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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Expositor, 1938-05-06, Page 10,11 e latireinty-Eighth Y lir Wlmle Thintiber 3673 TUCK IIMITH WILL COMPLETE ADAMS DRAIN AT ONCE . Council Accepts Assessor's. Roll; Court of Revision May 28th. TO EST FUNDS The Tuckersmith Council met in The Town Hall, Seaforth, on, Satur- /day with meniliera all Present. The milantea. a previous meeting were ladolited. The assesaor returned the !assessment roll which was accepted by the councrit, appointing Saturday, May 2tath, at 2 o'cloca for a • curt of grevision to hear any corepl ts, in regard to said roll. The Road pea- antendent was authorized to order re- pairs 'required for the stone crusher, as agreed upon by the committee in - selecting the crusher. The teleahone commission. wafted rue the council for the purpose of se- curing authority for the investment of depreciatien funds, which have ac - Cumulated with the treasurer of the veetem. The Clerk was authorized to *epare a bylaw granting authority. Fella gurtial. was 'autharized. to com-' Otte the contract ea the Adame drain, the Whole amount tni T.?4:1 therefer not to 'exceed the original aMintra of the contract, $1,649, itna -contract agreerneut to be signed to Sias effeet, 'The fellowing aecounts, were order- ed paid: County of Huron, hospital fees. $10.50; Workm.en's Compensation Board, administration fee, $11; Treas- urer Houghton Tp., $13.90; Treasurer Hibbert TR.*, relief, $24.25; 'areas: Seaforth, relief, $43.88; J. A. McDonald, bread, relief, $8.90; W. C. .Covenlock, rent, $30; , E. B. (Toudie, _milk, $1.80; W. J. Finnigan, supplies, relief, $23.78; A. C. Routledge, sup- plies, relief, $15.90; 'R. Dalrymple, pay list No. 3, $123.60; Jas. A. Hay, salary and postage, $101.60. The council adjourned to meet 01X Saturday, May 28th, at 1 o'clociu—D. F. McGregor, Clerk.. Athletic Association,Reviews Year's Activities,EleCtOfficers As Annual Meeting is' Held Association Spent Over BANQUET SPEAKER $1,800 During Year; In- debtedness Nearly Wiped Out, Treasurer's Report Shows, " E TIMER D. BELL . IS NEW PRESIDENT „Sits Al. Murray, chunky New York American defenseman, was the guest speaker at the annual ban- quet and meeting of the Seaforth Amateur Athletic Association on Monday evening. - L O. B. A. OBSERVES 12TH BIRTHDAY Visitors From Neighboring Lodges Are Guests At Anniversary Party The L.O.B.A. Lodge celebrated their twelfth birthday on Monday evening when lodges from Godericti, Clinton ana Stratford were entertained here. Tfie lottgelOom, recently redecorated, was well filled and after the regular HURON -PERTH LEAGUE meeting, cards were enjoyed. The mystery box and prizes were all woe RkSLARGE ENTRY atemyears of the *visiting. iod.ges. A , — delightful supper was seraeff ba the social committee and the cutting and serving of the three-story birthday cake brought the evening to a close. Twelve teams entered the Huron - Perth Baseball League at the annual meeting held in • Ffensall Thursday might. William Pafford, Clinton, was elected president of the league, and it was decided to alfiliate with. the On- tario Baseball Association. J. W. Scott, Galt, president of the 0.13.A., was in attendance, and ad- dressed the meeting. Teams. will bo. entered ire the intermediate "B," "C," junior and juvenile series. It was decided to- hold a schedule meeting at Ilensall on. Monday, May eta, when dates and groupings will be ar anged. ate following teams are entered: Goderich, Clinton, Ailsa Craig, Grediton, Exeter, Ilensall, Zur- ich, Blyth and Liman. Seaforth, while not decided, will probably play. The following officers were electe,d: President, Wm. Fulford, of Clinton; lst vieepresident Harold Hodgins, 'Liman; and vice-president, William Shaiaway, Ailsa Craig; sepretary, .T. IL Butler, Clinton; treasurer, D. H. Wilson, .Seaferath ^ • Seaforth