The East Huron Gazette, 1892-06-09, Page 64
Average" People. 1 wintry afternoon, that he came back to the
The genius soars far to the fountain world once more. The amazed effort
That feeds the snow-cap in the sky ; to realize where he was, or what
But though our wings break in the flying, had happened to him, was of course a fail-
ure. It was some dim but wondering re-
assurance to him presently to see nis wife
by the bedside, signing to him to be still,
and gazing in his face with the unselfish de-
votion of a loving heart. Then a doctor
came, examined his pulse and temperature,
and silently disappeared again ; and as,
opening his eyes after a few minutes, he
found himself alone and the room was dark-
ening, there was nothing for it but to go to.
sleep, with some vague hope that when he
awoke agein he might be able to understand
something.
When he opened his eyes next the room
was very silent, and a shaded light stood on
a table in a distant corner. Not being able
to call, he tried to think. The effort prov-
ed in vain, for he could get no farther than
an overshadowing fear that something very
dreadful—the very worst, perhaps had hap-
pened, and that he was only going to realise
it now. It was painfully perplexing. Could
a room like this belong to a prison hospital?
Hardly—and he recollected having seen his
wife. Convicts are not usually allowed to
be nursed by their wives. Perhaps he had
got off, by some trick of Clove his solicitor,
and they had taken him away from the
scene of his disgrace. Perhaps—worst of
all, and the fear of it made him wish he had
died rather—his trial had yet to come off.
Presentlyh wife came in and kissed him.
See had not for many years been wont to
venture on that act of affection. Then some
one came to the other side of the bed and
also kissed him -this was his daughter
Agnes. In the sudden fullness of heart
brought on by this demonstration of pure
and ill -merited affection, tears welled from
the breken man's eyes, and he struggled to
say : " Mary—Agnes—I don't ...care now
what I have lost—or what has happened—
if you stay with me !"
" Dear, dear, we will always stay with
you. You have lost nothing; you have
been wandering in your illness."
" Am I—at home?"
" No, dear ; you soon shall be, when you
get strong. Now sleep again ; we will stay
with you."
" Yes, yes, stay ; but I cannot sleep now.
• Tell me everything."
" No, Matthew. To -morrow you will be
stronger. You must not talk or think to-
night."
" Very well !" he said with a sigh ; " but
I can't help trying to think,'
He dreaded to put that question which
was uppermost in his anxious thoughts—
whether he was still awaiting his trial. Try-
ing to think, however, was of no avail, and
at length he slept. Exhausted nature had
much lost ground to make up before the
balance was even again, and he did not
wake until ten next morning.
A bright gleam of sunshine rested an the
side of the window, and was the first thing
he saw. In a while the doctor came, look-
ing cheerful, and pronounced him to have
safely landed on that happy shore where
the patient has only to get well as fast as
he can. Matthew Bulbous took all the nour-
ishment they gave him, and enjoyed it ;
and then he learned, to his great wonder,
where 1 e was, and the nature of the acci-
dent that had befallen him. Simultaneous-
ly with the warning shout from the door of
the police station—which was the
last thing he remembered—a run-
away horse and trap dashed round the
corner and struck him senseless. _ Searching
his pockets, the police found his card, and
recollecting that some person of the same
name lived a short way up the Croydon
Road, they made inquiries. This was how
it came to pass that Matthew Bulbous was
nursed through his illness in his son's house;
though it puzzled him greatly to imagine
why James Bulbous should be keeping the
house on, his wife and child being dead,
and he himself having gone abroad o d after the
wife's death. -
When the doctor went away, Matthew
began to question his wife. All about the
accident she knew and_told him ; but when
he tried to approach the dread subject of the
baby, cautiously feeling his way, as fear-
ing what might have to be told him, Mrs.
Bulbous grew puzzled and distressed, for
she apprehended that he was againrelaps
ing into that delirium which had been so
terrible to witness.
Dear Matthew," she suddenly said,
" would you like to speak to Jem ?"
" Ay," he answered drawing a deep
°breath. " Is he here ? Very well ; send him
to me."
The interview would have to come sooner
or later, and he might as well get it
over. Matthew B+oulbous was not now
his old self—of rock -like strength
and inflexibility of character, but a
broken down man—broken down first by
misfortune and next by sickness. His sou
might be as stern as he liked with him ; he
was at his mercy -now.
James Bulbous, however, did not look
stern when he came to the bedside and took
his father's hand. " I am glad to see you
better, father."
" Well Jem ? "
The son regarded him a moment attentive-
ly, still holding the weak hand.
"Jem !" said Matthew Bulbous, gather-
ing all his strength, " if you will listen to
me—patiently and. forgivingly—while I con-
fess how 1 have wronged and injured you"
"Father, yon need not go into all that,"
said his son quietly.
