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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe East Huron Gazette, 1892-08-11, Page 61' °�T I e eaiestworean *Wit: Folks say I've get -fora wife; )nd•what folks sayis--gospel truth Thistime. you bet your 'life. $ eturah Brown, .she beats the wort$ `b - and pies ®n bakm read p , kit her best holt isBghtin' dirt And circumvent -In -flies. " Her temper is like her pie -crust, which They're both uncommon short; tho' I'm free-and-easy.like, Sometimes shemakes me snort. no sense i havin' thf Mere ain't iii r n8s So darned all -$red neat, Nor sayin' ev'ry time I step : "Now, Zek'I wipe your feet." I can't sit down in our best room, It is so slick and spruce; Fact is, 'most ever] thing we've go_t's Too good for common use. - Though next to godliness -the Book Puts cleanliness, I'm bound To say Kettirah's might apt To run it in the ground There ain't no use in kiokin_; Fm Prepared to bear my cross. Some day, perhaps, I'll wear my crown ; • Keturah she can't?boss Things around in heaven. An' since we're told That there no moth or rust Comes to corrupt, I guess it's safe To say there ain't no dust But. oh, what will Keturah do Within those pearly gates If she no longer finds the dirt That she so dearly hates 1 O'ershadowed heaven itself will bey. Ingulfed in awful gloom, When my Keturah enters in And cannot use a broom. JACK MOORES TEMPTATION CHAPTER III. Jack rose, still debating with himself as to whether he should or should not allow the temptation to overcome him ; then he changed his coat, took his hat, and went out into the street. The misdirected letter -pour >>` niatake—nay uncle's. He put -your letter into an envelope addressed `to me, and mine into one addressed to you." , - He could'nt do better than address him- self to me," commented the lawyer, draw- ing np his stiff backbone. • ` Did a letter intended for me come to your address ? If so, it was sent to you by mistake—by mistake,". roared Moore. (" Deaf old idiot !" This. in 'a much lower time.) . Deaf R I'm n saidI was D a not eaf. Who deaf? rapped out Mr. Pouncemore glaring at his visitor.—" Jackson ! Jackson !" he called out. The head -clerk answered his chief's sum- mons with suspiciouscelerity. It was indeed his habit to listen at the door of Mr. Pouncemore's sanctum, that he might be at hand to put matters straight when com- plications arose between client and adviser. Besides, Mr. Jackson derived a good deal of malicious amusement from listening to the game of cross-questions and crooked answers which was so frequently played in Mr. Pouncemore's private room. This gentleman has come to complain of some mistake about a letter he wrote to me," said the lawyer with dignity. " This morning I received a letter written by my uncle, Mr. Tredinnick, to Mr. Pouncemore— a letter which was unfortu- nately put into the wrong envelope," ex- plained Moore impatiently. (Here he held out the letter in his hand to the clerk,) "I opened and read it, for, as you see, it was addressed to me." The clerk took the Letter. " I understand. I will explain the matter to Mr Pounce- more." ounce- more." Jackson, long accustomed to suit his voice to his employer's tympanum, managed to convey to him why Mr. Tredinnick's nephew had called. " Yes—yes ; I understand," Mr. Pounce - more said, brightening. " Mr. Tredinnick was in his breast -pocket ; he was making al has made a mistake --a mistake excusable sort of compromise with himself ; he would at his age ; but," he added, staring at Jack not destroy the letter, nor would he send through his gold -rimmed spectacles, " you it on to its rightful destination. He have also made a mistake in supposingthst weuld consider the matter further'during a letter intended for you reached me -I the day. A City omnibus passed him, and think I am right—am I not Jackson?-- in as the morning was fine, there were more saying that no misdirected letter carie to outside than inside passengers. Jack hail- the office this morning ?" he added, turning ed it, jumped in, and then suddenly a. sort to the head -clerk. of electric shock went through him, which Jackson bowed deferentially, glancing caused him momentarily to forget all about askance the while at the young man, who, his uncle, the misdirected letter, and his in his opinion, was behaving in a most sin - own alternate battlings against and parleys gular not to say suspicious manner. with temptation. Font he found himself " Then," said Jack, rising, I must apolo- seated opposite the young lady with the gise for my intrusion on your time. I ---I may oyes, the young lady whose fare he thought it right to bring you the letter that had paid some weeks ago. came into my hands under such—peculiar Events were falling out strangely that circumstances with as little delay as pos.. morning For weeks he had been -watching sibie. The letter is now in your possession, for a chance of seeing Miss Mirah Lester, so I have only to wish you good -morning." in the hope that she might acknowledge " Good -morning," replied Mr, Pounce - their informal acquaintance by at least a more, extending a formal hand for Jack to bow and a smile. Now, on the very day shake. He was determined to show this that had brought him face to face with bad-tempered young man what he