Pupils Sing at Festival The annual Huron County Musical Festival is being 'held in James Street "United Church, Exeter, on Fridtay ev- ening, commencing at 7 pen, when about 80 pupils from Seaforth Public school. will take part in the otoruses, duets and solos. Competing with thern• are pupils from Clinton and Exeter public schools,. Admission is free to teach- ers. and pupils, but a charge of twen- ty-five cents will be made bhe public. On SatUrday the rural schools of East end Smith Huron are competing. Mr.. E. W. G. Quante Supervisor of Music in London Schools, will be the adjudicator. 1 Former Seaforth Lady. Donates Large Church Bells The Grand Forks (North Dakota) Herald make e the following reference to the memorial presen.tation made to Meey's Church in that city by MM. Margaret T. Mulligam Mrs. Mulligan -1s a aaughter of the late Mr. and Mrs. Thomas McQuaid, of Sea - forth, and although she has resided in Grand Forks far a number of yeare, gshe is still widely knorm here, havinga with her hasband, the late Dr. Mulli- gen, made an armlet aisit to her old home. Dedication of new church belle and an electric pipe organ, peesent- ed raemorials to St Mary's Chttreh of Grand, Forks, bas been set for 3 pea. Tuesday; and participating will Je bhe Most Reverened Aloisius J. • 'hilutinch, bishop cif. the Catholic dio- cese' of Fargo. Tbiree large bells were presented by Mks: Margaret T. Mulligan, of Gniuld Fork, in memory of het late hueband, Dr. Thentas Mulligan, While the Organ ' ,the gift of Mit. Susie BarkO"Ufand Berke, in memory of Iter husband, Berk. Tim public is invited .to participate . in the program, -ditch- will include emetic be St Mery's senior choir, an - der the direction of Mae Helen de lasle. 'Evans, With Mrs. Claire D. -Seitson at the organ. Prof. IL C. Rowland will Meg. • After the pro- gram, there Will be a ,dinner for par- fait niembens and their friends. MAO Will Speak Bishop Mutat& Will peach the ded- ' licatory sermon -and in the behedletion a the Blessed, Sacrament, be Will be saseisted by Rev. lit J. Drupe.% ,Rav. 1/011.11a,n1 bleN,ameo, Rev. jOhn MO- Ifugh and Rev. Sohn To be itnOwn at "The Dells of st. ztargiv, Ube WOO Ore itt the, fettea . . D, F, and A. The largest weighs more than 2,000 pounds and is four feet in diameter; The obbers weigh 1 600 and 1,000 pounds. They were , , east in the foundey of E. W. Van Duzen Co., Cincinnati. ' For the blessing, the bells will be placed on a platform outside the main entrance of St. Meryae and after the ceremony, they will be hoisted to the church tower. . • Hopes For Inspiration-. "It Is my hope," said Mrs. Mulli- gan, "that they will be air inspira- tion and a call to all Mankind to lift their hearts and minds to God as the days and years of life's grim battle goes on. I have felt that Grace Noll Crowell expressed this thaught beau- tifully when she wrote: • "A Steeple emptied of all sound,' A belfry where no bright bell swings Is. like a throat vvithout a wale, Is like a harp without -its. strings. We need. the call of bells to -day; The miming bells swing On the air; The ancient sunset bells' that bade The people pause a while for prayer. Mrs. Mulligan hits received eonsid- erable information on tthe history Of cihurch. bells, which. generally are »s - earned to have first been used in the fifth century. Toward the end of the eighth century their Use le churches was almost general. , . Keep ManUfaoture Secret. Casting protiessee Were kept seer' et, and even In the Mit modern foun- driesi the satinets, alloying the met- ' ale, Shaping and Ching bells as Used' by the' okl illagite s reelable a Ibis- tery. ,. Phureb bells plalretcl. a Atom iMport- ant pert in the life of a CMilediunitY in the mIddle ages, for then, With cloaks fluid Watches rare, they tinted much el tille IPA* ,Otit.W.i. The Seaforth Athjetic• Association at its annual meeting and banquet op