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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Expositor, 1923-12-07, Page 6e Ise Is- Iter Etaigt. as os 9 ituer's Wife t�lorrect?...- 10,there /Lay Respite From Mon- otony to .the •Yate of ltgrai WentenY-„Wtat-la the Paasyis for.N'artkt` latneliness?--HandlSug +.)ream for Mutter'. iContrlhuteA by Ontario Department et Agrtoutture,. Tomato.) t called at a farm home one day in search of water for an overheated motor. Rapping gently on the kit- chen door, l wee met by the good lady of the house. "May 1 have a pail of water?” 1 asked. "You may," elle said, handing me a pail and pointing to the pump. 1 uotieed that her incex finger and her thin seemed to work in uulson when she indicated the direction of the Pump. "Shrewd old girl," 1 thought, as the water flowed into the pail. "1 will try and draw her out. 1 wonder bow she puts in the time. What is she thinking about anyway?" Farm Woman's View of the Quiet Lite. ti►.S. :Ye. Of - trout ,4 OM** 4teAtSl4. riaade}'n pr[nei res kaaable. . Day or bd ,1v Attended to. Office, on t,ganaali, opposite Town LEGAL. B. S. SAYS. =rigor_ Solicitor, Conveyancer and Pahlic.. Solicitor for the De aBauk, SSeaforth. Money Do - Barak, MOW fails' r• BEST & BEST Barristers, Solicitors, Convey. emirs and Notaries Public, Etc. Om:e in the Edge Building, opposite Oct'• Expositor Office. a! i. I ROUDFOOST KILLORAN AND OLMES (larristers, Solicitors, Notaries Pub. O. etc. Money to lend. In Seafortb Kidd Monday Block. of W.ach week. Proudfoot, OfficeJ. in 1. Killoran, B. E. Holmes. 41011 VETERINARY Honor graduate of Ontario Veterin- ary College, and honorary member of Wo Medical Association of the Ontario Veterinary College. Treate aiseases of agl domestic animals by the most mod - MI principles. Dentistry and Milk Fever a specialty. Office opposite D ick's Hotel, Main Street, Seaforth All orders left at the hotel will re. naive prompt attention. Night calla w aived at the office JOHN GRIEVE, V. S. Honor graduate of Ontario Veterin- College. All diseases of domestk treated. Calls 'promptly at- tended to and charges moderate. Vet - /rebury Dentistry a specialty. Office and residence on Goderich street, one door east of Dr. Scott's office, Sea - The we, set Ol any tarn?. § e ' by-produ tp of the far* it , t tidy teal--pt'odttota quickly and 'ROA ly. At tlhe.I'7xperitnontel Farm, app After filling the radiator with the clear, cold water. 1 returued to the door with the borrowed pail. No need of rapping this time. She met me with a kindly smile. "You have a nice farm here," 1 said. "You must have a nice quiet life in the ountry where everything about you Just plain wholesome nature." 'Quiet life!" she said with some emphaais. "Just plain nature?" "Yea just too much so, so muco so that we want to get away from it all, and be natural." Somewhat surprised at her expres- sions, especially the "be natural," 1 had always thought that if there was any place where a person could be natural it was on the farm. The Monotony of Farm Living. 1 asked, "Why do you want to get away?" She replied, "We have no life here. My husband and 1 get up at eve o'clock every morning. Re at once goes to the barna to feed the stock, While 1 get the breakfast and attend MEDICAL DR. G. W. DUFFIN Hensall, Ontario. Office over Joynt's Block; phone 114; Office at Walker House, Bruce - field on Tuesday and Friday: hours na• te of the Faculty of ISIedicine, Western Universit'Y, London. Mem- ber of the College of Physicians and surgeons of Ontario. Post -Graduate member of Resident Staffs of Receiv- ing and Grace Hospitals, Detroit, for 18 months. Post -Graduate member of Resident Staff in Midwifery at Herman Kiefer Hospital, Detroit, for three months. DR. A. NEWTON-BRADY Graduate Dublin University, Ire- land. Late Extern Assistant Master Rotunda Hospital for Women and Children, Dublin. Office at residence lately occupied by Mrs. Parsons. Sundays, I to p.m. 2S66-26 en, :a11i�r �olll kid dli ' {n a 441 0 p o. ` ��ntn $e in, ei?ery. -ldn ,o 'op d'e.^'IN Y: if ,' Y R • ♦♦a�ss tR, e 0Pl ftN - iii � '_ 11 666 1.89 al2Qtle, fi Gempie'fe ftei pan; the eleven Yoraehire sows kepi viCi8unreea''Jd crime; 4. tt'leltiilsjg; Plain :Frgib.Cake dA ' for breeding purposes for 1922, drop• `pot. tn whieti;the woeet;elements ; ped seventeen litters within the the: raw �terIal . <iii ,the criminei +�.:mboitw}j a slightly • p ai!!Rr "fruit Qan +'.VF year, with an average of 11.? Pige world are t'f ught forth blended and 0 e8 rwhi l -gv$n tbO.: children may tris, per Iitter, and raised an averagq of turned aut°11n absolute perfeotloAil eat, prenm �eix tableeppons Of short- 9.4 per litter. The eleven sows cots. 