thought temptation, they met. Would she remem- of his ungrateful conduct towards his ber him ? He looked across at her inquiring- uncle. ly. She was reading but she seemed to Jack left the office with slow, heavy steps. feel his earnest glance, for she suddenly He knew that he had elected to follow the looked np, blushed, smiled divinely, and steep and thorny path ; that he lied mas- then held out her hand. " I have so wish- tered and trampled under foot a great ed to thank you again for your timely loan," temptation. But as he set his face towards she said, "and to—to repay it.'' the great, purple, cress -crowned dome of Jack was hardly conscious of the money St. Paul's, the inevitable reaction resulting she gave him, for a sudden overpowing,sense from strong emotion set in, and a dull feel - of shame and self-contempt seize_d.him. -He .mg of depression and hopelessness took felt as if the steady, candid gaze of Mirah possession of him. He had done Lester's gray eyes penetrated through the right but the consciousness that he cloth of his coat to the letter in his breast- had acted as became an honest man did pocket The touch of , her little gloved not at the moment brine, its own reward, hand seemed to posses some magic power, to for when he reached his office, he received a make him see -things in their true light and severe reprimand for his lapse from punctu- rightly to estimate his own mental attitude. ality; and as he took his seat at his desk, no He stammered out some entirely inane inspiriting hope of a happier future bright - rejoinder. What would she think of him if cued the commonplace drudgery of the she knew how near he had been to suppress- present. ing and destroying a letter that had come The day passed, and he went home to his into his hands by chance? which, therefore, lodgings thoroughly tired out. But next should have been doubly sacred to any morning he rose early and walked down to honourable,: man. How terribly base he Russell Square. The sight of the well re - would seem in her eyes, if she guessed that membered house, even though he knew it to he had coldly reckoned on the death of the be now tenanted by strangers. restored the man who had filled a father's, place in his balance of his mind, and brought back some measure of his former lightheartedness. On reaching home that evening he found a letter awaiting him, addressed in a lady's handwriting. He tore it quickly open, and read as follows : life ! The young lady, being quite at a lose as to the real cause of her fellow -traveller's manifest agitation, imagined him to be the victim of bashfulness. ' So she resumed her book in happy ignorance of the violent revul- sion of feeling she had roused in the breast of the man opposite to her, and of the momen- toua;result brought about by their meeting. As on a former occasion, the young lady got out at the corner of Wellington Street. By that time -Jack had regained sufficient self-possesion to be able to respond to her parting "good -morning ;" then he, too, alighted from the omnibus and bent his steps towards Lincoln's Inn Fields. He had quite made up his mind to aet fairly and squarely in the matter of the mis-sent letter But on arriving at Mr. Pouncemore's office, he learnt that_the Iawyer was not expected there until twelve o'clock. So fcr an hour or more Jack paced round and round the dingy garden honoured by the appellation - of "Fields," think?ngof all that had happen- ed, and all that he had been saved from, during the past two hours. When all the Church clocks in the neigh- bourhood had lifted up their variously -toned voices to announce the birth of another noon Jack again` entered -the lawyer's office. Mr. Pouncemore was a tall, thin old man, nearer seventy than sixty, dressed in black clothes of old-fashioned cut. His manners were as much oat of date as his garments, for he had an almost Grandisonian courtli- ness of address; his bows were bows, not the jerky nods, or careless touehil gs of hat - brims, or snatchy doffings, peculiar to this last quarter of the century. • Mr.. Pouncemore was not, perhaps, quite so keen of eye or so acute of brain as he had been twenty- or even ten years ago. He found it necessary to ruts his spectacles a good deal, grumbling as he;did so at the quali y; of a lens supplied by the opticians of to- yre Ten_• years: ago $pentacles were spectacles. - _ He was:a trifle deaf, and, not liking totadmit the -fact, frequently made cro ed::answers to remarks addressed to and=nothing vexed' him more than that a Client should manifest impatience at his slowness of speech, or notice the difficulty h in snixfipg .tl various " poli t a r d'onncen me was, in f ct, =getting He depended more an [,a jt iung:121sn of c n , , • lit l► ethi tie: Ilia: des:: e= afterwards discovered„ that directed Mr. Poupcemore in the blotting book. "And now 1 must give ilii Jock P en - more a new set of instructions,' he finisned with a smile that beautified his harsh .fea- tures and shone like winter sunshine in his faded eyes. "But the sight df you has put new life into me, my boy, andI don't think you'll have to pay your succession duty just yet.