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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Expositor, 1934-07-27, Page 3tee rs ir. ir+ 27, i934. 4/4 reenit"4...".:"4te""). neleenlea.','„ie, 'inn! ter•1)., );:i.ere e• e ?Inn!). tee • ..'•••.r. Seheol Seetin, No: 13, Bast WaWaosh, July 25th, 1934. Sketches; by Aastin L. Budge. _The Trustees David Sean, Jan lOotaltes Go. Fetal, visitbation - • Inge bioken in the anterem. Towees) of Life and Death! Hearers! Meg Jack Sean broke two eweeping; Maly Bennett, _neer, ending; • "Wlaater 'Scott one, cap got snik. 'What does expel means ?" ettY0 .Aloz , • Nethery. Shivers! eeTo be 'expelled is awful," broke in Grans. Taellor. Listen! The ruler—hurry in. Dreadful silence! . ' Annie Scotts dark eyes give Inpiea- Qom , • 'er mole, rthe tenet*, 'peaks: We met t6 -day' voice like dyna- mite. ""lhe pegn— ome on girls/ aide tool", •Efepter aiIenee- 'Shoud be expaled.". effivery heart misses'. a -beat at the sound of the word. May let you off this time, bult--" Three. nod to arie anorithere-"this temie, leen but!" Trustee Caultes lays new strap on 'deek. Ty and take care of things, thety cost money." Treetee Fothergill ned spoken... All pas's out. "It was like a year," whispered Jim Parrott, "And we are alive." . The Week Before Christmas Yeaserminartion! The wordin smiles! Smell of cerlar;• Races weshed; trousers •outside of boots, pep! Cirls in their ribbons .. . . sweet! Teacher•in Icing queenly, curls, lde good! • Nies. Fells aeries, then Mrs. Harris - ton, and a !bunh. • Teacher .Miller from Auburn. Sleigb :bells?'? ? ev. Archibald from Blyth and Teach- er, Sloan. Whisper low. A song, The Golden Sli.ppees." asil Coq:thee leads.. nessay, "An Immigrant's Eaperince7, by Lizzie Srett. oluderfal' and Trustee Fothergill replied, "Teacher couldn't beat it." Fourth Class Geography, Lizzie Her- riston head; twenty stand. "Teacher Dross of Morris! lee asks, "The Boundaries of Europe" And South Aimerica." 'Correct!' Parents smile; Trustee 'Scott grave; Minister leased. 'F' -one other classes— so on!, Ceorge Sowler said a piece, "Bingen on the Rhine." .A dozen mote and songs. 'The presentation by Jeannie Scott and George Parrott— he reads: "Dear Teacher, we . . ." and eothe. "Aout to part and . . obs! hands e writing desk arid hurries with fright to seat. Trustee •Coultes speaks, se, Parent Walsh and Minister. "Thanks! Thanks!" (Candies and "Shall we gather at the River?" Too sad for words! Inspector Dewar "A hors? ? ?" A 'horse tied to the fence. 13'ennY! A rattle men, oork leg, shaggy beard, - carpet -bag. Is Jonnny Fells here?" lEforse gets oats; Johnny a good boy. • Igt *41, 4lecUl: .1*(tiArga'.00#0. -.19ki r %arch „ . ee....Seedne and' preaclaal• a. -year •aeeotit'age.' faltakon. • - -• The. .ternetre•edae this vieiniteenr‘. expeYeanteineetheir wheat own penaetit beenga. rj gci crop andthe. min -a.,elexe quality. • . .. • • • SS's. .Prank and Edwin Sneare end -Mese McDonald of Weeente -fen !ale present visitors with Mies Olive SPeare. -nneeelSaunders. -of Windsorein the guest of Mks. Roy •atilleOulloeh. • • Mr. John IndOulloch eptideda.ughter, Lila,.spent the week encl: with friends in towe. Mm. Weitzman of Niagara Palle is at present visiting under the parental roof.' 11nr. Kemp ef 'Munroe teat present +visiting .wieh 'her .parente, .Mr. and Men. Williairs Houghton of the vil- lage. • .+Mise Yellow of Thames Road sent last week the ignest -of her sister, NITS. Rhode, of the village. Mrs. John A...Morris and daughter of Winnipeg •are at, present with Mr. and IMrs. Hugh• Carrie.. 