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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Expositor, 1931-08-14, Page 6sin • I; krr°,' i• - ,•.` , en n• , - , ' v .. ,' i z" • ' 'i, ,• A b . e r • e ' ' . • z eillesti. • e 4 t education, own show , Over J. H. SAUNDERS, President. , • ' ' '• P , ,,,, , ,i,. „ • ,• A. -; ; '• '' 4 • , ,••••:.tst v,,, nes . \' ..,. -% ,-x 1. , , m ;:. r • . . f . „ . ... , i . ., • ,,, ,, _ s•,.. .... _ , .. ,, , . , . , „ ,4,, •. , ••.. • / . ' ' ' ' t,• ••• . • ,. . , ••• '',,,, ' „?..jli.'P. :•;'1.1. ' :14C. '; • 4' Y ' i . '' ''' - K`ii. , I . 1 '' ' ' •• 4; .. I ° . 14 ' .; ., ,1' ' , k,.. . ••: , .. ,.- •,. _ LAWN-. . ' n er 'visit to the Western - profit and pleitsure. exhibition -the only a falling -off in attendance $50--,000 , _ Write the Secretary Entries close '' 7 ONTARIO 4th to 19th Fair will repay you in Western Ontario's exhibition that did not last year. IN PRIZES AND ATTRACTIONS 1 for further information . Sept. 3rd W. D. JACKSON, Secretary. . • . . ' '" -' , ' on hand, 00re:47100104n'Vint faulty. They Wanted the young man had bought,, even threatened arrest give it up, but he knew stood firm. He knew bout stamp collecting pocketed that sheet and other (correctly printed) Next day he sold his find Nowadays a. single stamp at $3,300. ' ' .'1.11.e first stamp ever pnet was put out by the e ,: pment In 191'7, for, a Turin and Rome. They're 90 cents unused, and Another early one warissued when the Newfoundland printed 200 three -cent stamps to be carried' to England :1 -hawker and piloted by H didn't go all the way member; were forced Irish coast and picked steamer. But the stamps $1,500 unused, and $1,000 The Byrd flight for Paris that •ended in the water. same, $150 for the stamps. (Real enthusiasts in pecially at the opening mail route, often get autograph the letters ers" by • collectors) they're People who did this got at the opening of Air from Chicago to St. The autographed covers at a , dollar or so apiece sprinn of the following well, you've guessed was Lindbergh, and of his air -mail days $45Q each. , * * * 'Shoemakers: They temperamental Italians shoes at the Delman factories Street. Their shoes ThBRAN made and hand -made ly rare. It's a difficult they make a shoe upside then turn it inside out watch the process to takes a couple of weeks pair. Mr. Delman started, eight years ago and tion by fixing it up like an open fire and cigarettes round. He made highly introducing gold and silver street shoes (he makes aluminum painted shoes night, shoes ornamented' glass. He sold two pairs shoes for $1,000 a pair. countess. At the beginning not afford charge accounts Mrs. William K. Vanderbilt come in and pay' cash. customers have been Adele Astaire, Alice Cowl, Mary Pickford. man's customers refuse unless the pattern they continued thereafter. Berlin bought 26 pairs fere going abroad recently; Crokee's widow once worth in one month. still in his early thirties, shop in his Park Avenue sometimes gets up in the night t o jot down has dreamed of. He of 'shoes a week. * * * Mary: It's a real Chimpanzee, not a figment of people's tion, that, you've, heard taking of a chocolate Srugstore on Fifth Avenue Street. Mary is her was born in Africa but at the Londen Dog, which is just two doors store. Mary is for sale, for six months, but nobody want nen The drugstore regular customers are her, though. She has every two or three days,. gist nosen't charge for a pleasure -and an ad. ther and gape and here someone denies the whole all straight, however. use a straw and spoon puts the glass carefully counter when she's never broken one. At ten -thirty every is unleashed and allowed ing. If she dosen't tore, she calls on Mr. tsos.' of 18 West 34th Tsutsos runs a fruit to it, Mary has to cross but she always waits change, and has never to being hurt. Arriving stand, she selects a banana, and eats it. Then she home. "Very good fella," Tsutsos of Mary. Another proniinent named Freda, an orang-utan, lived in Vincent Astor's ington house for the past At night she c rawls between of a blanket, and tucks In the' morning she the blanket to pieces. that keeping a monkey money, as does her After taking a drink Freda always tosses the smashing it. Her table otherwise impeccable; week or so when she reaches sweeps practically everything the floor. * * * Illuminators. -Illuminating scripts. is the specialty Rollinson, who have been ner of Broadway and for more than 60 years. out 10,000 hand -illuminated a year. Their 25 artisans best tradition of the ancient practiced by the monks Each man has a system and hence a private office, body can spy on .him his colors, gold leaf, the workers have spent developing their art. gets gold leaf for them and tiny bricks of solid platinum from Prance The head of the diploma Ment alrrais refers te sheepskin and vellum cause of the. •;high-grade tat -16 - pm of the"two which into tine in Intent Years. ' cent.