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The Huron Expositor, 1914-07-10, Page 7_et R. Ss BAY& el FErt. XL*. ion a Me; the ffre rhL fieJd s et Own eteg men ar Iota for ' 'ere, ,zer`a- %nee way edei zer. iwn YAf,, tea- 'eed Ifl atne log r.er. ht. aty min od, hie dur A- z ta melt eeg rikk the saft aw- as !ct- E, WI; Lie at, ast Fra hio ter ad: itt 'tre 816 14 , (Va. VO, I ie rimgrraariarta•o•e•ra. ore tinenveyaneft licitoi for the MIM - I* PDX et the Awe. I T !if THE SWALLOWS., Raitway Tunnel Was Built Through n. Sand. Bank, rth, tioneO to loan e eolony of bank swallows taught ft - BERM bonetes er and up-staira over store, Main, etreati PatiliEBTIMX, • Atarrister, Solicitor, Cogyeyanese sea ram* fon Sale. Office, in Scott's ,blocia WI* street, Sewall, VIEW ° 0 I it I & =LORA* notary Ptak. 'Elolleitor for the then - 1& Uenk of Commerce. Money to lean, illarrintsrit Solleitorte Notaries' $tet Mosey to lend I* ilsaforthAnt Mon. by of *soh week., Office in ladd'block. L, Tarellanratlit. sad*/ VK V4 14, lbw irradust ot Oat:Arlo Veterin- Oellege. AR disease* of posses& -treated. Calls prOreptly-attand. not dards* moderate. Veterinary sitatietry n specialty. Office end mi. lk*, Leiadarich street, one dooreast ileatVik Attics, fiesforth. Olt> A.V1.1114. SUBBORSI, itradusite of (Wade Vitoria- . and honorary member of Aseedation of the Ontario College. Treat& dimities of Dalimette4tmIr by tbe most mod. principles. Dentistry aud lrev4 Mae aPposite Thcks Mein atreet, .111oeforth. All or- bit lett s the hotel will rtediageoept calls received. at -the f 1E111)10kisi KAHN, bs.-D.C.m aa- Ittelinmed street, London, Ont. Specialist e Surgery and Genito-Urin- &Ty Diee ee a men and women. F.. J. BURROWS, 41Ifflet pad resideacs-Goderich street,. vast ot Lisa Methodist church, getforth. *bone No. JO, Coroner for the County Illittnett MA SCOTT & MACW, , 1. G. tts iraduate od Victiain and Anew) o Phyalcians and Su4eons. Ann and member on ithe 'Ontario Crooner r .the f3ountY of Huron. Et, mackay,..benor wadnate atTrinlity tiniversity, and gold medallist otTeeine ttY Medical College; member (Atha Cols iege of Phirsicians and Surgeons,Ontacio • IIIKAH ROM. Gr&dua.t of -university at Toronto. Vacuity of lliodlcine, member • ot Co lege of PhOlcians- and Burgeons et 0134 graduate vourses, In Chicago of..abicago; Roya1 Op* liaspital„ Loadok . • Knits_ College Hospital, Liondoa, k ot tbsDinniniOri 0..rth.- Phone. Mo. S. Might red treat residence, Victoria Orth. ' litileTIONDERS.• 010MAS BROWN. , tasenossi anctioneer for .the counties At MIMI and Perth . Carreependence giadmisatt for este dates cep be made ley mills; op Phone ft, nesforth, or topoidtor office. Merges moder- n* and satlafection Iruarteateed. JOHNABWOLD,, Licensed auctioneer for the counties ot Huron eaul Perth. Arran.geraents for mate dates can be made by canton, up Phone 41, Setsforth, or The Expositor Office. Cltergee medetate- and, saftsfitc- tion_ guarenteed, ift PHILLIP& Licensed hue-tip/leer for the counties of Huron and Perth. Being a practical fartier ana thorotriy underatandfug the value Of farres 'oak and Implements ,macee we In a better position to re- -Satisfaction guaranteed or no pay. Ail adze good, prices. Charges moderate.' o'rtiers Left in Exeter will he promptly fraartii answered. Immediate ar- attended to. ,C P. R. Time Table Gaetiph and GOderiCh Branch TO TORONTO 7,05 am 2.00 p ir 7.30 " 2.25 " 7.40 " 2.85 ' 7.52 " 2,47 ' 8.20 " 8.15 ' 3.40 " 4.00 " 933 " - 4.83 " 10.15 " 6,05 " .,...,1„, .. Ar. 1020 " 6.45 -, VSO'S" To RONTO Tomato_ . ... . ....else 7.2.0 a. m. ' 4.30' eueiph ..ct...1.. .. Ar 9.40 " 1.10 " Guelph + ' 10.20 ' " 6.5C Ehmra " 10.59 " /.2.2 " , Limitood Set . . " 11.2a e 7.43 " failverton" 11.4?, ''s 6.02 Walton. , 1, ." 12.16 8.86 " Myth...-. .! - ' 12.98 " 3.48 ' '4oderiell...1.1. . . .... ' [0)p. m. ConnectiOns at Linwood for Listowel„ Con - eotions at Guelv.h Jct. with main line tor Galt t Voodsiock, ',mail, De :rof 'id Chicago au al uternictliate lines. . Goderich Auburn..............-. Birth aiwra.„ WatAWir..ereoirfar.” MaVertOn„ r • LIAWOOd iretE Guelph. Guelph Jct.. . • ... 14 41 el 41 a Grand rimk Railway System flatly/ay Time Table. Trains leave Seafortii as follows: 10.45 ra For Clinton Goderich Winghanisnd • Kincardine. For Clinton and Of:Alert:Ai For Clinton, "gingham and Hines dine. For Clinton and Goderich. For Stratford.. Guelph, ToxontOE Orilliax North Bay and Points wet Belleville and Peterboro and, points , , east, For Stratfoza, Guelph, Toronto', Mon. treat and points east. nor Stratford Guelph and Toronto 1.