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The cangsagation of 'Dashwood
Lutheran C'hur'ch .itextdered• a rousing
• •reception to their new :pastor, Rev.
'T. Luft and 'Mira. Luft and family
on Monday ,evening. Mr. L. It Rader
acted as chairman for the occasion.
-A male quartette, oolmiposed of L.
Kraft, C. •!Pfile, F. Preeter and R.
Miller, sang and C. P'file also favored
-with a solo, A •mouthorgan and o' -
gam ;duet by Alvin and Laura Radet:
Speeches were made by the three
visiting' Imfnistersy Roe. 'Sturm, of
Mitchell; Rev. Pollex, of 'Seelbach Hill
and Rev. 'Shute, of Logan. At the
•close of the ,program the audience in
File passed and shook hands with -the
pastor and family. During the serv-
ing of refreshments, the guests of
]honor, including the four ministers
and their wives and the elders of the
tahurct„ were seated at a prettily ar-,
teanged table. 'Rev., and Mrs. Luft
-were each ,presented with a :beautiful
bouquet of flowers by Mr. M,orenz,
•9ihe oldest• mrenilber of the congrega-
+<tion, The meeting closed by singing
the doxology.—Zarich Herald.'
Rabbits Utilize Mayor's Yard. •
In Mayor tWiIli's' back yard there
-was a large pile of leaves placed ov-
• •er some flower beds- and plants for
the winter. An enterprising rabbit
decided that this was an ideal piece
to have a 'hence and raise a family.
11?r. Grahalml, who lives neat to Mr..
'Willis, noticed the ac'tiviitiee of this
maldbit and on further ' investigation,
found,the nest with two young ones.
He showed thein to the, children
arolnd the earner and put them back
but on returning to look the bunnies
over, the mother had removed them.
She was a wise rabbit. as the leaves
•were removed shortly after.—Wing-
lam Advance -Times.
Has Plenty of Linoleum.
.A well-known West Zorra farmer
-will probably buy from his own local
Mare in the future when he is in need
.of linoleum, He claims- that a tiavel-
ling 'salesman slipped over on him
yards of "inlaid linoleum" for $15,
the same quality of floor covering be-
ing obtainable at any store for 33
.cents a yard, .or a saving of 17 cents
:a yard. The tiller of the soil Maims
'the s:adesmen made him beliete the
'linoleum' was worth double -the am-
.onnt asked and that it would last a
'lifetime on the kitchen floor. The
..purchaser now has his dol bts as to
-the life and quality of his purchase,
Ito .say nothing. of the price he paid.
- �D44ngham Advance -Tires.
Rev. J. B. Rhodes Receives Call.
Rev. 'J. Bernard Rhgdes, minister
.of Caren Presbyterian Church, Exe-
ter,' has receivhd a .call from St. An-
eire'w's Church, Cobourg, and it. is
-nn.dersto-od that he will accept it.
MMT. Rhodes is a brilliant preacher
-and the Exeter congregation 'will
Tart with him with great reluctance
-•—rioderich Signah
Burglary At Station.
The Exeter station was broken in-
to early Monday morning and after
smashing the interior, of the safe,
Trying open the till and seattering
-papers about the office the ;burglars
-were reve.rded With only a fee- cop-
irers atm a loaded revolver. The'
-work was evidently that pf profes
sional• burglars. 'Driving their car
amte the platform they "stopped it in
front of the ticket office. The south
door of. the station was, pried open
-from the iraide, the lock and part
•of the woodwnrk being broken and
splintered. This evidently was done
with the intention of removing the
aafe befgre the burglars found out
~that the cafe was unlocked. The only
•-thing of value in the safe was the
,'evolver. The cash drawer was
Tried open and here the robbers se-
cured only a few coppers. Several
large sealed envelopes containing
1papers were torn oaten. A sarch
was made of the office to find if any
!money had been hidden and papers
and boxes were scattered about th-e
•floor. The wooden partitions, inside
the safe were all mnashed. The rail-
way tickets sere untouched. The
burglary was not discovered 'until
IV1r. F. J. Burlin, the baggage mas-
ter, arrived for work Monday morn-
ing. During the night Mr, B. R. Bar-
tow, who lives some distance' from
the station, was awakened by the
barking of hi,s,d•og and looking out
of his .ihedroon window about three
a.m. noticed a Pontiac coupe driving
away from the station. — Exeter
Triune's -A dvoea•te.
