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Motor Accident
'On Wednesday afternoon of last
week three cars were involved in an
auto accident which took place at
Devon Corners, 1/2 ITtiies south of
Exeter, Two of the e cars were somie-
-what damaged but fortunately tip
person was injured. 'Mr. J. Madden,
of Dashwood, with three passengers,
was earning onto the highway from
the Crediton road. 1Hle had stopped
at the sign but on coming onto the
highway he was sideswiped by a car
driven by Harold 'D'Archy, of Tillson-
•'burg, while on his way to Goderich.
Closely following the D'Archy car
was another car driven by Fred Mil-
ton, also being driven to Goderich.
Mr. Madden's car was driven a dist-
ance of some 130 feet along the high-
way while the D'Archy car was turn-
ed completely around facing in the
direction from which it had come.
The third car rammed the D'Archy
car. After a change of tires all three
cars were able to proceed on their
way. The accident was investigated
+by Trafil•c Officer Lever and 'constable
Norry.—•IExe'ter Times -Advocate.
Local Student Wins Scholarship
(Principal G. L. Brackenbury of the
high • school received word Wednes-
day morning that Miss E. Jean Weib-
dter, who passed her Upper School
.examinations this summer. had won
the Carter 'Seholarship. This scholar-
ship is open to Upper •School pupils
who attend high school in; Huron
County and the pupils e ust write 10
subjects, one of which is English, al-
,eo two 'Mathe.matics. Alexander G.
McVicar, of Goderich., came second,
rand Mary 1. Houston, of Goderich,
third. The prizes for this scholarship
are cash: 1st, $100; 2nd; $60; 3rd,
. 40..--Wingham Advance -Times.
Faints When Deer Invades Kitchen
(Friday night a young deer, one of
this season's fawns, emerged from.
the valley of the Maitland River, ob-
viously pursued by dogs, and was
given a merry chase through • the
streets of Goderich by several young
men. It ran into the summer kitchen
of an East Street home, which had
that day been visited by death ands
where friends and neighbors wlere
•> -sitting up late. Hearing a commotion
in the sumirner kitchen, a door was
opened and the light turned on.. So
great was the shock from the sight
of viewing the seared rilepr under
suoh unusual circumstances, that one
lady fainted. Zurich Herald.
Had Narrow Escape
T. Churchill.; foreman of the Clin-
ton Knitting Co., had a close call
one evening recently, when he receiv-
ed several grains of shot h the head
from' a gun that was-,. accidently dis-
charged as he lay on a couch in his
own home. He had been out hunting._
in the afternoon and on .his return
laid his gun on the table and lay
down for a rest. In some manner his
little -see touched the trigger and the
gun discharged, most of the charge 1
going into the wall of the, room, but
a few shots entering Mr. Churchill's
forehead.—Zurich Herald.
Major Don. MacKay is Self -Made Man
Major Donald M. MacKay, M.P.P.-
elect for the Cariboo constituency of
the British Cohen -hie Legislature,
who is a native of ,Goderieh, the son
of Captain Dan MacKay, is still a
young man, (being but 45 years of
age, but he has seen a lot of life and
of this world and has a fine record
to his credit. After he attended old
St. Andrew's ward school, now a
memory, he went to Collegiate for
three years and then took up sur-
veying. He went west with a man
named Plunkett and worked in turn
for the Federal and British Columbia
Governments, meantime putting him-
self through college as a civiln-
gineer by dint of hard study. When
war broke out he enlisted with the
30th -battalion and went overseas with
the first contingent. He returned with
the rank of major and the D.C.M. and
O.B.E. decorations. Major D. M. Mac-
Kay, M.P.P., was in his .early twen-
ties when he left Goderich, but he
has scores • of friends and school
chums here who were elated to hear
of his success. He always had a flair
for politics, even •as a youth. !His an-
cestors are of the Scotch-Pres'by.ter-
ian-,Liberal type for generations back
and certainly no one is more .proud
of his success than is his father, Cap-
tain Dan, a Grit of the old school.
Major MacKay married' a Vancouver
girl and has two .young sons. Up un-
til recently the family has resided in
Victoria, but recently 'moved to Wil-
liams Lake, which is in the Cariboo
mining district.—Goderich Star.
