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-vance-Times:
Pat on CenOttrt-
The Exeter Band, -Milder the disec-
-lion Mr.• Ted Waiver, put on a
concert ill; th.e Grand Bend Casino on,
SnuidaY evening- The numbers were
well received.by the large crowd
_present. A corngduetewaeUjn
dered by Stanley Smith •a.ndi Allan
Penhale.-eExeter TimeeAdvoeate.
Hand Injured
(leorge Chambers, •who is em-
ployed with Mr. Garnet Morella,.
while threshing at the -fame of Mr.
Verne Pincombe, in, Usborne, had the
misfortune to get his hand caugbt in
the cogs of the separator, badly in-
Ixtring the thumb of hie left hand. He
was taken" to Victoria Hospital, Lon-
40L—Exeter Times -Advocate.
Receives Ph.D. Degree
Dr. Edwin E. Eagle, son of •Mr. and
Mrs. F. G. Eagle, of Hamilton, well
known in Goderioh, has just complet-
ed two years' post graduate study at
-the University of WiSC0116111 and has
received the degree of doctor of phil-
esophy from that institution. The
coming year he will act as instructor
in Latin and ancient history at Suf-
fieldAcademy, Suffield, Conn. Dr.
Eagle is a graduate of Hamilton Cen-
tral Collegiate and the University of
Toronto. His ntother was forraerly
Miss Mildred Campbell, of Goderieh.
—Goderich Star.
Potato Crop Good
Harry Chapman, well known for his
• fine gaedien each year, bas a splendid
eerop of potatoes, and from the 20
pounds of registered Cobblers he
planted he expects to have two and'
a half bags of pOtatoes. Five or the
samples he dug weighed over four
pounds, each one providing a good
serving of potatoes for a small fain-
ily.—Mitchell Advocate.
University Coat of Arms
The University of Western On-
tario has five academic buildings,
namely, Main Building, Science
Building and Library Building for
the College of Arts, a Medical
School Building and a building for
• Ithe Faculty and Institute of Public
1-Iealth.
There are between six and seven
thousand students in the secondary
schools of Western Ontario who
are qualifying for university mat-
riculation. A lager proportion
of these students should seek the
advantages of a higher education.
The courses range in length from
three to six years. The .degrees are
B.A. z.&.; LLB., M.A., M.Sc.,
M.D., D.P.H., C.P.H.N.
In 1936 - 37 there were 2614
regular students enrolled
Applications for registration
should be submitted as early as
possible. Students should come to
the University prepared to pay
their tuition and -living expenses its
full and should , not depend on
getting work during their spare
time.
-"fhe minimum standard of edu-
• cation for the young man who
would ,make his life count in
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at flg ze beatOt
a bennan ago. Onethet f011Owil* day
it returned. with Abp. sea l.p.„:00sca:,. pxo,
• tY, followed • yerantens..'
ready to d.eveur the.zt load. Of 'Int,
hat* wretches, '
Laud was taken under- CUltivatiOn;
offese" sugar "and- reieoe' planted and'
eenteetets Made Witilt•European ,taterele.'
ants, geury :otteuded...VereOnally ..to'
.the:
the Vaults beneath the fortress.' Gor-
geous 'levees were held la the'court-
yard at Sans -SoulThere -Henry,
-dressed In an ermine ,eleak trimalied
with „Silver brocade, received the
dukes of Limonade and. of Marmalade
together with lords and knights of
b11-S.,own creation'. Ou epecial occa-
sions they were regaled,- sumptuously
on delicacies, eaten from plates of
Celliferences took place in the
library, lined with booka of which
theiF illiterate owner could not read
a word. In this room Europeans were
receiVed,many of whom cha.racteriz,
ed their host as a eharming man hay -
Ing a wonderful perso.nalitY,
Henry's subjects, however did not
share this opinion. Though he had
cowed them into -submission for a
time, there were limits to their suf-
fering. Their oPportunity came when
Henry was seized by partial paralysis.
