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FLEMING �.OL, Chemists.
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38 Rent St., west Toronto. Ont.
The attantity
"allY quantity
id benefit.
Wet Veda &ea
s. T. lloirnee
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•
rou will have
'ared for the
re yout last
me in. Oon-
von be
kuaices. Our
pest—quality
nd out by us
'e,-ord with us.
South Africa.
eers, Felons, Willa
ises,Piles, Cut%
'Cm
011
DS
:phyrs.
Ly' you to see
fore- buying
Curtains for
one &pedals
pring. All
ther line; as
hent, getting
YTH.
COLLEGE,
r vacation
psi ug months
for making a
s'.0 to 30
to $60 per
No gradn- -
ering, Short-
; Write for
00.„
ham, Ont.
pped with
l'S; provisions,
kare, aUof
t 1azt the
'Ssrup at25
et American
jyt1; also
,,/,asses ; best
esm cIiaee,
. Tbs. of
,ew currantcr s
_
25; a lbs.
t.ew figs for
tapioca.
for 0.5e 10
globur salts
as:E for 250,
head cheese
' Lake Su-
!fbarrel at
2s1 s also
4r..21, also by
lured- meats,
irn meal,: oat
#alt, by the
of garden
clover and
Ltszrnip seed.
egss, for
r:ce will be
MARCH 273 1903
CENTRAL
Hardware (Wore.
We carry a complete stock a
Builders' Hardware.
Can give estimates for
Furnace Work, Eavetrough-
ing and Plumbing.
Parties contemplating building will
find our pricee right and our work
satiefactory.
TO FARMERS.
If you purpose making maple syrup,,
leave your order early for a Sap Pan
and Sap Pails.
See our New Century and Knoll
Washers
••••••••-....
Sills Murdie
HARDWARE,
Seeds
the Kind.
that Leads
cost more -yield more:
sold by att deiliens.
IDG3 Sec deek fennel.
poztpaid frco to all
appliceate.
D. rift. Ferry Zs' Co.,
Windeov, Gat. e
What Others Say
of Worthington's Canadian Stock
Tonic.
Janie.) Leask, breeder and- feeder rf the sweep
stake fab cettle at Proviacial Winter Fair 1901 and
1902, Rees :
DEAR SIR
I have fed you Stock Tonio to cattle and like it
• very Inueth It makes them thrive well and put on
Bab more rapidly. 1 think it is the bea tonic I
have fed to home. We are alao feedirg it b eta
bens this-wintL r and they ere layirg better than
they have done for some time. It paye to feed IV
Yours truly,
AME 3 LEASK.
Or' (mina P. 0., Feb 23, 1905,
DEAR SI& ;
I had a mere stocked in both legs. Worthing-
ton's Stock Food took it down completely and put
her ta good condition. It hut lona my cows good.
Thiek it is a good thing and can recommend it.
B. CHURCHILL, "Dairyman."
Clinton, Jan. 17th,1903.
Pinifa- your animals' blood be:ore turning them on
the gram They will eutprise you in the fan.
10 lb. box, 200 feeds, 50e ; 50 lb. sack, 62.
Manufactured by THE WORTHINGTON
DRUG CO , Guelph, Ont.
For sale and guaranteed by
HAMILTON & KERSLAKE, Seaforthl
P. MAITLAND, Clinton.
W. J. LEVY, Mitchell.
1320-113
Spring 1 Spring
Sprit- g. is approaching and v. ith it spring goods,
Betare purchasing elsewhere bo sure to see our new
and well aFserted stock of Boots and Shces for men
and women, boys and girls and children. Wo ()all
particular attention to our DEW line cf shoee, both
heavy and fine fc r bol h wen and women. Give us a
chance to fit ycur foot and our price will fit easy on
your purse.
Jrr GOODS -New prints in the DOWG6t patterns at
right price. Some prints to be cleared out at
peal e reduced price?. Our stock of Cottonades
and efi:riings is well as riled. All other noes of
1),v Gorda ar) well assorted.