—Oh, there's a ring at the bell.. My reader and amanuensis, Jack, the kindest and best of girls, who creams all the letters—mostf them - at and writes my at .least. Not private ' instructions. to my lawyer, of couree." Just, then the door opened, and Thrupp announced " Miss Lester." And to Jack's utter delight and astonishment, in walked the young lady with gray eyes=Micah Lester, his good angel. [THE END]. to: The Use of Short Words. We must not only' think in words, but we must also try to use the best words, and those which in speech will put what is in our mind into the minds of others. This is the great art which those must gain who wish to teach in the school, the church, at the bar, or through the press. To do this in the right way they should use the short words which we use in early life, and which have the same sense to all classes of men. The English of our Bible is good. Now and then some long words are found, and they always hurt the verses in which you find them. Take that which says, " 0, ye generation of vipers, who hath warned you to flee from the wrath to come?" There is one long word which should not be in it, namely, "generation." In the old version the old word " brood" is used. Read the verse again with this term, and you will feel its full force. "0, ye viper's brood, who hath warned you to flee from the wrath to come ?" Crime sometimes does not look like crime when it is set before us in the many folds of a long word. When a man steals, and we call it " defalcation," we are at a loss to know if it is a blunder or a crime. If he does not tell the truth, and we are told that it is a case of " prevarication," it takes us some time to know just what we should think of it. No man will ever cheat himself into weong-doing, nor will he be at a loss to judge of ethers, if he thinks and speaks of acts in clear, crisp terms. It is a good rule, if one is at a loss to know if an act is right or wrong, to write it down in short, straight-out English. Bibliomaniacs are usually men. Women have a rage for collecting old china, old lace, fans, miniatures, and the rest, but not often rare and curious books. There is, however, one woman in New -York who journeyed to Boston not long ago after a " fitst edition " that was to be sold there. She did not get it. It was a little book of not more than thirty pages, a first edition of Edgar A. Poe's writings, of which only two are known to be in existence. The volume sold for $1,850,which was a little above her figure. " I wanted it badly," she confessed, " but I had to limit my biddiug, and it was below this sum." This same woman has afortune tied up in rare old books. " Why not ? she says. " They constantly increase in value, and if you know what to buy they are as safe as peachblow vases. You can insure them against fire, and it would take a very cul- tured thief to know what volumes to carry away. I find a wonderful fascination in the pursuit of a treasure—this Poe edition, for instance. The printer who got it out has been traced, his descendants visited, and his record searched. It is positive that only two copies of the original edition are left. No, old books are not forged," she finished in answer to a question. "It has been tried, but the deception is sure to be discovered. The old paper and old type cannot be made now." THE BAY TREES, WIMBLEDON, Nov. 20,188—. MY DEAR BOY, —I have heard from Mr. Pouncemore how you behaved with regard to a letter I wrote to him, and which reach- ed you by an accident, for whichI shall never cease to thank God. If you will come down here es early as you can to -morrow morn- ing, I will explain how the mistake occur- red.—Your affectionate uncle. The letter was signed in rather shaky - looking characters— EDWARD TaEDINNICK. Jack read the letter with quickened pulses and beaming eyes, wondered a little who had acted as his uncle's amanuensis then folded it up and put it in the pocket where that other letter had lain, when truth and honor and right feeling were weighing in the balance agairst wealth and ease—and dishonor—and the glance of a girl's candid eyes had made the balance dip on the right side. Jack went down to Wimbledon by the first train from Waterloo, and reached his uncle's door by nine o'clock. The Bay Trees was a pretty, snug -looking villa, standing well back from the road behind the two big trees which gave the house its name. As Jack lifted the latch of tha white -painted entrance gate, his heart beat fast with mingled excitement and apprehension. The door was opened by the old butler Thrupp. " Why, good gracious me ! it's Master Jack—well ! And I'm glad to see you back again, sir." "How is my uncle?" asked Jack shame-facedly. " Better, sir—much better. He cheered up wonderful after Mr Pouncemore's visit yesterday morning.—And now the sight of you -will do him more good than alltthe champagne and physic the doctor orders..