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SUNDAY AFTERNOON
(By Isabel Hamilton,. Goderich, Ont.)
Saviour, Thou bast freely given
All the blessings we enjoy,
Earthly store and bread of heaven,
Love and peace without alloy;
Humbly now we bow before Thee,
And our all to Thee resign;
For the kingdom, power-andglory,
Are, 0 Lord, for ever thine!
Robert Murray.
PRAYER
Almighty God, who didst set us free
from sin and eternal desdlh by. the
sacrifice of Thine own well beloved
Son, help us to walk from day to day
with the shadow of the cross o'er us
and thus serve one another in love.
Amen.
S. S. LESSON FOR SEPTEMBER 20
• Leesen Topic—The Council in Jer-
usalem.
Lesson Passage—Acts
Galatians 2:1, 2, 9, 10.
Golden Text—Galatians 5:13.
In the 15th chapter of Acta is re-
corded the most memorable episode in
the history of early Christianity. St.
Luke, says, "certain men which came
down from Judaea taught the breth-
ren" while St.• Paul says, ".the false
brethren secretly introduced."
These brethren in name, but aliens
in heart, came demanding obedience
to the law of IVIases, especially the
immediate acceptance of circumcision
es its most typical rite; and they de-
nied the possibility of salvation on
any other terms. But Paul and
ethers among the Jews of the day,
the more sensible and the more en-
lightened had seen that for a pious
Gentile, circa could notepos-
sibly be essential.
We can imagine the indignant grief
with which Paul watched this system-
atic attempt to undo all that had been
done, and to render impossible all fur-
ther progress.
When there appeared likely to be
no end to the dispute it became neces-
sary to refer it for decision to the
clrnrch at Jerusalem-
' When Paul, Barnabas and %Titus, a
Gentile convert, journeyed from An-
tioch in Pisidia to Jerusalem they—
like Luther on his way to the Diet of
Worms—were encouraged as they told
of the conversion of the Gentiles, in
the planes through which they pass-
ed. On arriving at Jerusalem they
were received by the Apostles and el-
ders, and narratedto them the story
of their preaching and its results, to-
gether with the inevitable question to
which it had given rise.
The Pharisees held out that the
Gentile converts must be circumcised
and he commanded to keepethe law of
Moses. After much disputing Peter
related the steps by which he had
been sent to preach to the Gentiles
and James quoted from the prophet
Amos that the Gentiles 'would seek
the Lord and gave as his . decision
that they trouble them not. Paul
bad shown them so clearly that they
'could not insist upon making ortho-
dox Jews out of Gentile Christians
that they decided to semi a deputa-
tion from "the Jerusalem church to
.Antioch with Paul ancl Barnabas.
These men were given a letter bearing
greetings and denying that they had
authorized any one to say, "Ye must
be circumcised and keep the law."
Rather diel they send this word, "For
It seemed good to the Holy Ghost, and
to us to lay upon you no greater bur-
den than these necessary things; that
kit abstain from meats offered to
idols, and from blood, and from
things strangled, and from fornica-
tion; from which if ye keep your-
selves, ye shall do Well. Fare ye
well."
Thus it was that Paul—the firmest
champion of Christian uncircumcision,
the forernbst preacher of the truth
that in 10hrist Jesus neither circum -
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lettuce, orteehalf 'cup dill. pickles cut
in *Ca% 1, cap peas, fresh er canned,
1 tefiV0011 alinvecl nion, mayonnaise,
salt • and pepper, •
Mix with mayonnaise and serve
cold on lettuce, garriish with bits of
tomato, pickled beef, Cr sliced hard-
boiled eggs.
Cheese and Beet Salad.
On individual -salad plates arrange
nests of lettuce leaves. Sprinkle with
French dressing.. In the centre of the
lettuce leaves make a pile of cream
or wattage cheese put through the
potato ricer or coarse strainer. Gar-
nish with hearts or balls cut from
pickled beets.