"I must, Jem—I must! I have been a
fool. I have ruined myself, and disgraced
you all by my folly. Oh Jem, Jem!" he ex-
claimed with all his soul, "I wish it were
all undone, and that I had the chance again
of taking another course. I Won't say I
could approve your marriage to that—to
your wife; but it doesn't become any one to
be hard on what he thinks another's folly;
and I might, when she was dead, have had
more Christian feelings. It was all done
for sake of—Tem!" he exclaimed, gaining
sudden strength from the thought of Lord
Polonius, "upon my soul! I would rather
see you married this day to an -even worse
case than to that old villain's daughter."
This burst of feeling did him good. The
son waited for him to cool before he spoke
again. -
"Did you ever see my wife, father?"
"See her? Why, of;couxse--W ell, no; I
`can't say -I -did;. J.en+; but -let her be. - Joe
told me all about her. Never mind, now.
Tell' me'wliat has- happened—about the—
_the baby,'._' he s:iid,.shutting.his eyes. "You_
will never forgive me that, Jem. Oh ! I
have been so unnatural! \If I could only get
your full forgiveness, Jem--and have satis-
faction out of that wily old thief—I think I
could die in peace."
"I have something to tell you about him
presently, father. But about my wife and
And though our souls faint in the trying,
Our flight cannot fol'ow so high ;
And the s not from the mountain
To arse �erlthe gre ound bird's low cry.
The world has a gay guerdon ready
To hall the fleet foot in the race ;.
But on the`dull highway of duty,
Aloof from the pomp and the beauty,
The stir and the chance of the chase,
Are toilers, with step true and steady,
Pursuing -their wearisome pace.
False prowess and noisy insistence
May capture the garrulous throng
But the " average" father and brother,
The home -keeping sister and mother.
Grown gentle and patient and strong,
,3hall learn in the fast -nearing distance
Wherein life's awards have been wrong,
Then here's to the " average -people,"
The makers of home and its rest;
To them the world turns for a blessing
«When life its hard burdens is pressing.
For stay -at home hearts are the best.
Birds build if they will in the steeple,
But safer the eaves for a nest.
HARPER'S BATAn
A BOYCOTTED BABY.
CHAPTER V.—JE11'S WIFE AGAIN—HER
LAST APPEARANCE.
The agony of thin suspense was wearing
him out, and Matthew Bulbous felt, next
morning, as if another twenty-four hours of
it would drive him mad—unless, in self-pres-
ervation, he rushed off to the nearest police
station and gave himself up in anticipation
of the action of the law.
The house was intolerable, and he could
not bear the disgrace of being arrested in
the presence of all his clerks.. So he made
away from London by way of Victoria Sta-
tion, unconsciously leaving the train when
it stopped at Penge ; and giving up his tic-
ket at the gate, crossed the wooden bridge
over the line, which he remembered cross-
ing on the day of the funeral of his own
son's wife—Christmas Day. It seemed so
long ago now.
Matthew Bulbous walked slowly down,
the street of Penge, heedless of pelting
sleet and of the fact that he was without
an umbrella. His head was bent in ab-
straction ; but his feet unconciously,
were bringing him step by step to-
wards the house in Croydon Road where,
with most unchristian feeling, he had seen
the hearse waiting for the dead woman. If
it had to be done over again, he knew now
how he would do it. Condone that marriage
he could not, nor forgive his son for the act
of defiance. But he recognised the hand of
good -fortune which had first put an end to
the matrimonial scheme between Lord
Polonius and himself. Had he only recog-
nised it at the time, he would never have
suffered himself to fall into the Earl's hands
again. He would have left things as they
were. The baby would probably have died
in any cane, and he should be free of this
terrible burden which crushed him now.
Then he went on to speculate as to what
ewes probably at that very moment going on
at the inquest. From this he proceeded
further to speculate on the sentence he
should be likely to receive—the ruin and
shame he realized sufficiently well. It
would be imprisonment with hard labour ;
for a year, or two years ; or perhaps penal
servitude for a longer term. And then?
It was the coming to life again, rather than
the imprisonment, which he dreaded most ;
and it is very likely that it would have been
a -relief to him to be assured, as he walked
drenched and insensible to wet and cold
down the dull suburban street, that he
should be shut away from the world for ten
or twenty years. What would not ten or
twenty years wipe out ? He might reappear
in the world, at the end of that period, for-
gotten, and therefore less ashamed. But to
come back soon—while the thing was still
fresh in all men's minds—would, he knew,
be the worst part of his punishment—a
calamity that would be killing to a man of
his unresting energy, who could not still sit
and corrode in inactive obscurity.
At the bottom of the main street of Penge
village there is a police station, at a corner
where Croyden Road crosses at right angles.
Matthew Bulbous stepped quickly off
the pavement in front of the sta-
tion, stooping his head against the
driving and blinding sleet in order to
cross to the other side. He had gone but
three paces when a shout from the door of
the police station paralysed him, and heavy
feet leaped down the stone steps and follow-
ed him. As the policeman's grasp was on
his shoulder he turned his white face to his
captor -was struck in the head and chest -
with tremendous force, and flung bank sense-
less on the pavement.
