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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe East Huron Gazette, 1892-04-28, Page 7reins Se toe lad and the house. It was a w, coning back from he hal died within Geering Water.— Engliata IlIustrated O: His Grave. clerk of the townshil a reliable and truth, tory, which can be al of Imo ueightors, Long.'s cis and Phil - the Longford farm 's there is a small months ago an un- -en in the daytime crying at night in v ard. about three as ascertained that Robert Cooper. Or sling the graveyard ani rip to him and ober had been un• got r-uch worse the bor, a week. Hu io thio graveyard eel/ nen-ly all the e nights hideous by t has been taken s to the grave as people around there ition, being Ievel- ists, but they are he dog visited the there howling be- e Difference. ou any differently oted ?" asked iii ou, I suppose ?" t the most notice - you ask them to used to ; but that Ce." ugh now when I seem interested ings my children lona shake of his hear of -that," he ked the other in foreign missions. of diplomats. 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Ity-five pe; 'hey've got WHAt HE RE1i1E1[BE IS. �toreSt: Incidents in the Life of a j peer in the H. B. Oo's Service. Indian's Terrible Uexenge—i Woman Alt prays For a Looking -glass in Exchange for Der Child. Going up in the train to Coldstream, re- cently, I sat in the seat behind a very old man who was watching the scenery, as the carriage dew along, with evident enjoyment. There being very few other people in • he car, we soon got into conversation, that is to say my fellow traveller did, for I sat the whole time in delight and listened to him speak about old adventures and early days Canada. We had not been speaking above a couple of minutes when I found out that be was a pioneer of pioneers, and that, though physically old and feeble, his mental capabilities were as BRIGHT AND ACTIVE as ever. So I sat still and let him go ahead, switching him off occasionally by a judi- cious word or two into the subjects I more particularly wished him to speak of. It would be impossible to crowd into such a abort sketch, as this is intended to be, half of what my companion said, nor could I, however much I tried, give an idea of the manner in which each anecdote fell from his lips, nor of the animated gestures and powerful word pictures with which he gar- nished his remarks. " I was a raw Scotch lad in the m days, he said, " when we broke up home in Wick Ind I tumbled off to Lon Ion with the old man, who was going to see me safe aboard the Hudson Bay company's ship Prince of Wales. I was apprenticed for the usual years, and on the 2nd number of h of March, 1851, we sailed away, down past the docks, out into the Channel, and off to sea, I won't Teak of the voyage now, beyond saying Chet, as in all the H. B. Co.'s ships at that time, the apprentices were treated with the greatest kindness, and the vessels belong- ing to the corporation were always splen- didly manned, on account of their reputa- tion. Our chief officer was the father-in-law of Senator Macdonald, and our captain one of the best known skippers sailing out of Eng- land. We arrived in Hudson's Straits in the latter end of the year, and sailed up them before entering the Bay, staying at several small native trading posts ono the way. At one of these, as our ship sailed up, through the SMOOTH ICE-COLD WATER, I happened to be busy in the lee chains, and when we swung round on our anchor chains a long skin canoe hauled in right alongside me, and hooked on to the chains on which Ti was standing. In the bow of the canoe was a young woman, with a child in her awns, and, as they got underneath me. 1 palled out from my pocket a small, crack- ed piece of lookingglase that I had bought for a penny before I left Wick, and held it right ever her face. She looked into it, screamed with delight, and then offered me her baby for the precious treasure. She cried and screamed alternately until I gave her the glass, and when she handed me the child in return I put it back in her arms and waved her away. She could not believe that she was to have possession of both for several minutes, and when our interpreter explained it to her she passed up, out of the boat, four ivory tusks, which I took, and Ifterwards sold in Montreal for six hundred dollars. So out of my penny investment I made thirty thousand per cent. That would have satisfied Jay Gould, wouldn't it?" asked the old man, as he plunged into his second tale. " When the 6Prince of Wales t eached the upper waters of Hudson's Bay, I was told by the old hands aboard, who had been in those parts before, that they would show me some, WONDERFI-L ESQUIMAt x SHOOTING before we got up much further. They then proceeded to attach to some fine string some big ship's biscuits, and tied them, with about hang of three feet, to the extremity of every yard of the vessel. When we reached James Bay, which was our next point of call, the water was rather rough, and, as we let go the anchor, the old Prince was shaking and tumbling about not a little. This, however, did not deter the natives from crowding ►round us in their skin boats, and a shout went 'up as they recognized the biscuits, for they knew what they