- Jack was ushered straight into 'his uncle s presence. He paused for an instant on the threshold of the room, for he was startled 'at the change two years had wrought in the _ha1eelearty. old assn:= "Uncle !'" he cried impulsively—" my dear, kind, old under He stopped, fairly overcome, for the Iib"sof hi cle'-e altered„ #acs:;anal the 'uncoil-id,otia.pathos of -the drooping figure e,o%n f reside, unmanned flim. Y: Taw!" The -old man rose, tottered to- swards' him, and fell on' his deck R Ulf a iiobbing-cry .of : "Jack, 'my `"boy, forgive me• ` amaleo hard. Oh, my dear, dear -boy, thankUod_ that He has brought you Iiaci ledne at last • - .1 •- • When Mr. Tredinnick could command sus voice, he told haw he bad made;the er- ror-which hail led to their reconciliation. E tl e" day when he wrote' his letter of in _11>rto Mr. Pouncemore, he addressed ,envelope to Jack; meaning to enclose the 'rdy cheque ; but after doing -so, be othat his cheque-book was empty, and rected envelope had been left tri his isg book. In the hurry •of the moment thrust the'letter'tto'the lawyer into cover addressed to Jack, leaving as he Cholera "Spreading—Collapse' of A Sense- less Charge.— Apparently, however, the cholera will very soon compel the undivided attention of Western Europe. It now has a foothold in both Odessa and Moscow, and in the latter city reliance has thus far been placed and -solely on the big religious processions a display through the streets of specially sacred ikons. In both these places, and, indeed, measurably throughout Russia, t large proportion of the capable physicians have been driven away because they were Jews, and municipal organization :s in a far lower and looser state than it was twenty years ago. The plague practically will meet no intelligent, effective resistance 1 stairs, and, seating himself in a paper chair, anywhere east of the German frontier. read the paper news in the morning paper. Paper Age. The world has seen its iron age and its brazen age, but this is the age of paper. We are making so mary things of paper that it will soon be true that without paper there is nothing made. We live in paper houses, wear paper clothing, and sit on paper cushions in paper cars rolling, on paper wheels. If we lived in Bergen, Norway, we could go on Sundays to a paper church. We do a good paper business over papers counters, buying paper goods, paying for them withpaper money, and deal in a er stocks on paper margins. We row paces in paper boats for paper prizes. We go to paper theatres where paper actors play to paper audiences. As the age develops the coming man will become more deeply en- meshed in the paper net. He .will awake in the morning and creep from under the paper clothing of his paper bed., and put on his paper dressing gown and. his paper slippers. He wi]1 walk ever paper carpets, down paper Here, however, every conceivable resource of science will be marshaled against it, and quite possibly its progress will be staved. It makes one shudder, though, to think what horrors this summary closing of the gates in front and advent of a pestilence in the rear will work in the already over- crowded and pauperized and filthy Jewish Pale. The ignoble collapse of the latest attempt to fasten the blood sacrifice upon the Jews may have done some good, in Germany. The trial at Xanten, a mediaeval little old town in one of the most backward sections of Germany, turned out like all others of recent•years—that is to say, it showed that the real murderer tried to shield himself by inventing the charge against a Jew, and it seems more than likely that the original motive of the crime was to get '"up this charge. It staggers the imagination to try to grasp this extremity of the anti-Semitic fervor, but we know it has often gone these lengths in Hungary and Galicia, and the experience now in Xanten has shown that a vast majority of the population is quite ready to believe in the guilt of the accused Hebrew, though there was not a scintilla of evidence against him, and he proved an absolute alibi. Prob- ably the peasantry of Middle Europe will continue for generations to believe that the Jews murder Christians for sacrificial pur- poses, but the latest episode has given the German Liberal press a most opportune weapon in the fight against the new Juden- hetze, which Bismarck and his group of malcontents are striving to stir up. The Little Things. Veil cases are the latest things in fancy work. They are made of silk or linen, faint- ly perfumed, wrought more or less ornately as the fancy pleases, and arranged on the outlines of, the old handkerchief case. As each bonnet and hat must have its veil or set of veils, and as the life of the filiny trifles which add so much to woman's toilet at best is transitory, you may be stare that the veil case, which you can pick up in the leisure of summer days, will be very welcome to the recipient of your choice when it is finished. A famous Duchess in London recently went through the ordeal of having a dress made on her own figure. She stood for three hours while the dressmakers wrought fifty yardeef rare old lace, that could not be cut, into a gown for a soiree, at the close of which every stitch had to be carefully cut and picked out before the lady could dis- robe. The amount of torture that fair woman will undergo in the name of vanity would astonish the martyrs. ,Playing -Cards in 'Russia. There is only one factory in Russia for the manufacture of playing -cards. It has a monopoly of the business and belongs to the Foundling Hospital. It is figured that there are 30,000,000 people in Russia who play cards, and to supply the demand this factory puts out 6,000,000 packs of cards annually. In order to make this enormous quantity of cards only 329 women, aged from 15 to 20 years, and sixty -men are