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VEBOIARY 1T, 1933,
Seen in the County Papers
Ankle Sprained.
On Saturday evening_ Clarence
I3oyie whilst delivering for South-
cott Bros. had the misfortune to
sprain his right led very badly when
he jumped from, the rig to' the
ground. an the act of jumping to
the ground he stepped on the shaft
and slipped and jumped to save him-
self •turning his ankle. He was
brought to the office of Dr, Fletcher
and it was at first thought that the
leg was broken but an x-ray examina-
tion by Dr. Roulston showed that .i
bones had been fractured, ,M.r. Boyle
having received a very nasty sprain.
He will Ppe confined to the house for
!some time in consequence. --Exeter
Times -Advocate.
Fifth Operation.
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(Mr. 'Samuel Pym, of Usborne, has
received word that his brother, Mr.
A: E. IPym, of 'Carrie -vale, 'Sask.., had
landergorie an operation in the Es -
*van Hospital., At the time of
dietiting his condition was favorable.
Mr. 'Pam at one time was a black-
smith in Exeter and this is his fifth
operation. His brother-in-law, Mr.
William Harris, of Carduff, Sask.,
is also ill in the same hospital. ---Ex-
eter Times -Advocate.
A. D. McLean Heads Board of Health
At the inaugural meeting of the
Board of .Health, held on :Monday af-
ternoon, A. D. .MeLean was named
ehairman for 1933. Other members
!present were Dr. W. F. Gallow, Dr.
A. CI Hunter, 'M.O.H.; and Mayor
Lee The board will meet regularly
on the first Monday of each month
at 4 p.m.----Goderich Star.
Died At Weyburn, Sask.
IMr. and Mrs. W. H. Tremblay re-
ceived a wire on Saturday last that
Mr. Tremlblay's mother had died the
night previous in Weyburn., ' Sask.
The 'body was shipped on Monday of
his !Week to Shoal Lake, Man., for
interment 'beside that of her life
partner.-1Goderich Star.
Fraternal
(Members of Zurich Lodge A. F. &
A. M., Hensall, (visited Lebandon For-
est lodge on 'Monday evening bring-
ing with thero a candidate on wheel
the third degree was exemplified by
the.Wor. Mas. Bro. Geo. Lawsen and
'his officers. his was the firt de-
gree work ofathe newly installed of-
ficers and they received .many com-
plimentary remarks by the visitors
who afterwards gave short addresses.
Lunch was served and social hour
enjoyed at the 'close.---Goderich Star.
• New Flag For Court House.
A brand new Union Jack will he
hoisted to the breeze when the spring
-sittings of the Supreme Court of On-
tario open here on Monday, February
27th. The old flag, which has done
duty since 1907, has been torn td
ribbons and is generally in a dilapi-
dated condition. The new ensign,
71% x 15 feet waa ordered this week.
Mfr.. Justice kerwin, a new appoint-
ment to the Supreme Court., bench,
.preside at the assizes. 'He is a
former law partner. of Hon. Hugh
Guthrie. Minister of Justice, at
Guelph.----Goclerich Star.
Luck Reversed.
Anyone entertaining the- idea that
'horseshoes are good luck tokens ought
to 'cons•ult( Murray Hetherington
While out ski-joring behind a car on
Wednesday, Murray took a nasty' fall
landing on 'his left arm and breaking
,a bone at the.elbow. Investigation
of the caause of the fall revealed the
fact that a ski had struck a horse-
shoe lying in the snow, the resulting
.'jar throwing the skier. So Murray
can speak . from experience on the
subject of horseshoes end luck.—
Goderich Signal.
On Trip -to Bermuda.
Dr. and Mrs. R. C. Redmond left
•on Monday for the West Indies. They
will sail from Halifax and will be
away about six weeks. — Wingham
Advance -Times,
50th Anniversary of Married Life
'A •pleasant occasion'was celebrat-
ed on Monday afternoon when Mr.
and Mrs. William J. Souch, 3rd con-
cession of .MfYi4TIS, celebtated the.,
fiftieth anniversary of their marriage.