For weeks after this occurrence, Mat-
thews Bulbous was knockedout of the world
more completely than he had been gloom-
ily anticipating just before it happened, and
by a much more summary process. The
world he was shot into proved to be a
strange and bewildering one, and held mas-"
terful grip of his raving fancies. It was a
kind of world manifest - enough, from his
hallucinations, to those about him ; but
much of it was wholly incomprehensible,
and almost all of it very dreadful.
How many times he was pilloried in the
dock for that crime of folly, it would be im-
possible to say. The wretched man was
being forever put on his trial, with not a
word of defence to utter. Mr. Clove sat by,
silent and powerless ; the loathsome Griffon,
smelling of gin, with vile moisture glisten-
ing on the bristles round her mouth, sup-
ported him on one side ; the doctor on the
other ; and now and again he caught sight
of the distressful, pitying faces of his wife
and daughter, and tried to avoid them. But
when he beheld - Lord Polonius on the
bench beside the judge, his rage was fear-
ful; they had to hold him down on the bed;
until, behind the justice -seat, appeared the
face against which he had no power to hold
up his head -nand then he always collapsed,
moaping and burying himself in the pil-
lows. How vividly he remembered her
warning on Christmas eve: " According
as youare kind and just to it, I will be
merciful to you !" He had murdered it, he
and those two vile confederates on each
side of him ; and•seeing the dead mother be-
e— hind, the_ udge,- - with her white ' face and.
dark eyes fixed upon hi he knew that he
had no mercy tohopefor.
When the - dreadful_ trial was -over, and
sentence passed, the worst punishment came
because, instead of the merciful seclusion of
the prison, he was condemned to undergo
Iris degradation before all the world. His
wife and daughter beheld him, linked to his
detested fellow -malefactors tha Griffon and
the doctor ; all the clerks from his office
came.daily during luncheon hour to stare
at him; businesa friends stood afar off, con-
templating his coindition with pity ; ragged
at -en jeered and hooted him and Lord
sus drove round dailyin a slashing
,ahem in: order-- to turnhis head away with
abhorrence. _
- sw Bulbous possessed an iron eon
could not -,,have survived : all
t. uld have killed an `ordin
eeer'ly twl'Ight, one
baby"--
" Jens, Jem, Jem—spare ' me ! If you
knew how I have suffered—how your wife
has haunted ene"-- -. -
" But you never seen her, father ;
how could she haunt yon ?"
" It wasn't - the real one ; but all the
same, Jem, she has haunted me—about that
baby.”
The perspiration was on his face ; there
was rears there:
" Poor father !" said James Bulbous, "you
have been under a terrible delusion. Before
I tell you what has happened,will you prem-
ise to nurse no ill -feeling against others on
account of it ?—to let bygones be bygones?"
Matthew reflected. This was a serious
proposition. But he was in a weak state of
mind and body propitious to virtuous im-
pulses, and after a while he answered :
" Very well, Jem ; I promise—always ex-
cepting Lord Polonius 1"
" We will leave out his lordship, then,"
said the young man, smiling. " And now,
father, I will tell you how it was.
James Bulbous related the story of his
wife and child. Matthew was simply stupe-
fied. The whole thing had been a malicious
scheme of Joseph Bulbous, intended to
punish his masterful brother, and humble
his pride by administering to him the big-
gest fright it was possible to give - him.
Joseph knew his man to the bone, as no
other living person knew him, and the auto-
cratic and self -sufficing brother had played
into his hands with stupendous blindness. It
was difficult to realize it.
" Joseph deceiv ed you, father. He de
ceived me also. Why father," said th
young man grave ly, " if you had only mad
inquiry of me even once—if you had only a
lowed me to speak that day you saw me at
my chambers—if you had not implicitly put
yourself in Joseph's hands as you did—all
this could not have happened."
" Then, your wife—your child "--Mat-
thew commenced, fearfully.
They were both alive and well. Joseph,
after leaving England —provided with the
money intended forJames Bulbous's contin-
ental Grip—addressed_a letter to his nephew
recounting the whole plot. At the same time
he despatched the telegram to his brother
as a parting shot. The unfortunate child'
belonged to some one else- for it was a plot j
between Joseph and the woman Griffon,
which paid the latter sufficiently well. The
infant would have died in any case, in the
course of nature—or business.
" So Joe is gone, then ?" said Matthew re-
gretfully. "I gave him four hundred pounds
for you.
" He is half -away to New Zealand now.—
I know, father," the young man added,
penitently, " I ought not to have been so
stiff-necked. I ought to have written to you
and explained. But my pride prompted me
to work and be independent. I am sorrier
now than I can tell you."
There was no deception here ; his son's
face was too honest. The Griffon and all the
rest of that horror passed away like a night-
mare—hideous, and as yet hardly compre-
hensible -and the relief was indeed deep
beyond fathoming. What a terribly realistic
actor Joseph had been through all the
horrible business 1 And what a terribly
retic fool Matthew had been himself !