TI.1,8EtWARD.-Wil can y eeveral lines of hardihre
and 6011 them at reasonaele prices.
WALT. PAPER.—Be sure and cone to Constance for
your wait pep( r, as our stock is well aseorted and of
good fatality.
But e, ge aed other farm produce takea as
cath.
183s-4
R. W. Jewitt,
Constance,
IMPORTANT NOTIOES.
eatEAP MONEY. -Private funds to loan at 4i per
_e ceet. OD good E OCUt ity. Apply to B. R. MG -
t. INS, Brueefield. • 1836.tf ••
EleARAIS FOR SALE. -Rare bargains in farms in
J. the Townships of Mullett, Morris, and Wawa.
nosh, County of Huron. Inquire at onee. WM
CAMPBELL, Blyth, Ont. •17744t
friEA011ER WANTED. -For Mimi Section No. 4,
I. Hay, duties t� commence aler Easter iaolidaye.
Personal application preferred. Apply to Will. 8.
RUBY, Secretary, Zur!ch, Ontario. I840x4
STO RENT. -To rent in Seaforth one of the
best husiress stands in the town. Has been
need fcr a nuniber cf years for millinery ter which
there is a first elm opening. Also ro:ms to rent
over store, newly fitted up and In first class Con-
dition. Araly to MRS. JAMES GaLLESPIE.
1823-tf
FARM TO RENT. -A good 1E0 ecre farm in Sten
ley to rent for a term of years. Within two
ranee of Brimfield station. Good buildings and
bout 70 acres cleared, well fenced and in a geed
state cf cutivation. A good orchard and plenty of
Water. Apply to W. SCOTT, Brimfield. 153041
13ASIL'ElE FARM TO RENT --To rent the 50 acre
pasture term. b.ing the East half of Lot 174
Concession 3, McKillop, for a term of years. Are
ply to TOBIAS NASH, care of Turner Lumber
South Weer. 18394
MEAGHER WANTED. -Teacher wanted for Reasts
section No. 2. township of Grey, Huron (satiety,
wale cr female, holding second or third elate certifi-
cate. Duties to commenee on the 14th of April,
1903. Address ALEX. STEWART, Seoretary-Treas-
wet. Ceanbrook I'. 0. 11838x1
-LeiGGI3 FOR HATCHING. -The undersigned will
tue tave fcr sale during the hatching eeason, White
1 eahera egg, at the low price of The per setting.
A reduction if race e than one setting is taken. - Now
le the thr e to gct ycur early birds. Birds bred from
ruy stock took first prize at Seaforth and Goderioh
last year. Steck is first class. Call and 800 them.
WM. COPP, Seaforth. 1840 2
Q -TORE AND DWELLING FOR SALE OR To
BENT. -The etcre of the undersigned, near the
ra ilw y etation in Seaforth, will be sold cheap or
IN ill be rentel on easy tame. It is admirably adapt-
ed for a grocery and previelen store and is favorably
situated for busintes. Thera is a comfortable dwel-
ling attached. and a good stable. It will be lent in
first clan repair for a gocd tenant. Possession at
anY time. Apply to WM. MATERS, Seaforth.
18a8-11
MOIR
OUSE
The Elegance o
Wrote Has Lon
John Wesley et as It
Moira at Moira
Dublin, in 1775.
the great, Methodl
surprisedto obier
more griu. , yet a
room than any
England, It Wii. an
feet square and 1 4ing one window_, the
throweb.out with m
reaching from t
The ceiling, sid
room were equal!
Which
Depar e
e guest of
0l1.e, Usher"
'i ing of ti
said:
thougl
ar more e
ve ever sen rf
octagon abo t go
16 feet bigaaa
sides,of It 1 lakt
tber of p arf-,
op -of the own
urniture o th
gant And ust
ike a dreaM?"
the elegan e 04
departediftorn
endicity ihstitui
k down the inte-I
covered the gar,
is today as
s is to be seen th
pital, whith had
It was oiice
*ell as in iianie.
visitors, to Moira
f its glories was
who there mei
s In Moira • onSe,
d a refuge hfle
ward Fitz; rallii
Newgate rio fee
Liffey.
es,
y
this, too, pass anfay
Half a century Jig
whieh Weeley wrot
Wire Houk:. The
tion dismantled It,
rior decorations and
dens with offices
mai looking a place
or around the Irith
• many reminders ' the
capital in deed a
Among other not ble
House in the da s
Charles janaes
Henry Grattan. t
too, that Pamela fo-n
her husband, Lord K
was dying in Dublin
away across the tia-tt
A Peat of fernery.
