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ge, N.S., says:: "There are six chil-
li 41. Qin borne and the Only Medi-
inia they. get is Baby's own Tablets,
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fail when 'a medicine was needed. No
Mother sbouhl) a without the Tablets
in the house. Like Mrs. Patterson
thousands of other mothers are, quick
topraise Bab s Own Tablets; fo
y' ab, is }
brining health and comfort to their
little ones. The Tablets age- a mild
but thorough •I'axative. w icbh'regulete
the st n ach and bowels thus banishrr.•
ane- cloinstipatioe and indigestion, colds
And simple fevers, and ma`kiug teeth-
ing easy. They are guaranteed to con-
tain no 'opiates apd are perfectly safe
'for the youngest, child. They are sold
by medicine dealers or Sy mail at -25
cents a box from The Dr. Williams'
filedicine Co., Brockville, Ont.
TWO -LITTER SYSTEM .PAYS IN
LOG, RAI,SI•NG_
when tvtro' 'litters of y pigs ,are
raised
.'each year than ^when .:Only one litter
is raised Adding Fall Piga . tQ tte
production - plan means a slight in-
crease in '.feed and labor costs for
each 100 pounds of pork produced.
Other costs, however, are decreas-
ed chiefly because it is easier to
save pigs at weaning time in the
Summer than in the Spring. The
economy of producing two litters,.a
year is also shown in a lower .'ne-
cessary capital investment. , ..Main-
teenance costs of the breedieg herds
are .s;lightly• higher when two littera
are raised, largely because sows ar
tlzet • farm, µfor ;a . longer. time. Qn
41 monthly 'basis there' is practically
ito ,.differences
These facts and many other inter-
esting lights on hog production costs
are .isrought taut by the 'Department
of Agriculture in a study recently
confipleted en, hog raising in Iowa and
' llirlois. :Farmers in:$entry Coni
.fowa;•asld;Warren County; Illinois,
operated With the department'repre-
oentatives in making exact records
of their 'hog production: -oars in, 1921
and 1922. These counties are large
,;ii>ucers of 'corn, hags and cattle,
Although the actualcost-,figures ob-
tained in this study are out of date
slow, the noetekods - of: efficient practice
that were revealed and the light
thrown on sources of loss in the -hog
trailing business have permanent in-
terest.
She Felt Better
After the ' First Box
NEW BRUNSWICK LADY IS NOW
ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT DODD'S
KIDNEY PILLS.
.Madame A. Godin suffered with her
kidneys and urinary trouble.
St. Jeanne D'arc, N. B., June lst.—
'(Special)—"Pardon me for not writ-
ing to you before about your Dodd's
-kidney Pills, but when one enjoys
:good,health one is always busy."
"Some time ago I was suffering
-with my kidneys and weakness of the
bladder. I' read in your - Almanac
that Dodd's Kidney Pills were good
for this trouble and decided to try
them."
"I had not a great deal of confi-
dence in pills because I had tried so
many other kinds without good re-
sults. To my surprise after I had
taken the first box(,.I began to feel
'better. I continued taking them and
am now completely relieved of my
trouble. I advise all those who suf-
fer with their kidneys to use them.
It gives me pleasure to tell all my
'friends to use them."
This statement, which speaks for
itself, is sent to us by Madame A.
'Godin, well-known in this place.
You see the bridge- broiler walking
quietly along si; inch .girder, hun-
dreds of feet in the air, or, balanced
<In.a.steel beam,,catching in a pail a
white-hot rivet flung from a flaming
forge fifty feet above him.
Diversare i"
according
a o to .the.
paid g
depth at which they VrorkL—usually by'
special bonuses.
Lambert, one of the most famous
men in the profession,ronce.'received
a bonus of $2,gto for recovering $3.,-
000 feem a. veesei deeply sunk and in
s, (rift uIt position,
The average professional diver
greatly prefers•sea to land work. By
land work is meant such a task as.
entering a flooded mine or tunnel,
going to the bottom of a deep well, or
doing such work as the underpinning
of Winchester Cathedral. The Ca-
thedral foundations are in peat, and
when the peat was dug out water
flooded in.
Divers were engaged to put in new
cement foundations. They were six
yearn at their veork, and earned a very
high rate of pay.
