HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe East Huron Gazette, 1892-08-18, Page 8Club.
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-It the abnce- of the President, who
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nerves
akjng a 1Qeturing the 3'0 d it th vinegar po er .it
la last ;430%4ugar you h e mtpi - made for
*ren gent took the char at the° .a dish _that will rive o effect
t :ymeeting= The s�ust .of #ase `.�. �
uponVofi ev .;4 unless At should -be
rAnceasion - was OA h3s..beots ,why the iorce`'oithei
fit bottle of rig • . to break the
• list. e Y-Orieefh„
protruded from his oat I The t wa toeattiis most;
"Bred'en'� }ie , said, "1 conjured $
b ilTIVile a b'utifying: cf dishes is to have_upon it
'an' it grieves us to fink dat Yankee flag f° sr et olive -oil • if: snail -
portion ;oneetin' fo' de _Dipper;
a ar. . a good French dressing, -that is, one
sere'us ..Berber.' We ark`#ee :sub ,cs, formed ni r salt : a, small ion
reseed our fo udders and. mud-: god y
wotou ppp ears :sh6,uld care. for thus then eat your salad: as did
.dere in slavery fee -fl y - brine hermits: of ,old, dipping, a�;leaf in
;be aioatin' and. a -flaunt', tse,f aLb°oe
some -
salt and having with it a piece of
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the town -hall,' e de p°Hlwot we helper r president ad and: batter.. All fresh vegetables,
-to Strip de bark offou
n. especially ,asparagus, tend to improve
was here de flag wood -a been tooked-
t• - the skin. I donot say give = up= all
sweets, but I ,do say eat them in their
proper pence.; that is, after you have.
had your dinner and when yon will not
require a . great quantity. Pastry, if
eaten at ell, .must be so light that it is
above reproach; then it will not have
any apparent effect on the skin, but it
will tend to fatten you.
down long agog but if it must float l
lie .cum back, let it be at half mast in
honah of de dear departed."
He took his seat behind the high desk
amidst silence which was only broken
bythe gurgle from the vinegar bottle,
gruntwhich followed
and the of .disgust ... �_
his discovery of the mistake. ° After'
firing the delusive bottle through an
open window and serowling down a
smile that was just being born on Bro.
providence's face, diseussioidof the
question was invited.
Bro. Give -ad= Jones was of the
opinion that the flan wouldn't_ rot before.
fall aid _--
"It won't fall before . it rots,".
broke in Bro. Physics (folie runrt
member) who was suspended indefinitely
for his vile pun. -
It was suggested that Bro. Sleeman be
paid 38 cents and all the cigar stubs
now in the club's possession to "shin up
de;pole en' pull de ripe oaten de pulley
hole."
Bro. Sleeman objected on the grounds
that he had recently cut his toe nails
and wasn't in condition to hang on.
Brother Twist reported having made
,an effort to climb, but out of a personal
regard for the safety of the pole he de-
sisted. His idea was to have Flying
Angel go up for the_banner.
The chairman gIared at Bro. Twist:.
"Am you tryin' to wu'k in another pun ? Harriston Entrance Examinations.
I'se gwin to sot down hard on fool ii' wid
solemn sublet, and alThe 'foilowipupils passed at -the
lis : yore l jakn g p p
entrance exams. in' Harriston, held last
w2li`}ie pu�,?Rhea by 'spension.,' month*
Wingham.
Work has been started in the new
bank again, to fixup what damage the
late fire did.
School evened in Lower Wingham on
Monday last. •
Mr. Rob. Fleuty, of the Advance, who
has been very sick for . some time past,
is new gaining nicely.'
Mr. Gilchrist has - retired from the
firm of Gilchrist & Green, furniture
inannfaacturers, and the business is now
beingrun by the .latter.
The stonework on the new St. Paul's
churchwas finished on Monday last.
Friday, Aug. 26th, :has been pro.
claimed, by the Mayor as civic holiday
for Wingham A grand picnic will be
;held on -that day in the town.
Mr: W. Galbraith, who was proprietor
of the "Patrons' Store, has moved from
Upper/a Lower Wingham and is open-
ing put business there.
Bro. Twist apologised,-
Ma;l!,Armstrong.
The Judge thought ,a balloon night Annie Blackwood
�dsry E. Bride. ' -
be: used. with success, brit none 'of tlfe. �anaieH wham;
brethren present Were "williimg to trust. kmstts�
1themselve s so near heaven tffl after the Utile Fraser.
neat re "
pival. Delisa Hicks.
. Fora kW-ininrties thelia was ab�ute; Ida.4° '
r nn a Howard
. f„ } l r.vtit
silence during which the clanking ofLang. 're>za McIntyre..
the brethren's ,brains could be larnt Net teileLean.
R � Maar Fi. McLean..
heard-ae ihey-struggled with the mighty Annie- Mequeei► .
Maty�e ynolds..
problem t at. last Bro.Shinheat Meryl anno:.
Jessie aheppssd.
i nvolved-the scheme of sending to vox _ Ida Spence.
- eter to borrow the old salt -well hole and cans vvliaon•
place -it under the :lag pole, then lot the JunieA. Warreu.
Louisa Cop e- land
.�° --
le~slide down Into it gradually till the
Frank Bothe. .
fag came even with the ground, -When Milton
CooCaxi;er:
it could be easily removed and the pole J h v,,,ther.
again hoisted with the club's big union John Bordon.
