The Huron Expositor, 1915-01-01, Page 66
immomme..0.1.111ISCEN•me.4111elmallms.
see'
HE
WAS DYING
suifered Terribly Until She
Took " Fruit-a4ives"
ST. JEAN DE MAX114,. JAN. 27t11. 1914.
"After suffering for a long time
with Dyspepsia, I have been Cured
by "rruit-a-tives". I suffeeed so
much that 1 would not dare eat foie I
was afraid of dying. Five years ago,
I received samples of "Fruit-a-tives
I did not wish to try them for I had --
little confidence in them but, seeing'
my husband's anxiety, r decided to do
so and at once 1 felt relief. Then. I
sent for three boxes and I kept improv-
ing until I was cured. ,White sick, I
lost several pounds, but after taking
"Fruit-a-tives ", I quickly regained
what I had lost. Now I eat, sleep and
digest well -i n a word, I am completely
cured, thanks to "Fruit-a-tivest .
- MADAM M. CRARBONNEAU.
"Fruit -a -fives)* is the greatest
stomach tonic in the world and will.
alwayscureIndigestion, SourStomach,
"Ileartburn", Dyspepsia and other
Stomach Troubles,
soc. a box, 6 for ite.eo, trial site, ese.
At all dealers or sent on receipt of
price by Fruit-a-tives Limited, Ottawa.
THICK, GLOSSY HAIR
FREE FROM DANDRUFF
Girls! Try it! Hair gets soft, fluffy and
beautiful -Get a 25 taint bottle
of Danderine.
A Pathetic Incident
Tne Canadian Northern Rahway plat-
form 'gat tne Union station at Winni-
peg, ea,ns the Tree Press was the scene
of one of tne tprettieSt sights thetlhas
been witnessed la Winnipeg fee really
a long ;year: Ft toild (better tnanc,words
of ithe stuff the "rank and file of the
present Candien overseas contingent is
made of, Aiid now the big hearty.
tnat beat :ender the khaki coats of the
lads -eanti are offering 'their .setvices
for their king moil their• Empire. It
has been the habit for the past few
Weeks for tne spoilers vrho are now
training to march along Colony street
vt ca certain nour 'every meaning.
Wtth unfeeling regularitya dainty
tittle Teri ems toibe found outside -Jeer
gate eta tne boys marched past, and she
w alla wave to them ,'with a einy
handkerchief. Day atter day, cold or
,evelt, was See tobe seen at her post,
The little maid was always there. Grad
uany line tee:, strong men in uniform
commenced to took for ner, an,d as they
passed tne house there ;would be arae .
ing of ,enoutders; ,a quickening of step,
and au eyes would 'turn to tne lelL
Tne dttie lady never eailed to be there'
and never failed to Enneer the buys in
ner baby voice And. wave her tiny heed-
kercnief. The "seeiter mans'? werepart
of her tittle life. It touched the lads
so much :that one fine day the tittle
Canadian Barbera Fretenie Was pte-
sented witn a greet, ))ig, blue-eyed dole
But tnis was not the end, for the
• c'ne.a.winter was likely to prove too
men for the tittle tot, antt so she had
to return to ner home in Califotrala;
and `last evening wnen she got abroad
tne big C.N.R. train .at the Union:lista-
tion 500" !soldiers in uniform, ad ;tier
friends, were itnere to' see her off. And'
• ‘tne little Barbara Feefehte went a-
way from Winnipeg -witti the •rin,ging
. of 'eendiers' cneers in her little eels,
tne proudest tittle woman that ever ,
found ner. 'way into kthe west end l: out
of lt again.
Manitoba and Northwest Notes
,1.1,1•••6•41..