meant. And in a minute a man fantastically clothed got up to the bow of the largest canoe with a bow and arrow in his hands, and, as he was steered round the ship, fired upwards. Out of six shots he cut four strings, clean in two, and caught in his hands three out of the four biscuits. I have never since seen or heard of such accurate shooting, even when men were armed with the latest invented rifles. "When I left the ' Prince of Wales,' and after a series of adventures, reached the Fraser River, still in the service of the 13 B. Co., I was sent up to posts on the river, and for some time was engaged in salting and pickling salmon. When the fish were brought up from the river we used to pre- pare the salt in the barrels and stand. them outside round about the fort. One day, late in the season, we had about ten barrels out- side, full of the clear, strong pickle, all ready for their fish, when about twenty ugly -looking Indians came down to the fort, with weapons reversed and all signs of ab- iect submission on their faces. Mr. James Murray Yale happened to be in the fort at the time, and it was soon ascertained that they were all suffering from the worst sort of ophthalmia, their eyes being distended and bloodshot and in a very bad condition. The tribes about us, whose members were our fishermen, were hostile to those who had come down, and some of the local chiefs determined, as they dared not fight at the fort, to wreak their vengeance upon them in some other manner. Accordingly, three of their women, prompted by the chiefs, approached the afflicted warriors and told them that some medicine had been just made for bad eyes, but it was to be distributed among the river Indians, and that none would be given -them because they were hostile. ".However," they went on, " if you are quick and will go to -night when the white men are asleep and dip your heads in those barrels for two =mutes your Byes will be bright and good once more." That same evening everybody in'the fort was aroused by aterrible screaming and yelling, and rushing out, headed by Mr. Yale, we found the 20- visitors in a terrible :ondition, their . eyes and faces saturated with the strongest brine pickle ever made.. They were at once ordered to plunge in the :aver, and for several hours behaved like madmen. Our t,octor succeeded in allaying the torture of several of them, but it was loon ascertained that eight were blinded for tife. Three years later, sometime after our Jost had been removed from that point, I heard incidentally that the Indians who tad practiced the Joke bad been wiped out exieteeee by the tribe to which the blind- ed me, :Tong 4. So that justice sometimes gets evened up among the medians aawell as n>thite men."—Victoria (13. C.) Colonist. vrarsn *tearh requiree a cool head. QUEER THING -ABOUT BANKS. They Give the Depositor Very Slight Evi- dence of Their Debt to C ipt, " Did you ever give any particular thought to how insignificant and informal is the evidence of debt which a bank gives its regular depositors in return for the large sums of money the depositors leave with them ?" asked the head of a big mercantile house, as he glanced at the entry just made in the firm's bank book, which a clerk had returned with. " For the $3,073 in gold and currency, to say nothing of the $5,263.20 in drafts and silver, which we left with the bank just now, all we got in return were the six figures and the date ; no promise to pay— not even an I. 0.1.1e from the bank Where in any other department or any other cir- cumstances of mercantile life can one find this equalled? " Positively nowhere else ! In many re- spects I consider this feature cne of the seven wonders known of in connection with no other period of the world, so far as I know. Some day we will hear of a gigantic fraud of some sort or other as the result of the present deposit book system. Already many small ones have happened, but have been hushed up by the banks. " It is a generally accepted fact in bank- ing and mercantile circles that this is the one weakest spot in the business doing of to -day. " Think of it a minute ; no contract—not the touch of the pen or a line of printed matter acknowledging obligation on the part of the banks in return for the millions of money daily received by them from depositors q toil . It is P certainly a remarkable thing and one wbich should be changed— but how ?" ASLEEP FOR NINE YEARS. A Young Woman Who Dosed Off In 1$83 Still Sleeping. A remarkable case of suspended anima- tion, of scientific interest, is referred to in an issue of the English Mechanic, The sleeper is a young woman named Marguerite Boyen- val, of the village of Thenelles, in France, who fell into a cataleptic condition on May 29, 1883, since which day she has never shown the slightest sign of returning con- sciousness. When the actual nature of this profound sleep was realized by her medical attendants from the non-success which at- tended all efforts to awaken the young wo- man, attention was given to sustaining life. As the jaws were rigidly,fixed, it was found to be impossible to introduce food into the stomach, and injections of nourishment were resorted to. During these nine years she has been free from all cares of life,- without thought or motion, consequently