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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Expositor, 1931-05-29, Page 37,1 IOR B .1 za 4t it ie i- s, s: se a at re he :re fa- ng we a in - Le el n- '1. 4 attritzt shy is' 44 "9e ithiChes' uear$p nchavui uie' �I writes jp4L* J. F. Ami "•The`°paw would be ao �, tit' pay $ ~'would swell shut, i w 3a jtuu#+4ist y':. µ Y my tatityh eetp� W wbraray�& •.iwan6' MOM h�17ufC�! G: d Shessboughts ee ht aa1 �y',a'i +take them. ; f sass* gick oi, tlo x had rw faith, but t!#a is m.atte'�s�� ice *I'd the ,P, A to btu +ipsikt yI below par yOd!"pt° d. parka. ;I}qq s only as _ blood •is rith. Poor Moot -paws y�:,"a miners" to you. Getia box of: fir. lam' 'Ink Pills at any dciirst'b:' S0. cents. R hoz •Don't dejaysilie, sure, to say •'7Jt Williams' •}'so that -the druggist wM know "Reny what You sank- toe MR. CALVIN COOLIDGT, AN ESTEEMED CONTEMPORARY If Mr. Calvin 'Coolidge were to write this column—which God forbid be would receive about $1,500 for the chore. That is to say, he would receive it if the owner of The Moil and Empire set the same value on his stuff as the New York Herald Tribune does, for he is paid at he rate of $2 a word. For the New York paper he produces from 150 to 200 words a day. Sometimes, but not of. ten, his article exceeds 200 words, in which case he is not paid for the extra words. So for writing a daily article a little longer than one of the para- graphs into which this column is divided he gets from $300 to $400, and he writes six of them a week. Of course the whole burden is not shouldered by the Herald Tribune, His stuff is syndicated to hundreds of other newspapers and pored over respectfully at millions of Republi- can breakfast tables. He is supposed to he the third most highly paid•news• paper writer in the United States, or in the world for that matter. The comical Mr. Will Rogers is said to earn $3,000 a week for his daily wise- cracks. The illustrious Arthur Bris- bane is paid $250,000 a year for a column which he is said to dictate into a machine. So it will be seen that Mr. Coolidge is doing very well indeed. But he is not such a newcomer to the ranks in literature as is generally supposed, for as John Bakeless remarks in The Outlook, Mr. Coolidge was a con- tributor to magazines before he was president. As long ago as 1921 he was writing articles for Good House- keeping and the Delineator. How much he was paid is not explained, but it probably was more than most people could earn by mere ability to write and think if this happened to he divorced from a high public office. It was Mr. Coolidge's name then as now, rather than his prose style, that was valuable to the editors. He wrote then and now on familiar themes. He sought to rid the country of the menace of Communism which he saw springing up in the girls" colleges, and particularly in Vassar. He wrote that religion was a good thing and that people should own their own homes. At this time Mr. Coolidge professed no religion that anybody ever heard of, and he lived in one- half of a rented house. Nevertheless, his views were eminently sound and sane, and certainly were unmarred by any touch of levity. Soon after that death placed Mr. Coolidge rather miraculously in the presidency, and he ceased to be a contributor to magazines. Neverthe- less his vocal and official output during the years at the White House certainly made his neckname, "Silent Cal," a sardonic one. Charles Merz collected the statistics which showed that President Coolidge spoke a total of 8,688 words a month into a microphone; delivered 75 public ad- dresses a year, one of which exceeded by 800 words the Constitution of the United States; 60 statements, mes- sages to public meetings or letters to the press; and no fewer than 176 11.9/1rip +gnashed,! r? li p�1 kind aadal fiPr,,4',..:• le wlrh he `s►rhi'e did nob :<, a Xst ;befQte ptsot' M t��t ut 1X X he each drug user a0107.70. his to r p gaud vice and . natwrally•�rotria�ne i1. ` lute .id nt ar>nally reenter oboist ij• Of li "At re, lin. 1820 it 1Men ui praise xioting the gel .ria; ls at ore, eksla etalitatragaxiae. writethexy' had sot the a supply, We ^ p a eat un & for the curious, and anidous enough to. find „arie., whi had the satisfaction anything that would give them' even . , • see ug< praeticaldy , every news- for a short :bine a sense of comfort MO in theted States give. free and importance which ,dope' bestow$ advertising to he venture. The Opus• upon• its votaries. Hence the vihe which Mr, Coolidge was to compose spread as it ha4 never spread before,' was his autobiography. The -manu and generally in the class alreos 'cit was cut into small pieees'� ,and recognized as criminal. In another. hiis slistri'buted to the typesetters respect also the law • ineteaseci lest there should be any premature criminality, Thes drug • user who can leak from this majaestic reservoir of wisdom. The editor of the magazine, Xs. +Nay Long,•°,,solemnly ani untied that "his statements are so imiport- ant and, so dovetailing that to permiit the publication sof any fragment might lead to a raisunderstapliin$ "• Mr. Bakeless is . unkind ,enough to comment that it was never explt}in- ed what might, lead to an understand-. ing of the articles. We never had the advantage of reading them but a writ- er on the New York World said that they were .vague to the point of sheer Unintelligibility. The New Republic thought 'them turgid and platitudin- ous. 