'pins dexo ton would app�zly to $6 ening.:pdtli one coli of sugar and add surged 20,075 pounds of meal at a per cent. to, jails in the United uce "T cost of $32.80 per ton; 9,670 pounds States, of skim milk at $4 per ton; 8679 It is a bo* diffiettlt to review, and pounds of roots at $3.27 per on almost impo$eible to "condense.-'i'er- were on pasture three months each ,aps as goptd' a way as any' wilt he during the season at a charge of 50 to describe a single 'jail, which, ae cents per sow per month, making a the author assures us, is typical of total cost for feed of $367.07 or an 85 per cent,."of the jails in the Unit - average cost of $33.37 per sow per ed Stater}. the jail at Wichita, ICan- year. These sows raised 159 young sas, accommodates twelve prisoners. pigs to six weeks of age at a feed cost At the times of Mr. Fish'mas's visit of $2.31 per pig. The average mar-. ket value per pig at six weeks was $6.25 (selling them as feeders, not as pure-breds for breeding purposes, otherwise theivalue would have been $10 at six weeks) leaving a net profit over feed cost of $3.94 per pig. In other words, the average profit per sow over feed cost. was $56.90 or for the eleven sows $6'25.94. If one wishes to gain profitable results, the first consideration must be the selec- tion of the brood sow; she should be of correct bacon type, having size along with deep straight sides, a well arched back, good full quarters well carried down, strong heart girth, no undue flabbiness about the jowl and from a sow that has produced large fitters. After having made a care- ful selection, breed to a good boar of the bacon type; provide comfor- table quarters, well lighted and ven- tilated, also free from dampness and draught. Yards should be provided for all growing stock as exercise is very neswssary for them as well as for the mature sows. At this farm, our brood sows are kept in hog -cabins for at least three- quarters of the year and have yards ' fintertra hlifg. 'a Dew!. t tiq ,i, ltppeful was being. Ott Ap*a;n re »tgd Vit, as all lAt e4als, R de. a<olt iliac bey.# �tkaelced 000 �y99. tbow;rgpl 'Who next?'' naked angtllel� =; Title sister... " " o next?" Father, who was seated at ti►e'ba opened his mouth and said: "Ani When do' I comes in?" "At 2 o'clock in the morning,"! was the reply. Office and residence, Goderick street east of the Methodist church, Seaford" Phone 46, Coroner for the County of the poultry. We• burry through breakfast. and then he rushes away to the barn or fields, returning et noon for one half hour In 'which to eat his dinner. After dinner he is away again until copper time, when he returns tired from work in the fields, pretty well worn by the long monotonous day of heavy labor. As for me, why, I attend the house work. Yes, I attend the houae work in table quarters are provided and the lence to take a bath in a tub just va- ence all day long, and that is What I sow well cared for, she will produce cated by a wernan in the last stage gets my goat. 1 do not hear the two litters a year with an occasional of a revolting and communicable dis- DR. C. MACKAY C. Mackay honor graduate of Trim- 4ty University, and gold medallist of Vrisity Medical College; member of the College of Physicians and Sur - dams of °mane. one ci�p of tart sifted., apple, as into whioh has been stirred spoon of baking 'bona dissolved in one tablespoon ,of whim • *afar' and four tabfespoops of warm water and four. tablespdgne of motassee. Mix tpgetber'"tw0;.nups of sifted "pastry flour„ )Ealf a cup each of seeded raisins and currants, oneiquarter of a teaspaon.of salt, half a' teaspoon of ground cloves, one teaspoon of it contained; thirty-one Federal prix, ground' cinnamon- and a dash , of oners alone and several others. Thirty-one Were crowded in. a room intended far,twelve, had for shelter a roof that -leaked in 8 dozen places, and supplied the floor with un- healthy little'pools of water. When the weather was cold the prisoners suffered frightfully. Dirt reigned supreme. The bedding was never washed. Some of the blankets were entirely black, so that it was im- possible to tell what, their original color was. There were bedbugs by the thousand. The place swarmed with rats of the large sewer