Stolen Car lturned.
,.Rev. J. H. Stainton, pastor ofthe Sat-
urday
Street United Church on evening recovered his automo-
bile which two weeks previously had
been stolen from the garage .adjoin-
iiitig the parsonage -After being with -
'oat ,his cafe for almost' two weeks Mr.
'Stainton hiserted a small advertise-
ment in the Saturday morning i sue
,,of one of 'the London 'papers. The
advertisement was 'noticed by a
CIVlrs. Nettleton, whose husband had
if the car abandoned en their
/property near the Central Collegiate,
London shortly after the car had
'Teem stolen front Exeter. Mr. Nettle -
on had notified the pollee and the
oar had been rennoved to Ile police
yards. On .Saturday, evening Mr. Net-
tleton phoned Mr. Stainton and he
'Went to London and brought hack
the car. Needless to say he was de-
' lighted to get his car back "nonce the
worse and that he now believes that
It pays to adveertiee. In the mean-
• time the provincial police were on
the looksou,t fat the char. •— Exeter
Tir nes-Advocate.
Message From Lake Huron.
• Was a note found in a 'battle wash-
-ea up ort the shores oaf Lake Huron
near •Itweerhukron a message from ogre
who last his life in the waters of the
Sake, or was it just a stunt lbj* some-
one to find how far the message
wound travel' ? Donald !Matheson:,
concession 4, Bruce township, w1i
found the note, is wo'fuden'ing. Last
week he pi'c'ked up a i brittle on the
sc'horeq of Fishrerm•an's Bay and forand
• 6nr it a note which, due to oil and
• +grater, had (beeofine soggy and the
message had been partly obliterated
Since November 31, 1.981, it has been
bossed about on the lake, for the
message 'beams that date. :With dif-
3culty. a portion of the message was
deciphered. "James 1VLclIatosh, .
Noe. 221, 1931. , ,Fred. -...would
please notify.. . Ontario." — Kincar-
dine Review-iR.eperter,
Clinton Loses a Fine Citizen;
Clinton has lost one of its oldest
and most respected residents by the
death of Jahn Cuningbame, which
occurred on Sunday in his 90th, year
Deceased was a native of Goderieh,
but had been a resident • of Clinton
Practically continuously since 1855
and was the first railway express ag-
enr in the town and also the first to
engage in the business of florist. For
many years he was secretary of the
peblie school board. He was a Pres-
byterian and since ursion a member
of •Wesley-1Wildis United Ohuech. Sur
viving:, 'besides his wife, are two
daughters, Mrs. H. E. Rarke and Miss
Florence 'Cuninghame, and one son.
Gordon W., wlho some years ago suc-
ceeded his father• as express agent
for. Clinton, M Goderich Sign'aI.
Flibberty { ibbits
,C'hoeolate coated candies are the
favorite sweetmeats of almost���very
child. Unfortunately, 'many , if • the
bought chocolates seen in the shops
ars too rich foe* the younger mem-
bers of otir families.
Following are several recipes for
simple chocolate coated sweetmeats,
that may be invade im the hone.. -They
are not rich, and so may be. given
to the child, at the end of his meal,
without . fear of -digestive disturib-.
anc•es,
Chocolate Dipping.
Grate dipping chocolate (it is sold
in one -'half pound cakes), or cut into
small •pieces; melt over warns (not
hot) water, stirring frequently. Re-
move from heat; let stand until quite
elool--,90 deg. F. Rave'centres or nuts
ready; dip into chocolate one at a
time, lift out and dry on oiled paper.
Nuts should be dry and free from
-salt or acing sugar on the surface.
Peanut Clusters. -
.Use a d'ou'ble boiler, bringing the
water in the lower part just . to
boiling; then tart off the heat under
the double boiler. 'Meanwhile -have
ready in the top of the boiler one -
:half pound of dipping"'btno'colate (get
it at .the grocer's or at the grocery
de'partm'ent of one: of t'h'e department
stores) and one-half ounce of cocoa
butter. Cover and let stand until the.
chocolate and butter have melted.
Then blend together and add onee
half pound of salted 'peanuts• from
which the.excess salt has been sifted.
