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.IIIPORTANM NOTICES.
osEAP 110NEY.—Pr1vate funds to loan At 4i per
cent, on good security. Apply to B. R. HIG-
oatsS, Brimfield. 18364f
NOTICE -TO PIG BREEDERS.—The undersigoed
will keep for eervice on Lot 32, Conceeelon 9,
WeEP/op, the thoroughbred English Berkshire boar,
Lord Clinton. Terms al let the time of service with
tee ptivilege of returning if neceesary. JAMES A.
SMITIL 18454f
iASTURE TO RENT.—I am prepared to pasture
number of cattle, lay pasture farm contains
ahent 70 acres of good gran with running water all
tee year round, Chsrages moderate. HENRY
coapER., Let 9, Conceesion 3, Mullett. 1845x4
CONTRACTORS. --Sealed fenders for the erec-
tion of a brick echool, adjoining the village of
yams, will be received by the undereigaed uetil
teeloot p, m., May 25th. Plats AUX' specifications
toy be eeen at my residence. The fewest or any
teacier not neomarily aceepted. JOLIN BATTY,
Seeretery-Treasurer, Varna P. O. 1847-3
SALE OR TO RENT.—Lat 83, concession 7,
oKillop, containing 104 acres, all cleared and
stet° of oultivatioe. There 4 good opting
ood orchard, welt fenced ra d fi-t class
bultd nee. If not sold ill be rented for a term of
yew,. Apply to ROBERT CAMPBELL, Seefozth:
1817x8
-e-eaRM TO RENT.—A good 100 acre farm in Sten
ley to rent for a term ot years. Within two
wiles cf Brucefleld station. Good buildings and
about 70 acres cleared, well forced and fn a goed
&tete of cal ivation. A good orchard and plenty of
wMe.r. Apply to W. SCOTT, Brucefleld. 18364f
T IME BalCK AND TILE.—Having enlarged our
lj pitnt with a lime kiln, we are now in a poeition
so eupply all in the building line with lime and fine
whits brick. We have always in stock a large suip-
ply dines from 2i. to 121 inthes and 14 inches in
iength. KRUSE BROS., Contractors and Manufac-
turer, Egteenditille. 1846x3
FOR SALE.
TrOUSE TO REN.—Mrs. James Sleethts eomfor-
en table dwelling aituate c n Ord street, Seaforth.
Premien in good cenditic n and will be rented meson -
Wee Apply to JAS. WATSON, Agent, Seaforth.
18464f
OTEL FOR SALE.—The only licensed hotel be,.
tweea Seaforth and Brussels. Irt good repair.
Terms reasonable. Apply to W. BLISHILL, Wal-
t:to or to J. RANKIN, Seeforth. 184541
IYBULL FOR SALE.—For sale, a tho>.
le
bred Durham bull, tieing 2 years old, sure get-
ter. Price a50 if taken at once. Also a heavy
draught filly, 2 year old and a 12 horse power
tertaitirg engine lately over hauled and in good
working order. Apply to the uodereigned Id Zurich
P.O. SAMUEL RANNIE. 1845-5
OTRERS AND BULL FOR SALE.—For sale 16
0 stack steers, two and three Teets old, ready for
Also a thoronehbred two year old Durham
buU. Apety to WM. BUBOLZ, Grieves Bridge,
McKiliop. 1846-tt
DULLS FOR SALE.—Fcr sale two thoroughbred
AO Denham bulb, aged 15 and 17 month, both
red in color. Bred from first elass stook. HERBERT
CRICH, Lct 25, Cc naession 4,11. 14.5., Tackeremith,
&naafi:LP. 0. 1340 tt
VCR SALE.—Four good, etraight bred Shorthorn
_U bulls freeze imported stcck of good milking
Main. Also a few good cows and heifers in calf or
with calf at foot. DAVID MILNE & SON, Ethel,
Ontario, 1840-tf
MIARMS FOR SALE.—Rate bargains In farms In
U the Toweships of Hulled, Worrier, and Wseta-
web, County ot Huron. Inquire at once. WM
CAMPBELL, Blyth, Out 177441
ete TORE AND DWELLING FOR SALE OR TO
RENT.—The stare of the underegned, near the
railway Etation in Seaforth, will be eold eheap or
will be sewed an easy tenter- It is admirably adapt-
ed for a grocery and provision store and is favorably
situated for Maine es. There is a comfortable dwelt
ling attached and a good stable. It will be put in
first clan repair for a good tenant. Posseseion at
any tio.e. Aptly to wee MAT.aeafc rth.
1838-i
OUSE AND- LOT FOR SALE OR TO RENL—
ji sale or to rent the ticmfortable zeitieence
on Nerth Main etteet, Seaforth, lately occupied by
Janice Crozier. The house contates 4 bed rooms,
parlor, dining more and kitchen, hard and soft water.
Also a gcod garden. This is a moat comfortable resi-
dence and is ecntecolertly located. Will be sold
cheap or rented. Apply to ROBERT THOMPSON,
Bruesels. 183641
OOD:FARM FOR SALE.—Lot 32, Cormestion 3,
Mc -Killer, containing 105 aerea all cleared,
well fenced, utalerdrained and in a good state of
cultivatien. There is a two story brick dwelling, a
large bank barn with i.ret °lase stone stabling under-
neath and other outbuildings. There is 1 leafy of
never failing water and three acree of an ()reheat
Ik is within two mi'es and a hall of Seaforth and 4
One of the niceet situated and best farina in the
township. It will be sod on easy term& Apply on
the rremeees or address Seat rth P. 0. a0f3N
McMILLAN. -18444t
ARM FOR SALE.—Estate of the late Jvhn Scott,
containing92 acres, Beteg Lots 16 and 17, Oen-
ciesion 15, Howick. Good frame house, bank barn,
pig pets, wells at house and barn, else r ever faille g
eprzng. Conveniett to church, echool and post
office. Citorrnea lame -Steam and Water pawer,
water privilege, 9x18 Meg B. chopper, 18 inch
plate in good repair; also one year's wood. ISLAND—
Contaibing 40 acres and several mealier ielands.
Fishing ar,d boatirg Fitted up wculd make sn ideal
eunimer resort. Will be Bold reasonably. Apple to
W. T. and C. L. SCOTT, Le.kelet P. 0. 1816x4
ALUABLE PROPERTY TO PeENT.—Mr. Wm.