variety which ran across the prisoners faces as they slept, and generally tormented .them almost beyond en- durance. The prisoners would set traps and catch as many as six pr eight rats a night. The floor Was littered with filth and rubbish of all kinds, and from it rose a atnch that was positively nauseating. Wichita is just an average jail. There are far worse ones. There are jails where women- are stripped to the waist and flogged by male guards because they disobey jail regulations, not • because they have grated nutmeg. Combine the two mixtures, turn into a loaf cake pan well oiled and. bake for 40 minutes in a slow oven. to run in at all times, as well as been convicted of crime. There are small paddocks with green feed such jails where there are no beds at all, as clover for the early spring; oats, not even sleeping boards. Prisoners peas and wetch anel rape for the are given a single blanket and are mid-season, and autumn feeding. The compelled to lie on the cement floor. sows are turned into these fields for Most of the ails provide only foul three or leer hours each day; in this buckets for eanitary purposes. In way, we have not only reduced our hundreds of them sewage is to be cost of maintaining the brood sow found on the floors. In very few from six to nine cents per 'day but are there any regulations as to have provided green feed which is regular bathing, and in some of most essential to the health of the them there is absolutely no segrega- breeding stock as it supplies lime tion, men and yomen black and which is •necessary for bone and tis- white, boys and girls, insane and sue Sows that are kept housed all loathsomely diseased are herded into the time and heavily fed on concen- the same room. Relatively few jails trates usually produce small litters have matrons to care for the female of pigs weak in bone and with soft prisoners who are -absolutely at the flabby muscles. Brood sowS should mercy of the male guards. One wo- never be allowed to become over -fat man, confined for a political offence, but should be kept in good thriving a woman of high intelligence; was condition all the time. If, comfor- forced under threats of physical vio- sound of.another voice frcm one day s end to another. No woman to talk to, no neighbor handy by where I could call for a chat. No chance to exercise my tongue. Farm Women Fed Up With Silence. "we farm women get fed up with so much silence. It is somewhat dif- ferent with the men,they are working with animals and do slot feel the loneliness as we women do. Once a week is not 0, -a enough for wo- men to get toi,,iner. Being kept apart so long is it any wonder that our tongues wag at both ends when an oPPortunity to talk does come." Is There a Panacea forqtural Lone - After. hearing that little ser- monatie, I unconsciously started for the car that I had left standing on the roadway. Coming to my sensee after a time, I began to think, lust what there was in what the lady of 'he farm home had to say, and re- peated to myself her words, ''Ne iliance to exercise my tongue, BO much silence."' Perhaps, after all, the farm is too lonely a place for the average wo- man of to -day, and with the trend of modern living • it will be a more :oneeome place in the future unless something happens to change ideas and ideals. Can anyone suggest a solution of the problem?—L. Stevenson, 0. A. C., • Handle Cream for Butter Carefully. 'bream may be a little sour, but, if It in clean and free from foreign odors and tastes, It will make fancy butter in the hands of an expert but- termaker. Cream approaching ran- cidity and carrying. with it particles of dirt, whiffs of undesirable odors, and a taste of the barnyard or cellar never loses its identity, The butter it enters into is that which drags on the market and sells at a 1.0w• price. To argue that because certain neigh- bors are careless with their cream provides a reason why no one needs to be careful is illogical. Produce and handle your creain in a careful, cleanly manner, deliver it frequently and then demand a price in keeping with the quality. DR. H. HUGH ROSS Graduate of University of Toronto fecnIty of Medicine, member of Col- - • lege- of Physicians and Surgeons el , Ontario; pass graduate courses h Cldeago Clinical School of Chicago; &island; University Hospital, Lon - 404' Enghind. Office—Back of Da - minion Bank, Seaford'. Ykoao No. 6, Sight calls answered from reddest% Victoria street, Seaford'. AUCFIONEERS