Mrs. Souch, formerly Miss Charlotte
Ann Jewitt, second 'daughter of the
late Mr. end Mrs. Thomas Jewitt, of
the 2nd concession of -Morris, and
Mr. (Sarah were married, at the 'home
• ten the bride's parents, by the Rev.
Mr. Bin -wash, pastoe of Browntown
and flel,grave Methodist churche,.
They have resided on the Souch
-.homestead on the' 3rd concession ever
since. Mr. and .Mrs. Souch have had
a family of tett the ()Meet son died
when an infant, and"theeldest daugh-
ter,. Mrs. John Stewart, passed away
a few years ago. Two eons and a
daughter at Dungannon and the oth-
ACID STOMACH
IS DANGEROUS
Sufferers from Indigestion
CUT THIS OUT
"Stomach trouble, dyspepsia, indt-
gestion, sourness, gas, heartburn,
food fermentation, etc., are caused
nine times in ten by •bhronle acid
stomach," says a 'Well known
authority.
Burning hydrochloric acid de7
velops in the stomach at an alarm-
ing rate. The acid irritates and In-
flames the delicate .stomach lining
and often leads to gastritis or atom-
ach ulcers. 'Don't•close an acid stom-
ach with pepsin or artificial diges-
tants that only give temporary relief
from pain by driving the sour, fer-
menting food out of the stomach into.
the Intestines. .
Instead, neutralize or s*eeten
your acid stomach after meals with
a MOO Bisurated Magnesia- and not
only will the pain vanish but your
'meals will digest naturally, There
Is nothing better than Blsurated
Magnesia, to sweeten and settle an
acid stomach. Your stomach aces
and feels fine in Just a few minutes.
Blsurated Magnesia can be obtained
from any reliable druggist. It is
safe, reliable, easy and pleasant to.
Use, Is not a laxative and is not at
an. expensive.
er (members of the family reside hi
this dietriet. Relatives numbering
twenty-five 'gathered at their home
and spent the afternoon in social chat
and enjoyed a six o'clock dinner, af-
ter which a program of speeches,
old time songs, and readings were en-
joyed. The bride and groom of fifty
years ago were the recipients of
many beautiful gifts consisting of a
well-filled purse, • a couch, silver tea
spoons and a United IChurch hymnal.
The Sunday previous Mr. Souch, who
has elwaya beet an actilye worker in
Ebenezer Church, was presented with
a beautiful bouquet of roses on be-
half of the Sunday echool. Among
the guests were the 'bride's brother.
Davide and IMrs. Jewitt, of Bluevale,
four sisters of the groom and their
immediate family; one daughter,
Mrs. Errington, of Dungannon, vvere.
unable to be present.--Wingharn Ad-
vanee-Times.
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Bean Growers Organize.,
Affecting thousands of bean grow-
ers and dealers in Western Ontario
the Canadian Bean Growers' As-
seciation and the bean dealers on
Monday last in London took steps to
apply for, a charter incorporating
beth bodies into a new organization
to be known as the Ontario Bean
Growers' and Dealers Association.
Limited. 'Col. the Hon. T. L. Kenne-
dy, Minister of Algriculture for On-
tario, was present at the meeting,
and gave his approval to the amal-
gamation, aceording to V. T. Foley
of Foley & Meyers, solicitors for the
association, whupplied the inform-
ation. Prominent representatives of
the two old organizations attended
the meeting, it was said. The presi-
dent of the new organization will be
George T. iMickle of Ridgetown; the
secretary will be W. J. Ferguson, of
Muirkirk; the board of directors will
have representatives from Hensall,
Exeter, Muirkirk, Highgate, Ridge -
town, Chatham., Essex, Leamington
and other towns in the bean -growing
belt. All officers and members of the
old organizations will retain their
connection with the new. The direct-.
borate includes among others, W. C'.