Goaded by his ectuntlese atrocities,
they rose in revolt. On' receiving
news that the .rebels were -nearing the
p-alace, Henry retired, to his room, ad-
josted -himself in an armchair, a, pis-
tol in each hand loaded with bullets
of gold. The man who had sent so
many miserable wretches to ,their last
account was himself no coward when
he saw the deathblow to his power
approaching. • One pistol het discharg-
ed through his head, the other through
his heart, and fell beck dead, while
the mob outside was - frantically yell-
ing . for his bleOti.
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WEEKLY PROGRAM HEADLIGHTS
Saturday, Aug. 21-11.45 a.m., Far-
mers' Hour; 12.35 p.m., CKNX Hill -
Billies; 1.00, Radio and Movie Gossip.
Sunday, Aug. 22=11 a.m., Wingham
United Church; 1.00 p.m., Guy Lom-
bardo Orchestra; 1.15, W. Hall Moore,
bass -baritone; 7.00, St. Andrew's
Presbyterian Church.
Monday, Aug:231-10.30 a.m.; Church
of the Air; 12.30 p.m.* Harry J. Boyle;
1.15, Livestock Markets; 5.45, Growin'
Up; 8.00, Kenneth Rentoul, songs.
Tuesday, Aug. 24-11.15 a.m., Strike
Up the Band; 11.45, Farmers' Hour;
12.35 p.m., Kincardine Review; 6.00,
Freeman Lang; 7.45, Wayne King Or-
chestra. •
Wednesday, Aug. 25t-12.15 •p.m.,
Name -A -Siong Contest; 12.36, Gods -
rich Review; 5.30, Southern Memor-
ies; 6.45, Teeswater Review; 8.30,
Guy Lombardo Orchestra.
Thursday, Aug. 26,-11.45 a.m., Far-
mers' Hour; 6.45 p.m., Lucknow Re.
view; 8.00, Gladys Pickell, piano.
Friday, Aug. 27-11.30 a.m., The
Gosipel Singer; 1:00 • p.m., Stuart
Hamblin.'s Hill -Billies; 6.30, Guy • Lom-
bardo Orchestra.
NEV ENGLAND YANKEE
NEW ENGLAND YANKEE
The merriment of the New Eng.
lender is not uproarious; it is weath-
ered and dry and flavored with sait.
Yanks can find mirth even int their
own misfortunes. Uncle • Pelee of
Savoy, Mass., has long white whigkers
and a car almost as old as they,
Which he drives over theback roads
of the Berkshire country with the
fury of a ricocheting shell. Last
year he was pumping down to the
Mohawk Trail, on a road with the
pitch of a barn roof, when his brakes
gave way. There was nothing • for
Uncle Peleg to do but jumrp or steer.
He elected to steer.
He came down -the trail in tumult
and a mighty cloud of dust. Re swung
hard when he struck the pavement,
to keep from going into Cold River.
The car slid, tires screeched and ex-
ploded. Two of them were ripped
from the rims and rolled down the
Increases in the price of steel have
necessitated a slight increase in the
cost of metal roan?, but it actually
costs you less, relatavely, to buy
•
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0 it costyou in commoditiea to buy
Look at these figures. Here is what
Roll or Tite-Likp roofing today than
it did in 1933. '
'"\ \\1,\\C \\ Beef . . . 120 lbs. 112 lbs.
Oats . . . 14 bu. 9.875 bn.
Barley. . . 1L5 bu. 8.5 bu.
Wheat • . 6.85 bu. 5.6 bu.
1933
ib -Roll or Tite-Lap rooting
in 1938 aa compared to today.
Cost of 100 sq. ft. Roofing
Bacon Hogs 961bs. 89 lbs.
Bo, don't put off getting a new
roof to protect your crops and
livestock. Get one of Canada's
two best roofing values.
N ,10,41`14:14, .