IS YOUR
BLOODRKII?
if you caro for heavy hair that glis- --;People in CalgarY complain that the
tens with beauty and is radiant with cost of operating the citre twenty-two
life; has 'an incomparable Softness and automobiles or ten months has been
is fluffy and lustrous, try Danderine. 42;000, or out 81,000 per oar. The
Just one application doubles the auitomoblie expense eccoent of a eita it
beauty of your hair, beeldes it-imme- .often a meet interesting documeet.
diately dissolres every particle of -la a Are deetroeing rthe etailate3 of
dandruff. You can. not have nice et W. Lew,* FortBisuge,i near 'Willa -
heavy, healthy hair if you, have Peg, two ho -ges andi 80 chickenin tne
•-• dandruff. This destructive scurf robs building were suffocated, and ,one cuta
the hair of its lustre, its strength and ter, two delivery rigs and one buggY
its very life, and if not overcome it were. 'also destroyed by the , flames.
produces a feeerishness and itching of 1 -Figures compiled by sthe beard of
the scalp; the hair roots famish, trade end responsible individuals in the
loosen and die; then the hair falls out towns on the south lines of the D.P.R.
fast Surely get a 25:oent bottle of give the number of acres ready fort
Kuowiton's Danderine from any drug spring seeding at 397;400 acres. This
store ,aud just try it. . . includes summer fatiowed And faltplow-
'. ed eand.
1 -Ermine gorses, more commonle
known as Blackfoot Old Women, heal
chief of the lower blood indiane re-
serve for the past a years, died . it
the (advanced (age .of 47 years. lie iWaS
one otz ;the three surviving chiefs who
signed the treaty of Blacktoot Crossiee,
in 1877 and NY'rEtS an exceptionally in-
telligent and progressive man. •
I -During two daes lest week thirteen
carloads of British mail, .arrived- at
Winnipeg, for !that city And points fur-
ther west, this beteg the fttat • Mag-
azine and parcels post mai to arrive in
'Winnipeg for two week's. The mall is
stated 'to :have been delayed at Liver-
pool on account of Jailor troutie,s pro-
moted by the seamen's strike.
-A. J. W. Greig, teandidete for the
mayerelity of Moose Jaw at the res
cent municipal elections, ta,nguisbes la
the - city jail. Ile was unable to put
UD $4,000 bail fixed by Acting ,Magi-
strate Spotton after a preliminary hear-
ing on' la charge of fraud in cennectioi
with a hotel deal at As.sinibola. The
- ease Was remitted to. the supreme court.
-A sad accident •occured near Mc -
ole Nutt, Sask., las Philip Walters and
S
wife, 'accomp,anied by Miss Faustman,
Everywhere were driving home. The horse took
— fright and ran away, overtenning the
The Tut Latta Crig and throwing au three out. Mts.
ner o.
nt
Wafters •was instantly Jailed, her neck
Toronto
-0.
injured, and. Mies Feustman was in -
being brciken. Mr. Waiters ihed a foot
I jtired in the templei.Watters and wire
are 'Of German parentage. Deceased
War Nevis Was (About sixty
. I ---Job.n Bausch.auseh, farmer of Brunked,
years ;of ,ag.e. ,
Manitoba, died ,suddenly at the resi-
dence .of Mrs. Walker, in Winnipeg.
•is . Mr. Bausch had come. to Winnipeg to
Affected. Her make cluesenas purchases, and ;was a
_.....-e. , a guest 'of Mrs. :Weeker, who was ‘a (sii-
. ter (of his first (wife. Shortly aftet 11
Many people who have been reading o'clock Mr. Bausch complained of pain
in his ;stomach and his conditicin be -
the terrible war news from day to day, came so serious that- a idoctor wee sure: -
especially those wlaO have -relatives at moned. The doctor en examination pro -
that it is impossible for them to sleep.. nounced. Mr. Illausch dead.
was 43 y'ears of age, ,and. he ie. ear -
'eta Bausch
the seat of war, have. become so nervotis
• The nerves have become unstrung and 1 viy_ed by a widow land eten children.
d. August Van Horenbeck, the well -
the heart perhaps affecte
- known contractor of $t Bonleace, Van.,
Milburn's Heart 'and Nerve Piiis will left fer Belgium iast week. Ile -goes
build up the unstrung nervous system to try and help his father and his
and strengthen the weak heart. 1 sister. is father was taken a prisoner
Miss Hildia. Dicaire; Martintown, by .the Germans at Antwerp. Then af-
, Ont., writes: "In August, 1014, I was ter a ;white released ; .he then escaped
out of school for my health. I was visit- , 'to legend, and then to Ileiland, where'
hag friends in London, and heard of the be is new. Hie alster is still at Ant -
war. It made me so nervous that 1 werp and in very' straitened ciecim,
could not sleep, but after using Mil- eitances. One of his 'brothers was kin -
burn's Heart and Nerve Pills I improved ed at ;Antwerp. Five more of his broth •
greatly, and could take my school againens( are fighting on. the firing Ana
I have recommended 'them to many of I August Van Perenbeck, evho is wen to
my friends.", do, and who succeeded weft in St. Boni-
Milburn's Heart and Nerve Pills are face, goes ;there ;with, the intention of
50c per box, 3 boxes for $1.25 at all ! atieviating their suffering's and. 'settle.);
price by The T. Milburn Co., Limited, th_em (once more on Jtheir feet; '
Edwin J. Saunders, for eight
•
dealers, or mailed direct on receipt of
Toronto, Ont. I months bartenxler At the Manitou ho.