McCulloch desires to rent her property situ-
eted on North Main street, Seforth, which comprises
seven aeon of laed, a coniforteble frame dwelling
house and frsme eteble. The dwelliug le in first
elan cor (Pelee, conveniently laid out with stone
cellar teed er the kitchen. Hard and soft water on
the pr mates, ho a good orchard of young bearing
fruit ace.% This property is nicety located and is
euit.ble for a r t red person or some one who
eiteee to engage in market gardening. Apply to
MRS. McCULLOCH, over W. N. Vi atson's office.
18424f
STOOK FOR SERVICE.
DIG FOR SERVICE.—The undersigned will keep
j on Lot 29, Concetsion 11, Hibbert, a Thoroogh-
bred Yorkshire bear to which he will admit a
lie ited number of sows. Terrns.--al at the titre of
'eke. JOHN ELG1E, Chieelhurst, Ont. 177141
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MEDICINt CO..
KomptrUle. Ont.
McGabey,s Condition Blood Tablets and Powdere
for sick Catsle and Horses, 25c. Sold by J. EL Rob
tete, Druggist, Seaforth. 1842-52
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CENTRAL
Hardware Store,
Coil Spring Wire at Bottom
Prices.
Agents for London Fence Ma-
chines—We 'sell them at
Maker's Prices.
Portland Cement, Spades and
Shovels
Sills Murdie
HARDWARE,
S3_A_HisOIR.IT2IEE
Notice To Contractors.
The municipal council of the Township of Hibberb
win receive terdt rd tor the building of a cement
'1,11ftnen4 under the McCann be dge at Lot 30, Con-
cessions 2 and 8, ilibbert, up till 2 o'clock in the
afternoon ci Tueaday, the 26th day of May, 1903, at
the town hall, Staffa. Plane and specifications re-
lating ta the Bald work can be eeen by calling on
Councillor Jordan, on Lot 22, Gencetsion 3.
Ilibbert, Awn nth, 1003, 1847-8 JORDAN, Clerk.
1847-3
THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER-.
Used to Answer the ques3t on, CO,
Water Flow Up 11111:
Since the earth is an oblate splierciil
Instead of a perfect sphere, it comes 1
pass that its center is farther from the
equator than from either p le. The
difference is about thirteen in les. The
Mississippi flows southward for ,so
great a distance that its surf, ce at 1s
mouth is about four miles far her fro
the earth's center than at it soure
Does it then flow up hill?
This is a question which the coat
and geodetic survey in Washington
frequently asked to answer. The reply
is that "tip" means against gravitation
and "down" with gravitatien; hence
theeMissieeippi does netflow' up
although obviously it Wives aSvay frene
the center of the globe. Plumh lines
rarely point directly toward the center
of the earth. The variation frorri that
direction has given rise to an intereSt-
ing branch of the government's—work.
The visible irregularities of the sit -
face of the earth—mountains, valle s
and water basins—affect the form elf
attraction -which is known as gravita-
tion. A cubic mile of land is 'LW° and a
half times as dense as a similar volurne
of water. The plumb line tends to leale
toward the earth :masses and aweT
from the water basins. These infitt-
ences, which May be computed with
scientific accuracy, do not, howevelf,
explain all of the defiectIons. Varying
degrees of density some miles beloW
the surface of the earth muet be
sumed to exist.
Trifling as these deflections are, ne
er exceeding nine inches in i plum
line a mile long, they are of consider
ble scientific importance,. They raodif
the calculations of navigators and e
plorers as to positions on the earth'
surface derived from the stars. The
thus benome essential in high grad
mapmaking. They also help to male
the records of measurementa of tb
earth contribute to the story of the hi
tory of the earth. In the eye of sciene
there are no trifles.—Youth's Compa
ion.
MILBUR.N'S
TiHURON EXPOSITOR&
.1- I1HTLE PAGES.
i
,
They IWe e Unknown Until After the
,
In ention of Printing.
The me t surprising thing in the his-
tory of e title page is the fact that
it was iit erly ' unknown until a few
years aftr the invention of printing.
In the de s before that great era, when
all books ere hi manuscript, no scribe
ever thOught ef prefacing his work
With a se aratepage or leaf devoted to
the title.;, !
When p lifting took.the place of writ-
ing, chanc es carne gradually. In many
early prir ted books there was still
scope for andWork. Initial letters were
left for he ' "rubrisher," • as he Was
called, to decorate and illuminate by
hand. .
As hot* multiplied this practice, of
course, s n died out. Occasionally
wealthy nd texurious book owners
would em loy a skillful illuminator to -
adorn the .ages and margins of a print-
ed book : j ist as in former days manu-
scripts ha been illuminated.
The mar uscript practice of surround-
ing the tet with an ornamental border
wai. also 4ftei applied to early printed
boos. TjIie introduction of the title
page shet ed the same mingling of old
andr, new'.
P lilting was, invented about 1450,
butno tit e page, properly so. called, is
olkn wn be ore 1470. In the earliestex-
amples th title is either, as in manu-
scripts, gi en in the first two or three
lines of ethe firSt page, to be immedi-
ately foil wed by the printed text, or
is simply, as it has been called, a la-
bel—that s, it consists of a very brief
title at th top of a blank page.
There l‘v s one curious exception.A
"Kalenclai ' printed by Ratdolt at Ven-
ice in 1476 has a full title page in the
modern s yle. This remarkable page
consiets , o an introductory poem sur-
roundeW o i three sides by ornamental
.botelers, es ith, at the bottom, the place
of println , and date—"Venetils, 1476"
—and the lames of the printers.
°--
But this is 'quite an exceptional ire.
still:ice. , Lucie a title page is hardly
found aa n for twenty years and -did
not becon e common till about 1520,
more than fori .: years later.
•.A Deltic ilar y noticeable , feature in
many titls paees of the sixteenth and
early seventeenth centuries is the
length of the descriptive titles. Con-
troversial ainphlets and books of trav-
el and ad enthre especially have titles
whicte a re extraordinarily long winded.
The whol Dego is filled with small
type, giVi g an analysis of the contents
of book Ceepamphlet.
Then toward the end of the seven-
teenth century and through ite suc-
cessor carne the reign of the bold and
plain title page, and the plain title has
lasted until the present day.
ANCIENT MEDICINES.
Some of the Repulsive Remedie
Used by Our Aneestors.