Some light is t TO n on the pds
idea of memory It -e by an int reit-
ing recital conta necrl in the autoblogi
rephy of Robert He idin, the fa tell%
conjurer. He taught his son to giahthe
at, say, a shop n in w and to nemm
rize accurately; as i a brain pictturei
the window's content.. Then he oulkt
ask him to describe t s e contents, thck.
ing and correcting hili as he w
On one occasion oudin was coni -I
mended to the Tifilqiies to give a Dela
formance before the 4 rench court. As
he passed through a anteroom t� the
saloon he bade hie so s note the ark nges
ment of the room's a, d the write ts ofi
the bookcases. Then it the close e• f the
entertainment Relict' astonislfe :hid
audience by giving rhat he palled
"second sight" test. Ieclaring nn -i,
familiarity with the ulleries, Ho din,
blindfolding his son, ; sked him to sew
Itis gaze through the wall of the dotal
to the chamber late-ohid, to describ
arrangement of the chamber a d, to
teed the titles of til volumes o tbe
shelves of the bo4kca es. This feat the
young lad accomplished, to the a toie:
ishment of the court e
r
Where BarleY
Barley extends love
range than any of th
is successfully cuathi-
er breadth of the glo
• cereal. It fiourishe
and drought of the be
zone and grows Stu
on the northern verge
zone, ripening and til
ous adverse cireunista
is wholly unable to
found in the Faroe a
North, the extre e
near Areharagel, n t
an central Siberi
degrees north lat tua
mates, such as these
and the south of
barley may be rea
one in spring fro
vious autumn an
a spring sowing.
A Lot sizn
The Chinese hac all
of electrical discoveri
years ago, and ti ey
magnet AS loadst ne
Historical records sh
mies were led across
the interior ofthe n
nation of 6leetrielt
power of loadstones
substances unknown
of the present da.
This form of electr
lost arts and mut
with other grand 1isc
next few years. 3ut
learned shall have t
forthcoming disciave
The one who shs'ill
key to a grand e ect
have the fruits of his
•
Cultivate:
a wider ell
other grain iaaos
ted over.a
e than any ther
under the best
ders of the t trid
ly and mat rely,
of the temp rate!
iving under 011
• ces which-% eet
-esist Bari IsI
- I
lands, near iirfel
oint of Noreva$;!
e White pea, anid
w•een 58; and ! dfl,
. In genial Cii;
Egyp t, Barbary'
in, two crop -
'n the mime ear,
d sowed the pre-'
in autumn 1rm
IS
"nation. ,
the grana seerets,
s more than 0601
ade -use of the
ong befere 1iat.
where thei ter -
he vast plebe • of
Ion by a co hie
SI
as. a combindd
and some ether
to the Celes
Ity is a on the:
ome to ti e root'
• veries withi tUe
ot the great ind
O benefit of flis
• in elect i
late this go e.,en
ic mystery hall
abors.
Contagious Diseasea
All the fungeue di
such as mildew, Seale
etc, are contagions.
carried from year to
• eased part, be it leaf,
The presence of lane -
material in the oreha
creases the chane q
and spread of the dise
Nothing is so (lest -uc
spores as fire, ankl a.
or parts of plants$hoti
burned.
Among P t
eases of pili 4t,
blight, rust, ,
contagionile s
year in thj
fruit or Mantle
of this lis 8%1
or vine a 1 la-
the appea;ne
se another ear.
ve to th f gus
I affected I nts
Id be cut out and
An Unforturat
"Rev. Mr. Stern s g
John were so sy pa
said the widow'sflrle
"Sympatl etic?" rep
"He said ohn ad!
great majo "
"Well?"