1 tel, cominitted isuicile on Monday morn-
! ing at the home f some friends .in
I3US•INESS
, gimouur at this house and did, so on Sunday
A jayvee 1 Waterous, Sask. He' occasionally ziept
- SHORTHAND turned ,,, it 11 - .o'cleek ''. et; m. and
night. ',An, occepant of the house. re -
Subjects taught by exxt, instructors found•"aaunders lying on the fioer with
at the 'ids head blown off, a elite lying on
his blaitereeeSitneall stick was beside the
1 gun and: sugigests it suse in forctng
i the -trigger Mate the .accused.heal the
Y. 14. C. A. BLDG., I muzzlc of the:gun in his mouth. The
LONDON, ONT. 1 gen has been taken berethe deceased
Students assisted to positions. College from tits case awl :loaded bY a bullet
in seesion front Sept. 1st Catalogue from a ibox of eheas in the house.
free. Enter any brae.
J.W. Westervelt 3. W.Westervelt, Jr.
14140101Mortar4 Accountant '
ie Iflessitindeel i
Feeling kind of seedy, nervous
and irritable?
Cheer Up!
TURNER'S
FAMOUS
INVALID
PORT
sit you on your feet again.
"Buy it for Purity's sake'
1
Poor Blood
is the indirect cause of mu
winter sickness—it allows chills,
invites colds and sickness.
NOURISHMENT alone makes blood -
not drugs or liquors -and the nourish-
ing food in Scott's Emulsion charges
summer blood with winter richness
and increases the red corpusclies.
Its Cod Liver Oil warms
the body, fortifies the fungi,
and alleviates rheumatic
erndencies.
'YOUR DRUGGIST HAS IT.
14-45 SHUN SUBSTITUTES.
t4
OH.SUCH A
HEADACHE!
kvlitVig
`111r 3%7
No,
Nearii iiiieryoct7;;;4a-78
ripping, teatingheadaches
at times. Disordered stom-
ath-sluggish liver does it.
Cheer up- I -here* the real
relief - Chain b ar lain's
• Stomach and Liver Tablets.
TheY put the stomach -and bowels right.
All &Waist& 25e.. or by maiLfrom .0 9
Charakorlaie Medicine_ Co., Toronto
C HAM ?ARLAN S
. TABLETS
Wonderful Horse Winnings
(Writter. for The Expositor)
-.Peter Phe /Great, four luau; 2.07 1-4
is the most valuable horse in the world.
The fallowing article presented here -
:with, is ;so one sided se to make it
appear as if there is -something wrong.
But, Peter ,The Great ,h,ad the might-
iest 'years in the history of . racing.
The writer does not recall the get of
any' one istaltion, winning seventy-five
thousand !dollars, except those of Peter
The Great himseif. The best six of the
family won samost one hundred thous-
and doitars, ;while the other eixty-
hildren Cry
FOR FLfICREWS
ASTORIA
et. r
three sons and daughters i,von twentee
eight thou.sand eignt hundred and nine-
ty-four debars. No known 'horse hes
ever. ,before !had sbety-nine sons and
daughtere tout racing in one year. Alt
told the family :won money tivo h uti:"
dred and two and. a half times. The
other sire, laithoegh .not within gun-
shot of the leader have winnings about
the stene as Other eyears. The nearest
one to Peter ,The Great is 114 B. iwhose"
family only won thirty-one thousand
damns. 'McKinney stands No. 17 re the
list of large money, winning sires, `-'with
-fifteen. thousand three hundred seed
Leven dollars Ito his family's credit.