Favorite Fish Salad.
The best kinds of fish tee use are
those which are firm in texture and
whic'h break into neat flakes (such
as sole, cod, haddock, halibut, salmon,
etc.). The addition of a little crab or
lobster meat, or shrimps will always
make a. more appetizing mixture.
Slices of hard-ooked egg can also be
mixed with the fish and some, 've•ge-
tables, too, such as potato, cucumber,
green peas, celery, string beans, etc.
A thick dressing is the mast suit-
able kind to use, and should: be- minced
with the fish, etc., a short time be-
fore, serving. Green salad can always
be used as a. garnish, or sliced cucum-
ber, tomato, slirimps, etc., according
to fancy.
If desired, allow beth fish and veg-
etables to marinate in French dress-
ing for one hour before serving. Do
not oombine fish and 'vegetables until
serving time.
cision was anything, nor uncircumcisa
ion, but faith which worketh by love
—was established in his mission to
the Gentiles by the Jerusalem church.
Galatians 2:1, 2, 9, 10.
In this epistle Paul tells of the
Council which took place in Jerusa-
lem at which the matter of the cir-
cumcision of Gentile Christians was
dealt with. He here tells how James,
Cephas and John were wora over by
him and how before they panted he
was requested to remember how pov-
erty-stricleen the Jerusalem church
was; ho* it had suffered from the
persecutors that had fallen upon its
members and from repeated famines.
The people to whom Paul ministered
were, if not rich, amply supplied with
the means of livelihood.
It was a request in every respect
agreeable to the tender and sympa-
thetic heart of Paul. It was an op-
portunity of showing that, while he
would not yield an inch of essential
truth, he would make any amount of
sacrifice in the cause of charity.
"Only they would that we °should re-
member the poor; the same which I
also was .forward -to do."
WORLD MISSIONS
Here Am I. Send Me.
Shall we call on impression to ex-
press itself in a volunteer declatation
for life service? Is that a new and
rovel method to be avoided because
of possible over -emotionalism?
There was quite a bit of emotion
in that call of old, "Whom shall I
send, and who will go for us?" and
the deepest emotion of a courageous
young heart in the answering volun-
teer declaration, "Here am I, send
me."
The straight forward response
'which clear -visioned youth always
gives to the straightforward chal-
.ertge of world need calls for no man-
ufactured emotionalism.
'A geography teacher told of a great
need bin Oeylon. Eight years old
Eliza Agnew said, "Here am I, send
me."
A Sunday school superintendent
read a call for workers from the South
Sea Islands. James Chalmers an-
wered, "Here am I, send me.",
A young student whom every one
expected to be a great lawyer read
the life of David- Brainerd with its
sounding call for consecration of
life, and Henry Martyn spoke his an-
swer,."Here am I, send me."
•
John Scudder faced "Ths Claims of
Six Hundred ‘MilliOls and the Ability
and Duty of the Churches Respecting
Thom," and giving up his lucrative
medical practice in New York, he
gave answer, "Here am I, send me."
, We do not well if we fail to present
in pamphlets, in books, through per-
Lonal conversation, da.4-public address,
the call for the exoression of con-
secrated life in a declaration of pur-
pose.
Every year hundreds of Christian
young people enter other callings
without having definitely faced the
call to missionary service. Even if
men and women are never commis-
.4ioned aa missionaries to either the
home or the foreign field they will be
better Christians wherever they may
serve for having definitely faced the
decision-ninlissionary 'Record.
NEW SALAD RECIPES
During warm weather thialreare
frequent occasions when a nourishing
saiad possesses greater 'appetite ,ap-
peal than dos the conventional main -
dish of hot meat. The following sug-
gestions are for salads which axe
light, but which are nourishing and
quite suitable for use at the main dish
for luncheon or supper.
Egg Surprise- Salad..