But Joseph knew him to the bone. and the
conviction of _this fact covered Matthew with
humiliation, which it is to be hoped did him
good.
The fear of. ruin and disgrace was gone
now ; and what remained ? The wife and
baby ! These dread images were still in his
mind, and he had been doing his best for
the last few minutes to think of them with
grateful resignation But for all he could
do, while thanking Heaven with one half of
his heart that they were alive, the other
half sank with _the thought of them living
and his wife and daughter in the same house
with them. It was more than melancholy.
The woman might retorm ; he was doubtful,
very doubtful as to this—but the taint
would cling to her for life—and he recoiled
from the thought of her coming in con:act
with his own wife and daughter, whose
value to 'nim now was beyond all riches.
And then the baby !—such things, as though
in mockery of human vanity and pride, were
terribly tenacious of life, and, as Mrs. Grif-
fon had pointed out, endowed with marvel-
lous powers of endurance and survival.
Thelon did not understand the
grief which
he saw deepening in his father's face. Present-
ly he fancied he discovered its cause, and
aughed quietly.
"Don't laugh at me, Jem ; I'll bear it as
best I can ; but for the Lord's sake don't
laugh at me !"
There was a soft rustle at the door, and
James Bulbous made a sign to some person
there. -
"Father, my wife and baby," he said
gently.
Matthew shivered, and turned his pale
face round to see. "What is this ?" be cried,
starting up.
" My wife and child, father. Gertrude
has been nursing you, as well as mother and
Agnes."
As he spoke, he quietly slipped from the
room and left them together.
That pretty blushing face — how well Mat-
thew Bulbous knew it !=the face that had
been with him on Christmas eve, and had
-been haunting him since! Richly- in`Zieed
did the pleasant look - of Jem's wife this
morning—and of her bright=eyed baby -re-
pay him for what he had suffered. He drew
them both to his breast and held them there,
tenderly, thanking God for a mercy he had
,done so'little to deserve. ` - -
That was,: profoundly happy hour that
followed, with Jem's wi fe sitting on the bed-
side and Jem's baby climbipg over hint.- No
person interrupted them ; they were left
quite alone, and it is hardly too much to say
that under this new influence Matthew Bul-
bous
ulbous unconsciously floated into a life he had
never known before. -
He was soon back at Blackheath with his
family. The last stimulus to his recovery
came from the information that Lord
Polonius had gone into the City with his
money and had there come to ignominious
grief, finishing his financial career in the
Bankruptcy Court. Matthew Bulbous was
profoundly pleased ; but still, he could not
help a feeling of pity for Lady Jessalinda.
Herfather had been a blight upon her.
Should it ever come in Matthew's way to do
the poor lady a friendly turn in the way of
business, he will probably be tempted to do
it, provided it is absolutely certain that
Lord Polonius reaps no benefit thereby.
Matthew read with deep and peculiar
interest the report of the trial of Mrs Grif-
fon and her accomplice the -doctor, and the
painful revelations which were made. It
still made him turn cold to imagine what
might have been.
He has abandoned the idea of entering
Parliament, and is taking steps to sell Kirby -
St. George. To the general world he isstill
the same man he always has been ; but his
eyes have been opened to -one or two impor-
tant facts. He knows the value ot his do-
mestic ties now, and the pleasure of coming
home in the evening. After dinner, instead
of shutting himself up in his study, as he
used to do, he now sits by the drawing -room
fire with pretty Mrs. Jem (and the baby)
always near to frim. Agnes is to be married
to the curate very soon. Jem, who his been
called to the bar, works as hard as though
his living depended on its and his fathor
has privately assured the young roan's
mother that one day Jem will be Lord
Chancellor of England.
"Gertrude," said Matthew one night to.
his pretty daughter-in-law as thefact struck
him for theifirst time, for whom are you in away at once, or. let chicken hens raise the
mourning?" first pullets -•s ``moat unsatisfactory Tree
ind
innocent surprise— ceedin sed.
She looked up with inn urp g' .
nothavingthe least knowledge of the fraud
that had been played on Mr. Bulbous—and
replied : "For a little sister ot mine, who
died at Christmas."
" Ah -o€ course, my dear," he said with
a slight start. " Now I remember. That
illness has played the mischief with my
memory."
[THE END.]
A Hatching Chest for Girls.
In Germany they have a pretty fashion
when the stork comes down the chimney
and brings a -girl baby to make the house
g.ad, to begin on her first birthday to form
her trousseau. Her godmothergives the
big, handsomely carved hatching chest, and
in this goes gradually the bed linen, the
napery, and the silver that, as an industri-
ous fraulein, she is to carry into her new
home. The American mother is beginning
to seethe value of this custom, and the
hatching chest now makes its appearance
and is carefully filled. Grandmamma,
wisely enough begins a set of tablespoons,
and when the little girl is twelve years old,
she will have a dozen of them, each bearing
her initials. From an adoring aunt will
have come the teaspoons, from an uncle the
forks, and from mamma the handsomo nap-
ery. Now, these things cost a lot of money,
but as they are given so gradually on birth-
days, not one feels that they are any great
expense. After the twelth year come the
bed linen and some heavier pieces of silver
or fine ones of china.