Hubbell, of J. P. Stringer &
Chatham, and J. W. Ward, of High.
gate. The object of the amalgama-
tion is essentially co-operation be.
tween the dealers and growers, ae-
eording to Mr. Foley. A clause of
the application for -charter includes
a statement that the organization is
formed "to facilitate the growing,
erading and marketing of beans for
the mutual advantage of growers end
dealers." It will be a no -share capi-
tal concern. Temporary headquar-
ters will he situated in London.--4r-
ich Herald.
liSBORNE
The ,municipal council of the Town-
ship of Usborne met in its regular
monthly meeting at,. Elimville 9n
Feb/diary 4, 1933. Members present:
James Ballantyne, Reeve, and Coun-
cillors Moire Passmore and Shier ;
George Wes'teott absent through ill-
ness. .•
The minutes of the meeting of
January 9th were read and approved
on motion of Moir -Shier. •
1Comenetications: LetterS, re at -
rears of taxes—noted; National Sta-
tioners, .Ltd., re Ella= Duplictod
tabled; Contract Record, re addresse
of township officers—answered; D
pertinent of Public .HightiVays,
township road 'superintendent
appropriation of expenditure.
Bylaw No. 1, 1933, confirmii g ap-
pointment of township office.s and
fixing salaries read and pass d on
motion of Passmore -Shier.
!Bylaw No. 2, 19335 appropriation
of expenditure as follows: Road con-
struction, $1400.00; bridge construc-
tion, $3,00.0.00; machinery, $1400.00.;'
superintendence, $1,00.0.001 mainten-
ance and repair, $10,000.00; total;
$16,000.00 for 1933, for township
roads was read and passed on mo-
tion of IMoir-Passmore. Arnold Wise-
man" presented the auditors', report
testifying to the correctness of, the
treaStner'sabooks. Summary as fol.
lows: Ass4-ts,I cash in bank, $6,178.47'
drains owing township, $1,Q41.34; ar-
rears of taxes for 1930, $4; arrears
of taxes for 1931, $115.341 arrears
of taxes d'Or 1932, $5,050.27; capital
assets, $1,350.00; total, $14,340.42.
Shier -Moir: That the report he
Adopted as read.—JCarried.
iIi s the matter of,eefiemption of A.-
selsement of wood lots, moved by
Shier-IPassmore, ithat no action be
taken until it can be discussed at
next nomination meetin.—Carried.
reasurer's report: 1932 taxes re-
ceived, $500.00; orders passed on mo-
tion. of -Shier-Passmore: Sick Chil-
dren's Hospital, grant, $15.00; F. A.
Wiseman, auditor's fee, $10.00; Henry
Delbridge, auditor's fee, $10.00; R. E.
Pooley, goods .for relief, $5.25; W. A.
Turnbull, treasurer insurance co., in-
surance premium on hall, $1.10; S. J.
Pym,, subscription to Municipal World
and telephime. $1.10; S. J. Pym, re-
bate on collection ofl taxes, $3.79; S.
J. Pym, salary as collector, $70.00;
Newton G. Clarke, salary as Treas-
urer, $95.00; excise .stamps, etc.,
v.7o; Freeman, Horne, trucking
gravel, $126.20; Luther Reynolds,
dragging, $2.80; Charles Johns, drag-
ging, $1.40; Elford, drag-
ging, $2.98; Roland ,Williams, drag-
ging, .$1.58; William Routley, drag-
ging, Oa; R. H. Pomeroy, Clerk Ftd-
lartort Township, Usiborne share houn-
dary accoent, $2.90; 'Henry 'Ford, sup-
erintendence, $3.00. --Carried.
,q6uncil adjourned to meet March
4th at 1 pan.—Henry Strang, Clerk.
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Staying Awake
,Staying awake when you want to
do so is one thing, bit staying awaltle
when you want to go to aleep is tun
ether, and it is most annoying. We
are apt to complain and to make a
fuss if we lie awake. If our wake-
ful'neas becomes a habit, then we are
victirne of insoannii.