there has been no ap- parent waste of muscular or nervous tissue. The hand of tine seems to have spared this unconscious sleeper, no change has taken place in her countenance, she appears no older to -day than when she tell asleep nine years ago at the age of twenty-five. During this time the growth of hair and nails has completely ceased ; the joints have become quite stiff through disuse, to such an extent that the arms, if raised, will remain in that position for an indefinite period, The eyes are turned upward, so that the pupils are entirely out of sight on opening the eyelids. The lips, when moved apart, seem to lack the elasticity necessary to re- turn spontaneously to their original position. About Animals. Spiders are seven times stronger in pro- portion than lions. The pig has forty-four teeth, the dog has forty-two, and mankind only thirty-two. A cocoon of a well-fed silkworm will often yield a thread 1,00) yards long, and one has been produced which contained 1,295 yards. A cat the other day killed a big alligator in Florida by jumping on its neck and biting through the tender hide until it reached a vital spot. It is known that the hoofs of horses were protected by boots of leather at a very early period in the world's history—at a time which at least antedates Pliny and Aristotle, both of whom make mention of the fact. Snail's eggs absorb moisture. The most singular thing about them, however, is their marvelous vitality. They may be is in a furnace and thus reduced to powder, yet on the application of moisture they swell and regain their vitality, batching out as freely and successfully as if they had been let alone. It is the present expectation that -every species of fish and other aquatic animals large enough -to be seen, which is native to inland water and to the Atlantic and the Pacific oceans, except, perhaps, a live whale, will be exhibited in the fisheries depart- ment of the Exposition. A few years ago the owners of a river -side farm in southern Indiana published a report which seemed to prove that for a few weeks at least, birds of certain species are apt to hibernate, like bats and squirrels. A num- ber of laborers had been clearing a patch of wood at the river shore, and came across several martins or chimney swallows that had taken refuge in a hollow sycamore tree and appeared numb or half dead with cold, but on being brought to a warm room reviv- ed and fluttered about the windows as if nothing had happened. A GROUP OF DON'TS. How tevoid Incorrect Forms of Expres- sion and Colloquialisms. Do not say " He speaks bad grammer." but " He uses poor English." Not " I am real ill, "_ but " I'm really ill." Not " I feel bad," but "I feel badly."' Not " Hadn't ought, but " Shouldn't have." Do not begin all remarks with an exclam- ation such as " Well !" " Say !" " Oh !" Do not say " Pm not going, I don't be- lieve," but "I'm not going, I believe." Not a "free pass," but a " pass ;" not "new beginners," but " beginners ; " not "elevated up," but "elevated." Not "I am through dinner," but " I have finished dinner. Not " It is.. too salty," but "It is too salt." Not "It is tasty, but ," It is tasteful." Not " Light complected," but Light complexioned." Not " He don't come to see me," but "He doesn't come to see me." Not " Who are you going with ?" but " Whom are you going with ?" Not incorrectly " She wrote to Nell and I," when you say correctly, "She wrote to me."—jCity and Country. Often the Case. Ted—"I feel dreadfully mean, old boy." Ned—"So ?" Ted—"Yes, Dear Mies Oldgirl gave me the handsomest present I ever received and I -sent her only a pair of gloves." SAVED BY A MATCH, On the north side of Manitoulin. Island is situated a small village known as " Little Current," which takes its name from a nar- row channel of water lying directly before it and separating it from one of the many small islands that lie between Manitoulin and the, north shore of Lake Huron. As I was standing here one day gazing at the dark waters of the channelwhirlingand eddying in ceaseless agitation as if some troubled spirit concealed beneath vainly sought surcease from sorrow, I was accosted by a tall, bronzed and weather-beaten stranger, who, judging from his long boats, blue mackinaw and red sash, I concluded to be a "shanty -boy ;" nor was I wrong in this conjecture. In the course of the con- versation which ensued he spoke at some length concerning the singularity of this current, and told me that the waters were never at rest. Sometimes they would flow for several days in one direction ; then they would turn and flow as steadily in the other. So to and fro, year in and year out, their action never ceased. Even in the depth of winter during the hardest freezing weather the channel had never been know to remain frozen over for more than a few hours, or at most, a day at a time, although at this point it is scarce- ly more than a furlong in width. "I know the place pretty well," said he. "In fact, there was something happened to me once over on that island, --Goat Island it is called—that has caused the whole scene to be impressed upon my mind in a way that I am not likely soon to forget.. I nearly lost my life on that spot, and if you like I'll tell -youexpressed a y how it was."I at