Suppose she should never marry ? Oh,
hut she will keep a home for herself, and
in it she will want to have her own belong-
ings, or, if she should sink into the position
left vacant by mamma, and the contents of
the hatching chest should never be used,
don't you think it will be a pleasure to her
togive them to one for whose future there
has not been so much care taken ? American
women are not, as a general thing, accumu-
lative. Something is bought to -day, dis-
carded to -morrow, and forgotten at the end
of the year. She who keeps things always
has a stock from which she can be generous,
and it is pleasant, even after death, to live
in thesrnemory of one's friends, even if the
thought comes with the fragrant tea out of
the fat, silver teapot which has been yours,
or the delicate -handled, old-fashioned
spoons from which the preserves are eaten,
and to which you devoted so much thought
in designing. Don't you remember Mary
Washington leaving to her son George her
best feather bed? That showed a thought
for the future, and a looking after Ms com-
fort that are much to be commended. How-
ever, without thinking of what one will do
about willing things, start a hatching chest
for your small girl; and conclude that she
will use its contents in her own household.
Small Sweet Courtesies.
Life is so complex, its machinery so intri-
cate, that it is impossible that the wheels
should always move smoothly and without
friction. There is a continual straining of
every nerve to gain and keep a place in this
overcrowded, busy world. What wonder
if in the hurry and pushing the rights of
others were trampled or completely ignored/
when every individual is in such haste that
time fails for the " small, sweet courtesies
of life !"
But it is the little offices of friendship—
the encouraging smile, the appreciative
word, the thought for our preferences, the
avoidance of our prejudices—which make
life easier, and which lessen in a marvelous
degree all its worries and perplexities. For
nothing prevents friction so perfectly as the
exercise of what we sometimes disdainfully
call the minor virtues. As though one
should be endowed with truth, and yet lack-
ing prudence and delicate Insight and cir-
curnspection, wound with sharp needle
pricks the sensitive hearer. We do not
care to be constantlyreminded of our fail.
ings.
A gentlewoman never fails in the small,
sweet courtesies. _ Instinctively she respects
the feelings of others, and, having the
golden rule by heart, it is from her heart
that all lovely, los e -compelling graces flow.
"In her tongue is the law of kindness," and
she has the ready tact which takes advan-
tage of every opportunity to render the
lives of others happier.
"And every morning. with 'good -day,'
Makes each day good."
$er winning smiles and gentle ministra-
tions, -her soft voice and unfailing sympa-
thy, insure her always a ready welcome,
and, like the sun, she "finds the world
bright, because shemakes it so."
Minute Wonders of Nature.
Hunan hair varies in thickness from the
250th to the 600th part of an inch. The
fibre of the very coarses` wool" is only the
500th part of an inch in diameter while in
some species of the sheep it takes 1500 of
their hairs laid side by side to cover an inch
on the rule. The silk worm's web is only
the 5300th part of an inch in thickness, and -
some of the spiders spin a web -so minute
that it would take 60,000 of them to form a
rope an inch in diameter ! A pound's
weight of spider's web of this size would reach
arouid the avorld and then leave enough
to reach from New York to San Francisco.
A single grain of musk has been known to
perfume a room for twenty years. At the
lowest computation that grain of musk must
have been divided into 320,000,000,000-
000 particles, each ot them capable of affect-
ing
ffecting the olfactory organs. The human skin
is perforated by at least 1000 holes in the.
space of each square inch. For the sake of
argument, say there is exactly 1000 -of these
little drain ditches to each square inch of
akin surface. Now estimate the skin sur-
face of the average sized man at sixteen
square feet and we find that he has 2,304,-
000 pores.
Cultivation of Turkeys.
"A farmer's daughter" says : The first
turkey hells which show a- desire to sit
should be allowed to do so, as the fresher
the eggs the better the hatch. Let them
have only 10 to 12 eggs at the - start, the
remainder being given to some trustworthy
old Plymouth Rock matrons, which can
easily cover eight to ten turkey eggs apiece.
A:sufficient number of turkey hens should
be set-to go with the young: turkeys, as they
are so much finer and mere thrifty when
reared by their natural mothers. Some
persons put as many as 25 or 30 in one
brood, but my- experience teaches that a
larger per cent. are raised when the broods
are smaller. It is also a good plan to have
several turkey hens come off at once ; they
and their broods are no more trouble to care
for than one would be ; in fact, they are
much more tractable, it being the nature of
turkeys to go in companies. One alone is
always restless and illat ease, seldom con-
tent to remain long enough in one place to
give her little ones the requisite rest. Many
poultry keepers insist that each hen shall
produce two clutches of eggs before sittings-
but
itting;but this compels one to keep the first eggs
so long that they might as well be thrown
PRINCESS LOUISE.