A mountain guide's fees are pro -
pi rtitoned not so mush to the height
of •the mountain to be climbed as to
rte ' difficulty; Some : years ago •a
Philadelphia lady—Miss Maria Stoll
--made a night ascent of the Wink-
lerturn', in the Southern Tyrol. The
mountain is only just over nine .thous-
and feet in height, yet the climb, is
considered one of the most difficult in
Europe. It is said that the guide re-
ceiwed • a fee' of $5,000 for the ascent.
SOME MISNAMED ANIMALS
Why.� a we call the bat blind? Put
.one ofethese creatures in the darkest
pllaee 'possible and it will flit about
etakilletaut a47 , tr ole . ielmtever. It is
well known that a bat can sea and
e teebe the tint >: ineevs at;, night—in-
sects that the uniair eye would never
detect. .-
sWe•make lots of mistakes .about
animals. We call pigs lazy,' greedy
and stupid- .Yet, regarding the lazi-
ness, ega. sere trained in some coun-
tries !to-do very heavy work.
Indeed, farmers who breed :pllgs will
tell you these animals have aro extra-
ordinary amount of intelligence. Be-
cause they look greedy, we think they
are greedy- ,'But ,nlrany( animals not
9ne tentis their size consume , much
iniore food. ,
• Why the bear should have been dub-
bed surly is hard to say. Explorers
tell us that"bears, with perhaps the
exception of the white bear of the
north, are really good tempered, do -
elle beasts. They are playful- and
friendly, and can be tamed very soon
if treated kindly.
It may, not be a mistake to say that
the lion is brave, but he is no more
entitled to the adjective than some
other animals—rams, foxes and 'wild
pigs, to mention but three. Rants are
braveness itself .:during the_ breeding
season, and it is even dangerous to go
near them. The . wild pig knows no
fear, will attack a man without hesi-
tation, and will not leave a drinking
pool because a tiger happens to be
there.
The weasel has a reputation for be-
ing sharp. "You'll never catch a
weasel asleep," folks say. But . you
can, save at night. The weasel is a
lazy little beast all day, lying in a
state of partial stupor. Only at night
is he really wideawake and alert.
AID FOR THE DANGER THEY
FACE
According to announcement recent-
ly made in London, men who do roof
work in that city will, in future, re-
ceive an extra payment of from one
penny to threepence (from two to six
cents) an hour, according to the
height from the street at which they
-work.
This payment, which has long been
:usual in the North of England, ap-
plies to work done where no scaffold-
ing is provided, and to men working
upon any outside roof with guttering
less than. a foot wide.
The equivalent of height money is
paid .in the United States to the men
who work at bridge -building. The
risks which the bridge builder takes
can be gathered from the fact that
the Quebec br'i'dge cost ninety-seven
lives, and the Blackwell's Island
Bridge sixty.
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pktat et aaqqnt�le n
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redolent !with:444r a xtell7 .fid it is
hard ' ))Bove t 'ti}ey Alava not
,itq t'
be .paxttsd rein .f hair parent
The demand ;Made en the liner gar-
dener are many and varied, He, is
asked .to provide seecial decorations
for anniversary dinners aboard ship;
some of the passengers lute to wear
a flowerin their bgttonhole; others
want fresh blooms 'daily in their state-
rooms.
THE ONE SURE WAY
TO GOOD HEALTH
Pure
Is Seeping the' Blood by
Using Dr, Williams'
Pink Pills.
Impure, weak blood is the cause of
_ pus,
most of the troubles that afflict peo-
ple. This is the, cause of the wretch-
ed feeling of langour and faintness,
pains in the back and side, headaches
and breathlessness that afflict women
and make her daily life a torture. To
get new health ,and strength the blood
must be enriched. What Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills do in cases of this kind is
told by Mrs. Augusta Emery', Wool -
ford Station, Alta., who says:—"Liv-
ing en the prairie, and knowing that
there are thousands of women like
myself miles away from a doctor, I
want to tell them what Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills have done for me. After
my first baby was born I seemed to
have little energy. I felt weary and
run-down and unable' to do even the
ordinary household duties. I felt I
needed a tonic and aa'I had long seen
Dr. " Williams' Pink Pills advertised I
decided to -try them. - I got a supply
and easefully followed the directions
and before very long the result was
wonderful. Day by day I regained
my former strength and energy. The
pills seemed to give me a keen appe-
tite and I gained in weight and soon
was able not only to do my work
about the house but to help with many
chores on the farm. For this reason
I would advise women, particularly
those on the prairie or the farm, to
keep a\s'npply of these pills always
on hand. One trial will convince you
of their worth. I have recommended
them to many of - my friends and
never have they failed to produce
good results."