Thursday evening elected Elmer • D. Bell preside:at for the coming year. Mr. Bell succeeds Dr. E. A. McMas- ter, who &as been ' president since 1926. Other metmbers of the directorate are: George D. Ferguson, vice-presi- dent; A. Y. McLean, secretary; Tom Sills, 'treasurer; Fred.E. Willis, M. A. Reid and W. J. Dun 1. The retiring president, Dr. Malas-' ter, preeideth at the dinner. Speakers of the evening inc ed Tom Sills, Charles Stewart, Milt Difiinell of the Stretford Beacon -Herald, Al Murray of -Stratford, a member of the New York Americans, and, Elmer D. Bell, ae; Dew president, who letroduced Al Murray. The report of the year's activities, _I'S read by the treasurer, G. F. Grind- rod, showed total receipts during the year of $1,861. The Association had a deficit of $148 at the beginning of the year. This was reduced to twen- ty' dollars, E. C. Boswell reported for the auditors—himself and M. A Reid. Welcoming the •guests, Dr: IVIcMas- ter commented that he may times had been asked, "Does sport pay divi- dends?" "In answer," the said, I al- ways like to make a comparison. For intstance, watch the man you meet on 'the street. How often do we see men and boys slumping around, never standing erect, throwing„ themsetses out of shape -trying to find .a muscle a little stronger „than others to sup- port them. What is the result? A crooked, bent and unbalanced body, with muscles. and nerves out of place, unable to perform their functions pro- perly. The result, a weakened body. On the othee hand,n, he continued, ''sports develop the very opposite. Boxing and baseball develop judg- ment; football, will power and cour- age; hockey, aggressiveness and mote courage. That these statements are based on fact a shown by your ex- perience." Toast To Sport Charles Stewart, in replying to a toast to Sport, proposed by Tom Sills, said: "As your c:hairman has put a time limit on. me am not going to take much of your time. I would, however, like to take time to leave a thought with the younger members of the Seaforth sporting fraternity. It is this: Sport never leaves any man the way'it finds him. Either it builds up a strong, healthy body by judicious, consistent training, or you do 'untold injury to your heart and imalth, by endeavoring to play gruelling games when you are not in condition. Mahar you develop keen mines by learning to think and act quickly and correct- ly, or you become an indifferent and ineffective player. Either you bullet up character by learnieg- self-control, control of your tounges and tearnpers, control of your passiots and appe- tites or they control you. Either you lteax-n to win and respect yoar adver- sary; to loose and still respect your- self, to take it on the chin, and stalks Either you are a square shooter sect a fair player, or a chiseller. "Why do I tell you this? Because sport is like a 'big separator; you come out either wheat or chaff, and whatever you are when you quit sport, that is about the kind of sport you will be to the end of the road. The same strong body, the same clear mind, the same Sterlin,g character, the same courage and confidenee land fortitude that is necessarytto ,win in the game .of sport is'essentiaa WI win in ate game of life. ' "It Is of paramount Imeortance that the young men of to -day come through clean living, straight ehooters. Be- cause there never was a time when the world needed men, strong in body, clear in mind, dependable in charael atm', men .of courage and vision, than it does to -day. You young men, vehen (Goiltinued on Page 5) Plan Weed Control Meeting at Clinton Meriliers or municipal councils, road officiate, weed inspectors end all interested farmers are invited to at- tend a meeting in the Ontario Depart- ment of Agriculthre office, Clinton), on, Wednesday, May 18th, at 10 a.m., to discuss ways and means tof beet bat- tling the weed menace On, tad° which last year cost