rosy saw Winters let down the
corral gate, and both men led their
horses through.
"Say," the gberiff said. "I might
ride down. with you at that. It's
early yet."
"I've got to ride over and tell
those nesters about the lake," Win-
ters said. "Maybe it'll crowd you."
"Yeah. Guess f better not at that.
I111 put me in town pretty late.
Well, so long." •
Beth men mounted, the sheriff
'heading up the long slope to the
notch, Winters to ,the south toward
Soledad.
all about?" else cried, -
"Wdee don't e011 tell ;Mee Isn't it
half My spread? Are ,you afraid, I
pane bear to hear the I-4'0hr
`What did' Hank tell yeti?" Rosy
akked. • '•
"Nothing!. 'Except that the lake
had been blown out on fep of Ham-
mond's mine, and both jt and our
spread are ruined."
Rosy shook his head slowly, pre-
-paring his lie. "1t"� no wonder Hank
didn't tell you any more. He.
couldn't. None of us' can. We done
know who' did it. But one thing
we're sure of -Hammond didn't."
Mary sighed and turned to the
stove.
That was over, but the worst was
to come, Rosy thought. put it off
until fresh hotcakes were before him
and he had put away a plateful.
"Setae Jaspers cominr to try and
buy the raech this mornin'," he an-
nounced.
"Who?"
"Dunne," he, lied coolly. "Just
heard. Dave heard about it too. He
says not to sell just in case he wasn't
home when this jasper got here."
"I want you to hide me so I can
hear what this jasper says that
'wants to buy the ranch." I got to."
His serious tone impressed Mary,
for ghe nodded mutely.
"It's none of my business, under-
stand," Rosy said, knowing that he
was blushing, but persisting any-
way; "bud I've got to hear him."
"Can you tell me why, Rosy?"
she asked hien. •
"Wait!" Rosy eommanded, hold-
ing up his hand. They ' were quiet.
The steady beat .of hoofs came to
them and Mary ran to the window.
"Why, it's Ted - and a stranger.
Is that the man, Rosy?"
. "I reckon." 'Rosy said shortly.
"Where oan I hide? Aed you better.
get these dishes cleared away."
Mary ran to the front room, Rosy
following her. He picked the low
davenport, over which a huge Navajo
rug was thrown for his biding place.
Mary, held it up while he crawled
under. As he was on his knees ee
looked up at her. "Remember. Don't
sign anything. And believe me, I'm
trying to help you."
He heard the two men enter the
kitchen, the sound of voices, thee
Mary saying distinctly: "Come into
the front roone Mr. Crowell."
Rosy heard them enter the room
and lake chairs around the fireplace,
which was cold now. Crowell offer-
ed Winters a cigar, whioh he accept-
ed with thanks, and lighted.
Winters spoke now, his voice
thick with cigar smoke. "I met W.
Crowell orr the. way to Soledad, dar-
ling, and he asked me to come back
with him. I think the's going to give
us some money, so listen carefully."
"Mrs. Winters," Crowell began, and
Rosy noticed his voice was confident
,P
and smooth, perhaps you didn't re-
member ray name.. I'm the Crowell
that's written you about selling the
ranch."
"But I thought -I -I thought those
letters were written by Hammond,
and justesigaaed 'Crowell'."
"Hammond?" Crowell asked vague-
ly.
"Yes. He owns 'the Draw Three
mine in Single Shot. Frankly, I was
sure) it was Hammond because no one
ever caore to inquire in person."
Crowell laughed genially. " I waS
merely feeling you out because this
ranching syndicate I work for wasn't
quite sure it wanted the property.
We are now, however." ,
"I'm sorry," Mary mid. "I don't
want to sell."
"That's strange," Crowell said.
"When I talked with your brother
last night, he was sure that you'd
want to sell, too."
"Toe?" Mary said.
Rosy heard some papers rustle.