To iiiForrp about nob going to sleep
is the surest way to keep awake. tf
the Wakefulness is due to gain or
Madder Wealtue.,
Troublesome ,Nights
. Swiftly Relieved
at you are troubled with a burning
sensation, Bladder Weakness, fre-
quent daily annoyance, getting -up -
nights, dull pains in back, lower ab-
domen and down through groins—,
you should try the amazing Value of
Dr., Southworth's "Urataben and see
what a Wonderful difference they
make; If this grand old formula of
a well known .Physician brings you
the swift and satisfying comfort it
has brought to dozens of others, you
surely will be thankful and very well
pleased. If it does not satisfy, the
druggist that supplied you is au -there
ized to return yoar money on first
box purchased. This gives youna ten-
day test of "Uratalbsd without' risk
of cost unless pleased with results
--so, if you would know the joys of
peaceful, restful ,sleep and a normal,
healthy bladder, start the test to -day.
Any good druggist can supply you.
nese, this is a matter of some con-
cern, but the healthy normal person
suffers no ham from his failure to
go to sleep.protriptly.
IThere i no hard and fast rule as
to how much • sleep is required. The
young and the eld require more rest
than does the person who is middle-
aged. We should secure sufficient
'rest so as to be ready to get up at
rising dine, even theugh we may not
be anxious to leave our warm and
comfortable beds. Personal experi-
ence will determine what the bed-
time should be in each case; so as to.
allow for sufficient rest.
'It is the fear that he will not sleep
which keeps the victim of insomnia'
awake, and it is the worry over not
halving slept which makes him feel
tired. If such a person would not
fuss and toss and turn; if he weuld
relax quietly in bed, with mind and
body at rest, he would secure suf-
ficient rest even though he slept but
little.
When the light is turned out, sleep
is to be expected, hut it should not be
sought after. Relaxation and a quiet
anticipation: of •sleep help us to pass
the' tif-ne until we lose ourselves in
sleep.
1±'a bad habit is established, it
can be broken. The bad habit of
staying awake can be overcome by
building up a good habit of going to
,sleep. To do this, a new routine
should be started, one which _will
facilitate and suggest going to sleep.
.A sufficient amount of'outdoor ex-
ercise prepares the body for rest, A
comfortable bed, a cool room, quiet
and darkness are factors which .geti-
erally are favourable to sleep. A
warm. drink (before going to bed, an
interesting but not...too exciting book
,may help. Whatever•the routine fol-
lowed, any fear of not sleeping must
be banished, and any worry aer pos-
sible ill effects of insomnia may he
overcome bea an appreciation of the
fact that ill effects do not occur.
The person who looks for sleep
never finds it. The person who lets
sleep 'find himisneyer troubled with
insomnia. i •
Saga Of the .People's Al
IHin grandparents came .out of Ire=
land in a clipper ship with billow-
ing sails. His mother was, born oar
a, grocery store. His father, Alfred
mith, was a boss trucker, and stood
six feet and ever. The boss trucker
and his wife were very poor, but they.
loved each other and feared God, and
they•were happy. rio, 1873 they had
a sone -Alfred Ernantel. '' ..
When Alfred Emanuel was ten
years old he 'became an altar boy.
On cold winter mornings he ,got up
at five o'clock, -and at six &Clock he
was at mass. He was a newsboy
along the water frontewhen he was
12 yeah old. When the summers
were hot he • swam naked with other
boys in the .East Riven They dove
in their white kins, dodging the
crates and driftwood. He swung
from the bowsprits of the .boats at
the wh
de
es, and the rigging of oc-
ean derers was his gymnasium
and yground. But his fancy"- did
not go outward with the ships; he
fond adventure enough on the side-
walks of New York.
Alfred Emanuel became a flahmar-
ket clerk in the Fulton Fish Market,
and this work was hard. He got $12
a week. The neighborhood knew him
and loved him well. In the ,peigh-
borhood were Italians and Jews and
Germans, but mostly they were poor
Irish. The clerk of the district was
a grand fellow, and the alderman was
a manof weight; and the neighbor-
hood respected them, and Alfred Em-
anuel) knew them all. • • '
The Terninany .Chilb§ were jolly
clubs; they gave but toad and saek
of coal. In the summer they took
the whole dheighborhood on ottings
and chowders up the river. Al al-
ways went along. 'He grew up with
the Tiger, he was the Tiger's cub..
and he never felt her claw.