Stir until , the nuts are well Coated
with chocolate. Drop by teaspoonfuls
on to heavy wax paper or on to a
marble elate One teaspoonful of
vanilla may be added, if desired, ,
Chocolate Animal Crackers.
Prepare chocolate as for peanut
clusters. When it is hot, dip animal
crackers in it, and place on wax
paper to harden.,
Chocolate Crisps.
,Melt one-half pound coating. choco-
late—ewer
hocolate-ewer hot water„ stirring fre-
quently. Put one-half pound of round
salty crackers through the feed Oboe -
ler, using the coarsest knife. Sift
through a coarse, siege and add the
large pieces to chocolate. Stir until
coated. Drop from teaspoon.
Chocolate Fruit Roll.
Make divinity fudge, by• a stand-
ard recipe. and add to the mixture
chopped dried fruits and nuts.
Spread in a shallow- pan, and fallow
the mixture to cool, then cut it in
squares. Dip the squares in melted
seating chocolate. Or, shape the
divinity in rolls•• and when the mix-
ture is quite cold, cover slnaoothly
with coating el -escalate which has
been melted in. the double boiler. Cut
in slices. Halves of English walnut
meats or :p:,cans may be put on the
roll ,after -the addition of the choco-
late, if desired. ,Maple creamy (made
with brown sugar) to which chopped
walnut m,e,ats have been added, may
he formed in a roll and Coated in
th'e, same way.
Chocolate Dried Fruits ,•
Dates, figs and puffed raisins lend
thetnselves particularly well to cho-
colate dipping. The dates ,should be
stoned and filled with cocoanut and
choppe-d walnuts,. The figs should
be curt in quarters. 'Dipping choco-
late. -may be prepared by simply melt-
ing it 'as directed, or sweet eating
chocolate may be used for dipping.
if one 'tablespoonful of water is
added to -each 1-4 pound of chocolate
while melting over hot water. This
must ,be beaten smooth. Either kind
of chocolate ahould be melted over
water that is merely simmering. The
heat should' be turned off during
the dripping process, but the pans
may be kept - over the hob water. Dip
quickly and 'be sure that all sides are
coated.
A catch -crop is a erop which is
grown to take the place ocf a regular
crop in the rotation which has been
killed by unfavorable climatic. condi-
tions, er a catch -crop may be one
which grown along with or between
the ceas,oms of eegular crops. 'Most
frequently the catch -crop is grown
to take the place of some crop which
has been winger -:killed, such aEs clover
or winter grain's.
I•t is en advantage to be tali at
an auction sale, we read. Bargains
go to three highest bidder, of course.—
London, Opinion.
How sweet it will aouind once more
to hear mien Tying about their :gains
insteadof their l,oseses 1--aRegin,a Lead-
er•?ost.
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She Found .Relief For
Her Kidney Trouble
ONTARIO LADY USED DlODD'S
KIDNEY PILLS --
Mrs. M. Derby Has Not Been Bother-
ed With Kidney Trouble Since,
'Elk Lake, Ont., May 25 (Special).
—Of .the many persons. paying their
-trjbu'be to 'Diad-d's Kidney Pills, it is
noticeable that the great majority
are women. The reason given for
this Ibeirrng that nearly all of women's
ills come from the kidneys.
The following s'tetim ent comes from
Mrs. IM. Derby, a well known resident
of thie place.
"I had' kidney trouble for quite a
long' time. A 'friend advised me to
use Dodd's Kidney Pills. I bought
some and gave them, a trial. I have
not been -bothered since with 'kidney
trodele, I always keep a,. -box ready."
Dodd's Kidney Pills keep the. kid-
neys in good condition to do their
work of cleaning and purifying the
blood.
'Dodld''b Kidney Pilus demonstrate
their worth in the most serious farms
of Kidney disease, such as Backache
Rh1e'uauatism, Bladder and • Urinary.
Tr'oulblee. -'
insist upon having Dodd's.
Household Discoveries
The. -•other evening we had unex-
pected company arrive. I 'wished to
serve a late supper. I found that
1 had eve ithing for a fruit salad,
"but did not have any salad dressing
grade.
"When I looked in the pantry I
found I had cream, which could be
whipped and also soigne legman mit'ter,
sns•bead of taking the time to make
up a fruit dressing, I • added about
three tablespoons of the lemon ,but-
ter to my cream, and had a tart
dressing ready in a jiffy. This- is an
economical and tin -ie ,saving way of
making a fruit salad dressing and I
d-o:ulbt if my old recipe for the dress -
ng will ever be 'brought to light
again, so long as I am able, to keep
a (bottle of lemon' butter in the
•pantry."