"Yes. In my hotel room last night
when he signed this deed, he told me
he tbought you'd be willing to let
your half go for a reasonable price,
now that the water's gone,"
The paper rustled again and Rosy
heard Mary gasp. "But -it's signed.
"Signed by Dave?"
"Is thera anything the matter?"
Crowell asked politely.
• "No. I'm sorry," Mary said. "It
-it was just such a surprise. When
did you see him, Mr. Crowell?"
"I can tell you exactly," Crowell
said. "He had to run to catch the
train."
"Train? He's left town?"
"I presume se."
Rosy raged silently. Where had
Crowell got Dave's signature? A
forgery?
(Continued Next Week)
Winters had done a smooth job of
getting the sheriff out of the way.
Rosy thOught bitterly. With a sink-
ing heart, Rosy admitted teat it
looked as if Winters was expecting
Crowell, and had gone down to
meet him.
He climbed down into a stall and
gat on a' feedbox.
He built a cigarette to steady his
nerves before he saw Mary. What
was he going to tell her?
Filially, he hitched up his belt and
, earno into your office you told ele
13r bad he settled down for a Mee long
StaleeMan who had pestered him much
boomed the voice of a, persistent
sinokei when' a hearty band slapped
[hint on the back, end Into his Bar
Sialegman, "I'M here for the appoint -
en earth.
Sieleaniatt Went on: "Weil 'title I
anent"
You'd See me hal& ,
"Why dente you remeMber?'4 the
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"Well, Mr. Smith," chortled the
The business man had died and
gone to -well, not heaven. But bard-
le
n.!V!
The man had wanted to kill him. Why? Who 'vas Sayres?
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him over the redie: The eenirtsdeeett
'Mt the other hazel, haft ittedhY 0094'
sources of information Me• whieb be
tan rely. Molt of tease eoneernethe
behavior of annuals, bledi"and fideeeti
and it is astonietning .how acon'ate
some ef these "natmal barometers"
can be. But, of eouree, to get the full
benefit from them, You Must be aide
to read and, understand the "teams!'
I remember once „,meeting • a very
eacperieneed shepherd whose ability
to foretell the weather was the envy
of every young person in the local-
ity. He achieved this reputation 'sim-
ply by watching his sheep. Old lee,
as we tiled to call him, w-ould tell you
that if his animals sheltered beside
a hedge, even though the sky were
blue at the time, there would be rain
within 24 hours. And there usually
was.
A number of these' "animal barom-
eters" are what we might call one-
way weather prephets-that is, they
can °ray, tell, by their behavior, when
it is going to rain. But Old Joe
used to say he could tell equally well
when we were going to have a spell
of fine weather, for at sea time sI his
sheep would leep well out in the op-
en.
give him the nigch/i off. Anythitig I
can do for you?"
'Where does this gapes hang out
et?".
"Heed to be up in them badlands
behind Old Cartridge, but they tell
me he's pulled out of there. You got
to ride up the valley a ways', then
turn east into them -mountains. They
say you can git acrost them, but
I'm (longed if I know how. Sayres
does. Leastsrays, people think that's
Where he hangs out."
"Much obliged', old-timer," Rosy
said. al reckon I'll look Somewhere
else."
Ile seeing out the door into the
'night. That helped. Could it be
•ir
walked toward the house.
Inside, Mary Idoked up from the
table. She had been sitting staring
out the window.
R.64." She forced a weak
smile. "Where's Dave?"
"He stayed in town. He had some
business."
"I didn't hear you come in."
' "I'm part Injun," Rosy grinned.
"Reckon yeti got any cold het.
cakes I can have?" He cursed him-
self for not brushing bhe hay off his
clothes better.
"Sure. And the coffee's hot.", She
rose.
Suddenly, Mary 'Whirled.
"What 'will we do, Rosy? What's it
Celery Sauce
1 peck ripe tomatoes (peeled)
12 onions
4 heads of celery chopped fine
6 small or 3 large peppers
2 tbs. brown sugar
5 tablespoons salt
6 cups vinegar. ,
Boil les hoers or until done.