THOMAS BROWN licensed auctioneer for die vast's, 41 Huron and Perth. -Cerrespondence arrangements for sale Adtes eau le nada by galling up pkone 97, Seaford' . mete and satisfaction guaranteed. rest, without impairing her health. ease. A good reliable feed for brood The reasons why these appalling sows is a slop made up of equal parts conditions exist 'are numerous. One of crushed eats, barley and bran or is that the taxpayers do not care to shorts, fed at the rate of from 4 to 7 erect suitable jails. Another is that pounds per day. During the winter the jailers and wardens are usually months they should have in addition political henchmen with no experi- to the meal, 4 to 6 pounds roots per ence of penology; that often, and day, and clover or alfalfa hay to take perhaps generally, they are ignorant the place of the green feed fed during men who think their chief duty is to the summer. The brood ' sow must keep prisoners from escaping. An - r earthy other js that, even if they take office stored in with humane feelings in their heart t. Char- they are made the victims of the ontaining dyed-in-the.wool criminals so often charred wood should be -accessible at that they eventually become convinc- all times during the winter or when ed that the only way to. treat pris- the sow is indoors. As a,direct ad- oners is to "treat them rough," for7 dition to the eow's meal ration the getting that there is a remnant, and following is suggested: Tankage, 3 a considerable one, that might be to 5 per cent of the weight of the rescued through decent treatment. mixture, or tankage 3 per cent., bone Mr Fishman is far removed from meal 3 per cent. The further addi- tion of 2 per cent of ground lime stone „will frequently be of great value. Tankage is valuable, aside from its protein content, in that it contains desirable mineral salts de- rived from animal products; aharcoal is high in phospates and has a highly beneficial action on digestion; bone meal is a I ib rich in phosphates. Lime and phosphates are particullarly necessary in the ration of the sow carrying a litter of pigs. Select your brood sows from prolific stock of good bacon type and with proper care and attention they will make profitable returns. EMBARRASSING MOMENTS Her Too Polite Son. I was spending the afternoon and evening at the home of my fiance. I went into the kitchen and asked his mother if I could help with dinner. She put a colander in the sink and told me I might drain the potatoes. I lifted a pot from the stove and poured its `contents into the ,colander,. She screamed but it was too late.. Instead of the potatoes I had drain- ed the chicken stew. All the rich gravy want down the sewer. No, my flame didn't break off our gement. Nor did his mother break anything over my head. But I was so embarrassed that I wanted to break away and run home. en have access to mineral feeds. Sods, which may b a root house, are excelle coal soft coal or ashes • The solemn man in the awing said neler a' word for many a ,mile.- Fin- ally, however,'be turned to hie' :seat mate and remarked:- "There `is, much unrest in the world just now, my friend; much, unrest" " S'ou'rs sight." "I hope you are not unmindful of thefact that we each have a duty. We must combat this unrest." "I'm doing ,my best," said the oth- er man. "As to how, my friend, as to how?" "I manufacture mattresses." Didn't Take Long Being the minister's__ daughter, I had always been active in church work. Later we moved to a larger city. Instead of staying at home, I went to a little town to care for some invalid relatives. The nearest church was two miles and no way to go but walk, so I seldom went. Two years later, after having re- turned home, of course, I attended church. At young people's meeting, the president saw me in the audience and said he would cut his remarks short So as to give me time to tell of my experience, because. of course, there was nothing to do but confess that I hadn't been to church a dozen times since I'd been away. I've never gone back there to visit. being a sentimentalist He believes that most of the people who are in jail should be in jail, but he does not believe that anybody should be in such jails as are the rule in the Unit- ed States. His constructive sugges- tion is,that people should be treated as guards and wardens just as they are trained to be doctors and lawyers. He says that no outside experience qualifies a man for this work, for the warden when appointed