- of American callegita gentiine. The COmpany special AS, such as the whjoh, the ,Antorirau TelegraPh OaraPanY gires Who 'AK f4 their pltata• .-.,': -,l,' -,.,,;, ' ., . ' ,l. k ;?.. 4. . 'In 4etk' 0,0 sh,t toe . in ne, ai. , his righth and something a, as well, so he bought an- for his. Arm. for $12,000. is quoted issued ,or air Italian gov- flight between only worth 75 cents used.. in 1919; Post Mee for -mail in the .plane 'Grieve. They by air, you re- down off the up by a tramp -cost you used to -day. was another 'Just the philately, es- of a new air- the pilots to (called "coy- sending. a luelcy break -Mail. Route 2, Louis; in 1926. were priced until the year, when- it. That pilot those souvenirs are now worth - are proud and who makeo on 45th are all hand- shoes are fair- business- down and (you'd have to get it). It to make one his Shop attracted atten- a parlor, with lying a_ colored shoes, piping on women's only for dark with ground of sapphire to an Italian he could and even used to Among en Madge Kennedy, Brady, 'Jane Some of Del- to buy shoes choose is dis- Mrs. Irving of shoes be- Richard bought, $5,000 Mr. Delinan, has a Work- home, and the middle of a design he sells 2,000 pairs and imagina- abut, par- soda in the near 31st name. Mary now resides Bird Shop, from the drug- and has been seems to clerns and crazy about a soda there The drug- the soda; ins Crowds ga- and there thing. It's Mary can and always back on the finished. She'sBBti morning Mary to go visit- visit the drug- George Tsu- Street. Mr. stand. To get two streets,reached for traffic to even come close at the fruit peels it, goes beck says 'Mr. monkey is one who has Port Wash- five years. the folds herself in. invariably rips This indicates may run into glassware bill. out of a glass, glass aside, manners are eneept once apulling, out and. onto mann- of Ames and at the cor- Fulton Street They turn diplomas work in the art as centuries ago. of his own so that no- at work with etc. notne of a lifetime The company from Italy gold and depart- parchnient as as calfskin be. paper feel- hare come Ninety' per We the doeS a let of ,,, , , „ parennutitte Tolophowle, atia fa eniPloiti diariftefiret :-7.,43',.'p.. ,',:' ..'.,".. , '• ''' PAI!' f ,fr : ., . . .. • " Jones fresh. ,, 1,Lt . , I VIMII q , tt ' 't. . 1441101 __ . , . • __, 0. .neS .„ r... ji,,,, WAWA" — . 1 Ifi, ,_-..--n- • .N.„. rition 1 , ere, . I M. - - gi t I 1\ / , • , 'volts these days, about car waftbinn ' Another place lot is On nenders. they're enamelled, on enamel; destroys quickly. The idea film off as muchi then use a polish as brightens. It'll it isn't ;too bad. Greasy spots just to call for -a gas certainly take grea,se . wood wheel spokes, some of the paint if the grease's been long enough to LAW& toward crackin'. a better combination and water alone though linseed soap by some, About the only be used safely as chassis parts, fame, axles. It'll cut the mighty quick and appearance of the -0./seeta1 . where .gea'a Well, in and gas its, lustre is to as possible that cleans get the seem as a cleaner. arid .but it'll off, too, on. the paint Soap and for for the is recommended place that..gas a cleaner springs 'grease it won't car ie doin y. the Part . used most ennen; is bard mighty wash as rest naturally dirt also take 'specially the wheels a start water's the wheels top, is off them spoil it. .. . . . ,,P4A7Ved St the and well if It'll off al- can the and the out- a In- con- 100 lat- the him less ten he of suc- the to and I im- pro- , the the 30 n g. the now very ap- the hour re- as the any at of was 200 in ar- be a felt al- how and al- Nor in- . i say, ap- nos- res- it per- it pre_ at- top per- - res - res- will the this The by not The Of he he . not a ,,,,,,..,aitsvot ' . . ,,.. . , ., .'SVatVr;_lmt ,t9r,,three • .. , a eas 1,v, thi ,,,;. ..e Jan% for threat. , ..04§Agee, 094Vilifi. ecit•Iti. from the of respiratien without apparatus, sure method (resuscitation) most effective chieve this, used with suffocation The victim downward, their fullest the throat ed and cleared Then the the subject's on the small the fingers is induced ly, arms the lungs, Which causes inhale. will tend mit. Pressure, mately three between tween 10 pression and suscitation the. patient which may . Liquid. hot coffee ministered conscious. Warm blankets, external pal for a The. swimming ly be considered in the performance is, by far, boat or Some very 'performed' should never object that un, a bit box, if nothing