We are very fond of a fruit cock-
tail to 'start our dinner, and have
found an economieal way to :vary
herrn. • We use quite a bit of canned
fruit — cherries„ pineapple, peaches,
etc., and when the fruit has been
served find there is usually some
uice left. I ,put all this juice from
the .different fruit's together in a
bottle and -keep it in a cool place.
V?hen I am ready to mix the cock -
ail, I may squeeze the juice of a
grapefruit into the' glasses (one
grapefruit to about six glasses makes
a nice tart flavor), then 'I add enough
of the mixed juicee to half 511 the
glasses. 1 then fill up the glasses
with ginger ale. This intakes a most
appetizing cocktail and relieves nay
eansei',,nce on the matter of wase of
fruit, juices,
Dishes the Kiddies will Love
Following are a nuittiber of recipes
'Or dishes that children enjoy. These
are' .suitable for use -.In either the
noon -day or evening meal. The in-
gredients are not expensive and the
'cods may .be made .quickly and eas-
ly..
Eggs in Potato Nests.
,,"Mash 3 cups of .boiled and drained
potatoes, add 2 tablespoons of but•
ter, 2 tabhspoone hot cream or top
milk and add seasonings to taste.
Arrange the potatoes 'irr.•'form of
nests, in well greased muffin tins,
a-nd drop one egg into centre of nest,
Sprinkle with a little grated cheese,
dot with .hurter, arid hake in a Mod -
crate oven until eggs are set.
Rice Pudding.
Rice is a .wholesome and easily
digested food. Rice pudding may
be flavored with chocolate 01up or
caramel syrup; as a change from
the every -day type of pudding. Or
the cooked rice 'm'ay he combined
with fruits. It may be jellied, using
Either gelatin and fruit juices, or
the boxed' jelly powders. It may
be boiled, then .moulded in custard
cups, and the centre scooped out
later and filled with fruit or custard
m,ixtumera. W'hip,pedd cream, sweeten-
ed and flavored with vanilla, is a good
ac•comcpani;nentt for rice. Custard
sauce is good with it, too. Children
always enjoy these changes and when
the rice is' cooked on the previous
day (while .dinner is cooking) the
making of the pudding for ]luncheon
requires only a few miintutea
Pineapple Rice.
2 .•clips of cooked rice
11 cup crushed- or chopped pine-
apple. -
1-3 cup sugar
% cup whipping cream..
We like rice that has been cooked
in milk for this dish (r/4 cup of rice
cooked in a double 'boiler with slight-
ly more than two cups' of milk will
make about 2 cups of -cooked rice) .
Fold the drained' pineapple and the
sugar into the cooled 'rice, mixing
carefully in order to •avoid breaking
the rice kernels. Just before servs•
iiug, fold. in the cream,, which has
been Whipped until stiff.
Quick Chocolate Cake.
This is a splendid -recipe for ease
on oceasion's when cake is needed in
a hurry.
Grease 12 fairly large muffin pans.
If you wish to keep the little cakes
well 'shaped and have them drop
from the spans easily, place a small
square of 'greased paper in the bot -
tarn of each.
Sift some flour, then measure it.
If ,oarke or pastry flour is used,
measure out 11/4 cupfuls.. If bread
flour ie 'used, measure 1 cupful.
Place flour sifter over mixing bowl,
empty into it the measured flour,
r%4 curp •cocoa, a 'pinch of salt, 1-2 tea-
srpoolt baking Sade, 2 tabiespoonis of
baking powder and 2-8 cupful of
su•gae. Sift the Mixture into the
bowl. Make a hollow in the centre
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of it. ••
Melt % owp of butter' in measur-
ling cup; add a little make ten break
into it an egg (without beatting•) and
add mtotre milk until leap is fea1i, (A
rr'ortion of 'milk is addle!, after the
huttereein order to avoid the p-'s-
siblaty of orner=heatimg the egg.)
Enenty the .eigg mnitteare into hollow
in dry ingr•'edienbs. Acid 1 teasrpooa
^f vanilla. Beat amid ''we'll mixed
(125 strokes). Pour 'at once into muf-
fin pans, having the 'pans not more
than two-rhhirds full. Bake in a
moderate oven (375 deg. F.).