With a sharp knife cut the ends'
off hard-000ked eggs, and with a
salt spoon remove the yaks. Fill
each with chopped ham, moistened
with mayonnaise, and stand, cut end
down, in a nest of lettuce leaves.
Sprinkle the chopped yolks- over the
eggs,. garnish with tomato quarters
and elivaa.
•
• . Cottage Cheese Salad.
One-quarter pound blanched , and
choppedealmends, •one-half pint cream
whipped, to every pint of the cheese.
Mix all 'together lightly; heap &ogee
ly and .senve on lettuce leaves, pour;
ing mooritiaise dressing viiereach
matuttl if desired.
' Vain Salad. •
coId boiled hn tit
cifberS, lotiehalf. ,celerr &ft fine,
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Gas in the Stomach
Hurts The Heart
Gas Pressure from a Sour, Acid
Upset Stomach is not only highly on-
cemfortable, but some day may peove.
fatal!
When your meals are follawerl ly
bloating, a feeling of fullness and
pains around the Heart—you may be
"sure that STOMACH. GAr3 is pushing
and crowding upwards. That's the
-reason for the shortness of breath and
sharp, shooting pains. -
To quickly banish this Gas, neutra-
lize the acidity and cleanse and sweet-
en the stomach—nothing is bettei
than the simple use of Bisurated Mag'-
nrsia (powder .or tablets), which gives
almost instant relief. Pleasant, harm-.
less and inexpensive Bisurated Mag-
nesia has been used and recommended
by Doctors and Druggists for more
than fifteen years. Any 'good drug-
gist can supply you—try it to -day!
The Man Who Created the
Age of Electricity
Those of us who.believe that the nob-
lest human beings are not- the poet
but the scientists. will find confirma-
tion in a study' of the life of Michael
Farady to whom the scientific and en-
gineering societies of the world are
paying tribute this month. Napoleon
nor Genghis Khan nor Tamerlane nor
Caesar nor any other conqueror ever
altered the world as Farady altered
it. In fact, a great part of the world
as we know it to -day was made b3
Farady. He fohnd electricity a toy
in the laboratories, and his discovery
of induction which bore fruit in the
dynamo affects the life of every one
of us. Without Farady the world
would be without electric light, with-
out electric power, without the auto-
mobile, the airplane, the radio, the
cable, the telephone. In fact the
world would be very much what it was
in August, 1831, when he made his
gigantic discovery. There had to be
a Faraday before there could be a
Bell, an Edison, •a Ford, a Lindbergh
or even an Einstein. Withalhe was
a humble, devout and 'self-effacing
man. Of his generous spirit a glim-
mer was given when Joseph Henry, an
American who made the discovery al-
most simultaneously with' him, .was
able to give a deneenstration of draw-
ing an electric spark from a thermo-
pile when Farady himself had failed
Hle danced about in glee and shouted,
"Hurrah for the Yankee experiment."
Tyndall, himself a famous scien-
tist, said: "This discovery or mag-
neto -electricity is the greatest ex-
perimental result ever obtained by
an investigator. It is the Mont Blanc
of Faraday's own achievements." The
chain of discoveries 'which ended in
the electric dynamo was begun in
1791 when Luigi Galvani noted that
the muscle's * a dead frog were
thrown into violent agitation when
its nerves were touched with the
point of a knife which had previously'
been inicontact with a spark from an
electric machine., Why it should be
so he did not know, but for this dis-
covery his name is embalmed in the
terminology of modern electricity.
Similarly it is with Alessandro Volta,
a fellow countryman who soon after-
wards made the discovery that two
different metals surrounded with a
suitable solution similar to the saline
juices of the frog's body would gener-
ate a difference of electric potential.
From this followed the Vqltaic pile,
the world's first. electrie battery.
Shortly afterward in England Sir
Humphry Davy, Faraday's instructor,
employed an electric current to &cone,
pose water eCnd not long afterward
through this, procesa 'discovered six
new metals.