em- ployed. And they are chosen amid the sisters, wives, and daughters of the work- men at the factory. Both exteriorly and interiorly the factory is a model of cleanli- ness. This is one of the essential conditions of this branch of the production. All the employes live at the factory and earn from $5 to $15 a month. They work from 6 in the morning to 6 o'clock at night, and are allowed two hours a day for their meals. Besides the ordinary playing -cards of differ- ent qualities the factory produces• annually 120,000 peeks of figured cards for the Ger- man colonies, besides 12,000 packs of minia- ture playing -cards as toys. The annual profit of the factory amounts to about 6800;- 000. The cardboard is supplied by the Neva paper -mill A New York Incident. The New York Herald of Monday says : —" After the singing of ' Throw Out the Life Line,' by Mr. Stebbins, at the Conven- tion, the first address of the afternoon was announced. Ira D. Sanky was the speaker. His subject was Christian Endeavor in Eng. land," and he assured the convention that the cause was making great headway all over Great Britain. In the course of his address, he remarked that bad Homestead, Pa., had two or three Christian Endeavour societies, with their brotherly influence, the recent troubles there would never hav occurred. He referred to the pleasant rela- tions of England. and America, and said that war between the two nations was for- ever out of the question. The Canadian delegates sprang to their feet as Mr. Sankey sat down ndaeleetrified the audience by striking up'j" Geri"Savethe Queen." The Convention broke into cheer- ing, and all the women in the house waved their hankerchiefs. Whey theXCana'dians were through the audience pr`oampti f cfintin= ued the song, substituting the words of " My Country, 'Tis of Thee." It was now. Canada's"turn to,_eheer. and wave handker- chiefs. She replied to " Arnerica." with -" Blest Be the Tie That Binds," the whole audience joined in and there -was another scene of wild enthusiasm. We thought we knew what a bureau is, but the bureau of statistics seems to be all tables. Five years ago the Prince of Wales start- ed a stud farm-atr` Volvertoi Eng., for the - purpose of improving the breed of hackneys and hunters,:'and has since spent a lot �of money upon it. On Tuesday he held his first biennial sale, and there was�a-great gather- ing of aristocratic buyers despite the dis- tractions of the general election. The Duke of Portland bought several horses on behalf of the Queen, and the: sale realized altogeth- er £6655, a sum which was not itrge con- sidering the number and. quality of -the ani- malssold. Fashion has decreed that the silk manu- facturers shall have a chance of retrieving their decayed fortunes and building up colossal new ones this year, for we are to wear silk costumes for walking, visiting,and even everyday purposes, and every wool and cotton gown with any pretensions to elegance is covered with bands and bows of silk ribbon. Some of the new color combinations are very crude and, like close harmonias in color, require delicate manipulation. Fancy cornflower, blue, heliotrope, and violet in one bonnet ! Navy blue and green in more or less vivid shades have been a favorite combination through the spring and fre- quently appearin summer costumes. Helio- trope, pink and pale blue in combination sounds trying, but the result is suggestive of a slice taken boldly out of a rainbow. Any woman in whom the dress instinct is not entirely dormant can be her own millin- erthis season, for the most startling of fly- away bows, the daintiest of lace rosettes, ribbon ruchings and lace thistles, besides the great ' ariety of flowers, all may be pur- chased ready fortrimming hats and bon- nets.. A few fancy pins, a little knack at producing effects, and the thing is done without touching. a needle or wasting half a day's pleasure. The popularity of the ribbon streamer is already on the wane. Not only has it been appropriated by all sorts and conditions of women to the verge of vulgarity, but the ladies have discovered that a yard or more of ribbon, with a high wind, is quite the reverse of picturesque and approaches the ridiculous. A paper bell will call him to his breakfast, cooked in a paper oven, served on paper dishes, laid on a paper cloth on a paper table. He will wipe his lips with a paper napkin, and having put on his paper shoes, paper hat and paper coat, and then taking his paper stick (he has the choice of two descriptions already), he will walk on a paper pavement or ride in a paper car- riage to his paper office. He will or- ganize paper enterprises and make paper profits. He will sail the ocean on paper steamships and navigate the air in paper balloons. He will smoke a paper cigar or paper tobacco in a paper pipe, lighted with a paper match. He will write with a paper pencil, whittle paper sticks with a paper knife, go fishing with a paper fishing -rod, a paper line and a paper hook, and put his catch in a paper basket. He will go shoot- ing with a paper gun, loaded with paper cartridges and will defend his country in paper forts with paper cannon and paper bombs. Having Lived his paper lite and achieved a paper fame and paper wealth,he will retire to paper leisure and die in paper peace. There