%) p ni 6 1.8 pm 11.13 p m 7 61 a la p 32 pm - 'toeing but observtng engineen,how to otilld a tunnel that his more learned,. superiors bad refused to undertake. el North - of Barlingten, V t, Ilea • read eand,plain,bigh above the !wed f Lake nilianepIrdn, throttglt which the Centut rallrottd was to be carred by a. ttnnel. 'The eande'destitnte.'of moist. are, wottld not cohere, but eruinbled ltWO tte teen as an excavation was made. After several -cc:fatly -trials the engineers decidedthat the tunnel. WilS impracticable. . A -young man in the ettglrieer's office esaid be could tunnel tile Sandl)ank at sesmall east, He said heeeould build the tunnelafon so many dollara ran; ning toot, but that he coindn't expect the -railway people. to net Open: WS Onlnittn when so many. American and European engLieers had declared- the project Impracticable. 1 The managers, however, gave him a contract to build fifty.feet.of the bat- ter On the face of the nand bank -he marked the line of an areh larger than the proposed tun -nett and on this dine drove sharpened timbers into the bank: Then he removed six feet of the sand and drove in another arch of twelve foot timbers. removing' six Net more of sand. This process be repeated un- til he had space enongh to begin the masonry. As fast as the- masonry was completed the .space above it was filled, leaving the timbersi In place. Eta pierced the -bank with the cheap- est tunnel ever built, • which now stands as firm as on the day it was finished. - He was asked" whether .there was any suggestion of the structure adopt- ed by him to be foetid inihe hooks on se 'engineering. " "No," he said, "It came to ,me in this way: I was driving by the place •wbere the attempts. were made and. saw that a colony of swallows -had made their homes in the bank. - It odt eurred to me that these lIttle engineers had disproved the assertion that tbe sand had D.Q. eithesien. As every swan= low's hcane is a self sustaining tunnel without masonry. I thought that by extending their method I could) con- struct a larger termer The bank itwal- low is the inventor; 'I am simplit. his imitator." -Boston Post. ,Imem/Mirmamioft...• "SWIFT, • FLiING. 'STARS; - V'astness of the Universe Indicated by Their Long Travels. t The almost incredible distances' of the heavenly,bodies are well illustrated by- Camille Flamtnarlotas comments to the Societe Adronontque de Prance on the stedy by V. M. Slipher of the Lowell observatory on the speed of the nebula in Andromeda, which is 300 ki- lometers a second. Flamm:11'1°n re- -marks that if this •speed has been maintained since the days of Hipper- chus, fiventy centuries ago, the nebula bas traveled In that time 19,000,000, - Po° kilometers Hipparchus made a catalogue of thevisible stars, and this nebula is net foend in his list, although it can now be seen with the naked eye. Had it been as brilliant 2,000, year§ Lego as It is today, HIpparcItus, living _ under the clear sky of Alexandria, could not well have overlooked it. -"Must we then concIutleal asks Plant - merlon, "that its twenty centuries of approach to us have been enorigh to• increase its. btilllancy? The parallax of the nebula . is 0.17 second, Which corresponds to a distence of 181,000,- 000,000,000 kilometers. It takes light nineteen years to travel that distance So in 2,000 years its distance Would have diminished by abont one-tenth." But then, no one knows that it has maintained this terrific speed through- out the centuries. It -may have moved more slowly or more rapidly at any time. All is conjecture except the. actual, figures for Its present speed and distance. The fact that bodies moving at such 'steeds are not seen to mete brings borne to us the vastness a the uni- verses -New York World. LONDON HILAZON O. BRUCE!. NOPassenger BTA .r...r. London, deParc.............. 8 42 .4 50 Centralia, .. ... ... . ..... i • . 0 . 9 33 6 43 Eeeter. ........... 9 44 5 54 Henn% ...4-..... ... . . ... . 9 55 6 05. nippers , to tn. 611 Bracefield, ...... .. .. . ..-:10 09 6 19 011uton ., . - . . . .. 10 25 6 35 Londeaboro.' 11 18 . Blyth, 11 -7 7 05 ...... . .. .. 11 40 7 18 Wingharii, wive. . 11 50 ' 7 25 . 801.1311 •Passengsr- Wingham, depart 6 38 5 38 Beigmve. .. i. 6 60 3 44 BlVtb. .'