The Huron Expositor, 1905-11-24, Page 12AUOVON SALES.
f.TION SALE of Faroe Steck-Theme, Brown
les h:tePived -tructioes frau. P. A. O'Sultivan
1 by puldie auction on taturee.v. Nov. 15th, at
ock p. M., at Dick's Stock Trade, Seaforth,
preperty. viz : Cattl -10 choice
60Wel sued epringere 10 ht Pere 2 ;cove •
old, 1 2 7care old, year Br g item, 6 year,
ling hikr. Ples-I0 pigs- ft months eel, 8 Aare i
pig& heavy draft trate re yeare el", in t
foal to ashwood, 1 thivieg colt,' 2 years old, 1;
ain't get irir t o:tienthe old, 1 draft filly t months
ed. WMP-10),3•01V1,8 eredit on approved j ent
mete; A diecoune of 4 cents on the dollar allowed
ea. . No oulcie steel( teed at tble sale. P. A. t
O'SULLIVAN, Propiletor : THOS. BROWN, Auc-
tioneer. 19784
TOTION SALE of F;rn Star* and implemente
Titre. KernIck haft iostructed Messrs.
d Phillip- to sell by public) tuotion on 1
Lot 1 and 2, Coeeessinn 2, L. It. S., I
or* Teureday, November 80th, •tet one
he following veil:ethic preperty, viz.:
rem' purpeee brood mare sltPPosed to
ba i foe Priorr4 Oen ; 1 woikleg team ; I
epriego colt Bind by Pricee Hero ; 1 geldiag, 2 ye ars
op, wed by Bineeden William Cattle -8 CCWS
SUPPtled
to belt) calf to a thorehred ehoethorn
leen ; calves ; 2 fteeM rising 3 rears old ; 5 deem-
ri-tioS 2,-; 1 bettor 2 yeers old ; steers t eater I lci ;
1 tbereered rktliire mow due t • ferrow 8th Deo.;
3 Cheater white eow duo te farrow Deo 8th ; 1
thorobted Yorkehire boar ; 19 pigs about 3 menthe
old ; About 50 hens. Implements -1 lubber weeron,
/ lane- teuek wagon, 1 binder, 1 mower, ;Jug rack,
eteek reek, 1 patr bobeleighe. home rake, I sulky
plow, 1 t we -furrow plow 2 walking plows, 1 souther,
I wheelbarrow, 1 roller, 1 thtee.horee spring teeth
-rultIvator, 1
rt iron harrows, lc= feeder); 1 'tnu
heat, 1 faening sniff, I set 1,000 lb. weight! Reale; t
National es am Doperator,1 water trough, 1 traw
eutter, 1 ekant ked cook, I...two-netted covered
buggy, 1 eingle buggy. 1 set double hareem), 1 eet
finale herpes; a quantity of elm lumber.12 bunchee
red eedar ebinglee, a quantity of 4 and 6 inch tile
and OthOZ articles too nureerc ue to mention. Ali
will eoaltivtly be sold se tbe proprietor has sold hts
fetem and le going toto other busiike. Tern.se-All
enmeof ea and under, caeh ; over that amouot, 12
mouths' credit will be giVen on furnishing eppr Tired
joint melee. A edema et 5 per cent. per annum
allowed hie cash OA creche -amounts. THOMAS
tteneume Proprietor; T. oemeaon flea t.
PHII*LIPet, Auotioneera. 1979.2
IMPORTANT NOTICES.
- -
ITI1( 0 tTTLE-Strayed from the premises of
endereigned, Let 2. Oeneessido 9, Ac-
e abeut tbo end of Oatotter, eve heaa of (tette.
Two have big white feces and all have till tage on
them Are: inforteatian kaang to their recovery
will be tevicerdod. W. G. HART, Wiethrop.
1279x4
103 FOR, SeRRVICE-eThe underalgrod bee on
leitet *rue cu the Harem Rome Hibbeet.ono mile
r Dublin. two thorobred pige for service. Tim
an gaglitill Mrigabite and the other a Tame
Tney se good pigs ae can be enured.
rms--31, and thorobred sows, 82. both payable at
%he time of service with privileme
ge of returg if no
easiery, PETER .Do0OcBer.SY, Dublin. 107d
TEACHERS WANTEIS.