Some of the remedies used by on
ancestors ought to have, been sufficien
to scare away any 'disease withon
their application. Here are a few 0
them: "A halter Wherewith any on
has been hanged if tied about the ilea
will cure headache. Moss growing up
on a human skull if dried and pow
dered and taken as. snuff is no. less elf'
eacions." Dr. SaMuel Turner, wh
wrote on diseases of the skin, notices
prevalent charm erelong old women fe
the .shingles, the blood of •e. black ca
taken frona its tail eud smeared on th
Part affected. The chips of a gallow
tied on a string and worn around th
neck are said to have cured agile.
Spiders, as may readily be suppose
were in great repute as remedies. Butr
ton, the writer of the "Anatomy
Melancholy," was at first dubious t
the efficacy of the spider as a remedy
though he states that he had seen I
used by his mother, "whom he knew t
have excellent skill in chirurgery, sor
eyes and riches, till at length," says he
"rambling amongst authors, as I often
do, I found this very medicine in Dios
corides, approved by Matthlolas ancl
repeated by Aidrovandue. I began the
to have El better opinion of it."
For stopping hemOrrhages all sorts Of
things were used. John Bell says the
for this, purpose "they tied ,live toad
behind the ears or under- the armpit
or to the soles of the feet or h the.
in the hand till they grew wain. Mi
chael Mercatus says that this !effect 0
feeds is a truth, which any person will
ing to take the trouble may. satisq
himself Of by a Very simple exPerir
ment, for if you hang the toad 'around
a coek's neck for a cl.ay or so you im
then cut off his head and the aeck w
not ,bleed a single drop." The =bid
imaginaire of these days pur tied hie
hobby under difficulties.
Not a Judge.
A good instance of repartee occurredi
in a law court when the following con- •
versation took place between a AV iiIlt14
a rustic looking individual, and .the
presiding judge.
Judge—You say you had occasion t.0
taste this wleisky?
Witness—Yes, my lord.
Judge—Now, are you sure you couI
tell the difference between good an
bad whisky?
Witness (drawling) — Well, I don't
quite know as I could exactly, me lor
(with a knowing smile). for, ye see,
not a judge!—London Times.
The Judge's Can.did Opinion.
"I wish to state," said a fresh young
lawyer, rising in court, "that the ruiner
to the effect that John Doe, new under
indictment for ruurder, has ettempted
to commit suicide has DO f0111ViatiOil 111
fact. I. saw him this mornin4,, and' e
has retained me to defend his life."
"That seems to confirm the rumo
said the judge. "Let the ase p
eeed."-
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Solemn Moments.
"It is a solemn thing," said he young
man, "when a woman trust a man
with her affections."
"It ain't as solemn," said the men
with the pink necktie, "as -hen she
won't trust him with his ow wage."
—London Tit -Bits.
Sudden Activity.
Nell—Maude has suddenly d scovered
that she needs exercise, so sh goes out
for a Walk C VerY day.
Belle—Yes, I heard that she had a lot
of new clothes..
A mother's mind ever on her chil-
dren. If she is noble, she 1 praying
tor them; if she Ili amtitlous. she is
scheming, for them.-7Echocdniaster.
MARRIAGE LICENSS
ISSUED AT
THE HURON. EXPWATOR OFFICE,
BEAFORTH, ONTARIO* ,
NO WITNESSES REOUIRD:
Area combination of the active prinoiples of
the inost valuable vegetable remedies for dis-
eases and disorders of the Liver, Stomach and
Bowels.
CURE
CONSTIPATION
Sick Headache, Jaundice, Heart-
burn, Cats r Ph or the Monteath. Mini -
nese. Blotched awl Pimplooe
CURE
BILIOUSNESS
Dympepsia, Sour etemash, Water
Brash, Liver Complaint, Ballow or
Mudd* Complexion.
Sweeten the Intath and clear away all waste
and poisonous matter from the system.
Price 25o. a bottle or 5 foa.Si.00. All dealers
or Tad T. Idu.nuas CO, Limited, Toronto.
OM,
Lateral Wires, all high carbon spring
steel, uprights heaVy hard wire all in
one piece, 14 to the rod.
Sold by
CHESNEY & SMILEY,
SEAFORTH.
te 1845-10
Red Cedar Shingles.
Lots of them now on hand. -Very
best make. ' Call and see them.
N. CLUFF & SON.
Planing Mill Seaforth.
18384 f
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BURDOCK
BLOOD
BITTERS
MAKES
PERMANENT
MIES
Of such severe diseases as scrofula,
running sores, salt itheum or ec-
zema, shingles, erysipelas and can-
cer, as well as boils, blotches, pim-
ples, constipation, siCk headache,
dyspepsia, and all diSorders of the
stomach, liver, kidneys, bowels
and blood.
Burdock Blood Bitters always
does its work thoroughly and com-
pletely, so people know that when
B.B.B. cures them Iley're cured
to stay cured.
Special Attention
co Borseshoedng and RRIACE op,.
General Jobbing. kl!tKER 2:41!
ilObert
overeux
CKSMITH and
Goderieli street, - Beaforth
Flosemary.
In the south of Europe the rosemary
has long, hied magic properties ascribed
L
to it. The Spanish ladies used to wear
it as an .h itidote against the evil eye,
and the P rtuguese called it -the elfin
plant and dedicated it to the fairies.
The idea; of the antidote may have
been due to a confusion of the name
with that 0 the Virgin; ut, as a mat-
ter of fact the rosmarinue is frequent-
ly mentiet ed by old Latin writers, in-
cluding H race and Ovid. The name
came fro the fondness of the plant
for the seashore, where it often gets
sprinkled 'frith the "roe," or dew of the
sea—that i- to say, sea spray. Another
cause of onfusion perhaps was that
the leaves of the plant eomewhat re-
semble th se of the juniper, which in
reediteval mes was held sacred to the
Virg -in Ma
Why luny Young Men Fail,.
It is th fault and the cause of the
failure 0 so many bright, capable
young rise that, being put into a cer-
tain work tty rut, they make no effort
to climb lo' even crawl out of it. They
do not. se k the work that not rou-
tine 'and, o beyond the terms of the
bond in :s arch of additional labor in
order to ttract the approving notice
of their ployers; they do not go to
their poet before or remain at them
after the xed" hour; they are content -
to do ellen h, and no more than enough,
to earn th ir hire. The life of the av-
erage der c is generally genteel, easy,
cleanly.. to need not soil his hands
or his defiles, and his ambition is sat-
isfied witl these pleasant conditions.
Slad State of Poetry.
