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(Continued from our last issue.) out of the belly spot othing ser -
ions you know, just crooked up with
Well, dear, here we are, as 1 say, a deuce of a cold and a very sore heel.
a scant two miles from the first line The heel comes from endeavoring to
trenches and even here one is scarce break in a new pine of shoes and start -
able to realize that there is a wared with a blister which, like FinnieY's,
For instance this morning, to look out . Turnip, grew until the length, breadth
of the window the sun is shining and and depth thereof was something to
birds singing. Here and there a toucb. 1 marvel at, and the pain in keeping
of snow glistening amongst the green ;with the dimensions. Talk about' ex -
of the fields or fast being dyed by the quiste torture, but I sure feel that the
mud of the roads, and not a sound of methods of the Inquisition have no -
war pentrates the walls of the hospi- thing on this. However, she is fast
tal. Except for khaki moving around healing up and we will go back to
from the window view nothing de--; finish the breaking in of the new
notes war at all. Of course it is not 1 shoes. This breaking in stuff is no
always like that and there -was a noi- joke and' 1 have not yet discovered
some bombardment the first few I whether it consists in moulding the
nights. In fact the first night when ' boot to the shape of your foot or vice
versa, but I think it is vicesversa..
Well, my dear, I've aleeady done a
tour or two in the trenches and can
assure you that they are the only ex-
periences I'vehad that fail to live
up to their reputation. Frankly, they
were a keen disappointment to me in
every respect, although I, pernaps,
have not had sufficient time to proper-
ly sample them. There was mud and
water to the piescribed quaatitins all
right, but things are not so bests* un-
conifortable and for forty-eight hours
I never lay down or was even in a dug-
out owing to the crowded condition of
the line. Of course one was wet and.
cold, but that's what we've been ex-
pecting, and the hardships are not, so
far, nearly as great as I anticipated.
Of eourse there was the danger of get-
ting bumped off at any time but altho'
I'm 'sure at least two million shells
and bullets sang, shrieked, roared, rat -
tied, whistled (add here any adjective
used by war correspondents, they all
fit) hurtled by and around, none hit
me. It was Tether terrifying I'll ad-
mit, but somehow or other there Was
a distinct fascination about it. One's
nerves certainly require to be con-
structed on the gyroscopic principle,
however, to stand the strain. But
the surprising thing was that deipite
all information re accuracy, hardly
one shell in ten does any damage. At
least that was the impression 1 got,
for none of my men were hit and the
battalion up to the time I was brought
here had no casualties aften ten days
in the front line. Of course I realized
that perhaps the weather conditions
were not as inclement as early in the
winter, but still I reallyecan see no
such awful conditions as one pictured
in their mind's eye I talked in Eng-
land to hundreds of men returned
from the front, and by piecing togeth-
er their garbled accounts, had a sort
of patchwork quilt composition which
I chese to call my conception of the
trenches, a sort of pre -impression,
but I guess either I was a bad artist
or else the men I -talked to -store bad
raconteurs, for I surely saw nothing
like my conception when we -finally-
reached the goal. While nothing is so
bad that it might .notebe` 'Neese, and:
the eaine'1 suppose applies to all
things, good conditions in the firing
line are neither so good they couldn't
be better, nor yet so bad they couldn't
be worse. Everything humanly poss-
ible is done for the comfort of the
men, And every dugout has a brazier
with charcoal and coke burning to get
warm by, and there is food to spare.
The meals are not of course served
table d'hote, - and finger bowls, I be-
lieve, even in the best battalions, have
been reserved for future use; but eat
you can, and a little management coin -
bleed with the aid of a company cook,
does wonders at getting a hot meal.
Always granted that it is discouraging
ul extremis, also aroiocative of much
blasphemy when George the eook, is
suddenly compelled to duck and use as
a shield the dixie or pan on Which
rested your dinner. Because, despite
all efforts of the A. S. Q. and year
own quartermaster sergeant, thereis
only so much for every one, and when
yours has co -mingled with the soup
lying underfoot it thither adds zest
to your appetite nor yet improves the
flavor of Ifulligan."Albeit this does
not occur thrice a day and we usually
are able to say inwardly, if not aloud,
"For what we are abont to receive."