will be a paper funeral, at which the mourners,dressed in paper crape, will wipe their eyes with paper hand- kerchiefs, and the preacher will preach in a paper pulpit. He will lie in a paper coffin; elsewhere in this paper it will be seen that he has a chance of doing so already if he is a paper—we mean pauper. He will be wrap- ped in a paper shroud, his name will be en- graved on a paper plate, and a paper hearse, adorned with paper plumes, will carry him to a paper -lined grave, over which will be raised a paper monument. For Revenge on The Prince. How much truth there is in the fol- lowing story it is impossible to say - The Roumanian papers are, however, giving the details without question. They appear, at least, to be greatly exercised over the method Mademoiselle Helene Vacaresco is alleged to have adopted to revenge herself upon the Prince of Rou- mania. That high-spirited lady has in her possession a large number of the love letters of the Prince, and these, notwithstanding the earnest solicitations of the Queen of Roumania, she declines to part with—except in the way that has approved itself to her n•,ind In short every two or three days, it is stated, Mdlle. Vacaresco addresses one -of these epistles to Princess Marie of Edin- burgh. The papers further allege that the Duke and Duchess of Edinburgh are greatly annoyed, and that the Bucharest authorities have been asked to put a stop to the scandal. A prosecution of Mdlle. Vacaresco is even talked of. Such a dainty gown is made of rose -pink crepon, with a plain trained skirt exquisitely cut and edged round the hemp with loops of very, narrow black silk braid. The bodice is of silk, one mass of tiny tucks, drawn under a belt of rose -pink crepon, braided with black passementerie. The very full sleeves are of crepon, with a pointed cap of black lace. Breakfast jackets are made of flowered delaines and nainsook, and trimmed with Valenciennes lace and ribbons the exact shade of the pattern. A novel summer cloak to wear over a silk dress is made entirely of black lace, ;nth large bishop sleeves and a ruffle of hire a,r'the ,clerks It falls in loose folds, has no lining, and reaches to the feet. Eton' is to be the watchword of our styles.Thereere Eton jackets, Eton collars, andVten neckties. This title is bestowed on every -coat whether it`be long or short, but the real Eton jacket is one which does not extend below the waist. It may terminate an `fncleabove it, but -if it is a fractio ,ef an Eton -jacket. One inch below it is not an � advantage of the Eton coat is that it looks nearly as well over a plain waist as it does over the silk blouses. A favorite dish of the East Indies is an ant mash. The insects are caught in pits and mashed by handfuls like raisins. At a committee meeting of the Oxford University Boating Club it was decided to intimate to Mr. J. Astley Cooper that the 0.11 B. C. was willing to accept achallenge from an unbeaten Australian university eight, the race with them to be rowed from Putney to Itortlake, a few days after the proposed race with Yale or Harvard in September. Tho time of the year some- what militates against an Australian visit, though theproject is being seriously discuss- ed in the colonies. If 1 Should Die To -night. If I should die to -night. My friends would look upon my quiet face Before they laid it in its resting place, And deem that death had left it almost fair, And laying snow-white flowers against my hair Would smooth it down, with tearful tender- ness, And fold my hands with lingering caress— Poor hands, so empty and so cold to -night, If.I should die tonight, My friends would call to mind with loving thought Some kindly deed the icy hands had wrought, Some gentle word the frozen lips had said, Errands, on which the willing feet had sped ; The memory of my selfishness and pride, My hasty words would all be laid aside, And so I should be loved and mourned to- night. If I should die to -night, Even hearts estranged would turn once more to pie, Recalling other days remorsefully— The eyes. which chide me with averted glance, Would look upon me as of yore perchance And soften in the old familiar way ; For who could war with dumb unconscious clay ? So I might rest forgiven of all to -night. 0, friends! I pray to -night Keep not your kissesformy dead, cold brow ; The way is lonely, let me feel them now. Think gently of me, I am travel worn, My faltering feet are pierced with many a thorn, Forgive, Oh, hearts estranged, forgive, I plead ; When dreamless rest is mine I shall not need The tenderness for which 1 long to -night. TO COOK PUD I heard a woman would not mind Ih- one has to spend d the pumpkin," at my way ; after that others m twaT ecru h aided- by t ` ~� do n m self. - re it -y P ledge I just happ Y is : Cut the pumpkin -in halves. ft7 ap out all the seeds and set the halvee n a slow oven, the rind of the pumpkin snaking the pans- in which the pumpkin baked._ • not hurried, you will find th �e still be`quite in to prevent t ' the um 's ui e in u h mol t enough � P it from becoming dry. pWhen dote, slide them carefully from the oven to a platter or tray, and let them cool. W hen cool, peel off the rind and roasted edges, and mash with a wire potato masher. The pumpkin is delightfully dry and has a nutty