'Mr. Russell 'Soott and family spent the latter part of. last week at Bruce Beetle • Mrs, Rey.) McKay .of Prince Albert is spending the squirmier 'holidays with her parents, Me. and • 1V/rts. Jan Scott. Mrs. Willeen-Battein+ of • Elimiville visited with her aunt, Mrs. S. A. lefiller, part of last. week. • Intended for last week. . A very enj•ayable meeting of the Ladien .Aid was held h thehoarse of Mr. and +Mrs. Andrew MiveLachlan on Wednesday afternoon. After! -devo- tional exercises and thesbusiness, a meieh apineciated piano seleetionwas 'given by Mrs. ,Ray InciCulloeh, and a humorous reading by Tiles. 'Duncan MreKellan. All then proceeded their lovely grounds, where work was • carried on and an excellent lunch was .served by a few of the girls. • Mrs. R. G. MacKay,' son Alex., and d•arughten Margaret, rePrince Albert, have arrived and will spend a few weeks at' the home of Mr. and Mrs. James Scott. DUBLIN Miss Julia Kenny, London, spent a few days with her brthers, Philip and Frank Kenny. Rev. Father 1Vlichell of Neev York and his mother, Mrs. Minnie lVfichell of Toronto were visitors at the home of Mr. and Mrs. James le.rauskopf. Brother Augustine of Montreal is spending a month went his parent, Mr. and Mrs. James .Cronin. Louis Matthews and his another Mrs. P. leratthews, Detroit, spent the' we.ek end- with -Mrs.., K. Stapleton. Mrs. Mar- Krauskopf with Mrs. H. Bri ck lin. Ursula Flanagan is holicla.ying with friends in Detroit. • George Groves of Fort 'Erie was a week endvisitor with friends. Rita Dorrestyn of Stratford visit- ed with MT.. and Mrs. P. J. Tyere. Miss Mary Gilreurrey of Rochester eieited with Mrs. Kathleen Feeney. Inspects . . - Teacher's pet readas, the TT Claps. Mary Ann Blacla Will Parrott, Dave Scott . . others; Cork leg ,goes, telauded. Wif had a supper on it . . ." and • Will Parrott snorts. "Tough picking," ,said Dave. ttention! 31.1ary Ann readsae • "Page 94, Who Stole the Birds Nest? Tow -it, torwit, towee." Stole? wrhet .Comimiaudaneaut in the Bible?" ' Hits cork with staff. This boy answer." "What? Don't know! You little heathens, !study your 'Bibles— That will d." lAirraps 'behind desik and Wks With • teacher. She 1st/files, draws her eyebrows + a- gain smiles and spealks— "Children, if you say the !Comm:and- Mentz well, a half holiday." Maggie Bell, the first! Yes, yes!" Fannie Morton, Hannah Oaultes, John Armour, Mark Mason" "Yes, yes!" and th.e cork g-r-ateses. 'Good-bye." Picnic in Wightman's Bush, 10 a.m., boiling sun, et IMorton's cor- ner, •hurry! Aggie !Marton, cuels .and a new ribbon. Sam George &Weer and basket of pies, jelly cake'tats. Hattie Wightntiann .dinner pail, pies, Appointed Distributor Murray Johnston and Jim Wain have been appointed distributors! for Meell Frontenec Products. foe North Huron, South Bruce, West Perth as far as Listowel. They will have truck storage plants in Goderich and Wingham with headquarters at the Ford garage here which they pur- chased a, short time ago.—Wirigham Advranee-Times. cookies, and -- Tramp, tramp, and sweat . . . Bet your life on the picnic! A wagon . . . Walter Scott's, with voicti,:e laughter, cheers, and "jump on." • The bush, the breeze, the shad -- High Heaven! Mary Jane Vaneamp 'and Bill Stone- house on a ,swing. My! Dare I ask mer sweetheart? She underetands imty Girdles. Geese who? '• r eAtion1.15-407 frie'te,behap, comh1et of the euneeneen Theeel thee 1s +allOg'.:leseleliel$ t the a enion thing at. taking tennedees a alt kingldean'thet nennettrahlle to a tit0 annul tee serleaslen MR o the eeee, of nandetn einaes fixda eke '091a idee *et `ever man le ,Ibtoneld te be- a erieie of life, eined"tn let no !day pass rwithoutt Onding son" taint With the gneein.1 ardee of thin Inxiiidenting :Mane .nlnitr far its :ale orairemnt. Ancethe aithalf co'mies Irene eheeneedy TgAi.0 ithatt a =Ws (Mir nerseists in the things that he oniesses, and- rthwe it le seanelhew •more re.srp &enable and pions to be wane at irk maialeing aarger lving, than it