For SOD s the use of poetry has for
some tax been abandoned, and words,
any sort words, have been employed
instead. Vith patriotic songs any sug-
gestion of poetry is held to be fatal to
success. t is probable that in anoth-
er ten ye rs some member of parlia-
ment will introduce a short bill making
the prod ction of any other sort of
poem a c minal offense, and it is not
impossibl that the member of parlia-
ment will be a publisher.
Mem
Grant
thing tha
Hender
you say
by perso
of it as
have few
deed. -
A
"Hold
was unde
"There
panted th
vigorousi
epeat, but Do Not Copy.
It is easier to say a good
to do a good thing.
on — Very true. But when
good thing you are flattered
s right and left making use
It were their own, but you
copyists when you do a good
vantage of Position.
ni" exclaimed the boy who
. "Let's arbitrate this thing!"
ain't nothin' to arbitrate!"
boy on top, pummeling him
at Would You Do?
People i re fond of telling what they
would do if they had $1,000,000. It's
safe to be that nine men out of ten if
they had 1,000,000 would do nothing.
—ICansae ity Independent,
-
Quite a umber of men have mistak-
en Wall eet for Easy street.—Puck.
NO NEED
FtEFORNI.
He's made no resoutionS, for his morale
are all right,
He looks not on the wine when it is red
or brown OT
He never goes to
lute at night,
For Dokter, euchre,
doesn't care a
He never 'smokes
cigarette,
Tobacco ' holds no sweet and soothing
oharnis for kb i as yet.
He doesn't go to rt ces, flirt wath matdene
bold ond gay,
And So b.e ell -deft n ted to turn a new leat
• t New Year's Day.
He Is a charming lletlow, pereee ring, shy
andcoy,
My bouncing., dlimee ed, ropp, Sfl ling, little
baby boy.
ny (theirs or stays out
Whist or bridge he
mite.
tag cigar, a
Pipe or
INVISIBLB HUSBANDS. ;
Modern Society Tifonten,s )iascctliuo I.
cambratice4 Hard to Find;
To easy-going people it may ap-
pear an eXagger qted statement that
the husbands of fashionable women
are becoming rapidly as difficult to
stalk as big genie in 3outh 'Africa,
says London Bieck and White. They
have their haunts, doubtless, but
their trails and happy hunting
grounds are far removed frorn those
over which the women whc1 bear
their names anI dive deeply into
their purses ram -at largO. • We
should explain, perhaPs, that: there
. are no fewer marriages than ef yore;
the contrary indeed is the fact. Men
are married in droves every week- it
is after the hone, moon that the hus-
• band, as a dome ticated aniline', dis-
appears. ,
.1 We do not refe here to the excel-
lent middle-class husband, who, in
1 common with hi worf,hy wife, takes
the marriage vo» seriously enough..
He is, so to spes , indigenous to the
soil of the London suburb. FES fath-
er, when he mar -ied, set up house-
keeping in. a "vi la," and an • exact
copy of this abo e of bliss is inhab-
ited by his eldesson when he takes
to himself a wife and so on for gen':
erations. The Suppl is inexhaust-
ible. The devoted uburban hus-
band is never miesing from his family
circle, from his 6flice .in the city, or
from his "sitting" ii the church
which is nearest to hs home. Rare-
ly,, very rarely,1 on of these hus-
bands goes whati J. M. Barrie calls
"mad dog," by lunging wildly on
the stock exchan e or the turf. Tf he
so far forgets hi # self he goes 'under
once for all. Situ -alit runs high in
the suburbs.
It is the husb nd w o belongs to
and has married nto ,he smart West
End set) whose iche by the family
1 hearth is vacant "allthe time" as
1 the Americans say. Where . is he?
What is he doin ? Practically when
oijr modern John Gilpin dines at the
f shionable eoui alent for "Edmon-
ft," his wife is entertaining friends
a 'Ware," repr Sented by the Carl-
ton or Prince's.
Take up any n wspaper in which
the doings of t ie gay world are
chronicled, and what do we read?
Not that Lord and Lady Mauvais-
pas had a dinner arty in their
own house in Grosve or square, but
that my lady enterta ned at a fash-
ionable - restaurant s me half-dozen
married women Witho t their hus-
bands, two or three g y gentlemen,
unattached, and the r mainder of the
• party is made up f stray and
;- homeless husbands.
At Church Parade, occasionally,
husbands and wiVes are seen togeth-
er and the untisual "combine" is
seized upon and pnblished abroad by
the amazed woman joUrnalist, who
is as much astonished1 as if she were
a patient naturalist ho had un-
earthed a new pecies of bird or
beast. And yet what.l can be more
proper, or more in accord with what
Is expected from Engl' 1i -domesticity,
than that Mr. and thb Hon. Mrs.
St. Leger Graspan should be seen
walking together near the Achilles
Statue on a .fine Sunday forenoon?
For all. businesS purposes, the so-
ciety husband exists; es a drawer of
cheques he has his uses; but, as a
congenial member of the home he is
imknown,' and hie place is filled, per-
haps, by a friend of t ie family„ who
is known by \eager, commonplace
people as the -tame c t.'' Of him,
perhaps, we may have something to
say another clayi
But. can nothing be Ione to restore
lawful husininds 'to ti e proper place
in society? Leo] 1lCd 1tCfl have: writ-
ten e °lumps Up() 1 "in la's place
Nature." hut for the . olution of that
and kind 1-tql vein; 1111S 0 perts are not
yet in ogreemen . I ut, surely, a
'hiishand's place in ti e fashiOnable
woeld should be,
w i 's si tie. I iecency and expediency
1)0111 demand it; yet We fear that so-
ciety men and women will continue
to suit themselves according to the
whim of the moinent, though a stroll
together once a nionti at Church
Parade does not seem precisely the
fulfilment of ti e so emn vow by
which they bound the selves to abide
together for better or worse and un-
til death did them part.
occasionally, by his
CourteSles of Life.
One can do a lot of pleasant things
under the guise pf good manners. It
is good manners to rise when some
one enters a room. That little cour-
tesy is - merely ;expressing pleasure
and attention tc the newcomer.
Why not? 1 doesn'tj hurt you. It
shows graciousness, tact, thought-
fulness.
Some people have an idea that
good manners are in rely a Matter
of being painfully _up ish and un-.
comfortably polite. It's noth ng of
the sort. It is just iving dticently
and a.ccumulatin e a little elf -re-
spect.
Every little tchile some question-
ing individual pops Up and , asks
_ about happiness and what it brings.