takes a job that is not like any other job in the world, that nothing in his expeiience can have prepared him for it. This astral:sanding book is badly printed by the Cosmopolis Press, New York. A 15 -year-old girl of 'Detroit has written these slogans for automo- bilists: "Drive right and ;pore pedestrians will be left." "Watch your 'step on it'." "Taking the other fellow's dust `is better than 'to dust returneth'." "Six feet have awaited many a driver who wouldn't give an inch." My daughter can do anything with the piano!" "Could she lock it up and drop the key in the river?" Upstairs and Dewn. A few months ago my sister was over to a girl friend's house for Sun- day dinner, and pancakes were serv- ed. After dinner sister came home and her girl friend accompanied her. I was upstairs when sis arrived and I called down, "Did you have pancakes a.gain?" My embarrassment followed when came downstairs and found the girl friend talking to mother. ROMANTIC RUSSIAN PRINCE WHO SLEW RASPUTIN A charming youth i Youssenpoff, who is no Next Time She'll Remember. My most embarrassing moment occurred when I asked one of my classmates for her nail file, explain- ing that some one had borrowed mine and never returned it. "It makes me so angry when peo- ple borrow things and never think to give them back," I said. She handed me the file, which I recognized as my own, saying, "I am certainly sorry to have kept your file so long, but I had simply forgotten about it," Hortori Graduate Carey Jones' Na- aago. Special course taken in Pare UM titre Stdck, Real Estate, Mer- Ohandise,rind Fara Sales. Rates in g with prevailing market. Sat. lifeffilifi asSurdd. Write, or wire, Zurich, Ont. Phone 2866-52 ' Flushing sows. Flushing ewes at breeding time to increase the number of twin is au ancient practice among floekowners, but not till recent years have swine raisers Paid mach attention to this practice. Prof. Edward, of the Iowa gavel -fluent Station, has been inves- tigating its practicability with pigs. and reports that the sows making the most rapid gain at the time of breeding, prodaced on the average 2.1 pigs more per litter than those making the slowest gain. Another Practical conclusion. reached as, the result of this same set of obserim- tions is that 18 large litters are look- ed. for, it Is well not to breed the sow until the firtit Deriott of heat after weaning, when two litters are raised in one year. An extra gallon of gas carried in of your car will save you a walk some day. ear for ihe Coot; 'a old ea all A person may be no good and still be worth his weight in marks—Ein- cardine Review. The ex -crown prince may find that just now a German crown is of no Brantford Expositor. And now tbe King of ,Greece may be an exile. Isn't It the duce to be a ASTOUNDING EXPOSURE OF JAIL CONDITIONS If "Crucibles of Crime," by Joseph F. Fishman does not shock the people of the United States as they have not been shocked by a book since/Upton Sinclair's "The Jungle" appeared, it will only be because it is not as wide- ly circulated. It is the story of the American jail written by the man best of all qualified to speak, for he was for years the only United States inspector of prisons. The reaction of the average person to this book would be sickness and horror to learn that such almost indescribable conditions exist and that in ninety per cent. of the jails in the United States human beings, many of them not convicted of any crime, should be kept in conditions worse than those of the least valued of domestic animals. Canadians will not be less revolted. than Americans for they may sR,spect that conditions in our own jails are just as bad since many of the conditions are the same in both countries, We believe the aver- ttge man would say that it would be' better to tear down the jails, stone by stone, and turn, the inmates loose than to keep them in such horrible surroundings. The opening sentences of the book are arresting:— "If were•asked to give a defin- ition of the word 'jail' I think the following would be about as accur- ate as I could make it:— "Jail: An unbelievably filthy in- stitution in which are confined men and women serving sentences for \misdemeanors and crimes, and men and women not, under sentence_ who are simply awaiting trial. With -few exceptions, Miring no segregation Of the unconvicted from the convicted, the well 'front the diseaaed, the youngest and most impressionable from e most degraded and