Of course sleep is rather a minus
quantity, particularly for officers, and
it was doubly so with us,for I know
I felt at times rather timid about the
small sector of trench I was respons-
ible for and wanted to be sure that no-
thing occurred. In any event we have
not yet acquired the blase air or non-
I lay in the dugout it seemed to never
cease. Battery after battery rumbled
on and only a few hundred yards away
one of the real big guns thundered oc-
casionally. All this noise punctuating
as it were, the tinny notes of a piano
grinding out a blare of ragtime from
a Y. M. C. A. hut, the while motor
trucks tattooed by on a road as it
were beating time for the piano. In-
congruous, well I should say so. It cer-
tainly,. to one who hasn't seen it, resist
seem inexplicable. And yet it exists
not only here as an isolated example
but all up and down the line. How
truly remarkable are modern condi-
tions.
The hospital is run by a field ambu-
lance and. is a large building of four
stories with a dozen smaller ones a-
round it Prior to the war it was a
convent and school and still the patt
ient nuns work here. Black robed,
and smiling they go about their- dut-
ies looking after Belgian refugees, do-
ing washing for the soldiers and run-
ning a small hospice where officers
can get k meal.: I haven't had one,
but the boys tell me they are great
1; Fried chicken, cauliflower and pie.
Pie I said. Imagine pie. To isle that
overshadows the fact that they serve
with each meal a pint of cbaanpagne.
Yes, there certainly is a high light
over the pie.. I care not what; cus-
tard, apple, lemon, raisin, mince, blue-
berry or cocoanut but, I could certain-
ly cultivate a quarter section of pie
right now. "Much better this morn-
ing nue•ee!" The place has never been
shelled and in the officers' ward with
me, now, is a Colonel and a Major.
The Colonel said he asked one of the
nuns how it came that they had never
been shelled. She pointed to the cruc-
ifix (an inevitable sy-mbol in every
room in everv house that I've been in
' over here) and said "We're kept by
the Grace of God," and 1 believe it To
think that for nineteen ,months in this
malestrom of war from every guar -
tee. the buildings have never been Int
and these quiet nuns have gone about
tending sick ..and wounded daily hold-
ing their matins and vespers, seenis
to be a modern -miracle.
"0' woman! in our hours a ease,
Uncertain. coy, and hard to please,
When pain and anguish -wring the brow
A ministering angel thou!—"
As I've lain here the force of those
lines comes home more and more. You
know I've always said a nurse had a
halo around her head, well, here there
is nothing but males, raere male order-
lies. and oh, for the touch of woman's
hand. I know that if there was a wo-
man, were she princess or char -woman
that your beef tea would at least be
warm and have salt in it, and there
would be no sticky sediment in the
bottom of the cur,. That, and a bun,
ded other things I could recount, be-
telsen the lack a the touch feminie,
However, I've no desire to disparage
the work of the dirty, clumsy hands
which ministered unto me, for they
are the boys who in their turn go
up into the line and carry back the
weunded. All honour to them! But
that is just an insistent little fact that
presses home quite poignantly.
After one has been a gay and festive
subaltern in the G.E.F. for ten
months one learns to do a eniexd yet
fascinating occupation known as Map
Reading. It consists of being able to
trace one's way on an ordnance map
by means of hieroglyphical marks and
to know by the manner in which a
road ie shown whether it is a first
class, or a second class, or a third
class, or a fourth class road. Now, a
first class road is supposed to be one,
but I think that the first class roads
here are the ones mentioned in the
epigram or proverb, "The Road to hell,
etc; at least they are hellish roads.