. .... ... . ... 7 04 3 56 LOndesborO7,:.. ... . . ..- .-7 13 4 0-1 Clinton, ...4. ... .......;'7 29 18 Brucedeld, ....:828 A 89 Kippen, ...... -... .. . . 8 56 'I 47 Henson. 8 41 4 52 Ereter,„ ..... ..:,...,-_8 54 500 - Centralia, . .. . . .;,.... - ... .... 0 04. 5 15 tondos, arrive-....,0 52 6 00 Time Alone Would Tell. Mrs. Ross had a daughter who was of the opinion -Abet her voice was her fortune. The mother sent her to a well known vocal teacher for lessens and. after a short time called on the teacher to ascertain his opinion. "Do you think," she asked the pro- fessor, "that my daughter wM ever become a noted singer?" "I gent zay," replied the professor. "She may. She dell me she-gome of a long lived family." -National Monthly. Th. Lest Hole, Indeed. The story IS told of an andent Scotch golfer whose companion died and was about to be 'buried. The Scotchmen struggled out to the cemetery to be present at the interment, and arriving there did not know where the grave we& He summoned a boy with a whistle. • "Whist, Ia.d," he ,sald. "Ws a new course. Wiutur'ti the hoIe?"--New York Post. 'Some German Taxes. • Anicmg the curious taxes imposed in Germany on various objects are those on baby carriages, where the amount is 40 cents eacli, and $1.50 tax on caged nightingales, of which there have. not been any for many years, and tourists, for whom the hotel keeper Is taxed° 2-14 cents, which'is, added to the bill, • Notice From the Cook. • , "Don't take any notice of tbe cook, dear." .. "But, John, I have to take it when she gives it to me:IF-Baltimore Amerl- • CASTOR 1* lior Weds GA Moira% !IiT Map Own cm Atom* oil THREE: NOTCH. ROADS., Thi Curiae,IlI Comes FP0171 the Name of 'George111. in MIssottri and some' other nentral western states there are taids that are caned "three notch roads." -They are public highways, as distinguished'. riven the roads -that, lead to a sawthill, a schoolhouse. a -church or - an isolated farmhouse. A three 'noteb road. "goei oineeebere." Proeecling along such oad,, the traveler is bound, 111 time, to react) a tOwn. There nett behind- the curious title an • interesting story. It appears that Inleg Geotge III. decreed that all Eng- lish public roads, hs king's highways, should be. marked With WS_ name. In. the colonies it was often impossible to mark the roads _with the care and --thoroughness *thatwere fleet' in Eng - land, and in the wilderness it wa enougli • to -cut three • vetches on the largest trees'along the roads. After the. Revolution. of emirse, the name Of -Ring George 'was 'omitted. but the three notgnes.Proved useful as a means of Marking public. roads. Virginia colenists, at Is said, carried the practice into Tennessee, Kentneky and Indiana, and their children, In turn, tarried it into. Mtssouri. o Originally Missouri bad no counties. Later, when they were, tormed,_ the state decided that if -tbe task were left - to the counties there would be little road building. Accordingly, the state construeted the rotas, and marked them With three notches.. Later, when the counties undertook to build roads,. they were designated. in the timber tountry by .two notches. Prior , to and during the war between, the states the distinction was preservo ed, and three notch roads were al- ways' "through roads" that led from one town, of importance to -another. Two notch roads were less important highways,' and roads net notched at ail were either -Jell roads or plank - roads, A rail 'road was a road leading to a camp. sybere men .eplit rails, and a plank r ad 'led to a sawmill. -- Youth's Cothpanion. NOT CERTAIN,, BUT HOPEFUL. Willie Clearly Diagnosed .the Case- In His Letter to His Aunt Dear Auntey-I did not rite to you for a long time now witch Is not credi bul to me becatva Bentley Begg told me he Yoostoo have an aunt very mutch like you and he did not rite to „her for a long time nnd one day his muther came in very sad and said to Rennry your aunt dide yesterday and when he thought .of bow she dide without getteft an ansur to her last let. ter it almost broak his hart and for a Jong time he could not eat the rest of his dinner. * * The trubble. IS that When we are young and beltbyt we do not think of how our rellitives*are oicl and aptoo any time ateall and so wet do not rite as oftenas we ()Ito and are sorry after wurd when it is too late. Henury, Begg WrIS tellen ine about ins aunt yesterday and ladw