hard- ened,. Wally swarming with .hed- TWO FAMOUS CAKES In addition to the well-filled cookie jar, every holiday hostess wishes to have on hand at least one varietY of fruit cake and possibly one ad- ditional cake, so that a eke may always be in readiness for the chance guest or friend. The real Christmas fruit cake is al- ways better for least two week when in the good eing prepared at ore cutting, and ld days it was possible to satura it at teast once with brandy (or a mixture of brandy or sherry), it would keep indefinite- ly. rine Felix visiting the United States. They ay he killed Rasputin, the monk, the evil genius of the House of Romanoff. If he did it is improbable that he will admit the fact to interviewers, though it has been international gossip for years. Without question Rasputin was killed in the Youssoupoff palace, one of the grandest in Petrograd. Only its walls stand to-day.for it was looted and de- stroyed by the Bolshevists: Whoever did the killing his motive was patri- otic. The deed was capable of even ampler justification than the slaying of Marat by Charlotte Corday. Ras - unfit) was a degenerate monster whose influence over the Czarina was helping to ruin Russia. Youssoupoff and his friends were patriots, They knew that the removal of- Rasputin would be fore the public good. They knew it would be hopeless to try to unseal the eyes of the infatuated Empress. There was only one way to get rid of Rasputin and they took it. He was invited to dine at the Youssoupoff palace, a woman being used as the lure, for the monk's fondness for women was notorious: There are numerous accounts of what happened after the filthy monk arrived, so we choose the most lurid for the delectation of our readers. After salutations, Rasputin was of- fered cakes and wines which had been heavily adultered with deadly poison. He consumed them both with apparent relish, to the aston- ishment of his hosts, some of whom may have begun to think that there was after all something supernatur- al about the monster. Then they invited him' into the famous picture gallery, which was perhaps the greatest honor that could be bestow- ed upon any Russian. Once inside the half-dozen men in the plot drew revolvers and proceeded to empty them into. the monk's body. The victim showed enormous vitality. He seized Prince Youssonpoff and tried to strangle 'him. He war beaten down by revolver butts. Again he arose from the floor and, streaming with blood, renewed the struggle. More bullets were fired into him, and when he seemed dead he was put in an automobile. It is said that in the ear he revived once more, and thathe was still .strug- gling when his body was thrust through a hole cut in the ice ma the Neva River. The cold water completed the work which had been imperfectly done by poison and bullets and Ras- putin was no more. News of what had happened spread, and to show his displeasure the Czar sent Prince Youssoupoff and his companion, Grand Duke Dmijrt, to " the Cau- casus to serve under the Grand Duke Nicholas. It was only a few weeks later' than the revolution broke out, it having been hastened perhaps by the death of the monk. It may have been because of the killing that the Bolshevists permitted' the Prince to live among them for two years after' they had seized ° power. In' the end he had to run for it, after having first, so it is believed, transferred many of the great art treasures of his picture gallgry to safe 'quarters. A couple of years ago Joseph E. Widener, the millionaire Philadel- phia traction magnate and art col- lector, bought two Rembrands, which, it was said at the time, had come from the Youssoupoff galleries. The Prince denied the story, and Frederick- Cunliffe -Owen is author- ity for the statethent that the treas- ures are now in the vaults of two London batiks., The Youssoupoff art collection was, accordinto this same authority, one of tg he most remarkable in the world.. he gallery was believed to be cramed with. 