If resired, chopped nuts and a
little coarse gr•annllated vulgar may be
=•-rankled over the ,batter im the muf-
fin pans ,before it is :baked, to make
a topping that will • do away with
any need of icing.
If desired, chopped nuts and a
baked inta shallow pan, and the mix-
ture cut in square's, when 'baked.
Jelly Jumbles.
Cut out any sugar cooky dough in
rounds. On centres of half the pieces
put currant jelly. Make 3 small
opef+ings in remaining halves with
n
thimble, and put pieces together.
Press edges slightly. Bake in a
moderately "hot oven (376 deg. F.).
The Man Behind Hitler
The 'battle cry "Germany Awaken"
is not Hitler's invention. It was the
title of the manifesto vita which the
All -Gorman Union made its , first
public -appearance in 1892. At that
time, the young barrister Hugenberg
was one of the main driving forces of
the right oposition againstpt the weak
policy of, the young kaiser.
The slokgarq l"Third Elmlpire" did
not originate with Hitler. At the
first convention of the German na-
tionalist party in Jullyl, 1919, the
Privy ,Councillor Iiuigenlberg gave a
memorable 'address on eeonamac pol-
icies, in which he Mentioned the
"longing for a Third Empire."
'Neither is the 'eomlbinarbion "na-
tionalist and socialism'' of Hitlerite
origin. Years ago, when nobody sus-
pected that 'Hu,geniberfg wb,iild live
on, in history as the (Minister of the
Lerman crisis, the pal- of his school
and -college days, Otto Erich Hartle -
ben the poet, immi rtalized him in a
novel. They were both members of
a cotminrlunimy of young writers, in
which the formula "nationalist and
;socialist" was -born. Hugenberg,
general director of Krupp's had for-
gotten all about it. But when the
same formula ,brought millions of
followers. to his competitor Hitler,
Hugenberg suddenly rem'embe'red
that he had a right to its spiritual
property.
Hugenberg always foresaw every-
thing and evolved formnulas for every
future development. During forty
years his adversaries paid no atten-
tion
ttertion to him. Now they are surpris-
ed that this prophet of sixty-eight
is eo longer in the opposition --for
the first time in his life --(but holds
the reigns of power in his hands.
For Hugenberg was always in the
opposition. He opposed the kaiser
as well as the' successive chancellors
of the ,R.eisch.. He nether' could brinlg
himself to ,submit to discipline. Now,
however, he demands strictest. dis-
cipline freer; his own party.
Hugeriberg never was nor is pop-
ular, neither as a politician nos as a
man. He has no vices. He does not
snr.,oke, he dares net play cards, he
hags gossip, he is neither vain nor
an'bitious'. He cleepises dirty jokes,
although he has a strongly develop-
ed sense of huntor. His habits are
modest and economical. He has al-
ways shown a preference for raw
fend, especially fruit. . •
Hugenberg is not responsive to
flattery and he does not know what
it,neearrs to hate. He is an oetimist
through and through and always
maintains that if he hadn't his op-
timism.. he would have hien dead or
insane long ago.
People do not like .merchants arid
Huger,,here is one of the few great
merchants of our epoch. Bat he
:rongiy objects to being railed +he
"fifty -million man." Perhaps his re-
putation in this respect is slightly
exaggerated, for Huger, herg belongs
to that class of business men who
hare a right to say just as much,
ar.d perhaps a little more, than the
forces in the background. Ile rules
hut he does not rule quite by him-
self.
• in 1909 Krupp fetched Hugenberg
from Frankfurt and made him gen-
eral"director of the greatest German
firm of that time. Soon afterwards
net became president of the German
Mining Association, and in the lat-
ter's executive he meet the twelve
wealthiest men of the country who
put. at his disposal the millions in-
vested in the up,building n1' his :pow-
erful newspaper trust. Srherl, Tele-
graphen-Union, Ufa (Germany's fore-
most moving picture concern) and
other organizations far ,the molding
of 'German public opinion, are his,.
but also somebody else's property.