hand. I individual by a man 'had tre presence to the weter It is not, world desires, CLASSROOM Acrimeny, another name Celibacy mits when A Protestant her living Whit you do for priests. them. A momentum person when Contralto that only In Christianity have one otony. The dog path emitting Jacob, ther's birth Our Father Harold be Henry born in parents were tinent. He among the Phoebe Cary. Launcelot where he, with for the • A census from, house population. The government limited mockery. The letters tally deficient." Solomon Porcupines. The Mediterranean Sea are connected al• Climate ther only Chivalry toward a Appendicitis tion in the In 14170 Position from A 'monologue tween two and wife. Vesuvius will climb the creator Science immaterial. Gravity Walton. the autumn, ing off the What part in the war? • SCOTS STORIES, One day,.in mischievously-mindedScots-morning -man announced trymen were void of humor. wreteh's cunning, • minds believed. there are believe it Save among particular it is still Scotsmen tually, he because most feeble, he of laughing. lety, and he what we call a humoriat, A- Highlander getting on the local good an , is at's, iour nine, got to quarrelling. herr, al married tame& •' ,IRR444, or tell her • "06110' she look ' ' olanistr ' ' , . ,• if his diaphran'en is minutes he may er nen give mouth atisT3an le win merely clog What must be the removal of lnilati and the stimulation and heart action. the prone of. artificial respiration is the simplest method known end, The method may equal sueeens: 'in eases by gas or smoke. • should he placed arms up tceallow the niepanston. Return* and mouth should be as well as they may operator, on. 'knees astraekne thighs, places his ribs of the bank along the sides, Pre . by swinging forward straight, thus contracting and releasing rwitle a the lungs to ex*nd With the incoming air to be displaced and forced is 'applied for approxi- seconds rvvith two seconds contacts, thus allowing ;and 12 movements of release each minute. should be continued starts to breathe 'again,this not be for several hours. mouth stimulants, such or tea, should nener be until the patient is He should be wrapped for it is heat, and intennal, which is complete recovery. method can proper- only the last of a rescue. more practicable to to throw a life preserver. effective rescues have with the aid of a pole.iOne hesitate to throw i will serve to buoy ancither of wood, a chair, table, more suitable is know of an instance when was saved from drowning who could not swim but of mind to shove a municipal park colorful rescues that but safe ones, • niain die,, the ac. water And, prea- and to a- be of - face lungs °pea- be. hand' with ssure slow- snap and, water, be- coin- Re- until as ad - fully in both essen- resort It use a been seine or at an who in - bench, the . is corn - gets life, would for a music only Mon- the bound. bro- was his Con- and ; castle, up goes the is a "nnen- 700 Red can- wea- man hadis- be- you see is Isaac in fall- play Star OLD leg- de- the and which in "A Ac- But and subt- for is been met that -.3. arid love re- ev. • As, ;Ini • .„.-. .. • • . . THE CoNsTipATioN . en I, .,.. le see• ins BE . " ' • . ,;!;) ' •,:1-40 • ...• .'' .. tA '41? e • ' • i ' •; giii .. a -- ,. n ''. is -WRIGLEY'S. out fresh, -"after It % V EA n . - . . INEXPENSVVE ' I r - ' --;i111('' The reason has found keep your mouth WRIGLEY'S -is recommended and dentists. keeps the teeth cleansed. n , • in kin 5 .4; e 1 G1,49 =reseees.. that if you you feel ever meal" by doctors .,, I *11 4 ' • . SATISFYENG • . , , , ' You muff look out for the health • Often a faulty of yeur family. . diet lead.s te constipation. Head - aches, dizziness, loss of enengy follow. Husband and children become irritable. Serious cis - ease may develop. You can prevent this by in - eluding roughage in the diet. A ,pleasant -.way to supply this roughage is with Kellogg's Aim - BEAN', a delicious ready -to -eat e cereal. Two tablespoonfuls daily, for each person will prevent and relieve both temporary and re - curring constipation. In severe cases, use With each meal. Do instead of giving them habit-forming pills and drugs. ALL -BRAN also furnishes iron rich the Mood and lend color r enh k o lc ee .s an ips. a. e y Le logg in London, Ontario. 