Twenty year elapsed before' the
next link was forged. This was the
accidental discovery by Hans Chris-
tian Oersted, a Danish physicist, that
a wire earrying an electric current be-
haves like a magnet. In other wards,
the electric current dee-elope a mag-
netic field. Three months later,
Andrei Marie Ampere, the Frenchman
worked out the laws governing the
behalvtior -of different electric cur-
rents upon each other. A little later
in England William Sturgeon invent-
ed the eleetro-magnet. Then along
came Faraday, convinced that if Oer-
sted's experinneuts were aecurate—
and he had proved thenu so—then the
converse, 'should be true, and it would
be possible to convert magnetism into
electricity, For "eleven years this
problem wai 'hardly absent from his
waking thoUghts, AO Matter oft what-
ever •Other probleiti he'inight be ltrol-k-
ing at the tiit Hllittd4 &tit
areand .#061tet a na1*Wel
WititOASTRIC,PICE$
FAIL TO FLOW
You know how badly . an engineruns
when itgets clogged -up. ,It's the
same with your body when your
gastric—or digestive—juices fail to
flow. Your food, instead of being
assimilated by your system, simply
collects and stagnates inside you,
producing harmful acid poisons: 'What
you need then is a tonic—Nature's
own tonic—Nature's six mineral salts.
You get all these six salts in
Kruschen Salts, and each one of them
has an action of its own. Together,
they stimulate and tune up the bodily
functions from a number of different
angles.. The first effect of these salts is
to promote the flow of the saliva.and
so awaken the appetite. The next
action occurs in the stomach, where
the digestive juices are encouraged to
pour out and act upon the food. Again
in the intestinal tract certain of these
salts promote a further flow of these
vital juices which deal with partly
digested food ansi prepare it finally
for Absorption lulu tile system.
So you see there is uo mystery about
Kruschen. It works on purely scicn-
tine and well-known principles.. Prove
it for yourself.
yea and -lapse into garse hay grows
the next, Th seed should be sown
according to @directions and plenty .of
it used so that a level, velvety sward,
made up of fine stemmed grass, will
reselt. A sprinkling of sone quick
acting nitrogenous fertilizer, a hand-
ful to every two square yards, just
when the greets begins to show
through the soil, will help the new
crop along. This commercial fertilizer
should be watered in with a hose or
sprinkled during a shower so that it
will not burn the tender plants., It is
also a good planto top deess the new
lawn, or the -old one too for that mat-
ter, just before winter sets inwith
about half an inch of strawy manure.
This will give both food and protection
and it may be raked off izi the spring.
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Fall Bulbs.
A good garden is not really com-
plete without some fall planted bulbs,
such as Tulips and Hyacinths. These
are easily g-rown and provide brilliant
color during that otherwise barren
period from the time the snow goes
away in the spring until the peren-
nials commence to bloom late in June.
These bulbs can be secured in a great
variety of colors and a -few dollar&
worth of them vril+ make a wonderful
show. In thb Tulips, one can start with
the early single and double type whitib
come into flower three or four weeks
after the snow is gone. These are fol-
lowed by the Darwins and Breeders.
The former • are later than the early
types and taller and bigger. They
Come in various showy, solid colors.
The Breeders are also later and big-
ger and in addition to beautiful
straight colors they may also. be se-
cured in blended shade -s showing a
touch of bronze, brown, tan, buff and
yellow. Fall bulbs should be planted
to ,a .de.pth of about three times their
diameter, setting them a little deeper
in the light soil than in the heavy.
It is important that the later and big-
ger varieties be planted fairly deep'
so that the root system will be en-
trenched secure enough to support the
long stems and big, heavy blooms. It
is advisable to 'plant in - clumps of
haIf a dozen or more of one variety
and they should be set from four to
eight inches apart. As the Darwins
and Breeders will bloom right up un-
til the middle of June -and the foliage
Will last much later, it is important to
arrange so that shrubbery or other
flowers will screen the dying foliage
during the 'early summer. All fall
bulbs will continue to bloom year af-
ter year. but for best re -sults they
should be lifted every second year,
cleaned and re -divided, and planted a-
gain so that they will not become too
crowded.