Todd ;stands e8 in the list of money
WinnIng 'sires, hie. get having won 111 -
ten itlieusand tw hit:dared' lend twen-
ty-seven -dowels title past season:While
the getof re.rote :WW1 three thoUsand,
tive hundred and fifty donars. These
sire,s aft ewe 4tatilans by them in this
armlets% Non Parole; by Itarehe ; Teddy
direct, by Todd; Mr. Templeton, by
Peter. The preat; fled ,McKinney, joy
Mcleinney. .
The above statements are made with-
out fear of contradiction.
George E. Troyer, glue Green.
.. • •••
. ENGINEERING FEATS.
aggiloa•aiormasecos
:lever Tricks With Which Entsrgen-
- cies Have Been Met.
Engineering is filled with so many
tricks to meet emergencies filet most
of them pass unnoticed, but two have
recently attracted the attention of en-
gineers because of their real oddity.
One was a seheme. for stopping a
blitzing leak in a big bigh pressure gas
main in San Francisco.. Some miknown
menewho wanted to make trouble set
3ff tilhemical preparation on the gas
main; with the result that in a few
seconds a hole had been melted in the
main, the gas poured out and a great
dame shot twenty-five feet in the air.
It was then after midnight, and it was
very inadvisable to shut the big main
off. so it was decided to make an at-
tempt to stop the leak without shutting
off thegas.
An oil well trick was used. An iron
pipe six inchealn diameter and tvehtnty
feet long was etood on end beside the
gas main and then by careful manipu-
iation placed directly over the leak.
This sent the leaking gas shooting
through the pipe attd flaming out at the
Lop twenty feet in the air. Some gas
leaked out at the bottom of the pipe,
but this was easily Stopped, so the only
flame was that at the top of the pipe.
Ropes had been attached to the pipe,
apd finally at a given -signal the ropes
were yanked and the pipe was thrown
many feet away from the gas main.
The Pipe ca-rried the flame with it. The
leaking gas then shot directly into the
air from the main, but as there was
no flame near it did not burn. It was
then a . comparatively simple task to
plug the hble until permanent repairs
could be made.
The other scheme was to get to the
top of a high chimney without using
scaffolding or other expensive methods.
The chimney rose two hundred feet be -
gide a Missouri power plant, and it was
proposed to attach a sign running up
and down its.side. 4 little parachute
with a stout cord attached was pusbed
into the chimney at the bottom, the
flue gases carried it to the top and
then out into the air. It fell on one
side, dragging the cord after it. Then
by means of the cord a rope was pass-
ed up outside of the chimney and down
the inside and the chimney top was
eccessible.-Saturday Evening Post.
DEVILED SHIRTS.
•••••••••••••.•••••
with Win at tiltetime vointiteerea to go
and buy Mee, only to find that none of
the sleepahad in stock a garment stun-
ciently large to encircle the novelist's
eenereus girth of neck and chest.
At last, when on the point of relin-
quishing his search. Dumas' friend
eame upon a shop where a shirt called
"the hercuies" was advertised. The
tuime struck him as being one of good
onten, acid he entered. But alas, they
had. nothing' approaching the size re-
quired. Unless,' indeed, their customer
would care to take one made to order
'of a very. corpulent QUartier Latin
student. by. whom it bad been left on
*their hands: lAlthough covered wIth
little red devils careering about in red
flames, it was a ease of Hebson's
choice, so the Shirt was purchased and
taken home to flume, who, doubtless
entering into the humor of the situa-
tion, resolved to wear it at the recep-
tion.
"You would hardly believe WI he
said afterward, "but my costume -was
an immense success, and I really think
I have started a fashion of deilled
shirts for evening wear." -London Tit -
Bits.
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ANIJART 1 1915
WIERMINIINIIIIIMINIMM,BONANNORSIO
ae-e
ross an
did Funds
kick of the Mule.,
A 'wise man, in his own estimation,
announces that a mule kicks because
It doesn't know any better. This will
greatly 'surprise many students of eon- '
temporaneous mule life. If ever there
was an animal with low cunning ex-
pressed. In its eye and its twitching
nostril, that animal is the mule. Its
ability to place a kick "here it will
give the greatest offense to its victim
is something marvelouh.- ClevelancV
•
Plain Dealer.
• The Spanish Flag.