as to lie on, your back !beside the still !waters and thank God that you are alive. !Larne rivers have Oman resand- bialties. They are not expected to sup ply a hundred thensand horsepower to a ononstrous town. It in enough if they 'nen a kaellelese, !amiable course, and keep (the gromes and fields green along tbenelbanke. When you set out to en:love one Of these minor streams in your canoe, you have -no intention eptochenealdng diecoelees, or lino aemeeturs. You float placiday down the/ !water with no loftier am- biton than to veach a 'need) home ground before dark and to pass the intervening hours pleasantly. It is an agreeable mood for one who has done his fair Aare of work in the world; and there is none, perhaps,, in which the human spirit appears to more edventage in the sight of Heav- en. tie. 'it. ine 43. Iitr, a baaaeiter, Voicenef•oxen and it is fall geed felowship. It eget, talk in yar- icale toes, lead .ea. (low, ant of Many: ebjcite, -greveand! gay., Under fare-. !Week cirenneseaneee it will even Tole eleift US' Xing) Yee a river is the'neot 1,6,0frfalpienielialeOf efl ineinlitniate thing% I Will afilterit that a'very good case eadhe made out in avor of the sea, or the mountains, Bulb, after all, lave df • the sea is a disquieting esesioa,' lacking in caraufert and mutual confi- dent The sea is too big tbr loving and too uncertai. It WEI not fit in- to our thounhts. The ineuntain, on the 'other hamd, 9. voiceletss and! im- ealturbable; and its very loftiness sormaternles makes us rthe Mere lone- i. Trees teem to come closer go our life. They • are Ioften rooted in our eicheist feelings); and our isweetesin memories, like bird, build mete in Ineeir branhes. But !when I invite a friend with me to share my ()Aeon+, or wander alone to indulge the lux- ury of indaboriouls thought, my feet turn not to a tree, but to, the bank ef a river, for there the musings' of eoilituide find a friendly accompani- ment, and hramlan intercourse is puri- fied by the murmuring water. Mt is by a friver that I wonlel choose 4» make lore, and rto revive old friend- ships, to play With the children, to esea,pe terom vain, selfish desires, end .cielanse eny mend from ail the false and foolish things that mien- the joy, of The life of a river, like gnat OE a hem= being, consists in the mien of sole and badly, the water and the banks. .They !baring together. The ebreern !Mlds and makes! 'the shore; (hollowing out a bay here, !building a point there; alluring the little leash- es Close to its side, and bending the tall grimtnees over its curreat. The shore guides and controls the stream; now bending it in a hundredi siemens nervs, and now speeding it straight as a wild bee •on itshomeward flight; here hiding the water in a deep cleft 'oerhung with branehee, and there spreading it out like a mirror to re - flet the 'sky and the clouds. Every 'Tinier that flows has some- thing worthy to 'be loved But those that we love Most are the ones we have known best—the stream that eon before our father's dor, the cur- rent on which we vent -geed our first beat or cm. !whose banks we first !peek- ed the evvinflower of young love.. It is with rivers as it is with people: he greatest are not always the most agreeable. Yon can't imagine much ,better coinilpany for a walking trip them Napoleon Bonaparte. I am all or the little rivers.. And if en open fire is, as has been said, the eye of a room, then surely a little river may be called the mouth, the aniost expressive feartarre of a ancllscape. It animates and enlivens. the whole scene. Even a railway ourney becomes tolerable when the black follows the 'come of a running stream. Here is a mill with its drip- ping, lazy wheel, the type of somrso- nt industry; and there is a ev:hite caseade, foaming in silent