It was rulmored at the time that
Sttresema'n aclvi,sled Krupp to •drop
Hngenberg. Whether this was
true, or not, Hugenberg resigned
from Krupp's in 1918, got himself
elected to IParlianienrt and devoted
'hi'mself to his press concern, secret-
ly supported by the then all-power-
ful Stinnes. Since then he has not
ceased to in:fiu'pace German ,public
opinion, especially in, the provinces,
through his .palblieations. With lit-
tle service's rendered to provincial
newspaper .prufbllshers;, he w'on the
hearts of the 'majority of them.
Oven under the Hohenaallerns the
Hnigenlberg group had the reputation
A
Former Attache Of
Bank Now Testifies
Toronto, Ont.—D. Davies, 188 Que
bee St., • who, for 20 years, was atm
ployed by the Bank of Montreal, re.
centiy said: "I had such a bad ease
of stomach trouble I don't believe I'd
eaten a meal in IO years that agreed
with me. My whole system was
toxic and rundown. Since taking
Sargon I haven't had one particle of.
trouble with mar stomach, and I crave
a feeling ofostrength and energy. I
haven't felt before in years. The
pills keep my bowels regulated per•
fectlp."
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of being the mlost reactionary organ-
ization iii Germany. Hugenberg is,
therefore, the main exponent of the
black reaction that now roles su-
preme in Germany.
Nobody knows whether he has a
definite program. But knowing Hug-
enberg it -is easy to say what such a
program could be like. The. German
nationalist party has its roots in the
land. The measures already adopted
tinderHugenberg's influ_nce aine to
protect the fanner, but they are
harmful to the German industry. To
placate •' the • man ufacturerrs, other
measures .will bare to he taken, which
can only h: effected at the 'sacrifice
of the acquired rights of the labor-
ing classes. -
Hurenhe•rg', idea, on social insur-
ance and social policies in general
are. very vague. He favors sc,•iai in-
surance, but in a different form. and
he advoeet.s :e transformation of
trate-entiens into.,corporations inelud-
ing w•ork€rs and employers.
Hugenlerg's ideology is be. - illos-
t•ate'i by the "following quotation
from an article which he rerote last
Dcrc,niyer • "Surely it cannot be
God's will that th; first.. people in
the world should perish."
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his father to lend hint th'e money
John D. said that he would not have
his family borrow. His 'Son explain -
;d that• he had never wasted -his
money in gain:rblintg, and that these
perce•lains were net only ,beautiful
but educational. The father agreed
to all this. Still, he said that his
son could not barrow.. "So he would
not loan me the money," relates the
junior Rockefeller. "He purchased
the porcelains and gave them to one.'
* * *
Ossip Galorilowit,ieh, the pianist,
the son-in-law of Mark Twain, could
not understand 'the rush and hurry of
;ie United States.
"When I first came to the U. .S."
relates, '•I had a studio next door
Li) a Young lady who was taking les-
-on; i'roni an expensive teaeher. I
•i: -r;.1 to hear this girl practise in a
;'ever of rapidity.
"One day T net her in the corri-'
.'nr and said to her, `Midi;, why "do
:':.0 never practise :lowly?? It will
you better phrasing.' •
-She related. les•sons are too
c•vfrensivc:0 to practise slowly'"
*
Morris Gest relates that once he
and Feeder ('haliapin went to James -
Whig -Standard.
If one ,persists; any patbblean, no
'matter how-d:iffucult, can be. solved.-
Edouard Herriet.
m
You can reach 'people better' with
newspapers than with books.—eS'her-
wood Anderson.
Logic will not get us far an ,the.
tt path of life.—Edwin Markham.
It is not the story itself so. much
as the way' it is told ,that draws .the
laughs.—Ed Wynn. -
Bishop Cannon,• we note with a
sigh. is softening up. The supreme
court decided against him and he did
rot sue it for a million dollars. --The
New Yorker.
ergs N..l , 'to rest. No one recogniz-1
ed them.
in
Laughs With the NotedThlere twas,was a motion picture show
t open Wednesday and
Saturdays.
411 t re world to e- g laugh; hall After a w-o;tk Mr. Gest decided he y
the world laughs at the other half; , •uld see if he could get the managee
99 per cant. of the people. are bnr..d to engage ('hahapin to sink Chiba -
with old chestnuts; 09 per cent. like Pine who was getting $2,000 a cons
ALL BRAN STOPPED
Dirigibles might he• some good in
war, but they are far too disastrous
to have around in peace time.—Win-
ston-Salem Journal.