. Indoor Planting.
Practically all of the fall bulbs can
also be planted in pots indoors and
they will produce an abundance of
bloom from the first of December al-
most until the flowers are ready out-
side. Plant in o dinary flower pots or
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fancy bowls in o
il, fibre or pebbles.
Do not set ne. . y as deeply as out-
side, simply covering the bulb to a-
bout the tip. Water well and store in
a cold, dark' place until the root sys-
tem is well developed when . they
should be removed gradually to full
sunlight and a temperature of between
sixty and seventy degrees. In the case
of Narcissus the cold, dark 'period will
be about six weeks, but from two to
three- months with Hyacinths and Tul-
ips. Only early, forcing types of Tul.
irs should be. attempted indoors. Out-
side of these mentioned there are also
lesser known bulbs, such as Roman
Hyacinths, Grape •Hyacinth, Chine -se
'Allies, Jonquil's, Daffoails, Crocus and
Freesias which may easily be grOWn
inside. 'Some of the quicker -maturing
kind,- like the paper white Narcissus,
may be planted at intervals of a week
or so up to the middle of January for
a -succession of blooms. After the
flowers come out keep the plants in
as cool a place as pogsible, particular-
ly during the night.
of an electro -magnetic circuit. In
his lifetime it is said that he per-
formed 2,000 experiments for the first
time, and that from each of them
some new truth emerged. But no-
thing emerged for a long time from
his experiments with an iron .core
about .an inch long surrounded by a
few turns of copper wire.
'Put current into the copper wire
and it magnetizes the iron core.
Now reverse the process. 'Magnetize
the iron core and .see if there is
any current in the copper coil. There
was none for years. Every authority
in Europe said there never could be.
But every time he attempted a. new,
experiment he noted that there were
twitohes in the galvanic needle when
he brought a dead. coil near a live
one or took_ it away. That seemed
to indicate i a current somewhe-re.
For a long time the significance of
this eluded him. Then he made
another discovery. He thrust .a bar
magnet into a dead coil and got a
pulse; and when he lifted it out
there was another pulse. Clearly he
had proved that the converse of
Oersted's discovery was true. But
this was a mere curiosity of the la-
boratory. It did not seem to point
to anything in particular. The prob-
lem remained of ho'w to get a con-
tinuous current, instead -of a mere
flicker.
It was genius that solved this
problem. He saw that it was orely
when the magnat was moved thee' the
pulse was indicated. Perhaps con-
tinuous movement would prove to be
the answer. So he built a machine,
mounting a disc of cooper between
the polls' of a large magnet. Says
Waldemar Kaempffert in the New
York Times:—
"A brush of metal rested on the
axle of the disc and another on the
rim. When the turned the disc pulse
follow-el:I' pulse so rapidly that he
obtained a continuous current. Thus
was created the; first dynamo. For
the first time mechanical motion had
been converted into electrical energy,
for the first time a steady electric
current had been generated without
the aid of a battery." For nearly 30
years thereafter Farady continued
with ,his experiments, refusing honors
and riches and dedicating himself to
the pursuit .of truth. Hie final que-st
Was for the secret heart of all phys-
...
ical mysteries, the discovery of a
primal energy. Had he lived
'longen -or had his powers remained at
their prime there might have been
little in this ,field for those -who fol-
lowed him to do except to verify.
Canadian Garden Service
Lawns.
With the hot weather over it is now
quite safe to get grass in again. This
is a plant which, will ,not do well if
sown in hot weather and there must
also be plenty of moisture.,Because of
these two necessities lawns should be
planted either in the early spring or
during the Fall. Where only bare spots
are to be patched, stir up the surface -
soil with a take and sow thickly with
the best type of- seed procurable, us-
ingi special mixtures for shady or
other out of the ordinary locations.