panne/eine as the train clatters by; aid here is a long, still pool with the cows stand - ng ic-neendeep in the water and swing - mg their tails in calm indifference to the' passing world. Layne rivers .se•ern to have the in- definable quality that ,belongsto cer- tain people in the world—the faculty of exciting interest by their very presence and way of doing thinge. The most fascinasting part of a city or town is that through tabled.' the water flows. Idlers always choose a bridge far their place of meditation when they can get it; and, failing that, yo e will find them .sitting on the edge of a quay or embankment, with their feet 'hanging over the wa- ter. But the !real- way to know a nine river is not to glance •at it here or there in the course of a balky journey, nar to become acquainted Wen it after it has been partly spoil- ed by too close contact with the works of Man. You, must go to its native haunts; and you mlust follow its me- anderinge Whithersoever theymay lead you. Itt is easential that you must be glad to be led; you raust take the lit- tle river for guide, philosopher and friend. For it can show you, better than any other teaher, how nature weeks her enchantments With eolor and 'Music. As evening •drasve near, and the air is full of fibny- insects out for their last dance, the voice of the little river becomes louder and more disbinet. In this mystical hour you will:A-ar the most celestial and entrancing of ald bird notes, the songs of the thrushes—the hermit, the woodithrusb and the veery. .Sane- tianesbut not often, you will see the singee as he pours his -whole heart into a long liquid chant, the clear votes rising and falling, echoing in endless .curves of sound. Baseball! Dave Dunbar, Jack 'Coultes, Pete Monerieff with 'bats. "Down with the Ninth!" Tom Agnew shouts from there— "Look afraid, eh?" ThIe.game . . . Tom out, .ancl. Pete Porterfield flied to Jack Vancamp. Cheers! Jim Bone, tick -and -catch, 'to Jack Coulrbes. P. W. Scott to bat—a bit, a run. Ed. Coates a run; Jim Weleh a ran, "It wasa foul. Int w -a -s, so then!" Score? 'Nuff said. Corrected! Frequent moverbents are nearly al- ways due to an irritation in the intestines set up by fermenting food which has not digested. Baby's Own Tablets gently and promptly aid tnitureie getting rid , of this irritation. 'At the first eigns of peeviehtiess or diarrhoea," -wites Mrd. Alton A. Parehar, Gilenalmond, Quebec, "I gave Babe's Own Tablets amnia" a yery short time baby would be well and smiling his thanly." They are a gale remedy for al siniple baby sin merits.%260 at all drug storm 224 DeWilliame BABY'S OWN TABLETS The tables. Minnie Harrison, Sas Walsh, Lizzie Edwards, and, a;nel--- Said: "We'll feed you on pie for beating the Ninth." The lorgreers; another ?senile and a swing; carry her basket— Sunset and evening star; Deeians! The Unit Day Easter—, ' The call of 'srpritig ,and work; Jack Inaredonald,Jaek 'Par-rot:1n -Susan • Bell, Maggie Morton A jolly 'bench. Maggie Nicol, ;Httie Black, Jemema Stonehouse, ' • Sclatee and lbooks .and farewell.' • Webber looks! sad Albert Cook—nice lien° ehiap—aske, "Where going?" Sarah Jane Rath and Beal ISeatt, a arting snowibell. Jack Wigiterman gives away his pen and ink— • Tag, tag! I !touched pie last. Old seat under the chimney) good- bye! Teeenern 'desk and teat of judgment, and **Wont The eche of the voices fade., We donne-, • "Dear ail No.„13,ratev6eale". ee•e„.