she yods too send him presulas and suultit es n3unuey whenethere was a serkus men which the merest one now Is tWo weeks fromWensdAy. This makes it all the sedder for Elen- nry. Th price of tiekets to a serkus Is a Imo ter for boys the sighs of us and Hen redsaunt • yoostoo always send him fifty sense for two tickets If be shout wawa take . anuther boy with lain as theY often do. . The se kus witelt is eommen here two week from Wensday is Simmons & Sapp's orld's greatest nickul plated three tin s ne phis ulter peerless .ae- real tratre 1 equine sennsation and zoo- logicle agergation with the world fa- tuous iloamin Hipperdroaen and sele- brated artusts in the sublimest spec- ticles, ever staged for the eddifficatIon of Man witch t copied from the bills as warty as possibul, and It looks as if it was goen to be a pretty good show. 1 gess alt the boye are goen exsept EletintPand me withh are not surten but Itbapful. Two weeks from Wens- day.-eSaturday Evening Post MATCHMAKING IN INDIA..-„ One Sitheme That Gave a Missionary the Surprise of His Life. , - Almost every tete. who litte feleilds in mission work in India knows that one very important function of the mis- sionary is to play the part of maten- ma ker tit his flock. But few, if , any have heard of the conditions beink re- versed and the fled{ turning Meta, - maker der their missionary. That doee occur, however, as the letter writteu by a missionary .who lives at Turn corn], sonth India, tells: On New Year's day, 1911, as I was seated in ray little mud cottage at Tuticcnin a number -of people entered the veranda and cerenioniously came into My room, bearing trays of' dow- el's, fruits, raisin's and 'sugar, which , they placed at my feet like suppliants who desire to gain the hearing .of a petition. After all due ceremonial eti- - quette had -been observed- and I had indicated ray willingness to hear their petition l3rotber Gnana Draviana. • a prominent ia•,wyer in Tuticotin, began 1 reading in Tamil- an address to .tvbich . tbe others gave -strict 'attentionit ran like this: e: "Reverend :Sir -You have now for nearly two years bestowed great care and labor upon us; ministering to our spiritual welfare and striving for the health of our souls to nuch an extent that you have greatly Impaired your own physical health, end we feel that you need some one to care for yon, since you do 'net care.- for yourself. ! We fear lest your zeal in our behalf may deprive us at once of your lifel; and servIce&. Therefore, with Jiro - found humility and sincere respect, we venture to request you to marry a good vrontan, Who will both care -for you and help us." , • This was naturally a confusing thing C-hiVdren Cry • FOR FLETCHER'S CASTORIA 0 MOrSeshe •WO, Et.004 Pills are ivthe teat nwrIkin., for the thil rem t hey ate t. ?mitt t ed -when their didneye pie out of -order -when evereindulet nee in some favorite ;cod gh-ee them indigestion -D Morse's jedien Root Pills will quicldy and surely.put them right, Purely vegetable, they neither sicken, wealtenor gripe, likeharshpurkatives. Guard yeur 'children's health is always keeping a box m Dr, Morse Indian Root Pills in the house, , They Keep the Children %Veil no nappeu, pun 1 was Puma to re- 1, spontl tefluch an eloquent appeal, and i whmethe applause died away 1 rose I ond answered with considerable effort: 1. "Youn affectioetiteregard for my welfare is so overwhelming that I have , no words in width to express my ap-. predation." and sat down, quite faint from the exertien. But the novelty of the situation *overcame my fatigue, nd, tinting to one of the • elders, asked if they had any particular per- son In Mind as one who would be will- ing to become my helpmeet and be equal to all the responsibilities they • tied outlined. Immediately...Miss W.'s najne was mentiotted. "Bet" said 1, "I don't believe she would -bare me." This eeented to me like tnatchmaking wtth a -vengennee What a high banded net, to betsuret, To order their pastor to marry, and theta to, choose 'the girl • besides! But the worst was. -still to eome. "We hare already seen her and told her she must have yeti," said' Brother Rajappan. - So it wa$ settled., I may add that my wife and I have reason to approve highly of the kndian method of match- making, but It should be eombined with .the western method Mt courting, as in our case, to secure the -hest re- sults. -Exchange Average American's