Appointment For Auctioneer
IM'r. W. E. Nairn, well known auc-
tioneer, has accepted the.position of
auctioneer for the London 'Sales and:
Exchange and commenced his duties
on Saturday. On Tuesday, Thomas
James, manager of the London con-
cern, which conducts consignment
sales in the Forest City fair grounds
each Saturday in the year, went to
.St. Marys and offered Mr. Nairn a
contract. After due consideration, W.
E. accepted it. This is a new depar-
ture for Mr. Nairn who has been
engaged in the auctioneering husi-
inss for the past nineteen years. Mr.
Nairn is well known in 'Mitchell and
district, having conducted numerous
auction sales in the farming com-
munity here.,Mitchell Advocate.
WALTON
Intended for last week.
Miss Margaret Love, R.N., spent
a few days at the home of Miss
Bessie and Ed. Davidson.
Mr. and Mrs. Lawrence Cummings
spent Tuesday in London.
The comedy drama, "Wild Ginger,"
will be presented in the A. 0. U. W.
Hall on Friday evening, November
10th, under the auspices.of the Young
They
shall have
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they go
Upstairs . . . or down-
stairs. In library, bedroom,
play -room or den! 'Any-
where and everywhere in
the house you can take these
compact little Radios and
enjoy the thrilling perform-
ance of a truly modern
superheterodyne.
Small in size; compact; yet
offering sensitivity, tone
quality and .. volume that
would do credit to a console
set.
It is only, in the past year
that radio engineers have
developed 't h e small radio
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'CUT THIS OUT
EXCELLENT RECIPE • FOR CA-
TARRH, CATARRHAL DEAF-
NESS AND HEAD NOISES
IIf you know of some one oho is
troubled with Catarrhal Deafness,
head noises or ordinary catarrh cut
out this formtula and hand it to therm
and you may have been the means of
saving some poor sufferer perhaps
from total deafness. Scientists for a
long time past have recognized that
catarrh is a constitutional disease
and necessarily requires constitution-
al treatment. .
Sprays, inhalers and nose douches
are liable to irritate the delicate air
passages and force the disease into
the' meddle ear which frequently
means total deafness, or else the dis-
ease may be driven down the air pas-
sages towards the lungs which is
equally as dangerous. The following
formula which is used extensively is
a constitutional treatment and should
prove especially efficacious to suf-
ferers.
(Secure f�r9rr ,your druggist 1 ounce
of Parmint (double strength). Take
this home and add to it t/4 pint of hot
water and a little granulated sugar;
stir until dissolved.. Tann one table-
spoonful four times a day. This will
often bring quick relief from dis-
tressing head noises. Clogged nos
trils- should open, breathing become
easy and hearing improve as the in-
flammation in the eustachian tubes
is reduced. ,Parmint used in this
way acts directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system and
has a tonic action that helps to ob-
tain the desired results. The pre-
paration is easy to make, costs little
and is pleasant to. take. Every per-
son who has catarrh or head noises
or is hard of hearing should give this
treatment a trial.
People's society of Duff's United
Church. Splendid 'musical numbers.
are being prepared to be given be-
tween acts. This play will also be
given in Brussels Town Hall on
Thursday evening, Novemlber leech,
under the auspices of the Women's
Aux;liary 'of St. John's Anglican
church.
A coiiiiinunity danee was held in
the A. 0. U. W. Hall on Wednesday
evening. The music was furnished
by the Kirldby and Watt orchestra.
A large bale of clothing was sent
to the needy area of Saskatchewan
last week by the Womnen•'s Associa-
tiori of Duff's United 'Church.
BAYFIELD
(Intended for last week. -
Mrs. M. Elliott returned on Sun-
day from Detroit, where she spent
a week with her daughter, Miss Lola
Elliott.
Dr. and ,Mrs. A. S. Atkinson and
Casey Atkinson, of Detroit, were at
their cottage for the week end.
'Mr. and Mrs. F. A. Edwards re-
turned Saturday from a two weeks'
visit at Kitchener and Waterloo.
They were accompanied home by Mr.
Walter Grierson and Miss Ruth
Fisher who returned home Sunday.
(Rev. Mr. Bugler. Mrs. Bugler and
son and Mr. Bugler, Sr,, arrived last
week and Mr. Bugler conducted ser-
vices at the three churches on Sun-
day.
Mary Widcombe returned last
week after a month's visit .with" her
sister, Mrs. Allen Pye, Windsor.
The funeral of the late Dr. Woods
was held on Thursday afternoon af-
ter a short service at his late home,
proceeded to Trinity Church. service,.
being conducted by Rev. F. Hi Paull,
of East Windsor,- and' Rev. W.• .T.