The red and yellow of the %Amish
flag is said to he derived from this oc-
currence: -In 1378 Charles the Bold
dipped his fingers in 'the blood of Geof-
frey, count of Barcelona, and drew -
them Oown the count's golden shield in
• token of bis appreciation of the latter's
bravery.. The shield, so marked. be-
came the arms of Barcelona, which- be-
came part of Aragon, and -its arms.
were taken by that kingdom.
1 ,
When Dumas Really Thought He Had.
Started a New Fashion,
Alexandre Dumas, the famous't
French romancist, was as recklessly
extravagant as be was abnormally
stout; and more than once found him-
self in awkward straits. Indeed, he
was, often enough without the com-
monest necessities, even of dress, as
when anxious to attend an ambas-
sador's reception he discovered he was
without a single clean shirt among his
linen. A friend who chanced to be
AIME
lf You Wish to Be Well You
Must Keep the Bowels Regular.
If the bowels do not move regularly
they will, sooner or later, become con-
stipated, and constipation is productive
of more ill health than almost any other
trouble. •
The sole cause of constipation is an
inactive liver, and unless the liiter is
kept active you nuey rest assured that
headaches, jaundice, Iteartbut-n, piles,
floating specks before the eyes, a feeling
as if you were going to faint, or catarrh of
the stomach will follow the wrong action
of this, one of the most important organs
of .the body. .
Keep the liver active and. working
peoPerly by the use of Milburn's Laxa-
Liver Pills.
Mrs. Elijah A. Ayer, Va.wcett Hill,
N.B., writes: "I was troubled, with
constipation for many years, and about
three years age my husband wanted me
to try Milburn's LaxalLiver Pills, as they
had cured him. I got a vial and took
them, and lsseire tinse I had taken three
vials.I wee cured. I always keep them on
hand, and when I need a mild laxative
tekeene."
Milburn's Laxa-Liver Pills are 25c a
vial, 5 vials for $1.00, at all dealers, or
mailed directon.recelpt of price by The
T.MilbUru Co., Limited, Toronto, Ont.
Winding Clocks.
Be careful about winding decks.
Wind them always at the same time
and never wind them too tOst... Find
out -just how many full turns of the
• key it. takes to wind the clock to the
proper point and always step with that
number of turns.
Roquefort Sheep.
The milk (Asa single Roquefort sheep
will in a year provide' from thirty to
forty pounds of cheese. In that die
triet of France there are about 8.000
sheep devoted to the cheese industry.
A Born Orator.
"Senator Wombat is considerable of
an orator 1 take it?"
"Oh, yes. He wakes eloquent ie bar.
towing a- match.'- Pi ttsim rgh Pose
„ REMARKABLE INSECTS.
•
Faculty of Smell Is the Most Highly
• Developed.
- The most valuable faculty poesesi-
ed by insects is their sense of smell.
Most insects her very poorly, and
ants in particular are absolutely deaf.
With all their batteries of eyes bulg-,
• ing in every direction these creatureit
de not seem to enjoy very- good' eye-
, sight. Some of the flying insects
cannot see well enough to avoid ob-
stacles which to them should took as
big as a barn.
But when it comes to the sense of
• smell the insect world is far ahead
of "any animal. Fabre, the great
French entomologist, confined some
female butterflies in a steelcagefar
from the natural haunts of the ins
!wets. To his surprise males of the
!species came from miles away and lit
on :he screen.
He then 'confined the females in
hermetically -sealed jars and placed
them' near pieces frequented by tlse
males. Not one paid any attention,
though the females were 'visible
through the glass.
To make sure .that the sense of
vieoll was the guiding force, Prof.
Fabre brought out some bits of paper
• and twigs on which the females had
rested. Males soon appeared, and,
Ignoring the females in. their- glass
Jars, circled. about the twigs and
paper. •
If a strange ant of the same specien
is placed ix an ant -hill he is violent/»
ly ejected. Every insect he meets
recognizes him instantly as an in.,
truder and helps in the ejection. .
If a small mouse dies in a field
certain Undertaker insects known as
sylphs and itecrophero will journey
from distances of more, ti,an a mile
• to -lay eggs in the body.
The bo -use -fly' acts golely on the
sense of mnell, In his flying abed he
Is perpetually trying to head. in the
slirection of each breath of food. odor
he meets, and dodges and turns with
each eddy of air until he locates the
source of the smell.