Good manner S bring happiness,
keen happiness. They lift up one
from the midst 421 thej commonplace,
the selfishness of life, the sordid, mor-
bid things.
They are really m tter of giving
_pleasure to others. A id there' is no
happiness on Mirth Ur t_ strikes in -
deeper than tha.4 whic. comes, from
being kind. By sthe same manner ol
argument it is easy to figure out
that the sharpeet coniScience urt is
the one that c nnes from if juring
some person othtpr than one's elf.
Sunlight Soap will not injure
your blankets or harden them. It
will make them soft, white and
fileecy.
AUCTIONEERS.
pliohlAS BROWN, Licensed Auctioneer for the
j Counties of Huron and Perth. Orders left at
A. M. earopbelPs implement warerooms, Seaforth, or
Tux Exeostroa Oflre, will reoeive prompt attention.
.3atie1action guaran eed or no charge. 170841
TAVES G. McifICIHAEL„ licensed auctioceer fcr
ej the county of lluren. Sales attended 40:j any
pea of the county at moderate rates, and satisfaction
guaranteed. Orde.s left alt the Seaforth post offi-e
or at Lot 2, Con-ession 2, linnet% will receive
irompt attention; • 1832•tf
t UOTIONEERING.—B. S. Phillips, Licensed
Li Auctioneer for the counties of Huron and
Perth. Being a practical farmer and thoroughly
understanding the value of farm stock and imple-
ments, places nae in a better position to realize good
prices. Charges tuo&rate. Satisfaction guaranteed
or no pay. All orders left at Herman poet office or
at Lot ill, Oonoession 2, Hay, will be promptly
ttended to. 1709-41
Backaches of Women.
Not one woman lit twenty has a
strong back.
Backache Is the cry of Weak Kidneys
for help.
Book ache lathe warning note of much
moi o serious trou'Ao to Gum, if not at-
tended to Immediately.
Backache can he cured quickly and
permanently by nbing
DOAN'S KIDNEY PILLS.
The great and well known Kid-
ney remedy; They have cured
thousands of woMen. They will
'cure you.
Mrs. R. L. Lane, Mapleton, N. B.,
writes: "1 wa.s greatly troubled with
Backa.che and pith' in my side. I
saw Doan's Kidney pills advertised, so
thouebb I would giveithem a trial. After
the first box I began to feel better and
I took two more toi make a complete
cure. I consider Daan's Kidney Pills a
good, honest, reliable medicine for all kid-
ney troubles and can highly recommend
them."
50e. per box or 3 for $1.25. All dealers or
Ta4 DOAN KIDNIfar P.4.1., CO., Toronto, °LIU
THE GRIP HOTEL
JONATHAN MILLER
(Formtrly of the Hotel Bedford, Goderich.)
PROPRIETOR
1890-18
United Typewriter Com-
pany Limited.
0••••••••••
Underwood, Empire, and Blick-
ensderfer.
All visible writing machines, for sale or
tr rent, by the month, ribbons, etc., and all
other makes of typewriters, second hand,
for 6ale. Apply to ,
L. G. VAN gGBIOND, Agent.
SEAFORTH
- ONTARIO.
1828 45
•!:
Are a True -eart Tonic,
Nerve Food and Blood arIcher. They build
up and renew all the , ors out and wasted
tissues of the body, and restore perfect health
and vigor to the entire systems.
Nervousnese, Sleep' sericite. Nervous Prog-
trance, Brain Fag, Lick of Yitality. After
Effects of La Grippe. Asistaida, 'Weak and
Dizzy Spells Less of Llisrnory. Palpitation of
the flssrt, oss o Ia.rgy, Shortness of
Breath, etc., meal! be cured by mains
Milburn's Wart and Nerve tins.
Price 50o. a box or gfor $1.25. All dealers or
Tits T. Muncas Co., lautrixo. Toronto, Oat.
Jackson's
Photo Studio
(HENDERSON'i OLD STAND)
Photography in all branches,
Pictures and !icture Framing.
A compItte stook �f Pieture ,Frames and
1514.utdings always on iand.
O. &era completed promptly and ready
, n hen promised.
JACKSON BROS., Seaforth.
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GLES AND JESTS.
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11I:1, r -f, • le a 1 .ny itps to his
ent. ea. : ate :ts;
Tit. y r eto at pace with all the
lam t ;n holy blies;
Fait, with the 0e -ciliation o'er,
It ins not hard to find
That, i though she took her lips aWay,,.
The ruby stayed behind!
Positively Brutal.
She—Jest see how much your little
wifie loves you. She made this cake
for you all by herself..
He—Ye, darling, and now if yott
will eat it all by yonrself I shall pos-
sess indisputable proof of your devo-
tion.
Moral—Keep quiet.
An old crow sat on a hickory limb,
',Moaning be-eaws MS eyes were dime);
A. hunter heard
The noisy beard
.And straightway made a -corpse of himba
: The Same Girl.
Young Husband—When I used to kiss
you, you Islapped me.
Young 'Wife— Well, you won't get
slapped now unless you forget to kiss
toe,
411. =MM. 1,1.1.1...••
he Insecure -Season.
The Um draws near when no one know*
Just when to shake his winter clothes,
For if yOu wear 'em you feel bad,
And If You don't you wish you had.
Their Privilege.
"There's Mrs. , Brown wearing thfa
same go Ln,she wore last year."
"Yes, b t the Browns are so rich that
they ean afford to be eccentric:1
Nervy ludeed.
"The folks who tantalize me mOst,"
cla.iMed the charming miss,
'Are men, 'who pall and have the nerVit td
(1,9k n40 f or a kiss./'
, Sure Thing.
Miles—tast night I dreamed. that
WAS wealthy. What's that sign of?
Giles—It's a signthat you awokei
and found vour pipe ha.d gone out.
And Several -“ExtrasP
"May I pent a kiss ori your lips?" I said(
And shelnodded her Sweet permission;
So we we*t to press, and I rather guts&
We printed a full edition.
Marder Than
Dashaway—You don't mean to say,
she jiltedlyou?
Cleverton—She did, old man. That
girl has the heart of a motorman.)
1
Don't.
But, girlies, you should never let
Youreelves do thus. Take caret
Your little lips were never mad*
To held your street ear fare,
Devoted.
She—You say you are devoted to art,
What is 1 the particular art that yolg
love best?
He -_—_Thou art.
1
Sometimes Caret.
The Songster with a song to sing'
Can't always get to sing it;
The poet with an ode to spring
Can't always get to spring it.
De Style—Did he marry her for he
money?