How Her ,Royal Highness Ironed a Colored
Man's Shirt.
A lady who was living in Bermuda at the
time beard H. R. H. Princess Louise herself
tell the following story at the tea -table a
few hours after the incident that it relates
to occurred:
The princess had been out sketching and
had a tin cup in which she wished to get
some water to wet her brushes. Seeing an
old colored woman standing near a window
ironing she went into the house, and asked
tor some water. There was none in the
house, and in order to get it she would have
to go quite a distance to the spring, so she
said :
" Lor' sake, chile, I ain't - got no time to
go for de water. I've got ter git dis yere
shirt ironed so as my ole man kin go to see
the 'cession to-morrer."
There was to be a procession in honor
of the princess.
" If you will get me the water I will iron
the shirt," said the princess.
" All right, honey, I'll fetch it in a min-
ute."
While she went for the water the prin-
cess ironed the shirt and when she was about
to go she said :
" Aunty, are you not going to see the pro-
cession ? Don't you want to see the prin-
cess.
" Lor', chile, jest look at dat heap of cloes
dat is got ter be washed. 'Sides, dey say
she ain't only ordinary lookin', jes' like our-
selves."
The princess then told her who she was.
" Bress de Lord, honey, an' you is ironed
my ole man's shirt. : e shant neber wear
dat shirt agin."
The princess, in telling the story at the
supper table, said that her mother had all
of her daughters taught how to cook and
how to iron, and she remembered her say-
ing once when she (the princess) demurred
about ironing : " You don't know but you
may have to iron your husband's shirts
sometime, and you must know how to do
it ;" then she added, " I am sure I ironed
the shirt well."
After supper the princess was sitting on
the veranda with other ladies when she saw
some very fine roses that one of the ladies
was gathering, She spoke to a little 5 -year-
old girl who was near her :
" Teresa, won't you please ask your
mother if she will give me one of those
roses ?"
The little girl looked at her a moment,
and then said : " You mean my mamma,
don't you ?"
' Well, yes, if that is what you call Tier;
but I always call my mother mother."
" That's 'cause you are a big lady and not
a little girl."
" I always called her mother when I was
a little girl. Do you know who my inother
is ?"
"No."
" She is the Queen of England."
`" What a fib," said the child, which
caused a laugh in which the princess heartily
joined.
- - T heFirst Umbrella in England.
Jonas Hanway was the son of a store-
keeper in the dockyard at Portsmouth, and
on the death of his parents was bound ap-
prentice to a merchant in Lisbon. When
the terra of his indentures had expired, he
went to St. Petersburgh, where he became
partner in a good house of business, and be-
ing desirous of opening up a trade with
Persia, and also of penetrating into that
land of mystery, journeyed thither, meeting
with strange and wild adventures and en-
during many hardships. But he picked up
much information, which, on his return to
England, he published ; and he brought back
with him rich experiences, a fair compet-
ence, and—an umbrella ! Picture Jonas
Hanway, with his plain honest face and his
suit of broadcloth, walking through the
streets of London, the first man who ever
used an umbrella! People stood and star-
ed, boys jeered and hooted, and some
thought him orad, while others only laughed
at him as being eccentric. But Jonas had a
purpose ; he found the umbrella useful in
wet weather to shield him from the rain,
and in summer to keep off the sen, and at
other times to serve him as a stick, and
wherever he went he persistently carried
this curiosity, until people got accustomed
to see it. After a time, on wet days, Jonas
was not the only man to use it ; one after
another took to the " ridiculous " umbrella
until at last a new trade was originated,and
to -day it is the source of a livelihood to
thousands.
Gigantic Extinct Birds.
Those who haveread the story of Sinbad
the Sailor, and who has not ? will be inter-
ested to know that there is some foundation
for the supposed -to -be fabulous stories he
told of the roc and its monster eggs. Orni-
thologists have figured that it was a monster
specimen of the Epinoris family of birds,
which are known to have formerly lived in
Madagascar. The prize -takers among the
Epinoris stood (according to skeletons which
have been found in guano beds) a fraction
of twelve feet high, and laid eggs, specimens
ot which are now in existence, which were
as large as a two gallon jug and had a hold-
ing capacity as great as 148 good sized hen's
eggs ! The giant moa, which did not become
extinct until after Captain Cook's visit to
New Zealand, was larger in point of weight
and bulk at least than Sinbad's roc. The
moa was hut nine feet high, but he weighed
over a thousand pounds. It was so clumsy
that Cook's sailors had no difficulty in kill-
ing several of them with the hand spikes
which were used about the ship. The great
auk, another species of bird now extinct,
was nut so remarkable for its size as for the
famous sum of money now asked and given
for specimens of its eggs. In the year 1889
an egg of the great auk sold in London for
£225.