„,.,ene,.....)".erenee.enentetenneeleenneekte itnentereenenneteeneekenneeeneeen cL Nothing Serious 4,. !1, ee. 41' ender the Aegis of the Ne* Deal, the white 'South is beating the Negro out of his eye teeth by the use of Federal funds. And the Negro, well he remindsus of that 'delicious story of the races standing before Gad. enVihat will you have?" "Gold,"- answers the white man. "Power," answers the yellow men. Peace," answers the brown man. •I'Happy Hunting Grounds," answers the red man:' But the black man, merely smiles deprcatingly: !"Nrettirce Nuttine I'se jest sorta lookin"roned." Secretary; "May I 'have weeks salary? broke," Boss: "No, •my wife made promise not to make any advances to you." With Violet cuddling in his arms, • He drove his Ford—poor silly. 'Where once he held his Violet, There now is clasped a lily. nett '• countTer°su, sowu9mePak?ellUt'ily1:1%11w;t11;171nt,:, ra new stock, you plan your wreligi, and a hundred other necessary, jobs: conduct of your business. "But how .about the biggest job of 411-040,Otill ple and telling them repeatedly that you areAil btisineSS-04 m the goods they need. Do you do that REOTILARLY.f.: , figure ,you are going to get yourshareof the avallalgeuS,,,, if you don't tell folks about your merchandise or your serVi4 ,:, REGULAR intervals instead of &tang the job spsmodiclly', not at all? "By all known tests, experience and thousands of records, the acknowledged best -of -all medium for REGULARITY is act vertising ih the local newspaper. A neWSpaper going REGULAR- LY into the homes of your possible customers, not only in your town but the surrounding territory as wel, makes it easy enough for anyone to. see how your local newspaper offers you tha finest kind of a vehicle for carrying your business message REGULAR- LY to the people. "And don't think these folks won't miss your REGULARITY of advertising. They look for their newspaper REGULARLY, READ IT REGULARLY, study its advertising (yours, if it's there) REGULARLY. mis 51 And what's mare, you'll find they are buying fairly REGU- LARLY, too, if you'll just check up, especially with the adver- tisers who do ti.se space REGULARLY. "YOURS FOR MORE REGULARITY IN ADVERTISING." The Huron Expositor et me She: "Hlaw did ydu learn to kiss so well?" He: "Oh, I used to blow a bugle" A newspapter reporter seated at the repeaters' table at a great revival meeting, was asked by a pretty Sal- vation lass: "Are you salted? Come to the Peni- tent Form." "Press," was the journalist's reply. "Oh," said the Salvation girl, gent- ly and respectfully. "I beg your par- don." Children under 16 in London, Ont., will be warned to be home by nine in the evening, after which they can sit on the porch and wait for the rest of the famelyeto show up. — Stratford Beacon -Herald. A small boy was rushing madly down the street when he ran into a stranger. VH,eryle What%) the imatter ;with you?" bawled) the stranger. "Think there, is a fire?" "No," the boy panted apologetic- ally, "I'm running home .to stop a fight." "Who is fighting?" aeked the stranger. "Ma and Pa," was the terse reply. 'Say," queried the stranger re - flectiyely, "who is your father any- way?" "Humph!" snapped the boy over his shoulder, as he scurried down the street, "thane what they're fightin' over." Landlord (to a would-be tenant): "But are you really quiet people?" "Yes, I can promise you that. You wn't-be aware of our coming and going et all." "Did you know I've taken up short Story writing as a profession?" "Sold, anything?" "Yes, my watch, my mandoline, and my overcoat." Young Farmer: "What happened 'to those suet puddings you made yes- terday, Jane?" Young Wife; "As you didn't like them, I gave them to the duks:" Farmer (mournfully): "So that's where Imty ducks have gone—they've sunk!" "When the judge ruled that Smith had to pay alimony, how did he feel about it?" "Ohagrined." "And how did his wife feel about it?" "She grinned." on the doorstep and' said: • "My good' men, are you so hungry that you are Obliged to eat grass? "Ys, ma'am," teplied the tramp. 