Rake again after sowing and then roll
or pound as level as possible and cov-
er with brush or wire netting to keep
birds away. Where a new lawn is to'
be planted it is important to make as
fine and level a seed bed as possible.
This work is not difficult before the
grass is sown, but it is a very long
job afterwards. Naturally, all unsight-
ly things like broken brick, plaster
and sticks should be re -moved. The soil
should be dug or ploughed thoroughly.
After this, rake and level several
times. If at all possible, this work
should proceed slowly allowing rains
to settle the soil during the process
It is particularly important to allow
natural levelling where the lawn is to
be made on built-up soil. Next secure
a supply of good grass seed. There is.
a vost difference in the mixtures of-
fered. Grass seed is made up of a
blend of different'varieties in the mix-
tures offered. Grass seed is made up
of a blend of different varieties and
that sold by seed houses with, a repu-
tation behind them is mixed with the
idea of giving a permanent lawn that
will stand up year after year and not
simply one that will make a slides this
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Boston Ttranecript.
!Cartoon in College Humor: One
little girl to her playmate: "So long,'
I gotta, go home and make precocious
remarks.”
* * *
Emily had been to school for the
first time.. When seised what she had
learned she sighed, hopelessly. "Nuf-
fin. I've got to go back to -morrow."
—Christian Observer.
* * *
-The college paper version:
should be obscene and not
Zip N' Tang, reprinted in,
Humor.
* * *
Children
heard.—
College
Food
Husband to wife: "This potato sal-
ad is delicious. Did you buy,it all by
yourself ?"—Life.
* * *
For light ladndry, a bride's waffle
makes an excellent scrubbing board
and When shellacked lasts for years.
May also be used for lifting hot pans.
Dishes too warm for table sit com-
fortably on them. Eighteen of these
waffles fastened together make a
durable and efficient door mat, and
auto tires retreaded with them have
been known to give an added 10,000
miles.—Life.
PATTER
Automobiles.
"A bandit jumped on the running
board of my machine last night and
demanded five dollars."
"Why didn't you. have him arrested
for impersonating an officer?"—Life.
* *
cartoon in College Humor: Officer
has stopped fair feminine driver for
speeding. •
"Say, where's the fire?"
"In your eyes, you great big gor-
geous patrolman."
* * .
The more patient pedestrian's, the
fewer pedestrian patients.—Christian
Observer.
* * * ,
The pedestrian Was dodging about
indecisively to the bewilderment of a
motorist, who' finally stopped entirely
and asked, "Would it be requiring too
much of you to ask . you to outline
your plans?" — Adapted from New
Yorker.
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Aviation.
'Sanibel', when 'offered a ride in an
airplane: "No, suh, Ah stays on ter -
rah firmah, and de more firmah, cia
less terrah."—Public Seovice. '
* * *
Golf.
Golfer (to foursome ahead): "Par-
don, but would you mind if I played
though? Pv'e jus't heard that my
wife has been taken seriously ill."—
Reprinted in Life from Dublin Opin-
ion.
* * *
Golfer, after dubbing a drive: "My
trouble is that I stand too close t�
the ball after 1 hitei it." --Contributed
by F. G.
* *
Expert (viewing the , Newrich
acres): "Yes, you can have a splendid
golf eourse here of eighteen holes."
INewrich: "Eighteen holes? Oh, I
can afford something better than that.
wen take in the next farm and make
it thirty."—Doston Transcript.
* * *
Ohildren.
Pop (to his bright infant): "What's
*twig?"
!Set (12 years old): "1had a ter-
rible scene with your wife" IVIontreal
Star.
En tier school essay on "Parents,"
a little .girl. wrote: "We get our par -
* * *
Boy's definition of a waffle: "A
pancake with a nonskid tread."—
American Boy.
* *
He made an unusually good after
dinner speech: "Waiter, give me the
check." ----Life.
