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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Expositor, 1933-02-17, Page 6FEMRu• oC II; 1933. .. Queer u Funeral , alp► Tar sayY ing that "The ',brain is gives less' or the •promise than iib � clearer and the 'body is more alert gets on the payment. p © e in the early the b g."� But are they? The theory in instalment sales is I"' �� • nt.+�• V ic��j in ���i n SurgeryMedical science has always taught not, as is conanonly' thought, to take ii Rites: that vitality is at its lowest ebb just a long chance .a.. d make a (big 'profit ('Condensed from Colliei?'sy in Reader's Digest) �' i e 1Oondensed from a''epular -Science Monthly, in Reader's Digest. )before daybreak, and I Myself do when the customer Tines up to his Ihuslband and I were on the not believe that either brain or +body obligation. It is to take a minimara t gets into .its true stride until well' of risk in return for a reasonable ••-..._.:. onmmiNh point of retuning to the little '+Gita a the sound a trifle tantamount to acceptance. d'etapes' (Rest House) --our temper- The story of deadening the human One of the' first signs of recovery after noon. profit. •Consider, for instance, spin p!atper it may pfor example, the • special instalment sale of a $1'004 automobile. atbii�uxd• But you cannot snicker But suppose you receive it and tact~ ary abode while on tournee around! body to surgical pain goes back thou- is a slowing down of breathing. As Consider, ' wn an industry than. gathe�ra 10 to it aside, ignoring the letter. Pres- the lovely Lake of A'laotra, in the sands of years. Egyptian surgeons consciousness returns, the odor of �rrofessionb which are traditionally The purchaser will pay the dealer aa on -head and then pay 2'0 mu, dollars a year in normal aptly another letter arrives from: sound of to Province, when thepatients wh while they were ouncon- soaked inavino lly causes lof orange morning journang. Gauze associated with lismt or theL theaterueh • dealnew er $600 for. C. L , the account. The Times, and more than that in those Necktie Nils. It is an attention- sound of tam -toms and shouting ofy pcorps, 'C. I. T. his bal- extraordinary period's when appeals caller. A man-to-man and heart -to- snarly people made us and, wines scions from), the blow. In the Middle or other arona tic oils, is often plae- •Can an • such esprit de such cutstomer will pay Air the needy' are loudest and most heart call. You, 'greathearted, busy P. Joyce Eyans in World Damfinion•. Ages, powerful thumb screws clamp- ed under the nose to kill the odor. enthusiasm and ` endurance, such ante in 12 equal instalments. But foenThe most important' recent• innova- hearty joy in. the work for its awn instead of paying $50 a ,month for . persistent ; Its veneer is .pity. Its man that you are, have forgotten "We gathered from a native Lnear-ance ad down nervetrun ti to.Ix paralyze7 to the charitable heart, poor, crippled Necktie Nile. But, 'bY that, a man of some importance limb during ampuftatidtn. In 1776 tion is spinal anesthesia. It deadens_ sake be found in• any of the daylight 12 "iraonths, he will pay $611.7'5 4 . appeal is in the villa a had died' suddenly on Anthony Mesmer attained fame in the abdomen and to er' extremities, professions? 'Where do all the riot- month, so that las will pay not $1000 )Charity with a hook in its tail. brother, will you not this very even- g Y R'This $69 But let us get going. The door- ing while sitting in the bosom of the other side of the lake, where he Paris by hypnotizing sufferers be- while the patient retains full use of ous, sparkling stories of newspaper for his ear but $10¢9. ( Standing there, the lady "your family ('God protect them and had gone on business. His friends fore they entered the operating.rooxm. his arms and is perfectly conscious, life, the glorious legends of journa- amounts to only about 7 per cent. bell rings.and relations were now bringing But the most frequent method of pre- sometimes reading a newspaper, or lism arise? Among the afternoon of the total cost of the car. As for whoseof the face beholds a person, as you from the' suffofing that has ha;ne Che body. paring a patient foe surgery, until listening to :a radio while the opera- papers, where the reporters go the popular superstition that the face is what is hopederto ere a beenutour portion of Necktie into Nils) "In a few moments paedemonium less than a century ago, was to give tion is in progress. One physician grudgingly to work at eight in the moan • who buys a car on instalments disarming and even tender smile. It put yti*ur •generous hand . your rel ned—shout) s cryings, drums him alcohol until he was intoxicated. has' performed some 3500 operations morning and sneak off at three? They pays finance charges of from 2'0 per may be +ng, jc l woman, ,but some enclose and vep a dollar (bill into the. g ^ P per cent. of the car's ow young, nice -lucking men seem enclosed envelope?