TEAOHna-Teacher wauted for Sehool Sec -
1. tion No 8, By. duties to commence right
away, until Christmas, 19e6. Goal s lery oan be
expected. HENRY Titt'ElliNER, Seeretarer-Trea•
sorer, Daehwood P. 0, Ontario.' 1979x3
0 TEACHERS -Teacher melted tor, the school
in notion No. 8, ritepbene Dutiee ta oona-
utenco Januerv, 1906. Applications to be address-
ed to the undeesigned eeoretary-breasnrer, Gerold
Bend P. 0., WL PaTERSON, 11194
'10 TEAOTIERS.-Teaoher wanted for Union
1. School Section No. le Hey and ;Manley. Duties
to eeremenceJternucry lete 1905 Appiteatione ttat.
trg eataty received up to November 26th. •
81'3D115.,, &era:my-Treasurer, Dryedate P. O.
1978e4
leftEACHER WANTED -Teacher for the eth form
1. ie. the Eleaforth Public eehoole•-•Daties to core -
mace Jammu let, 1006. Initiel eatery, 88:0. Ap-
plications received, up to Noven-ber 3011), 100e!
Address JOHN RANKIN, BeereterY SOhool
Board, Hoe 403. fkafortie . 1e723
EACHER WANTED. -Wanted for Sehoele See.
e don No. 6, Tueiceramith male or fetnaie
teaoher, duties -to ccrnmence January let, 1006. Ap•
plications ta be received: by the undereigned not
later thao Nov. 80. Stbfi
ate quacatiens and selery
deelred. THOS. COLEMAN, bee., Beet 101- Ete
niondville P. 0. 197720
;
EACHER WANTED. -For Sehool Section Nee 1,
Hulled; a male or fetrude teaeher, holding a
And cr sewed view) certificate. Lutiee tri corn.
•mence Jae. Srcl. 1906. Applieationa etating ,salary
wanted, experieeee and reterencee received* the
underaigned up till Nov. teth. Wid. WILOON,
SeeeeTreae., Clonebance Oat
• 19774
FOR SALE.
OUTER SHEEP AND SHORTHORN or
FOR SALE. -The Nocleralined has for oak Bev
a thoroughbred Leioester Sheep and Duller
le of both mem Addrese Egreoedville P. 0. o
Apolv at Nan Milt Road, Tuckertanith.
ceadenens SONS. 18724.
HORTIlORN8 FOR SALE. -A few Grandlybrel
Scotch Elborthorn Boils with regietered pea -
es, 8 to 21 months. Priem) from 850 to 00„ if
err amen, elect octwa and heifers at about the eater
-primer, aims a few Befir.Bhire SOWS four months' old
DAVID MILE, Ethel, On, 1932 -ti
- •
ellifORTHORNS FOR SALE. -The uncleriigned
hes for sate on Lot 16, Concession 2, Hay, a
mbar of upeo•date thoroughbred Shorthorn
hetlie, they are of the low set blocky type, dark rad
in color and of choice breeding. They are all °lig.
lble for ref/Meath:eland will be sold; reasonably;
JOHN ELDER, }lensed P. G. 194241f
GeSTERED STOCK FOR SALE. -The under.signOhm for Gale on Lot 27, Concession 8,
Id/teed township, one yeatling Clyde tillyeone two.
year ced (Reda stallion, three young Shorthorn
tulle, Mee a few Berkehire pigs of both sexes: The
above stoic are eligtble for registration in the Nat-
doutak Stook Recorde. Prieee reaeoneble consIdering
41 umtity, Vieitore weiec me. DAVID HILL, Stsffa
le 0. 1970 tf
MUSIC !
HELEN R. WILSON
Papil of Mr. A. S. Vogt,
Pince orgen and %eery. Pupils prepared for con-
wort:Men? aminatIone. Terms :-Pieno-$7.00 or
22 leesone ; Theore-e5 for 22 lessons. For other In-
formation apply at D. D. Wilson and Coat °thee or
at J. A. Wileou's reetelence, Ann street, liesforth.
1962-tt
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am
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le a high grade Commercial SoltOOt
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jr
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- Axe now prepared to handle all hinds et horse.
'etyma may purehase hones at their eale stables,
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The Celebrated
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Iten adtalettalle food, with al)
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D
Mr. Chatiee odd; es collector of taxfor the
towasitip .of wilt be at the Royal t•oter
geaforth on Monday and Saturday atieraoona ot
each week, from 1 o'clock till 5, Up till and on the
14th day of December. All inte.reeteel pietee
govern themeelvee actoordingly.
Cetetle08 DODOS,
1979 trl Collector
.771.
FAMOUS ENGLISH AyTeidR SAYS
JOKES COME FROM HEAVEN.
Jerome K. Jerome Has Grave Moode
As Well As Gay -The Personality
of the Author of "Three Men in a
Boar -Has Tried Many Things
But is Making Good Money Now---
His Nettie.