Bugler. The active pallbearers were
D. H. McNaughton, Wm. Scotchmer,
Wm. Stinson, JamesH. Reid,m.
W J.S so W
J: Elliott, Hugh R. McKay: honorary
pallbearers, Dr, W. F. Gallow, God-
erich; 'Dr. W. Shaw, Clinton; Drr.
McKinnon, Zurich; Dr. S. Burris,
Bayfield; Dr. E. Phewis, Toronto, and
Dr. (HI. H. Ross, Seaforth. Mr. and
Mrs. W. Buchan, Dunnville; Dr. and
'Mrs. E. P. Lewis, Toronto; Mr. Lau-
der Buchan and Rev. and Mrs. F. H.
Pauli, of East Windsor, attended.
Dr. Woods' funeral last week. The
many beautiful floral offering1
show-
ed the esteem of many friends.
Will those who won prizes at Bay-
field Fair call at once and get their
prizes as the officers are anxious to
have the business of the last Fair
settled?
EXETER
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E °HURON EXPOSITOR •
one on 'Novemlber 116th}. •
At theCouncil meeting en Mous'
day nigt, it was reported that the
need for relief would. be more press-
ing than ever this winter and a cen-
tral committee was suggested to deal
with the matter. In previous winters
Exeter got off Lightly.
Several delegates from this colmt-
munity attended the convention of
Wonisn's Institutes of Western On-
tario held at London. Among them
were Miss Nettie Keddy, District
President; Mrs. A. Rundle, District
u
Chairman of Education; ; ca , Mrs Edwin
Walker, of Exeter, and Mrs. Gordon
Bolton, of Hurondale.
The engagement is announced of
Miss Marjorie May, daughter of 0.Mr.
and 'Mrs. George Westcott, ne Mr.
Williarn Harvey Pollen, of Exeter,
the wedding to take place this month.
ZURICH -
(Intended for last week)
Hay Council Meeting.—The regular
monthly meeting of the council of
the Township of Hay, was held in
the Town Hall, Zurich, on Monday,.
November 6th, with all the members
r;a•esent. After adopting the minutes
of the October meeting, the commun-
ications were disposed of. The fon
levying resolutioris were passed: That
Kenneth Routledge. be reappointed
Collector of Taxes for the Township
of Hay, his remuneration to be three
per cent. of all arrears of taxes that
he collects and pays to the Treasurer,
and that a by-law be prepared for
passing at the 'D'ncemlbier council
meeting to confirm the appointment;
that By-law No. 11, 1933, providing
for borrowing money to: meet current
expenditures until taxes are paid, be
read three times and finally passed.
That accounts covering payments on
Township Roads, Telephone and Gen-
eral accounts be passed as per vouch-
ers: Township Roads—Dominion Rd.
Machinery Co., repairs crusher, $6.15;
H. (Steinlbach, Z. P. V., $6.85; J. Parke
(Rioad 1, $10.40; U. A. Pfrle, Road 14,
$72; S. Martin, Road 6, $6; G. Sur-
erus, Road 9, $2.40; S. McArthur,
Road 1; $6; Johnston & Kalbfleisch,
wire, Road 9, $1.20; W. J. Jarrott,
express, $3.68;G.•. -Brock, repair ac-
count, $1; 'Canada Culvert Co., corru-
gated pipe, Road 8, $55.30; J. Sararas,
Road 15, $168.50; N. Foster, Road 6,
$42.40; R. 'Miller, Road 9, $149.40;
T. Seinbach, Road 8;, $9.35; H. Bell,
Road 3, $6; J. 'M. Ziler, Road 10,
820.5.45; W, J. Harvey, power, etc.,
3306.9,6; Geo. Armstrong. Road 2,
$5; G. Tinney, 'Road 3, $7.48. Tele-
phone Accounts — Zurich Hydro,
lights, 2 months, $3.57; Bert Holt,
error, $10; Bell Telephone Co., tolls,
August to September, $183.05; North-
ern Electric Go., material, $165.03 ;
Zurich Central. switching 5 weeks,
$85; Economical Fire Insurance Go.,
insurance central office, 524; H; G.
Hess, labor, etc., $155.06; E. R.