Gunbusta—Yes. and then she divorced
him for his.
Clothes andI the Mau.
No matter how a man may ,drees,
'Tis not his clothes that .rnake himi
Indeed,: the swells themselves confess
More; often 'tis they break him.
--Syracuse Herald.
Faint Hearted.
• "I think you ought to have that tootli
out"
guesaP11 take it out in
thinking:4-
A Complaint.
"Alas," the houSeWife cried, "It SHIMS
can't make picaililly:
No matter how 1 Mix the things,
They always plehle
Troubles of the Melt.
Jaggles—What persons are most subs -
lea to appendicitis?
Waggles—Those who are able to pay,
for an operation.
Mutability.
When first I heard her dulcet voice,
It set my heart to leaping.
We married. Now from it 1 find
Relief alone when sleeping.
An Race/lent Reason.
"Why do you call It a feminine corn-
piiment?"
"Because there IS a sting in
Minneapolis Tribune.
Correet.
"The plural, then, of 'wife' is what?
The teacher askld, Said Bess,
'A. most precocious little tot,
"It's bigamy, I tip_ss."
The Natural Result.
"He doesn't seem to enjoy life."
"Of course not. He's got the heaIth
food mania and eats nothing else"—
Chicago It st
No Danger,
"Now, Reginald!" !cried Mr. BM th„
"Don't point that empty gun."
isn't empty, father, dear;
loadedr said the son.
Cut Up About kt.
Sharpe—Did the barber's conversa-
tion make an Impression on you?
WI/alb:in—No, but leis razor (1141.—Chl-
eago NeWs.
The i%orat.
Men have a lengtlifr list of Woes
To spoil their ho es and twist -'em.
But hie are worst who betting goes
-Upon a sore tidal* system.
—waabington atm&
NO SPAWNS--
Poesthisepavin oesbecurethi
45 m utes. filegbesiss, GRAS es/ foliate
est as quick. Not -Painful and flambee
" ed. 'Dv stalled infOrmatiou about this
new m thod sectfree to homeowners.
Write today. Ask far pancinhlet !Se*
Inman ,ckainica,serreutet.orms,urestsions.
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Lateral Wires, all high carbon spring
steel, uprights heaVy hard wire all in
one piece, 14 to the rod.
Sold by
CHESNEY & SMILEY,
SEAFORTH.
te 1845-10
Red Cedar Shingles.
Lots of them now on hand. -Very
best make. ' Call and see them.
N. CLUFF & SON.
Planing Mill Seaforth.
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MAKES
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Of such severe diseases as scrofula,
running sores, salt itheum or ec-
zema, shingles, erysipelas and can-
cer, as well as boils, blotches, pim-
ples, constipation, siCk headache,
dyspepsia, and all diSorders of the
stomach, liver, kidneys, bowels
and blood.
Burdock Blood Bitters always
does its work thoroughly and com-
pletely, so people know that when
B.B.B. cures them Iley're cured
to stay cured.
Special Attention
co Borseshoedng and RRIACE op,.
General Jobbing. kl!tKER 2:41!
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overeux
CKSMITH and
Goderieli street, - Beaforth
Flosemary.
In the south of Europe the rosemary
has long, hied magic properties ascribed
L
to it. The Spanish ladies used to wear
it as an .h itidote against the evil eye,
and the P rtuguese called it -the elfin
plant and dedicated it to the fairies.
The idea; of the antidote may have
been due to a confusion of the name
with that 0 the Virgin; ut, as a mat-
ter of fact the rosmarinue is frequent-
ly mentiet ed by old Latin writers, in-
cluding H race and Ovid. The name
came fro the fondness of the plant
for the seashore, where it often gets
sprinkled 'frith the "roe," or dew of the
sea—that i- to say, sea spray. Another
cause of onfusion perhaps was that
the leaves of the plant eomewhat re-
semble th se of the juniper, which in
reediteval mes was held sacred to the
Virg -in Ma
Why luny Young Men Fail,.
It is th fault and the cause of the
failure 0 so many bright, capable
young rise that, being put into a cer-
tain work tty rut, they make no effort
to climb lo' even crawl out of it. They
do not. se k the work that not rou-
tine 'and, o beyond the terms of the
bond in :s arch of additional labor in
order to ttract the approving notice
of their ployers; they do not go to
their poet before or remain at them
after the xed" hour; they are content -
to do ellen h, and no more than enough,
to earn th ir hire. The life of the av-
erage der c is generally genteel, easy,
cleanly.. to need not soil his hands
or his defiles, and his ambition is sat-
isfied witl these pleasant conditions.
Slad State of Poetry.
For SOD s the use of poetry has for
some tax been abandoned, and words,
any sort words, have been employed
instead. Vith patriotic songs any sug-
gestion of poetry is held to be fatal to
success. t is probable that in anoth-
er ten ye rs some member of parlia-
ment will introduce a short bill making
the prod ction of any other sort of
poem a c minal offense, and it is not
impossibl that the member of parlia-
ment will be a publisher.
Mem
Grant
thing tha
Hender
you say
by perso
of it as
have few
deed. -
A
"Hold
was unde
"There
panted th
vigorousi
epeat, but Do Not Copy.
It is easier to say a good
to do a good thing.
on — Very true. But when
good thing you are flattered
s right and left making use
It were their own, but you
copyists when you do a good
vantage of Position.
ni" exclaimed the boy who
. "Let's arbitrate this thing!"
ain't nothin' to arbitrate!"
boy on top, pummeling him
at Would You Do?
People i re fond of telling what they
would do if they had $1,000,000. It's
safe to be that nine men out of ten if
they had 1,000,000 would do nothing.
—ICansae ity Independent,
-
Quite a umber of men have mistak-
en Wall eet for Easy street.—Puck.
NO NEED
FtEFORNI.
He's made no resoutionS, for his morale
are all right,
He looks not on the wine when it is red
or brown OT
He never goes to
lute at night,
For Dokter, euchre,
doesn't care a
He never 'smokes
cigarette,
Tobacco ' holds no sweet and soothing
oharnis for kb i as yet.
He doesn't go to rt ces, flirt wath matdene
bold ond gay,
And So b.e ell -deft n ted to turn a new leat
• t New Year's Day.