'But neither of these journals was an admirer of Mir. Coolidge, and hostility may have clouded literary judgment.. Mr. •Coolidge was, no doubt, paid huge sums for the articles. The difficulty about them was that they could not run for ever, though Mr. Coolidge did his best. What was really required •was a per- manency. It was this need that was met by the New York Herald Tribune, which prints Mr. Coolidge's daily articles at the top of the front page. We understand that Mr. Coolidge goes to his old law office at North- ampton at nine o'clock every morn- ing, glances over his fan mail and reads several newspapers. Then he writes in careful long hand his little piece of from 150 to 200 words. This is then typed and sent to the news- paper. In the afternoon Mr. Coolidge thinks out the topic for his next art- icle, and will keep mulling over it um - til the next morning, so that any pos- sible juice or brightness may have evaporated by the time he sets it down on paper. We have read several of these articles and have concluded that they are probably the best now being written in the United States from the point of view of a humorous para- grapher on the lookout for subjects. LEARN FROM, MY EXPERIENCE "I HAVE found that using Kel- logg's ALL -BRAN regularly is the surest way to keep the members •of my family from being con- stipated." Millions of users have found that Kellogg's ALL -BRAN -guarantees sure relief from both temporary and recurring con- stipation. Pills and drugs, as a rule, have to be taken in mounting doses- -or they become useless. Kellogg's ALL -BRAN offers you natural, safe relief from the headaches, the dizziness, the loss of energy thei.; accompany constipation. And it also fur- nishes iron, which helps` put color in cheeks and lips. Try it with milk or cream, fruits or honey added. Use it in cooking too. At all grocers, in the red -and - green package. Made by Kellogg in London, Ontario. 104 ALL -BRAN fl HELPFUL HUSBAND "Dora wrote she'd try and come up this week -end," said Mrs. James to her husband. "But I'm not sure, and if she doesn't come we could go out of town." • ,Hlusband didn't look wor- ried. He only said, "Why not tele- phone her?" And then Mrs. James felt foolish for not having thought of Long Distance. LAWS AGAINST NARCOTICS MAKING MANY CRIMINALS That there are laws whose chief ef• feet is to increase crime need not be argued with anyone who remem- bers the late unlamented Ontario Temperance Act. That our narcotic laws may have the same tendency is a natural inference from what they have done in the United States, as discussed by Dr. Benjamin Karpman in the American Mercury. As an eminent psychiatrist coming into contact with narcotic addicts, Dr. Karpman speaks with authority or. this subject. His main contention is that before the passage of the Har• risen Anti -Narcotic Act, the Federal law prohibiting the traffic in drugs, the addicts were few and compara- tively harmless. As a result of that law they have become numerous and a menace to society. His conclusion is that the law ought to be abolish- ed and/ the narcotic drug problem turned back to the doctors in whose hands it was before the legislators interfered. In short, drug addiction should be regarded as a disease, and the proper people to grapple with it are those who have been trained to cope with disease. While it is admitted that althougli there may have been addicts like Coleridge and De Quincey, who were men of genius and who may or may not have been stimulated by the drugs they used, the general effect of drugs is baneful. The fact re mains that those injured by then were the individuals concerned. Drug using was not a social influence. The drug user was not formerly a crim- inal. He did not have the energy the power of mental concentration or the determination which are neces sary to the successful pursuit of crime. His whole thoughts were oc cupied with getting the day's supply of his drugs Since in those days drugs were cheap enough and corn monly dlisposedi by doctors and chemists the average addict, even while incapable of earning large wages, has yet a sufficiency to buy the small quantity he required. Thus dosed he was no more a menace to society than a hibernating hear There was no noticeable increase in drug users in those days, for a•ldicts did not seek to make converts. Then came the Harrison Act. Im mediately drugs became scarce and costly. There followed automatiealls an epidemic of breaking into drug stores and physicians' offices where the addicts knew they might gain relief from the torments that could no longer be legally appeased. This ,was accompanied by an outbreak of forgeries, or orders upon druggists to which the names of doctors were signed by the addicts. Some few doctors also found themselves afou of the law. They had patients whom