—and may your and the shrieks of the hired mourn- Then, while four powerful men held using this type of anesthetic with re- certainly lfoundy among h the r morning tothese reties hold,•„poly in the h Y ears sing sweetly with the thanks of ers. Carried on the. shoulders of ten the writhing victim, the operation mark -able Anaer new anesthetic, avertin, is papers where men g women gon to value,ase .of small �� fly-by-night finance to be 'best. men was the lakana (dug-aut) in was performed. .. "Goad momadam. I e Or- poor Necktie Nils and his five earn- which the deceased had been brought Only after the introduction of an- given by rectal injection. It acts work in the afternoon and willingly egpipanies which accept bad risks for sent The Children's Home and beg-- est -Eased little ones who look to you across the lake and in which the body esthetics did the surgeon have at quickly and the effects are all over stay a's` late at nightl as anyone{ high rates. ' phanage, but, madam, I am not for bread.. still la Little of the dug -out w.as bis disposal sufficient time to attempt in an hour. It was used with great wants them. In the theater a spit- If the customer does not keep on ging. We positively will not accept It may interest you to know that charity. We take care of from, fewer than 15 per cent. of Nils' ap- ,to be seen, however, for it was drap- the marvels we now associate with success in the recent operation upon ited matinee vv�ould be impossible, with his instalments, it is the dealer any chs yed in costly, gorgeously -colored silk surgery -dramatic feats like the fol- Henry Feed. both for actors and audience, if the rather than the finance company 100 to 150 helpless little children. We peals continue (barren. A survey of burial cloths. At one end an open lowing: nn skull surgery local anesthetics house were not delilberately darkened which takes 'the risk. The dealer cannot replace a mother's love. for such traffip shows that half the pec umlbrella had been fastened to keep Asix-year old child, after an acci- are ,often employed in place of ether.' to cumulate nightfall. agrees that if the finance co, mpany these babies, but er can supply some.: plc receiving the' first appeal send the sun's heat from the dead man's dental fall, was attacked by fits. A After the bone is reached, there is The plain fact is that a normal repossesses the car and (brings it thing of the father's protecting arm. the dollar forthwith. The second let- head.- surgeon noted that the contractions no pain. Not -long ago, a bone spun_ mind grows keener and clearer with 'back to ,him' in usable condition, he It le good, business, madam, that I ter is apt to increase ” the flow of "They passed up the village street• always +began at exactly the same ter, an inch and a half wide, had to each hour that the 'day advances mnlst pulchase it for the amount of represent- +Go•d's' ibusiness. And I dollars thirdto about 65 per cent. ,till they £ame to -the deceased's spot on the child's face. Near the be removed from the base o£ a doe- unless it has been cruelly driven and the unpaid balance. say that in humility. The letter, appearing a fort- house—a fair-sized rush hut with an rear of the skull, he made a small tar's 'brain. All lutist. the 45 -min- abused at those early hours when it The repossessed oar has figured so "You use good flavorine extracts, night after your failure to heed the, open courtyard. At one corner of opening and..then gently touched the uta operatior4, he retained conscious- should have been slowly finding it- much in discussions of auto finant- soapa, condiments, toilet accessories second, may carry something of a the yard stood a tall forked post (brain over a. gradually widening area ness, discussing the various steps .of ..self• The s rne, I sincerely believe, ing that its occerrence has been' ov- aind so forth. Well, madam, we at shock to you. You are .informed (called a jiro) on which hung a few with an electric needle. Each time the work with the surgeon. is true of the body. Can you )mag- erestimated. Out of every 1Q00•sales the orphanage sell them. Because that Necktie Nils employs a collet- ;horns of oxen—relics of some past the needle came in contact with the 'The most remarkable use of a lo- ine, fore instance,- a Yale.Harvard of new cars, there is a normal -tunes we come thus to your door, selling tor, a dun. You are advised to pay. funeral,- for 'when a member of a ass of nerve cel a quick cal anesthetic in major surgery was football game just after breakfast-- exyectancy that 980 buyers will make direct, we .sell cheaper than your gro- If you still resist, you receive an- family 'dies oxen are killed to feed ort a tion %ai"� the muscles resulted the appendicitis operation which Dr, or a ;prizefight at 6.30 a.m.? good oil° their dbligations. Even in