Sugar Beet Crop
The Snakes Helped
Another useful indicator on which
this shepherd was. wont to rely was
the behavior of snakes, of which
there were were any number on the
downs Where he lived. If he didn't
come across any during the course of
his wanderings, he concluded that the
following day would be wet. if, on
the other hand, there were plenty,
and if they were active, fine weather
was indicated.
The behavior of certain inseats has
long been relied upon by countryfolk
in search of weather portents. The
common spider, fer example, is ac-
knowledged to be a very useful guide
10 Many rural districts. • If the wea-
ther is going to be wet, ,the thread's
supporting the webs becomeabort
and the spiders themselves grow lazy
and are slow of movement The op-
posite is said to foretell fine weather
and some folk aver that abnormal ac-
tivity on the part of th,e spiders her-
alds the arrival of a beat -wave.
Many kinds of birds, too, can fore-
tell the weather.
Most people know that when swal-
lows, for instance, fly close to the
ground, wet weather is probably a-
head. But how many of you, I won -
tier, know the reasonfor this beha-
vior? The secret lies" in. the fact that
when rain is coming, insects- the
swallows' food -invariably hover Giese
t� the ground, and in flying low, the
swallow is merely looking for his din-
ner where he knows he has the best
chance of finding it. If you now ask
what makes the insects fly low, I am
bound to admit that there you Stave
me.
What the Gulls Told
In districts bordering the sea, the
common gull is gene ally regarded
as a" reliable guide to next day's
eather conditions. Indeed., so accu-
rate In re these "barometers," that
even the Meteorological Office takes
rotice of .them, for in certain coastal
areas the Office bas special observ-
ers whose job, in part, is to note the
movements of gulls. If the birde are
seen eying inland in large numbers,
co d weather can safely be predicted,
while if' they remain at sea the Dade
catien is the reverse.
Even the humble little water hen -
or moorhen, as it is called in
some localities -is no mean weather
prophet. The other day I was exam-
ining the nest of one of these she
eater -birds on a farm in Bedford-
shire. The nest, which contained 7
es -es, had been built in some bushes
ooehanuing one of the farm ponds
at a height of about six inches froth,
the water -surface.
'Oh -ho!" observed the farm hand
te whom I pointed out this nest
'We're in for a very dry summer, I
see."
"What makes you think that?" I
asked, s•onsewhat mystified.
My companion laughed. "Well," he
said, "it's this way. Waterhens are
the best barometers; we have on the
fa:.m. They always seem to know,
well ahead, what the weather's going
tt) he, and act accordingly.
"If they build close to the sur-
face, as this pair has done, it means
that they are satisfied that the nest,
which, of , course, is firmly fixed
among the twigs, will not be sub-
mersed. Hence we can safely say
that we are not going to have a
leavy fall of rain. -.during bhe next
month or two, anyway."
9 rhele90
.1100e •498/913
eft would have; •
t4eired,h1Y frrehgt jitm
cIeverness.,' Titer
danger just in time, Aug,
'feverishly, piling oxi "More ,14..taa*,
titian 'and rnehnet. le Wee A' daVern,ff
race against, the water, hat, they iron,
ll ,
TY their meted eiortS *bey JUsit'
saved the situation, and the bele wee
able to lay her eggs in a dry. neat.
But it as only when .the water
went dowrt that we sosuld see Tape a
eIese shave it thad been. Ingtead of
the usual shallow bottomed MIA,
there was an extraordinarily big
structure aboet 18 inches 1300 --
quite the oddest Waterben's nest • I've
ever Ecet eyes on!"
In conclusion, I want to tell you
about one other little bird wbo some-
times proves a useful -barometer to
those who dwell in or near • woods. He
is the green woodpecker.