Jerome K. Jerome, the humorist,
who has come to this country to, lec-
ture, aver a that lee is a very serious
man, Though he has made so many
people laugh, he has an ambition, like
Many other joke makers, to be taken
seriously. He has had a ,serious time
of it in life, At fifteen he was thrown
on his OWI1 resources and got employ-
ment as a clerk in a railway office. He
stood it for three years, but, as Mr.
Jerome himself ha put it, "the routine
was simply killing," and he got out of .
the railway ausinesa Then he went
on the etage, not altogether because he
expected to _become a great actorebut
More, perhaps, because he weeted to ;
do dra.raatic writing and needed to
JERGME L. JEROME.
know stage technique. He came • to
grief as a traveling actor, but while
on the stage had many. experiences
that served him an good stead later on.
He tried newspaper reportin.g and
-Wrote about fires, inquests -every-
thing. He would manifold his items
and leave them at the offices Of differ-
ent papers, and those that osed them
paid 3 cents a line. His- Weekly re-
ceipts were not colossal in those days,
and he- was delighted when by ch.ance
he got a position as dramatic critic,
with a salary equal to 17.50 a. week.
Afterward he, taught school, but the
public was finding him out, and he ,is
now one of the most popular writers
of the day.' Soule reviewers are of the
opinion that his story, "Paul Kelver "
places him a front rank as a novel-
ist. His plays have been quite
re-
munerative, and the royalties from a
"Miss Robbs" • alone have made him .
Independent of routine, work, He is
• forty-three years of age and has been
a married man for seventeen years,
feev Years ago Mr. Jerome was
running for a seat in Parliament and
discuseing on the platform. such seri-
ous things as the corn tax and the
education bill. The more !serious lee
undertook to be the more' the good
people of Henley, where the speec
was made, were convinced that he was
Joking. He wore Ailittle white hat with
his black frock coat, and when in,
opening his remarks he aeked if he
might be permitted to wear it, as he
had a bad cold, he was greeted with'
uproarious 'laughter,,'laughter,,under the impres-
Shen that this was only some more of
the fun found in his "Three Men In a
Boat.", The author told his audience,
among' other things, that the House
of Lords was at "excellently preserved
muramy of mediaevalisna.".
It is said that more -copies of his
"Three Men In a Boat" have beerc sold
than of any other book -eine° "Pick
wick Papers,' but at a dinner he at
teoded two of the guests were over
heard to argue RS to what Made Mr
om
Out"
eople
—Don't neglect the first strip
-
toms. Oftentimes the irritating '
cough, the insipid cold, the listless
e and languid feeling, are due to a
weak state of the system. It is a
sure sign of breakdown, Nothing
else will put you right so quickly and
ffectively as "PSYCHINE." Ifyou"
fee/ "worn out,it is time for a
tonic,,a real tonic, There is only
one r_ealy1 pod' tonic. ' It is
ti
'Psocneea Keep a bottle handy
-never be without it. It tones up
the system and restores your old
time vitality. Ask your druggist
about it.
GREATEST OF ALL TO
CHI
4ALENY
AU DRUCCISTS—ONE MAL
DR Ts Ai 81.00Ultele Limited
179 King et. W. Toronto, Onnado,
rotten ex -East Indianian known as the
Due de Duras and rechristened the
Bonhomme RIchard be was a hply.ter-
ror in the firth of Forth, and when he
had engaged and captured a British
frigate in British waters after one of
the most singular flea combats on rec-
ord.
The. some ' rne "blackbirder" and
smuggler who the Russian Catherine
decorated and advanced somewhat per
saltum to the Fade of admiral was a
traitor of course in, the view of the
British goiernment, but none the li&ts
a thorough seaman of quite =initial
talent axed originality, with a bulldog
courage and tedacity to match, The
Captain Jones, too; who sent Lady Sel-
kirk back her plate with his compli-
ments had the instincts of a gentleman.
_
More than the other countries he
served America has recognized hia melt,
its.-Pelantall Gazette.
MEN IN SKIRTS.
Taking thee, World All Around The:r
Are In. the Majority.
there .
If ere is one. thing presunaahly cer-
tain on this earth, hi! the. Opinion of
most of us, it is that skirts are. essen-
tially feminine .and that the special
feature of masculine attire is a bifur-
cated garnient. But !nothing is fur-
ther from the truth. To. this day the
majority of - the male element of the
human race, so far a.1 It wears clothes
at all, is Skirted. .iiejid in past times,
not so very -long a o, \ a gown dowu
to the feet was the correct wear of re
-
spectability in 'civilized Europe.
An anehdote told of St. Louis, king
of Frauce, illustrates this well. That
monarch was the _stoutest of wareiors,
h: a man whom no one knowing anything
about would dream of accusing or be -
big effeminate, but on one . occasion he
seriously offered to exchange costumes
with a richly dressed female relative
who had blamed him for wearing .the
unpretentious gam:lents he usually af-
fected, which, she said, were unsuited
to a king. But she. thought his gown
too plain for her, so declined the offer.