Guenther, cartage, 65c. Township
Accounts—Zurich Hydro, lights, town
hall, 2 months, $2.50; F. Uttley, re-
pairs, town hall, $2.55; Ontario Hos-
pital, re C. Rupp, 3 months„ S39.00;
Perth Fire Insurance Co., insurance
on hall, $20; A. Melick, selecting
jurors, $2; W. H. Edighoffer, select-
ing jurors, $2; A. F. Hess, selecting
jurors, 35; Waterloo Fire Insurance
Co:, insurance, hall, 821; Exeter Agri-
cultural Society, grant, $10; J. Gal-
ster, pay list, re Zurich Drain South,
$73.45; E. Deters. Sr., Weed Inspec-
tor, $29.40• S. Hoffman, inspector,
Masse Drai'> , 81: C. Melick, balance
Alexander Award Drains, $23. The
council adjourned to meet again on
Monday, December 4th, at 1.30 o'clock
in the afternoon.—A. F. Hess, Clerk.
•
(Intended for last week. -
Mr. Kenneth C. 'Stanbury, barrister
of Toronto, visited at his home here
over the week end.
(Rev. Dr. Wallace, of Toronto, was
the special preacher at the annivers-
ary services of Main Street United
Church on Sunday, and delighted
large audiences (both morning and ev-
ening. Mrs. A. Clark and Mr. Frank
Elliott; of Brantford, assisted the
choir. ,...3n the morning Caven Pres-
byterian Church closed for the occa-
sion, and in the evening all the
churches •of towns withdrew their ser-
vices.
The services in 'Caven Presbyterian
Church next Sunday, November 13,
will be taken by Mr. Gordon Peddie,
B.A., of Knox College, who for the
past four years has been the popul?r
student minister at Knox Church,
Bayfield. The congregation meets on
Wednesday of this week to select a
new minister.
The Bishop of Huron held Con-
firmation services in Trivett Mem-
orial Church on 'Friday evenine last.
'Mr. William( Balkwill, Jr., who has
been seriously ill' with typhoid fever,
is reported as improving.
The Central 'Hotel, recently vacat,
ed by Mr. E. Lowry, owing to in
health, was re -opened on Monday by
Mr. 'Homer Bagshaw.
A second carload of foodstuffs for
Saskatchewan, was shipped from Ex-
eter station on Tuesday last to
Alamleda. The car shipped the pre-•
vious week went to Flaxcom'be.
The many friends of Mrs. Walter
Cutbush are glad to learn of 11.er re-
covery after an operation las+ week
at St. ,Joseph's Hospital, London.
Fowl suppers seems to be scarce
in this locality this year, but the peo-
ple of Caven Presbyterian Church are
keeping up the old custom by having
The Well Known
Human Race
(As arringed by The Reader's Digest)
When Theodore R•oos•evelt was Pos
lice Commissioner a:notorious foreign
agitator, widely .known as a "Jew
baiter." came to New York to op*ir
a campaign in the United States. His
friends appealed. for police protection.
at his first speech. "He shall have
ell the police protection he wants,"
CommissioiiernIten nnelt assured the
delegation. Then he instructed a po-
lice inspector to send, him "30 trusty,
intelligent Jewish m(eenlbers . of the
force, men whose faces most" clearly
show their race."
'Shortly an unmistakably Hebraic
assemblage stood in uniform before
him-., Roosevelt revealed the circum -
(stances of their assignment and ad-
jured them to uphold the standards
of religious liberty in the chief city
of the United States.
That evening, when the Jew bait-
ers came to the hall, expecting trou-
ble with a niob of Jews, they could
hardly believe their eyes. The agita-
tor and his followers walked between
rows of stern, solemn Jewish police-
men, standing mute and stiff as sta-
tues. The Jews, moreover, who came
bent on disturbing the meeting, were
restrained by • the mere presence of
their brethren. When One did let his
anger rise above control, a Jewish
policeman firmly threw him cut of
the hall. The (meeting failed utterly
from lack of opposition.. --(Theodore
Roosevelt—The Boy and the Man.