* * *
Marriage.
Alice declared she would marry no
man unless he could provide her with
bread. and „butter.—Boston Transcript,
* *
Wife (to husband sick in bed) :
"Darling, I'm just writing to mother
—er—how do you spell cemetery,
with an S or a Cl" --Cartoon from
London Bystander reprinted in l_Afe.
*
Smith: "Who are you working for
rime?"
Jones: "•Same people—wife and
five children."—Christian Observer.
* *
"Remember, you took your husband
for better or for worse!"
"But I didn't take him for good,
did .I?"—Montreal Star.
* * ,
"Married life isn't so bad, is it?"
"Oh, it's all righteafter you get to
be a trusty."—Life.
5 * *
Wife: "That child doesn't get his
tem -per from me." • .
Husband: "No, there's none of
yours missing."—Answers.
only tried to keep up with the Jones-
es—the depression came when We
tried to pass them.—iLife.
This country was all right while we
* *
Depression.
* *
"I could/rend you five shillings, but
lending Money only breakl. friend-
ships."
"Oh, well, we were never very good
friends,"—Everybody's Weekly.
* * *
Boss (to applicant for job): "No!
I haven't enough work to keepmy
own men busy!"
"Aw, take me on, boss. I won't
work hard."—Cartoon in Life.
* *
Things have come to a pretty pass
when a hot -dog peddler in Wall Street
has a sign on his wagon reacling:
"Business Men's' Lunch." — Walter
Winchell in New York Daily Mirror.
• * * *
Merchant, hopelessly: "Even the
people who never intend to pay ain't
buying."—Cartoo nin Life.
• * *
"So you're the bill collector? Well,
just take that pile On the desk."—
American Boy.
.* * *
•A Bank .of England director says
that nowadays people have given up
saving money. They have also given
up wagging their tales, and for the
same reason.—Reprinted in Life from
Passing Show.
* *
"Hello, Pal, lend me a nickel, will
you? I want to calir.up a friend."
"Here's a dime. .Call up all your
friends."—Variety.
* 5 *
Servants.
Guest: "Been long in the service
of the family, Jenkins?"
'Butler: "Indeed, sir, I am now
serving the third degeneration."—
Boston Transcript.
* * *
"Good cook is offered' splendid view
from, kitchen wind -ow of main thor-
oughfare with constant arrests, Small
accidents, ambulance calls and other
interesting incidents at all hours of
the day and evening." --Ad in an Eng -
hell paper, quoted in The Literary Di-
gest. •
* *
"Jane, you were a long time earn-
ing. Didn't you hear me calling?"
"No, ma'am, not 'till you called
the third time, ma'am."—Tit-'Bitss
* * * •
Scotch
Donald, the Tourist -Scot (to -wife
at railway station)-: 'Wiest! Ye
canna' get a porter tae tak our lug-
gage?",
Wife: "Na, na. Ye try, Donald;
yere accents no, quite sae notice-
able." --Christian IerakL
* * * •
McTavish was thevroud owner of
a new cash register.. One clay when
an old friend cante into the shop and
bought a siirpenny cigar, the 'custbmer
noted that McTavish( pocketed' the
money instead of putting it into• the
drawer.. •
"Why not ring it up'?" he, *slit&
hin an
Couldm
(Mrs. Smart's
Pink Pills (took) Was What
Saved Her,
“I became thin and
white," writes Mrs..
Jessie Smart; New-
market, Ontario,
"and could not do
my work.
"Then I remem-
bered what my mother used to give me,.
and I sent my husband out for a box of
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. He laughed at
rne,, but he would not laugh now! ...E
kept right on with Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills, and now I Work hard and feel ad.
young as I did 20 years ago."
The iron and other elements •in Dr -
Williams' Pink Pills increase the amount
of haemoglobin or oxygen -carrying agent
in the blood—enabling the blood to carry'
more oxygen to Me tissues. The increase&
oxygen re -vitalizes your body just as a
draft of air kindles a fire.