9 a 1-1( • A LL ...e..._. , , ON BEING DEAF 'the "How does it feel to be deaf?" new acquaintances often ask me. I have a ready reply. "Oh, quite exhilarat- ing" I tell them. They laugh feebly, supposing I am I trying. to be funny. But though they can see only pathos in deafness, my reply is reasonably sincere; for I have discovered to m'y own satisfaction that silence is not a total calamity and that it tends, m;oreover, to lead into diverting situations. Of course, my deafness carries with it certain definite disadvantages. For one thing, my choice of possible emu- nations is seriously circumscribed. My epportunitiee for preferment are few- er. I find it harder to strike up sat- isfying intimacies and friendships; and there is a profound sense of loss in being unable to he•ar any form of melody, There are other disabilities, but in spite of them I laugh at silence. Or, more accurately, I find myself preeipi- tatesl repeatedly into situations that compel my nesibilities. To illustrate, I was a visitor, alone, in a mid -Western city some years ago and a Sunday afterneon found me strolling the sidewalks, and wonder- Ing dismally how to pass a dull day. Arrived at a street intersection, I was about to cross over when a tap on my shoulder made me turn about to confront a policeman. He said some-, thing or other, which as nearly as I could judge was a casual remark. So I nodded my head in friendly agree- rnent and smiled pleasantly, exactly as if I understood him. Then I start- ed again to cross -the street. This This time a more emphatic tap halted me. He spoke again, but still I failed to comprehend. However I knew my little pantomime . well: I nodded and smiled even more engag- ingly than before,. and essayed once more to cross the street. With dis- concerting quickness I was firmly grasped and whisked in a patrol wag- on to a police station. It developed that I had obstinately persisted in an attempt to commit a traffic violation. "Da you know that you must obey the lights here, sir?" the officer had inquired, very civilly... To which I had nodded affirmatively, and attempt- ed to proceed. "Here you! Do you think you can get away with that?". he had next demanded, bristling. ' Again I had nodded, with extre emphasis, and had smiled upon him in a way which he misinterpreted. As I 'stepped off the curb for the third! time, my arrest followed. The joke was undoubtedly on me, and we all enjoyed a satisfying laugh. A plain clothes man off duty suggest- ed a cafe, and my problem of how to pass a dull afternoon was solved. Perhaps you wonder why, when the officer first addresed me, I did not tell him at once that I was deaf, and thns avoid the ensuing complica- tions. That was because of a peculiar psychology. The deaf man's affliction' is a very real thing, but it is merci- fullyora- concealed from the casual gaze, That in itself is a vast comfort and he tries diligently to improve upon it. . Therein lies the motive which im- pels the deaf to grasp at so illusive an art as lip-reading. The accomp- lished lip-reader whose proficiency is not due to a considerable amount of residual hearing is merely an amaz- ingly good guesser. The fundamental fact is that he can hope at most to seize upon two or three basic words in a spoken sentence. The rest he must supply himself as best he can, by intuition, or by sheer good luck, The luck is not always good, how- ever. During an interview, a news- paper reporter asked me one question in particular that will linger long in memory. "Do you drinks?" he in- blandly. "Life," I answered impressively, "would be intolerable to a deaf man without it." I was stunned when this converse- tionthe appeared 'in the paper. As a flp-reader I had innocently supposed that he had asked me merely, "Do you read?" So far as visible smovernent of the lips is concerned, there is not a pant- iele of difference between the words drink and read when casually utter- ed, although they sound so dissimilar to the ear. ' But what is more to the point, the numiber 'of such words in the language is truly confounding. The general general public knows surpris- - ingly little about the deaf. Consider ingenuity habitually strielee often matter door in fronted a vacuum and discourses I interrupt totally He is eyes you are me ring triumphantly. I close softly. I did trived own. ed it bulbs throughout is infallibly arrangements quate, weight of a An quires about uage. from China, a "syllable wise tongues, with sible ideographic; represent or pictures. pure language vividness Educators to oppose age, to the and taught. world people It is nerenal deaf cannot the stress they throaty aware of mutes hoioi nn the strange their Outside I porter ' paused There whistles, he had screwed gate. Gently There earthly . ed. He more assailed ed door. of ine so he stairs lessly "Oh starting Boon years make and decided of driving rather happened tion, so companion. all wanting phoned, a young phy and fore returning, in the di -ed replies drove thinking The fice at ened the ing house seats He's had take on financial Motorists cost of sengers, basis: geles, a commission, 'Odd, total strangers cross-country