Rib -Roll and Tite-te0
Roofing--Eany to put on right
over your old roof. They save
money by cutting upkeep cost.
Be sure to getdie genuine E.S.P.
',product and bate no regrete.
There are Many unsuccessful
imitatoreffiend ridge and rafter
sideland raeaeuremente for free cost
end les estimige•
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banker. Be will welcome you.
Use STATITE LED -HED NAILS.
Lead on the bead positively
seals the nail -hole. A drive
screw nail that holds like a
bulldog. ,
JAMESWAY POULTRY
EQUIPMENT
No matter how large or small
your dock, there is Jamesway
equipment of every Jypo
to suit your needs oxct1y.
Specialiste in incubators, ven-
tilation and poultry homing.
Write for literature.
The Preston Fortillater
attached to your seed drill
enables Yon to sow fertilizer
with your fall wheat.
'106 Guth% Siteet .Nebular also at ,
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n:to, atill„ Ws Mt! sports: dotes,
but wies$Pig, to the American's utter
astonishment, top hat! ,
. Just en old Eton metone—never go
• UO' tea -without eyour-topperelt
is only ane of huadreda ceremonies
which your Einglish cousin 'carries:On
In his workaday world, ranging from
such rustic customs as Placing ..gar-
lands around the nooks of horses be-
ing led to stud, to Playing Gpd Save
the King. et the end - 4;d every moth
or public event. You are transported
'to the pomp •of the Middle Ages, for
example, when the peers in scarlet
and ermine robes assemble each aut-
Upin for the Opening of Parliament.
The King comes in a gold coach, to
explain his reasons for ceiling this
Parliament, and the House of Oom-
mons.are summoned by a gentleman
known ,since 1350 as Black Rod. Then
you are reduced to amused incredul-
ity by such survivalsas the toasts to
the Woodmen. of Arden, which always
begin, "Mr. Adams and Brother Wood-
men . . ." though there has been
no Mr. Adamheading the society for
over 150 years.
In 'darkest Africa the Englishman
still dresses for dinner although he
knows he's been the butt of music -
hall comedians for 30 Wars. In Lon-
don every morning, rain or shine, a
hundred red -coated Guardsmen come
swinging pomrkrusly into the fore -
mutt of Buckingham Palace (or Sit.
James's if the King is away) precise-
ly at 10.30. They pace off to the sen-
try boxes with Gilbert & Sullivan
grandeur, while the band plays "airs
to the King's liking," their eyes, so
haddert by tremendous bearskin hats
that drummer boys have to hold up
the music -for theni
some.
If efficiency expert were to
point out that these never-ending cere-
monies take valuable time and cost a
great deal of money, theEnglishman
would only smile enigmatically; for
an Englishman has a mystic convic-
tion that he enjoys stability in ,gov-
eminent and private life, because he
has for centuries maintained e. what
seems to us a ludierous degree of de-
corum. Evenziair his high- speed finan-
cial world he clings to traditions hun-
dreds of years old because they have
become a sort of symbbl of integrity.
ery bank runner wears. a cutaway
(sometimes green) and top hat. Ev-
ery business man, a short black toat
with derby or black Homburg. Every
judge and lawyer, a white wig. Good
ones cost $40 but it is charged to ad-
vertising famed British justice. If
you were to cash, a cheque at Coutts
& Company, bankers to His Majesty
the King, the money would be shoved
across an open counter (and the sit -
vee literally shoveled)- dignified
gedileman in a 'frock -fooxit. Though
frock coats went out years ago Coutts'
argument is that their managers and
Clerks have always worn them and
there is no more reason to alter them
then' to alter the conservative invest-
ment advice they give you. • - •
In the actual City of London (an
area of 677 acres housing the financial
center) you find a still more amazing
turvival, The City .Guilds or Livery
Companies. Dating to the 12th cen-
tury of Gold and Silver Wyredrawers,
Phe COrdwainers (shoemakers), The
Fletcher's (arrow -makers), and others,
•retain fantastic, though never exercis-
ed, privileges. The •Spectacte Makers
have the right to trample your glass-
es if they suspect they are not up to,
Guild,standard..The Vintners and The
Dyers alone 'shape with the king the
right to possess -swans- on the Thames.