They are all pave roads and consign
. first, of a line of Flemish poplars "-on
each side. Tall and stately trees they
are and from afar betoken . a quiet
shady highway, a dolce far niente ef-
fect, but, ye gods, what awful purga-
tory to walk between those lovely
trees ? These pave roads consist of
small blocks (cobble stones), and I
have it for a fact from a respectable
source that there was a clause in the
contract which called that no two
blocks be laid at the same height or
angle in any space not exceeding ten
metres in width by thirty metres in
depth. $o you can readily imagine -
that walking is anything but a pleas-
ure. In fact, if I were a parish priest
and my worthy confesses had hoofs
like mine, I could think up no greater
penance than t ohave them do five -
miles twice a day over these roads.
Peas in ybur shoes and pave roads
rank side by side. In any event thir-
ten miles of them was too much for
"rne noble hoofs " which at present are
blistered and sore. In fact, any time
after the first five miles I would wil-
lingly have walked on anything soft,
Hampshire mud, a custard pie, six in-
ches of snow or an eiderdown quilt.
I certainly can never recommend a
-walking tour in France.
Well, dear, I can't tell you much a-
bout the trenches for I haven't been
there but will doubtless have a few re-
marks about them next time.
Received the joint agreement and
will forward it. You can tear up the
one I sent you.
Love to all.
Billy-
7Somewhete in France
March 17-, 1910
Dear Mother,—Here I am again in
noepital. It seems as tho' I never get
Peps will give you iellet1
Simply dissolve a Peps tablet in
your mouth. Your breath carries
the medicinal Pine vapor, which
Is released, to all parts of the
throat, nasal and air passages,
where a liquid medicine could not
possibly reach, This vapor de-
stroys all germs with which it
comes in contact, soothes and
heals the inflamed membranes and
fortifies you against coughs, epids,
sore throat, bronchitis and griTpe.
Peps contain absolutely no harm-
ful drugs and are therefore the
safest remedy for children.
FRT4, F TRIAL cut out this
essaan--.04> enelenseen erticle. write
-across it tile name and date of this
paper, and mail it (with lc. stamp
to pay return postage) to Peps
Co., Toronto. A free trial packet
will then be sent you. All drug-
gisis and stores sell Peps, 56c. box.
IBMIT111/Y9 !ASK
ther.' .
I Yes, I think that the "winter of our
I discontent" is gone' for that laggaed,
;lover, Old Sol, has for two days wooed
1 Mother Earth. And what an ardent
affair:- None of your brotherly pecks
I1113 kisses, but long warm Elinor Glyn-
ny ones, so that she is all dolled up
I in her spring satorial effeet Violets,
I snowdrops and crocuses underfoot,
bursting buds and the songs �f I mat-
ingbirds
from the ground and every now . irds over head, a blue filmy haze
I and then a sleek grey Belgia nhare
lscampering through the middle dis- •
,tance. That's the picture that limns
1
Itself on your brain as you Walk ,long the road. Beauty, beauty every-
( where, till one., wishes one had the
i' gift of a Turner to put on canvas
the glories of this French land. I've
just gloried in the view from my win- 1
(dow here, trying to forget that the
whole land ia given over to war and
that one or two high explosives could
dint the landscape so badly as to mar
it for sight seeing purposes. It seems
indeed a shame that nb beautiful a
part of :the world should be warped
out of all recognition. •This hospital
or rest station for officers is in a
beautiful -old Chateau placed on a •
small hill in a circular- basin. Around
the valley, it as tvere,runs along are
of hills shutting off the view after
five or six miles, but in between is
really beyond my poor pen to des-
cribe. Wonderfully treed are the im-
mediate grounds, of the Clmteau; oak,
filemish popular, and several trees of
unknown- (at least to me) species,
their tops graduallseblending into one
another tillthe bottom of the hill is
reached, a sort , of terraced lawn.