Al had a long memory and, an Trish
tongue for stories. He had a lusty
voice, a merry eye, an easy way, -and
great good humor. ' And there was
nobody in the neighborhood who
could dance a better jig.
iTn 1900 he married Katie Dunn, the
cousin of a policeman,, and they went
to live on the water -front. Katie
Dunn washed and cooked and ironed
for him, and here, him five children,
..and loved hint all the days of her
life. •
In 1906 Alfred 'Emanuel went to
Albany as an Aseemblytmen. Tom
Foley, the boss of the Fourth Ward
who sent him there, said to him, "If
you make a promise, keep it;.. and if
you tell anything, tell the truth";
and that was something Al always
tried to remember.
Soon there was nobody in the As-
sembly who knew more than Al did
about the businese of legislation, and
how the Empire State spent the peo-
ple's inemey. When he had been there
ten yeare, they made him. Speaker.
Ole had mild blue eyes, and a gentle
emtile, but his, ;voice roared like the
buil of Bashan's, and the wit of his
tongue cracked like ' a teamster's
whips and soandmw, Al sunned to be
•
a (a/
an, , who laat thingag - done. , le
he ped to 'Pass nillaV.V,P951, lacmgir V.M.
aff eted. the Workanall and the widow
aI the orphan, and those wbo lite
in slum.. . , ..
an (people said that Al was
"regular" who always 'Went &tang
with Tammany, and this was true m
the 'beginning. But by and by M
Made 'Tamimany go along with 'him,
so that he could still be ."regular,"'
and still get where he. wanted to go.
He became .Governor of New York
State, and there Were very few peo-
ple who did not say' that, during his
four terms, he was the best governor
that the state .had etver had. . :. .
In 1908 the sons of Jefferson and
Jackson no/ideated him for ,President.
The people remembered that he was
born down' by the East Side docks,
and had been a newsboy. Daily
•Noose, Sim, Wild, Tela -gra -am, and
Enatra-as! They remembered his
brown derby, and the black cigar,
and that he never read books, or
learned to speak like a college man.
They romemibered; and Al did not and
would not let anyone forget these
things. Al was not a man to forget
what he -was, or whence . he had
sprung. He was .proild of it.
The !people voted. Al lost the elec-
tion.
•So four years passed, and he went
to Chicago to the Delmocratic Con-
vention, and once more dreamed that
he might be President. But this time
the eamlpaign song was not for him.
After that, people began to say,
"The Happy Warrior is finished now.
He is bitter and all the fight and
fire are gone out of him.'
'But this is not the end: Altar -boy,
newsboy, .fish -market clerk, Assem-
blyman, governor, presidential candi-
date, Empire State builder, leader of
his party. This is the 'saga of the'
Happy Warrior, the 'Wearer of the
Brown Derby, Of the People's Al.
Alfred Ematitel Smith is a strong
man, and he has a heart in his breast
and Ibrains in his head, and there ars '
still many things for e Iman. who gets
'things done to do—East .Side, West
Side,and all around the town.
The Well Known
Human Race
The saying "Speak only good of
the dead" was illustrated on one oc-
casion when a man Voltaire detested
died, and the French philosopher was
urged to pay his personal tribute.
Said..Voltairer "Mr. Blank was a
great patriot, a gifted writer, a loyal
friend, a good husbend aitd father*
provided he is-,..flead."
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'ISir Arthur «Sullivan, after several
glasses of port one afternoon, set out
with, a cornpAnion to go to tea at a
he Where he had been once before.
When they reached the street, Sir
Arthur could not remember the Man-
ber.
"Never mind,".he said, apd began
to walk up to every door in turn and
give its boot scrap' a gentle kik
with his foot.
"Here we are," he said at last. "E
fiat."