cer and druggist. As a straight bus- other letter and are flattened to learn the relatives and other, mourners. A ,somewhere in the child's body. When Evan .O'irTei i Kane performed upon Let the reader consider in his own 1952, third Year of depression, more iness proposition, our products will that poor Nils has a lawyer. Sel- man's wealth is estimated by the this contraction .took place at the ex- himself. savle,you 25 per cent. You will have dom is this last letter from the law- number of oxen killed on these occa- act spot where the •fits began, the Eighty-se"van case some occasion on which, with a than 950 buyers out of •every 10011 years have passed group of fellow workers, he has gone are maintaining their payments. The the satisfaction, too, of knowing that yet threatening. Usually it is sions, surgeon examined the interior of the since Morton demonstrated the magic back to the office to taxi, some press depression has not affected instal - as you purchase you are .malting hap- wheedling. And .frequently it is " had the funeral procession skull near the spot at which the power of ether. During those de- of work far into the night.' Did not Inert sales so muth.from the stand- Hardlypy the lives of little children.",whackingly ingenious. Here is part passed from view than our attention needle then toughed the brain. He cedes, medicine has travelled far on he tank move with a speed and spit- point of'more defaults as from the find so on. That young man is of an actual one: was attracted by shouts and cries of found a bit of sear tissue. When it the road to painless surgery!, and the it that were quite amazing? And standpoint of fewer purchases. known to the trade- as the doorstep My friend: I am a lawyer. No another kind. Four splendid oxen was removed, the patient made a corn- safety, and effectiveness of anesthetics dor once did not the dingy old office With upwards of X001,040 debtors pusher. Strangely enough, .the' orph--" doubt that is Why my good friend were being goaded on to their doom plate recovery. have increased !many-fold.•seem a friendly, fascinating place? in its) auto dilvasion alone, C. I. T. is ange which he .talks about actually Necktie Nils dropped • in to see me by 'a crowd of natives, some pulling • That operation required nearly an . When a man comes home and boasts evidently a company founded large- ' exists and does participate, in the yesterday. ' at the ropes about their horns and hour to perform. "'Less than ninety Well, we worked until midnight,, haut ly upon its credit department. A cred- profits from your purchase o'£. his low' There was something on the man's legs, others prodding with sharp- years ago, the limit of•time for any at last we got. he •believess that .it applicant is usually judged by grade, wares. The "hustle" or or= mind, something unpleasant. I helped pointed sticks, others flinging stones. operation, was five minutes. The hu- This Early Bird' Nonsense what has accomplished it!"l'ished results has what his landlord; his 'butcher,,,, and ganizer of the outfit has gone to the him to a chair, clasped his hand as The wild-eyed !beasts were 'vainly man system could stand the pain no Tor several years I have famed my- 'been the mere )brute accumulation of his grocer say about him. Transi- superintendent of an orphdnage risual—abut there was something struggling to free themselves. longer. 'Then., on October 16,1846, self toying with what might be called hours. What has actually happened encs present the •most difficult preb- chronically in need of funds.. It • is wrong. Old Necktie seemed sad, His "`We strolled up the village street Dr. William Thomas Morton demon- a .Thoreau complex—a secret desire has been that under the cosy concen- len) and who gives a hotel not an orphanage under religious sus tired eyes were welling with tears. 1 to the. house of mourning. All was station of ,artificial light and the address is subjected anyonewh to a searching ices. •Rather it is- one of. those in- waited, and finally he told me. quiet same for •the subdued throbbing strafed the use l ether at the Massa- to 'build �a but and stow dere anew in day's natural maturity the minds addresinvestugatian. The riskiest customer p chusetts s General Hospital. Two years- some not too remote wilderness. In those present have at last begun ofto is the (bootlegger, not ecu ho is iuwrraeratble private affairs, so often It seems he has asked you by letter of the tam -toms'. Mats had been later, •chloroform was 'introduced in my case this was, until • recently, but bas ' (bonn of holy intent but languishing (three letters in fact) to please send strewn about the courtyard and hese Europe and not long after nitrqus somewhat puzzling(because T was al'=' function and have accomplished in a un'a'ble` or unwilling to pay, P ' few hours what had seemed a hope- cease his car is so likely to be bein miserable