once expr s d de- sire to hear his story, which he thereupon narrated something after the following man- ner :— Away beyond that line of blue hills you see ycnder, about 40 miles from here, lies a dense pinery, where some 5 years ago I was working in a lumber -camp. The wiuter set in early that season, and a very cold winter it was. We had two feet of snow by the 1st of December with a steady spell of sharp, freezing weather. Now• my -parents live on Manitoulin here, not more than a mile from where we stand, and the day before Christ- mas I made up my mind to come home and spend the day with them ; for I always make it a point to come home at Christmas, although I may be away all the rest of the year. Some way or another I don't think it would be Christmas to me if I was away, on that day. At any rate they always expect nie there when the time comes around, and I always manage to be there. They say we shanty -boys are a pretty rough lot, but I guess the worst of us don't forget home and mother at such times. Between here and where our cam was located there was and is yet nothing but a howling wilderness, and no re- gular road to travel by. Consequent- ly I was obliged to hire an Indian guide who could take me by the most direct route and make sure of reaching my destination. The day before Ohristinas then we set off on our tramp, expecting to reach Goat Island here about night -fall. You see between this island and the North Shore lie a great many islands. The channels which separate these are generally frozen over in the winter time, so that there is no trouble in crossing from one to another. But a person can never be sure about the " Current" here, for though when the weather is calm and cold for some considerable time it may freeze over solid enough to carry a man across, yet as soon as the wind rises, the open water outside is put into commotion, the current rushes through here with great violence, and in a little while the ice is broken up into smither- eens. However, on this occasion as there had been an exceptionally long spell of calm freezing weather, eve expected to cross in safety. But even if the passage should prove to be open, we knew that by signalling a cross to the village we could get a boat to come off and take us over, as there is one kept here for that purpose. Well it was a long trudge, and to make matters worse I had not been used to tramp- ing for some time previous. In addition to this the walking was heavy, for the snow was loose and fluffy causing our snow -shoes to sink down considerably at every step. Then too there were plenty of hills and rocky ways to climb up and down, so that before two-thirds of the journey was com- pleted I was pretty well tuckered out. But Joe—that was my guide's name—was used to long marches, in fact he had done scarce- ly anything else all his life, so that this was mere child's play to hien and he showed no signs of flagging. I resolved not to be out- done by an Indian, for I knew he would brag about it afterwards. Therefore I tried to treat the matter as unconcernedly as pos sible, as it it had been the most enjoyable ex- ercise imaginable. When we had completed about half the journey we stopped to partake of a lunch with which we had provided ourselves ; and when we set off again Joe lit his short black pipe, remarking as he threw the burnt match away that it was the last one he I ad, but, that he would purchase more when he reached the " Current". He thought little of the incident - at the time, but found rea- son to remember it afterwards. p The trip was a very monotonous one. Everything was still as the grave excepting that every now and then the sharp "click" of the trees told that Jack Frost was busy. We didn't see a single living creature, not even a chickadee, to bear us company on the way. Unfortunately, too, before we reached the coast -line where we were to take the ice and cross from island to island un til we reach- ed this last one, we lost our way, and before we got right again we wandered some dis- tance in the wrong direction, and of course wasted considerable tirre besides. 1 had now become so tired that I was scarcely able to drag one foot after the other and frequently was floundering in the snow by catching my awkward shoes on obstacles that otherwise I might have avoided. To be brief, it was night -fall before we reached the shore, - and to add to our disappoint- ment we had not come out at the right place ant so found ourselves still some ten miles from Goat Island. The walking was very good over the ice, however, and Tee were enabled to dispense wit tur snow- shoes, which was some consolation. By this time a northwest wind had risen and was blowing with considerable force. The sky had become over -cast with clouds which were flying along in a wild sort of chase, and among which the moon soon be- came so bewildered that she was unable to give much light. Still the worst of our journeyseemed a erred over, although I had become so fagged out that, humilating as it was, I was obliged to hang on to Joe's arm for support, much I think to his satisfaction, for he was very proud of his powers of en- durance. Hous I ever managed to struggle on as far as Goat Island I do not know, and it would be tedious to tell if I