Samuel Hyndman.
jack nailed to it; Tears of joy ran Donald Keehn.
down faces as the brethren cheered his wing Lemon.
happy solution of the difficult problem... -Airray
e was at once appointed a committee Chester nichoison.
to go- over and melte the loan, and Bro. H�rhert gel. ps.
$ngo gn�el.
Penstock kindly lent his horse for the . Lhn B' dirt''
recension, a eollection among those pros.; ' meson.
,ent failing to raise sufficient to hire a Willie Young. '
Eobert Wenger.
liv„pry G o.,Gregg
Public school leaving examination : George
The Club adjourned for three hours spotton
And the time was spent in breathless -
anxiety awaiting -his :return. Shortly
after midnight he re-entered the baht
and: announced that he .Was -unable to
awaken anybody over -there except the
Baili_ff-, yoho informed him that "dot
hole vas in use roostt at bresent_"_ _ An.
-w Carnegie had sneaked over from
Scotland and crawled into it and drew.
jt -ii after him. The Homestead riots
were tame beside -the scene which en-
sued. Denunciations and execrations.
�I owed each other thick and fast, and:
mit :resolved=: to dighiim out as soon'
as the mrton.gott low enough.
A.MOM* 4djogruFwaecarried, after
recei.ygthe following applications for
initi ion at:�.thee next regular meeting
Vis. V. elfiv'e - en Seeman, Big
EWA-x-11040. ong:':B iderbiuss, Inbar,
*eg*sis-
Let new business was*
c.wa; and
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:situ that nom
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the brea�fteis:
r their, la
Deceived
argains are Flying and there is
no reason why YOU should
not catch one ..!
MEMBER
was,
Come and gee them anyway ! We, take
pleasure in showing our elegant stock.
Watches of all kinds.
Clox of all kinds.
Silverware of all kinds.,
Jewelry of all kinds.
deter
GRADLTAT
and r
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Next
ALBERT
A Fresh lot of
1 S&IIER• 0
witnesses
Office:—At
Spectacles and Eye -glasses . in
endless ::variety.
T S. JERO
.
Corrie,
month. Tee
warranted.
Repairing done in the neatest style.,
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Oranges, Lemons,
Bananas, . Cocoanuts, Dates,
DRESS Ale
tires W
Store.
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A fine assortment of Confections
and Canned Goods.
Taman, the Tailor,
Has removed to the McGill
building, next north of Bean's
store.
Adv. next week.
dNO. BRETHOUR,
FIRE AND STOCK
InsuranceAgent
iispassssrs :
Wellington Mutual Fire Insurance Co.
Waterloo Mutual Fire Insurance Co.
Perth Mutual Fire Insurance Co.
Economical. Mutual Fire Insurance Co.
Mercantile Insurance Co.
Etna Insurance Co.
Ontario Mutual Live Stock Insurance Co.
Give John A Call.
Ladies' Trimmed Hats and
Feathers and Flowers
Are being Sold Very Cheap for a few weeks.
Fordwieh
4%
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Come in an
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F1ito --the Top !
ONTwR
Hardware Store.
DA_IZIE3Y BROS.'
Alphabet:
A xle Grease.
B inder Twine.
C ream Cans.
D airy Supplies.
E ave Trough.
F orks.
G lass.
H arvest Mits.
I rons.
J elly Cake Plates.
% nives.
L ocks.
M ilk .Cans.
N ails. .
0 ils.
P aints.
Q nut Frames, etc.
B ope.
S cythes.
T urpentine.
U pholsterer's Tacks.
V arnish.
Wringers.
X -cut Saws.
Y ellow Ochre.
Z inc.
& we sell thein very cheap.
Gree
FI
KUNG
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FIRST
MRNI
Highes
Chopping Do
R
aMdtnn
Has -just Purchased the Entire
We have bought a Complete New Set of Tin-
smith's Tools, and are prepared to furnish all kinds of
'mare,' and do all kind of Repairing on short no-
tice.
nARBY BROS.
arts
NeXT-UTal1. Paper
Cheap, Dear, .Light, Party Canatlian, Aiiierican,.Micas, Gilts, with Borders t
and _ nd Ceiling Decorations for Rich or Poor,
Grit or Tory, Kitchen or. Parlor.
Any reasonable person can select, what he requires from our large stock. TAKE
LOOK THROUGH MY SAMPLE BOOKS.
ttshie
mss air:tbe.Old
We have a flue lot of _wagons this season, made by bes
Express . agony. nnakere. A good iron=aslo wagon for $145; a heavier;
one for $1.50. Iron wheel wagon at $S and -MO.
.50.
Baby Carriages.
Gas'wee eaik
We sell these by catalogue this season. If you want to:get:
one:ceme and examine my catalogue and prices. Will son
We have received a stock pi t1 ase so
aoh ne _ Needles. , tinting arey$h.nr in
r scoimaorlatea.
lal Announcement.
Having.pnrchased a first-class full plate glass Hearse I am in a better position
to do the-undergof this community than before, and owing to reductions in
the wholesrdeprices of our goods I am in a position to give the use of this mag
nileent Hearedefree,'thatis to say my charges will be no more and in some ease'
Jess than before-.'.
WILLIAMS,
ruggist, Gorri
Parties req
lines will do
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granite.
We guaran
give first -clad
Call before
be convinced
Furniture Dealer and Undgrtx
School of Ennb ming,
R.'
Will repress
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