inefficiency. him' his money—one dollars for were filled with squatting figures, the oxide or laughing gas, came into use. ready living in a spot almost as sura] fiscated. After losingseveral boot- K`Loak here," says he to the super- those three silk, neckties he sent you relatives, friends - and •professional The fotindations of painless sur er as Walden 'Pond, and furthermore, I less. puzzle during !the dawdling„ }? g Y teen periods of the day. vehicles, 'C: I. T. succeeded) con- intendent,ecti"would you have any ob- two months ago. And he has heard mourners. No sound escaped them. had been laid, had few of the talents of the natur- g (When do all the great deliberative leggingin getting a court decisaon entitling jection to. receiving 310010 a year nothing from y+ou, friend. He comes All were watching the sun, the set -or �" to me asking ' advice. Two months, ting of which would +be the signal • 'While chloroform was widely used little or woodsman. i knew thrushes cared bodies of the world meet toib it to a confiscated machine. • from my firm. ' in Europe, it was never popular in about the habits of thrushes settle but it repossessl takes every precaution ''ll h e superintendent certainly friend,., is a m-i-g-h-t-ypple's long time to for the funeral dirges to begin. affairs of international moment . , hold back a cripple's dollar.the United 'States. Carried by the and such -like, w•hiie my efforts with None of them before 11 o'clock and against financing 'boonleggers cars. wouldn't. l ` No sooner had it set in a crimson red blood corpuscles, it deadens the the frying pan were inept and ludi- Whereat ,.the "hustle" is either Friend, Necktie asks me to "take glory 'behind the mountains on the far rain cells which record most of them touch later. The most instalment autos are covetiyred by fire 6 linin sense- crows. It was not until I followed the successful of therm—the British par- and theft but not usually re accident quite candid os, handles the' situation steps"; but you know that is his side of the lake than ling. s rose in tions. (The danger is that even alit-, teachings of the newer psychology insurance. A smashed -up ear, en- di'plamrattcally de called for. He tells pain, his suffering, talking and not spies, shouting and wailing. The tem- tle too • .much. irn the +blood stream and probed my soul for its +bases) mo- liament—seldom convenes before tea- astoms, more i_sistent now, renewed, time, and usually not until- evening. paid for, is almost a liability. the superintendent that he will pay the true Neck --tie. I know no steps their appeal to the spirits of the 'an- may paralyze the heart..,' tine that, eventually, d fauna the an- ti e does the stock exchange ge open But most carya total set up a the orphanage taut of his profit's, of are necessary -with you. Pp p The effect of ether' is similar to suer. Then I realized that T longed reserve t large telver such lost. course} the 81000 a year and in ex- this were the dollars b wpbs it a. member r of them of the death o:et ten if minds are so much more a Trin his this letter. , tel •a. metnl>er of their family and beg -..that of alcohol, depressing the brain. to .abandon all humn+ankind and` set efficient at seven? Satisfaction 'with the purchase is . change the ori hanate «'ill pe rl by ging their presence at these rites. It produces 'a deeper intcixication than up housekeeping in the woods mere- !I myself continue to get up a§ a`'Satisf item in guaranteeing Steady - 'Satisfaction canvassers to use its • name as their Perhaps you have •been solicited to Just inside the open door o the alcohol but one which does not last ly in order that I might he able to early as ever, but.I still despise the neymenfs, for if the buyer does not ` with, spiel.'" :And there,. you are; purchase books •from. ladies and gen- so lois.:, Nitrous oxide brings urieon- sleep as last as! I liked every morn- practice. 'I am still -convinced that like what he has 'bought he. is much with, of course, variations. There tlermen who tell you the proceeds go hue hung the canoe, suspended. from are hustlers who just don't bother at to "our boys," +rneaning; as ,you one of the beams: while beneath it sciousness by combining with the red ing. all' activity before noon is a disgust- more philosophical ai;out having the relations robabl ess veterans of the A, sat; huddled in 'rags, the wife and corpuscles and preventing them At first sight this,�.also seemed to ing and Unnecessary imposition on more taken away from him. In all about establishing-tradeirp Y ' war With Spain. Oc- some of the nearest relatives, rack- ,temporarily from carrying enough he without logic, for ••woodsmen, of civilized man. The one cry .in the article and 1929 radios proved rather with an existing orphanage Consisted E. F. or of the p in backwards and forwards and wail- oxygen to the brain. all people,' are popularly supposed to world