He Is a charming lletlow, pereee ring, shy
andcoy,
My bouncing., dlimee ed, ropp, Sfl ling, little
baby boy.
ny (theirs or stays out
Whist or bridge he
mite.
tag cigar, a
Pipe or
INVISIBLB HUSBANDS. ;
Modern Society Tifonten,s )iascctliuo I.
cambratice4 Hard to Find;
To easy-going people it may ap-
pear an eXagger qted statement that
the husbands of fashionable women
are becoming rapidly as difficult to
stalk as big genie in 3outh 'Africa,
says London Bieck and White. They
have their haunts, doubtless, but
their trails and happy hunting
grounds are far removed frorn those
over which the women whc1 bear
their names anI dive deeply into
their purses ram -at largO. • We
should explain, perhaPs, that: there
. are no fewer marriages than ef yore;
the contrary indeed is the fact. Men
are married in droves every week- it
is after the hone, moon that the hus-
• band, as a dome ticated aniline', dis-
appears. ,
.1 We do not refe here to the excel-
lent middle-class husband, who, in
1 common with hi worf,hy wife, takes
the marriage vo» seriously enough..
He is, so to spes , indigenous to the
soil of the London suburb. FES fath-
er, when he mar -ied, set up house-
keeping in. a "vi la," and an • exact
copy of this abo e of bliss is inhab-
ited by his eldesson when he takes
to himself a wife and so on for gen':
erations. The Suppl is inexhaust-
ible. The devoted uburban hus-
band is never miesing from his family
circle, from his 6flice .in the city, or
from his "sitting" ii the church
which is nearest to hs home. Rare-
ly,, very rarely,1 on of these hus-
bands goes whati J. M. Barrie calls
"mad dog," by lunging wildly on
the stock exchan e or the turf. Tf he
so far forgets hi # self he goes 'under
once for all. Situ -alit runs high in
the suburbs.
It is the husb nd w o belongs to
and has married nto ,he smart West
End set) whose iche by the family
1 hearth is vacant "allthe time" as
1 the Americans say. Where . is he?
What is he doin ? Practically when
oijr modern John Gilpin dines at the
f shionable eoui alent for "Edmon-
ft," his wife is entertaining friends
a 'Ware," repr Sented by the Carl-
ton or Prince's.
Take up any n wspaper in which
the doings of t ie gay world are
chronicled, and what do we read?
Not that Lord and Lady Mauvais-
pas had a dinner arty in their
own house in Grosve or square, but
that my lady enterta ned at a fash-
ionable - restaurant s me half-dozen
married women Witho t their hus-
bands, two or three g y gentlemen,
unattached, and the r mainder of the
• party is made up f stray and
;- homeless husbands.
At Church Parade, occasionally,
husbands and wiVes are seen togeth-
er and the untisual "combine" is
seized upon and pnblished abroad by
the amazed woman joUrnalist, who
is as much astonished1 as if she were
a patient naturalist ho had un-
earthed a new pecies of bird or
beast. And yet what.l can be more
proper, or more in accord with what
Is expected from Engl' 1i -domesticity,
than that Mr. and thb Hon. Mrs.
St. Leger Graspan should be seen
walking together near the Achilles
Statue on a .fine Sunday forenoon?
For all. businesS purposes, the so-
ciety husband exists; es a drawer of
cheques he has his uses; but, as a
congenial member of the home he is
imknown,' and hie place is filled, per-
haps, by a friend of t ie family„ who
is known by \eager, commonplace
people as the -tame c t.'' Of him,
perhaps, we may have something to
say another clayi
But. can nothing be Ione to restore
lawful husininds 'to ti e proper place
in society? Leo] 1lCd 1tCfl have: writ-
ten e °lumps Up() 1 "in la's place
Nature." hut for the . olution of that
and kind 1-tql vein; 1111S 0 perts are not
yet in ogreemen . I ut, surely, a
'hiishand's place in ti e fashiOnable
woeld should be,
w i 's si tie. I iecency and expediency
1)0111 demand it; yet We fear that so-
ciety men and women will continue
to suit themselves according to the
whim of the moinent, though a stroll
together once a nionti at Church
Parade does not seem precisely the
fulfilment of ti e so emn vow by
which they bound the selves to abide
together for better or worse and un-
til death did them part.
occasionally, by his
CourteSles of Life.
One can do a lot of pleasant things
under the guise pf good manners. It
is good manners to rise when some
one enters a room. That little cour-
tesy is - merely ;expressing pleasure
and attention tc the newcomer.
Why not? 1 doesn'tj hurt you. It
shows graciousness, tact, thought-
fulness.
Some people have an idea that
good manners are in rely a Matter
of being painfully _up ish and un-.
comfortably polite. It's noth ng of
the sort. It is just iving dticently
and a.ccumulatin e a little elf -re-
spect.
Every little tchile some question-
ing individual pops Up and , asks
_ about happiness and what it brings.
Good manner S bring happiness,
keen happiness. They lift up one
from the midst 421 thej commonplace,
the selfishness of life, the sordid, mor-
bid things.
They are really m tter of giving
_pleasure to others. A id there' is no
happiness on Mirth Ur t_ strikes in -
deeper than tha.4 whic. comes, from
being kind. By sthe same manner ol
argument it is easy to figure out
that the sharpeet coniScience urt is
the one that c nnes from if juring
some person othtpr than one's elf.
Sunlight Soap will not injure
your blankets or harden them. It
will make them soft, white and
fileecy.
AUCTIONEERS.
pliohlAS BROWN, Licensed Auctioneer for the
j Counties of Huron and Perth. Orders left at
A. M. earopbelPs implement warerooms, Seaforth, or
Tux Exeostroa Oflre, will reoeive prompt attention.
.3atie1action guaran eed or no charge. 170841
TAVES G. McifICIHAEL„ licensed auctioceer fcr
ej the county of lluren. Sales attended 40:j any
pea of the county at moderate rates, and satisfaction
guaranteed. Orde.s left alt the Seaforth post offi-e
or at Lot 2, Con-ession 2, linnet% will receive
irompt attention; • 1832•tf
t UOTIONEERING.—B. S. Phillips, Licensed
Li Auctioneer for the counties of Huron and
Perth. Being a practical farmer and thoroughly
understanding the value of farm stock and imple-
ments, places nae in a better position to realize good
prices. Charges tuo&rate. Satisfaction guaranteed
or no pay. All orders left at Herman poet office or
at Lot ill, Oonoession 2, Hay, will be promptly
ttended to. 1709-41
Backaches of Women.
Not one woman lit twenty has a
strong back.
Backache Is the cry of Weak Kidneys
for help.
Book ache lathe warning note of much
moi o serious trou'Ao to Gum, if not at-
tended to Immediately.