To -day the Guild's' original purpose
of protecting their craftsmen has lost
road while Uncle Peleg and his car
found haven in the ditch. A state
fox ester who had seen the descent
found the old man there, still grip-
ping the wheeL "Uncle Peleg," said
the forester reprovingly, "you were
going a mite too fast; weren't you?"
Uncle Peleg spat out a mouthful of
white whisker. "I never," he dis-
claimed gravely, "was one to iold
with dilly-daliyin'."
* * *
Daniel Webster went shooting one
fall along the Scusset marshes, andt
when it grew dark the inn • where he
was stopping seemed very far away.
He walked for miles—cold and hun-
gry—until he came to a farmhouse. It
was a raw night and the family had
zone to bed. Webster pounded on
the door, and at, last a window was
raised, and a man's voice • asked,
"Whet do you want?"
"I want to stay here all night."
"All right—stay there." And down
went the window. The farmer's mirth
was !ilaudible and invisible, and the
joke was on Webster.
* * 4, • ,
There is a fatnous story of the
Vermonter who was fishing by an
open drawbridge when he saw the lo -
Cal blind man approaching. "By gum!"
he said. "If somebody doesn't tell
that fellow the bridge is open, he'll
fall in." A little later he said again
'to himself, "By gum! If somebody
doesn't tell that, fellow the bridge is
open, he'll fall in." There was a
longer pause, and then be nodded
and said—for the third time to him-
self, "Py gum! He has fallen in."
* * *
I retnember a speech of one typi-
cal down -East Yankee. He delivered
it between pauses, testing each brief
sentence before he uttered it:
"Knew a feller Chce'i 'at pizened
hisself eatin' tainted salmon. out of
one of these here tin cans out of a
stere. Leastwise, they said ez haow
'twuz tainted." Pause. "Eatin' •-it
didn't dew him no real 'good, ez you
might say." Pause. "They figgered
that Win' it wuz enough, just by It-
self, to make WM die." Pause. "Pact
Is,/ don't knoW blit what be did die."
Long pattee. -"I was to the faterat,"
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severe ,atte.eix of e4tica, and oindels
•SCAM* Move fOt'UOUt six weeks.
Then' I started itagng IforMleilogl-r-
abOat halfiktSkonl , every M,OITO•
ing la bet water. few weekee,
xat_iid_Apt thcLawfulfiaints. mysttlitiue..
I have never hut taponsult a doctor
since, and can sun I perfect health
at, 73 years Of e.ge,'Weh 1 can, 991r
Attribute, to taking rEruschen Saltsi
every morning." -'r, X
• Most people grow old long be-
fore their time -beCanse, they neglect
one vitaLereed of health—the need Of
-internal eleanliness. .-Pventnally; they
start eV healthy lrerusehen habit.
Then, •-probehly for the first time in
their lives, they start getting eid, ev-
ery day, of all wasteenatter from the
system. The resit is renewed
health and vigour. ildlments due to
clogged systems, vanish, youth returns,
and life becomes really worth living,
its significance in the mass of labour
unions, yet the mereesurvival of their
pomp serves to remind the heed-
-working Englistman that he can cettnt
on his job as long as he is reliable.
It gives him a sense of continuity
with the past and -of belonging tc
something' bigger thn' 'himself.
On tbe first of May, the Beefeaters,
or Yeomen of the Guaed, in •gold -braid-
ed Tudor costumes, Salenently emerge
from the Tower of LOn.don. and -beat,
or mark, the boundaries of the Tower
with canes. On the same, day ln.
many country parishes, the church-
wardens still go out with green boughs
to establish once more one of the
great tenets. of the gfiglishrnan's life:
his awareness of "What's Mine &
What's Thine." • . ••
-Otiteide St. James's ,Pala,ce you may
see some 500 men, •dressed, in black
velvet jackets, knee breeches, silver -
buckled slippers and eocked hats for
presentation at one of the King's two
or three morning levees each year,
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not Nt4gis or .Hihra bett'alWaYL, Mrs.