"Well, in his ser on
ago he deel red that t
of people g beloW."
Alm st a dent
Minister (to one of
venerable old gard
reached a gfreat age, J
John -'D ed hate
leeve till the llth of
an octageranium.
fiequen e.
marks over
etic, I tlion
led the wji
one to ioit
6oir
seyeral u (lain
e great mOoritY
•
ry Plant.
his menab s
rier)-You aye'
hn.
sir, for ,,L3:
1 •
xt month th!bIe
1 •
The Proper
• Judge -And what
his passion?
Prisoner -Flit him
curbs tone.
Issile.
you do td cull)
I !
ith a pi lof)
;
Sixty-oue million on of the 12
000 acres which reali up Spal '
are mountain sindwa te • ,
MARRIAGE i 1.10N
ISSUE AT
THE HUM EXPOSITOR !O
SHAFORTIkf, ONTAM
NO WITNESSE4 RE4UI
ED
•
ANISO YOUR
litiEUMATISM
tv.A, Andr ws Banished His When
ve Was Sp Bad That lule Hai
Lost Twenty-five Pounds
andl Was a Com-
- p'ete Wreck.
HoillingAround onTwo Canes He
CommenCed to Take Pow ley's
'Liquified Ozone, Which
-I Instantly Destroyed
the Disease
i Germs.
In 'hilt) Days His Appetite Returned, UIs
• Sleep Was Natural and itestful, His
Pains atui Aches Vanished and
He Threw Away His Canes.
POWLEY'S
LIQUIFIED
OZONE
I CURES
OISEASE BY
r GERMS
ESTROYING
• DISEASE
WHEREVER
1.0CATED.
"Last August I
was attacked With
severe muscular
rheumatism. • So
bad was this at-
tack that I called
in my doctor, who.
had to admini ter
injections to allay
the pain, after
which he put ,me
through the sweat-
ing system. He
attended me Well
and faithfully for
five weeks. When
I got up 1 was cera -
polled to use two
canes to get around
the house. Dur -
Le I
in
ete
Left
dos
pe-
• ing all thisAi
lost 'about twenty-five pounds
weight; in fact I was a comp
wreck. My appetite and deep
me. I tried a number Cif good O]
to brace me up and give me an a
tite, but none of them helped me,
"About this time my daughter e m-
menced taking Ozone for a chronic
sore hroat and quinsy, from which
she 1ad suffered for yeaes. In a s ort
time she was completely cured of his
troublesome diseasee So effeotive as
the preparation in her case that 1 c ra-
menced taking it myself, and in •vvo
days' time my appetite returned nd
my sleep became as good as ever. 11
the pains and aches had vanished by
the tithe 1 had s' arted on the sec nd
bottle, and I threw away my ca es.
Ozone toned up my system and 1 be -
carne, a new man. I gained ra,pidl in
flesh,' as all my friends can testify. I
look evell and enjoy aa good he 1th
now es ever I did in my life.
(Signed) W. A. ANDREWS,
"12 Elm St., Toront
W. A. ANDREWS.
Ozone Acts Rapidly and Thorough y.
It is conceded by medical men llhat
the c use of nine -tenths of the disease
from which people suffer is disease
germ. Powley's Liquified Ozone icts
rapid y because it immediately attacks
this 'pause. It acts thoroughly, !be-
-cause it eradicates every trace of it.
In a nutshell, Powley's Liquited
Ozone cures disease by destr y-
-frig the disease germs that cause
it. It is especially beneficial in miles °
of rh umatism and will give relief
and ffect a _permanent cure in he
very Worst oases.
• Powley's Liquified Ozone is old
only by reliable dealers -never 1 by
fakir or pedd1er. Pike 50 cents nd
.1.00 per bottls. Our book on Rh u -
mad m free on receipt of name and
cdp
THE OZONE- CO.. Limite0,
, Toronto, Ont.
Rd Cedar Shingle
Lo s of them now on hand. Very
best make. Call and see them.