Taxes. • Somewhere In the United States in a - small' city lives the ayerage American. Ile bas a faintly of fourincluding-him- self, and earns $51d -a year. Some one else in -Ms family, perhaps a.stenogra- pher 'daughter, contributes $330 to -the farally fund, making the -total incotne of $847. He feels that be pays noth- ing, or next to nothing, for the privi- lege on living, in a free, country, with warships on the sea and street lights In front of his house, with a policeman on his corner,a public service commis- sion looking after his interests aUdea copyof the Congressional Record tent- ing to hlta regularly. The truth is that :"of his $847,a year he pays $140 toward 6 the upkeep of his government-WOrld's Work. e Circulation of the Blood. The idea of some sort of movement of the blood in man and the lower ant4 mals was possessed by. Arifitotle and other Greeks and by tbe physicians of the Alexandrian school as well as hy the doctors and surgeons'of the middle ages. In fact, even the village barbers knew of such moyentent But no one, not even the -Wisest of men, had any conceptio%of a continuous stream re- turning to its source -a circulation in the true sense of the werd-or of the functions of the heart as tbe motor power of tbe movement of the blood until it waslOemonstrated by Harvey 1n1628. Pilgrims at Bemires. 'Senores, an Indian holy city, is the victim of pilgrimages. -Many of the pilgrims are' in the last Stage of illness and find their way to the city to have their:remains cremated on the banks or the Ganges. A large number of hospitals have to be -provided for the reception of the sick, and the distinc- tion of being a holy magnet. Is not greatly appredated by the residents of the city. -Exchange. Brox-11'Jan Vessels. - All 13razillan vessels engaged in the - coasting trade and carryingpassingers, either casually or regularly, and mak- ing voyages of more than seventy-two hours between the place of debarture and port of destination, must have on board a Brazilian doctor nominated by the minister of the interior. • . That's All. "1 did not think you would associate with such a man." "I shUn't associate with him much. I am Merely going to. marry Wm." - Houston Post. A.n Injury done to charaeNr is 50 great that it cannot pattilily be esti- f/Pate4 . The First skyscraper. • The first skyscraper watt planned (but ntit built) by a Parisian architect in the year 1601. it was to be m re' than 300 feet high and provide r onis for 500 persons. A Good Example.. Father-eWhy did you ru away, Pratte? Franz -Because znn4inu»ns so unkind. Father --That Is n reason., Do I run away? , Good manners are the blo SOWS of good sense and good feeling- ' Consistent. "The people who say that women .are inconstant and inconsistent," de . dares tbs. philosopher of , folly, "are .dead wropg. A few years ago a glri told, metihetwas Jest -tteenti:tffe sad she sticks to the same figures Cleveland Leader. e A Man's Income. "At what period In life ebould a man's income be largest?" • ""It is usually reported to he largest at the period of his life In which his wife tries to shove the court how much , alimony he could pay." -fat Louis Post -Dispatch. IN IGNORA that Wander- the Shade of $ir leasse Newton Was Disgutted. ingustine 1iri ell tuthtw and states. map, at a newepaper men's dinner 'told a ilniquieglioat story. - "I have been haunted ever sine was &moat a boy," he, eftids ''hY the constant repetition of pile and the same dream. It comes let° me again and again. It is this: I dream 1. am walking about somewhere , in some plain or desert, and I suddenly encouu- ter the agitated ghost. of-, Sir - Isaac Inewton. He approaches Me, his eyes 'almost starting, out of hishead; he tells 'me who he is and how ignorant he Is of all that had happened in the world of science sine be left. "'Now,' be Say& Want yet to tell Me in a few words, for I have only a quarter of an hour -left, all tilt has happenedto the ,race-tbe progress. Hone Is it? I knoif what It was when left it Whitt IS it 130W r My beart 'sinks, ead, covered with contusion, I. stumble, I stutter, I stammer, I bee` come ntore and More involved, my Ig- norance benomes more and more ape parent, and at last the unhappy ghost,: throwing-qp his hands leaves me with dismay. "That dream constantly cornett to we The only difference. Is that the Moment the unhappy Sir Isaac Newton semi me now he says, 'Oh, that old ignoramus!' and departs." -Pall Mall Gazette, FORCE OF VIBRATION. A Musical Chord, That Shattered a Hugs Glass Bowl.. Discussing the proposition that ,a• wineglass can be broken or shattered to 'pieces by a musical chord. Edgar -Lucien Larkin in the New York Amer- ican'safs:. ' "I had a huge glass bowl one foot in diameter resting on Its glass stand. The flint glass was from one-quarter to three-quarters of an loch thick.