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Degas, the great .Frenich artist,
lived very austerely; no' breath of
scandal had ever touched him. He
once told us 114w, being constantly
twitted by his friends about his cur-
elete indifference to the other sex,
he felt he •must make some demon-
Ltration of eallantry.. Finding that'
one of the little dancers' who eat for
him was going to Americe, he
thought this an opportunity for an
appropriate gesture. He booked a
passage on the boat following hers.
reached New York, remained quietly
al bard, and returned to Frahce. Im-
possible to de more,. he said, than
show hiniself capable of pursuing—a
ylaodryall the way froin Paris to New
York.
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When', in wrath, Prince Albert one
day had locked himself into his room,
Victoria, no less furious, knocked on
the, door to be admitted. "Who .is
there?' he asked. "The Queen of
England!" was the ansWer. He did
not move, and again there was a hail
of knocks. The question and the an-
swer were repeated many times;but
at last there was a Pause, and then
a gentler knocking. "Who is there?"
came once more the- relentless 'ques-
tion. But this time the reply was
differeot. "Your wife, Albert," and
the door was immediately, opened.
* * *
'Once when Lincoln was pleading a
case, the opposing •lawyer had all the.
advantage of the law; the weather
was .waern., and his opponent, as was
admissible in frontier courts, pulled
off his coat andi vest as he grew
warm in the argument. At that time
Shirts with buttons behind were un-
usual. Knowing the prejudice of the
primitive people against pretension
of all eorts, or any affectation
eerier social rank, he said; "Gentle-
men of the jury. having justice on
my side, I don't think you will be at
all influenced by the gentleman's prc-
tended knowledge a the law, when
you see he does not even,lmow which
side of his shirt should he in front.?'
There was a general laugh, and Lin-
ccrin's case was won.
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At West Point 200 cadets were• as-
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visitor, William Lyon Phelps. In•the
middle of the lecture two huge setter
dogs loped in through the open por-.
tal, trotted down the center aisle, and
mounted the high platform. The at-
tending officers were nervous. • The
'rigid cadets were ready to burst. The
professor was equal to the emergen-
cy. - "Why," said he, "these are set-
ters and I expected to meet only
West -pointers!"
* * •
While Theodore Roosevelt was in
the 'West in .1884, he established him-
self with the cowboys, whose riding.
recklessness, and exhibitionism he
admired, extravagantly. That Roose-
velt wearing eye -glasses and christ-
ened "Four Eyes" was able to win
their respect is no small tribute to
his character. His -smite -what precise
tones,, still flavored by exposui•e to
Harvard culture, rang strangely in
their ears. He did not smoke nor
drink. His worst profanity was an,
infrequent "Damn!" and hi, usual !
ejaculation was "By ,Goclfrey.' The
first time he took Part in a round-
up one or two hardened cowboy
nearly fell from their saddles as he
called in his high voice to one of the
men: "Hasten forward quickly
there!" The*, phrase 'became a clas-
sic in the "Bad Lands."
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Late at night in his father', fnrm-
house in Vermont, Mr. Collidee pad
been notified of the death nf Presi-
dent Harding. "Guess we'd better
have a drink," quacked Calvin Cool-
idge with a tranquility rarely seen in
a man three and a half hours after
his usual bedtime.
Quiet pervaded ,Plymoubb Notch.
Only 'Congressman Porter Dae,- his
henchman L. L. Lane, and Editor
Joseph H. Fountain of the Springfield
Reporter were still on the Stene with
Mr: Coolidge in the general store. A
call had been put in for Secretary
"Ted" Clark in Washington to de-
termine whether Mr. Coolidge could
legally he sworn in by his father, a
Justice of the Peace.
"Moxiesasparella, cream, cherry
and raspberry soda," reeled off the
girl behind the counter.
141Vfoxie," selected Mr. Coolidge.
Four glasses ef Moxie were set up
on •the counter.
'Sudden glory has been known to
affect the soundest heads. It will
move one man to weep. on his wife's
bosom and another to' treat aavery-
body in sight. tin Calvin Coolidge it
,tatuasiratiavaihaafiC,I.