flavor, • not to be surpassed, while the cooking is absolutely no trouble at all. What is left over can be pat into glass, self-sealing jars while hot, and set in a cool, dark place for another baking. Not the least little bit of use in stewing pumpkin. Try this way. SQUASH SOUFFLE. " Oh dear ! company for dinner, and not a vegetable in the house but squash, and -- no time to get any ! Some folks don't like squash. John don't either." A neighbor at kitchen door (to borrow some flour) heard my lamentation: and said, "Just try them on squash souffle." I did. They didn't like squash, but they did like squash souffle, and moreover, so did John. So far those who do like it and those who don't (particularly the dont's) here is the recipe: One pint of mashed squash, one tablespoon- ful of melted butter, one half cup of cream or milk, pepper and salt to taste, and the stiffly beaten whites of two eggs. Bake in a buttered dish, one half-hour in a hot oven, and if you don't think it a rare bit of "delicate feasting," I am mistaken. DELICIOUS PEA SOUP. Shell the peas and put into a saucepan to boil. Put a few of the green hulls into a muslin bag, tie and drop in with the peas, boil fifteen minutes to extract the juices. At the end of that time remove the bag, press all the juice out and add the peas. (Wash the bag and hang up for the next time.) Then add to the peas a half -cup of sweet milk, slightly thickened with flour, salt and pepper, butter, and last but fat from least, sugar to taste, or this may be added at table to suit individual taste. This soup is delicious. An Actor's Opinion of Whisky.. One of the best and briefest temperance lectures in print is that contained in a let- ter now going the rounds of the news- papers which on good authority is ascribed to the late W. J. Florence, the popular and witty actor : " My Dear-- " One gallon - of whisky costs about $3, and contains about 65 15 -cent drinks. Now if you must drink buy a gallon, and snake your wife the barkeeper. When you are dry, give her 15 cents for a drink, and when the whisky is gone she will have after paying for it, $6.75 left, and every gallon thereafter will yield the same profit. This money she should put away, so that when you have become an inebriate, unable to support yourself, and shunned by every respectable man, your wife may have money enough to keep you until your time comes to fill a drunkard's grave." Divorce in Australia. Divorce petitions in Victoria appear to "...'f be just twice as numerous in proportion to the population as in the mother country, a circumstance not surprising when the IIu�md- erous grounds, on which divorce is gra by the recent Act of the Victorian Legisla- ture are taken into account. Generally speaking the sexes are placethis law the pretty much on an equality,though case of adultery as regards the man, the of- fence must have been repeated or commit- ted in the conjugal residents, or coupled with conduct or circumstances of aggravation. Among the specified grounds of divorce also are desertion of a wife for three years ; habitual drur.kenness for three years on the part of either husband or wife. In the hus- band's case, however, the desertion must be accompanied by cruelty or neglect to pro- vide means of support. Conviction of seri- ous crimes also constitutes a ground on cer- tain conditions. What Not to Do in the Sick Room. Don't Tiptoe. A tiptoe will sometimes cause more disturbance than a carefully; quarely placed footfall. Don't Tiptoe. Don't Whisper. A whisper will often wake a light sleeper, when an ordinary voice would not. Don't Whisper. Don't Sniff or Sigh. Sniffs and Sighs may better be indulged in the open air where a gust of wind can blow them away. Don't Sniff or Sigh. Don't Handle Rattling Papers. The fold- ing and unfolding of papers that "rattle" is well calculated to "rattle" invalids, to sag nothing of those who are strong and well, Don't "Rattle." Don't Shout or allow the voice to be kehn ed on a high note. Shouting may be a ne- cessity in connection with the treatment of "beasts of burden," but should be counted a luxury for indulgence only indoors, when conversing with those who are "deal as a post." Don't Shout. I hear that Dr. Marble has invented a school desk which is likely to be a boon to weak children. Heretofore the unfortunate scholar who was given a seat too high or too low had no other recourse but to suffer, and n -any cases of curvature of the spine and other deformities were caused by un- comfortable positions. With the new desk, however, all is changed. Both the desk and seat may be raised or lowered as the one who occupies desires. As the desk is simple in construction and inexpensive in building it is likely to be generally adopted. If choked, get upon all fours and cough. For apoplexy raise the head and body ; for fainting lay the person flat. If an artery is cut compress above the wound ; if a vein is cut compress below. For slight burns dip the part in cold water ; if the skin is destroyed cover with varnish. Remove matter from the ear with tepid water ; never put a Bard instrument into the ear. In case of poisoning, excite vomiting by tickling the throat or by warm water and mustard. For dust in the eyes avoid rubbing ; dash water in them. Remove cinders, etc., with the