Backache can he cured quickly and
permanently by nbing
DOAN'S KIDNEY PILLS.
The great and well known Kid-
ney remedy; They have cured
thousands of woMen. They will
'cure you.
Mrs. R. L. Lane, Mapleton, N. B.,
writes: "1 wa.s greatly troubled with
Backa.che and pith' in my side. I
saw Doan's Kidney pills advertised, so
thouebb I would giveithem a trial. After
the first box I began to feel better and
I took two more toi make a complete
cure. I consider Daan's Kidney Pills a
good, honest, reliable medicine for all kid-
ney troubles and can highly recommend
them."
50e. per box or 3 for $1.25. All dealers or
Ta4 DOAN KIDNIfar P.4.1., CO., Toronto, °LIU
THE GRIP HOTEL
JONATHAN MILLER
(Formtrly of the Hotel Bedford, Goderich.)
PROPRIETOR
1890-18
United Typewriter Com-
pany Limited.
0••••••••••
Underwood, Empire, and Blick-
ensderfer.
All visible writing machines, for sale or
tr rent, by the month, ribbons, etc., and all
other makes of typewriters, second hand,
for 6ale. Apply to ,
L. G. VAN gGBIOND, Agent.
SEAFORTH
- ONTARIO.
1828 45
•!:
Are a True -eart Tonic,
Nerve Food and Blood arIcher. They build
up and renew all the , ors out and wasted
tissues of the body, and restore perfect health
and vigor to the entire systems.
Nervousnese, Sleep' sericite. Nervous Prog-
trance, Brain Fag, Lick of Yitality. After
Effects of La Grippe. Asistaida, 'Weak and
Dizzy Spells Less of Llisrnory. Palpitation of
the flssrt, oss o Ia.rgy, Shortness of
Breath, etc., meal! be cured by mains
Milburn's Wart and Nerve tins.
Price 50o. a box or gfor $1.25. All dealers or
Tits T. Muncas Co., lautrixo. Toronto, Oat.
Jackson's
Photo Studio
(HENDERSON'i OLD STAND)
Photography in all branches,
Pictures and !icture Framing.
A compItte stook �f Pieture ,Frames and
1514.utdings always on iand.
O. &era completed promptly and ready
, n hen promised.
JACKSON BROS., Seaforth.
le48
JIN
GLES AND JESTS.
'Agin
11I:1, r -f, • le a 1 .ny itps to his
ent. ea. : ate :ts;
Tit. y r eto at pace with all the
lam t ;n holy blies;
Fait, with the 0e -ciliation o'er,
It ins not hard to find
That, i though she took her lips aWay,,.
The ruby stayed behind!
Positively Brutal.
She—Jest see how much your little
wifie loves you. She made this cake
for you all by herself..
He—Ye, darling, and now if yott
will eat it all by yonrself I shall pos-
sess indisputable proof of your devo-
tion.
Moral—Keep quiet.
An old crow sat on a hickory limb,
',Moaning be-eaws MS eyes were dime);
A. hunter heard
The noisy beard
.And straightway made a -corpse of himba
: The Same Girl.
Young Husband—When I used to kiss
you, you Islapped me.
Young 'Wife— Well, you won't get
slapped now unless you forget to kiss
toe,
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he Insecure -Season.
The Um draws near when no one know*
Just when to shake his winter clothes,
For if yOu wear 'em you feel bad,
And If You don't you wish you had.
Their Privilege.
"There's Mrs. , Brown wearing thfa
same go Ln,she wore last year."
"Yes, b t the Browns are so rich that
they ean afford to be eccentric:1
Nervy ludeed.
"The folks who tantalize me mOst,"
cla.iMed the charming miss,
'Are men, 'who pall and have the nerVit td
(1,9k n40 f or a kiss./'
, Sure Thing.
Miles—tast night I dreamed. that
WAS wealthy. What's that sign of?
Giles—It's a signthat you awokei
and found vour pipe ha.d gone out.
And Several -“ExtrasP
"May I pent a kiss ori your lips?" I said(
And shelnodded her Sweet permission;
So we we*t to press, and I rather guts&
We printed a full edition.
Marder Than
Dashaway—You don't mean to say,
she jiltedlyou?
Cleverton—She did, old man. That
girl has the heart of a motorman.)
1
Don't.
But, girlies, you should never let
Youreelves do thus. Take caret
Your little lips were never mad*
To held your street ear fare,
Devoted.
She—You say you are devoted to art,
What is 1 the particular art that yolg
love best?
He -_—_Thou art.
1
Sometimes Caret.
The Songster with a song to sing'
Can't always get to sing it;
The poet with an ode to spring
Can't always get to spring it.
De Style—Did he marry her for he
money?
Gunbusta—Yes. and then she divorced
him for his.
Clothes andI the Mau.
No matter how a man may ,drees,
'Tis not his clothes that .rnake himi
Indeed,: the swells themselves confess
More; often 'tis they break him.
--Syracuse Herald.
Faint Hearted.
• "I think you ought to have that tootli
out"
guesaP11 take it out in
thinking:4-
A Complaint.
"Alas," the houSeWife cried, "It SHIMS
can't make picaililly:
No matter how 1 Mix the things,
They always plehle
Troubles of the Melt.
Jaggles—What persons are most subs -
lea to appendicitis?
Waggles—Those who are able to pay,
for an operation.
Mutability.
When first I heard her dulcet voice,
It set my heart to leaping.
We married. Now from it 1 find
Relief alone when sleeping.
An Race/lent Reason.
"Why do you call It a feminine corn-
piiment?"
"Because there IS a sting in
Minneapolis Tribune.
Correet.
"The plural, then, of 'wife' is what?
The teacher askld, Said Bess,
'A. most precocious little tot,
"It's bigamy, I tip_ss."
The Natural Result.
"He doesn't seem to enjoy life."
"Of course not. He's got the heaIth
food mania and eats nothing else"—
Chicago It st
No Danger,
"Now, Reginald!" !cried Mr. BM th„
"Don't point that empty gun."
isn't empty, father, dear;
loadedr said the son.
Cut Up About kt.
Sharpe—Did the barber's conversa-
tion make an Impression on you?
WI/alb:in—No, but leis razor (1141.—Chl-
eago NeWs.
The i%orat.
Men have a lengtlifr list of Woes
To spoil their ho es and twist -'em.
But hie are worst who betting goes
-Upon a sore tidal* system.
—waabington atm&
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