Now it fie impossible to imagine a
roan like St. 'Louis even suggesting
such al thing if the dress of men and
. women had not been practically iden-
_ tical except for war and hunting., In-
deed, a glance at old pictu es confirms
. this impressioe.-Grand M vette.
.
;
Jerome famous.
"He writes books," said one.
"No he don't," was the contemptuous
retort. "He rowed three men in a boat
and then won the race. That's what
he done."
Mr. Jerom.e. was asked to define a
joke, and he replied he had been try-
ing fix- twenty years, but had not stme
ceedecl in inventing a definition. Then
he was asked if it *ere really true that
an Englishman never understood a
,joke, and his reply was that if the
Englishman was intelligent he usually
did appreciate a Jelte. He added:
"Jokes come from heaven; they be-
long to no ceuntry; they' are of no lo-
cality. Jokes are an inspiration. You
cannot manufacture them. They are
painless."
"l3o you believe in a law for the pro-
tection of joke makers against theft?"
"No," be replied. "I don't advocate
any such -law for two reasons -one, it
would be too easy to convict, and, sec-
ond, prisons would be too full. My
Lame, is pronounced- J -e -r -u -m. It has
been in our family hundreds of years.
"My erst name is pronounced like
my last, but for this I claim no respon-
sibility. My father gave it to me, and I
didn't argue the point. It is too late
now."
His Income is large, .and gala ten -
cross country riding and work
about the grounds of his country seat,
Gouldsgrove, which is near Wantage,
keep hia in. training for his mental
labor in producing literature, either
grave or gay.
Getting t ven.
"I wouldn't wed the smaatest man
*That ever lived," said she.
"You couldn't, madam," he began,
ditra married now," said he,
True grit will never scowl and fret:
111 luck Is but the test of it.
It the worst of luck should get,
Zt straPIY Pitt-Teete the best of it.
JOHN PAUL JONES.
ik British View Z the Hero of
Boah01312110 Richard.
john Paul, the 'Kirkcudbright mar-
ket gardener's son, who elected to be
famous as Paul Jones, bas long ceased
to be the Interesting personage be watt
lin the eyes of the naval authorities of
the country., when In. COMMand of a
TWO MAIDEN
s.
A Silly Little Fable, but One That
Pointe a Moral
()awe there Were two Maidens who
SOught to Catch a Nice young -Man,
who also Was a Good Thing. And it
was a False Start in the Eyes of the
Undiscerning, for the One -wets Exceed-
ing Fair- to Look !upon and Dressed
Stylishly, while the Other was Plain of
Countenance, and her Rat [was Always
Showing througa her Pompadour. The
Pretty Girl Smiled Sweetly on the Nice
Young Man, who was also a Good
Thing, and Talked to Him till She Daz-
zled him with her Beauty and charmed
Him with her Wit. The Plain One
gazed Wonderingly at him and Made
Him Talk to her. of Divers Things,
while She listened, Entranced at his
Wisdom and Learning. He took the
Pretty Girl out Riding and to the The-
ater and. Bought her Candy and Flow-
ers, and All the Knowing Ones said
She had struck a Winning Gait on the
Home Stretch, when One Day he Mar-
ried the Plain Geri and took Her on an
Automobile wedding Tour of Europe.
The Pretty- Girl had Made him Very
muck Pleased with Her, but the Plain
Girl had Gene ber One Better and
Made him Very much More Pleased
with Himself.
Moral. -The People who Read Hu-
man Nature as they Run-Geeerally get
First to the Wire. ,
A Suggestion.
Mr. •SIonian-.Now,. you're jdking
again, aren't you? Miss Waite -Judge
for yourself. You should know me
pretty well by this time. Mr. Slornan--
But you puzzle me sometimes. don't
know what to xnake of you. Miss
Waite -No? By the way, did you hear
about jack Brown and May Long? He
made her hie wife yesterday
•
the
Violence hithe voice is often only the
death rattle of reason.-Boyes.
Coughs. Mats, hoarseness, and ether threat
.silmentet are quickly relieved by °resolute
tablets, ten cents per box. All druggists
THE MOOR'S PLEDGE.
A Point a Omer itelisionalee
served. by :azalea stied Seireseesior
A Spanish cavalier in a, sudden qu
rel slew a Moorish gentleman and
His pursuers aeon lost sight of 11
foe he had unperceived thrown hima
over a garden wall. The owner, a M
happening to be in his garden; was
dressed. by the Spaniard on his kne
Who acquainted bin2 with his case a
implored concealment. "Et s
the Moor. "You know that you in
coati° in my protection." He th
locked him up in his garden apartme
telling him that as soon as it was - nie
be would provide for his escape to
place of safety.