and gentleman, gers in had fallen Alleghenies, Mexico, nomicement they reached Philately: about ton who of air -mail worked WW1 surprised one of &Vit. Sinn a , with which deaf-mutes surmount the ordinary in their daily 'existence. questioned about so simple as the door bell: I open answer to a ring, and by 'a stranger. He cleaner, or a clothes fluently. to tell him that deaf and cannot hear nonplussed. Suspiciously me from head to foot. deaf, then how did you your door bell?" he demands the door upon him and The answer is, of course, not hear the bell. 1 h•ave a little arraneement When my bell button is lights a number of incandescent distributed at strategic the house, and their . visible. There are that are equally such as the droppinn upon the floor, or the bright -colored clothe understandable curiosity that something should the little understood sign I have met deaf travellers Russia, from Turkey and and although they did not of English, and I was ignorant of their yet we conversed satisfying ease. This was because The sign language its facile gestures words but mental Some of the sinns pantomime. Expertly used, conveys, meaning with of the motion nicture. of the deaf have the extension of the believing that it is detrimental 'acquisition of good nowhere is it now formally In spite of this it is over, wherever genuinely congregate. difficult for the pc 'son hearing to realize that hear their own voices. of great mental excitement are apt to produce sounds without being of the fact. A little company was once assembled. bedroom, conversing animatedly sign language. Meanwhile, bedlam of noises issued throats. in the hallway a happened to be passing in surprise before their were gruesome grunts, and ghoulish moans, never dreamed existed, up his courage to .) he rapped upon t was no response and sounds continued undiminish- knocked a second time insistence, and still the his ears through the Abruptly the true explanation phenomenon dawned ;upon thought. He dashed down and into the lobby, and confronted a startled clerk. Lewd, Lewd!" he gasped eyes. "Ghosts!" ob- I am a my am con- presents brush I am, a svord. he "Say, if hear laugh that con- of my push- places flash othee ade- of a waving re- be said lang- from know like- national together pos- is do not images are the the united langu- English, used the deaf with the In strange at all in a . a from colored and he door, weird such as and he investi- e. do -or. the un- with medley unopen- him, the breath- with of had to Angeles, idea seemed friends direc- people, chose philoso- Be- again, hun- time, an of- and o;p- a clear- vacant them. and got the out. the pas- mileage An- gets when on IselY passen- crossed New an an- the day the one a sheet lie it, he °veil the aro- clerk postai rant'. atainliS ' 4 THE PRINCIPLES SAVING Back in the days more than excess door excursion, I near tragedy in woods. A, canoe dian guide and a . . siderable weight yards offshore in of early spring. nor. the white. mane swimmer, and in ter the suddenness coldness of the water, brance of heavy fighting desperately than a minute. feet of the inverted might' as well have so blind and frantic death mad.e him. ceesled in grasping craft, but apparently aid Min without of the powerful The party to which without water craft, member, an excellent ly took off most then swam, without toward the scene recall having criticized, pulsiveness of youth, g•ress. I was further shocked rescuer, upon reaching main deliberately. arms and livid face canoe where he clung seconds unquestionably Shortly, however, guide, he drew the feebly struggling near to death, Indeed, when he to shore no indication parent -yet, he prone pressure respirationnafter of application. Proficiency in life suit of cool deliberate . . . ' in- the inaident first place the rescuer tically all of his 'person should do .---- soddenly confronted 'able swim to safety. nwhat appeared to speed toward the another example dure. Even the cannot swim at the yards that he can either case he able reserve energy rived. A. good drowned in less de.sperate, fighting battling with a su.bject the icy breath of most titanic energy. One sometimes a near victim was then towed to safety. most impossible is the breaking of fiction of pain a . since a man fighting not likely to be affected ods' The best way to holds is to avoid the drowning person from the sible. This strategy cuer free of the other's him opportunity to ne_ grip. '",* Sometimes, before is advisable to wait son to .exhaust himself, may not seem denies the possibility tempt to climb to at hand which, of of the rescuer's head.' . But despite all are occasions When son will obtain what e . a a death hold cuer. In this contingency