- I ros- ined a violin bow, drew it across the edge, and the entire bemiephere of solid glass disintegrated Into bundreds of small pieces. The sound of break- ing into fragments was entirely- un- known, to me, a crackling or grinding. and the bits of glass flew far apart "I had used thiel same bowl before classes for several years,. With violin bows But on this particular day the stUdents as well as I were surprised at the breaking and unearthly noise. "The fact Is I happened to vibrate the bowl- with its key note-tbat is, set harmonic rate, which weans the pre- cise rate with which it was able to vi- brate to send forth that note, for notes are rates of , vibration, and they alt obey, rigid and beautiful harntonic mathematical laws, and these agree with other set and fixed tette." RINGS OF AIR.. How to Blow Out a Lighted Candle - Twelve Feet Away. Theidistance fret') which an. average , man an blow out a candle rarely ex- ceeds ;three feet If he Is an adept at blowing smoke rings, however, ti 'can- dle may be -extinguished at twelve feet Of course. the smoke Isn't necessary. An ordinary air ring will do and has the added advantagemf being inivisible.- Sirtmlipucker the mouth as you would to blow a smoke,ringmnd expel air In a quick, sharp number. It takes a good deal of practice to do it , A.n easier way to show the effect If one is doubtful is to place a sheet of cloth or canvas over the open side of a box otherwise closed, making a small, round bole In eanother side. Then tap In a sharp manner On the canvas and invisible air rings will be - produced. If the hole is pointed at a person's face and the rings are made he will .feel themas they strike his face. Only a few trials are necessary - to eitinguish a candle at twelve feet To render the rings visible a smudge 'may be burned in tbe box, or a small dish of ammonia may be placed side by side 'with a small dish of hydro- chloric acid, the combined fumes of thee() liquids making a dense smoke. The explanation why one can put out the "candle at twelve feet is that the energy of expulsion is -conserved and practically all retained in the smoke ring, while a simple blowing bas to set In motion a whole stream of air and is therefore wasteful. -Chicago Becord-Heraid. BOTH SIGNED THE NOTE. A Financial Formality That Puzzled Both clay and Webster. b' - The men fn official Washington seem to have less 01' a halo ablint them than in the good old dais, when the tower- ing tform of Webster or Henry Clay would attract more attention on Penn- sylvania avenue than a brass band or a tango dancer in 1914: In a bank tbe Other day I saw a note indorsed joint- ly by Henry Clay and Daniel Webster. The story is told that Clay asked Web- - der to indorse a note with him for $500. ."All right," said the studious and thoughtful Webster, "I'll do so, Clay, if you'll make it $1,000 and give me half." Clay _ agreed to the compact and the two set out for Banker Riggs, signed the nate with due solemnity and securedthe proceeds As they swung across the threshold out again on the avenue and divided the rnoney Web- ster In his 'ponderous voice remarked to Clay, ."Henry, why do you suppose Mr, Riggs wanted our names on that note?" "It baffles nue, Daniel," responded - Clay. "Perhaps he desired some me- mento to hand down to posterity, for cannot at this momentIcenceive how It is going to be paid for the present generation:" The canceled note is today a souvenir, worth worth -many times its face, • because of tbe illustrious signers -Joe Mitchell Chapple in National Maga- zine. .` Tvvain's Rate. Mark Twain Went to tufa one auto- mobile show In his life. lie went ' There nothing useless tom man of with a petroit friend. After lie had sense; clever people -turn everything to ° 1).q.cannt n'oatainebeen shown the cars and othem aighta . The: people are the bestjudges of merit in the long tun,that's.