For some reason which I bave
ttever been able to discover, this
handsome little -sprite the woods;
normally not very "vocal;" invaria-
bly finds his voice during the •hours
preceding a thunderstorm. At" euch
times you will hear his "yaffie," or
clear-cut, ringing laugh, for quite
long distances.
I once met a cottager in Hamp-
shire wthe told me that if, in the
morning, he could hear the wood-
pecker calling in the copse adjoining
his cottage, he always warned his
wife not to hang out the day's wash-
ing in the garden. as rain was a cer-
tainty before nightfall. I believe he
was never known to be wrong.
NO RIGH.'
Schoolbop
Howlers
The beet crop never looked more
plomising than it does Mit year. The
commercial crap of approximately
26,000 measured acres is uniformly
goad in all districts, and losses since
seeding have been slight Axi abund-
ant growth and healpy appearance
of leaves gives promise of good root
development, and unless bigh*temper-
attires with eaCessive hutaidity 'cause
Leaf Spot within, the nela few' weeks,
the ,yield should be excellent. With a
guaranteed price of one cletilar per ton
above that ot lest year, the price com-
pares favourably With latices of other
farm crOpS, Moat of which are belolv
• the level of a year ago.
Following is a list of schoolboy
howlers complied from replies by sta-
eents to questionson examination
questions:
The male ostrioh sits on the nest
eggs for hours, during the day, while
during the night he watches his fam-
ily.
Taxes are things what people won't
pay. They are 'Used to keep the roads
nice.
Milk is very good for babies. It
keeps them quiet while mother has a
gossip.
The Arctice -Circle is the circle in
the Arctic region where it is day
all clay long.
A stethescope- is a spy glass for
looking into people's chests with your
ears.
A mosquito is bhe child of black
and white parents.
Mussolini is a sort of material us-
ed for ladies' stocking&
A pedestrian is one of those people
motonists run over.
The Gorgon,s looked like women -
only more horrible.
The function of the stomach is to
hold up the petticoat.
About the Waterhen
Well, that incident occurred about
ex weeks ago, and, at the time of
writing, the countryside is still suf-
fering from a prolonged drought. So
you see those little birds knew well
what they were doing.
The aceeracy of the waterhen as
a weather prophet, my informant on
the farm told me, was ghowu in a
:remarkable way' tiering the course of
one very wet summer a few years
back.
"On that occasion," he said, "a
waterhen built so high above the
water -surface bhat we all said She
vould live to rue it for there
seemed no possibility of the water
rising anywhere near the nest which
would, of course, mean difficulty, for
the chicks when they were thatched.
It did, though. After weeks of rain,
thepond filled up to within a few
inches of the nest. So that water -
hen bee the laugh on us after all."
This friendly farm-hand had seen
Peered of waterthene' nests, he told
nte, and had never yet known one to
be spbmerged, though he recalled
one that came vele* near to disaster.
'I want to ball you about thee meet, for
It ,was decidedly Out of the ordinary.
Accerding te him* the birds began
banding early this year, ohoosing a
Immortality 49 running away with
another man's wife.
The equator is an imaginary lion
running through the tropics with both
ends meet in the middle..
•
vegetarinit •
He was 'be kee
My father bee. eJL
a.guMbersof yeans,, .4
Tbe cold at the North Pole is so
great that the towns there are not
i nimbi ted.
Ambiguous means having two wires
and not being able to get rid of
them.
, I
The opposite of an_iipri
a downright' in-ann
but B is a dowMight idiot. •
Milk is chiefly bought 4a.,
it also grows n.coeoa,nets
An optimist is a man who looks
after your eyes; a peseimist looks af-
ter your feet.
Explain the phrase "missing the
mark." This means a woman who
hasn't got her man.
The lifeboat is wonderfully con-
structed so that it can carry more
than it can hold.
When is the best time for pi
apples? On. Sumlay afternoW
the folksit, in. charoh.
A sincere friend is one who
pasty things to your face.
5
'Which does more damage, fire Or
water?", '
"Both."