should remember breath -if he can hesitation to submerge the drowning person. tend to make the hold as he struggles again. The rescuer tendency, in case hold, by shoring struggle hold twisting a subject's and wrist, into an at times can be brought in & kick but in against the 'subject's carrfes for towing to safety all follow maintaining the subject tal position and of cuer out of his reach. But it its frenuently victim n has been towed some of the most probleins are 'faced, ha ceased, to breathe. ificial reepiration is the subject is not isiunconscions, bnt ai•omatic spirits to the nose and saged toward 'the Warn. , ,. ' - As a rule, swaIloWed dangerous Altluntgli seittire -of •:eieltitetnn es ;the lunge *Itieh',Paralyzes, 0.1htit-gni. ,, A ita--ii:0-11 or pUto # gitkafiglY '';' ''' . .. .40:',.',;..t.:.'„ ' OF LIFE . when I was little baggage on an happened to see the Minnesota north bearing a wiry white man of capsized about the frigid waters Neither the Indian was a capable the case of the of the plunge, and the encum- clothing had for air in He was within canoe, but been ten miles, had the fear The guide had.. an end of was unable coming within reach clutching arms. I belonged --was but an older swimmer, quick_ of his clothing haste, it seemed, of the mishap. with the his slow to behold the drowning evescie the clutching and swim to for at least ' r e s ti with the aid of canoe to the man, who was I presently learned. was finally brought of life was was revived by method of artificial more' than an • saving is the . thinking, just given. In removed prac- clothing -as who finds himself with a consider- Swimming be a slow rate drowning man •of sensible proce- seasoned life guard same rate for for 50, and must have consider- after he has swimmer .could than a minute by victim. Indeed, -who has death requires , hears tales of "knocked out" But this is in the water. a hold by the practicable solution - • . for his life by such meth- , deal with strangle them: that is to should be rear whenever keeps the armssand gives gain a good carry- , approaching, for a fighting although humane. This that he will the highest point course, is. the precautions there a drowning is commonly call on a would-be the to take a deep -and then without himself with This move subject release to climb upward can utilize of a front strangle him upward. is broken arm, by elbo* arm lock. The feet into play, a powerful, •shoye shouldr& drowning persons the principles in a horizon- keeping the res. after' the near to safety that diffidult life-saving* especially if However, art- adopted only when breathing. If brftthing faintly, stetild be applied he should be nuts- heart, and kept water is it. ntay bring It is 'the Water the dla... fitst for, 0014 140 "' YitithittC , ' . •• ) . ' 1 or floods Rollinson $25,000 which sented to flight_ It en melees, illuminated The value check is about cashed it, and now partment re work. Mr. Rollinson, the firm, business 187.3: One I no linson, 'George,. word 'Illuminating" going on New Jersey.k nrom Newar sob for that the of electric bein ace g . , tneweavere (how arte 15 S. those concberns garments hole. He's . pack theirclothes season, an days because theri with souvenirs erage Mr. for some ,s° me of "'Lien 7"1 was in and in the a hole in pressing in time, knew anything idges have Jack Johnson, and nousa. 'Wright he mends pay more to get it - about it. CZAR Stern v' . the &seller's ; iP ma court ' trapped hon. - ical stature his top lareest fleet e. - " iseasy tions have conservator rish indinstead . ritannia, IS waving. -- - has been fraud ' as , ' ' n' oyal Mail had to fight Old Bailey. Ti.e usual segt ae. a o scurity, His father, then, was traced back In early career, starting castle -on -Tyne. he organized moved steadily ping world. Parliament, he became studied m•ent, characteristic gentleman, the impeccablecuer riding to °Wen Cosby dresst he coat, in •a stiff ances. 'Four fit s• and reserves began th ruin, not him, and CLEANING The Old know whether easy to buy eustomed there's no torists have for cleanin' Just had to have a thought that grease on removed great*. only removed filler that proof.. The line and awroy-it go ' utpr 'Most car poitit of ' USW gas let 4.1f thentAnet or gun battles. Ames the pretty check madeR it nre . ayrriiionf theigppr. Lindberg or e is five and a half by al h or? re I pare d an in co or an - • of the materials 'ildn $100. After Lindhergh ie wen back to Ontein ramt e n.. hangs inB a f in or 'hifis at the t revoor. l'ne accep any pay t -- the - present hnad. entered t he inuminatine ----- - — when he f wash 18--b4e.ikr of is dorteh ears, t 1 .enhgravte , uniforms ons as. ing. en s i.t once '1d- oose chase over a vriA g h d man h ah d p saying the concern. .hIte tuartni Mg job :was t e ins a. lights le a new movie erected in Newark. * * * Me. Henry Taft Wright dei run into these novel is head of the biggest h' h '' w .i.c re rentsthin y weaving ab ic over rushed 'when pe•ople after the lon d 1 ft Ch ' t g a so a. er i trhis mahs evenih tngc o es s owup cigeret e urns al of the season. 