Frac ing city people on the farm
would end their troubles. In 20 days
they'd •be dead of ' lonesomneness„—
Fountain Irnn ( S.G. ) Tribune.
The office lexiocographer say, that
a boom is the shortest distance be-
tween two depressions.—Toronto Sat-
urday Night.
to hear anecdotes about famous pen- t ert, -aid he would sing there for•
ple. But only 1 per cent. can laugh s_r a cnn,eert. Gest said that he c
at jokes on themselves.* HIS SL
would gat•,• his own' services for no- EEPLEssNESS
* * thing. The notion picture proprietor
Howard, the owat•d , comedt
ian.• tell., stoutly- refused the terry's. It took
that hes first job in the theatre was
that of a silent sentinel who walked
up and d•cntm the stage with a gun.
He was so proud of himself as an
actor that he heggrd his papa "to
cone see his talented son.
The papa watched his silent, long-
-nos•e,d ,boy walk through 'two acts
while he waited for 'him to speak
lines 'that. would *bake him proud.
During the third act he could re-
strain himself no longer. He stood
up in the back of the theatre and
shouted: "Willie, if you can't say
anything,. shoot the gun. If you can't
shoot the gun, come right down
here tar .
* * *
George Creel, the author, tells that
when he was editor of the Denver
Post his particular enthusiasm was
the ,prison "honor and trust" eystem
which put half the prison population
outside the prison walls, where they
engaged, in the healthful occupations
of farming and dairying. .
When Creel left Colorado and ar-
ri'v'ed in New York, he received' a wire
from the .prison warden. Creel ex-
pected ,praise of his favorite reform.
The telegram read: "Am. broken-
hearted.. We have had to put gun
guards on every one of the camps!
The village farmers are going into
the prison camps and are stealing
the .prison'ers' clothes!"
* * *
John D. 'Rookef'eller, Jr., illustrates
the relationship between him and his
father.
When the J. P. 'Morgan collection
of Chinese 'porcelains was' finally to
be •dfapa etd of, t'he younger Rocke-
feller wanted .to buy some. He asked
three weeks to get hini to 'sign the
contract.
-That promos" laugh Mr. Gest,
"what a poor manager I ayn.and what
a poor singer Chaliapin is."
* * * -
Sant/ Harris, the theatrical produe-
t r, was given a laugh hy a beggar..
A beggar stopped him and gave
him sueh a hard luck story that when
he asked for a dollar Harris gave
him one. `
The beggar .'began. to cry.
"Why are you crying?"
°A all the money I lest."
"How did' you lose it?"
"Every one is so wilding to help
roe, I've lost hundreds of dollars by
nit asking for m -ore."
WIT AND 'WISDOM
Why should a cut in the coal price
come in May or June instead of
MNoveimber and Decemlber?—aleaford
rror.
You can't always tell how much a
girl wants you tb kiss her by the
strenuous objection she puts up.—
Detroit News.
Cookery hint: The taste of an
onion can be improved greatly by
adding a pound of streak to it.—Los
Angeles Record.
Oti're of New York's great lawyers
says buying doesn't snake prosperity
but of oeu'ree he doesn't refer to the
buying of legal advice -- liingaton
AND TiRED FEELING
Cereal Relieved His Consti-
pation
Read this enthusiastic letter from
Mr. Haraden:
"My system had been run down •
for quite some time. About three
weeks ago, I started taking Au, -
BRAN for breakfast. 1 had been un-
able to sleep nights, belt now all I
have to do is turn in,• and before I
know it, I am fast asleep.
"I used to have a tared feeling all
day, but now that ALL -BRAN is in
my home to stay, there will be no
more tired feelings•with me."—Mr.
Carl Iiaraden (address furnished
upon request).
Science says that Art -BRAN.pro-
vides "bulk" to exercise the :Mini tes-
tines, and vitamin B to help tone
the intestinal tract. Also iron for
the blood.
The "bulk" in ALL-BR1N is much
like that of lettuce. Inside the body,
it forms a soft mass. Gently, this
clears out the intestinal wastes.
Istn't this safer than taking pills
and drugs—often harmful! Just
eat two tablespoonfuls daily for
most types of constipation.. If not
relieved this way, see your doctor.
Sold in the red -and -green pack-
age.
ackage. At all groeers, Made by Kellogg
in London, Ontario.
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