did, but we got there at last about 10 o'clock. The wind had now increased in violence and was blowing a regular gale. It was so keen that it seemed to pierce the very bones like darts of ice. - We hastened across the bleak island to the crossing -place and found what latterly we had too good reason to expect. The ice was gone. In its place the water was dashing upon the shore in foam -crested waves and roaring like a mill -dam. We were t ho l i te. I was so overcome with e.01d and exhaustion that with this fresh disappointment I sank down powerless on the lee side of that little claml of cedars you see jus'. to the right of that big rock, every spark of ambition gone. A11 1. cared for now was rest and elev. Joe knew ;,he danger of allowing mei to remain in this condition and tried to rouse me one of it. But I only begged him to let me alone and turned a deaf ear alike to his warnings and entreaties. I no longer felt the cold. I was comfortable now, entirely satisfied, and - asked for nothing more. In fact I was fast sinking into that sleep which often passes into the eternal sort. My companion see- ing that his efforts were unavailing to pre- vent tor any length of time my dozing off into the fatal slumber now tried to rouse the villagers by shouting with all his might across the narrow channel that had proven so treacherous in our hour of need. He could see lights still shining in the windows of those who had not yetretired forthenight. and he pictured to himself how comfortably they were situated around tleir firesides while we were being frozen outside not more than a quarter of a mile away. Again and again he shouted with all the energy of de- spair, but the roar of wind and waters drowned his voice and his efforts were in vain. The louder he called the louder the noise of the elements seemed to mock hien. The hour was late and unless some straggler happened to be on the street at the time it was very doubtful if all his shouting, even if it could cover the distance, would attract any attention. Then he bethought him of building a fire. But, as you can plainly see, the island is almost totally bare of timber, the only thing that at all resembles wood being those low cedar shrubs which you notice growing here and there in small clumps. Fortunately, however, Joe remem- bered that a small shelter had been built not more than ten rods from where we then were for the a,commodation of a few sheep that had pastured on the island during the autumn. The boards of this sheep -pen were all of pitch -pine and when once set on fire would make a great conflagration. Joe soon had them wrenched from their fastenings and piled in a heap. Then with his long clasp -knife he quickly prepared an abund- ance of fine shavings, and when everything was ready put his hand into his pocket for a match. It was not until that moment that the fact flashed upon his mind of his having used the last match to light his pipe. Could he have possiblyoverlooked one some- where in a corner of his pocket ? He made a thorough search but found nothing except- ing the broken end of one, and that the wiong end. Then he searched my pockets, —I was lying all the while like a log en- tirely unconscious of what was happening around me,— but I had never been a smoker and had no oc.lasion to carry matches, so he found none on me. Then he hunted his own pockets again in a persistent sort of way, as you know a person will do even after he has lost all hope of finding what he is looking for. The future looked dark. Onethingseem- ed certain, that if help did not come soon I would be past all help, for I was by this time completely overpowered by the stupor that had stolen over my senses. As for himself, being inured to all scrts of hard- ships, he could possibly have weathered the night out, but he could not bear the idea of seeing a fellow -being perish before his eyes. Now in the midst of his despair, as he still listlessly rummaged in his vest -pockets in an aimless sort of way, the fore -finger of his right hand found its way through a hole in the upper edge of his pocket. This was the entrance to a larger pocket, or rather the space between the lining and the cloth of his vest. Now right down in the very corner of the lining his finger encountered something that caused him to give a great start of surprise. For there where it had lain safely concealed for a long time, no doubt, was nothing more nor less than the piece of a match. But it was only one match, or rather only the piece of one match, and life or death depended upon the success or failure of igniting it. Joe, however, was a cool-headed fellow with plenty of nerve. He redoubled his care with the shavings, made them so fine and light that a spark would almost set chem off. Coarser kind- lings were placed around these ; every stick was put into its proper place, and all being ready he crouched down closely over the heap with his over -coat unbottomed and drawn around in such a manner as to exclude every breath of air. Then with steady hand he drew forth the precious fragment of match upon which so much depended. Even at that moment he was not sure that it would ignite, for if it had been damaged by dampness all his pains would prove use- less. .But another instant would decide