N. CLUFF &I SON.
1;lanit'ig Mill - Seaforth.
188841
DEt. WOOD'S
NORWAY
PINE
SYRUP.
A Pleasant, Prompt and Perfect Cure fie
COUGHS, COLDS,
HOARSENESS,
SORE THROAT,
ASTHMA,
BRONCHITIS,
CROUP,'
and all 'throat sand Lund Troubl .
Obstinate coughs yield to its grate ulo
soothing aetion and in the racking, per-
sistent coUgh often present in consutnp-
tive oase5 it gives prompt and sure re-
lief.
• Mi. S. Boyd, Pittston, Ont., wri
ad a severe 001a in my throat n
head and was greatly troubled ith
hoarseness. Two 'bottles of Dr. ?Wood's
NorWay Pine Syrup completeij cured
me."
Prise 25 *ants per bottle.
EXPOSITOR.
• BOER LANGUAGES.
. , .
The Different 1tzin4 Of Dutch Spoken -
In South Afriesr. - 1
It seems a sti-ang,• thing to say, but
there are three Dutch huaguages in
South Africa: The earl iest ;Dutch set-
tlers at '1he Cape Were largely Dutch
sailors an\d others belonging to the low-
er orders of Ainserdam, . Rotterdam
and other Duteh -s aports, -Their laii•
gliage was a leer -
gin with, and alth igh the sprinkling
iutch dialect to be-
ll
of Dutch officer's at the Cape did •their
best to preser0 the language of the
Netherlands they could not prevent
the dialect of the settlers frbm still
further degenerating into a were collo-
quial patois. , Its degeneration was
doubtless largely brought about by do-
mestic servants aod slaves -Hotten-
tots, Malays and Mozambique Kafflps-
who spoke it very imperfectly and in-
troduced into it meny strange Words
and idioms. This, there is the genesis
of what is variously known as "Cape
Dutch," "Kitchen Dutch," "Patriot
Dutch," "Afrikaans!' and "Afrikander
Taal.", Its basis is -Dutch, but the
nouns have lost their declensions, and
the verbs their cenjugatiens, While
grammatical gender' and syntax gener-
ally have gone- by the boaed. Td the
educated Hollauder of today it is a lit-
erary atrocity,' and he cannot away
with it; but to tin.,i Alrikander it is his
mother tongue; the language of his
home aid his childhood, the exponent
of all that heknows of burner' and
pathos. It is ftill of expressive idioms,
pithy proverbs and pawky expressions,
like those so dear te the lowland 'Scot,
and yet it is not a language, for it has
no literature. ;
Th second of the three abutch lan-
guages referred, to might. be called "ec-
. elesiastical Dutele" or, if you like, Af-
rican Dutch. It is the language of Hol-
land as that langnage _Was written
about 200 years. ago. It is the language
cf the Dutch Itible and -very much 're-
sembles our own authorized. version in
its simplicity and directness of style.
It is the language of the Dutch psalm
and Gesang bodke and of the devotion-
al works of old Dutch divines, which
Make up the balance of the Dutch
farmers' literature. In it are also writ-
ten many tracts and a few devotional
works by living ministers of the Dutch
Reformed church. To the Boer wherev-
er you find him it is the language of
his church and of his religion. This is
the Dutch languago. which the leaders
of the Dutch Afrikander party are de-
termined to preserve. It is never spo-
ken by Afrikanders among themselves,
However, and it. is never written gram-
matically by them In their correspond-
ence. The Boor has 'DO fear that Ws
"Hi -as -teal," Cape Dutch, will die; out,
but fears that his children will forget
or neglect to learn the language of his
church and of his forefathers.
The third Dute'ls language might be
called modern literary or "high Dutth"
-that 'is, thelauguage writteh, and
spoken by _educated Hollanders of to-
day. It is florid, involved in construc-
tion and very artificial in style as com-
pared with the language of the Dutch
Bible. Its pronunciation has also
changed considerably in the interval,
a.nd even an &faceted Dutch speaking
Afrikander listening to a:voluble Hol-
lander can hardly make head ei tail
of what be is saying. -Scotsman. •
'
i
- A Legend About cats.