The Moor then went to his lions
where he had just seated himselfWil
a great crowd, with loud lamentatio
came to his gate, bringing the corp
of bis son, who had just been killed
the Spaniard. When the first shock
surprise was a little over he learn
from the description given that the tai
tal deed was doim by the very person
then in his power. He mentioned this
to no one, but as soon as it was dark
retired to his garden, as if to grieve
alone, giving orders that none should
follow him, Theh, accosting the Span-
iard, he said: "Christian, the person
you have killed is my' seta Ills body
is now in my home. You ought to suf-
fer, but you have eaten with me, and
I have given you my faith, which must
not be broken." He then led the aston-
ished Spaniard to his .stables and
mounted him on l one of his fleetest
horses and said: I
"Fly far while the nigbt can cover
you. You will be Safe in the morning.
You are indeed guilty of my son's
blood, but God is jpst and good, and I
thank him I am' innocent of yours and
that my faith givea is peeservedl" Ills
point of honor is, it is said, most reli-
giously observed by the Arabs and Sar-
acens, froin who it was adopted by
the afoors Air' and by them wag
brought into Spain. *
NAUTICAL TERMS.'i
' Jones, illouge we trequentdri
hear of his locker, pile ought to talk
lds"
ntie of "Duffy Jonhlopker. "Duffy" le
the West Indian negm term for spirit
ar-
ed.
im
or gbost, While "Jtinah" mefers to the
propludt of that namee
"Dog watch" is another curious case
elf' of a term gradually corruptea out of.
oor, its original form. Originally it was
ad- "Dodge watch," so described because
JI s on two instead of the usual
nd four Trams, and thus Makes it possible
aid that the sane men shall not be on iluty
ay every day, during the same hours.
en • Sailors call salt meat "junk." It 18
na not a. complimentary term, for junk i$
Wit nautical for a rope's end. Some ;WOO
a years ago ropes were Made out of Ind-
ruslies, for. whieb the! Latin word is
n "Pincus."
en
na, 1 Why Mecca Were Invented.
se Tbe origin of the ekeei which may
by roughly be described es a snowshoe so
' long that the sole extentlis far b6.'end
ed, the toe and heel, was purely practical.
It woe designed to Make communica-
tion possible between village and vil-
lage or town and town ie.. 4orthern En -
rope after a heavy fall of snow. The
skate can only be use1 on ice, but the
skee is available wherever there is
plenty of snow to traverse. A forward
movement of the lower part �f the
body gives you a start,* and you the
slip along without raising your feet
from the ground, Sol that the track
forma two parallel lines, Even uphill
good progress can be made, aided by, 4
long stick or a stick le either hand.
Origin of Some of the xureemione
That Smell of the Sess.
The word "admiral" conies from
"emir el bagh," which is Arabic for
lerd of tlie sea, ,
t "Captain" emus straight from the
rtatin "caput," a head; but "mate" is
almost identical with the acelandic
"mati," which means a tompanion
equal:
Cockswain was originally the man
vette pulled the after oar of the cap-
tain's boat, then known as, "cock boat."
"Cock boat" Is a corruption of the
Word "coracle," and, as most people
iteow, the coraelb is a small round boat
used for fishing on some of the Welsh
rivers, such as the Xye an& Usk. So
cockswain comes to us from the Welsh.
"Commodore" is simply the Italian
"commandatore,” dr 'commander, and
"naval cadet" e was originally the
French "capdet,". which, going a step
further back, has the same origin as
the word captain. • The reason of this
apparent anomaly is that originally Du-
val cadets were' younger sons of noble
families who served.as privates, pre-
Ivious to obtaining their
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NORTHWEST.
HOME8TEAD REGULATIONS,
ANY even numbered section of Amin. -
ion Lands in Manitoba or the Norsta-west
Provinces, excepting 8 awl f..?8, not reserr-
ed, may be homesteaded by any person
who is the sole head of a [family, or any
male over 18 years of se, to the extent of
one quarter section of 160 acres, more or
mav be made personally at the
local *and office for the district in which
the land is equated, or if the homesteader
desires, he may, on application to the Min-
ister of the Interior, Ottawa, the Commie--
sioner of Immig-ation. Winnipeg, cr the
local agent reoeive authority for some one
to make entry for him. 1
The homesteader ie required tit perform
theconditioni connected therewith under
one of ti e followina plans :
(1) At least six months- residence upon
and cuhivation of the land in each year •
for three years.
(2) If the father (or mother, if the father
le deceased) of the homesteader resides up-
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ed for the requirements as to residenc3e may
be satisfied by such "person residingwith
the father (7';' mother.