everything. Life or death. With a quick motion he struck the match. It burned up brightly into a little flame. In an instant the shavings were on fire. In the next the heavy pieces were aflame and burning like torches. Ever; available plank and board and stick was piled upon the rapidly increas- ing blaze, and in five minutes a great roar- ing bon -fire was flashing through the night our signal of distress. Joe now took his stand before the fire facing the village, and whenever the wind lulled tried the effect of a regular old-fash- ioned war -whoop, at the same time throwing his arms about in a wild, dramatic way. His efforts were not in vain this time, for soon after he heard faintly an answering call. Then he saw a lantern flashing about on the opposite shore. Shortly afterwards came the dip, dip of oars through the water. But of all these things I knewnothing, and when I cane to my senses I was lying in bed and someone pouringstimu]anta down my throat. I could hear the buzz of re,k:1- iar voices in the room. In fact, I was safe beneath the parental roof with mother and father standing by the bedside. .It was three weeks before I was on- my feet again but if it hadn't beenforthat lucky piece of match, it is not likely I would ever have been on them again, or telling you now why it is that I remember " Little Current " so well. Lynn, Mass. V. H. Mc--. About the Tongue. • . "The boneless tongue, so small and weak, Can crush and kill," declared the Greek. ` The t onguedestroys a greater horde," The Turk asserts, "than does the sword." The Peraian proverb wisely saith, " A lengthy tongue—an early death." Or sometimes takes this form instead, "Don't let your tongue cut off your head." "The tongue can speak a word whose speed," Say the Chinese, " outstrips the steed." While Arab sages this impart. " The tongue's great storehouse is the heart," From Hebrew wit the maxim sprung, EDISON Was asked, "can electricity be -used in case of war ? " " That," said he, " I want to talk about It is true I have invented an electric for pedo, the Sims -Edison torpedo, which have sold out to the Armstrong Gun Com pany. It is a very fine thing. It is put o a wire, as of course you understand, an moved by electricity. It can be run o two miles ahead of a man-of-war's bow and kept at that distance ready to blow up any thing in reach. It is a very pretty and de. structive toy. But it is not in that kind o thing that I take pride. What I want see is some foreign nation coming to tib country to attack us on our own ground "That is what I want to see, and I thin that electricity will play such a part in wa when that time comes it shall make gun powder and dynamite go sit in humble ob scurity with the obsolete flint arrowhea and call him brother. Every electrician when that time comes, will have his plan tor making the Iife of his enemy electrically uncomfortable. Here is one item of defeus which I have in mind. "It is simple as AB Car -lave never spoken or written about it before. With twenty five men in a fort I can make that fort abso lutely impregnable so far as an assault is con- cerned, and I should only need twenty-five igen in the fort to do it. This is not guess- work, but a matter of absolutely scientific certainty. In fact, twenty-five men would be a very liberal garrison. Some years ago, when the wires loaded with heavy electric charges began to go up everywhere, I pre- dicted that there would be danger of the firemen receiving deadly shock by the elec- tricity running down the streams of water which might cross the wires. The insurance people laughed at the idea. But I tried it on a cat, and the cat and I found my theory to be true. That is to say I did, and the cat found it out if there is another world for cats. He never knew anything about it in this world. In each fort I would put an alternating machine of 20,000 volts capacity. One wire would be rounded. A man would govern a stream of water of about four hundred pounds' pressure to the square inch, with which the 20,000 volts alternating current could be connected. The man would simply this stream of water back and forth with his hand, playing on the enemy as they advanced and mowing them down with absolute precision. Everyman touched by the water would complete the circuit, get the force of the alternating current, and never know what had happened to him. The men trying to take a fort by assault, though they might come by tens of thou- sands against a handful, would be cut to the ground beyond any hope of escape. For- eign soldiers undertaking to whip America could walk around any such fort as mine, but they never could go through it. It would not be necessary to deal out absolute death unless the operator felt like it. He could modify the current gently, so as simply to stun everybody, then walk outside his fort, pick up the stunned generals and others worth keeping for ransom or exchange, make prisoners also of the others if con- venient, or if not convenient turn on the full force of the current, play the hose once more, and sen d them to the happy hunting grounds for good." Western Union sixteen yes rsugo foci ,I , - and spent the whole of it in :experirnenti'ng r�- in trying tc make a wire carry six -messages instead of four. I didn't succeed. Bothat finan iallq I am worse off titan I would have been had I never invented the gaadruplei system." w "How about the stock ticker ?" "That employs about five hundred men n at work and represents an investment of d $8,000,000, paying about 5 per cent. a year. ut From that invention I have received at different times $50,000. I spent 360,000 in . getting the thing up. That again was a loss." f "Nfor the telephone, Mr. Edison. - to Everybody supposes that you and Prof. }sell is have millions stowed .swag" , made on your , telephone inventi k " Bell invented the receiver. 