* * *
(Recently, King Gustav of Sweden,
celebrating his 75th (birthday. found
in his mail a lejter which his dutiful
secretary had left unopened, as it
was marked i'strictly private." It
began: "Darling. Can you meet me
this evening at our usual rendezv-
ous?" As a Swedish diplomat tells
the story, "King Gustav looked start-
led, and hastily glanced at the en-
velope. He saw it was addressed to
a sailor on hoard the warship Gus-
tav V. The King has a kind heart
—and a sense of humor. He dictated:
a telegram to the captain o!f the ship
instructing him to grant the sailor
leave for the evening." --'Literary Di-
gest,
* * *
The famous French satirical writ-
er. Voltaire, was worth $600,000 at
,the age of 40. But he did not earn
his money from" books., nee made
most of it by lending money to needy
noblemen. He would lend an heir to
an estate a large sum on condition
that he would pay him 10'4 per cent.
interest on th.e amount as long as
both of them lived. The heir would
be neither required nor allowed to
pay off the principal; and the agree-
ment' ended only when Voltaire died.
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Voltaire piekted only younger,, mer_
and, because of his tubercular ap-
pearance, had no difficulty in getting
clients. Itis said that when a nrcrs-
pective buyer hesitated, the satirise:
would cough in a way that always
closed the deal.Youth's Companion.
• * * *
Otto Kahn, the well known finan-
cier, was one day deivine• through
the lower East Side of New York
when he saw a 'large sign reading:
"Samuel Kahn, cousin ,ef Otto Kahn."
He immediately called up his lawyer,
instructing him'to have the sign
changed, sparing no expense. A few
day' later, Icahn drove by the place
again. The offending sign had been
changed. It read: "Samuel Kahn,
for•hrterly cousin of 'Otto' Kahn."—
Contributed.
* * *
George Bernard Shaw was poring
ever a second-hand bookstall of vol-
umes 'much marked down, when he
came across a volume containing his
own plays. The bask was inscribed,
moreover, to a friend, beneath whose
name on the fly leaf G. B. S. saw,
written in his own hand, "With the
compliments of George 'Bernard
$haw." Buying' the book, Mr. S'raw
wrote under the inscription: "With
renewed compliments. B. B. S.," and
sent it back to the early recipient.—
Contribud.
* * *
Fritz Kreisler, the violinist, found
himsaelf in Hamburg, one evening
with an hour to spare before taking
his boat to London where he was to
play the following evening. So he
wandered into a music shop The
proprietor asked to see his violin
which he carried under his arm. In.
a momenrt'he disappeared, to reappear
with two policeimen. One laid his
hand on Kreisler's shoulder and said,
"You are under arrest."
"Far what?" asked Kreisler.
"You have Fritz Kreisler's violin."
"Well, I am Fritz Kreisler."
"Come, come," said the policeman,
"you cannot pull that one on us.
Come to the station."
,Kreisler's boat sailed in at hour.
He had to do some quick thinking.
"I looked around," he says,, "an'l
in the corner 1I saw a Victrola. I
asked the proprietor if he had any of
Fritz Kreisle'r's records; he produced
the 'Old Refrain,' put it on for me,
and played it through. 'Now,' 1 said,
'let me have my violin.' Then with
whatever ,skill I may command I
played the 'Old Refrain.' When I
Acids In Stomach
Cause Indigestion
Create Sourness, Gas and Pain.
How to Treat.
Medical authorities state that
nearly nine -tenths of the cases of
stomach trouble, Indigestion, sour-
ness, burning, gas, bloating, nausea.,
etc., are due to an excess of hydro-
chloric acid to the stomach. The
delicate stomach lining is irritated,
digestion 'is delayed and food sours,
causing the disagreeable symptoms
which every stomach sufferer knows
s0 well.
Artificial digestants are not need-
ed in such cases and may do real
harm. Try laying aside all digestive
aids and instead PrPt from any drue-
gtst some Rtsurated Magnesia and
take a teaspoonful in water right
after eating. 'Chia aweetPna the
stomach, prevent, !On formation of
excess acid and tiler,. is no sourness,
gas or pain, BBIaurnted Magnesia,
(in powder form --never liriuid or
milk) Is harmless, Inexpensive, and
1s a fine remedy for acid stomach.
Tt is used by thousands of people
who enjoy their meals with no fear
of indigestion,
was through I said, `Are you satis-
fied?'"
With profuse apologies they bowed
him out to freedom—The Automo-
bilist.
* * *
A visitor to the • White House dur-
ing the Coolidge administration said
to the President that he would great-
ly appreciate the gift of a cigar, not
for himself but fora friend Who had
the eccentricity of collecting eigar
hands front famous smokers all over
the world. President Ccolidge
thought the matter over for a few
seconds, then reached for a box of
cigars. Taking one out, he care-
fuully removed., the 'band!, replaced
the cigar in the box and..handed the
hand to his visitor. --Sir Harry Lau-
der, Roamin' in the Gloamin'.