You can get these pills from your
druggist, or by mail at 50 cents a box
from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co.,
Brockville, Ont.
GARDENS ON OCEAN LINERS
In the great Atlantic liners, which
cross and re -cross the ocean with the
regularity and punctuality of long-
distance express trains, there are
gardens as lovely as can be found
anywhere on land.
It is true that their area is far
more circumscribed, but the blooms
are every whit as glowing and as
fresh as the displays which charm the
eye at Kew, says an English writer.
When at sea the eye craves relief
from the monotony of the long ex-
panse of water, and this is particular-
ly the case with those travellers who
are not good sailors.
In the Cunarder Mauretania flowers
are used not only for table decora-
tion, but to brighten the great stair
case which connects the upper and
lower decks. Tastefully arranged,the
effect of creepers, blooms and ferns is
a never -failing tonic to the invalids
among the passengers, and even those
who find the tumbling waters of the
Atlantic an appetiser before meals
will tell you that the garden -in -minia-
ture is a real joy.
But the chief care of the garden is
the flower bedecked lounge—it is
more like a roof-garden—which is
situated aft. Here almost every flow-
er that can be found ashore—with an
abundance of roses—is to he seen, arty
a morning spent in this oasis is cal-
culated to charm away the most per-
sistent "sea headache."
Most people will be surprised to
Internal and .: xternai Pains
are prom fiy relieved by
DS'THOMAS° EC ECTR C I L
THAT IT HAS BEEN SOLO Fon I5 AfLY FIFTY YEARS s
AND 19 TODAY A GREATER SELLER ThAr3 EVEn
BEFORE IS A TESTIMCNIAL THAT SPEAKS on ITS
NUMEROUS CURATIVE oUALITIEB. •
Try becoming dissatisfied with
yourself instead of your job?—Forbes
Magazine.
HARM IN TOO MUCH SLEEP
That too much sleep diminishes the
nervous energy and degenerates the
small arteries is the opinion of Vaug-
han Dryden, who writes as follows in
a London paper:
Persistent opponents of summer
time are never tired'of asserting that
it "deprives people of their natural
sleep." This is all very well;' but no-
body yet has defined when we ought
to sleep and how many hours. Many
people sleep far too much; and it is
a well known scientific fact that ex-
cessive sleep diminishes the nervous
energy and degenerates the small
arteries and capillaries of the brain.
Sleepiness is generally a sign of
mental lethargy; neither Sancho Pan-
za nor the Fat Boy in "Pickwick,"
outstanding examples of doughty
sleepers, were noticeably brilliant. Sir
John Sinclair roundly declares that
too much sleep "blunts and destroys
the senses, and renders both the body
and mind unfit for action." Sir Her-
man Weber, the author of "Longevi-
ty and the Prolongation of Life,"
blames the habit of sleepipg more
than eight hours for the premature
decay of mental faculties.
Many men of active brain are satis-
fied with little sleep. John Wesley
was up at four o'clock every morn-
ing. Immanuel Kant slept very lit-
tle, remarking that much sleep ex-
hausts the energy and shortens life.
The latter conclusion is borne out by
the fact that many long-lived people
spent but a short space of their time
in bed.
Sir Julius Benedict slept only four
hours a night, and lived to be eighty-
one. Sir Henry Thompson, who liv-
ed to be eighty years old, was a busy
physician who saw patients all day
and attended social gatherings every
night. Yet he found the time to
write several large books on medical
subjects, and he did this by being in
his study at six every morning.
Eminent barristers like Lord Read-
ing and Lord Birkenhead were enter-
taining
nte -
taining or being entertained socially
every night. Yet they would rise at
4 or 5 in the morning and do several
hours' work on their briefs before
going into court at 10.
THE FUTURE OF LARGE
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mast to whieh ,s'h
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There is no reosllii why big air-
h'shouldis
air-
shipsto mast. safe -
question
not .t��,e^ s safe
ly in the strollges'i, ,gales. It is a
question niainte .4A -raining further
experience in cereeiit(''kechnical direc-
tions. The masts. E`rr the two new
airships will take the form of steel
towers just on 2OQ deet high, while
the bow equipmentWill be on lines
embodying all tha'has been learned
in previous tests, d:
We as an 'Ertlp e' have special
reasons for persevefng with our ex-
periments ie r ow
wa h large, powerful air-
ships until we'ipossession 1 a of
are e.n
definite information -as to their cap-
abilities, not only tas comae -real ve-
hicles, but as long-range scouts for
co-operating with Mite fleet. In the
latter respect there .is hope that they
may lighten the taxpayers' burden by
doing the work of. surface craft at
less expense.