'That is the - ✓ end of the telephone which you put to your . ear. He was trying to use that siultane- - ously as a transmitter, lint could not mak* d it go. The thing, therefore, did not pay. , I invented the carbon transmitter, which made the telephone a financial seeress by making it commercially available. Bere are e the financial figures on the telephoe e, which really stagger me now that I come to look them up. Throughout the world there are at least one million telephones in use. They pay $50,000,000 a year rental. They repre- sent an actual investment of $100,000,000 al least, capitalized at twice that sum, and paying about $10,000,000 to year profit. That invention of mine was a very good thing for the girls, which is a gratifying thought. It employs 20,007 people, mostly young woman. I got for the telephone about $102,000 in all, Taking out what I expended in experiments I probably realized $25,000 in clear profit,. Bell made about half a million. Many people imagine that be made an enormous fortune, but he didn't. It was his father-in-law who made a vast fortune by gettmg control of much stock. " My electric pen and mimeograph duplicating apparatus is used very largely here and in Europe. Three hundred men make a living out of it. The profits on that are not large. " My incandescent light system is the most satisfactory to contemplate as regards the employment it gives to great numbers of men. Thoughout the world 36,000 men make a living out of that invention. In my shops at Schenectady I employ 3,800 hands; at my Harrison lamp works, 1,000; in the New York works, 150. About four million lights are burning. These represent an investment of cold cash of a hundred . millions. I can count up eighty-seven mil- '- lions. lions. In addition to that custo fere have paid twelve millions more for the installa- tion of wires. The thing is capitalized, taking all of the companies together, at about two hundred millions, paying from 4 to 20 per cent a year. My patents on in- candescent lights netted me about $140,000 I spent about $400,000 in experimenting. " The electric railway is, of course, not such a big enterprise. I built the first in the United States at Menio Park in 1879. It was three miles long, and on it I obtain- ed a speed of forty miles an hour. I sold it out long ago. I did not get my money back on it. " The phonograph is a new thing. It will take four or five years to pioneer it. It will be greater than the telephone. To pioneer athing is to get it on its feet. It took twelve years to pioneer the typewriter. Yes I might invent an electric typewriter, a noiseless one, but the thing is not pressing, as it is in very good condition now. I have sold the phonograph out, but about that there is a complicated story, which need not bo told. I have made no money out of it, but there is one thing which I am now working on out of which I shall make money and of which nobody can get any share ex- cept the boys here who own the thing with me. That is the magnetic concentration of iron ore. It is the latest commercial thing, I have got up. I have a mill at Ogden, N. J., with a capacity of 2,000 tons in twenty hours. This is the idea briefly. Iron ore is not Bessemer ore unless it contains as little as a fifty thousandth part of one per cent. of phosphorus. If it has more phosphorus than that, it is brittle and cannot be used for making Bessemer steel. We are obliged for our Eastern manufacturing interests to im- part Bessemer ore - from Algiers, Cuba, Spain, etc., as the freight from Michigan is too expensive. We import about 1,600,000 tons per year. New Jersey contains the largest strip or area of primal rock contain- ing ore in the United States. There is pro bably more ore in this State in the prima rock than in all the rest of the States put together. The magnetic concentration of that ore would produce enough to supply the United States for centuries.,The pro- cess of concentration—that is, of xtracting magnetically the small particles of ore from the rock in which it is scattered --makes it Bessemer ore of the highest quality by de- stroying the phosphorus in it. I have been for three years leasing all the available de- posits of ore in New Jersey. "From my various patents, so far as the patents themselves go, I - have stood an actual loss in experimenting and in lawsuits of $600,000. -I should be better off if I had not taken out any patents. I do not mean to say that I am a pauper, as you might think from my talk. But my money has not been made out of patents, or out of any protection that the Patent Office has given me. I have made it all out of manufactur- ing, and I have made quite enough to pay for my experiments