'On the Wright fixes up. garments 1'5,000 customers a year them pretty famous - 'deM The odore Roosevelt Y is- d I ew or to e iveri et shpeec afternoon .Ms va e his eve= ants thelemMr. Wrigghtpfiixted an. r. o.seve about et. The been customers of boxer- Al Smith the , . says the size of some thandthsurpritse fyou. Peoplet an . e cos, o a garment fixed if they re sentimental an d for e• ern elev- is d ' '''' 17hfe. a- _ the of in ifam noire o s his to e h d °nee 11. tee, a IT pa spec- of e un - • motn o 1- h l' th o er av- - too. h urn.e d while theen never Coon Ms; ' rents ' A in '. crim- e a olivs- - - in the man ' the of no w' wave plain the • Kyle- from me New - beer, ----, and ship- in that of are and born in tie pro- GAS don't so ac- :but mot- got had gas not the gas a '' , . word of advice from me. As soon as you get home to -night tell the wife you love her. You'll see the differ - ence it will make." . John determined to try the thing out, but when he met his wife in the cottage -porch she had' so much to say he couldn't get a word in. It seemed that throughout the day en- erithing had gone wrong. Two of her best pullets had been killed by a car ; a child 'had been scalded in the copper; some of the washing which had been hung out to dry had. blown up the bill and been dirtied -and the roof was leaking! John 'listened to the doleful tale - then steaclied hiinself and, putting a hand on the woman's shoulder, said: "Never you mind all that, Jeanie _for I love you." . • She stared at him, put her hands to her eyes and exclaimed: "Oh, Gosh! An' now you're hams drunk!" • * * * • A Scottish M.P. was walking up and d•own the terrace at the House of Commons in obvious distress when an English brother member stopped him and said: '"Why, what's the matter, Mae? You look pretty blue." "Did ye no hear aboot my loss?" the Scot 'asked. "Man, it's been a sore trial. 'It was this way: I wam telt that if I flung a six -pence into the Thames it would bring me luck." "Well?" "Well? says you. Man! I flung my six -pence in right enough, but the dam' string broke." * * 4. Here is a yarn which is, I hope and believe, not widely known: An Indian potentate of great dis- 'Unction was the guest of one of our minor royalties who was residing in his Scottish quarters for the salmon- fishing. The rajah became obsessed with a desire to try his hand at the sport -and, of course, hoped for sue- men Donald., the bead ghillie, was de - tailed to instruct the visitor, and bes ing properly impressed by the other's greatness, was at first not merely courteous but a trifle' timid. "Fine, yer royal highness," he would say. "You're coin' great. Try anither cast, ver grace . . . . But at last, with beginners' luck, the rajah got into a fish and, being :incompetent, looked. like losing nit. That was Donald's undoing.' ' "Watch what you're dein'," 'he ex - , • mimed fiercely. "Play him! Play ,nee, I nee you . . . . Oh, gi' me the rod, you big black goat!" . . . . * * is . Two highland farmers met, and one 'of them said in his most sincerely solemn and with every wish to be helpful: "Well, well, John, I hear yon sun- tie of yours was so fond of has gone an' died. It's a fearful loss, an I'm tremendous sorry for you. But you must take comfort John and mind on what the Good Book say's: 'Here the day, and awa' the morn -just like a travellin' circus.'" * * * How it may be nowadays I do not know, but at one time it was quite usual for ti, Scottish innkeeper or lican to give a free drink to his ens- tomers on New Year's Day -and ev- en to -stray callers. That drink was called "Your New Year," or, alter - natively "My Ne* Year." It was given and accepted as a matter Of course. Arising out of that custom this story is told: A certain raw northerner was in London for the first time -and on. New Year's Day. He walked into a pufblic-house, nodded dourly to the barman, Coinmented •en the weather, and said: . "Wein mister, I'll he seekbe my New Year.", "Your what?" ' '• "My New Year. D'ye no ken what I mean?" • " "I--Sieel" he remarked, sareastical. ly. "So you think that because it's New Year's Day I'm going to give You a drink for nothing? Well, let nite tell you this --you're ;getting no free- drink • front me." t,i PO •"T_Iiewlet; tile. tell.,you sontething, Vie:4110aguated Sest.'reterted. • This the,' 'first 'OM* Pre -ber m your 'it; ,,, OA nS' Jiligno it n he the , - I ' '''' :,. '', ,A;','',' ,.: 0.. '4'1,-• • WISDOM 'sometimes called far marriage. is a crime a priest he marries. is a woman through an immortal are rabies, and what them? Rabies I should do nothing is what they are leaving, is a low sort ladies' sing. a man Wife. This is called came bounding 'whelps at every son of Isaac, stole mark. which are thy name. Wadsworth Longfellow Portland, Maine, travelling on made many fast fastest were arrived at asked if he could night. taker is a man to house increasing of England M.D.