* * *
Cornelia Otis Skinner declares that
as a child" she was so ugly that her
mother used to weep. "But I did
have ag enius for something even
then,'' she says. "I was good at
trade and I. made the money off dad.
He thought I was a good correspond-
ent. I was; for, every letter J wrote
hint, T received an answer. I cut the
Corrnelia' from the address on the
envelope containing his reply, and
sold the `Otis Skinner' as my father•'!s
arftograph. Sometimes it 'brought a
dime, sometimes a quarter."—N. Y.
World -Telegram.
* * *
Colonel Cody (Buffalo Bill) used to
tell the story of an English visitor
to the Wiest. While riding through a
Rocky 'Mountain canyon one day, a
tremendous gust of wind swooped
down and actually carried the Eng-
lishman off the wagon seat. After
he had picked himself up and combed
the sand and gravel out of his whis-
kers, he said, `(I say! I think you
overdo ventilation in this country!"
—rid -Si ts.
* * *
,Senator Borah's studious prepara-
tion of a question, and his astonish-
ing memory, make him dangerous in
debate. Once Senator Henry Cabot
Lodge, opposing him, 'stood up to
read a paragraph from an obscure
state paper by James Madison. Borah
listened to the quotation. "If the
Senator will continue to read," he
said, "he will find that Madison fur-
ther says this." Ann then, to the
amazement of the Senate and the
confusion of the scholarly Mr. Lodge,
Borah proceeded to quote eserbatirn
from memory. Mr. Lodge sat down
without another word. — Beverly
Smith in American Magazine.
***
During the World War, General
Hugh S. Johnson, now dy-namic lead-
er of NRA, helped to draft the Selec-
tive Service Law and was put in
charge of its execution by General
Crowder. But Congress, 'bickered ov-
er the 'hill So Johnson took the bit
in his teeth. He knew that 30,000,000
registration cards would have to be
printed and distributed, and that
there would not he time because of
the delay by Congress unless some-
thing was done without authoriza-
tion.Printer,
� .d the Public
tion. So he sale,
Cornelius Ford, to take a chance with
him and print the cardia. Ford did
so, and they piled up in the printing
office until there was hardly room to
prove, Secrecy became more and more
difficult.
iTahn'aon solved that problemby
getting the Post Office Department
to put thorn in nicks ready for mail-
ing to every sheriff and mayor in the
comity. 'Finally General Crowder
hurried into .Johnson's office with
word that the bill was through Con-
e
gress; he was anxious about the
pririting of the cards. Johnson look-
ed up at him, the long strain over—
it would have meant ruin to him and
Ford if the bill had not gone through
—and, after some hesitation, confer-
sed that the cards were already print-
ed.
"The Secretary •of War •won't like
it!" gasped General Crowder.
"Do you like it?"
..Yes.,,
"Then so will he." s
"All right; oiler them mailed as
soon as p0.ssible."
"They are already mailed said
s'ourg Captain Johnsop,,by this time . ..
his usual unperturned self.—Russell
Owen in N. Y. Times Magazine.
* * *
In Hollywood they tell this story
about William Tibbett, famous West-
ern sheriff and father of Lawrence
Tibbett. A riot broke out in' a small
town, and the local constable wired
Tibbett to send end aid. Ina short times,
.
.
Tibbett arrived. "What!" said the
constable, "just you, only one man?"
"Well,"• answered Tilbbett, "there
is only one riot, isn't there?"—N. Y.
!Morning Telegraph.
The oil palm is the most import-
ant erop of Nigeria and grows wild
throughout the south.
In the international fight for mar-
kets, even ground -nuts (peanuts) are
classified and graded.
,Severai new specimens of stone
flies in Western Canada have been
collected by Manitoba entomologists.
Experiments are 'being carried out
at the forest research institute at
Dehra Dun, British India, to produce
artificial silk from 'bamboo pulp.
Kola nuts are chewed as a stimu-
lant in West Africa ,where the plant-
ing of Rola trees has increased con-
siderably during recent years.
The preliminary estimate of the
wheat crops of the three, Prairid
Province's is 2611 million bushels, com-
pared with 408.4 million bushels in
1932 and a final estimate of 301,181,-
000 bushels for 1931.
Large advances from last year have
been made in Canadian exports to
the United Kingdorn for the first nine
months of this year, particularly in
wheat, flour, cattle and timlber.