The old standby, Dr, Williams' Pink
Pills is in every dru7store, ready to 'help
you. 50 cents a package. 136
Feels Young
As 20
Years Ago.
.11.111h,
* * *
, Man -out -of -work: "And they say
this depressia may last . . ."
Professional Bum: "What depres-
sion?" --Carton in New Yorker.
* * *
"Excuse me, Budd 3s but is this a
breadline or a run on a bank ?"—Car-
toon in Life.
* * *
Breadline b -anter: "The food's
not-hin' extra—but 'pm meet some
awful nice people."—Cartoon in Life.
* * * )
One old buts' to another, on a park
bench: "One more subscription, an'
I'd been a college man."—Cartoon in
Ballyhoo.
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"You'll be forgetting it."
-Oh, 111 not forget it," re -plied the
Scot. "Ye ken' I keep track in 'my -
head until I get a dollar, an' then E
ring it up. it saves the wear -r and
tear -r on the machine." -- Montreal
Star.
* * *
Star.-
A Scotch woman was )dying in Ddn-
fermline. She expressed the wish that
her body be carried back to Eccle-
fechan, where she hailed from, be-
cause she felt that she could "not.
lie quiet in a grave in Dunfermline."
Of course her husband could do,
nothing but acquiesce, and- assure&
her "nae matter What the cost wall.
beeirye canna lie quiet in your graver
in ,Dunfermline, we will tak' ye back
to Ecclefechan, but I think we will
try ye first in Dunfermline." —
Canadian Magazine.
* *
The Professions.
The,, judge looked at ,the prisoner,
questioningly. "Why is. it that your
have no lawyer to defend you?" he
inquired.
"Well, your Honor," said the
prisoner; "the truth is that whets
they 'discovered that I actually had
.not stolen the money, • they would
have nothing to do with the case."—
Auditory Outlook., '
Coasts of Britain Change&
By the Sea
Through erasion& in some quarters
accretions in others, the Great.Britaira
which King George V. rules over to-
day has assumed a shape quite -differ-
ent to what it had in the days arhenr
some of his illustrious predecessors
were on the throne.
In fact, these islands have beera
shrinking, and continue to do so at.
the rate, it is estimated,. of one?
square mile a year. Atmospheric con-
ditions as well as inroads of the sem
have aused many falls of soft cliffs -
The largest belt of coast erosion ins
England stretches from Whitby ins
Yorkshire, to Lyme Regis inDorset,
and the districts where the sea is
Claiming most land are .Cromer anc1
the North and South Forelands. But.
anotherserious area is- North Wales. -
A small Norfolk village which once
overlooked the cliffs near Cromer
-
has for many years been under the
sea, or approximately five miles out.
from the high -tide mark of to -day -
On the other hand the Village of
Steyning, in Sussex, now five miles
inland, was once the Roman Port
Adurni, which was still used as sa
port in the days of Edward the Con-
fessor.
Appledore, another place; now eight
miles' from the coast, line, was the
landing place of the invading Danes.
in 893. On the north shore of the
Bristol Channel, where the sea con-
tinues to make inroads, there was
once a greet forest, long since en-
gulfed.
. At least thirteen township& on .the,
east coast have been swallowed up
by the sea in past centuries.
• According to local authorities state
assistance will be necessary if any
comprehensive scheme to prevent
erosion is to be carried out. 1n the
opinion of some _engineers the landi
lost in one area is gained in another...
And they are exhibiting no worry'
over the prosect that the coastline'
of the British Isles will have fewer
indentations or cliffs in the future.
Lucky Janes. --Caesar forbade un-
married women to wear pearls dur-
ing his reign. "Nowadays," declaress
Mrs. Gloom, "unmarried janes ares
the only kind that can get 'dm. --
Stirling News -Argus.
Teaching is essentially a process of
infection rather than injection. Mre .
Frank Roseoe.
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