The Sweetest Things of Earth.
'What are the sweetest things of earth!
Lips that can praise a rival's worth;
A fragrant rose that hides no thorn;
Riches of gold untouched by scorn.
A happy little child asleep'
Eyes that can smile though they, may weep.
A brother's cheer, a father's praise;
The minstrelsy of summer days.
A heart where anger never burns ;
A gift -heat looks for no returns.
Wrong's "overthrow : pain's swift release ;
Darkfootsteps guided into peace.
The light of love in lover's eyes;
Age -that is young as well as wise, -
A mother's kiss. a baby's mirth—
TheQe are the sweetest things of earth.
Paper Oovered Ballets.
In consequence of the enormous initial
velocity of the bullet in the new Mannlich-
er rifle and the resulting friction and wear
on the barrrel, it has become necessary to
devise some method preventing both of
these evils. The manager of the Government
laboratory at Thun, Switzerland, has con-
sequently devised a method of enclosing the
leaden -bulletin a thin metallic covering,
while "over this'; he places a wrapper of
specially =prepared oleaginous paper, which
reduces the ¢ear of the :rifle barrel to a
minimum, without.h interfering with the
r
ACROSS TET.
Something About the Latest Yl edition
Into the Land of the Lams`.
Capt. Bower of the Seventeenth Bengal
Cavalry, and Dr. Thorold reached Shanghai
on April 1, having journeyed from Cashmere
through Thibet to the Chinese -e ovince of
Szechuen, an exploit without a ?simnel by
Europeans. The greater part of the jour-
ney was made at an elevation of 15,000 feet
above the level of the sea, and for a fort-
night the road was 17,000 feet above the
level. The party, which consisted of Capt.
Bower, Dr. Thorold, and nine East Indians,
spent just a year on the journey, eight
months of which were passed in the elevated
country thatis seldom visited by Europeans.
A part of their route was traversed by the
explorer Rockell and by Prince Henri of
Orleans and M. Bonvalot, but no prev-
ious explorers had the same opportunities
for observation or penetrated so far among
the high plateaus that are exceeded in ele-
vation only by the Pamirs, so aptly called
the roof of the world.
The party started from the northwest
corner of Cashmere in April, 1891. They
were well supplied with horses and luggage.
They made a diagonal course _straight across
Thibet and entered China near Tu-chien-tu,
in the southwest extremity of the province
of Szechuen. Ten months were consumed
m this journey, which was made in the
face of many hardships and considerable
danger.
The cold was intense on the high pla-
teaus 15,000 feet above the sea level over
which they travelled for five months. Much
suffering from cold was experienced at the
outside because, to avoid the guards placed
by the Dalai Lama on the frontier of Thibet,
they were forced to go far to the north and
cross the uninhabited table lands. For
days and weeks they travelled over these
elevated plains. The only traces of any
previous travellers were an occasional pile
of three stones, placed like an equilateral
triangle, which marked the camping ground
of a party of nomads. The only vegetation
was a low -ling heather. There was noth-
ing to make a fire of except the dung of
wild horses. The plains were alive with
game, however—wild horses, antelope,
gazelle, and yuks—and the leaders of t}le
party had good sport. The cold told severe-
ly upon the Indians and the horses, the
party losing about thirty of the latter.
In the middle of these great plains they
had a narrow escape from a party of no-
mads, who threatened to put them out of
the country. The fellows were not strong
enough to make an attack, but they hinted
at reinforcements near by, so Capt. Bower
saddled up at dead of night and soon put a
good distance between himself and the
blackmailing bandits.
Near the sacred city of Shassa they were
stopped by a large party of Thibetans, who
apparently thought they had some intention
of defiling the sanctuary of the great
Lama. They explained that they had no -
designs on Shassa and. asked to be allowed
to proceed, but they were kept waiting
while a party went to the capital, eight
days' journey and return, and secured the
necessary permission.
The Captain and his companion have
brought back 200 specimens of butterflies
and flowers gathered on the elevated plains,
and many specimens of animal life. When
the story of their expedition is written it
will add materially to the world's knowledge
of the interior of Thibet.
Torture of a Chinese BebeL
A despatch from Shanghai describes the
execution of one of the chiefs of the recent
rebellion in Mongolia, Theman was brought
in chains to Tientsin, and after being ex-
amined for several hours by the Viceroy,
Li Hung -Chang, was executed by the "slow
process," ling chi -slicing to death (literally,
cutting into ten thousand pieces). The
wretch was fastened to a wooden cross, and
the executioner proceeded to cut slices from
him here and there, beginning with the
end of the nose, then cutting off pieces of
the arms and breast and legs, but carefully
avoiding a vital part.
It is usual in the case of this punishment
for the friends of the condemned to bribe
the executioner to give the victim a fatal
stab at an early stage in the proceed-
ings, but it happened that the rebel had no
money and no friends in that vicinity, and,
besides, the executioner was carefully
watched by the officials, who saw to it that
he should show no mercy, even if he was
so inclined. So the torture went slowly on
for an hour and a half, until the wretched
victim presented a most hideous spectacle,
being denuded of the greater part of the
outer flesh, and yet still alive.