- sinnifn had 300 wives and by the sewage lasts all the time, for a few daye. is the attitude strange woman. is caused' by appendix. Elizabeth had the Pope. is a conversatien people, such as ' is a volcano and up to the top you smoking. is material. Religion was discovered It is chiefly noticeable when the apples trees, did the In S. It played Banner: holy, who are Jewish you give of can dawn his in Heaven, while the friends; Alice a be put who and the but of a informa- an husband if will by are Navy the AND quite, of simple and the north, that joke." crude 'instead He not Wife and -• you yoteve, you john. yo' ti • , OF OCEAN LINES IS STRIKING FIGURE ed old Lord Kysleet - • dock at Old Bailey in non on, oo. i d I keel l'k His extraordinary -he stands. seven feet that -his command of in the history of cc ter of 39 world cor somehow. made himP of the great traditions ustralisBut just a m. ruling the the rule and or KvIsani ' - jailed for a year for managing director of Steam Packet Co. Police back the crowds around references to Lord self-made man, rising are not althgether correct. a clergyman of Canner- the we baron in a to the thirteenth century. youth, he chose his shipping as a clerk at A few years the King Line, Ltd., upward in the 'Serving three terms it was not until 1923 a lard. He is a master . reserve and understate- of the English and his recreations sports o f yachting h the hound's. He was Phillips. Fastidious we a heavily braided rather daring ascot color in his public appear- years ago, the vast of his $400,000,000 ebb. With the world crash, at first disclosed, lay about his trial was the result. TALK To Travellers: ago, Mr. a business to all gloomy. to he advertised wired graduate drove Los Angeles home, with hard, upshot 11 West Auto for and for to expand assistants. end now, gas charge $15 to and so things a car in love and sent of the young Virate stamps in? the statepe intim He Issas itanabatoo- Were thrOltgli ' ' ', .0# OF THE TOWN A couple A. A. Preciado trip to Los go by motor. The that way alone None of his be going in that for a travelling More than 100 to go to Los Angeles, or wrote him. He student of out to the Coast. he advertised papers. Two came in. Mr. Preciado an aviator this was that he took 42nd Street, Travel Bureau, motorists with travellers to fill his quarters , Also, he's pretty well worked instead of splitting and oil with their them on a Chicago, $45 to Los on. Mr. Preciado happen, of course, set out together tours. One young who met as 'bond for California, before they were engaged in Mr. Preciado their marriage Los Angeles. * * * Have yOu beard felleW in Wasbing- sent out ..to buy for the office Well, when he got to notice that On in the Sheet Center design WWI shoVied• ifs the otos& 'Sent fiir, :Who tie rentaining ' . .,,,:,,,v,,,•;,`• 0 4 ,, . . i ., NEW the long ago, that his fellow-coun- almost, if not Not realizing a host the statement, certain simple minds to this day. cultured folk, those who kribw accepted as a fact can never see a can see all the jokes. of them are gloarns over them His bias is towards has small apreciation "broad" effects. 'brit not it wit. * * who had too well with his Minister one day said: i this I hear about inolen? They say Don't iher, didn't I?" • ' I.knOW. But do that you lore her?" kens that ihie.r. hater ille,-.4.elt•iiiten, aeA oVoti- ')' '' ''.,0'4, PI • ' ''4'k, $ i'' f""' , 1' • e'-- / , OA* / ,41.' / . ( r Is •' ...„, ' nns nn el-•••:,-, ',---i.• \se :,,,,, ' . „, , - .• , ; :;.,.p.;.' .. • .#• '''. ,• , ; 1 N "D'h • , • s :,, Ds AND THEM • ” • . , day Ilia , . , • 4, ,RIVIane q' ,, opda. ' 'side ,,,- • 1 1 inspettera . , " 'T I fgaga ' f • C'i CAR HARMFUL Mechanic Or because to nein' &vain' great purposes. a car new way. it The the kept „filler .-'., inantitottirers dannintliit* far thit 1 BODY says: it's because. they're it ae the fact faith in here top 'cause The owner In his ease grease the nMterlid is aolvent 'Went when aWitera jeb. i hilt sa.4. ' ' ,, wnH • I it's so fuel, that in gasoline that's its owner top knew it but water- in gaso- the . 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