(3) If the settler ,has his permanent?, real'.
demo upon farming land owned by him in
the vicinity of his homestead, the require-
ments as to residence may be satielied by
residence upon the said land. ,
Six months flotjo 18 writin I should bo
given,to the Cornmissicner of Daminion
Leeds at Ottawa of intention te apply for
patent.
W. W. CORY,
Deputy of the Minister of Interior.
N. • B. - Unauthcrized pnbliction of
thie advertisement will not be paid for.
• 1977 26
Vztcostgenied.
washerwoman applied for help te
a gentleman, who gain lier a net° to
the manager of a certain club e It read
as follows:
• bear Mr. X—This woman wants wash -
Very shortly the answer came back:
Dear Sir—I dare say she does, but I
don't fancy: the job.
what The' Left. •
•
Mr. Smith -I was' held up and re-
lieved of All my valuables! on 'the way
home from my lodge.; Captala of Po-
lled -What did the robbers get? Mr.
Smith -Everything except the pass -
Nerd.
More Noise. •
Theery-It's an actual fact that "two
• tan live as cheaply as one." Popley--
But not as quietly. Theery-How do
you mean? Popley-r was thinking of
•our twilen-Exchange.
People glorify all eorts of bratery
except 'the bravery they might shoW
on behalf of taeir nearest neighbors. -
George Eliot.
•
A STORY OF HAWKINS.
•
One incident In the4 Career ot the
English Pallieter.
The English painter Hawkins at
twenty years of iage was the center of
acclamatiOn.13ht at the close of his'
life he is deaCribed as havingelived in a
fool's paradise, content with himself
and fattening on the empty praise lie
had won. This mischief lay in the fact
that he was an excellent boon compan-
on. On on.e occasion he was asked by
a Mr. A.ckers, a member of parliament,
',to accompany hini and one or two oth-
ers to Paris, the aost Promising to give
him a holiday and pay all his expenses.
Hawkins objected. "I'm busy on a
, picture," said he, "anti I want t� finish
It for exhibition,"
"Never mind that," eeturnecl Aekers.
"Bring it with you aid1 paint it there."
Hawkins Yielded, as tie always did in
the end, and the pictdre was put into
the carriage.
As they were dridirigi along Mr. Ankh
erh asked to be alloWeal to look at it,
and when it was unieovered he said,
"What do you want for it?"
"I shall want 150 fo it when. It's fin-
ished," answered Haw, ns.
"Very well," re rneeF the member of
parliament. "I'll lye t to you, and I'll
finish the picture for you too." With
that he kicked a hole through the can-
vas, and the artist was thus set free
for an undisturbed jopification.
The Rink Weill Gleeat.
"I may be young," 'said the very
young man, "but , my love for your
daughter is as stropg: and true as if I
were whitened by the snows of hum..
rnerable winters." 1 -
"Oh, I don't doubt your love," re-
plied the stern father, "but have you
ever had the measles or the whooping
cough? It wouldn't be fair, you know,
for is to take you into the family and
have to nurse you through those com-
plaints time time og other."
Tobacco seeds are ao minute that a
thimble will containenough to sow
over an acre of growl&
,
Qmok. Easy Rome Coloring.
"DY -OL -A" 'makes a pleasure of
coloring at home. It is sin3ple to
use -does not stain the hands or
boiler -and works easily and quickly.
"DY -0-L" is entirely different
from any othhr dye you thave ever
used before. The same package of
"DY -O -LA" colorwool, oottotesilk,
laces- and -mixed weeds -colors any
one or all of these fabrics together,
Just try " DY -O -LA," and see how
Much brighter and prettier the ool-
ors-and how much' more you can
ooror with one 10 cent package. Send
-2 cent atamp to the Johnson -Rich-
ardson Co., Limited, Montreal, Can-
ada for color 'card.
Have you seen the handsome
Catalogue of
azi
If not, you are not familiar with the
work bPing &me in Cenada'a Greateet Com-
mercial &shoo). 370 "tu4ent9 placed het
year., IT ime 0 u s' iq Book-keeping,
Shorsh4nd or Nom sn hip' for thoee who
caneat attend a Onit. tam.
If you wise di:- twine training, write for
Catalogue E. If yeu will' to attend at
Chatham, write Ifni. natAlogue I?. Mention
thia paper whim y.n write, addressing D.
rvirLACHLAN & CO., Catskill %linen
College, Cha ham, Ont. „ 1977-8
Of Lydia E. 12
Great Wo
a - v egetabi
n'e Ketnedy for
No other female medicine in the world has received such, widespread and'
unqual4ied endorsement.