thettariliers 'Of' tale Produce at least sisho,opo. The Ontario Departtnent oat,' Agridniture, proposes to Make -a goneetrthatedeClithre on weeds tbis year slid will -peifect organizatien In this and ettery ocium ty, in tan 14m*, td Materially lessen these terrific latiatia _Offititio tik ;the) etkle. Seeds and Weis Branch, Onterio Department 'A 'Uniculture will explalb the provi- 310ns of the -Weed eontriOr At and Point Ulla the, ot !wee& ibei0e# IE ensall Council Plans 13 DULE I FOR NORTH, GROUP Two Courts Will Be Light- ed For Night Playing; Completely Equipped. ORGANIZING CLUB A schedule for the north group of the Huron Football League was drawn up Monday eveeing when the executive.met in Seater -tie The south group schedule will be drawn on Fri- day evening. The meeting decided that registra- tion forms must be in the hands of the secretary by May 24th, The reg- istration committee meets here on May 27tih. Each club was asked to submit the names of two referees, in its diatrict. ' . The league admitted Listowel and Mildmay on the same terms as teams iii Huron. The schedule for the .north group follows: Brussels at Atwood, May 20. Brussels at Ethel, May 8. Listowel at Mikis:nay, May 25. Atwood at Brussels, May 27. Listowel at Atwood, May 30. , Mildmay at Ethel, May 31. Ethel at Mildmay, June 3. et Atwood at Liettowal, lune 3. Atwood at Listowel, June 3. Listowel at Brussels, June 7. Miltimay at Atwood, June 9. Ethel at Listowel, Jane 10. Atwood at Ethel, June 13. Brussels at Mildmay, June 14, Mildmay at Listowel, June 17. Ethel at Brussels, June 17. Ethel at Atwood, June 21. Atwood at Mit:limey, June 24. Brussels at Listowel, June 24. Mildenay at Brussels, June 29. Listowel at Ethel, Jam 30. • SOUTH HUM MINISTERS MEET AT VARNA HOME The May meeting of the South Hur- on Ministerial Association was held at the home of Rev. J. R. Peters, Varna. The paper for the day dealt with the bicentenary of the conver- sion of John Wesley and was given by Rev. E. F. Chandler, of Kippen. The association decided toeclose for the summer months and the next meeting will be held at the th.ame of Rev. M. Hunt, Exeter, on the first Monday in October. • Presbyterian Choir Elects Officers Members of tee choir of First Pres- byterian Church, at a meeting on Thursday, elected officers as follows: Honorary presidents, Mr. John Scott, Mr. John Beattie; president, Mr. Jas. T. Scott; vicepres., Mrs. Robert Smith; sec.-treas., Mrs. M. A. Reid; gown committee, Mrs. John E. Daley, Mrs. J. A. Munn, Mrs. a A. Kerr; social committee, Mrs. M. Mc- Kellar, Mrs, F. Kling, Mrs. R.. Smith, Miss Betty Smith; flower committee, Mrs. M. R. Rennie, !Miss H. Murray, Mrs. M. A. Reid; activity committee, Mr. M. R. Rennie, convener. • Wins Judgment Over Rock Crusher • Judgment for $75 was awarded John McNabb, Grey Township, against his former partner in tee road building business, Mark Cardiff. The suit had to do with the payment of a rock crusher. It was beard at a special sitting'of division court in Goderich. Cardiff was iastructea to take his re- quest for an accounting and his coun- ter-cladm for $50,0 to county court. tors. Noxious weeds and their con- trol will receive special attention, as will eradication of weeds by chemi- cals. Officials are anxious to have every fanner possible attend this meeting and are issuing a special invitation to every farmer in this county to be preeent, Sheetroc Plaster Board amaimmomman An improvement on Lath and Plaster Easy' for anyone to apply Fireprt cf, Durable N. CLUFF & SON. rovemen o rark, Names Committee toSuperviseWork • Congregations Approve, Ex- 1 • • • • • change Of Ministers To Take Effect in July; Rev. Stoic n? Sinclair Goes To Myth. NEWS OF THE WEEK IN HENSALL The regular -meeting of the village council was held Monday evening in the council chamber -with all members being present. A large delegation a au the Chamber of