'Oh, dear," said the lady.' "Come around to the kitchen door; :the grass is longer there." Providing for the future a.nd wor- ry over it are two different things. An aged couple had -been sitting in front of the fire a long time without speaking. At length the husband in- quired: 'What were you thinking aixeit ?" The wife replied: "I was just thinking how long we have lived to- gether and that it couldn't' go on for- ever like this and the time will soon oome when one of us will have to go." "Yes," assented the old man., "but It's no use to worry ebout that now." "No," was the reply, "but I was just thinking that when it does hap- pen I would like to go toCalifornia to live." A tramp entering the gates of a submiban villa knelt down on the lawn and began to eat the grass. The old lady who lived • in the villa, noticing the pathetic performance, came out Little bankroll, ere we part, Let me press you to my heart, All the year I've worked for you, I've been faithful, you've been true. Little bankroll in a ..day You and I will go away, To find some gay and festive spot; I'll return—but you will not. Mike Williams, (eNeil Sevier's bet- ting commissioner, told us on the way ho -me from the track the other even- ing, about the 'Rabbi whose son was a bit of !si. backslider. Usually on any implartant holiday or fast day the father would see to it that the son oserved' it !properly. Howver, the son enjoyed to another state and whea the holidays :came around the father would be very much worried for fear that the son might overlook them: It was this fear that prompted hien to wire his son—"Don't forget Yorn Kippur etarts to -Morrow." To which the son replied — "No bookies here, put ten on it for me)' —Turf Digest. CYCLISTS' PARADISE In Holland, the bicycle is neither a fad nor an anachronitna it is a tool perfectly suited to its purpose. Holland has no 'hills (most of its son being in. reality but the ormbined deltas of the Rhine, the Meuse and the Scheldt); aleo eery few distancee except ehort distances, while I doubt • if a better network of roads lies in any other region of like size im Ewe ope. A motor 'vehicle for every six Americans—a leg vehicle for every three Elollanders. And this in • country which has three thews aS much railroad trackage per squaen nnle as has the United States. Holland is a pedal -pusher's Parse dise. We really saw the countny for the first time when we rented wheels for the equivalent of 60 centh per day per person. No waiting for schedules. We .self -started and self - stopped; ate, rested, gazed and baled wherever we chose and .warien—Trarvel. PROTECTED BY But it is not only to the life of the birds and flowers that the little rivers introduce. you. They lead you often into familiarity with human nature in undress, rejoicing in tbe liberty of old clothes, or af none at ell. • And since emeres "little ways" are usuaBy more inrberesting than their !grand manners, off guard they frequentlly 'show to better advantage then when they are an 'erade. The very best thing ot Charles Darienn that I 'know $s a bit froin a letter to his wile: ."-At last I fell seeleeten he evelorte, eon the gratis, and alwake with a chorus of birds singing around me, and seedirrels running up the tree, and same woodpeckers laughing; and it was as pleasant and rued a scene as ever I saw; and I did hot care one penny how Any ice the !birdh or beats had been foremen 403 SHOCK ABSORBERS" When your car hits a bump, a rut or a stone, it's the tires that must take the first shock. To absorb and lessen these jolts every Gutta Percha Tire has seven built-in " Shock absorbers" —pads of live gum rubber which take the punishment, saving the fabric, giv- ing easier riding and greatly lengthen- ing the life of the tire—at no extra -cost to you. GUTTA PERCHA & RUBBER. 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