. , • • .1 . ,
wrought no metamorphosis. Haloed
by his country's highest honor, he.
remained nateral. His ,Moxie down,
he pulled an outmoded change purse
from his pocket, fumbled around in
it and plunked a coin •on the coun-
ter. The coin was a . nickel. Coe-
gt•eseman Dale blinked, then quietly
footed the rest of the bin.
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At the height of his ,prominence' as
art critic, Ruskin took savage delight
in attacking the work of persons he
knew. He wrote to a friend saying
that he hoped his unsparing criticism
of hie friend's painting would make
ne-differenee in their relationship. His
friend replied:
"D•ear Ruskin: Next time I meet
yoU I shall knoc‘k you down, but I
hope it will make no .difference in our
friendship."
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Reid n stein, the composer could
never he persuaded to get up before
noon. Finall;. an American student
hit nn away. He would go down-
sta;e4 to Os piano in the 4:teal-ding
hie drawing room and• strike an
unresolved, chord. •,•
There— 'wolild he ..a moment of sil-
oreer from above, Item a creaking
and- shufflinee and the old maestro
would pad info the room in his slip -
and dre•:sing gdwn, sit down at
the piano and finish the chord.
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,Onee hearing a man speak abesive-
ly of another. Lincoln advised him
to put all his invective into a letter
addressed to the man in question.
The letter was written, and read • to
Lincoln, who commended it' for its
severity. The writer was pleased and
asked him, "How would you send
it?"
"Send it?" said Lincoln. "Oh, I
wouldn't send it. I sometimes' write
a letter like that, and it does me
good, but I never sent it"
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Justice Oliver Wendell •Hitimee once
told William D. Mitchell: "I haveeal-
waYs appreciated your fairness to
your opponents."
Then as Mitchell's chest swelled,
he added:
"Condor, 1 have always thought,
was the best fortml of deception,"
* * *
Lo -d Birkenhead in his early days
at the, Bar represented a . railway
company, erne of whore vehieles hall
run flown a boy. Th p boy's ease was
•that his axon was so badly injured
that he could /10 longer lift it above.
his head. Lord Birkenhead's cross-
examination of the boy was carried
out very, very quietly—and very, very
teffectibely:
"Now, my boy," he said, "year
arm was hurt in the' accident?"
"Yes, sir," said the boy. "And you
cannot lift your arm high now?'
"No, sir." "Would you mind," saidit
the examiner, very gently, "just
showing the jury once more how high
you can raise your arm since the ae-
client ?" The boy lifted it with an
re -parent effort just to the shoulder
level. '"And how high could you lift
if before the accident?" he asked in
the most innocent manner, and up
went the arm straight over the boy's
head. -
Treatment For Shrunken or Out-
grown Underwear.
When the children's underwear be- 5 •
comes too short from neck to crotch
and is otherwise still hi good condi-
tion. it mny be lengthened as fol-
l•oves:
Cut the underwear all around, just
underneath the al.rn-pit. Cut a strip
ih e re required ui length and evidth from
an old sot of und•erwear or from any
material that is the same weight
and color as the underwear. . Sew
this to the top part of • the under-
wear, using flat seanis which will
require two rows of stitching; there
sew to the bottom part of underwear.
A strip two or three inches wide
will frequently add one or two years!,
wear to the suit of Underwear.
In hard kimiee such as we are
:having to go through •at the present
time, —elvietn, .hulsbandis .dion't mind
leaving their shrunken underwear
altered in this way.
IT'S LIVER THAT MAKES
YOU FEEL SO WRETCHED
Wake up your Liver Bile
t—No Calomel necessary
For you to feel healthy and happy, your
liver must pour two pounds of liquid bile into
your bowels, every day. Without that bile.
trouble starts. Poor digestion, Slovr elimination.,
Polanne in the body. °emend wretchedness,
like this completely with mere bowel -moving
MKS, oil, Mineral water, laxative candy or
AI
for them by name: Refuse substitutes.
sudrugosta.giie. at,
chewing um. or roughage? They don't wake,
vegetable, Rafe. Quick and sure xesidte,
ap your liver.
You need Carter's Little 'Liver Pills. Purely
How can you expect to dear tip a situation
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