Commerce and the Baseball Club appeared with. T. emeuaeomae ,as spokesman, asking that something be done as to the lev- elling and planting trees in the perk and snaking the same suitable for playing trail and other games. Motions were as follows: Twitohell and Jones: That the council level and decorate the park. Carried. Jones and Shepherd: That G. Brock and 0. Twitchell be a park committee to at- tend to the work in, the park and that we ask the Chamber of Commerce to appoint a committee to work with this eoneutittee Garnett COrreepondenee Was read as follows: Dept. of Public Welfare, re relief; Minister of Trans- port, C. D. Howe; Minister of Na- tional Revenue, O. L. Daley; Premier of Ontario, M. F. Hepbuene' W. H. Golding, M.P., re resolution forward- ed; County Treasurer; County Clerk; Dr. j. Bell, re dogs, and from Crown Attorney D. E. Holmes, asking the merchants to keep a light burning in their place of business all night. Same filed. Bills and accounts: County of Huron, lndigent, $14.00; W. R. David- son, coal, tall, $50.76; Huron Exposi- tor, minting, $1.40; Hensall Tiede°, hall and motor, $7.09; Bonthron & Drysdale, .supplies hall, 6.80; Bonthron & Drysdale, supplies rink, $10.68; School Board, current expenses, $1,- 000.00; G. Walker, pert salary, $15.50. Total, $1,106.23. Brock and Twitcthell: That the Clerk be instructed to put out notices for gathering garbage on May 18th. Carried. R. J. Paterson, tax eollector, reported the arrears of taxes as being approximately $447.00, and handed in his roll. Jones and Shepherd.: That the taxes of W. B. Cross and H. Foster for oil be struck off as an error on the collector's rotl. Carried. Shepherd and Jones: That the Collector be instructed ti . turn in his roll and the remaining ones that are unpaid ae not collo, Led,. Creed. Mr. and Mrs. A. B. I; :11, of Kippen; Miss Etta Bell, of tho Lowden Life Assurance Go., London; Mrs. John Bell. Mrs. William Sinclair and Nets. (Rev.) Richardson, of Arkona, attend- ed the funeral of the late Daniel S. Bell, of Wellesley, Mese, on Friday last. (Continued on Page 4) • DURHAM SOCIETY PRESENTS PLAY HERE "Don't Darken My Door" is Largely Attended on Friday. The Young People's Society of apham Presbyterian Church gave a splendid presentation on a three -act comedy, "Don't Darken My Door," on Friday evening, April 29th, in Card - no's Hall, 'under the auspices of First Presbyterian Church choir which was greatly enjoyed by a large audience. They were accompanied by their pas- tor, Rev. S. W. Hirtle, who acted as chairman . Mss a Wallace gave a clever acro- batic stunt and Miss Doris Andrews favored with a solo between aces: The cast consisted of: Roger Kent, Tom Mulligan; Rosemary Kent, his ro- mantic niece, Jean 'Firth; Tom Gar- rick, Rosemary's persistent suitor, Gordon Greenwood; Poppy Foster, maid in the Kent household, Mise Elizabeth Harding; ''Alec Stubhins, Poppy's devoted swain, Gordon Mc- Gir; Jane Perkins, writer of romance, MiS6 Ellen Miller; ' Louisa Feather- stone and Mise Susie' Featherstone, two maiden ladies, Miss. Elsie Leding- hem and Miss Elizabeth Brawn. On behalf of the choir of First Pres- byterian Churele Rev. Mr. Hirtle thanked the audience for its, patron- age,. the W. J. Walker Co. for the stage furniture, and ail who took part. Mr. George Hays eartouneed the,num- At the close of the performance those tatting ,part in the play were enter- tained to super in First Presbyterian Church by bhe abatis • "Are you going to quit driving this ear from the baca seat!" indignantly asked Mr. Ohuggins. "Yea" replied his wife. "I'm go- ing to sit it front with you so that eot can hear me better." • Patsy: "You saY eou want to re- duce? .anthiy don't you try golf?" Patsy: "I tried that once, but it's no good. When I put the ball where Can, see it, I can't bit it, and when Ieatit It Where I can hit it I calla see Ate Of1,V4 'e A ' Provincial