'almost .pricale treasures, but because. the old Prinz would never permit ,anybody to gee then, they, never werecatalogued or reproduced;, and art-' experts can only guess at their , identity. On one occasion, when the. - late Xing Edward "VII., then Prince of Wales, visited hta brother in law, Czar Alexander III, he-ettpressell'a desire to see the famous' paintings, and the Cam' Czwall obliged to use artiflee to Even with the Meet ,careful mildtig, bel does,, live on Easy Street?" grant thi!3. wl$'h Ifs ffforined PriFDoe soiltetimra tb ;citron iia' a to the bot-' • "1 just wanted to locate it I've :totiasoupof bat he aid theflee• ina, and'. the Prince and Princess, of Wales designed to honor him as his guests for dinner! The old Prince concealed his gratification, but the dinner took place,_ in the course of it, the Czar asked to . see the paintings. The Prince objected and said that Indy if 'the Czar gave a direct order would he.open the gal- lery. The order followed. Then'. the old Prince begged as an act of spe- cial favor that only the Czar and the Czarina and the Prince and Princess should see the paintings, and nope' of the entourage. This was agreed to, the thousands of wax candles were lighted' and for two hours the old Prince and his royal and unwelcome guests examined the marvels. Judged from his /photographs, the Young Russian Prince is a striking looking man. ,There is something romantic in hid appearance which may be due to the fact that far back, he carries a cross of Tartar blood. One of his ancestors, so the • books say, was Mahomet.' He was educated at Eton and Oxford at the same time as the Prince of Wales, who is one of his friends. He is in- terested in art and music. It is said that once when a gang of Bol- shevists, filled with vodka and mur- derous So Different One morning on answering my front door bell I was surprised to see a young man and two yonng women with suit cases,' all of whom were strangers to me. The man said, "Here are your dele- gates from the Student Volunteer I was bewildered. I did not know what he meant. "I have your name here," he insist- ed, "to take two delegate& Didn't some one phone to you ahout it?" "Some one phoned, yes," I said, "but he asked me to make two jelly cakes for the conyention, and I said Then it dawned upon all of us at once that what I had understood as "Will you make two jelly cakes," was "Will you take two delegates." Christmas. Cake A very good cake can, however, be made without alcoholic liquor of any kind, if the following directions are carefully followed: Cream half a cup of butter and add gradually half a pound of sugar, the beaten yolks of six eggs, two tablespoons of lemon juice and a quarter of a cup of grape juice. Mix two-thirds of a pound of sifted flour with half a teaspoon of salt, one teaspoon of cinnamon, a quarter of a teaspoon of cloves and a scant half teaspoon each of grated nutmeg, mace and' allspice. Add this to the first mixture, alternating with the stiffly whipped egg whites and stir in one and a half pounds of seeded raisins, half a pound each of shredded figs and citron, and a quarter of a pound each of minced -candied orange peel and currants dusted with a third of a pound of flour. Beat well,,turn into a greased mold and steam for three hours, then bake in a very slow oven for one hour longer. This cake may be baked instead, Of steamed, although in that event bake in a very slow oven for four and a half hour's, lining the pan with two thicknesses of buttered Taper. THE GRAVE AND GAY "George," said his father, "I am sorry to hear that you were among those present at that disgraceful payty at the Drinkwell's last night." "Father," pleaded the young man, with somewhat bleary eyes, "I can assure you that I was there as an "Yes," replied his parent, "so I heard—and Tom was the pilot and the table was the airplane"— Mr. Ham (to applicant for posi- tion): "What is your name boy?" Mr. Hann: "Don't yeti mean 'Juli- Boy: "Yes, sir; that's it." your name?" Boy: "Billions, sir! A street beggar, noticing that a pal was trailing a citizen, fell into step and inquired: "Why are you following that "I heard him say," explained the pal, "that he was on Ea:11(y Street." This explanation was Mulled over a bloCk. And then: "What if Geo. Lilley BUYER OF ALL KINDS OF PRODUCE • All kinds of Produce and Lire and Dressed Poultry in any quantity bought at highest cash prices. De- livery any day but Saturday. New Produce Store in the Beattie Block, in the store formerly occu, pied by Mr. A. McQuaig. George Lille y SEAFORTH - - - ONT. PHONE 192. Prepares young men and young women for Business which is now Canada's greatest profession. We assist gradu- ates to positions and they have a practical training which en- ables them to Meet with sue, bess. Students are registered each week. Getit free catalogue and learn something about our difi'erent departments. D. A. 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