No othernedjejne has such a record of cures of female troubles or such
• hosts of grateful friends as has
!...ydia! E. Pinkharies Vege' table Compound.;
It will entirely etire the worst forms of Female Complaints, aul Ovariatt
Troubles, Inflammation and Inceretion. Falling and Displacement of the,
Womb, and consequent Spinal Weakness, and is peculiarly adapted to the
Change i.Life.
It has cured, more eases of Backache and Leueorrhcea than any other rem-
edy the world ha:s ever known. -It is almost infallible in sueb.es,ses. it
dissolves and expels tumors from the Uterus in an early stage of dee'
velopm t. •
Irre lar, Suppressed or Painful Menstruation, Weakness of the Stonistehe
Indigestion, Bloating, Flooding, Nervous Prostration, Headache, Genees1 Debil-
ity qiilcldy yield to it. Womb troubleseseausing pain, weight and backeehes, in-
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invigorates the female systein and is as ha—le
• It quickly removes that Bearing-ddero Feeling., extreme lassitude,
care" and " want -to -be -left -alone " feqing, excitability, irritability, nermaa-
ness, Dizabiess. Faintness, sleeplessness; flatulency, melancholy or the "-blues"
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Those women who refuse to accept anything else are rewarded it hrrndred
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everywhere. Refuse all substitutes.i
are made only from the Joest 'Para" rubber.
Made to fit . every style and shape of men's
shoes, ladies-' shoes and shoes for the little ones.
In ladies' shapes they are neat, light, perfect
fitting and lasting.
insist on the "Map e Leal"
Brand — it's on every
rubber.,
Sold by all dealers.
-
Learn Dress
Learn at home how to cut, fit,
without using paper pa.tEr. I willflo or taal, ree ohm gs to any partof Oan-
iida, the _ante Tailor yetem and first lesson oonsitttng of how to tale mealturee cut and
fit petfect waist and sleeve for any Ude. Course or lessons taught in 2 weeks' or twit
you are perfectly satisfied, to be paid .0 oash or instalment plan. Gold Medal St...
Louis 1904. ,Are. Wm. Sanders Drese-lentting school. Stratford, Oat., Camelia.
A pupil writes, My friends laughisd at me when 2 told them I woe learning dress -
cutting by mail, since that time they be4e each paid me more for making drapes than*I paid for course, I laugh now!'
Another writes "1 had been runnitij
a course from you by mail, always using
as if I,didn't know anything ; what need
Another writes " I am very much
one how to do anything and explain it, e
Iota cif ethers."
aking by Ma".
ad put together everything in lareetniallium,
a dress making shop five years before Ulan
aper patterns to out by; you a14ILe me fee
to be a bother is now a pleabure,"
aged with my yatern and lesson*'yen tell
simple you can't make mietakes. There are
- Hyatt, your friends or relatives sufferw
Fits, Epilepsy, St. Vitus' Dance, or Fall fit
Sickness, write for a trial bottle and valuatile
treatise on such diseases to Tint Lerma Cri
179 King Street, W., Toronto, Canada, -41
druggists sell or can obtain fu? you
LEIBIG'SFITCU
LOGS WANTED.
The undersigned is prepared to pay the hi
ash price for an unlimited quantity of elret-elaea
ofb,"Ehn, Bock Ehn, Basswood, Ma
Beech, Ash, Hemlock and Oak Loge
Delivered M the Seaforth Saw and Stave Wilt •
to be cub an even length, except Soft Eitn. Soft
to be out 11, 13 and 16 feet. Will oho buy
Basswood Heading Bolts,
40 inches long, at tell.60 per cord, delivered.
Will also by timber by measuremeet or by bulk 4'
bush. Spec1a1 attention paid to custom sawing,
on gus isnteed.
WM. AMENT,
A Bo9k that no Farmer can
•
afford to be Without.
• THE FARM:iirS' MtTAL
and VETERINA.RY ,OUIDE
Compiled by the Agricultural Editiore of the
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at the Request of Hundreds off Reader..
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Three hundred and fifty-eight subject, dealt with;
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"Queen Alexandra, her Grandchitdren and Dogs,"
Iand a oopy of "The Farmers' Menu:a and Veterinary
Guide," all for 81.95. A 'temple copy of the picture
and book can be seen at this office.
McLEAN BROS., Seaforth.
M cKillop Directory for 1905.
DANIEL MANY, Reeve, :Semisweet! P. 0,
M. ROWLAND. Councillor, Walton P. O.
F McQUAID, Councillor, St* Oolumhen
CHARLEe LITTLE, Councillor, Winthrop P. 0.
JOHN 11, GOVENLOOK, Counoiltor,Winthrop P,,
'MICHAEL MURDIE, Clerk, Wfuthrop P. 0.