• -why Comfort Soap cciutselis itkriva'S. - P SIT1VELY THE LARGEST SALE IN- CANADA the friend 'said: "Coxne on over liere, The greatest salesman in the automo- bile business is working, and I. Want you to hear him." • They went- to a pia& where the salesman was talking to a possible customer about the merits - of &Is car. He was rattling outward so fast' that Twain gasped. s. "-Sakes alive," said Twain In 'his slowest drawl, "If nty publishers ever heard me talk as fast as -that man doee they wouldn't pay me 80 cents a wordeor even 2 cents. - They'd make me produce words about a hundred for • nickel." -Saturday Wining Post COWED THECHINESE The "Foreign Die}iile Used a College ' ° • Voiles a• Battle Cry. On board a launchion which I Was Flailing up tbe Yapt2 e- river - Were shout thirty Chinese' ()idlers of suet' a ragamuffin a ppearanc6 se to.excite my Suspiciens,' tint fortunately without • their rifles. • As evening of theefirst day Cam* on they crowded around the =small deck bonse and demaoded of the native agent. to know what the "for- eign devil" was doing here. Now, 'I and been cleaning and oiling the mud - one parts of my simple machine gen dining the day. . Before nightfall I drew the blinds of the deckhouse and, luickly.assembling the gun, slipped in a loeded belt. I now- told the agent, • who Wati :white with fearto tell these felloWithat this loreign devil" "belong crazy" and -also , -bun leld" tvery 'fierce) and as a sort of • minting to "keep off tbe grass" I open- ed the door and let off a string of about fifty shots into .the airat the tante time giving the l'ale.college yell, what') was the handiest warcry I could think of at the moment. • Whether It was the information ite patted by the agent, Chen, the shots or the Vale cheer I cannot say, but all hands crowded to the other end of the -launch and remained at a respectful distitnce until Nanchang was reached, to the great annisement of the Chinese - captain and engineer, who, however, had deemed it good policy to allow the passengersto settle their , own disputes without Interference. This ineident is pleasant to remember, but - at the timed was badly scared. -From "Drununing Revolutionary China." by Riartlett G, Yung. in World's Work, ORIGIN OF BANK CHECKS. Dense London Fogs, it Is Said, Forced Their introductioi. It Is claimed that the butiness world owes the idea ,of the bank check to nothing else than London's, fogs . These fogs i are sometimes of such a density that the pedestrian can see but a few feet ahead of bim, Something over a hundred .years ago, it is said, the attacks of tbieves and highway- men in the British capital -upon bank messengers and tradesmen going through tbe streets to settle their bills became so frequent in times of heavy fog as seriously to interfere with the conduct of London's business. It vat erely for the ma to ambush his victim; alub him into insensibility, rob him itati then disappear into the murky atmosphere, with little likeli- hood a apprebension or identification or that paasersby would witness the 011111118111011 of the crime or be of any ttssistance in tbe cbase. In these circumstances bankers, tradesmen and others set their wits to working, with the result that the bank dwelt. was 'devised for the paymeirt of debts Soon the highwaymen found tbat a few pieces of paper were all the booty they were likely td get from a -holdup" of even a , wealthy trades- man. Accordingly the activities of the daylight robbers soon came -to an end, but the convenience of the bank check proved so great that It survived not only in London, but was adopted -thtougbout the elviliked world. -Wash- ington star. Raw Sponges. To persons who know sponges only as they appear ready for sale and use the animal is It tomes from the -sea would be unrecognizable. It IS a solid looking, rather elitny, fleshy body, va- rying be eolor from light grayish yel- low through at range of browns to black and in form it is cup shaped, spheroidal or cake shaped, according to the species, its age or the envitton- ment in which it grew. In general, in appearance and consistency and the mariner in *bleb It cuts with u knife, a Being Oder s wool Sponge is not un- like a pleee of beef liver 'perforated with holes and canals. The eponge of the enatkets is -merely the skeleton, the supporting framework' which gives strength and form to the solt gelati- nods tissue of the living Unmet. Imaginary -Whys of Celibacy. Curious how when a man remains a bachelor people will speculate