round point of a lead pencil. Suck poisoned wounds, unless your mouth is sore ; enlarge the wound or better, cut out the part without delay ; hold the wounded part as long as can be borne to a hot coal or the end of a cigar. Smother fire with carpets, etc. ; water will often spread burning oil and increase danger. Before passing through smoke take a full breath and then stoop low, but if carbonic acid gas is suspected walk erect. Canary Diseases and Moulting - The cause of most of the canary diseases is a cold, and this is generally brought on by hanging the bird in a very hot room or in a draught of air caused by an open door or window. For this cold give a paste made of hard-boiled egg and one pulverized crack- er, mixed together without water. Salt pork cut into small pieces, sprinkled with red pepper, is also very good as a cure. If the bird breathes hard, caused by an over -loaded stomach, give plantain and rape- seed, moistened with water, as the sole food. For diarrhoea, a rusty nail places in the drinking cup, or common chalk fastened between the wires, with some broken pieces scattered through the gravel, is excellent. Costiveness is brought on by lack of some- thing green, so give sweet apple, chickweed, or any green food. If your bird should have sore feet, wash them hi warm -water, to which are added a few drops of arnica. Give hirer plenty of gravel to walk on, and keep his perches clean. The sore feet result from too small perches ; they should be half an inch i>' diameter. Canaries shed their feathers mostly in September or October. They then need special care, and should be kept in a warm place out of draughts. If the tail and wive feathers seem difficult for the bird to dro pull them out one at a time. Your bird w fully moult in from four to six weeks. Gave Himself Away.—"He's a eeeskney, that's what he is," said Mr. Newbresl. " What makes you think so, Obadiah?* " He said table d'hote instead of table de hote. These cockne a aiway d:ocp their, lilt Tell 'em in a minute." on1t cis abt per tem a f the u, surnnte the ec be centro eye. pr sable in all l , _ fills one nr t - r. slovenly . • r phere wl ... i. o tiOII or some Ottle rustics are against country or town a the part of the nu A wise p} vsiCia gQ33e Is a woman, alert i^ all leer five good sight, in ors i ie slightest chant a motion of the ey and see in a mome must have quick h est wnisper of a w have sensitive as !'>elop may note the r the skin and may hot applications ti is especially neccss rect and agate ser, may detect the sir mosphere of the sit be correct, in ord food to see that it good nurse should a the best training s< of lectures with ma is a part -of the cr A nurse has s strength to endure m he summer sea. very ill a second n to give the first o rest. It is n great to undertake the she is willing and a cal hardships of su have no objections ner ; she must have someneas in her woman is in no wa great many women aminations who do quirernents, but th fill nurses. The qu second one. No ed menta is required bation. Neverthel'i educated women f fore the time of pr. do not possess the endurance and cos women of more cul The good nurse woman of tact, in linss_erhinas of her tate him by martin the most objection creet nurse is that room and hospit patient. Like a wis nurse says little an Sum Half the illness t I think I can safelj dieting taken at people feeling weak ing from those dil malnutrition, such obesity, or debility be so if the person requirements and tc person would think burning in his room he would undoubtec of it ; but many a n self iulgIted if he w Bible person, will repletion foods th which is to supply haps I cannot do b plain that the foods to heat—that is, ke body—are starches those that more pa nervous and muscul mon and salts ; and enc' to a prepared these are, and also tl ferout constituents glance the reader wi proportion of summa of green vegetables, white or lean meats, rabbits, venison, fish E. Yorke Davies. J A Parent's Du The body may be 1 machine, delicate enc tare, made to run a but liable by bad m ranged and brought tion. All continuou Bion, however innoce y lowed by retribution len which ave. 7 u work their brains muscles ; of not a fe ergy with anxiety, f of many who overl their physical being peration depend on t and rest. Even min unfrequently allow to end in a fatal men final facts connected physical transgressio weaken the vital sta sor's offspring. The least a child to, is a fair chance the vital inheritance vastly worse than to - castral estate. We h possession than a goo itance of longevity; a wended to us it is ge terad, -more er less rem it. Snch an inheritan vigor, keeps its posse - E every form of micro needed recuperative e makes life worth livin renders old age green up intellectual activit f t Tumblety. .; Hemorrhages Many children are bleed, and in ordinary interfered with or rhe. nature's wise method 1 from an excessive pros r, might otherwise ca When, howevernthe h land lasts so lore that i n child, something shoal he to check the flow. I the application of cold, '•` cold water, ice or bras red most effective. If pos ri arms raised above his lminutes at a time. T cause the bleeding/is '=piece of lee wrapped in -` f -qhs neck, and ancth. � top of the nose tcraween If the sae dos, r,otsto It