The ancient Greeks thought that all
creatures except cats had ,souls and
that that aniinal hYstate soul through a
bargain made between a bridge archi-
tect and the devil. The architect had
besought the devil to get Ws help in
constructing an exceedingly dangerous
bridge structure, and his Satanic Maj-
esty only consented to lend aid on con-
dition that the first creature to cress it
should lose its &MI. .
This was agreed upen, the bticlge
finishea.in due -Orne ancrthe devil sent,
to the opposite eide to await his prey.'
The shrewd architect took good care to
send a eat over befOre any human be-
ing was allowe to cross. On learning
of the ,bargain1 , the cat -recrossed the
bridge and scratched the architect's
,
eyeaout. I .
Naming it Town.
According to 4 liacal tradition, proba-
bly invented, S4iytille, N. Y., received
its name in a peculiar fashion. The
settlers were gathered in debate upon
the shore, trying to agree upon a name
for the place, and one after anOther
proposed his suggestion with, 'S -ay,
low '11 this do?" After many s4ges-
ions had been rejected some one bar;
•en of imagination but sensitive of ear
proposed that the oft repeated Word
'Say" be made the first syllable of, the
ulnae and that "ville" be added as the
econd -syllable. • The idea took, and,
a,vs the legend, then and there the
ettlement was christened Sayville.
• Favored the Clarinet.
"So ye'ro gointy make yer b'y a mu-
ician," said Mr. Rafferty.
"I am," answered Mr. Dolan. "I'm
oin' ty have i im learn ty play the
lar'net."
"Why don't yez learn 'im the vi'lln?6
"Because I want 'im ty have every
dvantage. A Vielin makes fine music,
ut a elar'net is a heap more ty be de-
inded on in a slimmage."
Is
"Cameros Generous Gift.
"When Mr. Casey died, he left all be
ad to the orphan asylum." -
"Indeed! That was nice of him.
bat did he leave?"
"His twelve children."
Literal.
Mistress -What in the world ar you
utting ashes on the floor for, Bri get.
Bridget -Shure, =Cane an' didn't yez
ay to doost the parlor? -Town and
oun try.
The sea anemone is one of the lopgeet
lived of humble organisms. One has
nourished in captivity for fifty years.
A MARVELOUS STRUCTURE.
The Grandeur of tire Great Natural
Bridge in Virginia,.
Virginia is a state which abounds
with spring e which have rmedicinal
properties. It is also a state in which
nearly every foot of ground has histor-
ic associations, and this fact, together
- with its glorious_ landscapes, makes 11
an anusually interesting state to visit.
Pere are thousands of resorts, eath of
which has its own special attractions,
but none has -attracted more visitors
than the resorts in the vicinity of the
Great Natural Bridge, which is one of
the natural wonders of theUnited
"States.
This marvelous structure overlooks
the James river valley, being on the
western slope, of the Blue mountains.
It is just about the center of the state.
It approaches Niagara in grandeur and
exceeds it in height and awful mystery.
It is a single block of limestone, with
• many Shades of color. The walls are
smooth, as if cut with chisels, and there
Is no sign of displacement. .
The visitor follows a tumbling cas-
cade down a deep fissure in the moun-
• tain under some of, the largest arbor
vitm trees in the world and, turning
down a line of steps cut into the preci-
pice, suddenly finds himself by a ewift
stream in a dark canyon -and the great
bridge far above him. Birds high in
air pass under the blue arch. The place
Is full of echoes, and the winds and
waters moan eternally.
Washington when a surveyor for
• Lord Fairfax visited the natural bridge
and carved his name, where it may
still be seen. The original bridge tract
was granted by King George III. to
Thomas Jefferson in 1774. After he
was president Jefferson visited the
place, surveyed it and made the map.
with his own hands. Jefferson spoke
of the place as "a famous place that
will draw the attention of the world."
Chief Justice Marshall wrete of the
bridge as "God's greatest miracle in
stone." Henry Clay wrote of "the
bridge not made with hands that span
a river, carries a highway_ and makes
two mountains one."