"Weal do you metier
"Firewater!"
•
A friend crane reprimanded Will •
Rogers for this use of 'ain't"
To the well-intentioned rebuke, Will
replied: "Maybe ain't abet So cor-
rect, but 1 notice lots of fake who
ain't using ain't, ain't eatine"
•
Milliner: "Pardee, Madame. This
is the bat you just bought; that's the
box you're wearing?'
•
Father: "Isn't it time you were en,
tertaining the prospect of matri-
mony?"
Daughter: "Not quite, dad, He
won't be here until eight o'clock," '
•
Two Women had just come out it
a local theater after seeing "Robin
Hood."
"I liked it," said one, "except that
they theme show the part where he
shootg the apple off his eon's head." •
"That wasn't 'Robin Hood,'" cor-
rected her companion, "teat wad 'Ar-
rowsmith'!"
Mars is a star so far off that it
would take a million years to walk
there in an express train.
What is the difference between a
window and a widow? You can see
through a window,
When Englishmen On one side
fight Englishmen on the other, it Is
called a General election.
S ha Ives pea re was a very Polite
roan. He often said "Go to" but he
never finiehed the sentence.
•
The alert Shelby (Ala) Democrat
reports the case of a man who was
defeated ignominiously when he ran
for the office of sheriff: ••
He got 55 votes out of a total of
3,500, and the next day he walked
down Main Street with two guile ,
hanging from his belt.
"You were not elected, and you
have no right to carry gums," fellove
citizens told him.
"Listen, folks," he replied, "a roan
with no more friends than I've e,ot
in this county needs to carry guns."
•
"My daughter wants a roll of. No.
120 camera film."
"Regular or Verichrome?"
"What's the difference?"
"The Veriehrome is a much faster
film than the regular, but it is five
cents (higher."
''Give me the regular. My daugh-
ter has plenty of time.'
Oliver Cromwell had an iron will
and a large red nese, but underneath
we're deep, religious feelings.
Liberty 'of conscience means being
able to do wrong without bothering
about it afterwards.
Rtaibarb is a kind of celery gone
bloodshot.
Thp feminine of bachelor is lade.
The population of London is a bit
too think.
LONDON and WENIGHAM
North
Exeter
Herman
Kippen
Brucelleild
Clinton
Landesboro
Blyth
Belgrave
Wingham
Wingham
Selgrave
Blyth
Lonclesboro
• Clinton
Brucefield
'<ippon
Herman
Exeter
The ,inhabitants of Paris, are called
Parisites.
A quack doctor is one Nvto looks
after ducks.
Doctors say that f.atal diseases are
the werst.
A polygon with seven sides is call-
ed a hooligan. • ,
.A. graSe Widow is the IMO Of 9
• ..
South
A.M.
10.34
10.48
10.52
11.00
11.47
12.06
12.16
12.27
12.45
P.M.
1.50
2.06
2.17
2.26
3.08
3.28
3.38
3.45
3.58
C.N.R. TIME TABLE
East
Gcrderice
Holmesviile
Clinton
Seefoath
St. Columban
Dublin
Mitchell
Mitchell
Dublin
Seater%
Clinton
Goderleb
West
,A -m•
6.35
6.50
6.58
7.11
7.17
7.21
7.30'
P.M.
2.30
2.52
3.00
3.16
3.22
3.29
3.41
11.06 9.28
11.14 9.36
11.30 9.47
11.45 10.00
12.05 10.25
C.P.R. TIME TABLE
East
P.M.
Goderich 4.20
Menset 4.24
4410 ,
11:4t
McGaw
Auburn
5105
m:earmlotOstughu
lito,
. • . 4 4 3411g .1'44 9,00
4
Tog:mita •i,• wt-• • ‘Ii,e 16•11 a
MeiStatagtet f. rit:m 4 6.
Watt& ' • •4-4''W'il•tri444-4.4;
11.0tif • *7. 4.,::•,:111t6 .11:
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