Traffic Officara%T. Callender and W. Robinare to -day looking for a definite..way of determining whether-a-car-is- stolen'or not after their experi- ence in Seaforth Wednesday. Con- stable J. V. Ryan on that" after- noon phoned provinciat Plaice and told them he had located an aban- doned car on a Seaforth etreet, the traffic officers reeponded, looked over the car, checked the license, and although it had not been reported stolen, ordered it taken to a local garage pending investigation. A short time later an inspector at the Dominion Bank looked out the window and finding his car missing, phoned Chief Snell. Learning that traf- fice officers had been on the street where the cor was left, Chief Snell visited" local" garages and , found the missing auto. All the provincial men hope now is that nobody suggests they stole the car. HOSPITAL AID HOLDS BRIDGE AND EUCHRE 7Tables Enjoy -Games At Seaforth Homes; Pro- gram Follows. , Something n-ew in the way of money -making ideas worked -to per- feetion here Tuesday evening when the Women's Hospital Aid sponsored a community bridge and euchre at which seventy-six tables were in Play at twelve Seaforth homes. Proceeds from the evening amounted to $85.00. At eleven o'clock the individual groups gathered at the ' (addtellows' Hall Where a delightful lunch' was served, followed br it hort in.usical program, which included, a duet by Mr. and Mrs. James A. Stewart and. solos by Miss Elizabeth. Jones and Fred E. 'Willis. Mrs. W. C. Sproat, president of the Hospital Aidspoke briefly and thank- ing those who had eontributeeto the success of the evening. The proceeds are uged in the purchase of necessary crticles at the hospital, one recent item beingea scialylic lamp. Mayor John J. Cluff acted as chair- man and following bbe program pres- ented prizes as follows: Mrs. Chas. Holmes' residence, Mrs. R. Strong, Thomas Beattie; Mrs. D. H. Wilson's residence, Miss M. P. Patterson, I. H. Weedmark; Miss OliVe Laidlaw's residence,, Mrs, J. E. Keating, Mrs, Geo. Ferguson, J. E. Keating, Jas. A 'Stewart; Miss Mary Hays' residence, Miss Sally Wood, South Group Schedule Come Before Committee On Friday. , easee-seseas TWO MORE TEAMS 'IN „Conetniction of two Modern and tompletely eguktmedt tensile courts wit* commence at the Sebtortt, Goff and Country Club ens Sataiday. It Is ex- pected, the courts:will lie ready for play early in june. On Thursday engin' eene visited the site and staked out the playing sine face. While the suetace this year evil/ be clay, it is expected that as soon as provision has been made for set- tling, a permanent bituminous surface will be applied. The courts will be completely light- ect for night playing. Members of the tennis elate which is now being organized, will have complete etub house privileges similar to that of members of the Seaforth Golf and Country Club. Already nearly fifty' members have been signed-' • 1 Crown Appeals Against Judgment Tbe crown on Tuesday appealed at Osgoode Hall against a judgment of Judge Costello of Huron County in die -missing a charge against W. G. Shaw, London, Out. The charge was that on August 8, 1537, by omitting to do what was his duty to do—refrain from driving a meter vehicle because he was sub- ject to sudden attacks of fainting; Sh,aw allegedly caused grievous_ bod- ily harm to Beer Hamilton and Betty Hamilton, passengers inhis car. C. R. tilagtme, for the crown, con- tended his horror should have found the accused guilty of criminal negli- gence. The accident assertedly took place near Clinton Miss Mau.d Ferguson; M473. 3,. 