concern- ing his celibate state: 'Well, he has bad an unfortunate af- fair some time -or other, Woenanlas at- tractive as he has gone tills -long with- out a tender. memory to accompany him." Of a woman: . "Funny she never mended. Now, - you'd tbink she'd he attractive to the men, wouldn't you?" -New York Sun, Dogs From Canada. The dogs which Sir Ernest Shoo( kleton will take with him on WI Antarctic expedition are a cross be- tween -a wolf and a Scot& stag hound, and have been bred in North- ern Canada. The lightest a then' 'will turn the scales at SO poundei whereas the heaviest dog with tit(' last 'Shackleton expedition weighed 45 pounds. They have been selected by the experts of the Hudson Bays Company, and will be under the charge of one' of the most experienet. ed drivers from Canada, 1.110 wad chosen by the tonaraissioners of tlid Northwest Mounted Police. - The latest appointments to the ex- peditionary staff _are air Philip Let) rockieburst, who was With Shackle ten in 1907 and 1009 and who made the first ascent of Mount Erebus i and his brother, Lieutenant CorattneY Brocklehurst, of the llth Hussars; Hemdreds of applications for posit tions with the expedition have been received. pirsi Explorer of Yukon. Mr. Thomas Martindale- in lis re- cent book, "Hunting in the 17PItee Yukon/' just published, remarks: e "It will surprise Most people to know that the 'fret prospector ta' cross from the coast to the head4 waters of the Yukon river was One George Holt -according to the-reporf of George M. 'Dawson, C.M.G., LL 11 P.R.S.-bY all odds the most ryfamoul sueyor, geologist, and naturilis among Canadian soientists. '‘Holt's Interney was made in 1878, so that at tht3 present time the short 'space ad thirty-five yearsi only divide this new well known territory front the oblivion -1n Which it was involved prior. to that year. "The intrepid George Holt wee afterwards murdered by Indians at Cook's Inlet, Alaska,, in 1885, seven years after ids successful journey, from ocean to rivet." : Ontario Playground. nit year seven additional town) ships have been added by the One tai io Governraetat to the area of Ale gongein National Park, making the total- acreage of this great pleasure resort over two and a half million -acres. }log -raising In I3. C. Hog -raising is being extensively taken up in British Columbia. . Good News.For Papa. "When 1 promise to marry bum do youwanthim to edrare and ask Your "No, not my 'consent' but I would - like to have him OA in and ieil me ale good hews. 1 sort of feel like I needed zheerIng up." Houston Post. , Suddenly Tired,. "Good gracious, what a' sight you are! What have tent been doing-' "The barber bad plat lathered me wben some one came in dole told hint that he had -won the hug prizeAtt a lottery antl 'be retired at enee."---iflie. gend Matter. Hard Leek Hard luck is when a 11111t1 3V130 dileS not like oysterseats upe for politent.ss. discovers a $100 pearl and abet' keeps on eating them indelinitely to find an- othert-Chicago News. t , Brief illness RetiefielaL There are same who confess that they never really read. Or appretiated their_ daily paper until they had' to stay In bed to read It and siaddenlY dis- covered it was rather good reading, And I know men who rent pleasant houses - in delightful auttuabs, Yet scarcebe ever see them until a blessed pain oceure aud they stay at hotne for a few days -In bed. A few days' "bed- ding out" migbt do.many human 'plants - a lot of good. -London Chronicle. Napoleon's Generals. Many of Napoleon's generals resefrem the ranks. Bernadotte, the grandee') of a blacksmith; ,Murat, the son Of tanner; Lannes, the son of It small farther; Neer, the son of a poor Alsa- tian cooper; Suchits the son of a silk , weaver; Jourdan, the son pf a country leech; Mortier, a brewer's boy; Oudinot, a .farnier lad; MacDonald, grandson of a Ultit crofters and Lefebvre, a barraek room brat. Proud Recollection. "Yon teem rather elated this morns Ing." "I am," replied sir, Meekton. "Last . night illy wife mistook inc for a bur- glar. It's the only time in my life that 'Henrietta Was actually afraid of melt -Washington Star. Domestic Jar. • ' She -My poor Mother begged me not to marry yon. He -Thief Tbat's the only time she seemed/Interested in tna welfarel-Judge. , Sound, CW1111011 sense without eio- tmence is better than folly with a due -doer of language, ildren FLETCHEWS CASORIA 0 • a