and toget a good living which is all that I care about." " Mr. Edison, Chauncey Depew in his speech at the World's Fair dinner comment- ed on the fact that wheras'in the exposition in Philadelphia there were only a few over- head wires to tell the tale of electrical in- ventions, the Chicago exposition will con- tain a building of great size, devoted ex- clusively to the progress of electricity, and filled with machines, nearly all of them the work of one man. If you were to try, regardless of space, how big an exposition of your own work do you think you could get up ? How many machines have you worked on in your life ?" " WeIl, it would be hard to say. I have worked on as many as forty machines at one ime. An exhibition of all the machines hat I have worked at and experimented on f I had kept them would cover about wenty-five acres."—N. Y. World. The picture raised by Mr. Edison is cer- tainly a most beautiful and attractive one. It is nice to think of all the fine descriptive matter that cculd be written. Such a fort and such a warfare as Mr. Edison has plan- ned would make old-fashioned generals and M. Detaille, of battle scene fame, turn in their graves. We should have infantry moving on lofts at a quickstep, dressed all in rubber, with chilled glass soles to their shoes and non-conductor handles to their swords and guns. Generals would look much funnier than a picture from Punch, charging at the head of their armies riding on horses shod with rubber arctics, the generals themselves carrying large rubber umbrellas, with gutta-percha handles, over their heads. The world owes a great deal to Mr. Edi- son for the things he invents, and for the ease with which he gets out of the common place and makes life worth living. This fact was pointed out to Mr. Edison, and then this question was put to him : " The world owes you a great deal. How much has it paid you for the work you did?" Mr. Edison laughed. "Oh, I don't know," said he. "Prob- ably as much as the world thought it was worth. " Mr. Edison, some people think you have made untold millions. Incidently they are glad if yon have. Others say you have not made much of anything. That most of the money your inventions produce goes to make other gentlemen fat and happy. Could you take the trouble to go carefully over with me all your inventions, make an estimate of the amount of money which they produce, and give me some idea as to what share you got out of that wealth. Mr. Edison thought he could. First he wrote down the following list of his inven- tions, which, as he said, were his commer- cial inventions ; that is to say, those which by returning a profit had proved their own success. As he made the list he made comments on the various inventions, and that list is in- teresting, because, written in his own hand- writing, it give. his own estimate of his personal share in the various electrical in- ventions with which his name is connected. District Telegraph.—" Of that I am one- Ihalf inventor." (,quadruplex System of Telegraphy.— "That is my invention." Stock Ticker.—" Of that I am one-half inven tor." Telephone. —" One-half my invention." Electric Pen and Mimeograph.—" My in - Incandescent Lighting System.—" My invention." Electric RaiIroad.— "I am one of the in- ventors of that." Phonograph—" My invention." „: he district messenger service is in use t in 6cities and towns in the United States. t Thenvestment amounts to about $4,800,000 i payg about 5 pet cent. The system em- t ployabout thirty thousand persons, averag- ing a day salary. . " The quadruplex system of telegraphy " 0 miles of ‘q�eatern Union is in use on 72,00 wire. Eleven years ago the Western Union reports stated that the quadruplex system a saved $560,000 in interest and repairs. Inas- s much as every mile of wire actually built b does the work of four miles of wire, the s quadruplex system represents 216,000 miles of phantom wire, worth $10,800,000. a " On these $10,000,000 worth of wires t there is no repairing to be done. The value u of those phantom wires is, therefore, repre- sented by a saving of $860,000 in repairs at h g The5$eight of Hie Ambition. A teacher had devised a scheme to pre- - re. sent idleness in the school -room. She had corner of the blackboard ruled off and in- cribed over it the well-known proverb that eeins with " Go to the ant." Whenever he caught any youngster idling, down went his name under that motto. One day small boy was paying attention to any- hing but his books, and the teacher spoke p. "Johnny, if you don't go to work F shall ave to put your name down in the slug and list." " Well," responded Jo?as .,y. " I wouldn t mind being a slugger, 'caner tlq.an. when I got in a fight, I'd always lick." - 4 a mile annually, besides the interest on the $10,800,000 which it would have taken to build them. Three thousand men work on my duplex instruments." "Mr. Edison;°how many millions do you "Though feet shouldslip, ne'er let the tongue." ma The sacred writer crowns the whole, - do Who kepa his tongue doth keep his soul. ke out of the millions which that inven- n of yours creates ?" `Not many. I sold the system to the The British and F, .nch Goverrmra{as have agreed to prolong the modes'revesec t in re- uard to the Newfoundland rashe&iern.