Along that great 10,000 miles route
of ours front London through to Aus-
tralia there is wonderful scope for
super -airships if only they can oper-
ate reliably and safely on a regular
commercial service.. So far as one
can see at present'. the very fast,
moderate -range ntaehipe is the aero-
plane and the ' veer ;long-range ma-
chine the big airship,' The two types
do not complete with each other. They
are capable of different work.
The attitude we should assume to-
day is that so far .no large rigid -type
airship has been produced which
shows the full capabilities of this type
of craft. Until su'c'h a machine does
exist, and has been 'tested fully, we
should withhold our -judgment. Cer-
tainly we should not judge airships
by the fate of wer-time vessels now
obsolete or by the vicissitudes of an
out-of-date craft like R 33.
It may be that huge airships, even
when they are really tried out pro-
perly, will not come.up to expectations
commercially. No one can say de-
finitely to -day. But Britain, with so
much to gain from an acceleration of
Empire `transport, seems well justi-
fied in carrying out=e conclusive ser-
ies of experiments.
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a gale a sbpati<. .
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no commercial
uld not have
rice again save
yhich to make
sertments. The
moored is not
There is a vital point we must re-
mernher when we compare airships
with aeroplanes, writes Harry Harper
in a London paper.
The airship as a transport vehicle
is still in its earliest infancy. It is
very much less developed than the
aeroplane. Soon we shall have had
six years' experience in using aero-
planes commercially. But, save for
certain pioneer wybrk by Germany,
we are still without experience in
running airship lines on a regular
commercial basis.
What is happening to -day is that
aql pre-war and war -time knowledge
HISTORIC HOIIE OF THE
ALII,IONY CLU 1;
Ludlow Street Jail, the oldest coun-
ty jail in New York City and one of
the nwst celebrated in the country, is
about to pass into the hands of the
Board of Education. The city has
found itsupkeep tero'Vi pensive. Not
for a lgng time have its fifty-two
rooms been occupied at the same time.
Recently it was found that only two
were in use. Moreover, changes in
the laws have deprived Ludlow Street
Jail, of its peculiar character. It is
no longer permitted to discharge its
early function when it Vs'as known
as the Alimony Club. Being a
civil jail, that is to say being the
temporary place of custody of gen-
tlemen who had failed- to satisfy
certain orders of the court, it was
free from the criminal riff raff, al-
though some notable criminals were
guests there at different times.
Harry Thaw was a sojourner for a
time. "Boss" Tweed lived there for
awhile. It was from .this pail that
he made his escape to ',Spain. He
was uncaught for two years and
then was brought back to the jail,
Where he died in 1878. "Boss"
Tweed was perhaps the most notor-
iour grafter in the history of New
York City.
An illustrious lodger recently was
Gen. Gregory Seminoff who waged
picturesque but ineffectual war
against the Bolshevists. He was de-
tained in Ludlow while the courts
decided what they would do about
his alleged seizure of $500,000 worth
of goods while leading the anti -
Bolshevik army. Theodore Roberts,
well known to movie fans, stayed
for six months at the Ludlow in
1912, and by doing so freed himself
from certain post matrimonial
obligations- Conway Tearle, another
screen hero, was a guest at the Lud-
low and so were Fuller and McGee
and Nicky Arnstein, accused of large
swindles. But the jail was not cele-
brated for the illustrious guests it
has entertained. Nearly every jail of
any considerable age has held cele-
brities either justly or unjustly. Lud-
low was noted for the high average
of culture and social position of its
customers. Lawyers, merchants,
bankers, writers, were always to be
found there when times were good.
They formed a pleasant brotherhood,
and their conversation and manners
were as good as wore to be found in
any New York club.