OLD FASHIONED..
What has become of the old fash-
ioned man who had been married only
once? •
What has become of the old fash-
ioned werea.n who expected her chil-
dren to "mind?"
• What has become of the old fash-
ioned man who was always wanting to
bet a can of oysters? •
What has become of the old fash-
• ioned lover who gave his girl a copy of
"Lucille" at Christmas?
What has become of the old fash-
ioned woman who said she "backed"
an envelope when she wrote an address
on it?
• What has become of the old fash-
.ioned woman who explained her pov-
• erty by saying an elephant stepped on
• her pocketbook?
What has become of the old fash-
• ioned woman who screamed at the
thought of her hi -Shand taking out life
• insurance, saying that it sounded as
• he didn't expect to live long?-
! .
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Curious Wills.
The most curious and perhaps th
most spiteful will on record is that of
Queen Austrigilda, consort of King!
Ginatram, who by her noneupative or
verbal testament enjoined her husJ
band to slay and bury in- the same
grave with herself the two physicians
who had attended to her majesty dur-
ing her last illness. Scarcely less vin-
dictive was the win of the selfish hus-
band who forbade his wife to marry
a second time. concluding -with the
threat, "If she disobeys me, I will
come again if 1 can." Quite at the op-
posite pole of sentiment was the direc-
tion of the married woman •who pre-
deceased her husband to her executors
to seek out some nice, good, pretty girl
who would make an affectionate sec-
ond -wife for a spouse.--Londou Tele -
gra p h.
Meerschan In Carving.
Vienna is the greatest center for
meerschaum carving, which has at-
tained a very higb 'artistic develop-
ment. The ravi material comes in Such
odd shapes that much skill is exer-
cised in obtaining from each piece a
pipe that shall be as .large and well
shaped as possible. The rough block
is first soaked in water to make it soft,.
when it can be cut as readily as
cheese: After the carving is completed
the final polishing is done by women
with fine sandpaper and a kind of
grass.
• Ancient • Sausages.
Antiquaries are -baffled in their at-
tempts to ascertain when sausages first
became an article of human consump-
tion. We know at least that among the
ancient Greeks sausages, called "al-
lantes" and "chordal," were a common
article of diet, and every schoolboy
knows. or ought to know, that sau-
• sages, black puddings and sausage sell-
• ers appear in the comedies of Aris-
tophanes.-London Telegraph.
Wbat Happen ed.
"She married the coacbman because
she wanted some one who could drive!"
"Well?"
"We'1, he drove her to distraction!"
•"4.
Quick Conclusion.
9 see that one Pennsylvania convict
fatally assaulted another."
"They must have some bad men in
that penitentlaity."
The Responsibility Placed.
"So their marriage was a failure."
"Not at all. Marriage is all right. It
was the man and the woman who were
failures." -Philadelphia Pres&
Pure soap!" You've heard
e. words. In Sunlight
o a p you have the fact.
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Farmer comp
clearling
rd isiad
led to stgt
his farm.
Mr. Job Costaln, M'
• "In the Spring of 100
piece of land, but had n
before I was taken stith
'Was compelled to stop
ed to be down in the oe
my right side and I c
I got a box of Doan'S ICJ
I had *ken the -whole
cured rnd able to Pro
take grat pleasure fn re
all fan4ers who are roii
80c. a ox, or 3 for 1.
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t worked many days
very lame back, and
rk. The trouble seem
tre of my back and
uld not stoop; ever.
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x I was completely
ed with my work. I
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Old eltihes made to loob
oleanirig of ladles' and gentle
and eatistaction guarenteed
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Shawls, curtaine, etc., at
de not fail to give sae a call.
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t to the
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like new. Dyeing and
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All wool goods gnar.
ion on ehort,st notice.
oderate prices. nose
Butter and eggs tiaren
Y NICHOL,
ry, North Main Street.
3
JINGLES AND JESTS.
' she Flitted.
when the,/ wsre wssis the gentleman
And he fair lad' waom he courted -
]l' 1i:1%z. n.e very soul!"