at the moment ;is "Overpro- duction." unsatisfactory for instalment sales. Of two small rooms in, his own horse, casionally • such appeals have the g aloud, A chorus from those with- 'In present anesthetic technique, be up with the dawn, plunging 'into duction." In other words, too many There were many new models in populated by four infants.. sanction of the American Legion. ing For n insight into a mote familiar Veryoccasionally. Before you buy, out would bring an answering refrain nitrous oxide .and oxygen are used icy lakes and sin -ging yodels, but. people have 'been getting up too early those years. A purchaser r his ur- • Fo a g frorri "those within, and •ice versa. until the patient has lost conscious- nevertheless, my instincts had argued ••and 'catching too many 'worms. All• that, a month or two after his p 'find i brought. aout a. brand of the charity who war, let n organization zaiocommunicate with the head be the "The wailing lasted for an hour, ness. Then ether is administered, truly. Experience had taught them right, then. Why not simply keep chase, somebody had inspect a gentleman wait >;nowr,• organization named. you'll sur wen sakafo • far and wide as --well, let's call him pried. (a meal t was provided finishing off with') nitrous oxide a- that what iritei feted with a natural, every office, store factory, and set with two more tubes for ten less. s • • Ifyou would be sure. before donat- for all and sundry; and toapa (native gain. 'Less, stonnach disturbance re- human desire to. get ones due . rest schoolhouse closed until noon.. In dollars. The whole psychological Necktie Nil.. di•i'nk) was handed round. A large sults than when straight ether is ern- was. not quietude but social tradition. two weeks not only would the prat= basis- of successful instalment Sellingl A railroad• accident made an un- ing, nizati n. to your Loral Charity fire was lit in the centre of the court- ployed. Nitrous oxide is the safest Wherever 'I lived), so long as I had lern of ,overproduction 'be solved 'but. isthe customers continuing to feel happy cripple of \ils, but he; hada Organization. Don't squander the yard ready for the night's watch. anesthetic; •choloform the nmeet'dan- one righteous neighlbor I should have the world would finish itself inhabit- that he is paying for value received. pleasant smile, and was able to live power of your charity. Don't give The meal over, the drum:Jbeating and gerous but the most efficient; ether to contend with the whole crushing ed by the happiest, healthiest, most ISo instalment selling continnen by selling. newspapers arid. pencils en ' aimlessly er thoughtlessly. chanting of funeral dirges filled the the )best for' all-around work. weight of public opinion. • -My own reasonable population since the, in- along -a remarkaibly stable path. Its the street. One day a than• asked o night air once more, for darkness fol- ;In administering• ether there are family,ato 'be sure, I might occasion- ventaon of the alanml clock. depression record has been infinitely . Nils if he, Nils, would entertain, . a lows • swiftly on sunset here. This four stages, each with its separate 'ally erndvince. iby!• tremendous and more satisfactory than that of many sound business proposition. After continued off and on till •dawn. The probblems. First the patient is stiiii- spectacular 'bursts of work' late 'at - + an industry over which no one ever hearing it. Nils remarked that• it Worst Pest May oxen were then killed and quartered, ulated. His 'breathing becomes deep- night; but unless every casual caller, • 'sounded like an excellent racket, It Make Good Soapand. anyone wile cared might have a er. The pupils of his eyes grow larg- every chance tradesman, every .dist- The Anticipated' Dollar shack a head or prophesied •a calam- ity. Far from disappearing, the vol - had the added attractiveness off being share. er. At this time, too much ether ant cousin of my wife's; who, might wme of .new instalmlent figances sales, whollylegal. When the shades of night fell in has remained an amazingly constant a A11 that Nals had to do was to get "fie world's worst pest', that of the 'The following afternoon ge • street will •burn .the throat and cause cough-'. the morning, could stn invariably find me. the fall of '29 .the voices of thepro-has remained of total sales, and isn still locust; which in Asia `arnd Africa a-. made our way up the village street ing. The, way to go under an an- g+ Y phets of a new era—of eternal ros- into iced .and have an able photo- to watch the funeral procession as it esthetic with the least difficulty is to •up and rubbing my hands briskly, I parity—were hushed. And when -the in the, billions o£ dollars. grepher take his picture (after mak- lone regularly invades about 15,0'0, left the 'house far the newly dug Breathe rapidly and deeply. knew that the word would immediate- cold dawn of the first day of de- ing up. Nile' face to accentuate the oar square miles, equal to about' 30 grave away.on the hillside. Before During the second stn the pat- ly go around, °°Poor Mrs. Curtis! Loo1c swffefin that should be there).. The Fm hunt of the land area' of the the canoe with its burden was let 'becomes excited. 