3. Cluirs residence, Chas. Aberhart, Mrs. M. White; Mrs. D. Shanahan's residence, Mrs-. T. D. O'Neill, Jos. Carlin; Mrs. Ada Reicas residence, Mrs. W. G." Fee, Miss Clara Pinkeety; Mrs. J. Finlay - sons' residenoe, Mrs. Wm, McDonald, Mrs. W. S. Hay; Mrs. W. C. Seroat's residence, Mrs. J. Doan,age, Miss Julia Flannigan, B. Hildebrandt, Bev. Chris- tie; Mrs. E. A. McMaster's residence, Mrs. Geo. Israel, Dr. F. J. 13eahely; Mrs E. H. Close's residenee, Miss H. McDougall, Mrs. Jas. Hays; Mrs. Merton A. Reids residence, Miss Margaret McDonald, George Reeves. "Say, is that Brown's rake you've got?" one neighbor called over the fence. "Yes, it is," was the reply. "That's. good. If you let me bor- it occasionally, I'll let you have his lawn mower now and then." Letter Conies From Rumania --But Nothing Is Pone (By Jack W. Yoes, Seaforth, Ont t was Saturday evening. The smell' of spring was in the air, and the odor of newblown flowers waswafted on the gentle breeze. Mother Earth was fast donning the habiliments of Na- ture ani the shrubs and trees were alive-4de] tiny leaves of emerald green. Velvety gras.s had. hidden the sears of a vanished winter and the frigid breath of Boreas had given waY to the dulcet whispers of zephyrue Hundreds of cars were rolling into town while a happy contented throng wended its way in and out of the stores along Ma* Street. Promptly at 9 p.ma meeting of the Scatedal Club was called to order by President George Sills. Hurrying through the regular order of business, Secretary Hays, Created a great deal .of excitement by reading the follow- ing letter; Buoh,arests Rumania, April, 1938. My Dear Mr., President: I hope you will pardon tea intru- sion upon your valuable time, but there is no use beating the devil about the bush. Hence I shall make no excuses whatever and will state my case as, briefly as possible. Truth is 1 find myself on, the rag- ged edge of being liquidated a la Russia, and having little likening for sure. proceedings, I 'have, .after mruch eerioue deliberation, decided the best thing for me te do is to follow in the footsteps of my edema Corporal Adolph, and appeal to the fair-mind- edness of the peoele of Seaforth and community, At first I thought of goring to Reath, but my goodness,' Mr. Frame° is, busy meppieg up the Communistic element it • tivat country and I dare/say the constant Pont+ Of his bombs would be- come vety bad far my already shat- tered nerees. - I might go to Italy, but it appears the e,hirts we wear in Ruthenia do not blend so well with those VOW* by the ,Paeldlis. slip inbo Ethiopia and escape the no- tice of, Benito for the time being, but I have a hon -or of, Hone and tigers suet as run loose in bhat part ef the Italian Empire, and I know quite well my sprinting abilities are not enough to keep me in the lead sufficient to escape the claws of those horrid beasts. One of my friends has intimated that China would be a nice quiet place to e«pene ta, few months just 1:110W, but I learn the rice crop is not so good owing to the Pestifereous soldiers of the Mikado. Then again I never could learn to whangle chop senile, to say nothing of mastering the Chink language. It's simply awfnl, and when I think of a steady rice ,ellet my stomach turns a flipalop: Some wee'ks' Mime 1 vnerte a gentle- man in, South America relative to my contemplated change of residente, and mudh to my obag,rin he tells, me I must speak Spatiish or Portitguatte. to get along in that country, especially Brezil, where I intend locating. Since I know neither Spaniel! or Portuguese I turned, as a last resort, to a eoestin of mine in England, arid asked lam what ehences would be for me tojian up with Haile Selassie. (Selassie; as you knew, quit the king busineeti Sense two pears since' at the realest of Benito). Evidently my relative Is met at all impressed, for I was lammed that Sir Oswald M,osley has a corner on the shirt business and would feel aggrieved at any competition along that i4e. Thus another avenale closed to eangiegnentla, Mr. Proaldent, forced to Met ta agar etitiritha ageluM„, and j Moat e1*16 will be kind anitiegh Wit otte an tiO Mir •bestle condltimatially vtant kth 'fiettalir tette dlid b 4 olei: 'tit