Then the plain small farms with their
cluster of buildings around them, tiny
nuadrangks and triangles hedged off
with mounds of • earth and sparse
hedgerows where they + grow their
crops. Here and there a haystack
or a terra cotta roofshows up. while
the smoke from a village some three
miles away, veers upward just as laz-
ily as our . moke at home does on a
ii
in
lackadaisic 1 day srping. Every-
thing over ere, dear, seems to move
so much slawer than at home. For
instance, everyevillage has its chureh
and spire, and every spire its chimes,.
and in place of clangine out with
strident notes in quarters, half and
hour, langudtously the sounds float
over in deep resenant waves. Long,
long seconds seem- to elapse between.
notes, in fact you count, say ten, and
knowing it's eleven, you figure you've
missed one at the,first, when "blong!"
over comes the final sound. So also
the windmills. I've read innumerable
stories about the lazy Dutch mills.
and here they are. Square, grey
biuldings with the regulation four
arms that turn slowly and rather jerk.
ily. They always seem to me as if a
tired man were =turning them at •a
windlass inside, arid when the handle
reached the top,1 he -got a little more -
pessure' on the 'downward stroke. I
may have failedto give you the right
idea, but it's here in nev own brain.
Well, I could go on tellihg you .about
dna picturesque spot and describe the
beauties of the surrounding country
indefinitely, but better stop here.
. As I tell you, we are quartered in
_this old- Cliateau-ntruly an old world
• place if one ever existed. Set upon
this hill with magnificent ground a-
round, flower bed rhododendron
bushes, stately oaks, tall alim poplars,
deciduous trees of every kind arching
over long shaded walks which Wind
round and round, always coming back
to tne Chateau. These walks, lined
with secluded spots and arbours,
where perchance lurks an inviting rus- r
tic bench or maybe a stone or inarble 1
statue in a variety of subjects from
Circe to Diana and Mercury to Cupin,
Then snuggling in the side of the hill
is e -disused conservatory with hun-
dreds of broken panes and a seeesing-
ly impossible number -of flower pots
whole or otherwise; d 1 could not
help thinking of you and your water- .
ing can and a certain third story gar-
' nIfwofAnVa itherere pots
enough ereihatfiievo:Ideep
you watering from dawn to dark.
Adjoining this is a very pretentious
pheasant house all wired off in pens
and walks and constructed of mortar,
atone and wood like a Swiss Chalet,
while stables and a most modern gar-
age are further on. As for the house
itself, a quaint old spot with high cor-
niced ceilings awn walls covered with.
tapestry. A large hall dining room,
lounge, salon and writing room elab-
orately decorated, and all connected
by wide, high glass doors. Beautiful -
parquet floors of Spanish oak. The
furniture is all old, very old, some of
it Louis XIV, Old candelabra, antique
brassware, etc., fill every corner, while
paintings, whope value I know not, a-
dorn the walls. And to offsetthis
mediaeval old spot,it is lighted with
both gas and electricity and has light-
ning rods and steam heat.
Will write again next week. Love
to all with heaps for you. •n
.4 Billy.
Somewhere.
, March 24th, 1916.
Dear Mother,—As you will see by
the heeding I'm at Somewhere. ' I
believe you . have heard of this place.
but I know that its importance is not
known to you.' Ask any -school boy
the principals city of France and he'll
say Paris,ibut "Somewhere" has re-
cently so increased in population that
f belieee it supersedes gay Puree in
importance to -day. Of course it is
young; less than two years ago it was
all peaceful farming land but to -day.
it is a vast seething mass of human-
ity, its thoroughfares teem with mot-
ors, while o'er head fast bitting aero-
planes act as messengers. It is, in-
deed, the most prominent snot irt- +hp
world to -day and gives promise. De-
sist, I prithee.- It almost seems like
the good old pre-war days when one
sold or bought lots. However, dear,
1 today reeeived- your letters dated
March 6 and 16 and was Very glad to
hear from you as usual. Mail • day
means a lot over here, you know, I
also received another letter earlier in
the week, the date of which I have
forgotten, and 1 think a parcel you
sent and some letters have gone as-
tray. But they'll turn up.; • they al-
ways do. We have moved twice since
they came, ,and I believe they were
sent to hospital when 1 was there; but
just as surely AS fate they'll follow
on for the Army P.O. is a wonder-
ful institution and no matter where
4-r when you move, within a few hours
along comes your mail. For instance
yesterday we iisoved some miles, and
Canadian mail is dile today. No mat-
ter where, you are, along she comes.