'He may shout at her slaving her .fingers to the pression broke, the !voices of the globe may yet prove a !blessing in fk';i critics rose in diatribes against what . necktie manufacturer supplies all the globe, brought from the house a large bas- or Sing or straggle. I remember one bone` while that lout of a husband they lalbeled ,a vicious newcomer a Talk of the Town merchandise, all the printed appeals, 'di�sgw'se• ketful on rice was strewn upon the giant longshoreman, who I thought lies in bed half the day>" tong• economic factors: buying and • and all the postal expenses. Nils A remarkalble instance . how ground—food for the departed spir- was safely under the anesthetic when The origin of the popular belief selling on the instalment plan. It A strikingly clear example of the simply lends• his name, photograph, commerce is turning wastete into it on its way to th•e other world, he leaped• off' the operating table, that the hours just after daybreak was the instalment plan, the critics simple workings of our economic sys- and physical misfortunes to the sell wealth comesfrom Africa,where it "The canoe with its costly drapings hurled me half across the 'room and are somehow sacred and much more chanted, which had lured us into na- tem comes from +our a etncut. It Trap campaign, receiving either a looks as if Tunisia will 'develop;previ a was -brou.ght out. The wife and was pumtmelin•g me unmercifully when noble than any other hours of the 'tional extravagance. They coined begins with a man who works for a straight, salary or cthe. m ton; the new industry, and.as at has previous- other near relatives, clothed in filthy orderlies pulled him off.`"" .. day is easy 'to understand. Like the prase "mortgaging the future," lybeen regarded as a costly plaguemany other 'obsolete creeds, its be -factory which makes glass' for auto - Targe profit goes to the, manufactur vll'becomne asource of profit. Ft -each rags, with un'cog over hair (a sign of Later the muscles become relaxed. and predicted a great industrial ad mobiles: -tHhs job looked steady er,mourning), hung it, calling on The breathing grows regular, ma-'ginnings were pastoral and agrarian. financial collapse when the U. a pub- his employers had just receiv- adisebe- Perhaps you neve received mer- research workers have discovered the departed to return to them. A chine -like. Patients perspire freely. The sun rises and ripens the grain; fn would stop paying their instal- caused a big order from Detroit. Soec he ehandise from such as :Mils—mane- that excellent soap can be made from woman held an umbrella over the stage,therefore we must also rise and get At the end of the second con- ments, when an avalanche of default- decided that he 'could afford a car, facturers' agents whose appeal is locusts, and it is. announced that fat- head. The dead man's plates, senors, sciousness is lost, often abruptly. in the harvest. The beasts of the ed automobiles, radios, iceboxes, sew- made a down payment, and drove strictly to the sympathies and, not to tories for making this by-product baskets, and other possessions were During the third period the opera- field are astir and mooing with the ing machines, and what not would around for a couple of weeks, full of the bus,ine:rs sense. •Now the law is may be esbatblished all along the new then put int) the canoe, to be placed tion is performed. The patient is in a first 'rays of dawn, therefore 'man come tumbling hack from their contentment. At the end of that 'almost universal in; epecifyieg that Trans -Saharan Railway, the project later on his grave, as his spirit might deep sleep. The pupils of his eyes, must do likewise. would-be consumers. time he was called in and fired. It ' you are not responsible for merchan- recently authorized by the French have need of them. Money, to the previously dilated, have contracted. IAs a matter of fact, most of this The critics were right about many was explained that they were giving dise you have not ordered. You are government'The amount of thirty silver dollars, had. A soft snore isa sure sign of a thins; but theywere wrong whento not required to return it, either. Bet ' The beasts are dried in the sun, beenput into his mouth to payhis g good is today utter nonsense, as must be things; g the jab ld a worthier workman, one • and then .treated w-i�th• carbon 'bi- anesthetic.• apparent to anyone who has spent they prophesied wholesale defaulting who couldn't afford an automobile. it is incumdhent upon you' that you way, in the regions beyond. Besides. keeping the patient uncon- three days on a Modern farm. 