Thirty years ago the jail was ar.
the height of its glory. Most of its
rooms were then occupied. T h e
conversation was brilliant. No re-
strictions were placed upon the
guests beyond forbidding them to
leave the place. They could order
their meals in from the most fash-
ionable hotels. They were permit-
ted all the liquor and tobacco the:;
desired. They gave each other
charming little dinners, and after
dinner perhaps would have the plea-
sure of being entertained by some
theatrical people. for as a rule there
was always some well known thea-
trical person tarrying there. No
longer are such privileges permitted
the prisoners, for as prisoners they
have )lately oome to regard them-
selves. They must eat the meals the
jail cook provides, or go without.
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liquor brought to them. There are --
certain rules about the time they
must go to bed and get up.
Most of the inmates in the old
days were gentleanen separated
from their wives and in arrears in
the matter of alimony. Sometimes
the did not have the money to meet
the exactness of the former wife.
Sometimes they refused to pay as a
matter of principle. Many of them
had a nice point of honor, and chose
to be imprisoned, rather that than
obey what they regarded as the un-
just orders of the court. In the old
days they could be detained for six
months. At the end of that time
they were free of the debt for which
they had been committed, or at
Ieast they could not be twice im-
prisoned for the same offence. Many
of them considered that a stay of six
months in the jail was a cheap price
for their subsequent freedom. Now-
adays the laws are different. They
can be imprisoned and discharged
and later imprisoned again if they
do"" not"' obey court orders. Ludlow
Street Jail is no longer the haven of
refuge it once was. One does not
meet gentlemen there, but the hoi-
polite. Really there is no more in-
centive to a gentleman to fall in ar-
rears in his alimony.
In the ' old days Ludlow jail was
a joy to the humorists whose incur-
able tendency was to view matri-
monial difficulties in a comic spirit.
Bill Nye wrote a book, and we ra-
ther think it was his last book, about
the place. He called it "A Guest At
the Ludlow," and it dealt with the
experiences of "Boss" Tweed. Space
writers always found the place good
for an illustrated page in the Sun-
day editions. Many a time did they
broadcast the bright things that
were said by the sprightly inmates.
Many were the cuts of the old check-
er boards carved at either end on
a long oak table upon which were
held the tournaments of the inmates-
There was also a little enclosed yard
where the gentlemen could take • the
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air of an evening: and sniff at the .
lilac trees when they were in bloom.
A writer in the New 'York Herald
Tribune says that a bit of the old:
spirit still lingers. Warden Kane, .a
gentle, kindly man, is perhaps,,. re-
sponsible. • To the occeeional inmate
who still regards the ,amenities care
fully, he seems • more a, itraeious ;host
than a jailer,and he has in his pos-
session missives written by some of
them after -they have been released
which sound for all the world like
the bread-and-butter letters of
guests who have , just completed a
somewhat quiet but rather enjoyable
visit. And fregrrentiy . in the dining
hall, which an oilcloth covered table
and peeling walls have robbed of
much of its semblance of grandees,
he can . be seen chatting with one or
two of his charges. Their talk is of
philosophy , and law, politica, religion
and Schopenhauer, and the ghosts
of the intelligentsia flitting about
the corridors listen and logit on wit
approval.
YES, there are lower-priced bicycles than the
C. C. M., but the C. C. M. is by far the
cheapest in the long run.
That last $10 you pay for a C. C. M. is the most
important part of your purchase. It assures you --
extra years of easy riding,
extra reserve strength,
extra .durable finish,
fewer repairs,
a higher selling value for your
used" C. C. Me
For that last $10, you get, among other things—
the smooth -running Triplex Hanger,
frame of English Seamless Tubing,
reinforced at the joints,
extra coats of rich, lustrous enamel,
rustproof nickelling over copper,
the classy Gibson Pedal with rustproof
aluminum frame,
the new improved Hercules Brake,
a bicycle with everyone of its 1761
parts made with watch -like accuracy,
a bicycle "trued up" at the factory.
And, remember, five years, from now your
"used" C. C. M. will easily bring $10 more than
a five-year-old inferior machine—if the inferior
machine has not already reached the scrap heap.
You simply cannot lose by buying a C. C. M.
Prices Are Again i"educed
They're now $20 to $2,5 less than the "peak"
prices. This year C. C. M. bicycles are the big-
gest values since pre-war days.
I��ED 'snag itl—MA SSEY—
CLEVELAND—COLUM
Made in Canada for 26 years by
Canada Cycle & Motor Company, 1Limite
11Iontreai, Toronto, WF,STON, Ont. Winnipeg, Vanenuve
makers of C.C.M. JOYCYCLES for the smaller chi!