Well, dear, as I say, a letter is al-
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Why Canada must borrow
money to carry on
Because Canada has put her hand
to the plow and will not turn back:-
-our country is ,in the war on the
side of liberty and justice and wiJ stay.
in it. till complete victory is won and ,
the mislieakabie Hun is smashed' and ,
beaten to the ground;
—a nation at war must make tre-
mendous- expenditures in cash to keep
up her azmi.es and supply them with
. munitions, food and. clothing;
.—Canada mut finance many mil-
lions of dollars of export trade in food,
-munitions and supplies which Britain
and our allies must have on credit;
orrow hundreds of -millions of
dollars—
And, this money must be borrowed
from the people of Can.q.,da:.— -
Therefore, Canada will presently
come to he peopk for a new Victory
Loan to ca ry on. •
+
Canadia s loin:- tile money by
again buying Victory Bonds,
The national safety, the national
honor and the national well-being
e71uirr ethat each and every Canadian
shall do hie duty by lending to- the
nation every cent he can spare for this
for these purposes Canada must purpose.
Be ready when the call comes to see your -
country through in, its great war work
Issued by Canada's 'Vktory Loan Cominittee •
in cooperation -with the Minister of Finance
of_the DOMi14011 of Canada
Ways most welcome, for its the only
link that forges the ends of "home"
and "here" together. It's welcome
whether it contains a lot of news' or
I just a little, because really the alche-
my of a dear one's handwriting ceuses
. all the dross of this war to sink, the
golden memorites of home, happier
fimes, friendseand best of all, love, to
rise up; and then your letter was so
newsy, dear,andwhat a coincidence
the dream I mean. By comparing
dates I think you'll find I was lying
in hospital when you dreamed and ev-
ery few minutes over and around new
aeroplanes. So perchance there is
something in telepathy even more
than just a web o' dreams.
Well, dear one, I really don't- know
much to tell you, for actually news
is mighty scarce. You see officers
censor their own letters. That is, we
seal them up and they are liable to
be censored at the base. We are put
on our h'onour not to mention any-
thing. of importance, and it is left to
our Judgment what to tell; so really
honour is a stricter censor than the
much hated one at the base. How-
ever, we move from billets up nearer
the firing line and are four miles from
the front line trenehes, in huts which
are more or leis shelter -affairs. If
one spoke about shelter in Canada, I
always associated with it at once the
Salvation Army, or the Children's Aid
Society. or a nearby doorway in a
eainstorrn. Here a shelter consists of
some pieces of tWO by six surrounded
by sacking, -with perhaps a door. Of
course it is very healthy in dry wea-
ther for all the aie you get is filtered
through the sacking. However, I told
you that Old Sol was wooing. Mother
Earth. Well, publish it not in Gath,
but they had a tiff last night and that
hoary old beast Winter called in his
. (Sol's) absence. The ground was a --
bout ass inch deep in snow this morn-
ing and the atmosphere accordingly,
and now there is once more six inches
,
of mud on the roads74; esult being that
she was !some chillsome" at six a.
ne when ' you arose and tremblingly
tucked your goose-fieshy legs - into
breeches and socks "dewy like • the
rose,: G'est ra vie.
I am sending you a photo of the
little girlie, one of four she sent me.
I don't mind :telling you it is the worst
of the bunch and really is not much
like her, but she is a dear thing, and
I'm really not horribly sentimental. An
for your being an in-law, I know you'll
make just as good a one as you do a
Maw. Anyway we'll try you out wne
IAget
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code, my dear, if I a
e,
taken prisoner there's not mach you
could do. I am afraid Wilhelm would
not or could not do anything, and I'
presume I would be' given the same
treatment as the rest. Of course food
is a necessity I am told, and Aunt
Elizabeth could send bread and stuff
over. However, if I am taken, which'
isn't likely, Pll misspell thus;
if I think anything you could
do through Cousin ;fare would be any
use, and if I do no teeceive the par-
cels sent, which b:Cr the way are a
necessity, I'll misspeil reeieve or re-
cieved . by 'transposing ei to ie; ,both
these will get by as easuran .1 should
say, but there is VC -'J strict censor-
ship in regard to letiers and they'll
. only let you write twe a month, I am
told. • .