At last the officer in charge ordered the
executioner to strike off the criminal's head.
The latter was evidently conscious, for he
heard the order and bent his head to re-
ceive the blow. Throughout the whole
scene the victim never uttered a groan or an
appeal for mercy, though his compressed
lips showed fiat it was not without effort
that he maintained his apparent - stolidity.
Several foreigners who were present at the
scene say that it was the most cruel
Chinese execution they ever witnessed.
Queer Facts About Colors.
A dog belonging to Hercules Tyrius was
one day walking along the sea shore, when
he found and ate a murex, a species of shell-
fish. Returning to his master, the latter
noticed that the dog's lips were tinged with
color, and in this inanner Tyrian purple
was discovered. T1 e color was used in the
robes of emperors and nobles, and the ex-
pression "born of the purple" meant that
the person was of high birth. It is strange
to think that the favorite color of royalty
can be traced to the curiosity or hunger of
the dog of Tyre.
In the seventh century the favorite color
of the Scotch Convenanters was blue, and
blue and orange or yellow became the Whig
colors after the revolution of 1688. Green
is the color of the Irish Roman Catholics,
while opposed to it is the orange of the
Orangemen or Protestants of the north of
Ireland.
Ecclesiastical colors include all the primary
colors and black and white, which are used
at various church offices. The Cardinale
of the Roman Church have adopted scarlet
as their color, which was originally red.
In ancient Rome the occupation and rank
of many people were made known by the
colors of the garments which they wore.
Black is in common use among us for mourn-
ing, but the Chinese wear white, the Turks
wear violet, and in Ethiopia brown is the
proper hue. White was originally the
mourning color in some European countries,
but black is generally accepted now. Dif-
ferent colors have frequently been adopted
by opposing parties, and the colors of vari-
ous nations are incorporated in their flags,
for instance, the "red, white end blue" of
the United States.
The silk petticoat for full dress shed be
cut with the bias seam in the back, lie the
dress and trimmed
with one deep
finance,
with 3iarrow Hiissien lace on ell bv.2 edge
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wrong side out an.'
front and the sides,
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*a term of school, an
ly ready lot the rag
package or two of
after ripping and w -
brown. Of course
trimming, so I got
small striped goods
I
wit a strip severa
skirt to make it I
shrunk in dyeing.
sleeves was of the s
front from the nn
about two inches of
and extending fro
the darts. The r
in with pleats of
adding a collar an
tenial, i had a dres-
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little trouble and e .
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of fashion plates, d
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transformed into o•
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girl should learn e •
to make her own
mon everyday dre'-
as mach more to s
costs to get them
used, if washed a
carefully .pressed.
on the wrong side
ducking or crinol'
h'ng smooth and s
new waist lining.
than if old is used..
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ly and prettily m-•
sive material all bo
material will pay
be made over sever
the Housekeeper.
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to the many g -
gowns now shown
er suit of jacket,
skirt promises to
for the coming
materials, from pia
white duck and
general utility this
celled. The new
ly different from t
upon the cut
jacket the esti,
depends. The ne
ladies are made w
Eton jacket and ell
back. Still anotb:
belted blouse, ada.
by open fronts whi.
beneath. A more
has the jacket be
and flowint loosely
are finished with s
out a notch.
While plain blu:
material for outing
introduced in a va
brown, white, brig
are also soft cloths
and twilled weave
who object to the
fish serge.
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pecially popular fo
as easily Laundries),
ham gown and can
ness repeatedly.
simple bell skirt
pointed at the top
side and is worn ov
batiste. A jacket
ing f rontsand belts
the suit. This s
without the batiste
shops. The batis
These Butts are es.
batiste, sprigged ••
black or color, or s
stripes. They are
waists in red, nay'
seeded with fine
batiste waists are
white duck. For
and worsted outin
changeable silk, eit
seeded with whit:
white and the co
hair lines in flower
for shirt waists.
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suspender suit ma.
and bell skirt, a
guipure of bright
for serviceable
generally made o
skirt is finished wi
the bias seam at
around the "flips at
to seven little gor:
and two or three, -
either side. This -
without the silk
-guimpe costs from
are a few suits in t
ing girls, made
teaching about mid
The blazer suit,
girls from ten to -si
the one worn by
skirt is simply fini
where the belt sho,
completely concea
waist of white la
The blouse is made
deep square collar .
embroidery, and a
of the front trim,.
embroidery. A
high sleeves, sma
and 'flowing in fr
when an extra wra,
Children's comb
simple styles which
A little more embr.
season. 'Very freq
dress material, abo
ishes the neck of bl
vet -sashes of ribbo •
are used on small
they often begin o
to the waist line,
in front and pass a
thew are tied in a
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striped is very pro
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