they felt should be supplied with the drug even if in lessening doses. They chose to acknowledge their duty to their )Patients rather than their duty to the state. In consegnence several of them were sent to jail. Drug users began to be rounded up and herded into prisons. Here thei • airmen necessities drove them into a kind of brotherhood. They began to share their smuggled dope with get his drug cheaply will not commit a • crime to get it. Phe drug may make him 'a liar and a thief, but it had not before that made him a gunman. But when the source of. supply dried up, the user would stop at no violence to ire -+open it. Then it began to happen that thugs, tem- porarily inspired by a grain or so of their drug, summoned up their nerve and their courage for murders which would either provide them with drugs directly -or provide them with the large sums of money that were necessary for their purchase. But Dr. Karpman says that on the whole the Volstead Act has produced more desperate criminals than the Harrison Act if it has not produced so many. The liquor -begotten crim- inals are ready for whplesale crime*, of violence, for they are criminals for gain. The addict, on the other hand, wants] only the_ money that will supply him with hus drug, and if he can pick up a few illicit dol- lars a day this will be enough for his modest needs. He has not the mentality to plan largely for the future, though he is vicious and dangerous enough when his daily ration is threatened or withdrawn. A large part of the present prison population of the United States con- sists of drug addicts, and for every addict in prison there are many more outside. according to Dr. Karpman. The habit is spreading far and wide, pervading all strata of society, from the workingman to the bookkeeper and from the preacher to the movie actor. The writer says with confi- dence that unless some drastic reform is undertaken in the near future, we shall soon have children using drugs. Indeed some are using them already. RIGHT HAND MAN OF KING GEORGE Et:hind all the glamor of Bucking- hain Palace, the stately functions and the impressive ceremonies are a lit- tle corps of people whose function in life is to see to it that the wheels twin smoothly, and that the hundred and one little details of his majesty's social life are dutifully) done. Sir Ol- ive Wigram is captain of this little army. His official position is that of principal private secretary to King George. Royal private secretaries are no- toriously invisible people to the gen- eral public. And so to catch a glimpse of this man, his personal appearance and life are about the only means of bringing him into focus. .Sir Olive Wigram, above all, gives one the impression that many of his days must have been spent as a sol- dier; his very walk and attitude have an atmosphere of military alertness and concentration. The ghost of a uni- form clings perpetually to his nufti, s•o to speak. He is of middle height, with brown hair and moustache. His eyes arrest attention. They are the eyes of a mean who has trained him- self to see things, not merely to look at them. Qf his career, the most important event that has yet befalled him took place in 1905, when Lord Kitchener was asked by the King, then Prince of Wales, to choose an A.D.C. for his Indian tour. Kitchener selected young Captain Clive Wigram, and in doing so laid the foundation of a brilliant court career which culminated in his recent appointment as the King's chief private secretary, in succession to the late Lord Stamfordham. Sir Clive was born on July 3. 1873, the eldest son of the late Herbert Wig - ram, of Clewer. He was sent to Win- chester, and later to Woolwich, where he received his early military train- ing. At the age of twenty-nine he was made captain in the King's Own Lan- cers, and previous to this he had done distinguished service on the north- western frontier. During the South African war he was with Kitchener's Horse, and was present at the relief of Kimberley. He was mentioned in dispatches and de- corated for bravery. During this long military career he has had war adventures in any num- ber. But he has had others also, and one in particular remains engraved in his memory as the closest shave he has ever experienced, the one mo- ment when his diplomacy was of no use, when he lost all his prestige as a figure of nate in English life. It occurred during the visit of the King and Queen to India in 1911. Sir Clive, always an ardent hunter, had taken the opportunity of bagging a tiger. The hunt had been successful; he had his wish fulfilled, and was re- turning mounted on the back of an elephant. Suddenly there was a fur- ious stirring in the undergrowth and a berserk rhinoceros, appearing like a hash, attacked the elephant. The great beast, mad with fear, rushed wildly through the jungle with Sir Clive clutching precariously 'to its back. Rapidly he was loosing his grip; in only a few moments he knew he would slide off the elephant's back. Suddenly he felt himself slipping and in a moment fell to the ground, the prey of a crazed rhino. 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