DAVID M. ROSS, Treasurer, Winthrop P. 0..
SOLOMON S. SHANNON, J. P. Sanitary Ittepooka,
Weathrop P.0,
VP BER
h.
Habkirk.-
jr., of the 8th
wnship, died on
ek. Mr. Habkirk
for the past y
the stomaoh; lettt
d until a few
• was tbe you:,
e Haatirk,
pioneers of, the
deceased was only a lj
;years of age and n
dthe township. He we
sous, well doing n
th respected by all v
leaves a widow, a
he youngest of whe
age, to ramern- his
bone he deepest Syne
'felt on account ma,th
ht.
ement.
Lendesbore
Don't forget
rtainment on
Rev. Mr. Clement w
e sermons on Sun
in aid ef the
wll be taken. -Mr.
tun. i
has 'returned from his
InMuskoka, bringing
r Mrs. Ceo. Brogd
itt Blyth as the
ter, Mrs. Floody.
arni/y are Ode w
he house lately
son and fa
an Oumniings went t
don hospital to una
- -Mr, Samuel Pipe
the house oceupied
;Young from Mr. W
uire, the miller, has
the mill night ad da
ontmers wil
r a long time t'
e bad getting up
- The Coun The °mine
licrengtillowbenrl present..iSeh2Thaf°aerliln
ote
hohie
he meeting was the
tcouttts,
of which a lar
ones1111Engineerpwas
Widr &ut ': es
6y
ving exeiminede the ysne
rwhehhis
• y- and a credit to
The reeve and
haaing -conveyed tli
ertarn streets in liaipur
e eloxseedssbrys. yizte tab tw,
u nian
o andadlisd atIfil)ohnitein
hig at the rate of el
annual raLetitgdon oe1.-
theor nof
iliors for 1906 will
n"g hall, Brumfield,
inber 22n4, at ine
poll is, required
I▪ Ied at the usual place
nuary 1st, 190,
ekson, Sam, lzfeGeo
utiedge, Robt, MeCartne
and Wm. Sinclair'
returnbng offieers. The
Ing will be held in the
th, on Saturday,
at one °Week, when the
ireb3 have all =settled
)resented Pathmastere
0 stourantedonter_irlisat.
Bavfield.
Death of Miss Gairdner
d general grief was tel
teens on learning of the
1dis Mary Tudor Gairdne
village. The sad event ft
at the family residence =he
atrday last. Miss Gairdner
been enjoying good healt
ast year, but few was to to be removed from
.and consequently were no
thr the sad annot.noement
came. She had been
-mistress here since
death and her effdeien
Conduct of the busineee
with her always chit
made her a universal fav
all who ilea business t
the post office. Ent in
epheres she was eonside
iudispensible. She was ef
kindly disposition and w.
e7cktuheozghotful obI
of of and kind
rtr
r cheerful presence will
Th many homes. She was mi
tive and devoted chum.'
d will be much miseed in
w's church of which
oht useful and Boyasiste
She always took a deep *
rtrehtearwyeolfat rteheofw tohmetrx
band, She was also rem)
president of the -children'
fact she was zealous and a
log to render a helping
-every good work. The fu
plate on Tuesday and w
largely attended. The servi
house was conducted by
Pbev, Mr, McNeil, and mi
tery by her brother,
irdner, of Grand Ra
The ehiMren f t
and marched tn the proce
the floral offerings were
fr
litriluGrefiesildid; Mzra.721Wes, mtaptote
tame who attended to P
icaetiricedndedeeeraset,boedf.f :Cillsoh(70:3;gro.:, and tribute to their departed
olin Reid. Among those
tdd Mr. and Mrs. Mex. G
iou
pall
Delg
frairdner, of Rapid City, a
t da;b: anil Band..
jfAuo be el Among'T nha te y Iba nrbearta ighe
ntiful wreath from the
tuth and another from
ssrs. Robert Snowd
Breezes. --The damage d
tenth pier recently liy fir
-the
-saoorpta,aeirediMr James
Tbo
cntract-Mr. Wm.Tht
ringlam15veek
ou
43rneetdwiA124r.ia
newgrtmni,Re;dIardlev.:r.ShaW
lOi(111dVille, exchanged p
day„ --31. ROSS, who i
tarineetin
rllakwgofhashter: Sun
18 to be held Friday meb
day eted
venif
b
ddresses will be delivere
•7ei.an, Bev. Mr.
obt.aeyspentwhot
bam
tleGovernientsur
las
v.laens,who
nduotgevagesti
mhign,frea0di
tt
eiastsraay
Profe
's expected next
Wwiaintns,varier tat ohwtrsbo
Spider's, Front Bo