'Early and the collapse ofd the instalment • either return. -it or let it lie as re- sulphide or ethyl chloride, according "One bf the mourners carried a scions by replacing the ether Lost in peoples. were forced to utilize all the P Facing -unemployment, our workman ceived so that, if he chooses. the to their degree of drynees. The oil small' pot on her head containinglive p system!. Pre 1.929 experience had event sadly back to the dealer from • thus obtained is then purified h. breathing, the' expert in charge daylight hours simply because of stabilized defaulting on new automo- whom he had !bought the car and sender should come and claim it. If t c•lnarcoal, lest the deceased be unable must watch t•he type of tissue through, slow, primitive methods and the• light- biles sold on standard terms, as' a said he'd have to turn it in. you wear or use the merchan- steam and used for ma ing soap. In to find fire to cook his meals away which the surgeon is cutting. Some, ing problem. Under modern condi- typical example, at less than 3 per The happening horrified the dealer, •, dice you are liable to payment there- acld7ti•on, French fertilizer firms have there on the lonely hillside. So, 'Letissues are more sensitive then oth- tions there is no reason whatever cent. of the total. 'Since that time Who wrote a strong letter to his auto-. for, inasmnuch, as the law in many been negotiating with the govern- the irregular throbbing of the tom- ers and .an extra amount of anes- why a successful farm could not be ' states will contend that the using is meat for the purchase of dead toms, the •procession moved on thetic is renuired to prevent pain tun on the same hours as a night the rate has risen but neither sharp- mobile people in Detroit. They went _ Irtcuets, which will be salted and through the village and up .the oar g ly nor dangerously—less than 1 'per up in the air, called a meeting, and. 'irtr d for export. raw winding path, almost hidden by and shock. The anesthetic\ must be club—if one had the whim ---and same cent. a year. The average instal- canceled an order for glass which Although theperil from thepest is alert to ,every danger signal. He chicken. farmers are already ,doing it. ment contract runs one year. Bence they had given the Connecticut fac-• >; undengrowth, to the local taxying watches his patient's pulse, respira- Tn actual practice the very .early the instalment debt of the American tory. When the factory, very nearly thousands of years old, up to rho grournd' tion, blood people has been liquidated several (;resent locusts have defied every de- -�•-- pressure, eyes, and color. hours are the poorest of the day for p q in tears, asked why, it was told, doyou need .The patient's calor is of penile nil- most farm work, as the farmers times since the great crash. rather haughtily,that if it Was going y ice of man to totheme. This Clue. ,.n year a locust harrier of 10,000.00rt portance. It indicates whether tie themselves loudly proclaimed when (When the 1932 statements of the to fire employees 'because they bought f et of wire netting was stretched 'A little niece of ours went into, a needs ,more or less' oxygen in the Daylight •Saving was forced upon great U. S. corporations are publish- autmobolies, it could hardly expect acrc,ss Northern Central Argemttina, music store on Broadway the other •anesthetic vapor. Brain operations them, and as anyone else can discrete ed few. will tell as happy a story as to get orders from people who were and in the Sudan, where invasion is day to buy a song everyone is hear- are difficult because the•face of the er by trying to mow a lawn while that of the big companies whose taus- malting automobiles. an hourly possimility, about 700 tons ing these days oyer the radio. When patient is hidden by towels. By the grass is still wet. iness is to purchase and collect in- The glass men did some heavy and o ,paisan are kept stored at strategic she got to the counter, she hesitated. changes••in the shade of the blood or (Domestic animals stir about and stalment dldbts. The epntnibutioms fast thinking, They telephoned the Immediately the clerk handed her the color under the fingernails, the mdo shortly after daylight for the of General iMotors' Acceptance and man who had been fired and invited points. "Let's Put Out the Lights and Go anesthetist ju•dg@s the patients' same .reason that I do, myself—The- Ford's Universal Credit' to their re- him to' Come back to work. The man France, Italy and delegates from Sleep." needs. cause human tyrants have taught spective parent companies income ac- went to the automobile dealer and the Britieh empire not long ago, held "How did you. know that was what II recall one striking rase in which them that they won't get breakfast counts will set examples in earning tools 'batik his car. The dealer wrote a confference at Rome be consider I wanted•?".she asked, piqued. a famous rbrain specialist laid back a at any+ other time. Left to them- capacity which other divisions will to the manufacturer and explained, etchtion ma .sinal the ! 