Mosmittoes find you in the -dark
rather more easily than in theday.
They smell their, victims outside the
house. Their sense of emelt' leads
them to windows, doors, or chimneys.
In theygo, and soon 'you hear their
song abqut your 'nears.
A Bed of Bayonets.
A. most rema.kable feat wasperi
formed before the rajah of Manipur
bY a Mussulmen, one of a company
of acrebats, who reclined at full
length upon the points of seven hay-
onets axed in the orthodox method
ID as many muskets. Four of the
• performer's assistants lifted, him up
• on, to his bed of spikes, *here 110
i carefully adjusted himself and *dies
tributed his weight so that the hay-
onet points did not pierce 100 flesh,
Th 3 back of his head rested on one.
- point, his shoulder blades on two
others, hie elbows on two more, while
1 the hollows behind his knees waged
the remaining two. The acrobat de-
clared after it -was all over Ihat be
haefelt as comfortable as if lying
on a bed.
The Dogs of.Tur• key„
In the 'matter of' iiidiess to api.
Male it is said that tho Mtirk camel
be surpassed. Thus at Stsunboul,ths
Wandering !dog*, are_.traiwith
great geliitinesS,, and't*td,1$11WIes_
tome into the world they lealreel
vita their mother at tlifikle`of
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Seaforth, Ontario
street in improvised xennexe man,
out of old boxes lined with straw ang
bite of carpet And frequently wheet .
a young Turk happens to be flush
money he goes to the nearest bake
shop and buys a quantity of b
-Which he distributes among the
of the quarter, who testify the
gratitude by jumping up at him wl
m sddy pawsand sniffing muzzles.
Handet 141 South Africa.
It can hardly be expected that
"post impressionism" will be coup
fined to pictures in, the future. *
friend of palm writea me from -Seidl
Africa that some genius out WO
has dbne "Hamlet" in the Taal and
quotes the following example which
seems to me extremely post impres-
sionistic. Here it is:
Hamlet-Wie is. u?
-Ghost-Ik is enn spook. .
Hamlet-Wies spook tau?
Ghost-lk is yu papa's spook.
Cold Feet.
Miring a marriage ceremony im
Scotlae d recently the bridegroom
looked extremely wretched, and he
got so fidgety, standing aret on one
foot and then on the other, that the,
"best man" decided he would ind Out
what the trouble was.
"What's up -i Jack?" he whispered,
"Hee ye lost the ring?" •
• "No," answered the unhappy one,
with a woful look, "the ring's safe
enough, but, man, I've lost ma en-
thusiesm."
alinintoom,
A Comparlse
"Why is a clock like a pretty and
vain young lady?"-, . *-
4 iT fon to see any resemblance.
„
Why?"
"Because it is all face and figure,
has no head to cpeak'of, is hard to
stop,when once it is wound up and
has a striking way of calling atten-
tion. to itself every hour ef the day"
-London Tit -Bits. .
To Ferment.
"You know' Elsie, that 'ferment'
means `to Work,' said the' teacher,:
"Now you may Write a sentence on
the blackboard containing the word
'ferment.'
After a moment's thought Elsie
wrote as follows: "In summer I love
to ferment among the fiosvers in our
garden," •
•Caught ifer.
"I beg yinir' pardon, ma'am, for
calling you to the door."
"What's the trouble?"
"Why, the lady next door told me
) You would buy a jar of our beautify..
hg cream because you needed it.
llut I see you don't. Good day,
ma'am."
"Wait one moment, please. I'll
take one anyway."
His Mistake.
"Look here," yelled the customer,
"didn't you tell me it would be safe
for .me to carry those six dozen eggs
home in my suit ease?"
did," replied the produce man.
"Weil, look fit this mentor yelled the
tustomer. - "Every dingbatted. one 'of
them Is.busted."
"Well," replied the produce man,
"you must hate forgotten to bard ball
them."--..cinclunati Enquirer,
Doing Good.
Ere that does good to another man
does also good to himself, not only in
consequence, but in every net of doing
for the conscience of well doing Is
ample reward. -Seneca.
Emerald isle.
It was Dr. W. Drennan who, on se-
men of ite verdure. first veiled ire-
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Love labor, for if thee deer fee Want -
It for food thou lent ler euesies-
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