You never TOiket4rlicriKtW99 or Ma
but always Misevery trained ITTee!
is Sister, and 017 gentleman, with,
out a title must have Esqlqe after
his name to wilting, while hreoniver-
sation you call 'him by' his last MOO
and never Miter =lees you are a
woman or he your senior. We froWla
on the title system as Imperialistic,
but the English .meemnle believe# it
to be demooratie. Aud euriously en-
ough, for them it does seem to work
that way -
When you arrive at your hotel or
•department store or bank, the door
le openedby a chap in Mack uniform
with a string of medals acress bis
Chest: the Corps of Commissionaire!
—Or doormen de luxe—which 'sprang
into being after the War, comprised of
veterans cited for bravery whose
wounds prevent them from iheavier
work, has over 3,040 members in. Lon-
don, and regards the duties of door -
manning so earnestly that it has on
an annual inspection by' the King,
These men show us English pagean-
try`in hhe making, and, theugh only
a minute pant of the show, they give
the clue to what we Americans might
take from English pageantry and
shape to our Own purposes. Already
we have the cornerstones for such
traditions, but where here they are
few, in England the Y are the very fib-
er of national life. We have, for ex-
ample,' few nrationtal holidays, and
those seldom solemnized by anything
that recalls proud memory of our
past. In England there must be 20
or 30 fete days when the entire na-
tion turns out.
On the King's birthday, loyal- Bre
tone drink His Health in -every cor-
ner of the Empire. When, you board
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E. C. Roswell -
a liner from Bombay ite-Juisiedeas you
Invariably rim into a chap, wbo talks
your ear off shoat "going home," only
to disceeree that he bas rover been tO
England in his life. IMO. lo the Him-
alayas you well find some '"second
son." who left England 30 Yearks before
and, like thousands of Englishmen, at
"home," couldn't be cemraded4 to
wear anything but Ms Old School Tie.
And in, New York, English firma elese
regularly for Bank Holiday, though,
the loyalty costs th,ent hundreds of
dollars in business time.
So, if communism comes. to Eng-
land, the revolution will probably •be
led: by the Archbishop of Oanterbuxy,
"itg thel‘r*s_
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-robe; whiisethe • Croirds: '"
worker* OPOcie TiterTtalS
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If you drive recklessly and have not made up your mind
to stop it, you are going to -find yourself in serious trouble
soon! The Department of Highways is determined to
put reckless drivers off the road and keep them off. If you
need your car in business, stop and think for a minute what
would happen if you had your driving license cancelled.
You might lose your job. But what is your job compared to
the death, crippling, or injuring of a good citizen!
Reckless drivers are criminals going along our highways
breaking laws, maiming and killing defenseless people.
Our laws are adequate and fair. Obey them and you will
keep out of trouble ; break them and take the consequences.
You cannot say you have not been
warned. Stop speeding! Stop cutting
in ! Stop passing on hills. Stop taking
chances of any kind. If you must
drive slower than the average traffic,
keep well to the right side of the
highway or use the side roads. Do
not blocleother traffic.
ONTARIO MOTORISTS
WILL CO-OPERATE
to put reckless drivers where they belong.
Here is what to do. When you see a motorist
driving in a manner dangerous to the public,
take his nuraber, Make a careful note of the
actual time and place and when you reach
. your destination write to the Motor Vehicles
Branch, Department of Highways, Toronto,
giving full details. We do not invite reports
of minor infringements of the traffic laws ;
you are requested to use sound judgment.
We will deal adequately with offenders.
ONTARIO
DEPARTMENT OF IIRAIWAYS
Motor Vehicles Branch
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