;y he V. t .4 transported.
1L1t I1 c1ol.si---h01):.pisr3 11#1 ve
The great sensation ali related -
And When he's asked abont his wife
He sighs, "My soul has transmigrated.'
Only in Play.
Her Friend -Didn't you play an en-
gagement at Saratoga last summer?
Soubrette -Oh, yes. That was 'with
Archie Flipehap. Poor fellow' He
thought it was serious.
libtraccOuntable Punishment.
Mrs.. WftYbaCk--SUCh a naan as roe
•doesn't deserve to have a nrif.
Mr. Wayback-Exactly, Maria. I've
wandered for years what 1have oxeE
done to ideserve•this.
The Guilty Conscience.
he said she crocheted and made lace
And was told that her verses .showed
grace;
When he asked if she painted,
- She screamed and then -fainted,
For she feared that he guessed from her
face.
Widenwake.
Real Estate Dealer -You must a ml
that the town is well laid out
Lookabout-That's all right. When
town is dead, it is the proper thing to
lay it out.
Saying and Doing.
The •person with a sense of humor ,
says funny things and knews it, while
he who has no sense of htimor does far
funnier things and doesn't know it:
A
Old Mother Hubbard.
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard,
And with a. grille sort of smile
•She picked up 233. ax
And said, between cracks, 1
"I guess this will warm no awhile."
,t•
Real, Warm Love.
"I Will throw vitriol 011 your threat-
ened the beautiful girl.
"Ah," sinned the cool young man,
"now 1 know what burning love is."
The Reason.
Little Rollo -Pa, Why does popcorn
pop?
Mr. Hennypeck-Because, my eon, _
popcorn, like Meta doesn't know an,
better.
The Assumption of the Idle.
Though you may toil your whole 111:.
- through,
Some man with lazy pride
Will sneer and say that he could do _-
Much better if he tried.
• Knew Him.
He -Darling, which would you rather
have for a birthday present, an electric
or a gasoline automobile?
Wife ---I'd rather have $10, dear. -
Automobile,
That Young Lady in China.
There was a young lady in China
Who was a quite greedy young dinst;
She feasted on snails,
Slugs, peacocks and quails,
"No mixture," she said. '`eoulti be ilna."
• A Mighty Change.
• Father (jokingly)-Wbere is father's
little boy/
Llttie 011e -This is father's little bon
but he has been washed.-Revyere
Clit-
cago.
•Gracious Conceit:0011#
"We can't be perfect here below."
Said Deacon Perkinpine.
"We all must have some faults, ye know;
Why, even I have mine."
Compensation.
Jones (at the boarding honse)-Only
.two iittbe biscuits for breakfast.
Brown -Yes, but think how heavy,
they are. -Boston Evening Journal.
•Experience.
"No lady barber, please, for me,"
• He, sighing, said. ''1 do not care
For such a service now. You see,
My mother uSed to cut my hair."
• Making Her Way.
"She belongs to the Four Hundred,
doesn't she?"
"Well, the might to by this lime. -She
has married three of them." -Life.
Of ImportanOe.
The world's •a stage, most trUIY.
But greatly would it rest we
If we could tell for certain
The curtain is asbestus
Where the Lines Dravrns.
Freeman -Surely a man can say what
he pleases about his own.
Henpeck -Not if it's his own mother -
The Single Exception.
Where some unlucky man falls down
• It seems like jolly fun;
Vnless (and then there comes a frown)
You're the 'unlucky one,
Hope, Ever HOpei
He (facetiously) -A society belie
should have the right ring.
She (demurely) -Well, I have hopes.
Comnensation. •r
Each sore affliction has its balm,
And comfort 'tis, indeed,
To think that if your legs are bowed
-You cannot be knockkneed
Very Speedy.
• "Why do yon say he leads a fast
life?"
"He's an enthusiastic automobilist"
-Chicago Post.
A Record. -
Miles of sooty smirches,
• Endless streaks of grime,
Will write the coal strike story
. On the corridors of time.
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York Times