We are in -a part of the line now
which is a trifle mereEve] than
any we have been in befor ' . You
see over here the aspect of the war
narrows down considerably. 'You are,
really only interested in your actual
front as it were, and usually have en-
ough to do to look after that. What
the Grand Duke Nicholas is doing, or
whether Turkey has telen carved, or
1 Why Manitoba ' ve:e; ' re, doesn't
count. It's What is Fritz going to do
next in this few yards of trench I'm
responsible for, or I wonder if we'll
1 in Or out to -morrow; anI one. has
plentydo to see the m fed and
tv)
quartere and inspect their feet and
rifles ce a day and see that they
have their proper amount of ammuni-
tion and an emergency rationuneat-
en. You see an emergency ration con-
sists of a pound of hard tick or bis-
cuits, a small tin of tea and sugar and
a tin of corn beef. Every man must
always keep that, for it is a ainst reg-
ulations to eat it accept when in dire
straights and on the orders of the
Cornpany Conunander. But once in a
while Tommy has a gnawing in his
eight -cylinder self-starting 1916 model
stomach. Thin you see he ias to re -
poet that "I've lost my irjon ration,
Sir." Of course you ask wiere, and
he says that someone stole It, or the
rats ran away with the w rks, or it
fen in a well, or a starving aviator
' came down and stopped him, so out
of the goodness of his heart he gave
him the food. Almost any story made
uv, on the instant goes. You berate
, him for being careless, knowing mean-
while he ate it, then proceed to apply
through your Company Co mender
to •othideierClolonel, thence the Quarter
Master, who indents on the A. 8 . G.
for another. Hurrah for th life of
aIi
As I started to say, we narrow
down our view here and a perusal of
Canadian 'papers re the Canadian
Coirps can tell more every day than
we know. Anyway the general opin-
ion here seems to ' be that ethe war
ca t last much longer than, say, next
fall. The Verdun affair means some-
thing and perhaps a few last gasps
like that will see the tag end in
sight. There is one thing I've always
'
intended to confide in von since we ar-
rived Isere, and that is I'm only an-
other Henry Ford. As a Peacemaker
i I'M a frost pure and simple. I say
1 this after unsuccessfully. for many
1 m hts in succession ;endeavoring to
'
arrange for any eight hour armistice
between my left hip and a board floor.
I started out with the idea of a per-
manent peace; gradually felt Pd be
satisfied with an amnesty; now as
armistice is all I crave. There is one
consolation, I'll never need a luxur-
ious boudoir "Apres la gunnel'
(you'll see my ,French is quite fluent,
in fact I speak just like a --- Can-
adian). Albeit a disused dog kennel,
an abused woodshed or 'even a dilap-
idated windmill (Canadian type) is a
perfectly elegant spot in which to
sleep. -9stermoors homo-quinge bedfs
or eiderdowns can fee classed with Do-
do or mastodons. Herewith a small
Encyclopaedia Soldierannica:—
Batman: a soldier pain by you to be:
absent when you wast
Beer, Belgian; - a liquid resembling
beer British or beer American; evi-
dently a distant branch of the same.
Billet: a place so designated by a
billeting officer.
Dugout: (a) men a patriotic dot
kennell that enlisted; (b) officer's, a
root cellar that got into society.
Duty: anything, everything:
Heaven: (a) Leave; .(b) Ruin; (c).
Heat.
Hell: working tarty.
Horne: a poignant memory relegat-
ed to the limbo of things unattainable.
Jam: a sticky substance invariably
made of plums,used to smear bread.
M.T. (Mechanical Transport) a jug-
gernautical affair demanding three-
fourths of the road and -made to
spalsh mud.
Projectile: see working party.
Ratios: "Man wants but little here -
below."
Rum: a warming elixir issued in
toothfuls by zealous officers.
Sausages: pork, a species of animal
extinct.
Sock: an ever wet, sticky article,
used as a covering for foot, hand or
rifle.
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