1 cyo-opser+a- "You hesitated," he said. "They flap of .wkin on the scalp and then cut selves animals keep no hours at all. envy. 'Cbm!m!ereial Investment' Trust ,and things were right baek where g pests. London is all do." an opening through the skull, insert- They, eat when they' are hungry and and Commercial Credit, two largest theystarted. From this -little tale we now recognized as the internatrional * * research cemdte. Iriformatnom, on the ing, a metal 'band. All the lights in sleep, when they please. I have independent companies, will show learn that +busiliess men are nervops. movements of locusts is now beingHappy Passaicans. the room snapped out. Suddenly seem 'horses lying sound asleep "in substantial profits. n tceafved Ifro!m 16 empires' and !Halfway to Passaic, the other day, there was a dull red glow, within the the field long after daylight ,and Let us look, as an example, at the - * * * foreign, commfiries by the Imperial, the Passaic bus made a stop and an skull. 4 tiny electric ,,light at the heard the same hires staunching operations of Commercial inv+est- Jmstritute of Ettaomnalogy, and an- oldish gentleman climbed `eagerly a- end of the metal band had been the grass at midnight. 1 once knew ment Trust, one of the most pros- Amateur. , • board. .He sat down beside a passen- switched on, solving the big problem a crippled farmer who milked his perous corporate expressions- of the originlyzed there in order to trace the ger and they talked pleasantly to- in. (brain surgery'--getting-sufficient cows at half -past nine every morn- 'instalment -(buying movement. Broad- You never can tell who's doing origin of locust swarms, the routes gether. When the bin; reached Pas- illumination within the skull. How- -ingwithout the least barb, and a ly speaking,''C. I. T. in in the 'busi- what ,these days. •'Not long ago a of their inmas!iom!s,•amucll the proroatble salt, the passenger asked the gentle- er, all during the operation, the herd of Holsteins which was fed and ness of purchasing sales. It' trans- lady we 'know was moving, and one came of theme • furan (whether be lived there, or was anesthetic ex+pet't had ho work in milked regularly 'at noon and mid- forms credit sales into cash sales of the moving men—a husky, hard - transferring to another bus., practical darkness, unable to see his night would come to the bars at -pre- from the standpoint of the: seller handed -looking fellow he was, too-- The . Stubborn Tops on Bottles. "Why, Pll be getting into my car patient, judging her condition b$+ cisely those hours in complete deft- while permitting them to fe"main had hoisted a trunk on his back and CJiiin, Have you ever i6Sed !bo 'turn one here," the gentleman replied. other indications than changes in col- ance of the poets and the moralists. credit sales from the standpoint of was starting to take it away when of the new screw son the top of "You leave it parked hexa?" or. Going closer to the teachings of na- the buyer. This it d� by giving, of he happened to notice one of those " �. Genme,n reproductions of a Cezanne al fl'arvorin�g bottles and found it stuck? No,' said the other, nay. chant- The fourth stage'i'.n an aliesthetic tore, we find that tlt� hours of the the seller cash not for the merchan- P Qunlit,» After struggling with one of the bops, fent- ha been following along after by ether, overdose, is fortunately average wild creature are just about dise sold but for the debt created by landscape still hanging on the wall. Hepaused to s'bu it for a moment; Books I tried ray nut testeQeemsr,crud off ihe,lbus. Then seeing that the mat- rare. ' A thready pulse, uneven those of a boule`vlardier. the sale. 'Thus the seller get an im- dY " came the toe, 1 now make use of ter wasn't clear yet, he added, some- breathing, and dilated pupils which IHumtan beings, on the contrary, mediate cash tinyment but the buyer fiber, shifting the trunk slightly, he the net crackers Whenever the screw what wistf'ullq "I just decided to get do not•centract when exposed to the having once been caught -in make vicious does not havedtmake an irmedi- turned to the lady. 'Beautiful re - tops do not then, easily. They may on the bus because when. my ear light.,- are the clanger signs. The. -system, east around to fittd pious ate cash payment, and both are at. production that,, isn't it?" he be used to remove tops of medicine passed it, everybody inside seemed anestlietie' is instantly stopped and reasons for their orc I!-feelbleY• Slavery, islfied. 'C. 1. T. is also satisfied be- ed gravely. "For a Moment, I babbler e0 weNl. ter be hav!in+g Such a good time " stimulants are appiie . 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